You got money when you can order market price at a restaurant and not care about what it is!! — Transcript

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1. 0:00So, what's your take? Can't eat that
2. 0:01side. This is my side. Jesus Christ.
3. 0:03Switch sides. So, what's your take? You
4. 0:05got money when you can order market
5. 0:07price at a restaurant and not care about
6. 0:08what it is. 100% agree. That's the That
7. 0:10is the signifier of I want that. I've
8. 0:13never ordered market price once in my
9. 0:14life. Wait, are you talking about
10. 0:16seafood or just like not looking at the
11. 0:17prices on the menu? Market price.
12. 0:19Something I hate when something looks
13. 0:20good and it says MP. Oh, MP. I I feel
14. 0:23I'm I feel like I've made it, but but
15. 0:26when I see MP, have you done it? Have
16. 0:27you ordered? No. No. You know what is
17. 0:29also horrible? What? What's worse?
18. 0:31Asking them what the MP is. I can't do
19. 0:33that. I can't do that. That's only when
20. 0:34I dine alone. If you're alone, you're
21. 0:36okay being like, "What's the MP on
22. 0:38that?" "What the Hey, what's the MP on
23. 0:39this?" Everybody gather around. What's
24. 0:41the MP on this? Is that how we're
25. 0:42supposed to say it? That's what I think.
26. 0:44You don't You don't pronounce it. Write
27. 0:46that down. What if when I walk into the
28. 0:48restaurant, we're in a We're in a bare
29. 0:50market. It's going down. Crabs are nice
30. 0:53and cheap. Jumbo shrimp cost nothing. By
31. 0:55the time I order, by the time the
32. 0:57waitress comes to my table, we're on a
33. 0:58bull run and now it costs 40 bucks a
34. 1:00shrimp. If the market's down, okay, are
35. 1:02you gonna order MP or not? I think so.
36. 1:04And you're not going to ask what the MP
37. 1:05is? No, I can't. Like, if I go to a
38. 1:07restaurant with my girlfriend, I I I
39. 1:09can't do that in front of her. I agree.
40. 1:10You've never in your life tried it? I've
41. 1:12never ordered MP because I don't know
42. 1:14what the MP is. You ever been to a place
43. 1:15where the steak you pay for the ounce,
44. 1:17but they don't tell you how much the
45. 1:18ounce is? Yes, I've been there. And I
46. 1:19get 1 oz. What? Get a 1 oz. You got them
47. 1:22cutting off a sliver. I say, "Let me get
48. 1:23a 1 oz steak." How much money you think
49. 1:25you need in the checking account to get
50. 1:27MP without asking what the hell? At
51. 1:28least seven. Seven what? I don't know.
52. 1:32Dollars. I think you need seven racks.
53. 1:347,000? Where do you come from?
54. 1:36That$7,000 is the amount of money that
55. 1:37makes you comfortable in this life. No.
56. 1:39No. That's that's enough for me to blow
57. 1:41some of that money on MP without knowing
58. 1:43what MP is. 7,000 is nothing in this
59. 1:45economy. Why are you yelling at me?
60. 1:47Well, you're you started screaming
61. 1:49first. Help.