Young Sheldon - The Dentist pulls the Wisdom Teeth — Transcript

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1. 0:00get it
2. 0:03before fundamental forces the most
3. 0:05difficult to unify is
4. 0:07gravity because oh thank god
5. 0:18step right up
6. 0:20[Music]
7. 0:22step right up for your chance
8. 0:25to meet the egyptian god of
9. 0:30knowledge he has all the answers
10. 0:35no question too big
11. 0:38or small hello young man
12. 0:41do you have a question you'd like to
13. 0:44pose
14. 0:45i do but nobody in the history of
15. 0:47science has ever been able to answer it
16. 0:49well they haven't asked the great god
17. 0:54park
18. 0:57right this way
19. 1:12ask your question do you really possess
20. 1:16all knowledge you only get one question
21. 1:19kid
22. 1:20you want that to be it oh no
23. 1:24how can i unify the four fundamental
24. 1:26forces of the universe
25. 1:28now talking in order to unify gravity
26. 1:32you must first understand that it is a
27. 1:34distortion of space time
28. 1:38wow tucks it asleep
29. 1:41why am i not surprised
30. 1:46oh my oh you died you're a ghost now
31. 1:51look who's awake how are you feeling
32. 1:55i had a dream i solved a unified field
33. 1:59theory
34. 2:00well good for you but i can't remember
35. 2:03it
36. 2:04hmm you know you were mumbling something
37. 2:07about
38. 2:08gravity and forces you need to be more
39. 2:11specific
40. 2:12shelly you weren't making much sense
41. 2:14mother
42. 2:15a unified field theory is the holy grail
43. 2:18of physics
44. 2:19solving it would be the greatest
45. 2:21breakthrough in the history of science
46. 2:23and you forgot it that's funny
47. 2:28hello dr bowers it's sheldon cooper i
48. 2:31need you to administer more anesthesia
49. 2:32to me
50. 2:34no i don't have a dental problem i need
51. 2:36to re-enter a trance-like state so i can
52. 2:38communicate with thoth the god of
53. 2:39knowledge
54. 2:41i would argue that the greatest
55. 2:43discovery of physics is worth losing
56. 2:44your dental license
57. 2:46well it's not my fault you let them
58. 2:47publish your home phone number
59. 2:49okay grand unified field theory here i
60. 2:56[Music]
61. 3:02come
62. 3:11this isn't working i disagree
63. 3:16seems to be working fine undandy
64. 3:19[Music]
65. 3:21mr einstein i'm very excited to talk to
66. 3:25you
67. 3:25but i was hoping to hear from thoth the
68. 3:27egyptian god of knowledge so he could
69. 3:28teach me the grand unified field theory
70. 3:30again
71. 3:31oh the grand unified field theory
72. 3:36he told it to me in a dream but i can't
73. 3:39remember
74. 3:40all right hang on where is the fun
75. 3:43in finding things out if some joker with
76. 3:46a bird head
77. 3:47just tells you the answer but a grand
78. 3:50unified field theory would explain the
79. 3:51universe
80. 3:52answers are all well and good but a real
81. 3:55scientist
82. 3:55loves the thrill of the chase am i right
83. 3:58hawking
84. 3:58i would agree i do also enjoy the thrill
85. 4:02of rolling over bubble wrap with my
86. 4:04chair
87. 4:06it is fun to pop that stuff isn't it
88. 4:09so fun but what if i never figure it out
89. 4:12i never did
90. 4:13my scientifically has nothing to sneeze
91. 4:15at same here
92. 4:17agreed uh don't don't look at me i
93. 4:20i drive a hugo so none of you can help
94. 4:23me
95. 4:24i believe i can sheldon if i was offered
96. 4:28a choice
97. 4:29between all the knowledge of the
98. 4:30universe or the endless pursuit of it
99. 4:33i would choose the pursuit
100. 4:37that's very insightful
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105. 5:30foreign