What's a money move only rich people know that sounds completely insane? — Transcript
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- 0:00What's a money move only rich people
- 0:01know that sounds completely insane? I
- 0:02underwrite loans at a private bank, the
- 0:04kind of place where the smallest account
- 0:05on the floor still has seven figures in
- 0:07it. Most of our clients are predictable.
- 0:08Then there's Mr. Delaqua. He owns
- 0:09something like a dozen apartment
- 0:10buildings across the city, pulls in
- 0:11millions a year in rent, drives a car
- 0:13worth more than my house, and every
- 0:15single year his tax return shows a loss,
- 0:16a big one. The first time I processed
- 0:18his file, I was sure it was a mistake or
- 0:20that the man was quietly going broke. I
- 0:21actually flagged it for review. Here's
- 0:22this guy with a real estate empire, and
- 0:24on paper he lost $400,000 last year
- 0:26while buying another building in cash.
- 0:28It made no sense to me at all. The whole
- 0:29desk had opinions. Our newest analyst, a
- 0:31kid named Brody, nearly fell out of his
- 0:32chair reading the file. He's underwater,
- 0:34Brody wheezed. All that property and he
- 0:35can't even turn a profit. That's the
- 0:37dumbest empire I've ever seen. My
- 0:38grandma's savings account outperforms
- 0:40this guy. Even our floor manager came
- 0:41over to look. And by lunch, half the
- 0:42team was calling Delaqua the millionaire
- 0:44who can't make a dollar. It became a
- 0:45running joke for weeks. Anytime a deal
- 0:47looked shaky, someone would mutter,
- 0:48Careful or you'll pull a Delaqua. We
- 0:50were all certain we were watching a guy
- 0:51pretend to be rich while quietly
- 0:52bleeding out. Then his statements came
- 0:54across my desk again, the actual bank
- 0:55balances, and my stomach dropped. The
- 0:57man wasn't losing money. His accounts
- 0:58were fatter than almost anyone's on the
- 0:59floor. Every losing building was full of
- 1:01paying tenants and worth more than he'd
- 1:02bought it for. The loss was a fiction,
- 1:04and somehow it was making him richer. It
- 1:05was Delaqua himself who finally
- 1:07explained it, because I think he could
- 1:08tell I was the only one still curious
- 1:09instead of smug. He leaned on the
- 1:10counter one afternoon and asked me a
- 1:11question. When I buy a building for 2
- 1:13million, how much of that do you think
- 1:14the government lets me pretend wears out
- 1:16every year? I said I didn't know. He
- 1:17smiled. A lot. It's called depreciation.
- 1:19The tax code says a building slowly
- 1:20loses value over decades. So every year
- 1:22I get to deduct a huge chunk of the
- 1:23purchase price as a loss on paper, even
- 1:25though the actual building is standing
- 1:26there full of tenants going up in value.
- 1:28Something clicked in my chest. So the
- 1:29loss isn't real, I said. Exactly, he
- 1:31said. The rent checks are real. The
- 1:32appreciation is real. The mortgage
- 1:33getting paid down by my tenants is real.
- 1:35The only thing that's fake is the loss,
- 1:36and the loss is the whole point, because
- 1:38that paper loss cancels out the tax on
- 1:40almost everything else I earn. He kept
- 1:41going, and I couldn't stop listening. He
- 1:42explained that because he qualifies as a
- 1:44full-time real estate professional,
- 1:45those paper losses don't just shelter
- 1:47the rental income. They wipe out the tax
- 1:48on his other income, too. He'd made
- 1:50millions and legally paid almost nothing
- 1:52because on paper he was a struggling
- 1:53landlord losing money every year. And
- 1:55here's the part your analyst missed
- 1:56while he was laughing, Delicqua said.
- 1:58Every one of those buildings he thinks
- 1:59is dragging me down went up in value
- 2:01this year. My tenants paid down my loans
- 2:02for me, and the cash flow landed in my
- 2:04account tax-free because the
- 2:05depreciation ate it. I get richer three
- 2:07different ways at once, and the
- 2:08government sends me a refund for the
- 2:09trouble. He tapped the counter. Poor
- 2:10people are taught to earn a dollar and
- 2:12pay tax on it. Rich people are taught to
- 2:13own things that lose money on paper
- 2:15while making money in real life. He
- 2:16straightened his coat to leave, and then
- 2:17he said the thing I've never forgotten.
- 2:19The insane move isn't the one that looks
- 2:20insane. The insane move is working 80
- 2:22hours for a paycheck the government
- 2:24taxes at 40% while a guy across town
- 2:26earns triple and pays nothing because he
- 2:27learned that the tax code isn't a set of
- 2:29rules for taking your money. It's a set
- 2:31of instructions for keeping it, and
- 2:32almost nobody bothers to read the
- 2:33instructions. Then he smiled and nodded
- 2:35toward the analysts still snickering by
- 2:37the coffee machine. Tell your friend the
- 2:38dumbest thing in this building isn't the
- 2:40man showing a loss. It's the people
- 2:41laughing at him on a salary. He left,
- 2:43and I stopped laughing at that file. A
- 2:44month later I bought my first rental
- 2:45property. I read the instructions.
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