what's in my birkin? (with kris jenner) — Transcript

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1. 0:00This is the most useful thing I have in
2. 0:01my bag.
3. 0:04>> Mom.
4. 0:04>> This is the most useful thing I have in
5. 0:08my bag.
6. 0:11>> [music]
7. 0:17>> Okay.
8. 0:18I just got to my mom's house.
9. 0:20We're shooting a YouTube video today. I
10. 0:21told her I wanted to do a what's in my
11. 0:23bag. So now I'm going to play a little
12. 0:25prank on her. She thinks I'm late. We're
13. 0:27shooting at the office, but I just got
14. 0:29to her house so I'm going to find things
15. 0:31around her house that are hers. And then
16. 0:33when we're showing each other what's in
17. 0:35our bag, they'll just be a bunch of her
18. 0:36little things.
19. 0:38So I have to go find like five or 10
20. 0:40things of hers like
21. 0:42come with me.
22. 0:44So first I'm going to look around her
23. 0:50kitchen.
24. 0:51Okay, so first I'm going to take
25. 0:54First I'm going to take actually this
26. 0:56little Jesus, but I'm also going to take
27. 0:58this.
28. 0:59Okay, maybe I'll start with like a fruit
29. 1:01from her house. Oh, like this cute
30. 1:03little apple.
31. 1:05Perfect. I'm grabbing this dish.
32. 1:09Hopefully she doesn't get mad at me and
33. 1:10she thinks this is funny.
34. 1:12Oh, this is a good one. It's the Jazzy
35. 1:14old lighter.
36. 1:16Definitely taking this.
37. 1:18Now I'm going into her office and then
38. 1:20I'm going to go to her bedside
39. 1:22and then I have to go cuz she's going to
40. 1:24start yelling at me. Okay, I took her
41. 1:27white notepad and her pen.
42. 1:31Okay,
43. 1:32I'm going to run to her bedside.
44. 1:36So she has my her pen.
45. 1:38Should I take her Theragun?
46. 1:42Cuz I have to go before she starts
47. 1:44getting crazy.
48. 1:47Okay.
49. 1:51Hi. Happy
50. 1:53Happy what's in my bag?
51. 1:55>> Hi guys.
52. 1:56>> This lighting looks beautiful. Did you
53. 1:59Well, I told her I was going purple. Did
54. 2:01you Were you inspired?
55. 2:02>> I was. I wanted to blend.
56. 2:05Like at least be in the same family.
57. 2:07>> What's this black thing?
58. 2:09>> DON'T YELL.
59. 2:10>> [screaming]
60. 2:11>> STOP TRYING to grab It's a This is not a
61. 2:13grab bag. It's a Birkin.
62. 2:15>> closed mine cuz I was told don't tell
63. 2:17you. So, I had to cover it.
64. 2:20>> Wow, what a little cheater. You know
65. 2:22what? Do you cheat in poker, too?
66. 2:25>> Absolutely not.
67. 2:26How would I cheat in poker?
68. 2:28>> I don't know.
69. 2:29>> That's the meanest thing you've ever
70. 2:30said to me.
71. 2:31>> Wow. Wow. Okay. Well, I'm just
72. 2:34wondering. Like you're trying to cheat.
73. 2:36>> Okay. Cheers, Mom.
74. 2:38>> Cheers.
75. 2:38>> And welcome to the first episode of
76. 2:40What's in my Birkin?
77. 2:43>> What's in her Birkin? I want to know,
78. 2:45too, everybody. Yeah. We want to know. I
79. 2:48judge a person by what their car looks
80. 2:51like.
81. 2:52>> People will be like what Kris Jenner
82. 2:54[music] said. Like what does the inside
83. 2:55of your heart look like?
84. 2:56>> Okay. But what what is the inside
85. 2:59But what does the inside of one's bag
86. 3:02look like at 29 years old? That's what I
87. 3:04want to know.
88. 3:05>> It looks really good. My wallet, not so
89. 3:08much. My wallet's a little chaotic. I'll
90. 3:10let you look at it if you want.
91. 3:13>> Your wallet is is
92. 3:15an extension of your personality.
93. 3:17>> Yeah.
94. 3:18>> And if you get a new wallet for your
95. 3:20birthday or for Christmas or like once a
96. 3:22year
97. 3:22>> But my wallet is You can't It's so fat.
98. 3:25[music] How am I supposed to get in
99. 3:27Maybe I'll ask that for Christmas from
100. 3:28you.
101. 3:30Oh, wow. Okay. So, [music] I want you to
102. 3:34go first.
103. 3:36>> Okay. Let me have a sippy sip.
104. 3:37>> Have a sip.
105. 3:41Okay.
106. 3:41>> Okay. You hold that.
107. 3:42>> I'll I'll take this video.
108. 3:43>> you. All right. So, well, I had to put
109. 3:46this cover over here.
110. 3:47>> So, I didn't see. I'm not going to look.
111. 3:49>> If anything comes out that happens to be
112. 3:51a family brand. I'm not advertising. I
113. 3:53swear I'm not.
114. 3:54But, I think the first thing I'm going
115. 3:56to share with you
116. 3:58is
117. 3:59Okay, this.
118. 4:00>> Okay.
119. 4:01>> So, this is literally I have this with
120. 4:04me at all times. I know I sound crazy,
121. 4:07but you never know when you might need
122. 4:09it. [music] And it comes in handy from
123. 4:12time to time.
124. 4:12>> How did that fit in there? You're like
125. 4:14literally Mary
126. 4:15>> Mary Poppins. Yeah, [music] I know. So,
127. 4:17here. I'll give it to you.
128. 4:19>> Okay.
129. 4:20>> Then, just in case
130. 4:22>> [music]
131. 4:23>> It is. And just in case you have an
132. 4:24organic vodka emergency, there's a
133. 4:27little one.
134. 4:28>> Okay.
135. 4:29>> These little babies come in handy
136. 4:32because
137. 4:32>> There's so many of them.
138. 4:34>> They're so great.
139. 4:36This
140. 4:36>> Oh, wait.
141. 4:38>> is
142. 4:38>> What? Where did you get that? I don't
143. 4:40even have mine bedazzled.
144. 4:42>> I just, you know,
145. 4:44if you're nice to me, I'll give you this
146. 4:45one. You can put it in your bag, but I
147. 4:47love to reapply all day long. Okay, hang
148. 4:51on.
149. 4:55Oh, missed. [laughter]
150. 4:58>> Okay, [music] so I'm going to kind of
151. 4:59match you. Your turn. The first thing I
152. 5:01have in my bag
153. 5:03>> that smells.
154. 5:06>> is a bedazzled
155. 5:08>> [laughter]
156. 5:08>> lighter.
157. 5:10What?
158. 5:11Cuz I love having just a bedazzled
159. 5:13lighter with me at all times.
160. 5:15>> Did you take that off of my bar?
161. 5:16>> No.
162. 5:17>> I think she took it off of Are you sure?
163. 5:20>> Of No.
164. 5:22>> Chloe gave me that for Christmas last
165. 5:24year. [music]
166. 5:24>> Stop.
167. 5:25>> She gave me the Belvedere bedazzled
168. 5:27>> Stop.
169. 5:28>> and the lighter bedazzled and two
170. 5:31martini glasses in a shaker all
171. 5:32bedazzled.
172. 5:33>> Stop.
173. 5:35I have this bedazzled.
174. 5:37>> Somebody's copying somebody.
175. 5:39>> I have an apple.
176. 5:41>> Oh, it's so tiny. Are you on a diet?
177. 5:44>> Just
178. 5:46>> Are you
179. 5:47>> [music]
180. 5:47>> trying to
181. 5:48cut calories on your apple intake? I'm
182. 5:51so confused.
183. 5:52>> Just for emergencies cuz you never know.
184. 5:55>> That's true, but that can really lift
185. 5:57your blood sugar.
186. 5:58If you had Oh, somebody's been drinking.
187. 6:02>> [laughter]
188. 6:04[snorts]
189. 6:05>> Oh my god. Okay. What would impress me
190. 6:07is if you had a little cutting board and
191. 6:10a knife and a little almond butter.
192. 6:14>> [snorts]
193. 6:14>> And some cra
194. 6:15She left. So, of course
195. 6:18>> Okay.
196. 6:19>> we have our protein
197. 6:21our cloud
198. 6:23that I have wherever I go. So, this
199. 6:25isn't olive. This isn't This is she just
200. 6:28can't pull herself together. I'm sorry,
201. 6:31everybody.
202. 6:31>> [music]
203. 6:31>> Right?
204. 6:33Something
205. 6:34>> Okay.
206. 6:35The next thing I have
207. 6:38white [music]
208. 6:39Post-its.
209. 6:40>> They can't be yellow?
210. 6:42>> No. They can only be white.
211. 6:44>> I hear you, sister.
212. 6:45>> With my pen, just in case you have
213. 6:49>> Wait, did you steal this from me? You
214. 6:51stole this Did you come to my house and
215. 6:54grab You know what you did. This is what
216. 6:56this is about, isn't it? This was mine.
217. 6:59>> Mom, stop.
218. 7:00>> This is my That is my pen. And that is
219. 7:03my lighter. No, it's my lighter.
220. 7:06>> No.
221. 7:07>> Okay, I get the joke now. We're going to
222. 7:09get to the bottom of her bag. She's
223. 7:11going to have things from my bathroom.
224. 7:12[music]
225. 7:13I can feel it. Well, just in case you
226. 7:16need some [laughter]
227. 7:17I have some olives for the martini. So,
228. 7:21see how my martini has olives in it?
229. 7:23Hand me my martini.
230. 7:25So,
231. 7:26you have the vodka, you have the
232. 7:27martini, you can use any kind of a to-go
233. 7:30cup, and we're done.
234. 7:32>> That is so funny.
235. 7:34>> You pull out one more thing that belongs
236. 7:36to me. That is mine. That is mine. Did
237. 7:39you go to my house?
238. 7:41>> You always need a Theragun.
239. 7:44>> Do you know why I use those in the
240. 7:45middle of the night?
241. 7:46>> Stop.
242. 7:47>> Because I have a cramp in my leg.
243. 7:49>> it, too.
244. 7:50>> Why?
245. 7:51>> Because
246. 7:52>> Want to explain?
247. 7:52>> My back pain.
248. 7:54>> Oh.
249. 7:55>> My back pain.
250. 7:56>> Interesting.
251. 7:59>> Ugh, the best.
252. 8:01>> This is one of my favorite treats. The
253. 8:03memory of my childhood is having Milk
254. 8:07Duds and popcorn, but you have to eat it
255. 8:09together.
256. 8:10>> You got me into the Milk Duds.
257. 8:12>> Right?
258. 8:12>> Yeah.
259. 8:12>> But you have to have a little bit of
260. 8:13popcorn, buttered, and you have [music]
261. 8:15to have a few Milk Duds, and then some
262. 8:18more popcorn, Diet Coke. It's so
263. 8:21>> So good.
264. 8:22>> I mean, it's not like we're on a
265. 8:24health journey show, but
266. 8:27Stop.
267. 8:29>> SmartSweets
268. 8:31watermelon bites in my bag.
269. 8:33>> Are you trying to make me look bad?
270. 8:34>> No, I just
271. 8:38>> I'll stick with the Milk Duds.
272. 8:39>> This is like my kids' weakness, so
273. 8:41anytime I like need them to do
274. 8:42something, this is what
275. 8:44>> While we're here
276. 8:45>> Okay.
277. 8:46>> This is my other favorite.
278. 8:47>> Stop.
279. 8:48>> Always with me
280. 8:50wherever I go.
281. 8:51>> Mhm.
282. 8:53>> Don't you think?
283. 8:54>> You got me obsessed with those. It's
284. 8:55okay.
285. 8:55>> I know. I have these everywhere. Which
286. 8:58makes me really happy.
287. 8:59>> When you're eating the tamales, you can
288. 9:01use
289. 9:05What?
290. 9:06>> [laughter]
291. 9:06>> That is mine. You totally She went to my
292. 9:09house and went to my bar. Oh my god.
293. 9:14Clo- Whatever your name is, Kylie, you
294. 9:16are an animal. You are You now have my
295. 9:23And my Jesus? My little
296. 9:27And nobody told me you were in my house.
297. 9:30You are so sneaky.
298. 9:32She is so sneaky.
299. 9:33>> Okay, you want to know why?
300. 9:35>> This apple. I knew I recognized that
301. 9:37apple because we got it at the farmers
302. 9:39market and I thought what a small apple.
303. 9:42>> I should have started with the apple. I
304. 9:44should have started with the apple cuz
305. 9:46>> Kylie, this is so funny.
306. 9:48>> I did not know that lighter was going to
307. 9:49throw you throw you off.
308. 9:50>> Oh, the lighter. I could recognize that
309. 9:52lighter.
310. 9:54Kylie, that's Buccellati. Give me that.
311. 9:57What is wrong with you?
312. 9:58>> Can I show some real things now in my
313. 10:00purse?
314. 10:01>> Yeah.
315. 10:03>> Okay, well first I always have like
316. 10:05>> That's mine.
317. 10:06>> No, it's not.
318. 10:07>> That is mine. You probably drove my
319. 10:10car here and you probably, I
320. 10:13don't know, wearing my clothing.
321. 10:15>> This is actually mine. Don't be crazy.
322. 10:18>> This is like all about
323. 10:19>> I have my iPhone light and my work
324. 10:22phone. This is my work phone.
325. 10:23>> Mhm.
326. 10:24>> Okay?
327. 10:24>> Okay.
328. 10:25>> Let me show you a few more things.
329. 10:26>> Okay.
330. 10:27>> Poker chips.
331. 10:28>> Of course you do.
332. 10:30>> Just
333. 10:31They're always kind of in my bag
334. 10:33somewhere.
335. 10:34>> Okay. Let me hold them.
336. 10:35>> Are these not the cutest little mini
337. 10:39>> minis.
338. 10:39>> moonstone perfumes you've ever seen in
339. 10:41your life?
340. 10:42>> I want those for my bag.
341. 10:43>> Right? Do you want one? Pick one.
342. 10:45>> I want all of them.
343. 10:46>> All of them?
344. 10:46>> Yeah.
345. 10:47>> No. You can pick one.
346. 10:48>> selfish.
347. 10:50Thank you.
348. 10:52>> I have my cute colored headphones
349. 10:54because you never know when you're going
350. 10:56to need to just
351. 10:56>> like the color combo.
352. 10:58>> Which one do you like better?
353. 10:59>> It's like the Beverly Hills Hotel come
354. 11:01to life.
355. 11:01>> Exactly.
356. 11:03You never know.
357. 11:04>> I like the green, maybe.
358. 11:06>> And then I have my cute makeup bag with
359. 11:09all my kitties on it.
360. 11:10>> Oh my goodness. Yeah.
361. 11:12>> What do we have in here?
362. 11:13>> She's like turning into the cat lady. I
363. 11:15love it.
364. 11:16>> I'm totally a cat lady. I have cool
365. 11:18nude. Okay.
366. 11:19>> Oh, that's one of my faves.
367. 11:21>> Shell brown.
368. 11:22>> Thank you.
369. 11:23>> My glow balm.
370. 11:24And my other blush and then my tinted
371. 11:26butter balm.
372. 11:27>> Oh.
373. 11:28>> And you know, some powder.
374. 11:31>> A whole face. She's got a whole face.
375. 11:33>> You never know.
376. 11:34>> So, I've got
377. 11:36lip butter.
378. 11:37And I love this cuz it keeps everything
379. 11:40>> Actually, if you're going to reapply, so
380. 11:42am I.
381. 11:43>> moist.
382. 11:45I hate that word. And I just want to
383. 11:47share one of my favorite things that I
384. 11:49have that I give to all my kids and they
385. 11:51don't appreciate it yet is this gorgeous
386. 11:54Cartier
387. 11:56compact. So, it's got, you know, a
388. 11:59magnifying side and a regular side. And
389. 12:03>> It's pretty classic.
390. 12:04>> Let me see. I love it.
391. 12:05>> It's the best. It's gorgeous.
392. 12:08>> Oh, wow. It does have a magnifying side.
393. 12:10>> god. Here we go. I've created a monster.
394. 12:13What else do you Oh, I have
395. 12:16gum.
396. 12:18>> Need gum.
397. 12:18>> I cannot live without gum.
398. 12:20>> that you hate.
399. 12:21>> No, I love your wallet. It's the
400. 12:23wallet's fantastic. You just need to
401. 12:26clean it out. What is happening?
402. 12:28>> Well, I play a lot of poker and then
403. 12:29when I'm done with the poker games, I'm
404. 12:30drunk.
405. 12:32>> Kylie, I think I would go home tonight
406. 12:34and like re-evaluate your life and think
407. 12:36about cleaning up your wallet.
408. 12:38>> What?
409. 12:38>> So,
410. 12:39>> Okay, well, I don't really have anything
411. 12:40left. I mean, I have my Kylie lip kit.
412. 12:43>> Of course. Well, we all have one of
413. 12:45those.
414. 12:45>> And some raisins.
415. 12:47>> Raisins. And that that's an emergency
416. 12:49snack for your kids?
417. 12:50>> This is an emergency snack for my kids.
418. 12:52>> Oh, yeah.
419. 12:53>> And that's it. So, now I'm just here to
420. 12:54see what's in your bag cuz really like I
421. 12:56just wanted to fill my things with
422. 12:58things from your house.
423. 12:59>> the most important thing.
424. 13:01>> I was going to bring my tiara.
425. 13:04What is wrong with me?
426. 13:05>> In my bag. Don't get it twisted. I'm the
427. 13:08queen.
428. 13:09>> I was going to bring my tiara my
429. 13:11princess tiara. I wrote it down.
430. 13:15>> Okay, so that's that.
431. 13:16>> That is the most definitely the most
432. 13:18useful thing that you've pulled out so
433. 13:20far.
434. 13:20>> Really? This is the most useful thing I
435. 13:22have in my bag.
436. 13:25>> Mom.
437. 13:25>> This is the most useful thing I have in
438. 13:29my bag because everyone can hear what
439. 13:32I'm saying because people are ignoring
440. 13:34me.
441. 13:36Kylie, clean your room.
442. 13:38>> There's no way that you fit all of these
443. 13:41things in your bag.
444. 13:43>> You just saw them come out of my bag.
445. 13:45What the
446. 13:47is wrong with you?
447. 13:48I love this thing. Do you want to try
448. 13:50it?
449. 13:51>> Yeah.
450. 13:51>> Okay, it's really fun
451. 13:53to talk like this.
452. 13:55>> Let me try. I'm jealous.
453. 13:57>> Okay.
454. 13:58You just talk.
455. 13:58>> Hello. Hello.
456. 14:00>> Oh, there she is.
457. 14:01>> Oh my god.
458. 14:02>> Oh, she's addicted.
459. 14:04>> I want to be the ABSOLUTE BEST.
460. 14:05>> YEAH.
461. 14:06>> [screaming]
462. 14:07>> GOOD MORNING, EVERYONE.
463. 14:09I KNOW.
464. 14:10>> GOOD MORNING. Could you imagine waking
465. 14:13your kids up with that?
466. 14:16>> Can I take it home and wake them up in
467. 14:17the morning?
468. 14:18>> Good morning.
469. 14:19>> Yeah.
470. 14:19>> They would love it.
471. 14:20>> Good morning. You have to sing a little
472. 14:22What's your song?
473. 14:23>> Good Oh. Rise and shine.
474. 14:27Wait, can I put the siren on?
475. 14:28>> Yeah, please.
476. 14:33>> Yes.
477. 14:33>> [screaming]
478. 14:34>> That's crazy.
479. 14:35>> I know. You can have it.
480. 14:36>> Really? Thank you.
481. 14:39>> I'm like Mary Poppins, I know. So, I
482. 14:41have a couple phones.
483. 14:43I have three phones that I carry with me
484. 14:45at all times.
485. 14:46>> Okay.
486. 14:46>> One is my personal phone. One is my
487. 14:49business phone. One's my emergency
488. 14:50phone. I have a few more. I'm not going
489. 14:52to talk about it, but I have a lot of
490. 14:55phones.
491. 14:56Then I have a little gloss that I
492. 14:59reapply
493. 15:00for some anxious reason all day long at
494. 15:03meetings.
495. 15:04That's my favorite color.
496. 15:07>> This is Lover Girl. This is
497. 15:08>> Lover Girl. Perfect.
498. 15:10>> This is off of the Kendall shade that
499. 15:12you love. That's why you like it.
500. 15:14>> I This is my favorite shade, but I
501. 15:15always have this in my bag because it
502. 15:18very [music]
503. 15:19moist. I I that word.
504. 15:21You
505. 15:21>> Um Say you hate that word, but you say
506. 15:23that word
507. 15:24>> all the time because it applies.
508. 15:26It's so Yes, applicable.
509. 15:29>> time.
510. 15:30>> And then
511. 15:31I think besides my sunglasses and my
512. 15:34crown
513. 15:35>> That's it? That's it.
514. 15:38I'm so
515. 15:40pissed at myself that I didn't bring my
516. 15:42princess crown.
517. 15:43>> Well, because you were being a thief in
518. 15:46my house
519. 15:47and you were stealing the stuff in my
520. 15:49bar.
521. 15:50>> But you know what it did do?
522. 15:51>> What, baby?
523. 15:53>> Uh
524. 15:54You know what it did do?
525. 15:55>> That is the smallest apple that ever
526. 15:57was.
527. 15:57>> And the fact that you were surprised
528. 15:59that it was so small was the best part.
529. 16:01I should have brought this out first cuz
530. 16:02you would have never known that it was
531. 16:04>> Never. But I thought just everybody
532. 16:07Everybody who's buying organic are their
533. 16:10apples as small as grapes?
534. 16:12>> Okay, should we try the apple before we
535. 16:14go?
536. 16:14>> No.
537. 16:15I'll ruin my lipstick. You try it. Do
538. 16:17you like it? Look.
539. 16:19Kylie?
540. 16:20>> Mhm.
541. 16:21>> This has been amazing.
542. 16:23I think it's amazing that you walked
543. 16:25around my house and stole everything in
544. 16:27my room.
545. 16:29Um your giveaway was the lighter
546. 16:32and [music] everything else in your bag,
547. 16:34but I love the little baby Jesus
548. 16:37and I love you giving me the opportunity
549. 16:40to spend an hour with you this afternoon
550. 16:42cuz I love you so much.
551. 16:43>> I love you so much. Cheers. Thank you
552. 16:46for joining me and being my first guest
553. 16:47on What's in My Birkin.
554. 16:53>> [music]