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  1. 0:00Welcome folks to today's episode of TNN
  2. 0:02in which I'm bringing back intros that's
  3. 0:04right to add some energy. We've got
  4. 0:07Pokemon news this week mainly to what's
  5. 0:10coming up and the scalper issues and all
  6. 0:12this crazy crazy stuff in Pokemon. We
  7. 0:15also got some streamer news and we got
  8. 0:17more gaming news. That's it really guys.
  9. 0:20There's a bit here and there and
  10. 0:21everywhere but that's it. Now that's
  11. 0:23great intro. That's something great
  12. 0:24intro. It's We're so back. [laughter]
  13. 0:29>> Pokemon news. Who could have put that
  14. 0:32there? The caption on this one is
  15. 0:34scalpers have given corporations an
  16. 0:36excuse to start privatized match
  17. 0:38surveillance.
  18. 0:39>> A bit to unpack there. Pokémon stores in
  19. 0:41Japan to roll out mandatory facial
  20. 0:44recognition to block resellers and
  21. 0:46scalping. I'm sure they're going to find
  22. 0:48a ways around that. They definitely
  23. 0:50will. From July 31st to August 16th,
  24. 0:52five temporary Pokemon card stores will
  25. 0:54enforce the system. And there's the name
  26. 0:56of them there. Anyone elementary school
  27. 0:58age or older must undergo when children
  28. 1:01must undergo facial recognition both at
  29. 1:04the door and receiving a Q ticket.
  30. 1:06Preschool children read exempt, but must
  31. 1:09be accompanied by a guardian. Children,
  32. 1:11guys. Yeah, those scalping children.
  33. 1:14Yeah, we got to get those scalping
  34. 1:15children. I see you 12 years old
  35. 1:17flipping Ascended Heroes, you little
  36. 1:19[ __ ]
  37. 1:21What the [ __ ] This should only apply to
  38. 1:2318 plus. Only apply. That's insane.
  39. 1:27Okay, let's see. What's the core rules?
  40. 1:30One entry and one Q ticket per person
  41. 1:33per day. The system flags any second
  42. 1:35attempt the same day and denies access.
  43. 1:37Temporary exits require staff
  44. 1:39notifications. Leaving without clearance
  45. 1:41permanently blocks re-entry that day.
  46. 1:43You can pause and read, guys. people
  47. 1:45with the tism, the lawism, the legal
  48. 1:47tism. Feel free to pause and read. Pause
  49. 1:49and read. Thoughts, Brian.
  50. 1:51>> Yeah, I I'm not a fan of facial
  51. 1:52recognition to be honest.
  52. 1:54>> Or scalpers. Let's be where that's we
  53. 1:57wear that.
  54. 1:57>> Yes. It's like fighting evil with evil
  55. 1:59here. I I wonder if um the facial
  56. 2:01recognition thing is also kind of not a
  57. 2:03cost cutting way, but instead of having
  58. 2:05staff and people to actually, you know,
  59. 2:07maintain this, it's kind of like um I
  60. 2:09don't know. It's kind of dystopian. I I
  61. 2:11I don't like it. Maybe I watch too much
  62. 2:13Black Mirror. I feel I feel like no
  63. 2:14matter what I say, I'm going to You
  64. 2:16can't win in this one. This one's an
  65. 2:18awful one to have an opinion in. Like if
  66. 2:19you're on one side, then the other side
  67. 2:20is awful. If you're on the other side,
  68. 2:22then the other side is equally awful.
  69. 2:23Yeah. I I don't know. Like going into
  70. 2:26the airport, that clear, you know, that
  71. 2:27clear blue thing. There's like this
  72. 2:29facial and
  73. 2:30>> eye stand there and you look at it and
  74. 2:32then you're like, "Come on, okay." There
  75. 2:35is facial recognition in airports. That
  76. 2:37that's that's a fact.
  77. 2:39>> Yeah, it is. What?
  78. 2:40>> Yeah. To buy Pokémon packs.
  79. 2:41>> Yeah, you're going to point this. Is
  80. 2:43this real? Did you need to go this far?
  81. 2:46>> Is this the entry point? And then next
  82. 2:47thing you know, you're you're going to
  83. 2:48need it everywhere.
  84. 2:50>> Japan is launching a government team to
  85. 2:52fight sculpers in fake cards in popular
  86. 2:54card games. Actually, massive W. Great.
  87. 2:58Especially the fake cards cuz fake
  88. 3:01cards, it it should be crazy illegal.
  89. 3:04like the the amount of scamming that
  90. 3:06comes from fake cards and the amount of
  91. 3:09uh like quality increase to fake cards
  92. 3:11is super dangerous and I think it it
  93. 3:14should straight up you should go to
  94. 3:16jail. You should go to jail. If you're
  95. 3:17printing fake cards and selling them as
  96. 3:19real, go to jail. Scalpers, that's a
  97. 3:22trickier one, but if you're breaking the
  98. 3:24law to then scalp, they can go to jail.
  99. 3:26>> New legislation. If if Japan Japan is
  100. 3:29taking things very seriously Japan seems
  101. 3:31to be car in terms of addressing
  102. 3:34>> but they treat these kind of entities as
  103. 3:36something very serious you know it's a
  104. 3:37it's a big export it's a big commodity
  105. 3:39like it's a criminal organization
  106. 3:41>> so so set up proper legislation around
  107. 3:43it and then hopefully other countries
  108. 3:45will follow suit
  109. 3:46>> scalping is a gray area though very gray
  110. 3:48>> yeah it is it's a new area that people
  111. 3:50are utilizing and taking advantage of
  112. 3:51who knows in 10 years there could be
  113. 3:53like a new law a new law that passes and
  114. 3:55and then [music] we can finally say
  115. 3:57goodbye eye to these pieces of [ __ ] I'm
  116. 3:59really I don't know. I I feel like I'm
  117. 4:00really dis not that I don't care about
  118. 4:03Pokemon, but because of scalpers, I've
  119. 4:04really lost my care. I just feel like
  120. 4:06it's just going to keep getting worse
  121. 4:08until something really big happens to
  122. 4:10fix it.
  123. 4:10>> I think for me, the issue isn't so much
  124. 4:13the scalpers as it is the greed of the
  125. 4:16scalpers where they'll get something for
  126. 4:19150 bucks and they're looking to sell it
  127. 4:20for $300 and then just people are like,
  128. 4:23I guess that's the market price. That's
  129. 4:25the market price. $300. And I was like,
  130. 4:28if you got it for maybe 150 from the
  131. 4:31store and you sold it for 200, I'm like,
  132. 4:33yeah, you know, I'm not going to be too
  133. 4:35upset about that. I'm not going to be
  134. 4:36too upset. But you're saying numbers,
  135. 4:40ridiculous numbers.
  136. 4:41>> I still think 50 is too much of a profit
  137. 4:43to make on that. I think if $25. My
  138. 4:46issue is the likes of GameStop. I had an
  139. 4:48issue where I went in, did a pre-order
  140. 4:50with GameStop because I've got the
  141. 4:51GameStop membership, so you can order
  142. 4:52more units and at a at a better price. I
  143. 4:55pre-ordered black. What's it called?
  144. 4:57Black
  145. 4:58>> flare. Black.
  146. 4:59>> Pitch black. Anyway, pitch black. Yeah,
  147. 5:01maybe it's pitch black. I don't know. I
  148. 5:02just ordered it, man. I just ordered. I
  149. 5:04said, "Give me that." I didn't read it.
  150. 5:06And then we went back. They rang us up,
  151. 5:07said, "Your pre-order is here." I went
  152. 5:09in. They tried to charge me a new rate
  153. 5:11because the price of the market of the
  154. 5:14ETVs and such had changed since the
  155. 5:16pre-order. Like, what the You serious?
  156. 5:18So, you agree a price, you pre-order the
  157. 5:20Gamecane.
  158. 5:23So, I I'm I don't think I'm ever going
  159. 5:25to shop with GameStop after that one. I
  160. 5:26was just like I was actually in shock
  161. 5:28when he was trying to I was like, "No,
  162. 5:30no, no, no." And he goes, "Okay, okay.
  163. 5:32Let me talk to my manager." Okay, we're
  164. 5:33going to honor the honor.
  165. 5:35>> Yeah. So, does that mean you didn't have
  166. 5:37honor before
  167. 5:39honor?
  168. 5:40>> Yeah. It's nice that you guys suddenly
  169. 5:42have honor. GameStop is 100%
  170. 5:44contributing to the scalping and I
  171. 5:47expect Pokemon when they clamp down on
  172. 5:51scalpers big with the big boot of
  173. 5:53Nintendo GameStop is getting [ __ ]
  174. 5:56getting it right up the hole first.
  175. 5:57They're the first to get
  176. 5:58>> I hope so. I hope so. I was a little
  177. 6:00indifferent about them. But then after
  178. 6:01that one
  179. 6:02>> they they should just in my opinion if I
  180. 6:04was Nintendo Pokemon I'd be like
  181. 6:05GameStop we're not giving you any more
  182. 6:07distribution. We're not because you
  183. 6:09literally are king of the scalpers. Here
  184. 6:11we go. We got the full 30th Celebration
  185. 6:14product lineup and release schedule.
  186. 6:15September, October, October, November.
  187. 6:18So basically September, October,
  188. 6:20November, December is just going to be
  189. 6:22Pokemon 30th celebration. It's going to
  190. 6:24be this for 4 months and pricks scalping
  191. 6:29it for 4 months. [music]
  192. 6:30>> Yeah.
  193. 6:31>> And uh it'll be pretty darn
  194. 6:32insufferable. Of course, it looks great,
  195. 6:35which doesn't help. I wish it looked
  196. 6:37bad.
  197. 6:37>> Yeah. I'm excited for it, but at the
  198. 6:39same time, I'm not excited for it. Yeah,
  199. 6:41>> it's it's like it's a weird cook Pokemon
  200. 6:43situation. You know what I mean?
  201. 6:45>> We're getting cooked though. It's
  202. 6:46different. We're
  203. 6:47>> It feels It feels like I've never
  204. 6:49experienced it, but it feels somewhat
  205. 6:51where you're like, "Oh, great. Now I get
  206. 6:52to watch these pieces of [ __ ] at the
  207. 6:53vending machines and also at the store
  208. 6:55get them." And you just got to watch
  209. 6:58people open and buy it as opposed to
  210. 7:01>> everywhere. It's just you and there's
  211. 7:03nothing I can do. I feel like I'm trying
  212. 7:04to find people. I just got to sit and
  213. 7:07watch these pieces of [ __ ] do it. Oh,
  214. 7:10this is a month ago. We already reacted
  215. 7:11to this.
  216. 7:12>> I've not seen this.
  217. 7:14>> You haven't?
  218. 7:15>> No. Can we go back to the beginning?
  219. 7:17>> Sure. Sure.
  220. 7:18>> Can I have some form of reaction and
  221. 7:20enjoyment?
  222. 7:21>> It's a month old.
  223. 7:23>> Those cards are ugly, by the way. I'm
  224. 7:25just saying I agree with Tyler. He said
  225. 7:26they're ugly and I agree. Also,
  226. 7:28something Brian to take note from this
  227. 7:31set. Every pack, every packy The
  228. 7:34Pikachs. The Pikach.
  229. 7:36>> That's good. That's good. the Pikach.
  230. 7:39>> Okay,
  231. 7:39>> I want the Pikachu cheeks.
  232. 7:41>> Okay, now I can say the information. So,
  233. 7:44every pack comes with a Pikachu. That's
  234. 7:46like a guarantee in every single pack
  235. 7:48you got a Pikachu. Just so you know,
  236. 7:50there's
  237. 7:51>> a full art of the Pikachu.
  238. 7:53>> Yeah, there's different s and then
  239. 7:55there's actually ones that are above
  240. 7:56that. So, they have the illustration
  241. 7:58rares, they have the SS, they have the
  242. 7:59EXs, they have all that stuff, they have
  243. 8:01the comments. But Brian, there's people
  244. 8:03already opening this by the way on
  245. 8:05whatnot streams
  246. 8:06>> there. Are you sure they're not fake?
  247. 8:08>> No, they're real. They're real. They're
  248. 8:10real.
  249. 8:12>> Oh, a tie team.
  250. 8:16>> Team Zum. And these are like some of the
  251. 8:19newest rarest cards that you can get.
  252. 8:23But there is potential that there is
  253. 8:25another set even more rare than this
  254. 8:29one. If Pokemon ever does like
  255. 8:31serialized cards, we're doomed. We're
  256. 8:33literally doomed. Like if there's only a
  257. 8:35hundred of these in existence and it's
  258. 8:37one out of 100. We're It's over. It's so
  259. 8:39[ __ ] over. But yeah, nightmare.
  260. 8:42Absolute nightmare.
  261. 8:45>> Disaster. Look right. Here it is. Here's
  262. 8:48the [ __ ] I wanted to show you.
  263. 8:49>> Oh no.
  264. 8:50>> Here it is. Never before seen RGB Mew
  265. 8:54was allegedly pulled live from a
  266. 8:55Pokemon's 30th celebration set, but no
  267. 8:57one can prove if the card is real or
  268. 8:59not. So that's the card that was pulled.
  269. 9:02And it says in the bottom left BRGB. And
  270. 9:05then someone else, and I just saw this
  271. 9:07today, got the R of the RGB, I think.
  272. 9:11And it's a Charmander. So like red. So
  273. 9:13there's the idea is that different.
  274. 9:17Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So they have different
  275. 9:19>> color palettes.
  276. 9:20>> The issue is this might be the secret
  277. 9:23rare to what they've shown us. And it
  278. 9:26looks hideous, but people do not get
  279. 9:29>> that. That is that is not a nice card.
  280. 9:31People don't care. It's People are not
  281. 9:33going to care about how the card looks.
  282. 9:35It's about the rarity and the value.
  283. 9:36>> They're going to care about the rarity
  284. 9:37of it. Yes. 100%. Similar to the gold
  285. 9:39cards, they're ugly. They're ugly.
  286. 9:41>> If we're saying if we're saying these
  287. 9:42cards are nice, that that is not saying
  288. 9:44they're nice. I don't think anyone is.
  289. 9:45You know what card is it nice when
  290. 9:47people are like, "Is this fake?" You
  291. 9:48know what I mean? It's ugly. It's ugly.
  292. 9:50New video. We've archived and developed
  293. 9:52a documentary for Pokemon Diamond Pearl
  294. 9:54with over 100 neverbeforeseen designs
  295. 9:56and a full breakdown. What the hell?
  296. 9:58What the hell is this? This is a Game
  297. 10:01Freak gift. [laughter] So, this is the
  298. 10:04people who made Pokemon just goofing.
  299. 10:07Just goofing at the office. I like it. I
  300. 10:10like that they had a little bit of fun
  301. 10:11making Pokemon. I thought it was all
  302. 10:13just suffering. That's really cool
  303. 10:15though. That's a dope little
  304. 10:16documentary. Oh, look at that. This is
  305. 10:19Par.
  306. 10:20>> Oh my god. Look at that. Nol [ __ ]
  307. 10:23posture. Holy.
  308. 10:26[laughter] I saw you. That's how my deep
  309. 10:30was made by this guy. I love
  310. 10:31>> Yeah, this guy is deep in the matrix.
  311. 10:34You know, this guy is a coder.
  312. 10:36>> Look [laughter] at that.
  313. 10:38No playing Among Us.
  314. 10:40>> Look, he's practicing. He's practicing
  315. 10:42building the game, testing it out. Look
  316. 10:43at this dude. Okay, we need to watch
  317. 10:45this documentary. We have to do a
  318. 10:46Patreon exclusive video this week,
  319. 10:48Brian. That could be it.
  320. 10:49>> Oh no, you tell me we have to sit and
  321. 10:51watch sit and watch Pokemon Game Freak
  322. 10:53Pokemon.
  323. 10:55That sounds I know. Guys,
  324. 10:57>> please go. Please go join the Patreon to
  325. 11:00support.
  326. 11:00>> I really don't want I don't want to have
  327. 11:02to sit and suffer and people watch me
  328. 11:04suffer. That's going to link down below
  329. 11:06in description.
  330. 11:07>> You want to see something that's going
  331. 11:08to eat your uh wallet, Brian? You ready?
  332. 11:11Yeah. Okay. You like Growllets, right?
  333. 11:13>> Yeah. What if I told you there's going
  334. 11:16to be a Growlet illustration rare in the
  335. 11:18new Storm Emeralda Rayquaza set? And
  336. 11:22there might be an Arcanine S. I It's not
  337. 11:25fully confirmed. It might be confirmed
  338. 11:27by the time this video goes up. I'm just
  339. 11:29saying
  340. 11:31[laughter]
  341. 11:31there's an Arine S.
  342. 11:34>> I'm trying I'm trying not to look up,
  343. 11:36but I just looked I just looked and he
  344. 11:38was talking there and I'm just looking
  345. 11:39at the ground and I'm just like I want
  346. 11:40to take you home. [laughter]
  347. 11:42>> Uh the set comes out in J in Japan in
  348. 11:45like a few days. So then you'll get a a
  349. 11:48full card release, but they have a
  350. 11:50Groudon IR and and a Grout one. Uh those
  351. 11:55>> Okay, fine. Fine, fine, fine, fine. I'll
  352. 11:57buy I'll buy them. I'll buy them. It's
  353. 12:00his fault, not mine. Okay,
  354. 12:02>> but they're also kind of expensive.
  355. 12:05[laughter] The pre Yeah. So, it's really
  356. 12:08bad. It's super bad, bro. It's really
  357. 12:10bad. Just thought I'd show you. Let's
  358. 12:11move on to streamer news. Clvicular.
  359. 12:13He's He's always in the news like every
  360. 12:15[ __ ] week, dude. Yeah. He got in like
  361. 12:17a fight. He got in like some fight with
  362. 12:19a bald dude. You see the bald dude
  363. 12:21there? That's career topless for some
  364. 12:23reason.
  365. 12:24>> Cit citizens arrest.
  366. 12:26>> Is that what's going on?
  367. 12:28>> Yeah.
  368. 12:28>> Yeah, dude. It's kind of rough, man.
  369. 12:30getting getting uh getting physical
  370. 12:33mogged by a bald dude and then his
  371. 12:35friend isn't really doing much and the
  372. 12:37security guy is really doing a good job
  373. 12:39at keeping him back. But the friend
  374. 12:41doesn't seem to be even trying that
  375. 12:43much. What's the friend doing? The
  376. 12:45friend should be trying to, you know, if
  377. 12:47he's an actual friend, help him get up.
  378. 12:49Yeah, I don't think Clevicular has good
  379. 12:51friends.
  380. 12:51>> All you have to do is go for Clvicular's
  381. 12:54weak point, which apparently is his
  382. 12:56ears. Every time I see him, he has a
  383. 12:58clip of like, oh my ear. I just got
  384. 13:00surgery on my ear. Just [ __ ] clap
  385. 13:02slap. Just slap both ears. Perfect
  386. 13:05representation of a brain rod
  387. 13:07generation. His friend is like getting
  388. 13:09put into the back of a police car and
  389. 13:11he's there just making sure he's got
  390. 13:13perfect lighting and angle for his
  391. 13:15stupid [ __ ] face. And his school
  392. 13:17shoes that people used to wear in
  393. 13:18secondary school. It's [music] just so
  394. 13:20cringe, dude. It's so cringe. HS Ticky
  395. 13:22Taki. He's also cringe. Uh, this is the
  396. 13:25most [ __ ] I've seen in a minute. First
  397. 13:27of all, Mr. look max at getting choked
  398. 13:29max by an old age pensioner and taking
  399. 13:31it like [music] this is more cringe more
  400. 13:34cringe with cringe and then I'd like to
  401. 13:38anyone hating to try to have the
  402. 13:40leverage required to wrestle while
  403. 13:43wearing 3 in of height inserts.
  404. 13:45[laughter] We are playing the same game.
  405. 13:48He's trolling with this one. He's got to
  406. 13:50be man's wearing [ __ ] stilettos.
  407. 13:53[laughter]
  408. 13:54>> [gasps]
  409. 13:54>> I'd like to see anyone be able to get
  410. 13:56the leverage when wearing heels.
  411. 13:58[laughter]
  412. 13:58>> Basically,
  413. 14:00>> bro, he looks like Young Sheldon.
  414. 14:04>> Next graduate is Braden Peters,
  415. 14:12>> bro. Type in Young Sheldon.
  416. 14:14>> Oh, yeah. 100% Young Sheldon. I don't
  417. 14:16>> The image of Young Sheldon.
  418. 14:18>> It is. This one right here. [laughter]
  419. 14:21There it is, dude.
  420. 14:24Where is the image of Sheldon?
  421. 14:26>> I think this one's even better.
  422. 14:27>> That's so funny. A university is
  423. 14:30teaching a streaming course. Ah, that'll
  424. 14:32be useful. ASU's officially launched a
  425. 14:34content creation major to teach students
  426. 14:36how to become professional influencers
  427. 14:37and content creators. The program offers
  428. 14:39internships, brand partnerships,
  429. 14:41hands-on training for crews and digital
  430. 14:42media marketing and podcasting, and a
  431. 14:44lot of waste wasted money and debt. What
  432. 14:46does Lwig have to say? This is a flashy
  433. 14:48course name that's sparking a lot of
  434. 14:49discourse, but it's basically ASU's
  435. 14:51communications degree. Repackaged with a
  436. 14:53few content creator courses sprinkled
  437. 14:55in. God help whoever actually goes to do
  438. 14:57that. Asmin Gold got a girlfriend.
  439. 14:59Brian, did you hear about that? He got a
  440. 15:01girlfriend. She a thought. No. No. All
  441. 15:04right. Well,
  442. 15:04>> didn't hear shockingly.
  443. 15:06>> So, Admin Gold reveals his girlfriend.
  444. 15:09Uh, streamer Kais get him a list of
  445. 15:11demands, including showering more and
  446. 15:12cutting his hair shorter. She wants me
  447. 15:14to clean up the house. She said it's
  448. 15:16contaminated. All right. You know what?
  449. 15:18That's like the bare minimum. That is
  450. 15:19really the But so far, she's she's doing
  451. 15:22great. If she can get Asmin Gold to
  452. 15:23shower, she's doing great.
  453. 15:25>> Didn't he have another Asian girl like 6
  454. 15:28months ago?
  455. 15:28>> I don't know. I don't know.
  456. 15:30>> She came in on his stream and was like,
  457. 15:32I can fix him. I I can work with I can
  458. 15:34try and clean this place.
  459. 15:35>> Who the [ __ ] knows? But all I know is
  460. 15:37Adling Gold is a massive gooner. He is a
  461. 15:40huge gooner. There's no doubt. I'd say
  462. 15:42most of the money he spends is on goon
  463. 15:45activity. Imagine finally graduating
  464. 15:46from spy school in China only to find
  465. 15:48out your first assignment is dating a
  466. 15:50man known as the rose sword.
  467. 15:54>> Spy school. Is that what they said?
  468. 15:56[laughter]
  469. 15:57>> Chinese spy school. That's the only way
  470. 16:00that as could get a girlfriend is if
  471. 16:03she's a spy for China. Oh, this is her.
  472. 16:05She posted this. 27 million views for a
  473. 16:08[ __ ] selfie is ridiculous. Holy [ __ ]
  474. 16:12What [ __ ] will do to not work an
  475. 16:14honest job is crazy to me. [laughter]
  476. 16:18Asian women will date anything white
  477. 16:20just to feel like they've made it. What
  478. 16:22[laughter] the [ __ ] dude? These
  479. 16:24comments, These comments are unhinged.
  480. 16:27People without a girlfriend see Aspen
  481. 16:29Gold.
  482. 16:32There's a nonzero chance someone killed
  483. 16:33themselves overseeing this. Good joke,
  484. 16:36Teto. Good job. Good job. Cockroach head
  485. 16:38in Asmin Gold's fridge. Wait, your
  486. 16:40fridge is very clean.
  487. 16:42>> Yeah, it is. Of course, it's clean.
  488. 16:43>> No, never mind. It's
  489. 16:45>> No, it's not. Wait.
  490. 16:46>> Is that a cockroach head? That's a
  491. 16:48[ __ ] cockroach head.
  492. 16:51>> Yeah, actually it is.
  493. 16:55>> How did you know that? How did you know
  494. 16:56that?
  495. 16:57>> Cuz there's a little thing
  496. 16:58>> the pointing. Yeah. No, you're right.
  497. 17:00They actually Oh my god.
  498. 17:02>> Why is it just a head?
  499. 17:04>> Um, so have you ever heard of something
  500. 17:06that I've called before? I've called it
  501. 17:08roach snipping. We're moving on. We're
  502. 17:10moving [laughter] on,
  503. 17:11>> dude. Jesus Christ.
  504. 17:13>> You okay, Brian? What's wrong?
  505. 17:15>> Just just
  506. 17:16>> What's wrong? You're just imagining them
  507. 17:18having sex. I feel like that's what
  508. 17:19you're thinking. You're like, "What does
  509. 17:21go look like having sex with her?" Is
  510. 17:23that what you think?
  511. 17:23>> The rent can't be that high, bro.
  512. 17:26>> Okay. So, apparently, apparently she
  513. 17:29already makes like content [music]
  514. 17:31online. I'm not really sure. Uh but
  515. 17:35somebody posted it somewhere that she
  516. 17:37makes content online. Uh, probably no
  517. 17:40guesses. Somebody somebody told me I
  518. 17:43have absolutely no idea. I don't know
  519. 17:45that. Um, but apparently this this girl
  520. 17:49apparently makes contact on her.
  521. 17:51>> Me personally, I have absolutely no idea
  522. 17:52what kind of contact I am.
  523. 18:00Holy Whoa. Put them away.
  524. 18:02>> Okay, I think we figured out how she
  525. 18:04[laughter] makes money online, Brian. I
  526. 18:06think she fig So she's not with Asmin
  527. 18:08Gold for money.
  528. 18:09>> Yeah,
  529. 18:10>> cuz I think she with that many followers
  530. 18:12and that website, she's probably doing
  531. 18:14just fine.
  532. 18:15>> Yeah, she's probably fine. Yeah, but you
  533. 18:17know, she could always do with more
  534. 18:19people. More people.
  535. 18:20>> She could always do with more money.
  536. 18:23That's true.
  537. 18:23>> We'll see how they're doing in uh 2
  538. 18:25months.
  539. 18:26>> All right, she's based, guys. Let's see.
  540. 18:28Let's see how base she is.
  541. 18:29>> Honestly, I I don't see anything wrong
  542. 18:31[music] with it. So what? you like a guy
  543. 18:34that is successful that makes him
  544. 18:36[music] attractive. I don't see I don't
  545. 18:38see anything wrong with it. It's really
  546. 18:40just survival of the fittest. Not going
  547. 18:42to lie. You know, back in the olden
  548. 18:44days, the male that can hunt the most,
  549. 18:46they get to mate. They get to reproduce.
  550. 18:49They get to
  551. 18:50>> Holy [ __ ] She's [ __ ] Oh no.
  552. 18:53>> He's a He's a hunter. He definitely is a
  553. 18:55hunter. I know what she's trying to say,
  554. 18:56but if this is the modern day Is it the
  555. 18:59modern day champion of the village? is
  556. 19:01is this just say you're [ __ ] him for
  557. 19:03his money. Just [ __ ] don't try make
  558. 19:05analogy based on medieval times. Just
  559. 19:07say you're [ __ ] him for a bit of
  560. 19:08clout and a bit of exposure for just do
  561. 19:10it. Just just say it to him.
  562. 19:12>> But that's what she is kind of saying.
  563. 19:13That is what she's saying. But like
  564. 19:15>> Yeah, but then just say it. Don't give
  565. 19:16this back in the day and the man who
  566. 19:19hunted the most fish got the puss. Don't
  567. 19:21just don't say that.
  568. 19:22>> She's coming across as female Asian
  569. 19:25Andrew Tate. That's basically what I'm
  570. 19:27getting.
  571. 19:28>> This is literally biology. Literally,
  572. 19:31>> it's literally the same thing. I don't
  573. 19:32think there's anything wrong.
  574. 19:34>> Oh, Asmin Gold. You're [ __ ] dude.
  575. 19:36She's dumb as she's dumb as a brick. Oh,
  576. 19:40she's a [ __ ] hell, dude. He's cooked.
  577. 19:42He's cooked. He's cooked. Honestly, it
  578. 19:44was inevitable, dude. Staying inside
  579. 19:46that much is not is not going to make
  580. 19:48you make healthy decisions in life. I
  581. 19:50think Eisman Gold's [ __ ] up. I think
  582. 19:51it's bad, bro. I don't know. That this
  583. 19:54one ain't going to age well. It's not
  584. 19:55going to age well.
  585. 19:56>> It's like It's like you kind of care for
  586. 19:58the guy,
  587. 19:59>> Dude. I I'd like for him to be a good
  588. 20:01example to a lot of the young men that
  589. 20:03watch him, but there's no hope now.
  590. 20:06There's no hope.
  591. 20:09>> You guys get it. You guys
  592. 20:11>> I'm disappointed. Really genuinely
  593. 20:13disappointed. There's nothing [ __ ]
  594. 20:15based about their relationship in the
  595. 20:17slightest. I think it's peak modernistic
  596. 20:20hedenism. That's just literally what it
  597. 20:22is. There's nothing based at all. And
  598. 20:24it's just cringe as [ __ ] that people
  599. 20:25will call this based. I don't know who's
  600. 20:27more [ __ ] her or the people that
  601. 20:29listened to her and thought it was
  602. 20:30smart. It's really hard to know.
  603. 20:31Anyways, let's move on. EDP445
  604. 20:34documentary trailer just dropped. Guess
  605. 20:37we've got another Patreon video in the
  606. 20:39pipeline there [laughter] for
  607. 20:41>> I think so.
  608. 20:43>> Oh [ __ ] that makes me think of the Left
  609. 20:464 Dead 2 loading screen.
  610. 20:48>> 13.
  611. 20:53>> How did they get EDP to stand there?
  612. 20:55How'd you get him to do that? Totally
  613. 20:57not AI.
  614. 21:00>> Or maybe they did.
  615. 21:01>> Pick up a cupcake.
  616. 21:04>> I was just picking up a cupcake.
  617. 21:06>> ADP 445.
  618. 21:10>> Oh [ __ ] The aerial for you drone
  619. 21:12>> that place to have with a 13-year-old.
  620. 21:17>> Oh man.
  621. 21:18>> Your discretion is advised. You know
  622. 21:20this is dude's a perverted dude.
  623. 21:24EVP soliciting from who he thinks is an
  624. 21:27underage kid.
  625. 21:30[laughter]
  626. 21:31>> Who the the body double is unnecessary.
  627. 21:36>> Completely innocent.
  628. 21:38>> So what advice would I give to445?
  629. 21:42You need to stop [snorts]
  630. 21:44doing this documentary.
  631. 21:48>> Innocence away. You know,
  632. 21:53>> they actually did get EDP to be in a
  633. 21:56documentary about himself.
  634. 21:58>> I mean,
  635. 21:59>> hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold
  636. 22:01on. They actually [ __ ] He actually
  637. 22:04approved to do this.
  638. 22:05>> Why do you think you wanted to add to a
  639. 22:0713-year-old?
  640. 22:08>> I mean, the reason why I wanted to have
  641. 22:09a 13-year-old is already [ __ ] clear.
  642. 22:19What the hell, dude?
  643. 22:22[laughter and gasps]
  644. 22:22>> He was talking to 13 and 12 year olds.
  645. 22:25[ __ ] all that.
  646. 22:28>> What the hell?
  647. 22:31What the heck, dude?
  648. 22:34>> You [ __ ] break my ass because I'm
  649. 22:36still standing, [ __ ]
  650. 22:40[snorts and gasps]
  651. 22:40>> Oh, yeah. August 9th. Oh, I'll be there.
  652. 22:44Oh, I'll be there. Wherever there is.
  653. 22:47Well, Brian, that's got to be a it's got
  654. 22:49to be another Patreon right there. I
  655. 22:51think that's a pretty interesting
  656. 22:52[laughter] one. [sighs]
  657. 22:56>> I'm still I'm still like my toes are
  658. 22:58curling from the the sentence. I think
  659. 23:00it's pretty [ __ ] clear. [laughter]
  660. 23:02>> Yeah, you don't have to say it, but
  661. 23:04yeah, I know what sentence you're
  662. 23:05talking about.
  663. 23:06>> No, I didn't say the whole sentence.
  664. 23:07Okay.
  665. 23:07>> Yeah, don't say the whole sentence,
  666. 23:08please.
  667. 23:11Mpad is a trackpad for your tongue. Oh,
  668. 23:14damn. That's kind of insane.
  669. 23:17>> You can go down on your misses and you
  670. 23:19can play Overwatch too at the same time,
  671. 23:23>> right? [laughter]
  672. 23:26>> This I think this guy's talking about
  673. 23:27you then, Brian. These type of
  674. 23:28technological advances start with
  675. 23:30disabled people in mind and then the
  676. 23:31tech bros get a hold of it and becomes a
  677. 23:33danger to society. [laughter]
  678. 23:35>> Well, yeah, there's some Yeah, this is
  679. 23:37kind of like the meta glasses. You know,
  680. 23:39if you're secretly recording with
  681. 23:41glasses on, what else could you be
  682. 23:42doing? you know.
  683. 23:44>> Yeah.
  684. 23:44>> Some kind of Raspberry Pi hacking
  685. 23:46device. You go up to someone, you're
  686. 23:47talking, and then while you're close to
  687. 23:49them, they're there hacking your [ __ ]
  688. 23:50while just like, you know, they're
  689. 23:51finger banging with their tongue the the
  690. 23:53keypad and they're doing some crazy
  691. 23:55[ __ ] Yeah. Like this. Like they're just
  692. 23:57there talking to you and doing this.
  693. 23:59[laughter]
  694. 24:00Waiting on the two-player
  695. 24:01[clears throat] version. [ __ ] hell.
  696. 24:03Mario Kart handsfree on Nintendo Switch.
  697. 24:05What the hell? What the Okay, this is
  698. 24:08kind of bonkers. Is he actually able to
  699. 24:10drive 50cc? That's not really
  700. 24:12impressive. I will say put it at 150 and
  701. 24:14add some drifting. Then I'll be
  702. 24:16impressed. Okay, let's see. Oh, but it's
  703. 24:19also got the auto steer and other stuff
  704. 24:21like that. But this is still pretty
  705. 24:23good.
  706. 24:24>> There's no there's no auto steer.
  707. 24:26>> Stops you driving into the corner. Yes,
  708. 24:28there is. Oh, wait. No, there isn't.
  709. 24:30Never mind.
  710. 24:30>> There's no antenna.
  711. 24:31>> Oh my gosh. Actually, this is even more
  712. 24:33impressive now. So, it you just got to
  713. 24:35get really good with your tongue. But
  714. 24:37hey, this guy, not going to lie.
  715. 24:39>> Oh, he drifted there. Oh, did he drift
  716. 24:42at the end? There he did a little bit.
  717. 24:44>> Yeah, right here at the there. He did a
  718. 24:46bit of drifting. You know what? Sick.
  719. 24:48It's kind of very impressive. You love
  720. 24:50to see it. Uh COD Emblems. Yeah, COD
  721. 24:53Emblems.
  722. 24:54>> Yeah.
  723. 24:54>> Uh this is what's on COD TV right now.
  724. 24:57Brian, remember COD TV?
  725. 24:58>> Yeah, I do.
  726. 24:59>> This is COD TV now.
  727. 25:01>> Nice. Oh, nice.
  728. 25:03>> People are very busy with buried for
  729. 25:04some reason.
  730. 25:07>> Very busy with buried. How I lose lag
  731. 25:10and slurs. Well, one slur, right?
  732. 25:12Fantastic. Fantastic stuff. Really,
  733. 25:14really something else. This one's kind
  734. 25:17of clean, though.
  735. 25:18>> That's kind of awesome.
  736. 25:19>> That's surpris [laughter] Okay, how do
  737. 25:21you copy emblems again? Cuz uh
  738. 25:24>> it looks like they put him in an episode
  739. 25:25of Archer. Do you remember Archer?
  740. 25:27>> Yes.
  741. 25:28>> Does that not look like him cameoing in
  742. 25:31an episode of Archer?
  743. 25:32>> Yes. A hide players emblem option has
  744. 25:35been added to Black Ops 1 PlayStation
  745. 25:37port in the new update.
  746. 25:39>> Oh my gosh. Disabling emblems. I agree.
  747. 25:42Mcnasty Ian Garry did a podcast Ryan and
  748. 25:46he was very insufferable. There is like
  749. 25:49a clip. Here it is.
  750. 25:51>> Like if the world was run by women, we'd
  751. 25:53all live in a better world. Like it
  752. 25:54would all be simpler and easier. That's
  753. 25:56the fact of the matter. Whether you want
  754. 25:57to agree with it or not, or you think,
  755. 25:59whatever it is, if women ruled the world
  756. 26:01and we just listen to them and let them
  757. 26:04take over,
  758. 26:05>> it would be an easy one.
  759. 26:06>> Here, here. Did I just Yeah, but he's
  760. 26:09just here.
  761. 26:10>> He's got him on the podcast. He's got a
  762. 26:11high-end UFC fighter on his podcast.
  763. 26:13He's just probably, you know what I
  764. 26:15mean? He's just going I wouldn't get be
  765. 26:17too harsh to him. He's just Yeah. Yeah.
  766. 26:19Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's like the new the
  767. 26:20new and I said sure. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
  768. 26:22Yeah. Yeah. Here. here.
  769. 26:26>> Isn't that that's crazy? That's massive
  770. 26:30mental cockery going on there. I feel
  771. 26:32like, and this is maybe maybe this is a
  772. 26:34bit sexist, but I feel like there's this
  773. 26:36innate yearning to try and lead by
  774. 26:40example in men. I I I think in good men
  775. 26:43specifically, they almost they want to
  776. 26:46be in that leadership position so that
  777. 26:48they can lead in in a good way. And then
  778. 26:50there's cucks like this. I'm not saying
  779. 26:52that like women can't help it. You
  780. 26:54shouldn't listen to that. But it's like
  781. 26:55the opposite of equality. It's just
  782. 26:57going from all men in control to all
  783. 26:59women in control and then thinking
  784. 27:00that's a good idea. What's going on in
  785. 27:02Germany? Let's have a look. Let's have a
  786. 27:04look. A dog photographer has lost a
  787. 27:06copyright case over an AI generated
  788. 27:08version of her image. A German court
  789. 27:10ruled that transforming someone else's
  790. 27:12image with AI does not constitute as
  791. 27:14copyright infringement. Damn, that's
  792. 27:16crazy. This is going to give AI so much.
  793. 27:19>> So much power and leeway. Look at a
  794. 27:21caption just saying, "If I were Germany,
  795. 27:23I'd be treating my artists with a lot
  796. 27:25more respect." [laughter]
  797. 27:27[gasps] Come on, you get the joke,
  798. 27:28right? Hitler. Hitler. Hitler.
  799. 27:31[laughter]
  800. 27:31It's Hitler.
  801. 27:32>> He was Austrian.
  802. 27:34>> Whatever. Who the [ __ ] cares? Hitler for
  803. 27:36no joke. Hitler.
  804. 27:39>> I can't wait for the remaster. Let's go.
  805. 27:43[laughter]
  806. 27:43>> Enter me, Link.
  807. 27:46>> The great butt plug. Enter. By the way,
  808. 27:50I sent this I sent this for DN. I
  809. 27:52thought it'd be a great little palette
  810. 27:53cleanser. Turns out it was PlayStation
  811. 27:56gaming news. I really need a [ __ ]
  812. 27:58pee, though. All right, Brian. I need I
  813. 28:00need a pee. I need a pee.
  814. 28:03>> It's bad. It's bad. I just have to have
  815. 28:06whatever you want.
  816. 28:08>> That's That's great. Yeah. Terrorism.com
  817. 28:10and merch ends this Friday, the 31st.
  818. 28:12Get it now. This better be in the
  819. 28:14goddamn video. Last push, guys.
  820. 28:16terrorism.com.
  821. 28:18good.com. It also works by going there.
  822. 28:20Okay, now on with the news. Get the
  823. 28:22merch. Imagine announcing you're going
  824. 28:24fully digital and while the world still
  825. 28:25hates you for it, your platform goes
  826. 28:26down for hours, rendering all digital
  827. 28:28games useless. Did we not talk about
  828. 28:30this? Did we not talk about it? One, the
  829. 28:31fact that they're still selling the
  830. 28:33goddamn attachment for the PS5 slim
  831. 28:36version, whatever, the digital one, and
  832. 28:38then you can add the little add-on to
  833. 28:39read the disc reader. And then we talked
  834. 28:40about how, you know, a service that got
  835. 28:42hacked I don't know how many times. I
  836. 28:44have no attraction towards uh
  837. 28:46PlayStation. Oh, it's your money, guys.
  838. 28:48And the thing is, when it comes out
  839. 28:50still, did he just fall?
  840. 28:52>> All righty. I'm back.
  841. 28:54>> Did you wash your hands?
  842. 28:55>> Absolutely [ __ ] not. Now, where are
  843. 28:57we? Um, so [laughter] PlayStation
  844. 29:00Network is experiencing issues for
  845. 29:02hours. There's always like online stuff
  846. 29:04with PlayStation going down and and
  847. 29:06whatnot. Remember the old classic Lizard
  848. 29:08Squad or Lizard something where they
  849. 29:10took [music] over they took down
  850. 29:11PlayStation and they were like super
  851. 29:13proud about it on Twitter?
  852. 29:14>> Yeah. I I didn't mention any of this to
  853. 29:16to them while you're peeing while you're
  854. 29:18on your little your little pee pe.
  855. 29:20>> Okay.
  856. 29:20>> Yeah, they're notorious for going down
  857. 29:21and losing service, getting hacked, data
  858. 29:24leaks.
  859. 29:24>> Yeah, but the thing that is even
  860. 29:27crazier, and I am so against this, I I
  861. 29:29couldn't be more against this if I
  862. 29:32tried. PS6 controllers might feature
  863. 29:34digital buttons. According to an early
  864. 29:36Sony patent, players could resize, move,
  865. 29:38and place control buttons wherever they
  866. 29:40want. What an absolute disaster this
  867. 29:43would be. where it's just like a screen
  868. 29:46where it's like a screen. The controller
  869. 29:48will be a screen and you can customize
  870. 29:50it a ton and move it up, move it down,
  871. 29:51move the buttons around, blah blah blah
  872. 29:53blah disaster. Absolutely. Nobody asked.
  873. 29:56I hope they see this. I hope there's an
  874. 29:59employee high up enough in Sony to see
  875. 30:01this, see the hate and be like, "Abort,
  876. 30:05abort. Email out. Cancel. Abort." Like,
  877. 30:08I hope that happens.
  878. 30:09>> Oh, that is horrific.
  879. 30:13This little dog [ __ ]
  880. 30:14>> This little dog. It works cuz of that,
  881. 30:17>> bro.
  882. 30:19>> That is disgusting. Just the thoughts of
  883. 30:21not being able to feel the button.
  884. 30:23>> Sorry, you can't press the circle button
  885. 30:25at the moment. The PSN servers are
  886. 30:27currently experiencing issues. Imagine
  887. 30:30Xbox on the other hand. What are the
  888. 30:32Xbox doing, Brian? Hm. Interesting. New
  889. 30:35tech shouldn't mean leaving behind old
  890. 30:37games. Today, Xbox is launching new
  891. 30:39tech. So, you can play OG Xbox games you
  892. 30:41own, but now on PC and handhiles.
  893. 30:44Beautiful. Ooh.
  894. 30:45>> So, there's four original Xbox titles
  895. 30:47across supported PCs and handhelds today
  896. 30:49with more on the way. These are the
  897. 30:50ones. Conquer stands out for me. They're
  898. 30:53like the opposite company now. Xbox.
  899. 30:55>> Isn't that what we said? I said, I hope
  900. 30:57they just look at PlayStation and be
  901. 30:59like, "Oh, okay. Well, how about we just
  902. 31:01do everything they're not doing?" Yeah.
  903. 31:03Okay. You're just going to get so many
  904. 31:05people from uh the Sony market just to
  905. 31:07go over to Xbox.
  906. 31:08>> Yeah. But the easiest move ever. Just
  907. 31:10let them keep making their moves first.
  908. 31:11The controller. I'd be attacking the
  909. 31:13controller now. I'd be showing pattons
  910. 31:14of like thumb sticks, buttons, buttons
  911. 31:16galore. Nothing to do with anything like
  912. 31:19what Sony are doing. Sony are just doing
  913. 31:20like L after L after L.
  914. 31:22>> I don't know if you think this one's an
  915. 31:24L or a W, though. Microsoft is now
  916. 31:26testing free Xbox cloud gaming with ads
  917. 31:29for insiders. Players will have to watch
  918. 31:31an ad before they can play for an hour.
  919. 31:33if it Yeah. I honestly if there's people
  920. 31:35out there that would do it.
  921. 31:37>> Yeah. If there's people if there's
  922. 31:38people that don't want to pay for a new
  923. 31:40game or can't afford a game.
  924. 31:42>> I'd have to see what the like the model
  925. 31:44the like what is the payment model. You
  926. 31:46buy it and then you have no ads or
  927. 31:48something like that. If people want to
  928. 31:50do an ad version and completely up to
  929. 31:52them, you know, it's like on on like on
  930. 31:54apps you can get a free version, you
  931. 31:56watch ads or else and if you like it you
  932. 31:58can just pay for the full version and
  933. 31:59then you have no ads. So, you know,
  934. 32:01maybe it does work for some people.
  935. 32:02>> A lot of mobile games. A lot.
  936. 32:06>> Yeah. So, if if it works for people and
  937. 32:07they want to do it, as long as it's not
  938. 32:09compulsory for everyone or something, I
  939. 32:11I don't see why not.
  940. 32:13>> All right. So, Mecca Chameleon, some
  941. 32:15drama for them. There's a lot of dog
  942. 32:17[ __ ] maps on Mecha Chameleon Workshop.
  943. 32:20Like 99.9% of them are actually
  944. 32:23terrible. But there is one that if you
  945. 32:25downloaded it, it probably would have
  946. 32:26been terrible for you in more ways than
  947. 32:28just wasting your time. So apparently
  948. 32:30there was a custom map for Mecha
  949. 32:32Chameleon. Loading the map quietly
  950. 32:34writes a Windows command file into the
  951. 32:35player document [music] folder which
  952. 32:37then opens PowerShell in an invisible
  953. 32:39window and tries to download a second
  954. 32:40script from a server. And uh yeah, how
  955. 32:43bad is this Brian out of 10?
  956. 32:45>> Uh in terms of Steam, it's a 10 out of
  957. 32:4710 bad cuz if this one got true, how
  958. 32:50many other ones have not been picked up?
  959. 32:53>> Uhhuh. Uh, and then also in terms of
  960. 32:56Steam and developers, this is a scary
  961. 32:58thing in terms of workshop where this
  962. 33:00might make it even harder like with the
  963. 33:03real big success for Mechamed is the
  964. 33:05workshop and people being able to make
  965. 33:07cool maps. These kind of things
  966. 33:08happening is only going to make it more,
  967. 33:10I guess, difficult for games to be able
  968. 33:12to allow more workshop maps to be done
  969. 33:15by the community. Because of this,
  970. 33:16they're going to have to have more
  971. 33:17filter systems where people uh where all
  972. 33:19the maps have to go through uh much more
  973. 33:21phases of testing and checking and
  974. 33:24scanning for malware.
  975. 33:25>> Yeah. You can't just make a map and post
  976. 33:27it. You'll have to make a map, submit
  977. 33:29it, then the data will have to be
  978. 33:31analyzed, and then it'll have to get
  979. 33:34posted.
  980. 33:34>> Yeah. But like maybe, you know,
  981. 33:36hopefully this could be a good thing
  982. 33:37where they actually put up the correct
  983. 33:39kind of uh protocols in order to make
  984. 33:41this more safe. But I'm more concerned
  985. 33:43with if this happened now, what other
  986. 33:45ones have happened before? Cuz like, you
  987. 33:47know, think about it. A lot of content
  988. 33:48creators, a lot of people like download
  989. 33:50these maps. It is kind of a scary thing
  990. 33:52that people can just, you know, slip
  991. 33:54this in there.
  992. 33:55>> Basically, the map Laser Tag Neon shown
  993. 33:57in the article has now been removed by
  994. 33:59the Steam Workshop. Unfortunately, it
  995. 34:00seems that new malicious maps have been
  996. 34:02uploaded, so the thread is still active.
  997. 34:03And then this is the dev of Mecha
  998. 34:05Chameleon. The vulnerability has been
  999. 34:07fixed in today's update, version 3.1.0,
  1000. 34:09so there are no longer any issues. We've
  1001. 34:11also confirmed using developer
  1002. 34:12privileges that the map where in the map
  1003. 34:15in question has been disabled in the
  1004. 34:17latest version. And on top of this
  1005. 34:19issue, I think their Discord got hacked.
  1006. 34:22>> One of the devs, he downloaded the map
  1007. 34:24or whatever to test it or whatever, and
  1008. 34:26then their Discord got taken over.
  1009. 34:28>> The [ __ ] irony. So, here's a
  1010. 34:30screenshot of a lot of complicated words
  1011. 34:32for smart people to understand things,
  1012. 34:35but we're stupid. Uh, well, I am anyway.
  1013. 34:37Uh, Brian probably would understand
  1014. 34:39this, though. Brian, look at this and
  1015. 34:40see if you understand it. If you're able
  1016. 34:42to, you know.
  1017. 34:42>> Okay. Safety measures against mod maps
  1018. 34:44said the issue this time was that the
  1019. 34:46mod maps allow free execution of URLs.
  1020. 34:48Okay. Well, that's probably not great.
  1021. 34:50Uh, so it just basically automatically
  1022. 34:52if there's a URL, it would just
  1023. 34:54basically run the URL and the ability to
  1024. 34:56create files which posed a problem. To
  1025. 34:58address this, we restricted executable
  1026. 35:00URLs only HTTPS uh and specific domains.
  1027. 35:04Oh, okay. And also made it impossible.
  1028. 35:07So I guess if this like more of a
  1029. 35:08private owned domain, you'd need like
  1030. 35:10you know there'll be like big domains
  1031. 35:11like let's say Twitter for example kind
  1032. 35:13of big corporateowned ones instead of
  1033. 35:15like your own private domain like
  1034. 35:17terror.com for example or Dr. Dougler or
  1035. 35:19something like that that they don't
  1036. 35:20trust those. You need a certificate uh
  1037. 35:23on some domains. Are you listening?
  1038. 35:26No.
  1039. 35:28I've titus [laughter]
  1040. 35:32play soccer while drunk in this ragd
  1041. 35:34doll physics-based sports game. Have you
  1042. 35:36played drunken FC? It sounds like it.
  1043. 35:38>> No, I saw I saw this though.
  1044. 35:41>> And he misses.
  1045. 35:43>> This is the Irish football team
  1046. 35:45qualifying for the World Cup.
  1047. 35:46>> Oh, that's so close just there.
  1048. 35:50[laughter]
  1049. 35:51>> Imagine playing this dr playing this
  1050. 35:52while also drunk.
  1051. 35:55>> Could be hilarious.
  1052. 35:57>> I'm I'm kind of surprised that our group
  1053. 35:59doesn't do any drunken gaming videos.
  1054. 36:04>> That looks A foul? I can't really tell.
  1055. 36:07>> You know, pasta' be down.
  1056. 36:08>> I can't believe it. Managed to score a
  1057. 36:10goal.
  1058. 36:12>> This is epic.
  1059. 36:16>> Maybe drinking a beer gives you more
  1060. 36:18power and speed, but less control,
  1061. 36:21[laughter]
  1062. 36:21>> you know, like [gasps] pretty good. That
  1063. 36:23looks pretty sick. Yeah, that's dope.
  1064. 36:26New Euron note designs revealed. Ah,
  1065. 36:28yes. The Euro.
  1066. 36:30>> Oh my jeez, I JUST LOOKED UP. WHAT THE
  1067. 36:33>> WHAT IS THIS? I don't think you heard
  1068. 36:35what I said either.
  1069. 36:38They're redesigning the Euros.
  1070. 36:41Not like it needed to be redesigned.
  1071. 36:44>> I don't think I don't think it needed,
  1072. 36:46>> but I don't know what what they're going
  1073. 36:48to do with it and why, but I've also do
  1074. 36:51not remember there being a€ 100 note. Is
  1075. 36:53that a thing now, Brian? A€ 100 note?
  1076. 36:58>> One and 500.
  1077. 37:00>> So now they're bringing in a 200 now.
  1078. 37:02They're bringing in a 200. They're
  1079. 37:04bringing in a 200.
  1080. 37:05>> Yeah, I don't think a 200 existed. I
  1081. 37:08think it went 100 and then I thought a
  1082. 37:10500. It was purple. The 500.
  1083. 37:12>> Hold on. All right. Okay.
  1084. 37:13>> Look up the current ones. I'm pretty
  1085. 37:14sure 500 is purple.
  1086. 37:16>> Let's just type in all your notes. No,
  1087. 37:18they do have a 200.
  1088. 37:19>> I've never seen I have never seen a 200
  1089. 37:22in I've seen 500. I never I don't think
  1090. 37:26I've seen 100. I've only ever seen the
  1091. 37:28top four. 5 10 20 and 50. I've never
  1092. 37:30seen the green, yellow, or whatever [ __ ]
  1093. 37:32that is in the bottom. That's fake
  1094. 37:33money. That's monopoly money. I don't
  1095. 37:34believe it.
  1096. 37:35>> I've seen I've seen a 500.
  1097. 37:37>> When [laughter] did you see
  1098. 37:37terrorist.com?
  1099. 37:38>> When did terrorist.com?
  1100. 37:39>> That's where he saw 500.
  1101. 37:42>> If I pulled out all your guys'
  1102. 37:43[clears throat] money from the bank
  1103. 37:44account and went [laughter] gambling in
  1104. 37:46[ __ ] Vegas
  1105. 37:48>> and then I lost it. It's all gone.
  1106. 37:49>> It's all gone.
  1107. 37:50>> All right. Time to do more merch. Okay.
  1108. 37:52Well, people are getting a little
  1109. 37:53creative. The the obviously the European
  1110. 37:56Union, they're like, "Explore the
  1111. 37:57proposals and tell us which ones you
  1112. 37:59prefer." So, people have come up with
  1113. 38:01their own designs, Brian. And you can
  1114. 38:02see this is one of them. This is one of
  1115. 38:04them. That's one. Um I think we might be
  1116. 38:07able to go to quotes and find some more.
  1117. 38:09Oops. Let's have a look. Let's go.
  1118. 38:12>> Jesus Christ.
  1119. 38:13>> Let's go to view activity. Is that here?
  1120. 38:15There's There's this
  1121. 38:16>> the plastic bottle with the with the
  1122. 38:18lid.
  1123. 38:19>> Ooh, Yu-Gi-Oh ones.
  1124. 38:20>> That's [ __ ] sick.
  1125. 38:22>> Yu-Gi-Oh ones.
  1126. 38:23>> That is sick. [laughter]
  1127. 38:25>> They become like collectibles then. Oh,
  1128. 38:29people are making them Catholic
  1129. 38:30churches.
  1130. 38:32>> [laughter and gasps]
  1131. 38:32>> That would I agree. I agree.
  1132. 38:34>> Yeah. Cathedral. Yeah. Cathedrals. Yes.
  1133. 38:36>> All right. Let's see. Let's see what uh
  1134. 38:38[laughter]
  1135. 38:40>> what's what's it
  1136. 38:42stressing from money? [laughter]
  1137. 38:45>> Stressing about money and then the old
  1138. 38:47people enjoying life and then
  1139. 38:49>> retirement. Yeah. Yeah. The probably the
  1140. 38:52worst thing you can do is go on Twitter
  1141. 38:53and ask for suggestions.
  1142. 38:55>> This guy's just like, "Look at this.
  1143. 38:57Foolproof. Foolproof. Nobody can copy
  1144. 38:59these at all. What did Trump do?
  1145. 39:01>> But after hearing the gunshots, many
  1146. 39:03people yelled, "Get down. Get down."
  1147. 39:07Which caused Nicki Minaj to start
  1148. 39:11twerking. Do you believe?
  1149. 39:12>> Okay, we're moving on.
  1150. 39:16We got some fan art. We got some fan
  1151. 39:18art. Brian, I'm not a [ __ ] fan of
  1152. 39:20this fan art. I'll tell you that. Not a
  1153. 39:22fan of this fanat fat art.
  1154. 39:26[laughter and gasps] The fat art.
  1155. 39:29Is that you and I? Is it?
  1156. 39:31>> I don't. [laughter]
  1157. 39:32Okay, a few more things, then I got to
  1158. 39:34get back to art fight and animator.
  1159. 39:35Okay, there we go. There's some nice
  1160. 39:37Thank you. Thank you for some nice fan
  1161. 39:40art that isn't gay. Appreciate that. Um,
  1162. 39:43also appreciate everyone on Patreon that
  1163. 39:44come out to today to watch this video.
  1164. 39:47And maybe you got to the end of the
  1165. 39:48video, maybe you didn't, but I want to
  1166. 39:50thank people.
  1167. 39:50>> That sounded like Donald Trump. Maybe
  1168. 39:52you made it to the end, maybe you
  1169. 39:54didn't. Thank you so much. Thank you,
  1170. 39:56Nicki Minaj. Big dirty big fat ass. It's
  1171. 40:00so floppy. Get down. Get down. Thank you
  1172. 40:02so much. Follow us on Patreon. Link is
  1173. 40:04down below. Thank you for watching. This
  1174. 40:06has been a great news report by me and
  1175. 40:08this autistic Irish guy. We're great
  1176. 40:11people. Great people. Like, subscribe.
  1177. 40:13We'll see you all next time. There you
  1178. 40:14go.
  1179. 40:14>> Yeah. And I want to thank uh Skele
  1180. 40:17Skelly Bones and Skeleik for supporting
  1181. 40:20us. Appreciate you guys.
  1182. 40:23>> Hit the end of the video. Like,
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