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0:02[music]
0:09Mama,
0:16>> what you do for here? This why you come
0:18back from school so early. What happen?
0:20>> M they chase me come off from school.
0:23>> But I tell them say I go send your
0:24school fees next week.
0:27I tell them I tell them what
0:32your
0:35give you this much money even never end
0:52money
0:54with money that beh Understand? May I
0:56give you something?
0:57>> Shut up. What concern you make I clear
1:01you? Nothing concern that man concern
1:02our matter. The most important be say if
1:05they pay me my money if end. Mind your
1:08business. So
1:19for here no come from this place we can
1:22go mop back on. No come for here.
1:27No come out from here. Me
1:42[laughter]
1:42[snorts]
1:44this house fine like this.
1:48If I come they will carry me keep
1:50outside and come inside. This thing they
1:53hide from me
1:57but this thing they shock me. Be this
2:00small boy. Forget all this thing. They
2:02get gold sh
2:08mellow. You
2:10go make you go answer for people where
2:13you feel born.
2:17You want
2:22gold everywhere.
2:27Wow. What?
3:11My best room be this
3:16room be like one room.
3:23Jesus Christ
3:28will sleep for this bed like this.
3:34son if I sleep for this kind day I go
3:38wake up forever
3:40one person
3:43ah
3:46the couple step for easy life want sleep
3:51just climb your step go
3:56one room they like room and
4:00get chair for inside room sit down They
4:04watch TV for inside room.
4:16They chop. They drink something. They
4:18wake up for midnight. One chop. Just sit
4:21down. They [music] relax. They chop. And
4:23yeah, you enjoy yourself.
4:28Hello.
4:34One person gets one 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
5:00I wish I wish um This house. I wish this
5:05house is my house. [snorts]
5:07I know I could use all this for free of
5:11charge.
5:21Okay.
5:28>> [laughter]
5:30>> Baby,
5:34you said the man been picking
5:38where the king come. I never see before
5:42for this house.
5:44Who the
5:45dash?
5:55I like this kind baby. Tom, baby, baby
6:00shaking eyes.
6:09Dash me.
6:16>> [snorts]
6:22>> Mimi,
6:23my phone they ring. Bring them.
6:28Mimi, you know they hear my phone they
6:29ring.
6:39Hello
6:42Alpha.
6:44I come I finish for I go come see you.
6:50Where this girl put head.
6:54Mimi.
6:57Mimi.
7:01Mimi.
7:06Mim me.
7:11>> What they do for here?
7:13>> Nah. I won't come now. I won't come now.
7:16>> You the crease. What say you don't touch
7:18anything for this place?
7:19>> No, I just look. I don't touch anything.
7:22>> What they do you this girl? Why you not
7:24they hear? What?
7:26For trouble one day. I like they follow
7:28me. They come this place. Come for here.
7:30I go now.
7:35Hey, this girl could put me for trouble
7:37one day.
8:14I have a little baby. Oh yes, I have a
8:20little
8:22Oh yes.
8:24A little a little a little
8:28dance a little. A little a little
8:33dance. A little a little a little
8:37dance. A little
8:38>> I talk to What is that?
8:43Give it to me. Give it to me. Where you
8:46see him?
8:48>> When I they come back from [music]
8:49school, I see him from road. I pick him.
8:52>> You pick him from road. How many don't
8:55tell me they pick things from road?
8:56You're not good now. What is wrong with
8:58you?
9:00I tell you I say I like baby [music] but
9:04you say
9:05I see this one I like
9:09>> I don't like this thing where you do I
9:11don't like
9:12what try again.
9:14>> Okay
9:14>> you don't bo whatever make you boil.
9:16>> Yes
9:18>> food go ready. Oh,
9:21>> Coco
9:23chop chop.
9:24>> You don't give her name now. Now
9:27>> I know. Coco,
9:29meet your grandma.
9:31>> Who be grandma? I don't blame you.
9:35>> Co dance a little. A little. A little
9:41dance a little.
9:43Have a little baby. Oh yes. Have a
9:48little coat.
10:05[music]
10:14>> [music]
10:33[music]
12:17>> Who dog this
12:21Who told us my ring?
12:44Heat.
13:08Heat.
13:16Where are you?
13:20Come back here immediately.
13:44Good afternoon, sir. Sir, you called me.
13:52[music]
13:54>> Did anyone come into this house?
13:57>> No, sir.
14:01>> Are you sure?
14:03>> Are they very sure, sir? Nobody come
14:05here.
14:09You can go.
14:11>> Okay, sir.
14:15>> Sir, you they find anything I find now.
14:20>> Now
14:21go.
14:23>> Okay, sir.
14:57>> [music]
15:03[music]
15:12>> Josh,
15:15>> sir.
15:16>> Come,
15:22sir.
15:23>> Come.
15:35Did anyone come looking for me?
15:37>> No sir.
15:42>> You mean no [music] one came here while
15:43I was away?
15:45>> Nobody find you come sir. Now just three
15:47of us did this house. Me, the cleaner,
15:50and happy king.
15:55>> The cleaner's daughter.
15:56>> Yes, sir.
15:58She
16:00allow me talk. Finish.
16:03First go inside.
16:17[music]
16:27>> [music]
16:36[music]
16:41[music]
16:50>> Eat Coco.
16:53Eat eat this door like picking
16:58one another for me.
17:03>> I never get money when you finish
17:04another pick and one B. I beg carry your
17:07doll in peace. I fish out
17:14[laughter]
17:16like me. Yeah. Open your mouth. Open
17:20your mouth. My baby boo.
17:29>> Yeah. Me
17:33not
17:37stick.
17:55Heat.
18:09Heat.
18:13[music]
18:29The figurine is not something they did
18:31not initiate to see or touch.
18:35When such sacred order is found, grave
18:39consequence is attached.
18:42[music]
18:46Let the spirits
18:48make judgment.
18:59>> You remove the land of M.
19:01>> Huh?
19:06Yeah.
19:08How?
19:10Yeah. I cannot die. I cannot.
19:16What [music] must I do?
19:34Well, I better
19:37kill them.
19:53[music]
20:01Heat. Heat.
20:03[music]
20:29Heat. Heat.
21:03Heat.
21:06Heat.
21:13Heat.
21:36Heat.
21:39Heat.
21:49[groaning]
22:04Heat.
22:06Heat.
22:18Heat.
22:27Heat. Heat.
22:49Heat. Heat.
23:17Heat. Heat.
23:54Mimi,
23:57Mimi,
24:03Mimi,
24:05Mimi.
24:13Somebody help [screaming] me. Somebody
24:15help.
24:18Somebody help.
24:25Somebody help me. Somebody help.
24:30Somebody help me.
24:41Somebody help me. Somebody help.
24:48[music]
24:52[music]
24:58[music]
25:19Who is in the garden? Hey, little
25:24garden. Hey, little girl. Can I come and
25:28see her? No. No. No. No. Why? Why? Why?
25:33>> What they do for house?
25:36>> I don't hear you. What they do for
25:38house? School never close. Why you home
25:39so early? What happened
25:41>> in school? They give me suspension for
25:44school
25:44>> again. So what happened?
25:48>> I beat one boy in school.
25:52>> You go fight.
25:55She came all be this me how many I don't
25:58tell you make fight for school not my
26:01fault now that boy I don't come they
26:03call me block
26:04>> so because they call you blocker then
26:05you go fight this is the third time they
26:08suspending you from school mean me
26:10for what you want when you go get sense
26:12>> no fight person insult me because I
26:14don't want they suspend me I need to
26:17beat them now it's not good to insult
26:19somebody
26:21>> okay now tell me all the money why don't
26:22they suffer to pay your school put for
26:26No, what will happen to the money? I
26:28don't think he find your trouble. Report
26:30to me or your teacher. We go handle
26:31lamb.
26:33>> You know say sometimes they get
26:34necessary so that they avoid you use
26:38they play.
26:40>> We go down your school tomorrow. Any
26:41punishment when they give to suspension
26:43you go. If they make you sleep the
26:45entire school you go. You go suffer
26:49my trouble. Shut up you mad fight boy.
26:52If they enter
26:54you
27:02come inside no sense
27:09that one me
27:14I pl come
27:26>> [sighs]
27:41>> Ashes to Ashes.
27:47Dust to dust,
27:54wealth to wealth,
28:01power
28:03for power.
28:06Go to the land beyond.
28:11I replace my wealth which you took.
28:26[snorts]
28:43>> [snorts]
28:50>> Ashes to ashes,
28:58dust to dust.
29:06Wealth
29:08to wealth,
29:15power
29:17for power.
29:20Go to the land beyond
29:25and replace my wealth which you took.
29:45Yeah. [screaming]
29:50Yeah.
29:54Yeah.
30:03Get
30:29out. [screaming]
30:34>> [panting]
30:38[groaning]
30:38>> My Last
30:43[groaning]
30:58heat.
32:04No,
32:06no, no, no,
32:09no,
32:11No,
32:14no,
32:16no,
32:18no, [screaming]
32:20no,
32:22no.
32:38[snorts]
32:39Morning.
32:46>> You sleep well. So
32:54>> what you they find
32:56>> my
32:59sleep last night. I can't wake up again.
33:03I get me.
33:04>> I see now wish I don't burn my ber for
33:07that side.
33:11What make you cry?
33:12>> Why you go? Why you go baby
33:17slap you? What they walk you? Eh, you
33:22not get work. See they suspend you for
33:24this house. I never see you carry book
33:27up and down
33:32from every night. I dream bad dream.
33:34Sister enter this house. I never dream
33:36well. Every night I so witch evil dream
33:39now they dream
33:42come for this place come here they talk
33:44I will slap you they disturb my ear come
33:47you mad you mad they disturb my ear you
33:50mad
33:56no sense [snorts]
33:59I go get peace of mind because I bumped
34:01the
34:16Hey, lady married.
34:34Yummy
34:36strong
34:50by touchless.
34:54Not for
35:35initiate of your body.
35:38What troubles you?
35:42Why is he not working?
35:46[laughter]
35:52as soften.
35:55You are mortal.
35:58They cannot be hurt
36:01spiritually.
36:04Is deeper than you think.
36:09>> Then
36:11what do I do?
36:20Can you
36:36must be killed physically
36:41else you will die.
36:44You have seven days
36:55Hey
36:58[screaming]
36:59everybody.
37:41Hello sir.
37:42>> Yes sir. How are you?
37:44>> I'm fine sir. Sir I hope everything day
37:47all right.
37:48>> Yes everything is all right. I wanted
37:49you to come to the house.
37:51>> Eh sir, today and tomorrow not my off
37:55day. Sir,
37:56>> I'm not calling you to come and work. I
37:59actually bought some gifts for my little
38:01niece and I bought something for your
38:02daughter as well.
38:05>> Thank you, sir. God bless you, sir. Sir,
38:08when I come next tomorrow, I go collect
38:10them.
38:10>> No, I am traveling. So, I think you
38:13should come today before my niece and
38:14mother comes to the house and pack
38:15everything.
38:16>> Okay, sir. I go come. You can come with
38:18your daughter. I want her to check out
38:20the outfit to know if it suits her or
38:22not before the kingdom.
38:23>> Hey. Okay, sir. Go carry and come. Thank
38:26you, sir. Go. Go. Bless you, sir. God
38:28bless you. Oh.
38:30Hey.
38:33Hey.
38:35This way. My say buy gift for my bikin
38:39say don't change.
38:41Hey, let me see. But they come for my
38:43family. Mimi.
38:45Mimi.
38:48Mimi,
38:55[music]
39:03she done
39:13what you call for this place.
39:18What did
39:22Clinton
39:31Clinton?
39:35I asked you if someone came into my
39:37house,
39:39but you assured me no one did.
39:43I asked you again and again but you kept
39:47on denying
39:49why. How can nobody come your house? I
39:52swear to God nobody enter this place.
39:58>> Your thief of a daughter did. She
40:01entered my room and stole my precious
40:02door.
40:06>> You don't kill me.
40:08Sorry. Sorry. You know sir
40:12make
40:18ve I beg forgive us
40:23see my salary take her if [laughter] I
40:26carry my money just release me I swear I
40:29never come this your house again surely
40:31you will pay
40:33you pay with your lives
40:37take them behind the house and tie them
40:38up I will personally rip of your heart.
40:41>> Midnight.
40:43>> Next time you will learn to teach your
40:44brother.
41:05You don't kill us.
41:09You don't kill us baby [gasps]
41:14walk
41:16again. I don't know. I don't know
41:18nothing
41:21again.
41:22>> When you start they take something not
41:25be your own. So after all the suffer for
41:28you for this life after all my stuff end
41:36me again. I [gasps] have again mama.
41:42I know the vest for you. I know the ve
41:45not be your fault.
41:47If they say I get money buy everything
41:49when you need that as other women they
41:50buy for their children. You not see
41:52person
41:54not be your fault at all. Not me.
41:56Not me.
41:58You you don't know anything that's you
42:00be.
42:02[gasps and sighs]
42:04So we take me me
42:08die
42:10here come
42:12>> I want come
42:15help us come and go take help us help
42:26you
42:32offend
42:32>> [singing]
42:34>> A little bit.
42:36[gasps]
42:43[music]
42:50Oh. Oh.
42:58>> [music]
43:03[music]
43:21[music]
43:26[music]
43:40[music]
43:55[music]
44:10[music]
44:29[music]
44:35[music]
44:56[music]
45:30[music]
45:37[music]
45:43[music]
45:54[music]
46:32[music]
46:48[music]
47:04[music]
47:11[music]
47:41[music]
47:48[music]
47:51>> Yes.
47:55I know my car to hit me for head true to
47:59God.
48:01I don't know when they take
48:05[laughter]
48:11>> look out.
48:13[laughter]
48:24They escaped.
48:28Go after them.
48:48>> [music]
48:59>> So say this place a safe place. No
49:01place.
49:04>> No, I never come here before.
49:07[sighs and gasps] I'm not sure you know
49:08this place.
49:10All be this
49:12kind work for s we not escape only for
49:16use do [gasps]
49:21all this no say go land like this
49:24>> no don't be already my ch they pay me go
49:27rest hey
49:30god Hey,
49:36[music]
49:41[music]
49:46[music]
49:51[music]
49:53hey, hey.
49:56[music]
49:57Hey
50:01>> [music]
50:07[music]
50:08>> hey
50:12[music]
50:17[music]
50:19hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
50:19hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
50:19hey hey
50:22hey hey [music]
50:25hey hey
50:32>> [music]
50:41[music]
50:45[music]
50:49>> Heat. Heat.
50:51[music]
51:11>> [music]
51:36>> Heat. Heat.
51:38[music]
52:00>> [music]
52:01>> Heat. Heat.
52:09>> [music]
52:29>> Hey.
52:40>> [music]
52:59>> They are in the uncompleted building.
53:02Three poles ahead of you. Capture them.
53:13Don't get back.
53:18[music]
53:45>> [music]
54:01>> Hey, Lord, I don't tire. You don't
54:04understand though. Hey, listen. I really
54:08tire
54:10you see this mission we must accomplish.
54:14You hear me? So,
54:25[music]
54:54Mama. Mama, you should say this place
54:56this hear you.
55:00No. This
55:11[music]
55:25happen. You said you be good. See
55:27anybody for here? What for you?
55:32Step
55:36>> you fools. They at the back of the
55:38building.
55:40Follow him. Follow him.
56:01>> [music]
56:11[music]
56:29>> Z run.
56:50>> I don't know.
56:52Hey,
56:56I beg. I be Please don't hurt me and my
56:58child. [snorts]
57:00Help us. Someone is after our lives.
57:03Piko, I will not hurt you.
57:08You don't have to be afraid.
57:11This is a sacred and powerful ground.
57:14Nothing will happen to you here.
57:17You're welcome to my home.
57:21My name is
57:24I'm sure you must be very tired and
57:25hungry.
57:27Sit.
57:30You are safe.
57:32Let me get you something to eat and
57:34drink.
57:37>> No, I we are fine. We don't want
57:39anything. Thank you.
57:42>> Why
57:44Why are you scared of what you do not
57:47know yet?
57:49I'm sure you wouldn't want to say no to
57:51an innocent woman standing before you.
57:55Let me get your water.
57:59[snorts]
58:11Drink and quench your thirst.
58:15I will not harm you.
58:23Drink.
58:33This is the end of the road for both of
58:35you.
58:37must not begin shipping. She she not
58:39even know what you should do. Just let
58:41us go.
58:42>> She started all this and now you have to
58:44face the consequences with her.
58:46>> Yeah. Yeah.
58:51>> Shut up.
58:53>> Shut up.
58:55>> No man runs away from his shadow. You
58:58think you can run away from me? Never.
59:01I see all. I know all.
59:06I have a few days to leave. Yeah. I want
59:09their hearts as soon as possible.
59:13You be like me.
59:16Let my picking go. Okay. Anything where
59:18you want to
59:25[screaming]
59:33[snorts]
59:36I beg no keep my be my
59:50[screaming]
59:55[screaming]
59:58ashes to ashes.
1:00:01Dust to dust,
1:00:03wealth for wealth, power for power.
1:00:10There will go to the land beyond and
1:00:13there will not return.
1:00:16That which was taken from you must be
1:00:18paid back with a life.
1:00:26[screaming] Sor
1:00:57water.
1:01:00I want
1:01:18more. Nice. You
1:01:48Hey
1:01:54shore.
1:02:08Bye-bye.
1:02:16Oh y
1:02:18going
1:02:21eat
1:02:35more.
1:02:37You
1:02:40A1
1:02:42A1 A1 A1
1:02:47You walk
1:03:02home.
1:03:18No,
1:03:20don't tell me that
1:03:27they took blood covenant to protect each
1:03:30other's image.
1:03:39They cannot be harmed.
1:03:41>> This is
1:03:44Absolute nonsense.
1:03:46Yeah. What then happens to me? What?
1:03:55>> Mind your words.
1:04:00>> Sit down.
1:04:19>> [music]
1:04:23>> I can help you live
1:04:27but the money will stop coming
1:04:32and you [music] will need to warm your
1:04:34heart. Never.
1:04:38Never.
1:04:40I have come too far to go back now to go
1:04:43back to being poor and miserable.
1:04:47Too many sacrifices have been made.
1:04:50Humans, animals,
1:04:53never
1:04:57a
1:05:14Then ready to face the consequences.
1:05:26I'll do it myself.
1:05:30I do not need you. Yeah.
1:05:54Your grandfather, her great grandfather
1:05:57saved my grandmother. I will explain.
1:06:01You see,
1:06:03there was this evil priest that lived in
1:06:05my grandmother's village that wanted her
1:06:08as a fourth wife
1:06:12after killing her husband [music]
1:06:14mysteriously.
1:06:16When she refused to accept his proposal,
1:06:19he told the villagers that it was
1:06:21revealed to him that she was carrying a
1:06:24set of twins.
1:06:26Yes.
1:06:28So he told the villagers and they wanted
1:06:31to kill her because it was an
1:06:32abomination there.
1:06:34She flee.
1:06:36He sent the youths after her. She said
1:06:39along the line they shot her. She fell.
1:06:43Luckily for her, your grandfather was at
1:06:46a farm nearby was working on his farm.
1:06:51He saw everything that happened, picked
1:06:53her up, used some herbs to, you know,
1:06:57take the wound away for the moment, took
1:06:59her home, nursed her until she gave
1:07:01birth to a baby.
1:07:06He didn't know that he saved a
1:07:09priestess.
1:07:12When my grandmother asked what he wanted
1:07:14in return,
1:07:16he simply said she should protect his
1:07:19lineage from [music] any harm that may
1:07:21befall them.
1:07:23That is why no harm spiritually can
1:07:27befold you.
1:07:30>> This is deep.
1:07:32>> Yes, it is.
1:07:33>> So, we go a now.
1:07:36>> No, not yet. That he cannot kill you
1:07:38doesn't mean he cannot hurt your body.
1:07:41>> So what are we going to do now?
1:07:44>> He will eventually get tired. But for
1:07:47the meantime, you need to stay here.
1:07:49You're safe here.
1:07:54>> Please excuse me.
1:08:08Make go. Where you want go? Go find any.
1:08:12I don't trust this woman.
1:08:13>> She say she want us. She save us. You
1:08:17talk like this.
1:08:31>> [music]
1:08:37>> Heat. Heat.
1:08:40[music]
1:08:46Heat.
1:08:49[music]
1:08:58[music]
1:09:08[music]
1:09:09Hey, heat. Hey, heat.
1:09:23Heat.
1:09:26[music]
1:09:32Hey, Heat.
1:09:35[music]
1:09:46>> [music]
1:09:47>> Hey,
1:09:52hey,
1:09:55hey, hey, hey.
1:09:57[music]
1:10:01Heat.
1:10:07[music]
1:10:16[music]
1:10:18Heat.
1:10:26Heat.
1:10:34[music]
1:10:41Hey, Heat.
1:10:46[music]
1:10:54>> [music]
1:11:01>> Baba.
1:11:04[music]
1:11:09Baba.
1:11:15180.
1:11:17[music]
1:11:28[music]
1:11:32Ah,
1:11:43Baba.
1:11:51Clinton
1:11:53tido
1:11:58your title name.
1:12:02Am I right?
1:12:07You are welcome.
1:12:09[music]
1:12:21I say come back.
1:12:34H
1:12:37I have communed with the spirit and they
1:12:39have had you.
1:12:42All your problems will be over.
1:12:47But
1:12:50you must bring the sum of 5 million
1:12:52naira
1:12:54to purchase the items for the ritual
1:12:57and it must be done at the flowing
1:12:59water.
1:13:03But
1:13:05that will not be a problem.
1:13:08Can it be done now? I don't have much
1:13:10time.
1:13:17>> Yes.
1:13:19Yes.
1:13:20[clears throat]
1:13:21He want to transfer the money.
1:13:23>> Yes.
1:13:24>> You have to follow me now so that the
1:13:26spirits will be aware of it because they
1:13:29are the owner. Okay.
1:13:32Time
1:13:42you sat.
1:14:19>> [music]
1:14:36[music]
1:14:37>> Heat. Heat.
1:14:54I didn't know this place. You won't make
1:14:55fear a c person.
1:14:57>> Do not be afraid.
1:15:00There is nothing hidden under the sun.
1:15:04He wants to eliminate you. He wants to
1:15:07eliminate us. What if we do again?
1:15:11Both of you are not safe here.
1:15:14I advise you come with me to the hut.
1:15:17>> No, I'm not going anywhere.
1:15:21No,
1:15:21>> I'm not going to go anywhere now. My
1:15:22house be this. I'm not going to come for
1:15:23my house. Go another place. It not going
1:15:25to happen. Waiting.
1:15:27Like I said before,
1:15:30both of you are not safe here.
1:15:33I cannot protect you from afar.
1:15:44She can't this
1:15:48appear disappear person.
1:15:52>> I take enter this kind of problem for
1:15:53crying out loud. Which was a bad be this
1:15:57I not get peace again with my own house.
1:16:00Yeah. I won't go now. I'm not go
1:16:03anywhere.
1:16:07She say
1:16:09nothing.
1:16:12I don't go anywhere. I will not leave
1:16:14this house. I know go anywhere. I don't
1:16:16tire. Anything happen make it happen.
1:16:37Hallelujah.
1:16:43Hallelujah.
1:16:45Mhm.
1:16:52Hallelujah.
1:16:53[screaming]
1:16:57Mhm.
1:17:01foreign
1:17:20[screaming]
1:17:26speech.
1:17:29Bong
1:17:41single.
1:17:54Oh, what is all that?
1:18:00I
1:18:06know. [screaming]
1:18:11I know.
1:18:27Hallelujah.
1:18:34Hallelujah.
1:18:42Hallelujah.
1:18:49Hallelujah.
1:18:57Hallelujah.
1:19:05Hallelujah.
1:19:13Hallelujah.
1:19:20Hallelujah.
1:19:29You
1:19:31are there.
1:19:36You are here.
1:19:42You are here.
1:19:53How
1:19:54about
1:20:02me?
1:20:04Maki
1:20:07is
1:20:18all the
1:20:39What you
1:20:51want?
1:20:56Go.
1:21:30>> [screaming]
1:21:38[screaming]
1:21:54>> How the
1:21:58I don't know if you
1:22:03see
1:22:25Hey
1:22:50my
1:23:00I
1:23:02don't go into
1:23:20>> [music]
1:23:43>> Good afternoon, ma.
1:23:48Good morning, sir. Thank you.
1:23:50>> Good morning, sir.
1:23:51>> Good morning, Mimi. How you did?
1:23:52>> Fine.
1:23:54>> I came to check why she has not been in
1:23:56school for a while.
1:23:58>> They suspend her.
1:24:00>> Hey, but the suspension has been lifted.
1:24:04>> Yes.
1:24:04>> I don't know. Okay. Let me say next week
1:24:08she go come school. I go make her make
1:24:09she go school next week.
1:24:19No problem. I will be on my way now. All
1:24:23right.
1:24:27Jesus.
1:24:31Jesus.
1:24:34Lord of Jesus.
1:24:37Blood of Jesus.
1:24:42I cover you with the blood of Jesus.
1:24:46I cover you with the blood of Jesus. For
1:24:48we overcome them by the blood of the
1:24:51lamb and by the words of our testimony.
1:24:54And my testimony is no weapon fashioned
1:24:58against us shall prosper. And any tongue
1:25:01that rises against us shall be
1:25:03condemned. For the Lord shall contend
1:25:06with those that contend with us. In the
1:25:09name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I
1:25:11intercede on your behalf. In the name of
1:25:14Jesus Christ, I intercede on your
1:25:16behalf. Whatsoever it is that is
1:25:19fighting against you, stand in the name
1:25:21that is above all names. And I say every
1:25:24evil projection, every evil arrow from
1:25:28any kingdom, from any altar, from any
1:25:30river working against your life, working
1:25:34against your destiny, be destroyed in
1:25:36the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth.
1:25:38But the light comes and darkness
1:25:40vanishes. For who is he that speaketh a
1:25:42word, and it comes to pass when the Lord
1:25:44has not commanded it? His word is here
1:25:47and amen. He said you shall not die but
1:25:49live to declare the goodness of the Lord
1:25:51in the land of the living. Every power
1:25:54hovering in this vicinity against your
1:25:57lives be broken in the name of Jesus.
1:26:00For at dimension of that name Jesus
1:26:02every shall bow. Principalities and
1:26:05powers.
1:26:06>> The blood is still speak
1:26:09to [singing] still.
1:26:16The cross is still standing.
1:26:20The blood is still [music] speaking.
1:26:23The is still empty.
1:26:27>> Sir, I say make thank you for what God
1:26:30use it to for my life. If not be the
1:26:33prayers when you pray for me and my
1:26:35don't die. Thank you so much sir. God
1:26:38bless you sir. Thank you for the
1:26:39prayers.
1:26:42You know the Bible says that we wrestle
1:26:44not against [music] flesh and blood but
1:26:46against principalities and powers,
1:26:48rulers of darkness.
1:26:50Give glory to God
1:26:53for he is the one that did everything.
1:26:57Sister, I will advise you to be strong
1:27:00in prayer. The Bible says that we should
1:27:02pray without ceasing because the devil,
1:27:05our enemy, is rolling like a lion
1:27:08looking for to devour.
1:27:10Prayer is the key.
1:27:13The Lord is with you and your daughter.
1:27:15Fear not, for the devil has no power
1:27:18over you.
1:27:19>> Amen. Thank you, sir.
1:27:21>> He's well.
1:27:22>> Amen.
1:27:22>> He's well.
1:27:23>> Thank you, sir.
1:27:29[music]
1:27:33>> We perfect it all.
1:27:36We'll [music] perfect it all.
1:27:40He that [singing] began
1:27:43his good work in me.
1:27:47We'll perfect it all.
1:27:51We'll perfect it all.
1:27:54God will never fail.

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