Why Femboys Are Better Than Women — Transcript

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1. 0:00have you ever experienced heartbreak a
2. 0:02few months ago I found myself in the
3. 0:04midst of a really tough breakup my girl
4. 0:06left me for a guy named Tyler who looks
5. 0:08like this I felt lost and broken like a
6. 0:11ship I drift in the storm the end of
7. 0:13this relationship really killed my drive
8. 0:15I stopped exercising and taking care of
9. 0:17my health the only things I had energy
10. 0:19to do was play gansin eat junk food and
11. 0:22B into what six seasons of Breaking Bad
12. 0:24which I don't regret the show was fire
13. 0:26but despite all these temporary
14. 0:28distractions my depression was getting
15. 0:30worse and worse by the day it became
16. 0:32clear that if I continued living like
17. 0:34this I would further compromise my
18. 0:36mental and physical health I knew
19. 0:38something needed to change so I did the
20. 0:40only thing a rational human being would
21. 0:43do in that situation I vented to a
22. 0:46friend online
23. 0:57[Music]
24. 1:19and just like that I was saved my
25. 1:22depression gone low drive going over
26. 1:26drive I was back in the game baby but
27. 1:29this time I I wasn't going to settle for
28. 1:31just another ordinary female I was on
29. 1:33the hunt for Fanboys for those who don't
30. 1:37know what a fanboy is it's essentially a
31. 1:39person who's biologically male that
32. 1:41often presents himself in a very
33. 1:43feminine matter now this definition
34. 1:45might have made you raise an eyebrow
35. 1:47biologically M bro that that's gay
36. 1:52you're gay am I really though let's
37. 1:55imagine a scenario you as a straight man
38. 1:58are presented with two options one that
39. 2:01looks like Megan Fox but happens to have
40. 2:04an extra bone on her and the other that
41. 2:06looks like the literal Undertaker with a
42. 2:09Vegeta who do you think it's less gay to
43. 2:11smash use your brain it's obviously the
44. 2:16Fanboy and it's not just a good time in
45. 2:18the sheets there's also many other
46. 2:20benefits to dating a fanboy rather than
47. 2:22real women have you ever found yourself
48. 2:24in a room with another guy and just kind
49. 2:26of start talking about random [ __ ] like
50. 2:28cars or Sports till you literally become
51. 2:30best friends in the span of like 12
52. 2:32minutes that's because men are really
53. 2:36good at communicating with each other
54. 2:37and Fanboys are men so when you're
55. 2:40dating a fanboy you're basically dating
56. 2:42a homie who looks like a baddy not to
57. 2:45mention girls have periods Fanboys don't
58. 2:48girls can get pregante and Fanboys can't
59. 2:50cuz it's always a and all this may sound
60. 2:53like a dream come true to you you get to
61. 2:55date a girl without the drawbacks of
62. 2:57dating a girl where can I sign up well
63. 3:00just like with all good things there is
64. 3:02a catch compared to real women Fanboys
65. 3:06are a lot harder to find in real life
66. 3:08think of them as the legendary
67. 3:12variant and even if you do manage to
68. 3:14stumble across a pretty Fanboy in the
69. 3:16wild you probably won't even be able to
70. 3:18tell that they're not a woman at first
71. 3:19glance but I've got a plan you need to
72. 3:23remember that Fanboys are naturally
73. 3:24attracted to places the r of estrogen
74. 3:27that could be any of the Four Horsemen
75. 3:28of femininity cat cafes Anime
76. 3:31conventions Japan or slipnot concerts
77. 3:35these locations have very high Fanboy
78. 3:37spawn rates however keep in mind that
79. 3:39different locations produce different
80. 3:41types of Fanboys for instance a fanboy
81. 3:44from a maid Cafe might be into cute
82. 3:46girly things like Hello Kitty and Slice
83. 3:48of Life anime on the other hand a
84. 3:50slipnot fanboy which is basically every
85. 3:52slipnot fan might lean toward darker
86. 3:55interests like death and pegging for
87. 3:57your Fanboy hunt I suggest choosing a
88. 3:59location that aligns with your specific
89. 4:01desires and now that you got a good
90. 4:03grasp of Fanboys it's time to commence
91. 4:06operation LSD locate seduce doggy style
92. 4:11let's start with L locate after arriving
93. 4:14at your desired location use your
94. 4:16showering gun to spot anyone who even
95. 4:17has the slightest possibility of being a
96. 4:19fanboy look for strangely masculine
97. 4:23voices
98. 4:24Miguel manly face and body features such
99. 4:27as broad shoulders and a sharp jawline
100. 4:29oh [ __ ] hey you have a good one or the
101. 4:32Bulge after locating your target it's
102. 4:35time to move on to step two seduce
103. 4:37Master up your confidence and go speak
104. 4:39to them use an average pickup line like
105. 4:41hey how you doing or hey I really like
106. 4:44your outfit or hey step on my throat
107. 4:48momy after speding your R for a couple
108. 4:49of minutes it's about time you found out
109. 4:51if they're actually a fanboy since you
110. 4:53don't want to be wasting your time on
111. 4:55real women the only way to do that is to
112. 4:58use the Forbidden pickup l used by the
113. 5:00Egyptian gods when seducing their own
114. 5:02Egyptian Fanboys be warned though this
115. 5:04line is very powerful and you need to
116. 5:06use it with great responsibility or just
117. 5:09abuse it I don't really give a [ __ ] it's
118. 5:11also important that you remember to
119. 5:12follow the pickup line word by word are
120. 5:15you
121. 5:20ready listen it's been amazing talking
122. 5:22to you but I have to ask you a really
123. 5:24important question are
124. 5:27you by any chance
125. 5:31a
126. 5:32fanboy if they're not they'll say no if
127. 5:36they are they'll say yes and boom Target
128. 5:39located FR fast you can't lose them you
129. 5:41got to start a conversation that'll be
130. 5:42intriguing to a fanboy I suggest talking
131. 5:44about your Monster Energy Drink
132. 5:46collection or the time you went to an
133. 5:47anime convention with cat ears basically
134. 5:50you got to make up gay [ __ ] that Fanboys
135. 5:51find relatable he just like me for real
136. 5:55and after speeding game for a while say
137. 5:57hey I'm probably going to be heading out
138. 5:59of here here the atmosphere is making me
139. 6:01uncomfy would you like to head back to
140. 6:03my place and play some Smash Bros and by
141. 6:06Smash Bros I mean Smash Bros and that's
142. 6:10how we move on to the third step the
143. 6:13doggy style thus completing Mission LSD
144. 6:17but if you're a weirdo and Fanboys
145. 6:19happen to still not be up to your taste
146. 6:20after all of that I do have a great
147. 6:22video on how to raise up a golf girl if
148. 6:24you're more interested in that thank you
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