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What's a money move only rich people know that sounds completely insane? — Transcript

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  1. 0:00What's a money move only rich people
  2. 0:01know that sounds completely insane? I
  3. 0:02underwrite loans at a private bank, the
  4. 0:04kind of place where the smallest account
  5. 0:05on the floor still has seven figures in
  6. 0:07it. Most of our clients are predictable.
  7. 0:08Then there's Mr. Delaqua. He owns
  8. 0:09something like a dozen apartment
  9. 0:10buildings across the city, pulls in
  10. 0:11millions a year in rent, drives a car
  11. 0:13worth more than my house, and every
  12. 0:15single year his tax return shows a loss,
  13. 0:16a big one. The first time I processed
  14. 0:18his file, I was sure it was a mistake or
  15. 0:20that the man was quietly going broke. I
  16. 0:21actually flagged it for review. Here's
  17. 0:22this guy with a real estate empire, and
  18. 0:24on paper he lost $400,000 last year
  19. 0:26while buying another building in cash.
  20. 0:28It made no sense to me at all. The whole
  21. 0:29desk had opinions. Our newest analyst, a
  22. 0:31kid named Brody, nearly fell out of his
  23. 0:32chair reading the file. He's underwater,
  24. 0:34Brody wheezed. All that property and he
  25. 0:35can't even turn a profit. That's the
  26. 0:37dumbest empire I've ever seen. My
  27. 0:38grandma's savings account outperforms
  28. 0:40this guy. Even our floor manager came
  29. 0:41over to look. And by lunch, half the
  30. 0:42team was calling Delaqua the millionaire
  31. 0:44who can't make a dollar. It became a
  32. 0:45running joke for weeks. Anytime a deal
  33. 0:47looked shaky, someone would mutter,
  34. 0:48Careful or you'll pull a Delaqua. We
  35. 0:50were all certain we were watching a guy
  36. 0:51pretend to be rich while quietly
  37. 0:52bleeding out. Then his statements came
  38. 0:54across my desk again, the actual bank
  39. 0:55balances, and my stomach dropped. The
  40. 0:57man wasn't losing money. His accounts
  41. 0:58were fatter than almost anyone's on the
  42. 0:59floor. Every losing building was full of
  43. 1:01paying tenants and worth more than he'd
  44. 1:02bought it for. The loss was a fiction,
  45. 1:04and somehow it was making him richer. It
  46. 1:05was Delaqua himself who finally
  47. 1:07explained it, because I think he could
  48. 1:08tell I was the only one still curious
  49. 1:09instead of smug. He leaned on the
  50. 1:10counter one afternoon and asked me a
  51. 1:11question. When I buy a building for 2
  52. 1:13million, how much of that do you think
  53. 1:14the government lets me pretend wears out
  54. 1:16every year? I said I didn't know. He
  55. 1:17smiled. A lot. It's called depreciation.
  56. 1:19The tax code says a building slowly
  57. 1:20loses value over decades. So every year
  58. 1:22I get to deduct a huge chunk of the
  59. 1:23purchase price as a loss on paper, even
  60. 1:25though the actual building is standing
  61. 1:26there full of tenants going up in value.
  62. 1:28Something clicked in my chest. So the
  63. 1:29loss isn't real, I said. Exactly, he
  64. 1:31said. The rent checks are real. The
  65. 1:32appreciation is real. The mortgage
  66. 1:33getting paid down by my tenants is real.
  67. 1:35The only thing that's fake is the loss,
  68. 1:36and the loss is the whole point, because
  69. 1:38that paper loss cancels out the tax on
  70. 1:40almost everything else I earn. He kept
  71. 1:41going, and I couldn't stop listening. He
  72. 1:42explained that because he qualifies as a
  73. 1:44full-time real estate professional,
  74. 1:45those paper losses don't just shelter
  75. 1:47the rental income. They wipe out the tax
  76. 1:48on his other income, too. He'd made
  77. 1:50millions and legally paid almost nothing
  78. 1:52because on paper he was a struggling
  79. 1:53landlord losing money every year. And
  80. 1:55here's the part your analyst missed
  81. 1:56while he was laughing, Delicqua said.
  82. 1:58Every one of those buildings he thinks
  83. 1:59is dragging me down went up in value
  84. 2:01this year. My tenants paid down my loans
  85. 2:02for me, and the cash flow landed in my
  86. 2:04account tax-free because the
  87. 2:05depreciation ate it. I get richer three
  88. 2:07different ways at once, and the
  89. 2:08government sends me a refund for the
  90. 2:09trouble. He tapped the counter. Poor
  91. 2:10people are taught to earn a dollar and
  92. 2:12pay tax on it. Rich people are taught to
  93. 2:13own things that lose money on paper
  94. 2:15while making money in real life. He
  95. 2:16straightened his coat to leave, and then
  96. 2:17he said the thing I've never forgotten.
  97. 2:19The insane move isn't the one that looks
  98. 2:20insane. The insane move is working 80
  99. 2:22hours for a paycheck the government
  100. 2:24taxes at 40% while a guy across town
  101. 2:26earns triple and pays nothing because he
  102. 2:27learned that the tax code isn't a set of
  103. 2:29rules for taking your money. It's a set
  104. 2:31of instructions for keeping it, and
  105. 2:32almost nobody bothers to read the
  106. 2:33instructions. Then he smiled and nodded
  107. 2:35toward the analysts still snickering by
  108. 2:37the coffee machine. Tell your friend the
  109. 2:38dumbest thing in this building isn't the
  110. 2:40man showing a loss. It's the people
  111. 2:41laughing at him on a salary. He left,
  112. 2:43and I stopped laughing at that file. A
  113. 2:44month later I bought my first rental
  114. 2:45property. I read the instructions.

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