What Your Favourite Monster Hunter Weapon Says About You — Transcript

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1. 0:00what your favorite monster hunter weapon
2. 0:01says about you great sword well well
3. 0:04well compensating for something how are
4. 0:06we this weapon got great in the name for
5. 0:08a reason these are the guys that will
6. 0:10list off a monster's entire move set and
7. 0:12give you all the proper openings you're
8. 0:14patient and you're here to deal the big
9. 0:16damages also is it just me or are the
10. 0:18great sword players the ones who tend to
11. 0:19typically teach the newbies I mean I get
12. 0:21it I would also teach a course on how to
13. 0:24kill your first rapos if it took three
14. 0:26business days for my attacks to go
15. 0:27through sword and shield what are you
16. 0:30some night wannabe what do you think
17. 0:32you're cool with your KN aesthetic you
18. 0:34probably have a KN as a vtuber model you
19. 0:36[ __ ] loser you are incredibly sexy
20. 0:39smart intelligent funny and Incredibly
21. 0:42interesting you realize that this weapon
22. 0:44can do a bit of everything you can cut
23. 0:45tails you can stun monsters you got a
24. 0:47good aerial move set you can do anything
25. 0:50that the other weapons can do some
26. 0:51people say a jack of all trades is a
27. 0:53master of none but I uh uh [ __ ] you Duo
28. 0:58blades you got a HD I'm sorry you're
29. 1:01either someone who likes to cosplay as a
30. 1:03ninja or a thief or you got the double
31. 1:06axis and you act like your Kratos switch
32. 1:08axe you got an identity crisis going on
33. 1:11are you an axe are you a sword are you
34. 1:13an oversized Swiss army knife who knows
35. 1:15on the one hand you like to swing it
36. 1:16around like a chimpanzee with a stick
37. 1:18but then you also like twirling around
38. 1:20like a pretty ballerina that you are you
39. 1:22tried the most ridiculous weapon concept
40. 1:24you could think of and it worked LS I
41. 1:27[ __ ] love you you will look at any
42. 1:30monster no matter how big no matter how
43. 1:32fast no matter how powerful and you'd
44. 1:34say nah I'd win this is a gentleman's
45. 1:37weapon where you just always in the
46. 1:38monster's face but you're not aggressive
47. 1:40in the sense of being barbaric you're
48. 1:42there to punish the monster for wanting
49. 1:44to attack you and a good Lance player is
50. 1:46damn near Invincible while everyone else
51. 1:48is running away to heal and maybe
52. 1:50restock you stay in the fight because
53. 1:52you know that you're not stuck in there
54. 1:54with a monster they're stuck in there
55. 1:55with you Hammer the best people in life
56. 1:57are the ones that keep things simple
57. 1:59you're there with one purpose and one
58. 2:01purpose only to give the monster a
59. 2:03permanent concussion this is the kind of
60. 2:05madlad that would rock up to a Hunt
61. 2:07wearing a pair of boxing gloves saying
62. 2:09yeah I'm ready insect glaive you're
63. 2:11French and you're weird because you like
64. 2:13to collect bugs rise major a whole stick
65. 2:15pun intended a little bit useless you
66. 2:18used to be the mounting King but now
67. 2:20everyone can do it let's just hope that
68. 2:22the devs give you some cool [ __ ] in Wild
69. 2:24it's like I don't know you can strap C4
70. 2:26into your Kinect and just charge blade
71. 2:29listen your weapon is not as hard as
72. 2:31people make it out to be okay I too used
73. 2:33to think that this weapon was impossibly
74. 2:35hard to learn and I learned it in a week
75. 2:37charge your Shield if you want to play
76. 2:39defensively then just use your sword in
77. 2:40Shield mode if you want to be more
78. 2:42aggressive then go full Italian and use
79. 2:43the pizza cutter oh what's that you want
80. 2:45to learn how to guard point just pretend
81. 2:46you're going to stalk your Shield every
82. 2:48single time the monster is going to hit
83. 2:49you and that was my Tad talk as to why
84. 2:51charge blade is not that hard to
85. 2:55learn hunting horn bro I hate to tell
86. 2:58you this but she's with you for your
87. 3:00Buffs you're the most loved type of
88. 3:02Monster Hunter you're selfless useful
89. 3:05caring you're the proof that nice guys
90. 3:06do not always finish last keep tooting
91. 3:08that horn and just know that you're
92. 3:10always welcome in my party light bogun I
93. 3:12need you to be honest with me here you
94. 3:14play fortnite don't you this weapon just
95. 3:16isn't for me I tried it in world rise gu
96. 3:18and even other games and I just couldn't
97. 3:20find a way to enjoy playing it I guess
98. 3:22it is because I like my weapons to be a
99. 3:23bit flashier and light bow gun is all
100. 3:25about efficiency heavy bow gun this is
101. 3:27easily my favorite ranged weapon if
102. 3:29feels so damn satisfying to just unload
103. 3:32a full clip onto a monster sniping
104. 3:34something out of the sky is also pretty
105. 3:36cool and plus wyvern munition is just a
106. 3:38pretty cool way to wrap up the hunt boom
107. 3:41you got one of the coolest looking moves
108. 3:43in the game and I'm jealous nothing
109. 3:48personal holy crap the bow might as well
110. 3:50be a shotgun because every single person
111. 3:52I see using bow uses spread bow I'm not
112. 3:54going to lie I also would just go raw
113. 3:56damage because you guys probably had
114. 3:58enough of trying to use sleep Arrow is
115. 3:59only for people to constantly wake up
116. 4:01the monsters gun Lance you are either me
117. 4:04Ron or chaos Slayer cuz let's be real
118. 4:07nobody else likes this weapon you're
119. 4:09waiting for Elemental shells to make a
120. 4:10comeback and you're proud of the fact
121. 4:12that it takes you way
122. 4:15long time to get there just play a real
123. 4:18gun Lance is one of the most fun things
124. 4:20you can do in Monster Hunter turn
125. 4:21yourself into a rocket today long sword
126. 4:25I bet 99% of you were waiting for me to
127. 4:27talk about this weapon in my eyes there
128. 4:29are two two kinds of long sword players
129. 4:31the first is the cool and quiet ones
130. 4:33that know how to counter cut every tail
131. 4:35and every hunt and know how to take
132. 4:37weapon criticism these are the guys we
133. 4:39enjoy like seriously just cut the tail
134. 4:41in every single hunt and I promise
135. 4:42people will like you but then you got
136. 4:44the oh you were all wasting your time
137. 4:45with inferior Weaponry I was studying
138. 4:49the blade it takes years to learn how to
139. 4:51use a proper EI counter no it doesn't
140. 4:54you can literally spam that [ __ ] and
141. 4:56rise like there is no tomorrow you have
142. 4:58more defensive options than the L you
143. 5:00got a Charged attack that is as powerful
144. 5:02as the great swword which allows you to
145. 5:04move your hit boxes are wider than Yama
146. 5:06[ __ ] sukami and you got more eye
147. 5:08frames than me dodging my taxes your
148. 5:10weapon is overloaded as [ __ ] you're not
149. 5:12some monster hunter God you are a
150. 5:15[ __ ] front hey there I hope you
151. 5:16enjoyed the video if I made you giggle
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