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  1. 0:00Good day, good morning, good evening.
  2. 0:02Come on in, have a seat. We are
  3. 0:04continuing to clear our backlog of news
  4. 0:05that was important to discuss over the
  5. 0:07past while, but we were just, you know,
  6. 0:09on break, and all that. So, on our
  7. 0:11agenda today, China is finally banning
  8. 0:14those flush, beautiful, designer door
  9. 0:16handles. This is a very important thing
  10. 0:18. We'll need to discuss it in detail.
  11. 0:20Germany suddenly decides to allocate
  12. 0:22money for Chinese cars. Although, what
  13. 0:24does Germany have to do with Chinese
  14. 0:25cars? We'll talk in detail about
  15. 0:27Volkswagen's sales report for 2025.
  16. 0:29There’s a lot to cry about there, but
  17. 0:31, damn, nowhere to laugh. And in
  18. 0:33Kazakhstan, the recycling fee is the
  19. 0:34other way around. Good afternoon.
  20. 0:47And let's start right away with the
  21. 0:49magic words. A prohibitive recycling
  22. 0:50fee for Russian cars is being
  23. 0:52introduced in Kazakhstan. You've heard
  24. 0:54the term "best practice" and that one
  25. 0:56should apply best practices. Well,
  26. 1:00Kazakhstan looked and thought, "What
  27. 1:02did they introduce over there? We’ll
  28. 1:05introduce it too." And they are
  29. 1:06introducing a recycling fee on imports
  30. 1:08into Kazakhstan of cars made in Russia
  31. 1:10and Belarus.
  32. 1:11Well, I'll be damned,
  33. 1:13thought the guys who were hauling a
  34. 1:14whole truckload of Russian-made cars to
  35. 1:16Kazakhstan. Yes, and what’s more, the
  36. 1:17actions are absolutely mirroring ours.
  37. 1:20I mean, it's all in millions of tenge,
  38. 1:22but if you do the math, you see the
  39. 1:23same familiar figures of several
  40. 1:25million rubles for passenger cars from
  41. 1:271 liter to 2 liters, up to 3 liters, a
  42. 1:29bunch of different categories. That's
  43. 1:32not the point. On one hand, it's a very
  44. 1:34logical move because, well, we are
  45. 1:36aware that after 2022, a number of car
  46. 1:39assembly plants opened in Kazakhstan.
  47. 1:41Well, Kia and Hyundai, for some reason,
  48. 1:43suddenly opened a little plant there.
  49. 1:46And a number of other enterprises also
  50. 1:48suddenly spotted some very interesting
  51. 1:50potential in Kazakhstan. So, a number
  52. 1:52of facilities had to be opened there.
  53. 1:54But at the same time, we are all part
  54. 1:56of the Eurasian Economic Union, the
  55. 1:58EAEU—you might have seen that acronym
  56. 2:00. So, supposedly, within the EAEU,
  57. 2:02between the member countries of this
  58. 2:04union, there shouldn't be any, well,
  59. 2:06direct tariffs or taxes. We are
  60. 2:08supposed to have a single unified space
  61. 2:10. We help each other develop production
  62. 2:12, kind of like globalization, but on a
  63. 2:14small level—a mini-globalization
  64. 2:15within our borders. But at the same
  65. 2:18time, duties, fees, and additional VAT
  66. 2:20are still actually being collected. And
  67. 2:22so, if you, relatively speaking,
  68. 2:23assemble a car in Kazakhstan, it is
  69. 2:25impossible to bring it to Russia for
  70. 2:26free. They will take a lot of money
  71. 2:27from you at customs. So Kazakhstan,
  72. 2:29logically protecting its own production
  73. 2:32, is now also imposing a recycling fee
  74. 2:35on its side. It's simple: if you leave
  75. 2:38the current situation as is, with a
  76. 2:40recycling fee only for Russia on car
  77. 2:42imports, then as soon as it's possible,
  78. 2:44those manufacturers with plants in
  79. 2:46Kazakhstan will just dismantle their
  80. 2:48facilities and move them across the
  81. 2:50border to serve everyone, since there's
  82. 2:52no recycling fee there. So even though
  83. 2:57we have agreements, unions, economic
  84. 2:59aid, and various duties removed, at the
  85. 3:01same time, here’s a recycling fee for
  86. 3:03you, and another one for you. And this
  87. 3:06will continue in exactly the same way,
  88. 3:08simply because the market must have
  89. 3:10countermeasures. Simply because we are
  90. 3:13under sanctions and we need to defend
  91. 3:15ourselves, our state is following this
  92. 3:17strategy. Well, there will be similar
  93. 3:19strategies in response. It’s not as
  94. 3:21if any of our factories are currently
  95. 3:23feeling very depressed. They just need
  96. 3:24to get started first before they can
  97. 3:25even start feeling depressed.
  98. 3:27I mean, a Lada will cost you three
  99. 3:28horses in Kazakhstan. Nice.
  100. 3:39Volkswagen Group sales in 2025. Skoda
  101. 3:42reached a million. Bentley is in the
  102. 3:44red. Failure in the US and China. To
  103. 3:47briefly break down Volkswagen's entire
  104. 3:49report, which is actually not yet
  105. 3:51complete, they say their report comes
  106. 3:53in the spring, where they will publish
  107. 3:55financial results and updated sales
  108. 3:57volumes. Right now, the available
  109. 3:58volume is only an estimate, but that is
  110. 4:00always the case with all automotive
  111. 4:01companies. So, for January, we are
  112. 4:03tallying approximate figures, and we
  113. 4:04will show you the exact ones in the
  114. 4:06spring. But even looking at these
  115. 4:09approximate figures, in short,
  116. 4:10everything is down, everything is bad.
  117. 4:13But there are nuances. And if we take
  118. 4:15the Volkswagen brand itself—not the
  119. 4:18VW Group, but Volkswagen—it's down
  120. 4:201.4%. And Audi is down 2.9%. Bentley is
  121. 4:25in the red for the third year.
  122. 4:27Consistent, for what it's worth. Maybe
  123. 4:29they just need to come up with one more
  124. 4:31luxury electric car, and then
  125. 4:32everything will definitely take off.
  126. 4:34Trucks are down by 8%. Porsche is the
  127. 4:37biggest loser at -10%volume
  128. 4:39year-over-year. But in the headlines,
  129. 4:42and internally, Volkswagen says: "Look,
  130. 4:44Skoda grew by 12%.""And the growth
  131. 4:49isn't negative, it's positive, plus 12%
  132. 4:52, everything is great.""And at the end
  133. 4:56of 2025, we sold approximately
  134. 4:581,043,000 cars.""Just don't scroll back
  135. 5:02and look at the fact that we sold
  136. 5:031,250,000 in 2018.""The most important
  137. 5:05thing is that it's a 12%year-over-year
  138. 5:07increase across the total portfolio of
  139. 5:09brands." Lamborghini is an absolute
  140. 5:12record. Six cars more than last year.
  141. 5:18Seat Cupra + 5%. Well, that's the
  142. 5:21combined brand of Seat and Cupra.
  143. 5:23Though, the total volume there is about
  144. 5:25half a million cars. And this isn't the
  145. 5:27brand that can generally support the
  146. 5:29entire parent company. Plus, it's
  147. 5:31strictly tied to VAG platforms and so
  148. 5:33on. So, sure, you can highlight this
  149. 5:36growth, but overall, Seat doesn't
  150. 5:38really affect much. And a very proud 32
  151. 5:41%growth in electric vehicles. Plus 32%,
  152. 5:46they sold 983,000 worldwide. True, with
  153. 5:51the nuance that in the Chinese market,
  154. 5:54which Volkswagen was aiming for, wanted
  155. 5:57, and built its entire strategy around,
  156. 6:00we have -44%year-on-year. Slightly
  157. 6:03deflated, just a bit. That accounts for
  158. 6:06about half of the company's sales. Yeah
  159. 6:09. And naturally, there's no sign of any
  160. 6:12proud recovery there. The road to the
  161. 6:15States is murky in this new reality.
  162. 6:17And, in essence, only Europe remains
  163. 6:19for the brand. Well, from the
  164. 6:20perspective of electric vehicles, yes,
  165. 6:22and generally in terms of future sales,
  166. 6:24new generations, new cars, things like
  167. 6:26that. But the nuance is that the group,
  168. 6:29first of all, was counting on
  169. 6:31completely different sales figures. If
  170. 6:33we talk about electric vehicles, they
  171. 6:35proudly show off that they have growth,
  172. 6:36a surplus, and that everything is fine.
  173. 6:38But the initial business model was
  174. 6:40based on completely different numbers.
  175. 6:41Sales were supposed to be several times
  176. 6:43higher. Everything was supposed to be
  177. 6:45fine in China, even better in Europe,
  178. 6:47and great in the States as well. Yeah.
  179. 6:50But secondly, and most unpleasantly,
  180. 6:52the company's global problem is that
  181. 6:55they have no ideas and it's unclear
  182. 6:57what needs to be done to reverse the
  183. 6:59trend. This is most visible with
  184. 7:01Porsche. Well, because -10%year-on-year
  185. 7:04for Porsche is a lot. I mean, it might
  186. 7:07seem like 5%, 7%, 10%, no, a 10%decline
  187. 7:10in the modern automotive business is a
  188. 7:13lot. A lot. And all their previous
  189. 7:16development, which was conducted for
  190. 7:18several years, is no longer relevant;
  191. 7:19it's clear from here that the numbers
  192. 7:21just won't add up. There's no money, no
  193. 7:23opportunity to invent anything new. The
  194. 7:27entire model lineup is old and
  195. 7:28uncompetitive, and you can only rely on
  196. 7:30the brand, on past merits, and some
  197. 7:32sense of former glory. We, remember,
  198. 7:35back there with traditions, well,
  199. 7:38something like that. But if we take the
  200. 7:41entire VAG brand portfolio, it's
  201. 7:44unclear what to do and unclear which
  202. 7:46market to aim for. In the States, the
  203. 7:49situation right now is literally
  204. 7:51changing every day with tariffs, duties
  205. 7:53, and so on. It's clear that hybrids
  206. 7:56are the future, the future belongs to
  207. 7:58hybrids, but VAG doesn't really have
  208. 7:59any competitive hybrids. They bet
  209. 8:02everything on electric vehicles and
  210. 8:04they screwed up. They don't have proper
  211. 8:06software, nothing works right, and they
  212. 8:08lack a decent platform. And even if you
  213. 8:10take an old car, it was already old
  214. 8:12five years ago, so repacking it in a
  215. 8:14new shell now just doesn't work at all.
  216. 8:17And yet it’s clear that VAG is still
  217. 8:19the second-largest in the world. 8.98
  218. 8:21million vehicles is still a result. And
  219. 8:25in fact, from the perspective of just
  220. 8:26sales, just the sales figures, the
  221. 8:28situation isn't fully clear. We need to
  222. 8:30wait for the financial report to see
  223. 8:32how dramatic things are, because raw
  224. 8:34sales volume might not actually show
  225. 8:36you anything. It could easily be less
  226. 8:38than last year. But let's assume,
  227. 8:41suddenly, maybe, I hope, the group has
  228. 8:44worked internally on its own efficiency
  229. 8:46. They have these plans to cut
  230. 8:49production, reduce staff, trim some
  231. 8:52expenses, cut some R&D, and roll some
  232. 8:55things back, so to speak. Yeah. And
  233. 8:58perhaps at this moment, it's already
  234. 8:59bringing them some profit, and they are
  235. 9:01, well, at least making money. And
  236. 9:02maybe VAG has the cash that can be
  237. 9:05poured into some new wonderful idea.
  238. 9:07We'll be able to understand everything
  239. 9:08for sure when they release the 2025
  240. 9:10financial report. It will be very
  241. 9:11interesting to see. And we will
  242. 9:12definitely discuss it. Internal news
  243. 9:18segment. A gentle reminder that we have
  244. 9:20Boosty and our separate private
  245. 9:22Telegram channel. They appeared 2 years
  246. 9:24ago. Well, the Telegram channel
  247. 9:26appeared a bit later. Boosty originally
  248. 9:27appeared about 2 years ago. I initially
  249. 9:29wanted to create a small corner where I
  250. 9:31could legitimately and justifiably sit
  251. 9:33for an hour or an hour and a half and
  252. 9:35whine about how this is my schedule,
  253. 9:37this is how I approach my schedule, how
  254. 9:39I approach finances, and how I approach
  255. 9:41personal efficiency. These are the
  256. 9:43regulations, these are the rules. And
  257. 9:44just vent my own thoughts on how I
  258. 9:46actually relate to life. Because here,
  259. 9:48within the news content, it’s not
  260. 9:49always appropriate. It often drags on
  261. 9:51too long. Because of this, the news
  262. 9:53episode itself suffers, since we sit
  263. 9:54here for 40 minutes rambling about how
  264. 9:56I live by a stopwatch, and then discuss
  265. 9:58only two news items, and that’s it.
  266. 9:59And in the end, people are like, "
  267. 10:01Where’s the news?" And there was no
  268. 10:02news. That’s the news for you. And so
  269. 10:04, based on those thoughts two years ago
  270. 10:05, we created a platform. I thought I
  271. 10:07would just talk there, vent a little
  272. 10:09bit, and everything would be great.
  273. 10:12We’ll make five videos there, sweet.
  274. 10:15As it turns out, at the moment we
  275. 10:17already have 74 pieces of unique
  276. 10:18content there. A separate community of
  277. 10:21its own has already formed there. It
  278. 10:23turns out I’m not the only sick
  279. 10:24bastard like this. There are a lot of
  280. 10:26interesting-minded people there. And
  281. 10:28right now, at the moment you are
  282. 10:29watching this video, a series of videos
  283. 10:30about how I worked myself into the
  284. 10:31ground in '25 to the point that I don't
  285. 10:33want to work is already nearing
  286. 10:34completion. I finally found that line
  287. 10:36where you just end up face-down on the
  288. 10:39floor and can't get back up. At the
  289. 10:41same time, I also hit a personal
  290. 10:42creative crisis and how I got out of
  291. 10:44all that. We have a separate video
  292. 10:46describing this whole process. Based on
  293. 10:49sensations, on emotions, how it looked
  294. 10:51from inside my own head. Because, again
  295. 10:53, noticing from inside your own head
  296. 10:54that something is wrong is actually a
  297. 10:56difficult task, because it always seems
  298. 10:58to you that everything is fine. "Wait,
  299. 11:00I'll just finish a little more work,
  300. 11:01and everything will be okay.""Just one
  301. 11:03more week will pass, I'll go on
  302. 11:04vacation, and everything will be normal
  303. 11:06." Or "the deadline will pass, the
  304. 11:07project will end, and everything will
  305. 11:09be fine." Then there are separate
  306. 11:12videos on how I gradually climbed out
  307. 11:14of all this in terms of fixing my sleep
  308. 11:16, fixing my physiology, and fixing my
  309. 11:18daily routine. And exactly by the time
  310. 11:20you watch this video, there is already
  311. 11:22a one-and-a-half-hour conversation with
  312. 11:23a psychiatrist sitting there. A very
  313. 11:25sad one, after which you’re just like
  314. 11:27, "Yeah..."...you want to stare at the
  315. 11:30wall for a very long time. And so it
  316. 11:32turns out that just on this topic alone
  317. 11:33, there is already over an hour of
  318. 11:35content. A lot. Plus, there’s all the
  319. 11:38old content regarding personal resource
  320. 11:40models, you know, regarding time, money
  321. 11:41, skills, and social capital. An
  322. 11:44interview with Konstantin Sergeyevich
  323. 11:46regarding his work principles, about
  324. 11:47how he builds his business processes,
  325. 11:49and we really don't see eye to eye on
  326. 11:50things—sometimes we agree, and
  327. 11:51sometimes we strongly disagree. My
  328. 11:54personal thoughts regarding investments
  329. 11:55, well, and much more. So come on in,
  330. 11:57take a seat, we are waiting for you
  331. 11:58there. And don't forget to use the
  332. 12:00community, because you can often find a
  333. 12:02lot of useful insights in the comments
  334. 12:04and discussions inside. Meanwhile, in
  335. 12:10Russia, they will allow paying for
  336. 12:12parking in a few days. It's about time.
  337. 12:15What else can I say? Germany will
  338. 12:19extend subsidies to Chinese electric
  339. 12:23vehicles. I read this headline too,
  340. 12:26it’s like they just hit you with a
  341. 12:28headline and you're like, wait. You in
  342. 12:31Europe were putting up those protective
  343. 12:34barriers. Saying that under no
  344. 12:36circumstances can we let this, you know
  345. 12:38, soy sauce stuff in. No, we can't. We
  346. 12:41need to protect our market. The Chinese
  347. 12:43are shoving their cheap electric cars
  348. 12:45into our country, and into the EU in
  349. 12:48general, ruining our market, ruining
  350. 12:50our models, we have jobs, we need to
  351. 12:52protect our factories, and then
  352. 12:54suddenly they are like: "We want to
  353. 12:56allocate 3 billion euros by 2029 for
  354. 12:58support, for subsidies, depending on
  355. 13:00your income, your financial situation,
  356. 13:03families, children, and so on." In
  357. 13:05short, from 4 to 8,000 euros and so on.
  358. 13:08And we will gradually heat up the
  359. 13:10market. Helping to sell electric
  360. 13:11vehicles specifically. And we don't
  361. 13:13care where the car is produced. It
  362. 13:15doesn't matter, whether it's within
  363. 13:17Europe, Chinese, Taiwanese, American,
  364. 13:19no difference. Any electric vehicle,
  365. 13:21government support applies. And at that
  366. 13:23point, my authority is done. I...I...I
  367. 13:27don't know, I hope that they really
  368. 13:29know better. And I really hope there is
  369. 13:32some sound logic there, and not just a
  370. 13:34desire to cash in one last time on the
  371. 13:36electric vehicle theme. Because I, well
  372. 13:39, I can't think of why the hell you'd
  373. 13:41call a necromancer to a corpse. In late
  374. 13:442023, Germany canceled the subsidies,
  375. 13:46crashing the entire market. Sales just
  376. 13:49plummeted immediately. At first they
  377. 13:51jumped up significantly because, you
  378. 13:53know, people had to catch the last
  379. 13:54train to grab this wonderful stuff.
  380. 13:57Then, naturally, sales hit the floor,
  381. 13:58and that was it. After that, the market
  382. 13:59never recovered. In Germany, up until
  383. 14:01the point they brought the subsidies
  384. 14:03back, no matter what kind of support
  385. 14:04they offered. Everything is very bad.
  386. 14:06Like, really, really bad. And it's
  387. 14:08already obvious that...well...it won't
  388. 14:12take off. The whole thing just won't
  389. 14:15take off. The battery is dead. That's
  390. 14:17it, enough is enough. But the officials
  391. 14:20, yes, that's it, we will keep
  392. 14:22supporting it. At the same time, we
  393. 14:24have no doubt that our European cars
  394. 14:27are competitive in general, everything
  395. 14:30is fine with them; we have quality, and
  396. 14:32we will win this competition. We won't
  397. 14:35mention the fact that we'll just slap a
  398. 14:3730%tariff on Chinese ones. There you go
  399. 14:39. And they still won't be competitively
  400. 14:40priced in the market. I mean, they
  401. 14:42might be competitive within our market,
  402. 14:43yes, but you'll have an extra 30%tariff
  403. 14:45added to the price of the Chinese ones.
  404. 14:47Maybe they calculated it somehow to
  405. 14:49even out, who the hell knows, but point
  406. 14:51zero, I hope they understand what they
  407. 14:53are doing. Second. Point zero. Where is
  408. 14:57their head? The mathematical one.
  409. 14:59That's the first thing.
  410. 15:00Yes, I, I, yes. One. And the first
  411. 15:05point is the best proof that the
  412. 15:07electric vehicle market is
  413. 15:08unsustainable. It cannot survive
  414. 15:09without monetary stimulus. Without
  415. 15:12subsidies, without just printing and
  416. 15:14burning money, or burning taxpayers '
  417. 15:16money, it simply cannot, it's not
  418. 15:18possible, it just doesn't work. There.
  419. 15:21And yet, these guys are now trying to
  420. 15:23resuscitate a corpse. Why, I honestly
  421. 15:24don't understand. Well, there's
  422. 15:27probably a theory that they already
  423. 15:29have some production capacity, a
  424. 15:31certain number of jobs, we've already
  425. 15:34spent huge amounts of money, there are
  426. 15:36huge investments, and there's no
  427. 15:38turning back now. And with the current
  428. 15:41trend of very lackluster sales, it
  429. 15:43seems better to allocate some three
  430. 15:45billion euros, spread them out over the
  431. 15:47years, just so people buy these things
  432. 15:49somehow. By the way, there are some
  433. 15:52funny conditions there too; not only do
  434. 15:54families with one child get one
  435. 15:55discount and families with two children
  436. 15:57get a larger discount, but you have to
  437. 15:59own the electric car for 3 years if you
  438. 16:01use the subsidy, you can't sell it.
  439. 16:04Suffer, you bought it, so drive it. Why
  440. 16:10? Well, probably just so that the Turks
  441. 16:12, who in Germany, by the way, are
  442. 16:14heavily involved in the used car
  443. 16:15business, don't buy them. So they don't
  444. 16:18buy the electric cars and ship them off
  445. 16:20somewhere to their home country or
  446. 16:21another country, to Romania to be
  447. 16:23dismantled, I don't know, well, like,
  448. 16:25just drive it for 3 years, use the
  449. 16:26infrastructure. We didn't build
  450. 16:28everything for nothing, we buried a ton
  451. 16:30of money—your money, by the way,
  452. 16:31which you didn't ask us to, but we did
  453. 16:33it anyway. Use it. Done. Meanwhile, the
  454. 16:40new Mitsubishi Pajero will be released
  455. 16:43this year. I never thought I could get
  456. 16:45so excited about news regarding the
  457. 16:47Pajero, because, in theory, nobody in
  458. 16:49the Pajero owners' club gives a damn.
  459. 16:51Well, give or take a mile. But the news
  460. 16:54, actually, is quite interesting,
  461. 16:56because look at the point. Pajero, in
  462. 16:58one form or another, as a brand or a
  463. 17:01car, has existed since 1976. And in
  464. 17:042021, they killed it off, based on a
  465. 17:06few ideas. First: the current car is
  466. 17:09outdated, objectively outdated. We’ve
  467. 17:11been making it for a long time, for
  468. 17:12like 15 years already. Screw it,
  469. 17:14let’s bury it. And developing a new
  470. 17:16car is expensive, and in the context of
  471. 17:19an electric future, which turned out to
  472. 17:22be a real electric future since 2021,
  473. 17:24nobody really cares about a
  474. 17:26body-on-frame, or an integrated-frame,
  475. 17:29diesel or gasoline, mid-sized Japanese
  476. 17:32SUV. And, accordingly, since we need to
  477. 17:35develop a new car, since we need to
  478. 17:37sink a huge pile of money into a car
  479. 17:39that, in theory, nobody will need,
  480. 17:41let’s just cancel it. The fact that
  481. 17:45there is an audience and fans, nobody
  482. 17:48gives a damn. And the fact that in a
  483. 17:51large number of markets where
  484. 17:53Mitsubishi is already present, there is
  485. 17:55demand and it should be done. And if
  486. 17:59you can manage to make it cheap, then
  487. 18:00great, go for it. They didn’t care
  488. 18:02about any of that at all. And they
  489. 18:04didn’t comment at all on the fact
  490. 18:05that we decided, you know, to somehow
  491. 18:07take a fresh look at things and develop
  492. 18:09something new. No, we just get a sudden
  493. 18:11"hello there." Some leak in the media
  494. 18:14that a large SUV from Mitsubishi is
  495. 18:16being tested. And it’s logical that
  496. 18:18the media assumes this is the new
  497. 18:20Pajero.
  498. 18:21Well, it actually looks really good.
  499. 18:23Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Doesn't even smell like
  500. 18:27that "Chinese-style" design,
  501. 18:28which is a double surprise for
  502. 18:30Mitsubishi
  503. 18:31and for Pajero. And there’s already
  504. 18:34speculation that it’s for Southeast
  505. 18:36Asia, Australia—somewhere over there.
  506. 18:38Obviously, they won't roll it out
  507. 18:40worldwide just yet, but this is a
  508. 18:42wonderful news hook, which actually
  509. 18:44shows that the company is changing its
  510. 18:46approach, its decision-making logic,
  511. 18:47and its model launch strategy. If back
  512. 18:51in 2021 they seriously believed that a
  513. 18:54brand that has existed for 30-something
  514. 18:57, or even 40-something years had no
  515. 18:59future and had to be killed, which
  516. 19:02means burying all the effort spent on
  517. 19:05promoting Pajero as a global brand. And
  518. 19:09that making a new gasoline generation
  519. 19:11is such a failed idea that it’s not
  520. 19:13worth the effort, and now it turns out
  521. 19:15that it is worth it after all. This is
  522. 19:18a very important change, I think, again
  523. 19:21, from my sofa. Maybe I'm just biased,
  524. 19:24thinking, "When, oh when, will gasoline
  525. 19:26cars go away?" But nevertheless, the
  526. 19:29news feed shows that the
  527. 19:30decision-making model within big car
  528. 19:33companies is changing, and that is
  529. 19:35magnificent. Meanwhile, Mazda has
  530. 19:41discontinued their latest rotary model.
  531. 19:44And it took them so long to realize
  532. 19:46that there’d be no "zoom-zoom" with a
  533. 19:48pure rotary, only
  534. 19:50that they discontinued
  535. 19:51their last rotary model.
  536. 19:53And which one was their last rotary?
  537. 19:54Some small crossover, I think.
  538. 19:56Well, I'll be damned. I thought they
  539. 19:58were done with rotary when they
  540. 19:59finished the RX-8. No, no, no, no, no.
  541. 20:02They were trying to develop hybrids and
  542. 20:04just regular cars, too. Well, like,
  543. 20:06they really believed in the rotary, I
  544. 20:08think, even still. It was right with
  545. 20:12let me pull up the source. Exactly.
  546. 20:14Do-do-do-doo-doo-doo-doo...Where are
  547. 20:24you, MX-30? Ah, there was a hybrid
  548. 20:29version.
  549. 20:32First time I’m seeing this. Well,
  550. 20:34it's small. This one right here, this
  551. 20:36one.
  552. 20:37Uh-huh. Well, they discontinued it, so
  553. 20:39be it. Well, serves them right.
  554. 20:41Oh, no, sorry, they discontinued the
  555. 20:44pure rotary version, but the hybrid one
  556. 20:46is still around.
  557. 20:48Uh-huh.
  558. 20:49Well, let's wait and see.
  559. 20:54Good news everyone. An article came out
  560. 20:57in Top Gear about how Dacia won the
  561. 20:59Dakar. Yes, no jokes here, in case you
  562. 21:00were wondering. Dacia actually won the
  563. 21:02Dakar. Nasser Al-Attiyah becomes a
  564. 21:04six-time Dakar champion. And he’s an
  565. 21:06absolutely unique character, beyond
  566. 21:08just his name. Not only is he a
  567. 21:10six-time Dakar Rally champion, he's
  568. 21:12also a three-time World Rally-Raid
  569. 21:14champion, two-time World Rally champion
  570. 21:16, and a participant in six consecutive
  571. 21:19Summer Olympics because he’s also a
  572. 21:21shooter, and he even won Olympic bronze
  573. 21:24once. Anyway, in this buggy from Dacia,
  574. 21:27by the way, the model and crew sound
  575. 21:29quite funny, with Dacia and Nasser...
  576. 21:32you know, like "Dacia-Nasser," like you
  577. 21:34haven't been to the dacha in a long
  578. 21:37time, you show up, and someone's "
  579. 21:39Nasser-ing" there. Those are our jokes
  580. 21:42for today.
  581. 21:46Ah,
  582. 21:46anyway, in this buggy, the guys beat
  583. 21:49Ford, beat Toyota, beat Carlos Sainz
  584. 21:52Sr. and Sébastien Loeb. And that is
  585. 21:54what we’d like to congratulate Dacia
  586. 21:56on. Magnificent, guys. They really
  587. 21:58built a car in a year or two, showed up
  588. 22:00, and wiped the floor with everyone.
  589. 22:02And the only sad thing in this
  590. 22:03situation is that Renault seems to be
  591. 22:05shutting down all its racing divisions.
  592. 22:07Again, it’s not confirmed for sure,
  593. 22:09but there are rumors everywhere that
  594. 22:10Renault might just take and shut
  595. 22:12everything down. They started by
  596. 22:14pulling out of Formula 1, saying "
  597. 22:15Alpine isn't getting results there,
  598. 22:17let's just leave." And rumors are
  599. 22:20swirling that they might pull out of
  600. 22:21WEC too, even though they’ve achieved
  601. 22:23some very serious success there. Oh,
  602. 22:26and by the way, Land Rover in the stock
  603. 22:28category—there's a separate category
  604. 22:30like that in Dakar—came in first and
  605. 22:32second place right away with their
  606. 22:33Defender. They just took it, built the
  607. 22:36car, entered the race, and won right
  608. 22:39off the bat.
  609. 22:39They even put it into production, as
  610. 22:42far as I know, for some crazy money.
  611. 22:45It has some clever name. That’s never
  612. 22:47happened before either.
  613. 22:48Yeah. Yes.
  614. 22:49How did they even think of that? I have
  615. 22:52no idea.
  616. 22:53Stanislavski was watching.
  617. 22:54Yes, exactly, exactly.
  618. 22:59Meanwhile, Volvo has introduced the
  619. 23:01EX60 electric car with a range of 810
  620. 23:04km. First of all, on paper. Right.
  621. 23:07Secondly, they had no other choice.
  622. 23:08They introduced it because it’s
  623. 23:10already obvious, even to Volvo itself,
  624. 23:12that they are heading the wrong way
  625. 23:14with electric vehicles. Polestar has
  626. 23:16been on death's door for a long time,
  627. 23:18and Volvo is still holding on, but
  628. 23:19it’s heading in roughly the same
  629. 23:21direction. Besides, with this new one
  630. 23:23—if you look at the car seriously—
  631. 23:25the hybrid version costs 57,000 euros,
  632. 23:27and the electric one 63,000 euros. How
  633. 23:29they plan to sell the electric one is
  634. 23:32unknown. Right. And, by the way, we
  635. 23:34were just discussing in this episode
  636. 23:36that they reported a 32%increase in
  637. 23:38electric vehicle sales, but for Volvo,
  638. 23:40the year-over-year result is -13%.
  639. 23:43Considering they bet everything on
  640. 23:45electrification—on this "electric"
  641. 23:47push—thinking everything would be
  642. 23:49fine, it didn't work out. And the press
  643. 23:52release for the car lists all the
  644. 23:54standard pluses. Look, we have this
  645. 23:57range. Oh-oh-oh, we saw on the internet
  646. 24:00that it’s very trendy, so we have
  647. 24:03some built-in AI that, if you need it,
  648. 24:06goes "hop" and gives you a tip, or
  649. 24:09plans a route, or just does everything
  650. 24:11with AI. And down the list: convenient
  651. 24:15trunk, convenient options, convenient
  652. 24:18everything—but the problem is
  653. 24:20something else entirely. Of course, we
  654. 24:23won't jump to conclusions; we'll wait
  655. 24:25for the sales figures, and then we'll
  656. 24:26roast the whole thing. I think this
  657. 24:29won't take off either, just like all
  658. 24:31the previous electric efforts from
  659. 24:32Volvo.
  660. 24:33Have you ever even seen an electric
  661. 24:35Volvo on the roads in Moscow?
  662. 24:36Yes.
  663. 24:37I’ve never seen one.
  664. 24:38I have. Well, those are some special
  665. 24:40people, I guess, "alternatively minded.
  666. 24:42"
  667. 24:42They are very interesting people. I
  668. 24:44mean, well, buying a Volvo in today's
  669. 24:46world, that makes you an interesting
  670. 24:47character. There was a period in our
  671. 24:50country when Volvos and Saabs were very
  672. 24:53popular, but that was the nineties;
  673. 24:55they had a good market share,
  674. 24:57everything was cool and wonderful. In
  675. 25:00the modern world, to go and seriously
  676. 25:02buy a Volvo. On one hand, it’s a
  677. 25:05strange move. On the other hand, the
  678. 25:08gasoline XC60 and XC90 are magnificent
  679. 25:11cars. Specifically, the XC60 is a car I
  680. 25:14considered for my own family some time
  681. 25:16ago, because compared to its
  682. 25:18competitors, it costs significantly
  683. 25:20less. And we at Autoprogramat pick them
  684. 25:22out very often, by the way. And it’s
  685. 25:23a decent car. For the XC90, a two-liter
  686. 25:26engine is a bit small. A bit small. But
  687. 25:29the XC60 is a blast. Plus, Volvo has
  688. 25:32its own special approach to a car, to
  689. 25:34how it’s designed and how it’s made
  690. 25:36. Volvos are truly different cars. If
  691. 25:38you've driven one, you understand what
  692. 25:39I’m talking about. And I personally
  693. 25:41find the company’s approach to how
  694. 25:43they build a car very relatable and
  695. 25:44understandable—it’s really cool. I
  696. 25:46mean, they are just genuinely cool cars
  697. 25:48. But when it comes to electric
  698. 25:50vehicles, like everyone else, the guys
  699. 25:52are going all in, and for no good
  700. 25:53reason, it seems to me. But they had no
  701. 25:55choice because they were bought out by
  702. 25:57the Chinese. Whatever the party says,
  703. 26:00goes. Meanwhile, Bugatti has unveiled a
  704. 26:06revived Veyron. The car is from 2003,
  705. 26:10mind you, and they’ve shown this
  706. 26:12version, look, in a modern
  707. 26:14interpretation with a two-tone body and
  708. 26:17a slight restyling. They built only one
  709. 26:20car, naturally, and they built it in
  710. 26:23honor of Ferdinand Karl Piëch. Yeah.
  711. 26:26And his initials are there because,
  712. 26:27thanks to this man, this car appeared
  713. 26:29back in the day. Naturally, it goes
  714. 26:31without saying that underneath it’s a
  715. 26:32modified Chiron, because no one is
  716. 26:34going to resurrect the Veyron—that
  717. 26:35would require reviving the whole
  718. 26:36factory, and that’s very expensive.
  719. 26:38So they took a Chiron, gave it a little
  720. 26:40facelift, and they say they built just
  721. 26:42one car and supposedly sold it to some
  722. 26:45very important client. There are rumors
  723. 26:47in the media that the car was sold for
  724. 26:4910 million euros. And one can only say
  725. 26:51that, well, someone got lucky. It looks
  726. 26:54exactly like the Veyron. They only
  727. 26:56changed the nose, or the headlights, to
  728. 26:58be precise.
  729. 26:58Well, yeah, yeah. And the Chiron is
  730. 27:01just an evolution of the Veyron.
  731. 27:03Technically, Bugatti will tell you that
  732. 27:05it’s something completely different,
  733. 27:07but the chassis and the engineering
  734. 27:09appeared in the 2000s thanks to Piëch.
  735. 27:12We talked about this in one of our
  736. 27:14documentaries as well, including the
  737. 27:15one about Piëch. In the Porsche affair
  738. 27:17, we talked about him, yes. And it's
  739. 27:19clear that it’s just an exclusive
  740. 27:20version with an exclusive look. Well,
  741. 27:22there you go, they still have to sell
  742. 27:24something. Basically, just a nice
  743. 27:27restyling package for ten grand, and
  744. 27:32it's paid for. China has officially
  745. 27:39banned Tesla-style car door handles.
  746. 27:43Absolutely wonderful news. It’s worth
  747. 27:45noting that the first move has been
  748. 27:47made, because so far, only China has
  749. 27:48done this. And they did the right thing
  750. 27:50. China's Ministry of Industry and
  751. 27:53Information Technology has officially
  752. 27:55banned the installation of such handles
  753. 27:57, or as they call them, "devices of
  754. 27:59this type," in light electric vehicles
  755. 28:02and light commercial electric vehicles.
  756. 28:04The ban takes effect on January 1, 2027
  757. 28:07. If you are already developing
  758. 28:09something and a car is about to go into
  759. 28:11production, you can reach an agreement
  760. 28:13to produce them until 2029, and then do
  761. 28:15a restyling and change it. And it’s
  762. 28:18obvious that this is a reaction to
  763. 28:20several high-profile accidents where
  764. 28:22people died a truly horrific and
  765. 28:23terrifying death, when the car is
  766. 28:25burning from the inside and you can’t
  767. 28:27get out simply because the electric
  768. 28:29car's electric handle isn't working.
  769. 28:32And if you even had a manual backup, it
  770. 28:34was hidden away somewhere for the sake
  771. 28:36of design and so on. And so people died
  772. 28:38this terrible death. But in a very
  773. 28:40beautiful car. There. To make sure this
  774. 28:43doesn't happen again. Now there is such
  775. 28:44a law. According to the new
  776. 28:46requirements, the ability to open the
  777. 28:48handle should not depend on the onboard
  778. 28:50voltage or any special tools. And
  779. 28:53essentially, the guys just wrote the
  780. 28:55rules saying: make it normal, like it
  781. 28:57used to be, like it was. Let’s do it
  782. 29:00this way. I just don’t understand why
  783. 29:01this ban applies strictly to electric
  784. 29:03vehicles. Because this means that at a
  785. 29:06legislative level, you are admitting
  786. 29:09that only electric vehicles are
  787. 29:12dangerous. Because, again, there are
  788. 29:17gasoline cars that have the same
  789. 29:18electric handles that depend on the
  790. 29:20internal 12-volt network and don't open
  791. 29:23if something happens. And there are
  792. 29:25Chinese cars that have, well, no backup
  793. 29:27at all, and you physically cannot open
  794. 29:29them if something goes wrong with the
  795. 29:31car, it glitches, loses power, and so
  796. 29:33on, even if it has a gasoline or hybrid
  797. 29:34engine. But according to the law itself
  798. 29:37, it turns out that, well, indeed, only
  799. 29:39electric vehicles are worth worrying
  800. 29:41about. What an interesting thought.
  801. 29:47Meanwhile, consumers have lost interest
  802. 29:49in the sports version of the Xiaomi SU7
  803. 29:50. We are talking about the Ultra, just
  804. 29:53so you know. According to Car News
  805. 29:55China, in December of '25, only 45
  806. 29:58Ultra units were sold in China. And
  807. 30:01despite how much Davidovich admired
  808. 30:03them, the car launched in March of '25.
  809. 30:07Let me remind you: this version, with
  810. 30:09its "horsepower,""impossible" specs, "
  811. 30:11ultra" something or other...it went on
  812. 30:14sale in March '25, they started off
  813. 30:15strong, I believe they sold 3,000 cars
  814. 30:17in the first month, and then the pace
  815. 30:19throughout the year was like 2,000–
  816. 30:212,500 cars per month. In September, it
  817. 30:25all dropped to 480 cars sold per month.
  818. 30:27And by the end of the year, we arrived
  819. 30:29at almost zero. Rumor has it that the
  820. 30:32special department dedicated to sales
  821. 30:35of the Ultra, the promotion of this Su7
  822. 30:37Ultra, this electric sports car and so
  823. 30:40on, has already been disbanded. I have
  824. 30:44a question: what happened? How could
  825. 30:47this be? What about the Porsche killer?
  826. 30:51What about the killer of all supercars?
  827. 30:54What about this kind of monster for
  828. 30:55that kind of money? I mean, it’s like
  829. 30:576 million rubles. In China, total. And
  830. 31:00such a car. How could this happen? What
  831. 31:04a surprise. Oh, no one could have
  832. 31:07imagined or predicted it. Oh, wait, no,
  833. 31:09not the Nürburgring. We went there,
  834. 31:12and all the automotive publications
  835. 31:15came out like, "Holy crap, a new world,
  836. 31:18" so what happened? The 911 is still
  837. 31:22selling 50,000 cars a year, just as it
  838. 31:24always has. Even though Porsche is
  839. 31:26doing very poorly. I mean, like, things
  840. 31:27are just, well, a disaster there, yes.
  841. 31:30But somehow, those old, "useless" 911s
  842. 31:32still sold 50,000 units, and they're
  843. 31:33twice as expensive. And where are all
  844. 31:36those guys who told us on every social
  845. 31:37network that, "Oh, this is the Ultra"?
  846. 31:39"Oh, it's a terrifying machine.""It's
  847. 31:44so groundbreaking for Xiaomi that it
  848. 31:46leaves the entire automotive industry
  849. 31:49behind.""That's it, you step on the gas
  850. 31:52, and you get this kind of acceleration
  851. 31:54." Ooh, where are they all? Why? What
  852. 31:59happened? Explain? No. I'll wait. In
  853. 32:07Russia, the number of passenger cars
  854. 32:09has decreased for the first time.
  855. 32:13Practically every automotive
  856. 32:14publication, actually not just
  857. 32:15automotive, probably everyone came out
  858. 32:17with these headlines, and even some
  859. 32:18economic ones came out with similar
  860. 32:20headlines, like, "Oh, we've arrived for
  861. 32:22the first time." The number of cars in
  862. 32:24the country is falling. Oh, oh, oh. You
  863. 32:27look inside, and it's actually not
  864. 32:28dog-related, but the Ministry of
  865. 32:30Internal Affairs. The Ministry of
  866. 32:32Internal Affairs. Released a report
  867. 32:34that in '25 there were 52,886,000
  868. 32:40passenger cars registered in the
  869. 32:41country, which is 0.18%less than in '24
  870. 32:48.
  871. 32:48So, they all got scrapped. Well,
  872. 32:50there it is, the recycling fee has been
  873. 32:52collected. Everything is set, they’ve
  874. 32:53gone off for recycling, it’s all fine
  875. 32:55. Back in '24, we had 52,982,000 cars,
  876. 32:59and now it's 52,886,000. So, in
  877. 33:03absolute terms, about 100,000 cars have
  878. 33:04gone somewhere. Let’s think back to
  879. 33:08the 2000s, when our annual car sales
  880. 33:11volume was like two-point-something
  881. 33:14million vehicles; in 2007, I think, it
  882. 33:17was 2.9, or maybe in 2008 it was 2.9.
  883. 33:22Well, somewhere around there, in short,
  884. 33:23it was over two million back in the
  885. 33:242000s. And now, for quite some time—
  886. 33:27to be precise, about twenty years give
  887. 33:29or take since the 2000 s—we've been
  888. 33:31selling fewer than 2 million cars per
  889. 33:34year. And the service life of a car is
  890. 33:37maybe 15-25 years at the absolute limit
  891. 33:40. At some point, when you had 2.5
  892. 33:44million sold there, and now only 1.5
  893. 33:46million are being sold here, it will
  894. 33:48eventually start to converge, and these
  895. 33:51scissors will start to overlap. I’m
  896. 33:54saying this because, well, we are
  897. 33:55arriving at that situation. Most likely
  898. 33:58, in the near future—some years, or
  899. 34:00perhaps even decades—we will
  900. 34:02eventually see headlines saying, "Oh,
  901. 34:04there are far fewer cars registered, oh
  902. 34:07no, something else has disappeared."
  903. 34:09Good. Excellent, because it’s gone.
  904. 34:12It was just some old, rusty junk being
  905. 34:15scrapped. Jaguar Land Rover will start
  906. 34:22assembling Chery cars in the UK. Well,
  907. 34:24what else can they do? They can't
  908. 34:26manage to build their own cars. So
  909. 34:27we'll assemble Chery instead. We've
  910. 34:30seen this somewhere before.
  911. 34:31Do they have nothing else to do? Why?
  912. 34:34Objectively, the factories are just
  913. 34:36standing there, the production capacity
  914. 34:37is available. Chery is like, "We need
  915. 34:39to get into the UK market to at least
  916. 34:42sell some cars there." That’s it.
  917. 34:44Well, it's all the same thing.
  918. 34:46Everything that happens here is
  919. 34:47happening there, it's all more or less
  920. 34:48the same. It’s just that Chery needs
  921. 34:50to enter the market, and Jaguar is
  922. 34:51sitting idle.
  923. 34:52And what’s wrong with it?
  924. 34:53Let’s think. Let’s remember.
  925. 34:55Let’s recall those magnificent Jaguar
  926. 34:58concepts. The electric transition.
  927. 35:00And
  928. 35:01that's it.
  929. 35:03Yes. Li Auto is closing 100 showrooms
  930. 35:08in China. And it turns out that, well,
  931. 35:12where are all those claims that Li Auto
  932. 35:15would conquer the world, if their
  933. 35:17year-on-year sales have dropped by 18%?
  934. 35:23Yes, the fact that they are closing
  935. 35:25these dealerships is actually not
  936. 35:26really big news, because Li Auto has a
  937. 35:28unique approach to both its vehicles
  938. 35:30and how they are sold. Besides having
  939. 35:34regular, normal, human-style
  940. 35:35dealerships, they also had showrooms in
  941. 35:38shopping malls, where you’re just
  942. 35:40walking through a mall, and you see
  943. 35:42clothes, sneakers, Li cars, jewelry—
  944. 35:44something like that. And purely because
  945. 35:47of the high rent, high expenses, and
  946. 35:49low sales, they said, "Let's cut it all
  947. 35:51," because any company needs to save
  948. 35:53money and spend it efficiently.
  949. 35:55That’s correct, it’s all good and
  950. 35:57fine, but their plans for world
  951. 35:59domination haven't quite worked out.
  952. 36:02Somehow it just didn't happen. Somehow
  953. 36:04it's just not happening; yes, they’ve
  954. 36:06reached a good volume and are producing
  955. 36:07a lot of cars. Yeah, let's look at the
  956. 36:09dynamics a bit further down the road.
  957. 36:10Well, I think they just chose the wrong
  958. 36:12course. They wanted to jump into
  959. 36:15electric vehicles like Zeekr with their
  960. 36:17Mega and so on. It was a cascade; first
  961. 36:21, they had that scandal with the Mega
  962. 36:22—whether it caught fire or not—and
  963. 36:24that really hit their sales hard. Plus,
  964. 36:27they've had some warranty-related
  965. 36:28disputes. Plus, well, they seemingly
  966. 36:30bet on things they couldn't pull off.
  967. 36:32Additionally, from my perspective, the
  968. 36:34car isn't really worth the attention
  969. 36:35it’s getting. I mean, maybe it has
  970. 36:38its own niche. And perhaps in our
  971. 36:39current situation and market realities
  972. 36:41—where we have sanctions, companies
  973. 36:43have left, production facilities are
  974. 36:45idle, and there's a general lack of car
  975. 36:48options—and the only thing you can
  976. 36:49bring in is from China. Under these
  977. 36:52specific conditions, it might actually
  978. 36:54be somewhat popular here. Yeah, if Li
  979. 36:57Auto had appeared here in, say, 2021,
  980. 36:59nobody would have needed it. Well, to
  981. 37:02be more precise, someone would have
  982. 37:04imported it and someone would have
  983. 37:05bought it, but definitely not in the
  984. 37:06quantities we see in China. Considering
  985. 37:10they managed to sell 400,000 cars in
  986. 37:122025, it’s like, who even are you
  987. 37:14guys? Because when your market is 34
  988. 37:18million cars sold in a year—within a
  989. 37:20single year, mind you—
  990. 37:23that's insane,
  991. 37:25which is like 30 Russias in terms of
  992. 37:27sales volume, then your 400,000 units
  993. 37:29are just "go away and stay out of sight
  994. 37:31, kid." So things aren't going great
  995. 37:33for them, like any other startup, they
  996. 37:35are running at a loss, of course,
  997. 37:36simply because they need to recoup
  998. 37:37their investments. It's not a fast road
  999. 37:39, and it will take them a few more
  1000. 37:40years of work to achieve that. But
  1001. 37:43since some of our local media outlets
  1002. 37:45picked up this news that Lixiang is
  1003. 37:47closing 100 showrooms, and that it
  1004. 37:48means the company is basically gone.
  1005. 37:52The guys are simply, well, looking for
  1006. 37:53more effective sales methods, killing
  1007. 37:55off inefficient locations, and there is
  1008. 37:56nothing strange about that. It is an
  1009. 37:58absolutely normal work process. That is
  1010. 38:04all I have for this episode. I’m off
  1011. 38:06to the main channel to do some
  1012. 38:08analytics. The main channel will also
  1013. 38:10be coming back to life soon. Or was it
  1014. 38:11already alive? It was already alive.
  1015. 38:12Our Koien video is already out by the
  1016. 38:14time you are watching this one. If you
  1017. 38:16haven't seen it yet, be sure to check
  1018. 38:18it out. Don't be slow, like There was
  1019. 38:23supposed to be a bumper here, but we
  1020. 38:25ran out of money, so these people just
  1021. 38:26walked by. Just so you are in the loop.
  1022. 38:33Ah.

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