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0:00As you guys all know, Hades 2 dropped
0:03super recently. And I thought, before I
0:05actually play Hades 2, that we'd have a
0:08little blast from the past and actually
0:10look at the characters from Hades
0:11because it has an incredibly unique art
0:13style and some really, really fun
0:15designs. But I was like, you know, I've
0:17seen these characters before, so just
0:19talking about their designs would be
0:21boring. So I thought I would give you
0:23guys my ranking from like the character
0:25that causes me the least by panic to the
0:27one that causes me the most by panic cuz
0:29I think that's a nice twist. Like Hades
0:31is famous for having hot people, but
0:32let's rank them. Who's the hottest?
0:34[Laughter]
0:37[Music]
0:41Wow. We're doing only Hades 1 because
0:44Hades 2 I haven't played it yet and some
0:46characters have gotten redesigned, so I
0:47don't want to get spoiled on those. So
0:48we're only doing the first Hades. So
0:50let's begin with the character that I
0:52find the least [ __ ] Number 31.
0:55There's a good boy. Obviously, and if
0:58somebody disagrees with me, I am going
1:01to have questions. No, I would not [ __ ]
1:04the No, don't [ __ ] the dog. I would love
1:06to pet the dog, but there is no petting
1:09in this review, so we got Cerberus. God,
1:11he's so cute. I like this take on the
1:13dog because it's super friendly while
1:16still looking like decently threatening.
1:18It's like bright [ __ ] red with like
1:21big, beady eyes and super [ __ ] sharp
1:24teeth and the skull on the collar, but
1:26somehow he's still super friend-shaped.
1:30And I was really happy in the game when
1:32we did not have to actually fight the
1:33dog cuz I panicked. It's also super cute
1:35cuz like you look at the noses, they
1:37kind of look like skulls. I love that
1:39their tongue is like bright yellow
1:41because they actually have Hades's color
1:43scheme and Zag's as well. So do you
1:46think he's got three?
1:48No.
1:49Fun fact, by all technicality, Cerberus
1:52in the Greek language when translated is
1:54actually named Spot. Oh. 30. Nice place
1:58you got here, boyo. Now, I don't
2:00consider Skelly to be very [ __ ] I
2:02consider him to be very funny, but
2:05definitely not very [ __ ] The
2:07interesting thing about Skelly though is
2:09that he's a completely bastardized
2:11version of a skeleton. Oh, come on,
2:13Lily. What? I don't want to [ __ ] a
2:14skeleton. There is nothing to [ __ ]
2:18Skelly's hilarious though. None of the
2:20bones are in proper places. His rib cage
2:23is fused together. He doesn't even have
2:25like the proper hip bones or anything.
2:27Like he looks like a skeleton that's
2:30like almost skeleton-shaped statue, not
2:33so much like an actual dead person if
2:35that makes sense. I also really like
2:37that one of his eyes is much bigger than
2:39the other and that he has like some
2:40wispy hairs on the back. It makes him
2:42look hella unhinged. Like he has sleazy
2:44old man vibes. It's very, very funny. I
2:46also really like his color scheme. They
2:48could have made it like a very
2:48warm-toned white, like literally bone
2:51white, but they made it blue, which I
2:52think looks much nicer. He's not like
2:54very attractive to me, but he is funny,
2:56so he gets points for that. Number 29.
2:59When
3:00hubby asked me to rank these and he sent
3:02me the list, I had to ask him, "Why the
3:06[ __ ] is the rock in there?" I voiced
3:08that guy. Sure you do, Opalo. Hi,
3:10sweetie. How is a rock higher than
3:12Skelly? He's friend-shaped. Look, I
3:14might [ __ ] the rock. I don't give a
3:16[ __ ] I don't have a ween, but if I did,
3:19you can glory hole it. Sisyphus probably
3:22[ __ ] it.
3:24I like Baldy though being his own
3:25character. I think it's particularly
3:27funny cuz it's just like a giant rock
3:28with a scraggly smiley face and some
3:31skeleton-shaped facial features, which
3:33is very, very cute. I'm pretty sure that
3:36the artist made this for a bit and it
3:38worked out phenomenally in their favor.
3:4128. Perfect. Everything down to the last
3:45minute. You're annoying. You are
3:48annoying.
3:50And you are ridiculously stupid as a
3:52boss fight and you're stupid.
3:55I would not [ __ ] you, good sir. You look
3:58like you have every syphilis. I'm like
4:0180% sure he's gay anyway. Hey, [ __ ]
4:04bottom, [ __ ] Theseus is when we start
4:07getting into like the fun of the human
4:09designs, right? He's like the boss fight
4:13that you fight with bull daddy. So he
4:15does have a bit more design than other
4:17like uh little characters in the game
4:18like the dog and the boulder and [ __ ]
4:20He's fun though cuz he looks like a
4:21gladiator cuz he is one, but he has like
4:24a very almost superhero-esque
4:27design in both his body language, facial
4:30expression, the shape of his hair, the
4:33color scheme, the clothing. He has like
4:35the arm bracelets and the [ __ ]
4:38armbands on his upper arm. Theseus is
4:41actually incredibly funny because he You
4:43look at him and you see, "Oh, a hero,
4:44right?" And then he talks. Hold, fiend.
4:47You'll walk not one more step toward the
4:50light of day so long as I am here. And
4:52you're like, I want to leave
4:53immediately. Okay? He calls you a demon.
4:56He looks cocky. He looks like a [ __ ]
4:58They did a great job in transmitting
5:00that in Hades.
5:02Nonsense, my friend. We could defeat
5:04this vile hellspawn with or without the
5:07additional divine protection we've been
5:09granted here.
5:10Get him.
5:11Yeah, yeah. He looks good and I
5:14especially love the laurel crown, like
5:16those like little things that they give
5:17Greek heroes. And the fact that he has
5:19like such a bright color scheme
5:20immediately gives me superhero, but then
5:22he opens his mouth and I'm done.
5:25All right.
5:27You [ __ ] [ __ ] sucker. Chill time. Do
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5:38god gamer so you can beat this deal hole
5:41on your first try and then you don't
5:42have to deal with him again unless
5:43you're doing [ __ ] 50 more runs. But
5:45it's okay because you would have had the
5:47energy and focus and the pride to know
5:50you kicked this dude's bahonky. All you
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6:00clean energy that's better than this
6:02[ __ ] is.
6:03Number 27. So you do know Baldy's just a
6:07plain old rock with a few lines chiseled
6:09into him resembling a face, don't you?
6:11Now, Sisyphus I like quite a bit. I
6:13think he's very sweet. He's just not my
6:16type specifically. If I'm talking about
6:18boning a few Greek gods,
6:21yeah, he's not he's not exactly on my
6:23radar. But that being said, he's so
6:26sweet and he has a very good design.
6:29Like isn't Sisyphus' whole thing is that
6:31like he's being punished for something I
6:34cannot remember his myth by having to
6:35push the boulder out of hell. It always
6:38rolls down the hill. That's why we call
6:40it a Sisyphean task, right? It's
6:42something that you can never accomplish
6:43or can accomplish with great deal of
6:45difficulty. And I think that the
6:47designers nailed that vibe. Like he
6:48knows he's stuck down here forever. Not
6:52only does he have very subdued body
6:54language, his shoulders are droopy, his
6:56head is tilted to the side, he has a
6:57very soft expression, but they also
6:59completely like shackled him. He has
7:02shackles on his waist, on his arms, big
7:06[ __ ] chains everywhere. Like
7:07everything about Sisyphus looks super
7:09subdued. And he's like a big sweetie
7:12because like he knows what his lot in
7:13eternity is and his lot in eternity is
7:16pushing the rock up the hill. So they
7:17did a really, really good job with this.
7:18Not to mention they kept the clothes
7:19really, really simple, one solid color
7:21because he's not nobility or royalty,
7:24he's not a god. He's just a poor sap
7:27that pissed off the wrong person and now
7:29he's here. He's very friendly. He's
7:31meant to be friendly. He's
7:32friend-shaped. There's not a single hard
7:33angle there. Everything is super like
7:35sloped and soft and gentle and easy on
7:37the eyes. He is royalty, Lily. Well, he
7:39was. He was a KING IN LIFE. OH, NOT IN
7:42HELL THOUGH. 26.
7:47[Music]
7:49We don't stick our dick in crazy.
7:51We don't finger bang crazy.
7:53We don't schlorp crazy [ __ ] chat. We've
7:56learned this lesson. We don't do it.
7:58Tisiphone, no. No. No. She is very
8:03creepy. She also loses points for the
8:05face coward. Oh, I'm owning it. I'm an
8:07absolute [ __ ] I'm not I'm not [ __ ]
8:09that. However, her design is so [ __ ]
8:13solid. She has such a good [ __ ] color
8:15scheme and a great sense of fluidity,
8:17too. She's one of the ones that has like
8:19the more erratic movesets in the game
8:20and I think that really shows in the
8:22design because unlike Meg and uh other
8:26sister whose name I usually forget,
8:28she's very pointy. Like even her hair is
8:30even a little bit a more angular than
8:32her sister's. The armor is incredibly
8:34pointed and she's like super skeletal,
8:38very, very creepy, long thingies, just
8:41very bony. She genuinely looks like a
8:43skeleton, which I think is part of the
8:45point cuz she's insane. Um hello.
8:53Very one-track mind, but has such a
8:55clean design, like warrior woman,
8:58incredibly angular, incredibly creepy.
9:00She also has like your typical bad guy
9:03color scheme, right? Strong purple and
9:04green vibes. This is very like
9:06old-school Disney.
9:08You can't even say anything other than
9:10Yeah, like she's not easy to get along
9:12with, which is why I wouldn't [ __ ] it.
9:13TO NUMBER 25.
9:17I WOW. DUSA. NOW, you guys are going to
9:20yell at me cuz I know that we all love
9:22Dusa. I find Dusa adorable,
9:25but I need more than just a head to play
9:27with. If Dusa had the body of the
9:31Gorgon, I think I would have ranked her
9:32much [ __ ] higher. I love her design.
9:35She's adorable, but just a head ain't
9:38doing it for me, mama.
9:39I don't know how the [ __ ] they managed
9:40to make Dusa scream maid with only a
9:43head and not actually giving her a maid
9:44uniform. Like maybe it's because she has
9:46like a very kind, sweet expression even
9:49though she's like pointy or the way that
9:51her snakes are wrapped around her head
9:53or the feather duster, but they nailed
9:56it. Even though it's just a head though,
9:57like the design is pretty solid. I like
9:59the freckles on her that make it make it
10:01look like scales. I also really like
10:03that she has Voldemort nose. Like her
10:05face looks very serpentine, but it's
10:07still really cute. And if you actually
10:08know the story of the Gorgons, like like
10:11Deuce deserves better. I'm sorry. But
10:13the design is great because if you know
10:15the myth, Perseus actually chopped her
10:16head off. So only having the head be in
10:18the underworld is actually kind of super
10:19fitting. Very, very funny. I do like
10:22that she's very friend-shaped despite
10:23the fact that she's fairly pointy. Like
10:25she has and [ __ ] But like all of the
10:27angles of her snake head hair are very
10:30soft. Nothing pointy. No snake is
10:33rearing up to attack you. Every they're
10:35all in like snoodle doodle position.
10:37Even like the one on the shadows back
10:38there is just like about to flick its
10:40tongue out. Nothing super aggressive and
10:42that's like the cute thing about Deuce,
10:43right? We kept it very round. We kept it
10:45very soft. We kept it nicely textured
10:48with a little bit of blushy here and
10:50there. And it just resulted in a very
10:52friend-shaped character. 24.
10:54[Laughter]
10:57Finally. I've been waiting for this.
10:59Really. Now Alecto, I like you, but you
11:02are also insane. Alecto's fun though.
11:05Like she has definitely one of the the
11:06more fun boss fights. Hear me out. Do
11:08not know. You know what I like about
11:10you? The way you bleed.
11:14Alecto though being a Fury, she shares
11:15some design aesthetics with the other
11:17two Furies. Unlike Meg and Tisiphone,
11:21her outfit's like red, but she still has
11:24the green highlights and a very similar
11:26hair color to the other two Furies.
11:28And her armor is also sufficiently
11:30pointy. Alecto's incredibly aggressive
11:33and I think that the design philosophy
11:34shows it really well. Her hair is super
11:36pointy. Her armor is super pointy. Her
11:39body's also fairly angular. There's a
11:41lot of confidence in her smile and
11:44insanity in her smile. Like look at that
11:46expression. That's a lot. Fangs are
11:48pointy. Eyelashes are pointy. She even
11:50has pointy eyebrow piercings. Earrings
11:53are super pointy. So with Alecto, the
11:55main thing they wanted was intensity and
11:57it really, really clearly shows, which I
11:59love. 23.
12:01[Music]
12:02Orpheus. Now I like Orphy, but here's
12:06the thing about Orphy, right? He would
12:08be a terrible [ __ ] because Orphy is hung
12:11up on somebody else. Orphy is like still
12:14kind of low-key looking for his [ __ ]
12:16girlfriend / wife. Yeah, he's Hades's
12:19personal musician and he's very sad and
12:22he kind of looks like David Bowie. I
12:25think that him looking like David Bowie
12:27is intentional, but the main reason I
12:28would not [ __ ] with Orpheus is because
12:30the man is hung up on someone else. Like
12:32why would you want that? He also does
12:34look very tired and very drained and
12:36like I don't think he could enjoy the do
12:38unless it was with like the one person
12:39he's obsessed with. Like he's not a god
12:42either. I think he was a mortal that got
12:44trapped in the underworld for [ __ ]
12:46All he had to do was not turn around.
12:47Idiot. I am obsessed with the instrument
12:50though because the instrument is
12:51actually the focal point of this
12:53character design. It's not Orphy. It's
12:55not his face. It's the instrument,
12:57right? The instrument is the brightest
12:59piece in the picture. It's the main
13:00thing that the picture is composed
13:02around. It has a ton of faces and fun
13:04fact. Fun human fact. The human eye is
13:06drawn to faces. So that's usually why in
13:09most character design, the focal point
13:11of any design is going to be the face.
13:13But if you want to actually change the
13:15focal point in a way that's a bit more
13:16interesting, you can also add faces into
13:18the design somewhere. Or stuff that
13:19resembles faces. False eyes, false
13:22mouths, stuff like that. Your eye will
13:23immediately gravitate to it. It's seen
13:25it all, chat. Everything. Orphy also has
13:29like interestingly enough an incredibly
13:30muted color scheme. Except for the
13:33[ __ ] instrument. Everything about
13:35Orphy is like desaturated and sad and a
13:39little bit on the gray side, but the
13:41instrument is not. One of the things
13:43that gives him joy and vibrancy in his
13:45life is music. I think that if they had
13:47made the lyre a different color, it
13:48would have not made the composition for
13:50Orphy quite this interesting. But they
13:52actually did super well in making just
13:54the lyre the brightest part of the
13:56[ __ ] piece. 22, baby.
14:01Okay, Karen. I actually put him pretty
14:03high up because A, he probably does have
14:05a ween, but he just doesn't like to
14:06speak. B, his design [ __ ] Like Karen
14:10has such a solid fit. I'm sorry, you
14:12guys. Like he's the [ __ ] guy who
14:15ferries souls into the underworld and
14:17like they added so much to his myth in
14:19just this design alone. First of all,
14:21giant cloak makes him look like a
14:22traveler. Second, coins. Everywhere the
14:27[ __ ] coins, right? Cuz when you died
14:29in ancient Greece, you needed to put two
14:31coins on your eyes cuz that was the toll
14:33for the ferry of the underworld. All of
14:34the elements of the myth are present. He
14:37has an oar because he's the ferryman. He
14:40has a bag of coins that he collects from
14:42the dead and he also has coins
14:44everywhere in his design. He's also
14:46skeletal and kind of super [ __ ]
14:48creepy. And that like smoke coming out
14:50of his mouth actually is a great accent
14:53to break up the monotony of the outfit
14:54because the outfit is mainly black and
14:56gold. It's nothing super complicated. In
14:59terms of a color scheme, it's like four
15:00colors. But the fun thing about Hades is
15:03that Hades likes to play with
15:04highlights. So we have the purple smoke
15:07and then we have red and purple
15:08highlights as well, which look really,
15:09really dope. So Karen is pretty high up
15:11there because the design [ __ ] He has a
15:13pimp hat, which I think is pretty cool.
15:1521.
15:17If you had given due consideration to
15:19this matter, then I doubt you would have
15:21chosen this outcome. Athena, while she
15:24does have a very cool design, she's my
15:26least favorite of the Olympic Pantheon.
15:29It's pretty? Yes, but there's something
15:32about her whole thing that isn't super
15:34vibing with me. I do like that the
15:37design slaps so [ __ ] hard though.
15:38Like the helmet is phenomenal. The owl
15:42is adorable. The color scheme is super
15:44[ __ ] good. For the god that I want to
15:46[ __ ] the least, she has like my favorite
15:47ability in the game. That Athena dash is
15:49the tits. But the fun thing about Athena
15:51is that how military she looks despite
15:53the fact that she's like
15:55the smart goddess, you know? Owls have
15:57always been her thing, so I was really
15:58happy to see an owl in her design. A lot
16:01of really cool gold elements. Also
16:03notice she has a Gorgon on her armor. I
16:06do believe that the shield that she is
16:08holding is the same one that she gave to
16:09Perseus, which The cool thing about the
16:12Hades designs is that they tend to tie
16:13the myths to the design in some way,
16:16which I love. And they also have like a
16:18really, really strong understanding of
16:21color, which makes it so they can make
16:22really weird color schemes. Usually a
16:24skin tone like this might not always
16:26work because it's really ashy and it can
16:28make you look kind of dead. But for
16:30Hades though, since we went with such
16:32strong high contrast shadows and we're
16:34working in terms of like the underworld
16:36and things being like dark and broody,
16:38these types of color schemes of like
16:40very, very desaturated skin tones and
16:43very bright gold aspects with like
16:45everything else being like kind of
16:47muted, it works super well. I don't
16:49particularly find this Athena very
16:51attractive myself, but it is a cool
16:53design and I can absolutely say that
16:55with full confidence. 20. I was quite
16:58certain that the youth today was lacking
17:00any sort of tactfulness. So the main
17:02reason I would not bone Demeter is cuz I
17:05think that she would freeze off my boot.
17:07Demeter, I find her to be a spectacular
17:10design, especially if we lean to Demeter
17:13being expresso depresso goddess mommy.
17:16And again, this all ties to myth, which
17:18is phenomenal. But I would not bone the
17:20girl because A, too old for me. B, would
17:24freeze you. So Demeter is actually the
17:26goddess of the harvest. She kind of
17:27controls the seasons. And in Hades,
17:30Demeter doesn't know where Persephone
17:32is.
17:33And in the myth, when Persephone is with
17:36Hades, it is winter because Demeter gets
17:38so [ __ ] depressed that she [ __ ]
17:40kills everything. So it's implied in
17:42Hades that Demeter has basically made
17:45Greece go into something akin to an
17:46eternal winter for a hot minute. So I
17:48think that the Hades team did a
17:50phenomenal job with her with tying it to
17:52the [ __ ] myth, right? Cuz not only
17:54does she have harvest elements, but
17:57they're destroyed. They're frozen.
17:59Frozen stalks of wheat make a halo with
18:02a snowflake in the middle. Snowflake
18:04motifs all around her. Cold, cold
18:07[ __ ] outfit. A cape that looks like
18:10falling snow. A harvesting a basket that
18:13is frozen and empty. And some nice,
18:15really nice red accents on top that
18:17showed that perhaps before her outfit
18:20was much brighter. 19.
18:23Poseidon.
18:25Leave the sea and face me. Poseidon's
18:28design is baller,
18:30but his attitude annoys me. So how is
18:33crusty old Hades faring down there of
18:35late, nephew? I despise the beach [ __ ]
18:38boy, I don't care about anything
18:39attitude. Take something seriously for
18:41once in your life. But Poseidon is
18:43responsible for so much [ __ ] Your
18:46son is cooler than you, Poseidon. Wait,
18:48you don't like the server boy attitude?
18:49There's two types of attitudes that I
18:51personally cannot stand. The [ __ ]
18:53surfer boy attitude and like [ __ ]
18:56giga stoner attitude. I am a person with
18:59a lot of drive and a lot of motivation
19:01to do things, so I take things pretty
19:03seriously when I'm passionate about
19:04them. And people like that take nothing
19:06seriously. Ergo, we're going to clash.
19:09Think about me. I get along with
19:11everybody here. A skill apparently
19:13that's rather rare. I think that Zeus
19:15might be worse than him in terms of
19:17[ __ ] everything that moves.
19:19Design-wise though, it slaps. He doesn't
19:22have a very elaborate design for a god,
19:24but I don't mind it all because like the
19:25standout for Poseidon needs to be the
19:28trident and the water element. His hair
19:31is basically resembles flowing water,
19:34which is super [ __ ] cool. And the
19:36trident is actually within the same
19:38lines of color scheme as the hair, so it
19:40kind of flows together really, really
19:41nicely. He has like a very simple like
19:44tunic tied around his waist with like a
19:47seashell and wave motif and that's it
19:48and like a stole and one bracelet,
19:51right? And some Greek like he doesn't
19:53have a very complex design, but he
19:54doesn't need it, right? He's like the
19:56most like nature-adjacent god out of all
19:59of them. So, for me, I feel like
20:01Poseidon dressed in anything fancier
20:03than this would make no sense. In a way,
20:05even though I don't find it attractive,
20:07the surfer bro personality is kind of
20:10perfect. It really ties into that like
20:12very laid-back kind of design that he
20:14has. He just does not give a [ __ ] I
20:16love the bubbles in his hair. Just in
20:18general, the fact that his hair looks
20:19and feels like flowing water was an
20:21amazing design detail. Yeah, his color
20:23palette is very much like the ocean.
20:24It's sea green in the hair and very like
20:27sand-colored on the outfit details. A
20:30lot of blue highlights, which I love to
20:32see. So, yeah. It's really fun to see
20:35the surfer dude personality even
20:37reflected in the body language to
20:39Poseidon. So, yeah. Not my type, very
20:42fun dude, though. I'd split a gummy with
20:43Poseidon. You would get stoned with
20:45Poseidon. Aquatic exercise. 18. This is
20:49just like me [ __ ] self-reporting on
20:50my taste. What happened? My list says
20:53you got killed by a redacted? What's
20:55that even mean? Now, Hypnos I like and
20:57he low-key gives me rat man vibe, but
21:00why do I feel like he would fall asleep
21:02halfway through? Like he would bust his
21:04nut, fall asleep on you, and then that's
21:06it. He's done. He doesn't care anymore.
21:08Cuz he would. He would. That being said,
21:12like his drip is so [ __ ] good. I'm
21:13sorry. I love the [ __ ] cape that
21:17looks like a duvet and the [ __ ]
21:19outfit that looks like sheets. Hypnos is
21:22the pillow princess of the cast.
21:23>> Oh, yeah. You're going to have to do all
21:25the work and he will fall asleep halfway
21:26through. They won't catch me sleeping on
21:28the job again. Like this is like for me
21:30the perfect design for something that
21:32shows that like you're the
21:33representation of sleep. Cuz he looks
21:35like a bed without being a bed. Like the
21:38top part of the design is almost like
21:40the bed frame. His cape is like the
21:42duvet. The under robe is the sheets.
21:46And like he has such cool highlights and
21:48details. So, he's wearing a sleep mask.
21:51And I think that's such a clever way to
21:52make a character that's like designed to
21:53be sleep incarnate, you know? The coat
21:56does become a sleeping bag. Yeah, he can
21:58sleep in that. It's a very clever bit of
22:00design that greatly resembles a bed
22:02without being a bed. One of the reasons
22:04why you guys haven't heard me talk about
22:05date everything is because I do not like
22:06the designs, okay? I'm not going to lie
22:08to you guys. I do not like them. I don't
22:10think that they're well-realized. And
22:11part of the reason why I don't think
22:12that they're well-realized is because
22:14they are dead ass so on the nose that
22:17they lose theme.
22:18You There has to be some subtlety when
22:21you're using a theme for a design
22:23because if you don't use it, it's going
22:25to be super distracting to look at. I
22:27think that Hypnos is a great example of
22:28taking a very strong theme and running
22:31with it, but not running it into the
22:33ground.
22:3417.
22:35Wait, you're not You're not thinking
22:37about having more children, are you?
22:40No.
22:41You're plenty.
22:43Persephone, while again, banger design
22:46because the designs in Hades are banger,
22:48I not go for Persephone because I don't
22:52particularly think that she would be
22:53very interested in that [ __ ] Again, I
22:55think that she would be cool with Hades
22:57and maybe Nyx, and that's about it.
22:59Persephone doesn't strike me as the type
23:01of person to care very much for other
23:05people except for like immediate family.
23:07Does that make sense? Design-wise, her
23:09hair drives me nuts. I knew that they
23:11way that we had to make her resemble Zag
23:13somehow, but giving her them the exact
23:16same hairstyle on top, it just makes her
23:18look very weird. It's not my favorite.
23:21Which one do you prefer on her? The This
23:23one or the queen one? I prefer the queen
23:24one because I It ties everything
23:26together and the hair also doesn't look
23:27quite as uh
23:29weird.
23:30The hair on the bottom is fine, but the
23:32top of the hair, and the only reason
23:34they made it look like that is so she
23:35would resemble Zag more, which you don't
23:37actually need to do that to make him
23:39resemble her more so long as you give
23:40them similar facial features. It's not
23:42It's not impossible, but the problem is
23:45that they decided to do it with the hair
23:46and it looks hella awkward. The thing I
23:49like about Persephone though is that she
23:50looks like a mom. She doesn't look Well,
23:53actually, no.
23:54Do I like that? Part of me likes it and
23:57part of me doesn't like it. Let me
23:58explain. Part of me likes it because
24:00it's also It's really, really cool to
24:01see older women in media, especially
24:04attractive older women, but the other
24:06part of me doesn't like it because these
24:08are gods. They're supposed to be
24:09ageless, timeless. Like Same The same
24:11could go for Demeter. She did not have
24:13to look as old as she does.
24:14So, I do wish that she was a little bit
24:17younger-looking, but at the same time I
24:18do not mind it because seeing older
24:20women in media is always appreciated. I
24:22do love the fact that she also kind of
24:25fits that like very spring vibe. Super
24:28cute. 16. THE DICK MAN HIMSELF.
24:33WOOHOO! LET'S GO GET SOME FREE CRAP.
24:35>> Hermes is a
24:38He also has the only full body sprite
24:41out of all of the [ __ ] characters in
24:43Hades. Fun fact, the rest of the sprites
24:45that I've shown you guys, yeah, not full
24:48body. They don't exist. I'm conflicted
24:50about you, Hermes, cuz your color scheme
24:52is banger. Your design is phenomenal.
24:54You have some of the best boons in the
24:56game, but do you have to be like this?
24:58Normally, I wouldn't get mixed up, but
24:59for you, I'll be making an exception.
25:01>> He's like, "I love myself, but I don't
25:03like the way that I am." Why are you
25:04dissing Junpei's persona? Oh, you mean
25:06the dude that was like [ __ ] busting a
25:07move in front of like Yosuke's
25:08girlfriend. Super fun, bright color
25:10scheme, got to go fast, love the
25:12scepter, love the shoes, love the
25:14absolutely smarmy For the portion,
25:16cousin. No one asks too many questions
25:18about me or my professional associates
25:20down there. I hand sales over to him,
25:21and that's it. You understand?
25:23Smog. [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] face that he
25:27has, chat. I like that he's like
25:29collecting trinkets cuz he can like give
25:31stuff to you, which is very, very funny.
25:33And I really like the action line for
25:34him specifically because it flows from
25:36like the top of his scarf all the way
25:38down to his foot, and it's so fun. Give
25:41it up for 15, baby. Here, let me offer
25:44you some fine new boons as well as Lord
25:47Dionysus here, who I'm sure would love
25:49to talk your ear off just as much as
25:51mine. Hey there, Zag man. Nice. Artemis
25:55has a really baller design. I think that
25:57she's pretty cute. I've seen her do some
25:59petty [ __ ] [ __ ] in the game, mama. If
26:01you don't pick her in those like rooms
26:03with like the dual gods, she's like, Oh,
26:06look. Turns out it's time for target
26:08practice once again. Start running,
26:10Zagreus. And she [ __ ] comes for your
26:12wig. Artemis has no chill whatsoever. If
26:16you look at her funny, she will snipe
26:17you or turn you into a hamster. I don't
26:20think that she would be the best fit.
26:21Design-wise, I love her. She has an
26:24incredibly clever design. I love the
26:26antlers. I love the green. I love the
26:28pheasants on the bow and the [ __ ]
26:30giant quiver. I like the fact that her
26:33color scheme is primarily cool-toned
26:35minus the stole around her neck, which
26:37is very, very warm. She has a very stern
26:39expression and a lot of hair. And uh in
26:42general, she just does look like the
26:44goddess of the hunt. She does. Like she
26:47looks like she's going to go out and
26:48she's going to go [ __ ] kill 50 deer,
26:50offer them all to the moon cuz yes, and
26:53not give you a bite. She also has like
26:55an incredibly athletic figure even
26:56though she's not super muscular, which
26:58is also fun to see. Her headpiece is
27:00basically the phases of the moon and
27:02antlers. It's actually stunning. She
27:05also has like war paint on her face.
27:07Super [ __ ] pretty. And I genuinely
27:10love her vibe. Great flow, great
27:12composition, great color scheme,
27:14beautiful face. And I just really again,
27:17I love this about Hades that like how
27:19stern the shadows are. So, yeah. Very
27:22beautiful. Would not bone because I feel
27:24like she would feed me to a wolf. Fine.
27:26I'm not angry anymore.
27:28Not really, anyway.
27:30But you just watch yourself with me. You
27:32got it? 14. ARES.
27:36You got your first triangle of the
27:37night, but folks, Ares is incredibly
27:41incredibly attractive, okay? Like mama,
27:45oh.
27:46What is that jawline?
27:48Giant hand. It's [ __ ] Oh my god. He's
27:51so pretty. And like he's like
27:54finger-banging his blade like sensually
27:56while looking at you. Like I trust the
27:58violence I have wrought on your behalf
27:59has been quite satisfactory. Ah. The
28:02cool thing about Ares' outfit is that
28:04even though he's wearing like a Greek
28:07military uniform, it still absolutely
28:10feels like a god. Cuz he has like the
28:13amazing kind of like bird beaks in
28:16detail in the middle of the chest plate.
28:18He's not wearing his helmet cuz he's
28:20like, "Nah, [ __ ] it. I don't need it."
28:21His cape is actually super [ __ ]
28:23shredded, tattered, but very imposing.
28:26My man has three swords and he's going
28:28to use every single one of these. Oh, he
28:29probably fights like Zoro. There's got
28:31to be a reason Aphrodite is good with
28:32him. Yeah, that reason is the dick.
28:35The white strip of face paint is such a
28:37high point of contrast. It makes him
28:38look so [ __ ] good. There's a few
28:40things that they could have done to make
28:41him very, very striking, but to make him
28:43very, very striking in the face when he
28:44already has very, very bright accents on
28:46his blade is uh high contrast, right?
28:49So, giving him the white war paint
28:52immediately draws the eye to his face.
28:54Yeah, he looks like a vulture. He has
28:56like feathered uh [ __ ] spikes on his
28:58armor, on his pauldrons, which looks
29:00super intense. But there's something
29:03very intense about his gaze in general.
29:05Like if he was naked, I think he would
29:07look just as intimidating because of his
29:10expression and the way that he's like
29:12drawn very intensely. But yeah, the face
29:14paint is a great point of high contrast
29:16and really, really good use of red
29:17accents all throughout this design.
29:20Instead of like just relying on the
29:22highlights that they like to use, like
29:23the brightly colored highlights with the
29:24really, really dark shadows, they
29:25decided to play with accents and it
29:27really paid off. Ah, yes. Ares, the guy
29:30who was trapped in a jar and had to be
29:32rescued.
29:32>> In a jar?
29:33>> Got and that was in one of his myths.
29:35Did he get like put in the jar? 13.
29:42Eris Eris. Uh she has a phenomenal
29:45design, but I feel like she would give
29:46me splinters. I'm sorry, chat. She
29:48might. But also, design-wise, she does
29:51deserve this.
29:53This is one of the most creative designs
29:57in Hades. They outdid themselves. Not
30:00only because like she's kind of like a
30:02nymph, forest spirit, whatever, but look
30:04at the color scheme. Look at the
30:06details. The fact that like her hair
30:09resembles a tree, she has acorns on her
30:12belt that ties the tree motif together.
30:14She is also one of the most brightly
30:16dressed characters in Hades.
30:19Like the sunny yellows and the bright
30:21greens and like the jewel-toned purples
30:23and pinks, it looks so good. And then if
30:25you zoom in, there's so many cool little
30:27details on her. The tattoos that look
30:29like tree bark, the tambourine, super
30:33cool and uh plant motifs everywhere, the
30:35plant earrings, like the very bright
30:37eyebrows. She's very, very, very, very
30:40talented musician, great singer. And
30:41this is Orpheus' ex-girlfriend, no? The
30:44cool thing about Eurydice is that she
30:46has like a really fun and quirky design.
30:49She definitely looks like a
30:50rule-breaker. You find her in like a
30:51very weird place in the Underworld that
30:52like it used to not be set on fire, but
30:54now it is set on fire. Not ex-still his
30:56wife. Oh, well, then how Why how how
30:57come they haven't found each other?
30:59Idiots. Estranged. Ah. Yeah, Orpheus
31:02[ __ ] it up. He looks behind them.
31:03Yeah, she's his muse. She very much
31:05looks like someone who could be
31:06someone's muse. It's a very wild outfit,
31:08but like very well put together
31:10regardless. So, it's a very cool design.
31:12I definitely give this one props for how
31:14creative IT IS. NUMBER 12.
31:20NOW, WHY THE [ __ ] IS CHAOS SO HIGH UP
31:22THERE, LILLY? They are similar to me and
31:25the design is Eldritch perfection.
31:29So weird and so insane and so [ __ ]
31:33vaguely threatening that it just makes
31:35my little [ __ ] baby pink pink heart
31:37go
31:38[Music]
31:40I adore Chaos. They're not even dressed.
31:45The main thing I like is that it's a
31:46mainly white design,
31:49but the pops of color in it are so
31:51bright that they're impossible to miss.
31:53So, like he has an eye as an almost
31:55halo. He has red details everywhere,
31:58plant life, animal life, humans, beasts,
32:02weird [ __ ] intestinal things growing
32:05out of things that they're not supposed
32:06to, elegant jewelry, very, very refined
32:09[ __ ] facial features, wings on his
32:11head. Like Chaos is one of the most
32:13interesting character designs they have
32:15in Hades and I'm kind of obsessed with
32:16it. Where ween? He can grow 50 weens,
32:19chat. That's the beauty of it. And he's
32:21also holding uh the planet like a
32:23[ __ ] marble, which only tells you the
32:25scope and scale of this [ __ ]
32:27Like Chaos is huge. We're lucky he's
32:29even in a vaguely humanoid face. So,
32:31yeah, Chaos is one of like the ones I
32:33consider tippy-toppy and would
32:35absolutely go at it. I don't give a [ __ ]
32:36how I don't know. I'll figure it out.
32:38Number 11. We're getting to the
32:39tippy-tops now, chat. We are. Like I
32:41think the triangle is going to come out
32:42in every single one of these now cuz I'm
32:43in love. A noble victory. Patroclus is
32:46very, very pretty, but very, very sad.
32:48He's just sitting there being a sad
32:50being, melting into the plants. A sad
32:53man, but with a great fit. I don't know
32:55why he's so sad and I think I forgot to
32:58finish his quest in the game, but he is
33:00SUPER SAD GAY.
33:02OH, IT'S BECAUSE OF ACHILLES. OKAY. HE
33:03DOESN'T swing my way, but that doesn't
33:05mean I can't appreciate him, chat. He's
33:07in paradise, but not allowed to be there
33:08with his boyfriend. Poor Achilles.
33:10Design-wise, he also has something
33:12similar to uh Theseus. He's a very much
33:14warrior-coded one, but he's a little bit
33:17better dressed. He has his cape that has
33:20like a really, really big gold pin on
33:21it. A very simple pauldron and he does
33:25have like the leather-strapped armor,
33:27but it's
33:28way less bulky than other Greek heroes
33:32that we've seen. Like with Ares,
33:34it was definitely way more hefty. With
33:37Patroclus, it's a lot more chill. He has
33:39the hero's wreath on his head, which is
33:41very, very cute, but he's actually
33:44fairly not ornamented for someone of
33:47like his renown. Amazing color scheme,
33:50really ties it into the depression. But
33:52like he's in Elysium, so he's like has
33:54one of the nicer sprites. And now And
33:56now we've made it to the top 10. How
34:01hard is chat going to judge me? I can't
34:04wait.
34:07Why is Zeus in the top 10? Cuz he's a
34:09dilf. Zeus was a hard placement, but you
34:12guys want to know why I put him in my
34:14top 10?
34:15Because the design [ __ ] so [ __ ]
34:17hard. I'm sorry. It's too good. I am
34:20sorry, but this is the type of [ __ ]
34:22Zeus is awesome. Thank you, Apollo. This
34:23is the type of silver fox that I want to
34:25[ __ ] get into or have be or be into
34:28me, mama. And we all know that he [ __ ]
34:30everything, so he'll be great in bed
34:32regardless, okay?
34:35Fun thing about Zeus is that his design
34:38slaps so [ __ ] hard. Like they cooked.
34:43Composition, color scheme, design
34:46elements. The [ __ ] beard becomes
34:48[ __ ]
34:49clouds. That's so [ __ ] baller. Like
34:52he has a big thunderbolt, thunderbolts
34:55on his [ __ ] crown. Big gold bracelets
34:58and rings and his He's also super
35:00[ __ ]
35:02He's so [ __ ] Do not [ __ ] Zeus.
35:04There's like dozens of you guys saying
35:05why that's a bad idea. No. He's hitting
35:07that hip dip, mama.
35:08He looks like a [ __ ] and I'm so down
35:11for it, chat. He's also ripped with like
35:13a super stern expression. Bright cold
35:15eyes. Are you [ __ ] me? That's
35:17beautiful. Man [ __ ] pimpilicious, the
35:20stormy sky himself and but gold and
35:23shining and beautiful. I did not hear
35:26the triangle. Oh, yeah, my mistake.
35:27Sorry. Uh uh
35:30He is the red flag. I love parades.
35:33Number nine. Wait.
35:35Why are you looking at me like that?
35:36Shut up already, Zagreus. Come here.
35:41God, Megaera has a good design. So, the
35:43reason Meg isn't higher up on this list,
35:45Meg is probably the prettiest out of all
35:48three Furies and also the one that has
35:50the least amount of intensity when it
35:52comes to design. She's still like
35:53angular
35:55and pointy and very, very stern, but
35:59there's a bit more softness there. Her
36:01face is a little bit softer, her pose a
36:03little bit softer, her clothing has a
36:06bit more color and a little bit less of
36:08that like bright green villainous
36:10highlight that Alecto and Tisiphone
36:13have. She still has a very stern
36:15expression, incredibly so, but she
36:18genuinely seems kinder than the other
36:20two Furies. She has a great voice as
36:22well, kind of raspy. You should have
36:24seen the look on your face.
36:26You act a lot more confidently now.
36:28Though, I think deep down you're still
36:30that inexperienced little godling that
36:31you used to be. Very sexy. Hair is
36:34awesome. The flow of the entire concept
36:37is great. I would absolutely bone Meg.
36:40Yes, but I feel like it would take a
36:41long time to woo her if that makes
36:43sense. Like she seems like she would
36:44play hard to get for a long time.
36:47I just want to see you squirm. Can Meg
36:49[ __ ] the protagonist? Yeah, she can [ __ ]
36:50Zag.
36:55Wow. I love her face. I also really like
36:59that unlike the other Furies, there's a
37:01way bigger emphasis on gold in her
37:04design than there is for the other two.
37:07And this is probably because she has a
37:08stronger proximity to Zag and to Hades,
37:11being like his ex and all. So, she
37:14definitely has like a warmer design
37:15compared to the other two Furies, but
37:18she's still in uniform. And that makes
37:20sense. Number eight.
37:22Hades. I uh yeah, I have a problem,
37:26okay?
37:28Look, look, look. The boss fight was
37:31phenomenal and he has like one of the
37:34strongest silhouettes by far. He's aura
37:38farming. He's daddy issues incarnate and
37:41I want to get in on that. You're better
37:44off. Dad of the dead, indeed, mama. He's
37:47built like a brick [ __ ] He has an
37:50amazing beard. He's ooky spooky, but
37:53like also he doesn't know how to talk
37:55about his feelings. But men. You're
37:57really blaming me for not minding the
37:59dog while I was out and while you all
38:01were here.
38:03I lay the blame entirely upon you. Yes.
38:06Who else? Like this is the reason why
38:08this game is happening, by the way,
38:09because butt men. Unfortunately, Hades
38:12would not [ __ ] anyone that isn't
38:13Persephone or maybe Nyx. I would
38:16absolutely take the [ __ ] death daddy
38:18for a spin if I could, chat. The cool
38:20thing about Hades, right, is that he is
38:22probably the most ornamented of all of
38:26the three big Greek gods. He is also the
38:28god of wealth and the earth. So, he is
38:31loaded.
38:32>> Yeah, yeah, that might be part of the
38:33reason why he's the most ornamented one.
38:35I think it also ties to funeral
38:37offerings, how people [ __ ] leave
38:39things for their loved ones, trinkets,
38:41jewelry, and whatnot. So, Hades having
38:43the most amount of bling makes so much
38:45sense to me. I also really like all of
38:48these skeleton motifs on him, like the
38:50skeleton pauldron, the one on his belt.
38:52And if you guys notice, his actual
38:54symbol is present in his design. Like
38:57that arm bracelet he has is like his
39:00symbol, but with a ruby in the middle.
39:02His mustache is his symbol inverted. He
39:06also has incredibly bright colors, much
39:09like everyone who's close to Zag. So,
39:11bright red, bright [ __ ] like red and
39:14yellow on his [ __ ] crown. Very, very
39:17fun design, definitely super dynamic.
39:20One of the more fun boss fights I I had
39:22in the game. Was he easy to beat? No.
39:24You are a fool.
39:26Number seven.
39:29GET DESTROYED. YES, I WANT THE BULL.
39:35I am furry trash and that [ __ ] thing
39:38looks like a hell of a good time.
39:40Handlebars. I'm hanging on for dear
39:43life, mama.
39:45This minimal
39:47is for Lily. It's just cuz the horns are
39:50pink. No, it's because I I like big buff
39:54ball daddy. I'm sorry, I'm furry trash.
39:56What can I say? He would want you like
39:58chewing gum. Please. The only problem is
40:00that he would probably invite Theseus.
40:02Go to the [ __ ] chair, Theseus.
40:05Great egg what you, mama. Asterius is a
40:08dope design though. My favorite
40:10highlights in the game when it comes to
40:11color because hello pink. He also
40:13matches in his outfit with Theseus, but
40:16like his shirt part of the outfit is on
40:19the other side. It's the same uniform
40:21though. And he has like the red, white,
40:23and blue. A lot more pink in his design
40:25as well. He's also huge. I am just
40:27obsessed with that bull dick chat. I'm
40:28sorry, I don't have any excuse. I like
40:30it. It's imposing and it's intimidating
40:32and like I would very much like to grab
40:34onto those horns for dear life. So yeah,
40:36I love Asterius. He's [ __ ] dope,
40:39great design. Pink bull bull daddy eat.
40:42I don't know whether I'm helping you OR
40:43NOT. NUMBER SIX. Have you ever seen a
40:45man so beautiful that like
40:48It's Achilles. But my heart belongs to
40:50another. I hope you understand. He's so
40:52pretty though. Achilles is one of the
40:54few [ __ ] characters that despite the
40:56fact that he's fairly close to Zag, he
40:59has a very desaturated color palette.
41:01And I think it's because he's meant to
41:03be in Elysium with his boyfriend. Does
41:06he ride a tiger? He can ride me if he
41:07wants. [ __ ] like Achilles is pretty.
41:10Have you seen Brad Pitt as Achilles in
41:11Troy? Yes. Yes, I saw it. Yes, I did.
41:15That was a good one.
41:17Might be bi, but definitely not
41:19straight. Neither am I. We love a bicon.
41:21He's so [ __ ] pretty. He has a great
41:24[ __ ] flow to his design. His hair is
41:26spectacular. He has superhero vibes and
41:29he has superhero outfits. So like the
41:32like headband and the jewelry, the
41:34leather arm braces, the really beautiful
41:38spear. He has the Hades family logo on
41:40his cape, which is really nice. He also
41:42doesn't have a shirt. He has like his
41:44cape, which is pretty fancy, and then
41:46like the wrap and his tunic. And that's
41:48it. He doesn't need more. Like Achilles
41:50is definitely like one of those like
41:51less is more when it comes to character
41:53design cuz he's so [ __ ] pretty. Look
41:55at his heel and he moans like a [ __ ]
41:56If he just goes he just goes
41:59and then he dies. It's time for top
42:01five. I thought of a plan. It's
42:04Okay, you cannot deny that this boy is
42:08drop-dead gorgeous, bicon, absolute
42:11[ __ ] unit of a fighter, super [ __ ]
42:14pretty, like uh Dorito body. Like he
42:17takes after his dad and his mom in the
42:19the best ways. He has like a [ __ ]
42:21almost inverted design to Hades in every
42:23single way cuz like the cool thing about
42:26Zag is he doesn't have that much gold or
42:29ornamentation cuz he doesn't want it. He
42:31has the mom's hair. He has the autumn
42:34leaf flower crown, which is gorgeous.
42:36And he has, I believe, hopefully, the
42:39[ __ ] past Cerberus on his shoulder,
42:41which is a great design element to show
42:44that he's prince of the underworld. He
42:45doesn't have like a big bone pauldron
42:47like dad with gold, but he does have
42:49three dog heads on his [ __ ] shoulder.
42:51He also has three skeletons on his belt.
42:54He has the same color scheme as Hades,
42:56just bright red with some black, but
42:58less a lot less jewelry. And he also has
43:00an eye color for each parent. You can
43:01tell that Zag was one of the first
43:04characters that they designed,
43:05especially with like this type of
43:07shading in mind. He has like some of the
43:09more simple but very clean-cut block
43:12shading because every single other fit
43:15design god in the game has elements that
43:20he could also have. They all have the
43:22blocked-out shading, very severe [ __ ]
43:25angles, the Greek drip, the very like
43:28otherworldly presence. And I think that
43:30for Zag, making him a way more subdued
43:33version of what Hades is wearing is a
43:35great fit because he's actively fighting
43:37against his father at this point. He's
43:40fighting his nature. He's fighting what
43:41he is. So, for Zagreus,
43:45it's really cool to see him having such
43:48a strong design right out of the gate.
43:50And that's why he's the MC and that's
43:52why he's IN TOP FIVE. NUMBER FOUR, BABY.
43:56IS THAT THE GRIM REAPER?
44:00Thanatos in this game is probably at
44:03like one of my my second favorite design
44:06because holy [ __ ] that's good [ __ ] He
44:10is the Grim Reaper. He is death. He is
44:14beautiful,
44:15Dorito body with a phenomenal color
44:18scheme, a goded weapon, and broody, and
44:22also kind of little bit bisexual. I'd
44:24say we know quite a bit by now, all
44:25things considered. Isn't that right,
44:27Megara? Can't you see we're off duty
44:29right now, Zagreus? Wow. Skulls
44:32everywhere, beautiful gold jewelry, a
44:35stare that [ __ ] gives no [ __ ] He
44:38will absolutely gank you. He's just
44:40great. Zag bottoms for this [ __ ] He
44:43has to. I'm sorry. Than is just giving
44:45just broody top. What are you waiting
44:47for? I'm here.
44:49Already.
44:51Right?
44:55Wow. He's He's sex. I'm sorry, he's
44:57great. Look The ribs are doing things.
44:59Look Look at the musculature. Let me
45:01zoom in a little bit. So you guys can
45:02like UH UH
45:04MAN NIPPLE. APPRECIATE, PLEASE. The uh
45:08Pale gold eyes do something to me. A
45:11great voice. Do you like me, Zagreus?
45:15I never thought I
45:17don't know why that sounds so strange
45:19coming from you. A [ __ ] phenomenal
45:21design. He has history with the MC and
45:24he would probably [ __ ] like he'd like
45:26death is coming for you CUZ IT IS. AH.
45:29It's so good. It's so good, I'm going to
45:32cry. It's so pretty.
45:34I'm sorry. Like if my main audience
45:37wasn't like straight dudes,
45:39Than would have gotten a comic like a
45:40year ago.
45:41I could do that one. I could do that one
45:43probably maybe someday. Mama, top three.
45:47Okay. Hey there, Zag man. Nice [ __ ]
45:52[Music]
45:54Yeah.
45:56I'm sorry, I have no chill. Dionysus is
45:59uh my favorite of the boys uh
46:03because it looks like the drunkest,
46:06sloppiest,
46:09most mating pressing is is sex in the
46:12universe. He is a slot. He looks
46:16phenomenal. Oh my god, I agree. I agree.
46:19NO, BACCHUS GETS IT. THIS dude would
46:22[ __ ] pour wine on you and lick it off
46:25and get drunk and then [ __ ] you and then
46:28do it again once the hangover like he
46:30wakes up hangover and no way like we
46:31connectamos. And he's so pretty. I also
46:35love the [ __ ] tacky leopard print on
46:37the cape. It's 10 out of 10. Not only
46:40that, but he has like one of the [ __ ]
46:42most fun like boons in the game and his
46:45color scheme is just so [ __ ] It's
46:48like purple. It's purple and like smoky
46:52and sexy and like backlit and [ __ ] AND
46:56AH. Dionysus is like it's a crime to
47:00have a man this attractive in this game.
47:02I feel really too much for me sometimes,
47:04you know that?
47:05>> The thigh strap was unnecessary.
47:08No, it wasn't. I want to take it off
47:10with my teeth. And like the balances of
47:13the different tones of purple in his
47:14scheme from like the dark of his hair to
47:16the like vibrancy of the grapes, the
47:19bright one in the smoke, and then like
47:20the more like lavender, violet, light
47:23tone one in his like toga. Uh.
47:26I'm going to barf. He's too pretty.
47:28Orpheus is what I'm saying. So am I.
47:30He's too pretty. His design is [ __ ]
47:32rock solid and he lives drunk. This
47:35would be the most fun sex you'll ever
47:36have.
47:38My top two.
47:39[Music]
47:50Naked and pink and thriving.
47:54God, this woman, okay? This woman, her
47:59voice, her cadence. I have to say you're
48:03quite the specimen. And so, I've decided
48:06I shall aid you for the moment.
48:08You interested? The [ __ ] design, the
48:11body language, the fact that THEY MADE
48:14HER BUTT naked and she owns it, mama.
48:17She is perfection. She is amazing. She's
48:22beauty incarnate. I love her. I love the
48:26fact that her hair makes hearts. I love
48:29that she's just beautifully pink and
48:31gorgeous. I like that she barely wears
48:33anything except for jewelry. That is
48:34like one of the sexiest things that you
48:36can do. Things is have a woman who's
48:39just wearing jewelry and nothing else.
48:41Also, they did great because they gave
48:42her like mint green accents, which plays
48:46off that shade of pink on her hair so
48:47well. It's super pretty and just very
48:50soft yellow highlights. So even though
48:52she's super sensual and pretty, she's
48:55also like a bit soft. She's not
48:58aggressively sexual, which I appreciate.
49:00Very, very, very beautiful, very, very
49:02playful. She's a phenomenal character.
49:04It's one of those examples of like she's
49:05naked, but she has a lot of design. Uh
49:08all the little things they did for her,
49:09the hearts, the little jewelry that
49:11looks like flowers, the body language,
49:14the actual gold pieces, the very
49:16creative censorship. Like Aphrodite is a
49:19master class in simple character design.
49:20>> appreciate that they gave her a more
49:22classically beautiful and statuesque
49:24face rather than making her hyper cute
49:26and UWU. Yeah, believe it or not, this
49:29was the beauty standard for the time.
49:31Let's zoom in on Aphrodite's face for a
49:32second to see it. So a lot of people
49:34might not know this because [ __ ]
49:36Instagram destroyed people's perception
49:38of what women should look like and now
49:39all of them look the same. But this was
49:41the beauty standard for back in the day.
49:43Really like high cheekbones, pronounced
49:46nose, full brows, thinner lips. Like
49:50before, women didn't look like blow-up
49:52dolls in ancient Greece, nor should they
49:54look like blow-up dolls now, and I can
49:56definitely appreciate the facial
49:57diversity here. The reason why she's not
50:00wearing makeup is because she's a
50:01natural beauty. She doesn't need it.
50:05Does it make her lips look a little bit
50:06pale? Sure. But she still looks
50:08absolutely gorgeous, and at the end of
50:09the day, the most important thing to
50:11look at is her eyes. Very, very bright
50:12pink bedroom eyes. She's still stunning,
50:16but she doesn't need much more than her
50:18actual [ __ ] skin. Like I can point to
50:21you guys at her the shape of her jaw
50:22just by looking at this illustration
50:24because I draw a lot of women. She has a
50:26very soft jawline. She just has
50:29realistic features. She is smug though.
50:32She is selling it. So Aphrodite is the
50:34perfect beauty standard for ancient
50:35Greece. Not giant tits, very nice hips,
50:38beautiful face, naked. Oh, dearest, I
50:42suspect we'll have ourselves a most
50:43exciting time together, you and I. Just
50:46do your best, and it'll all be fine. All
50:48right. And then my top one, which you
50:50guys probably already know what it is
50:51from my [ __ ] elimination, my top
50:54character I would [ __ ] Hades is
50:58I accept this gift with gratitude.
51:04Absolutely
51:07stunning.
51:08Beautiful. One of the best character
51:11designs I've seen, one of the best
51:13interpretations for a Greek deity that
51:15I've ever seen. I am gay.
51:18I am hella gay for Nyx, and
51:21how would you not be? She is everything.
51:24She is sexy
51:26and well-designed
51:29and has an amazing face with beautiful
51:32features,
51:34a slender neck, amazing use of
51:39repetition, color, theme. Like they
51:42nailed it. The night sky as a woman.
51:46Isn't it just perfect? And with like
51:48traditional Greek hairstyles to boot.
51:51Like this is the type of [ __ ] that they
51:52would do with their hair. She also has a
51:54very traditional silhouette, albeit a
51:56bit more form-fitting. She's an
51:58incredibly elegant presence, and she
52:00also has a lot of color. My favorite
52:02detail about Nyx is that Gen Z managed
52:04to glorify her. We probably having fat
52:06bags with a single line drawn on. No,
52:07she has fat bags. It's not even
52:10interpretation. It's like look at the
52:12curve. I actually drew underneath this,
52:14like drew like the actual silhouette of
52:15her body. She has really fat bags. They
52:18are just compressed by those little
52:21skulls. They're doing the Lord's work.
52:23But this is an absolutely stunning
52:25design for many, many different reasons,
52:27not only in design with a purpose,
52:31in use every [ __ ] bit of the
52:34character design rules to your
52:35advantage, but it's just so sexy, chat.
52:39It's so absolutely beautiful in every
52:42sense of the word that it genuinely
52:44surprises me that I don't see a lot of
52:46fan art of her. I don't see a lot of
52:48Hades art, by the way, a fun fact. But
52:50like there needs to be more out there.
52:52Cuz again, this is a masterclass in
52:54character design. Cuz like you have a
52:56theme, right? This is again how you do
52:57designing for an object or a concept
53:00without making it super on the nose.
53:03Nyx, for those of you guys who don't
53:04know, Greek mythology, she is the night
53:05sky. And there could have been a few
53:07different ways they could have gone
53:08about this, but the way that she is made
53:10is actually incredibly clever because
53:12she lives in the underworld. She's
53:13usually with Hades. She is Zag's
53:16basically surrogate mother. And while
53:18they could have just done like something
53:20super starry night and be done with it,
53:21I like that they decided to not make it
53:24like a black starry sky, but instead
53:27make it the color of the sky when the
53:28sun is only just set. They added a lot
53:31of gold. They added a lot of really
53:32bright elements. They also added a lot
53:34of skulls because that ties her to the
53:36underworld, but that also shows how the
53:39night is cold and lonely and pretty
53:41dangerous. She has moon-shaped pauldrons
53:44even though she's not the goddess of the
53:45moon because the moon exists within her
53:47space.
53:48Her hair on the back, and this is not
53:51even like as long as her hair gets, she
53:52has a lot of hair, fun fact, resembles
53:55wings that have like stars on the back,
53:57and she also has stars all over her
53:59crown. She's incredibly regal, one of
54:00the most ornamented characters in Hades,
54:02and her main thing is that like she's
54:04very nurturing, she's very motherly,
54:06she's very helpful to Zag, but like it's
54:09like being embraced by the night. She's
54:10also pretty cold. Oh.
54:13That is a fair enough assessment.
54:16The night is dark and full of dommy
54:17mommies. Yes, it is. Nyx is my favorite
54:20design in Hades because it's such like a
54:21well-idealized concept. Like you can
54:23really tell that the designer put their
54:26all into this
54:27in looking at what they had to work
54:29with. What do I have to make? I have to
54:30make the Greek goddess that represents
54:32the night sky. So they did their
54:34research.
54:36They picked the elements they want to
54:37use. They picked the colors they want to
54:38use. And I can guarantee you that all of
54:40these had a fair amount of concept art
54:42because getting designs this good
54:44doesn't just happen right out of the
54:45gate. These takes some tries. But I
54:48really like the fact that we went with
54:49purple. I really like the fact that we
54:51made it look like the sky at twilight. I
54:54do enjoy the fact that she is floaty and
54:56ethereal and super [ __ ] graceful.
54:58Because Nyx is technically, if I'm not
55:01mistaken, she's a titan, right? She's
55:03one of the older gods. She is not as old
55:06as Chaos, but she's pretty up there. I
55:08think that Nyx and Gaia are some of the
55:11oldest gods. They are primordial. They
55:14don't belong on Olympus, technically
55:16speaking, which is why I think Nyx is in
55:18the underworld, but she is one of the
55:21oldest ones, and she definitely has an
55:23air of ancient power around her that
55:26they captured really, really well. She's
55:28my favorite and objectively the hottest
55:30character in Hades. I'm sorry, I don't
55:31make the rules. A 10 out of 10 would
55:33smash, and you would find me between
55:34those titties. You are one of the most
55:36thoughtful and most generous of all. All
55:39right. Closing thoughts though, despite
55:41the fact that I played this game before,
55:42it was pretty fun to go over the Hades
55:44character designs. I enjoyed ranking
55:46them from from least likely to most
55:48likely to bone for obvious reasons. This
55:50game is so good. If you have not played
55:53Hades before, do yourself a favor and
55:55give it a spin before you try Hades 2.
55:57It's incredibly fun. It has one of the
55:59most visually striking art styles I've
56:00seen in a video game in a hot minute.
56:02The music is great. The characters are
56:03all awesome, and there's so many things
56:05to do in Hades. It's so replayable. I
56:07genuinely think that the character
56:09designer popped off, and I'm so [ __ ]
56:11excited for Hades 2. Holy [ __ ] Also,
56:15feedback time. I need you guys. What do
56:17you guys think about this style of
56:18review for games that I've already
56:19played of like ranking them instead of
56:21just talking about design. Do you guys
56:23think that that's more fun? Cuz like I
56:25want feedback on this to see if I
56:26approach games that I've already played
56:28in the past for design in a different
56:30way cuz just talking about design might
56:31be a bit boring. So it was more fun to
56:33do like a what do I like best. If you
56:35like this video, like, comment,
56:36subscribe. Who's your favorite Hades
56:38characters? Have you played Hades 2 yet?
56:40Are you having fun? Tell me all about
56:42it. Fight your
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