Why I’d Throw Out Every Squishy Toy in Your House TODAY — Transcript
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- 0:00My son came home with one of these last
- 0:01week. One of these squishy butter toys
- 0:04that are everywhere right now. And
- 0:06because I spend my time in the lab
- 0:08looking at research, I did what any
- 0:10curious parent and longevity researcher
- 0:13would do. I looked at the actual
- 0:15toxicology testing behind these things.
- 0:18What I found was absolutely horrendous.
- 0:21If your kids got one of these sitting in
- 0:22their bedroom right now, you are going
- 0:24to want to bin this before this video is
- 0:26even finished. Let's start with benzene.
- 0:29This is not a maybe it's a bit dodgy
- 0:32chemical. Benzene is a classified human
- 0:35carcinogen, full stop. UK trading
- 0:38standards tested the popular squeezy
- 0:40dumpling toys and they found benzene
- 0:43levels of 20 mg per kilo in the outer
- 0:46layer.
- 0:48The legal safety limit is five.
- 0:50That's a four times over the line in a
- 0:53toy sold specifically for kids to
- 0:56squeeze in their hands for hours.
- 0:58Councils across the UK have now seized
- 1:01and destroyed thousands of these toys.
- 1:04Then there's a second chemical almost no
- 1:05one's heard of. Dimethylformamide
- 1:08or DMF. In your body, DMF gets absorbed
- 1:12straight through the skin. No digestion
- 1:14is required and once it's in, it's
- 1:16processed by your liver. It's been
- 1:18linked to liver toxicity, to nausea, to
- 1:20vomiting, even to constipation at higher
- 1:22levels. It's been classified as toxic to
- 1:25reproduction.
- 1:26Now, the Danish Environmental Protection
- 1:29Agency tested 12 different squishy toys.
- 1:33Not one, not some, 12 out of 12 came
- 1:37back with unacceptably high levels of
- 1:39DMF alongside two other solvents,
- 1:42styrene and toluene. The finding was
- 1:45serious enough that Denmark told its
- 1:47population to throw every squishy toy
- 1:50away.
- 1:51Now, this is generally the kind of
- 1:53exposure pathway that I like to look at
- 1:55in my research. I'm doing a PhD
- 1:56investigating the mechanisms that drive
- 1:58aging at the cellular level, where
- 2:00things like oxidative stress and DNA
- 2:02damage. And industrial solvents like
- 2:05these are exactly the kinds of compounds
- 2:07that push those pathways in the wrong
- 2:09direction over a lifetime of exposure.
- 2:12So, if this is the kind of thing you'd
- 2:13like to learn about, hit the subscribe
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- 2:16research I do in this channel, there's a
- 2:18premium option there, too. Now, here's
- 2:20the part that almost nobody is talking
- 2:22about, and it's arguably worse than the
- 2:24benzene and the DMF combined. These toys
- 2:28are made of polyurethane foam.
- 2:31And getting that foam soft enough to
- 2:34squish and slow enough to rise back into
- 2:37its shape normally means plasticizers,
- 2:40chemicals that function as hormone
- 2:42disruptors in your body. When the Danish
- 2:45regulators, they tested a separate batch
- 2:47of squishy-style toys, many of them came
- 2:50back with phthalate concentrations high
- 2:52enough to pose a genuine health risk to
- 2:55children under three with repeated
- 2:57exposure. Precisely because the
- 2:59phthalates aren't chemically bound to
- 3:01the plastic, they can leach straight out
- 3:04with warmth and with pressure, exactly
- 3:07what squeezing a toy in a small, sweaty
- 3:10hand is going to do.
- 3:12Then, there's the color itself. To get
- 3:15that bright, saturated,
- 3:18fluorescent kind of shade, unregulated
- 3:21dye batches have historically turned up
- 3:23containing heavy metals with high
- 3:25exposures, things like lead and cadmium.
- 3:28And the EU has taken this seriously
- 3:30enough that its new toy safety
- 3:32regulation, published in December last
- 3:35year, has halved the allowable migration
- 3:37limits for lead, cadmium, chromium, and
- 3:40mercury in toys, specifically mandating
- 3:43proper toxicology assessment of the
- 3:45organic compounds these squishy toys
- 3:48give off.
- 3:49But, the regulation, it only catches the
- 3:52toys that it actually tests. And that
- 3:55brings me back to why it looks worse,
- 3:57why it is worse, only than it looks.
- 3:59Trading standard teams across the UK
- 4:01have found something else hidden
- 4:03underneath this, which is a flood of
- 4:06counterfeit versions of these kinds of
- 4:08toys, cheaper knockoffs rushed out to
- 4:11cash in on this fad with zero safety
- 4:15testing behind them. No UKCA mark, no
- 4:18ingredients disclosures, no warnings,
- 4:20nothing. And because toy manufacturers
- 4:23currently aren't even required to
- 4:25disclose what chemical compounds goes
- 4:27into these things, you generally cannot
- 4:30tell a compliant toy from a dangerous
- 4:32one by looking at it. So, think about
- 4:34how your kids actually using these
- 4:36things, squeezing it for hours, holding
- 4:38it in hands, sweating against that warm
- 4:41plastic, increasing how much of any
- 4:43given chemical can leech through the
- 4:45skin. Younger kids putting it straight
- 4:48in their mouth cuz it's got that kind of
- 4:50chewy texture to it. Every one of these
- 4:52is a direct route into the body for
- 4:54benzene, DMF, phthalates, and even the
- 4:56heavy metals in the dyes. My honest
- 4:58advice with this one is, you've got one
- 4:59of those in your house, get rid of it.
- 5:01Not because every single squishy toy in
- 5:03the world is contaminated, but because
- 5:05right now there's no reliable way to
- 5:07discern which ones are and which ones
- 5:09aren't. And sometimes the most
- 5:11research-backed decision is the easiest
- 5:13one. Get rid of it and eliminate the
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