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Why Attacking a Sleeping Roman Army Was a Death Trap — Transcript

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  1. 0:01Germany in the year 15 AD, inside a
  2. 0:04Roman army camp in the middle of the
  3. 0:05night, a horse breaks loose from its
  4. 0:07rope. It bolts through the camp, and the
  5. 0:09soldiers who hear it decide the Germans
  6. 0:11have broken in. They run for the gates.
  7. 0:14Most of them choose the rear gate, the
  8. 0:16one facing away from the enemy.
  9. 0:18Their general is a veteran named
  10. 0:19Caecina, in his 40th year as a soldier.
  11. 0:22He gives orders, and nobody listens. He
  12. 0:25pleads. He tries force. Then he goes to
  13. 0:28the gateway and lies down across it.
  14. 0:31Anyone who wants to leave will have to
  15. 0:33step on him.
  16. 0:34Nobody does.
  17. 0:39>> It's a horse.
  18. 0:43>> These men have reasons to be afraid. For
  19. 0:452 days, a German army has been killing
  20. 0:47them in a marsh. They have no tents, no
  21. 0:49bandages, and most of their tools are
  22. 0:51gone. Tonight's wall is a heap of earth
  23. 0:54they scraped together that evening. At
  24. 0:56first light, the Germans come for that
  25. 0:58wall, expecting an easy kill.
  26. 1:01By dusk, the broken army is the German
  27. 1:04one.
  28. 1:05So, how does an army this frightened
  29. 1:07become deadly the moment it's attacked
  30. 1:09where it sleeps?
  31. 1:10One German could have answered that. He
  32. 1:13had already wiped out three Roman
  33. 1:14legions, and he argued against going
  34. 1:16anywhere near this camp.
  35. 1:18His own side overruled him.
  36. 1:21Two days earlier, those frightened men
  37. 1:23were an army of four legions, roughly
  38. 1:2520,000 soldiers marching home. For
  39. 1:28years, Rome has been trying to conquer
  40. 1:30Germany, the land beyond the river
  41. 1:31Rhine.
  42. 1:33This summer's campaign is over, and
  43. 1:35Caecina has one job left: get his men
  44. 1:38back to the Rhine, where Roman territory
  45. 1:40begins. His way home is the long
  46. 1:42bridges, a single narrow road raised
  47. 1:45above a marsh built years before and now
  48. 1:47falling apart. But a German army knows a
  49. 1:50faster way and gets there first. It
  50. 1:52fills the woods on both sides of that
  51. 1:54road, and its leader is the last man a
  52. 1:57Roman wants to meet in a forest.
  53. 1:59He is Arminius, a German chief. Six
  54. 2:02years earlier, in a place called the
  55. 2:04Teutoburg Forest, he caught a Roman
  56. 2:06general named Varus with three legions
  57. 2:08strung out on the march and destroyed
  58. 2:11all three.
  59. 2:12Earlier in this very campaign, a Roman
  60. 2:14army found the place. Whitening bones,
  61. 2:17broken weapons, skulls fixed to the
  62. 2:19trees. This channel has told that story
  63. 2:21in full. What matters here is what
  64. 2:24Arminius took from it. A Roman army can
  65. 2:26be killed if you catch it moving. And
  66. 2:29here is another Roman army moving.
  67. 2:33Before Caecina's army and its wagons can
  68. 2:35cross, the road has to be repaired. With
  69. 2:37deep mud and streams on every side, the
  70. 2:40Germans attack while the Romans are
  71. 2:41working. It's a bad place to wear armor.
  72. 2:44The Romans flounder in slime under the
  73. 2:46weight of it, while Arminius's men, who
  74. 2:48are used to fighting in marshes, reach
  75. 2:50them with long lances.
  76. 2:52Only nightfall ends it. Then the Germans
  77. 2:54divert the streams in the hills and the
  78. 2:56water runs down over everything the
  79. 2:58Romans repaired that day.
  80. 3:02That night the Germans feast and the
  81. 3:04valleys fill with their singing. On the
  82. 3:06Roman side, the fires burn low. Men lie
  83. 3:09awake beside the wall or wander between
  84. 3:12the tents.
  85. 3:14Caecina does sleep and Tacitus, the
  86. 3:16Roman historian who tells this story,
  87. 3:18gives us his dream. Varus, the dead
  88. 3:21general whose army Arminius destroyed,
  89. 3:23>> [music]
  90. 3:23>> rises out of the marsh covered in blood.
  91. 3:26He calls to Caecina and holds out a hand
  92. 3:28as if to pull him down, too.
  93. 3:31Caecina pushes the hand away.
  94. 3:33In the morning, his army nearly ends up
  95. 3:35the way Varus's did. At dawn, the men
  96. 3:37guarding the sides of the column leave
  97. 3:39their posts and hurry for dry ground and
  98. 3:41the column comes apart. Arminius waits
  99. 3:44until the baggage wagons are stuck fast
  100. 3:46in the mud. Then he attacks, shouting to
  101. 3:49his men that this is Varus and his
  102. 3:51legions all over again. The Germans go
  103. 3:53for the horses, which slip in the blood
  104. 3:56and the mud and throw their riders.
  105. 3:58Caecina's own horse is stabbed under
  106. 4:00him. He goes down and he is almost
  107. 4:02surrounded before one of his legions
  108. 4:04gets between him and the Germans. What
  109. 4:06saves the army is its luggage. The
  110. 4:08Germans stop killing to grab the loot.
  111. 4:12>> Ooh.
  112. 4:13Free stuff.
  113. 4:16>> By evening, the legions have dragged
  114. 4:18themselves onto open firm ground. It's
  115. 4:21the most useful thing the baggage has
  116. 4:23done all day.
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  120. 4:30On that firm ground, Caecina's men,
  121. 4:32hungry and with most of their tools
  122. 4:34lost, do what a Roman army did at the
  123. 4:36end of every day's march. They dig. On a
  124. 4:39normal evening, that meant a ditch, a
  125. 4:41wall of piled-up earth, and a fence of
  126. 4:44stakes on top. Tonight, it means
  127. 4:46whatever they can manage. One Roman
  128. 4:48general put it this way, "A camp is a
  129. 4:50shelter for the winner and a refuge for
  130. 4:53the loser." Tonight, nobody needs
  131. 4:55telling which they are. And that is the
  132. 4:57moment Arminius stops attacking.
  133. 5:00He has been winning for 2 days. Now, his
  134. 5:03enemy is behind a wall of fresh earth
  135. 5:05and he wants to wait.
  136. 5:07He has a reason. Arminius knows exactly
  137. 5:10what is behind that wall because he used
  138. 5:12to sleep behind one.
  139. 5:14Before he turned on Rome, he fought in
  140. 5:16its army and everything he learned there
  141. 5:18tells him the same thing.
  142. 5:20Don't attack it.
  143. 5:24He knows a Roman army builds one of
  144. 5:26these every single evening wherever it
  145. 5:28stops. Every foot soldier carries the
  146. 5:31tools for it. A saw, a basket, a
  147. 5:33pickaxe. Modern estimates put the
  148. 5:35building at around 3 hours. 3 hours of
  149. 5:38digging after a full day's march.
  150. 5:41>> You're joking.
  151. 5:45>> A Roman general named Corbulo used to
  152. 5:48say that the pick was the weapon that
  153. 5:49beat the enemy.
  154. 5:51Corbulo was not the one holding it. He
  155. 5:54knows about the empty strip. Just inside
  156. 5:56the wall, the Romans leave a wide belt
  157. 5:58of bare ground all the way around.
  158. 6:01Spears and arrows thrown over the wall
  159. 6:03in the dark mostly land there, short of
  160. 6:05the tents, and it gives the army room to
  161. 6:07line up behind its own wall.
  162. 6:11And he knows what the night is like in
  163. 6:13there. Guards on the wall and men
  164. 6:15walking from post to post through the
  165. 6:17dark checking that every one of them is
  166. 6:19awake. And a guard caught asleep, an
  167. 6:22officer touches him once with a wooden
  168. 6:24club, then the rest of the camp beats or
  169. 6:26stones him, usually to death.
  170. 6:32So, a Roman army never fully sleeps.
  171. 6:34Part of it is always awake with
  172. 6:36excellent reasons to stay that way.
  173. 6:39But, Arminius also knows the one
  174. 6:40weakness of a Roman camp.
  175. 6:42In the morning, it goes away. It takes
  176. 6:45three trumpet calls. At the first, the
  177. 6:47tent comes down. At the second, the
  178. 6:49baggage is loaded. And the third hurries
  179. 6:52the stragglers. Then, according to one
  180. 6:54man who watched them do it, the Romans
  181. 6:56set fire to the camp so that no enemy
  182. 6:58could use it.
  183. 6:59They could always build another.
  184. 7:02And an army on the road has no wall.
  185. 7:05That is how he destroyed Varus.
  186. 7:08It is what he is counting on now.
  187. 7:10Tomorrow, Caecina's army has to march
  188. 7:12out back into wet, broken ground where
  189. 7:15he has mauled it twice. All he has to do
  190. 7:18is wait for the trumpets.
  191. 7:20Outside the Roman camp, Arminius argues
  192. 7:22for waiting, and his uncle argues back.
  193. 7:24The uncle's name is Inguiomerus, and he
  194. 7:27wants to surround the camp and storm it.
  195. 7:29He has his reasons. It will be easier.
  196. 7:32It will be more prisoners, and the
  197. 7:33plunder won't be damaged.
  198. 7:36>> Free stuff.
  199. 7:39>> The warriors like the uncle's plan
  200. 7:41better.
  201. 7:42The man who destroyed three legions on
  202. 7:45the march is overruled. They will attack
  203. 7:47the camp at first light.
  204. 7:50Inside the Roman camp, this is the night
  205. 7:52of the horse. The panic at the gate ends
  206. 7:54when the officers explain that it was a
  207. 7:56false alarm. Then Caecina gathers his
  208. 7:59men and gives them a plan.
  209. 8:01Nobody runs. Nobody attacks. Everyone
  210. 8:04waits behind the wall while the Germans
  211. 8:06climb it. Then, on one signal, the whole
  212. 8:08army charges out of the gates at once.
  213. 8:11It asks the men who ran from a horse to
  214. 8:13stand still while an army climbs their
  215. 8:15wall. Then Caecina takes the officers'
  216. 8:17horses, starting with his own, and gives
  217. 8:20them to his bravest soldiers. They will
  218. 8:22ride out first, and the foot soldiers
  219. 8:24will follow.
  220. 8:26At first light, the Germans come. They
  221. 8:28fill in the ditch. They throw wicker
  222. 8:30panels across it, and they reach for the
  223. 8:32top of the wall. Up there, they can see
  224. 8:34only a few Roman soldiers, and those few
  225. 8:37look frozen with fear.
  226. 8:39After the night those men have had, it
  227. 8:41can't have been hard to look that way.
  228. 8:43>> [music]
  229. 8:43>> This is what the uncle promised. More
  230. 8:45and more Germans climb into the ditch
  231. 8:47and onto the wall. Behind that wall,
  232. 8:49Caecina's whole army is standing still.
  233. 8:53They're doing the hardest thing their
  234. 8:54general has asked of them, [music] which
  235. 8:56is nothing.
  236. 8:59When the Germans are thick on the
  237. 9:00defenses, the signal is given.
  238. 9:05Horns and trumpets sound. The Romans
  239. 9:07pour out of the gates.
  240. 9:10>> Oh.
  241. 9:12>> [screaming]
  242. 9:13>> They hit the Germans from behind. The
  243. 9:15attackers are packed against the wall of
  244. 9:17earth, facing the wrong way. The ditch
  245. 9:19and the wall haven't stopped the
  246. 9:20Germans. They've held them in one place
  247. 9:23while the open ground behind gave a
  248. 9:24whole army room to line up and choose
  249. 9:27its moment.
  250. 9:28It is everything Arminius knew about a
  251. 9:30Roman camp happening to his uncle.
  252. 9:34That was the trap. A Roman army in its
  253. 9:37camp only looked asleep.
  254. 9:41For 2 days these men have been dying in
  255. 9:42mud. Now they have something to shout at
  256. 9:45the Germans. Here there are no woods and
  257. 9:47no swamps, only level ground. The
  258. 9:50Germans came for a few half-armed men.
  259. 9:53What they get is the noise of the horns
  260. 9:55and the flash [music] of weapons on
  261. 9:56every side and it breaks them. Arminius
  262. 9:59gets out of the fight unhurt. His uncle
  263. 10:01gets out of it badly wounded. For the
  264. 10:03rest, the killing goes on as long as the
  265. 10:05daylight and the Romans' anger lasts.
  266. 10:11The legions come back to their camp at
  267. 10:12dusk. They have more wounds than before
  268. 10:15and no more food.
  269. 10:17That night the victory was enough.
  270. 10:20And Caecina did his one job. His army
  271. 10:23reached the Rhine. On the march Arminius
  272. 10:25had destroyed one Roman army and nearly
  273. 10:28a second. Then his own side attacked a
  274. 10:30Roman army in its camp, the place where
  275. 10:32it slept.
  276. 10:34It was the one thing he had argued
  277. 10:35against.
  278. 10:38>> I said, "Wait."
  279. 10:44>> The night before a Roman general lay
  280. 10:46down in a gateway to keep frightened men
  281. 10:48inside a wall of earth. Outside that
  282. 10:50wall they had been losing for 2 days.
  283. 10:53Behind it they won and won.

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