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- 0:00Welcome folks to today's episode of TNN
- 0:02in which I'm bringing back intros that's
- 0:04right to add some energy. We've got
- 0:07Pokemon news this week mainly to what's
- 0:10coming up and the scalper issues and all
- 0:12this crazy crazy stuff in Pokemon. We
- 0:15also got some streamer news and we got
- 0:17more gaming news. That's it really guys.
- 0:20There's a bit here and there and
- 0:21everywhere but that's it. Now that's
- 0:23great intro. That's something great
- 0:24intro. It's We're so back. [laughter]
- 0:29>> Pokemon news. Who could have put that
- 0:32there? The caption on this one is
- 0:34scalpers have given corporations an
- 0:36excuse to start privatized match
- 0:38surveillance.
- 0:39>> A bit to unpack there. Pokémon stores in
- 0:41Japan to roll out mandatory facial
- 0:44recognition to block resellers and
- 0:46scalping. I'm sure they're going to find
- 0:48a ways around that. They definitely
- 0:50will. From July 31st to August 16th,
- 0:52five temporary Pokemon card stores will
- 0:54enforce the system. And there's the name
- 0:56of them there. Anyone elementary school
- 0:58age or older must undergo when children
- 1:01must undergo facial recognition both at
- 1:04the door and receiving a Q ticket.
- 1:06Preschool children read exempt, but must
- 1:09be accompanied by a guardian. Children,
- 1:11guys. Yeah, those scalping children.
- 1:14Yeah, we got to get those scalping
- 1:15children. I see you 12 years old
- 1:17flipping Ascended Heroes, you little
- 1:19[ __ ]
- 1:21What the [ __ ] This should only apply to
- 1:2318 plus. Only apply. That's insane.
- 1:27Okay, let's see. What's the core rules?
- 1:30One entry and one Q ticket per person
- 1:33per day. The system flags any second
- 1:35attempt the same day and denies access.
- 1:37Temporary exits require staff
- 1:39notifications. Leaving without clearance
- 1:41permanently blocks re-entry that day.
- 1:43You can pause and read, guys. people
- 1:45with the tism, the lawism, the legal
- 1:47tism. Feel free to pause and read. Pause
- 1:49and read. Thoughts, Brian.
- 1:51>> Yeah, I I'm not a fan of facial
- 1:52recognition to be honest.
- 1:54>> Or scalpers. Let's be where that's we
- 1:57wear that.
- 1:57>> Yes. It's like fighting evil with evil
- 1:59here. I I wonder if um the facial
- 2:01recognition thing is also kind of not a
- 2:03cost cutting way, but instead of having
- 2:05staff and people to actually, you know,
- 2:07maintain this, it's kind of like um I
- 2:09don't know. It's kind of dystopian. I I
- 2:11I don't like it. Maybe I watch too much
- 2:13Black Mirror. I feel I feel like no
- 2:14matter what I say, I'm going to You
- 2:16can't win in this one. This one's an
- 2:18awful one to have an opinion in. Like if
- 2:19you're on one side, then the other side
- 2:20is awful. If you're on the other side,
- 2:22then the other side is equally awful.
- 2:23Yeah. I I don't know. Like going into
- 2:26the airport, that clear, you know, that
- 2:27clear blue thing. There's like this
- 2:29facial and
- 2:30>> eye stand there and you look at it and
- 2:32then you're like, "Come on, okay." There
- 2:35is facial recognition in airports. That
- 2:37that's that's a fact.
- 2:39>> Yeah, it is. What?
- 2:40>> Yeah. To buy Pokémon packs.
- 2:41>> Yeah, you're going to point this. Is
- 2:43this real? Did you need to go this far?
- 2:46>> Is this the entry point? And then next
- 2:47thing you know, you're you're going to
- 2:48need it everywhere.
- 2:50>> Japan is launching a government team to
- 2:52fight sculpers in fake cards in popular
- 2:54card games. Actually, massive W. Great.
- 2:58Especially the fake cards cuz fake
- 3:01cards, it it should be crazy illegal.
- 3:04like the the amount of scamming that
- 3:06comes from fake cards and the amount of
- 3:09uh like quality increase to fake cards
- 3:11is super dangerous and I think it it
- 3:14should straight up you should go to
- 3:16jail. You should go to jail. If you're
- 3:17printing fake cards and selling them as
- 3:19real, go to jail. Scalpers, that's a
- 3:22trickier one, but if you're breaking the
- 3:24law to then scalp, they can go to jail.
- 3:26>> New legislation. If if Japan Japan is
- 3:29taking things very seriously Japan seems
- 3:31to be car in terms of addressing
- 3:34>> but they treat these kind of entities as
- 3:36something very serious you know it's a
- 3:37it's a big export it's a big commodity
- 3:39like it's a criminal organization
- 3:41>> so so set up proper legislation around
- 3:43it and then hopefully other countries
- 3:45will follow suit
- 3:46>> scalping is a gray area though very gray
- 3:48>> yeah it is it's a new area that people
- 3:50are utilizing and taking advantage of
- 3:51who knows in 10 years there could be
- 3:53like a new law a new law that passes and
- 3:55and then [music] we can finally say
- 3:57goodbye eye to these pieces of [ __ ] I'm
- 3:59really I don't know. I I feel like I'm
- 4:00really dis not that I don't care about
- 4:03Pokemon, but because of scalpers, I've
- 4:04really lost my care. I just feel like
- 4:06it's just going to keep getting worse
- 4:08until something really big happens to
- 4:10fix it.
- 4:10>> I think for me, the issue isn't so much
- 4:13the scalpers as it is the greed of the
- 4:16scalpers where they'll get something for
- 4:19150 bucks and they're looking to sell it
- 4:20for $300 and then just people are like,
- 4:23I guess that's the market price. That's
- 4:25the market price. $300. And I was like,
- 4:28if you got it for maybe 150 from the
- 4:31store and you sold it for 200, I'm like,
- 4:33yeah, you know, I'm not going to be too
- 4:35upset about that. I'm not going to be
- 4:36too upset. But you're saying numbers,
- 4:40ridiculous numbers.
- 4:41>> I still think 50 is too much of a profit
- 4:43to make on that. I think if $25. My
- 4:46issue is the likes of GameStop. I had an
- 4:48issue where I went in, did a pre-order
- 4:50with GameStop because I've got the
- 4:51GameStop membership, so you can order
- 4:52more units and at a at a better price. I
- 4:55pre-ordered black. What's it called?
- 4:57Black
- 4:58>> flare. Black.
- 4:59>> Pitch black. Anyway, pitch black. Yeah,
- 5:01maybe it's pitch black. I don't know. I
- 5:02just ordered it, man. I just ordered. I
- 5:04said, "Give me that." I didn't read it.
- 5:06And then we went back. They rang us up,
- 5:07said, "Your pre-order is here." I went
- 5:09in. They tried to charge me a new rate
- 5:11because the price of the market of the
- 5:14ETVs and such had changed since the
- 5:16pre-order. Like, what the You serious?
- 5:18So, you agree a price, you pre-order the
- 5:20Gamecane.
- 5:23So, I I'm I don't think I'm ever going
- 5:25to shop with GameStop after that one. I
- 5:26was just like I was actually in shock
- 5:28when he was trying to I was like, "No,
- 5:30no, no, no." And he goes, "Okay, okay.
- 5:32Let me talk to my manager." Okay, we're
- 5:33going to honor the honor.
- 5:35>> Yeah. So, does that mean you didn't have
- 5:37honor before
- 5:39honor?
- 5:40>> Yeah. It's nice that you guys suddenly
- 5:42have honor. GameStop is 100%
- 5:44contributing to the scalping and I
- 5:47expect Pokemon when they clamp down on
- 5:51scalpers big with the big boot of
- 5:53Nintendo GameStop is getting [ __ ]
- 5:56getting it right up the hole first.
- 5:57They're the first to get
- 5:58>> I hope so. I hope so. I was a little
- 6:00indifferent about them. But then after
- 6:01that one
- 6:02>> they they should just in my opinion if I
- 6:04was Nintendo Pokemon I'd be like
- 6:05GameStop we're not giving you any more
- 6:07distribution. We're not because you
- 6:09literally are king of the scalpers. Here
- 6:11we go. We got the full 30th Celebration
- 6:14product lineup and release schedule.
- 6:15September, October, October, November.
- 6:18So basically September, October,
- 6:20November, December is just going to be
- 6:22Pokemon 30th celebration. It's going to
- 6:24be this for 4 months and pricks scalping
- 6:29it for 4 months. [music]
- 6:30>> Yeah.
- 6:31>> And uh it'll be pretty darn
- 6:32insufferable. Of course, it looks great,
- 6:35which doesn't help. I wish it looked
- 6:37bad.
- 6:37>> Yeah. I'm excited for it, but at the
- 6:39same time, I'm not excited for it. Yeah,
- 6:41>> it's it's like it's a weird cook Pokemon
- 6:43situation. You know what I mean?
- 6:45>> We're getting cooked though. It's
- 6:46different. We're
- 6:47>> It feels It feels like I've never
- 6:49experienced it, but it feels somewhat
- 6:51where you're like, "Oh, great. Now I get
- 6:52to watch these pieces of [ __ ] at the
- 6:53vending machines and also at the store
- 6:55get them." And you just got to watch
- 6:58people open and buy it as opposed to
- 7:01>> everywhere. It's just you and there's
- 7:03nothing I can do. I feel like I'm trying
- 7:04to find people. I just got to sit and
- 7:07watch these pieces of [ __ ] do it. Oh,
- 7:10this is a month ago. We already reacted
- 7:11to this.
- 7:12>> I've not seen this.
- 7:14>> You haven't?
- 7:15>> No. Can we go back to the beginning?
- 7:17>> Sure. Sure.
- 7:18>> Can I have some form of reaction and
- 7:20enjoyment?
- 7:21>> It's a month old.
- 7:23>> Those cards are ugly, by the way. I'm
- 7:25just saying I agree with Tyler. He said
- 7:26they're ugly and I agree. Also,
- 7:28something Brian to take note from this
- 7:31set. Every pack, every packy The
- 7:34Pikachs. The Pikach.
- 7:36>> That's good. That's good. the Pikach.
- 7:39>> Okay,
- 7:39>> I want the Pikachu cheeks.
- 7:41>> Okay, now I can say the information. So,
- 7:44every pack comes with a Pikachu. That's
- 7:46like a guarantee in every single pack
- 7:48you got a Pikachu. Just so you know,
- 7:50there's
- 7:51>> a full art of the Pikachu.
- 7:53>> Yeah, there's different s and then
- 7:55there's actually ones that are above
- 7:56that. So, they have the illustration
- 7:58rares, they have the SS, they have the
- 7:59EXs, they have all that stuff, they have
- 8:01the comments. But Brian, there's people
- 8:03already opening this by the way on
- 8:05whatnot streams
- 8:06>> there. Are you sure they're not fake?
- 8:08>> No, they're real. They're real. They're
- 8:10real.
- 8:12>> Oh, a tie team.
- 8:16>> Team Zum. And these are like some of the
- 8:19newest rarest cards that you can get.
- 8:23But there is potential that there is
- 8:25another set even more rare than this
- 8:29one. If Pokemon ever does like
- 8:31serialized cards, we're doomed. We're
- 8:33literally doomed. Like if there's only a
- 8:35hundred of these in existence and it's
- 8:37one out of 100. We're It's over. It's so
- 8:39[ __ ] over. But yeah, nightmare.
- 8:42Absolute nightmare.
- 8:45>> Disaster. Look right. Here it is. Here's
- 8:48the [ __ ] I wanted to show you.
- 8:49>> Oh no.
- 8:50>> Here it is. Never before seen RGB Mew
- 8:54was allegedly pulled live from a
- 8:55Pokemon's 30th celebration set, but no
- 8:57one can prove if the card is real or
- 8:59not. So that's the card that was pulled.
- 9:02And it says in the bottom left BRGB. And
- 9:05then someone else, and I just saw this
- 9:07today, got the R of the RGB, I think.
- 9:11And it's a Charmander. So like red. So
- 9:13there's the idea is that different.
- 9:17Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So they have different
- 9:19>> color palettes.
- 9:20>> The issue is this might be the secret
- 9:23rare to what they've shown us. And it
- 9:26looks hideous, but people do not get
- 9:29>> that. That is that is not a nice card.
- 9:31People don't care. It's People are not
- 9:33going to care about how the card looks.
- 9:35It's about the rarity and the value.
- 9:36>> They're going to care about the rarity
- 9:37of it. Yes. 100%. Similar to the gold
- 9:39cards, they're ugly. They're ugly.
- 9:41>> If we're saying if we're saying these
- 9:42cards are nice, that that is not saying
- 9:44they're nice. I don't think anyone is.
- 9:45You know what card is it nice when
- 9:47people are like, "Is this fake?" You
- 9:48know what I mean? It's ugly. It's ugly.
- 9:50New video. We've archived and developed
- 9:52a documentary for Pokemon Diamond Pearl
- 9:54with over 100 neverbeforeseen designs
- 9:56and a full breakdown. What the hell?
- 9:58What the hell is this? This is a Game
- 10:01Freak gift. [laughter] So, this is the
- 10:04people who made Pokemon just goofing.
- 10:07Just goofing at the office. I like it. I
- 10:10like that they had a little bit of fun
- 10:11making Pokemon. I thought it was all
- 10:13just suffering. That's really cool
- 10:15though. That's a dope little
- 10:16documentary. Oh, look at that. This is
- 10:19Par.
- 10:20>> Oh my god. Look at that. Nol [ __ ]
- 10:23posture. Holy.
- 10:26[laughter] I saw you. That's how my deep
- 10:30was made by this guy. I love
- 10:31>> Yeah, this guy is deep in the matrix.
- 10:34You know, this guy is a coder.
- 10:36>> Look [laughter] at that.
- 10:38No playing Among Us.
- 10:40>> Look, he's practicing. He's practicing
- 10:42building the game, testing it out. Look
- 10:43at this dude. Okay, we need to watch
- 10:45this documentary. We have to do a
- 10:46Patreon exclusive video this week,
- 10:48Brian. That could be it.
- 10:49>> Oh no, you tell me we have to sit and
- 10:51watch sit and watch Pokemon Game Freak
- 10:53Pokemon.
- 10:55That sounds I know. Guys,
- 10:57>> please go. Please go join the Patreon to
- 11:00support.
- 11:00>> I really don't want I don't want to have
- 11:02to sit and suffer and people watch me
- 11:04suffer. That's going to link down below
- 11:06in description.
- 11:07>> You want to see something that's going
- 11:08to eat your uh wallet, Brian? You ready?
- 11:11Yeah. Okay. You like Growllets, right?
- 11:13>> Yeah. What if I told you there's going
- 11:16to be a Growlet illustration rare in the
- 11:18new Storm Emeralda Rayquaza set? And
- 11:22there might be an Arcanine S. I It's not
- 11:25fully confirmed. It might be confirmed
- 11:27by the time this video goes up. I'm just
- 11:29saying
- 11:31[laughter]
- 11:31there's an Arine S.
- 11:34>> I'm trying I'm trying not to look up,
- 11:36but I just looked I just looked and he
- 11:38was talking there and I'm just looking
- 11:39at the ground and I'm just like I want
- 11:40to take you home. [laughter]
- 11:42>> Uh the set comes out in J in Japan in
- 11:45like a few days. So then you'll get a a
- 11:48full card release, but they have a
- 11:50Groudon IR and and a Grout one. Uh those
- 11:55>> Okay, fine. Fine, fine, fine, fine. I'll
- 11:57buy I'll buy them. I'll buy them. It's
- 12:00his fault, not mine. Okay,
- 12:02>> but they're also kind of expensive.
- 12:05[laughter] The pre Yeah. So, it's really
- 12:08bad. It's super bad, bro. It's really
- 12:10bad. Just thought I'd show you. Let's
- 12:11move on to streamer news. Clvicular.
- 12:13He's He's always in the news like every
- 12:15[ __ ] week, dude. Yeah. He got in like
- 12:17a fight. He got in like some fight with
- 12:19a bald dude. You see the bald dude
- 12:21there? That's career topless for some
- 12:23reason.
- 12:24>> Cit citizens arrest.
- 12:26>> Is that what's going on?
- 12:28>> Yeah.
- 12:28>> Yeah, dude. It's kind of rough, man.
- 12:30getting getting uh getting physical
- 12:33mogged by a bald dude and then his
- 12:35friend isn't really doing much and the
- 12:37security guy is really doing a good job
- 12:39at keeping him back. But the friend
- 12:41doesn't seem to be even trying that
- 12:43much. What's the friend doing? The
- 12:45friend should be trying to, you know, if
- 12:47he's an actual friend, help him get up.
- 12:49Yeah, I don't think Clevicular has good
- 12:51friends.
- 12:51>> All you have to do is go for Clvicular's
- 12:54weak point, which apparently is his
- 12:56ears. Every time I see him, he has a
- 12:58clip of like, oh my ear. I just got
- 13:00surgery on my ear. Just [ __ ] clap
- 13:02slap. Just slap both ears. Perfect
- 13:05representation of a brain rod
- 13:07generation. His friend is like getting
- 13:09put into the back of a police car and
- 13:11he's there just making sure he's got
- 13:13perfect lighting and angle for his
- 13:15stupid [ __ ] face. And his school
- 13:17shoes that people used to wear in
- 13:18secondary school. It's [music] just so
- 13:20cringe, dude. It's so cringe. HS Ticky
- 13:22Taki. He's also cringe. Uh, this is the
- 13:25most [ __ ] I've seen in a minute. First
- 13:27of all, Mr. look max at getting choked
- 13:29max by an old age pensioner and taking
- 13:31it like [music] this is more cringe more
- 13:34cringe with cringe and then I'd like to
- 13:38anyone hating to try to have the
- 13:40leverage required to wrestle while
- 13:43wearing 3 in of height inserts.
- 13:45[laughter] We are playing the same game.
- 13:48He's trolling with this one. He's got to
- 13:50be man's wearing [ __ ] stilettos.
- 13:53[laughter]
- 13:54>> [gasps]
- 13:54>> I'd like to see anyone be able to get
- 13:56the leverage when wearing heels.
- 13:58[laughter]
- 13:58>> Basically,
- 14:00>> bro, he looks like Young Sheldon.
- 14:04>> Next graduate is Braden Peters,
- 14:12>> bro. Type in Young Sheldon.
- 14:14>> Oh, yeah. 100% Young Sheldon. I don't
- 14:16>> The image of Young Sheldon.
- 14:18>> It is. This one right here. [laughter]
- 14:21There it is, dude.
- 14:24Where is the image of Sheldon?
- 14:26>> I think this one's even better.
- 14:27>> That's so funny. A university is
- 14:30teaching a streaming course. Ah, that'll
- 14:32be useful. ASU's officially launched a
- 14:34content creation major to teach students
- 14:36how to become professional influencers
- 14:37and content creators. The program offers
- 14:39internships, brand partnerships,
- 14:41hands-on training for crews and digital
- 14:42media marketing and podcasting, and a
- 14:44lot of waste wasted money and debt. What
- 14:46does Lwig have to say? This is a flashy
- 14:48course name that's sparking a lot of
- 14:49discourse, but it's basically ASU's
- 14:51communications degree. Repackaged with a
- 14:53few content creator courses sprinkled
- 14:55in. God help whoever actually goes to do
- 14:57that. Asmin Gold got a girlfriend.
- 14:59Brian, did you hear about that? He got a
- 15:01girlfriend. She a thought. No. No. All
- 15:04right. Well,
- 15:04>> didn't hear shockingly.
- 15:06>> So, Admin Gold reveals his girlfriend.
- 15:09Uh, streamer Kais get him a list of
- 15:11demands, including showering more and
- 15:12cutting his hair shorter. She wants me
- 15:14to clean up the house. She said it's
- 15:16contaminated. All right. You know what?
- 15:18That's like the bare minimum. That is
- 15:19really the But so far, she's she's doing
- 15:22great. If she can get Asmin Gold to
- 15:23shower, she's doing great.
- 15:25>> Didn't he have another Asian girl like 6
- 15:28months ago?
- 15:28>> I don't know. I don't know.
- 15:30>> She came in on his stream and was like,
- 15:32I can fix him. I I can work with I can
- 15:34try and clean this place.
- 15:35>> Who the [ __ ] knows? But all I know is
- 15:37Adling Gold is a massive gooner. He is a
- 15:40huge gooner. There's no doubt. I'd say
- 15:42most of the money he spends is on goon
- 15:45activity. Imagine finally graduating
- 15:46from spy school in China only to find
- 15:48out your first assignment is dating a
- 15:50man known as the rose sword.
- 15:54>> Spy school. Is that what they said?
- 15:56[laughter]
- 15:57>> Chinese spy school. That's the only way
- 16:00that as could get a girlfriend is if
- 16:03she's a spy for China. Oh, this is her.
- 16:05She posted this. 27 million views for a
- 16:08[ __ ] selfie is ridiculous. Holy [ __ ]
- 16:12What [ __ ] will do to not work an
- 16:14honest job is crazy to me. [laughter]
- 16:18Asian women will date anything white
- 16:20just to feel like they've made it. What
- 16:22[laughter] the [ __ ] dude? These
- 16:24comments, These comments are unhinged.
- 16:27People without a girlfriend see Aspen
- 16:29Gold.
- 16:32There's a nonzero chance someone killed
- 16:33themselves overseeing this. Good joke,
- 16:36Teto. Good job. Good job. Cockroach head
- 16:38in Asmin Gold's fridge. Wait, your
- 16:40fridge is very clean.
- 16:42>> Yeah, it is. Of course, it's clean.
- 16:43>> No, never mind. It's
- 16:45>> No, it's not. Wait.
- 16:46>> Is that a cockroach head? That's a
- 16:48[ __ ] cockroach head.
- 16:51>> Yeah, actually it is.
- 16:55>> How did you know that? How did you know
- 16:56that?
- 16:57>> Cuz there's a little thing
- 16:58>> the pointing. Yeah. No, you're right.
- 17:00They actually Oh my god.
- 17:02>> Why is it just a head?
- 17:04>> Um, so have you ever heard of something
- 17:06that I've called before? I've called it
- 17:08roach snipping. We're moving on. We're
- 17:10moving [laughter] on,
- 17:11>> dude. Jesus Christ.
- 17:13>> You okay, Brian? What's wrong?
- 17:15>> Just just
- 17:16>> What's wrong? You're just imagining them
- 17:18having sex. I feel like that's what
- 17:19you're thinking. You're like, "What does
- 17:21go look like having sex with her?" Is
- 17:23that what you think?
- 17:23>> The rent can't be that high, bro.
- 17:26>> Okay. So, apparently, apparently she
- 17:29already makes like content [music]
- 17:31online. I'm not really sure. Uh but
- 17:35somebody posted it somewhere that she
- 17:37makes content online. Uh, probably no
- 17:40guesses. Somebody somebody told me I
- 17:43have absolutely no idea. I don't know
- 17:45that. Um, but apparently this this girl
- 17:49apparently makes contact on her.
- 17:51>> Me personally, I have absolutely no idea
- 17:52what kind of contact I am.
- 18:00Holy Whoa. Put them away.
- 18:02>> Okay, I think we figured out how she
- 18:04[laughter] makes money online, Brian. I
- 18:06think she fig So she's not with Asmin
- 18:08Gold for money.
- 18:09>> Yeah,
- 18:10>> cuz I think she with that many followers
- 18:12and that website, she's probably doing
- 18:14just fine.
- 18:15>> Yeah, she's probably fine. Yeah, but you
- 18:17know, she could always do with more
- 18:19people. More people.
- 18:20>> She could always do with more money.
- 18:23That's true.
- 18:23>> We'll see how they're doing in uh 2
- 18:25months.
- 18:26>> All right, she's based, guys. Let's see.
- 18:28Let's see how base she is.
- 18:29>> Honestly, I I don't see anything wrong
- 18:31[music] with it. So what? you like a guy
- 18:34that is successful that makes him
- 18:36[music] attractive. I don't see I don't
- 18:38see anything wrong with it. It's really
- 18:40just survival of the fittest. Not going
- 18:42to lie. You know, back in the olden
- 18:44days, the male that can hunt the most,
- 18:46they get to mate. They get to reproduce.
- 18:49They get to
- 18:50>> Holy [ __ ] She's [ __ ] Oh no.
- 18:53>> He's a He's a hunter. He definitely is a
- 18:55hunter. I know what she's trying to say,
- 18:56but if this is the modern day Is it the
- 18:59modern day champion of the village? is
- 19:01is this just say you're [ __ ] him for
- 19:03his money. Just [ __ ] don't try make
- 19:05analogy based on medieval times. Just
- 19:07say you're [ __ ] him for a bit of
- 19:08clout and a bit of exposure for just do
- 19:10it. Just just say it to him.
- 19:12>> But that's what she is kind of saying.
- 19:13That is what she's saying. But like
- 19:15>> Yeah, but then just say it. Don't give
- 19:16this back in the day and the man who
- 19:19hunted the most fish got the puss. Don't
- 19:21just don't say that.
- 19:22>> She's coming across as female Asian
- 19:25Andrew Tate. That's basically what I'm
- 19:27getting.
- 19:28>> This is literally biology. Literally,
- 19:31>> it's literally the same thing. I don't
- 19:32think there's anything wrong.
- 19:34>> Oh, Asmin Gold. You're [ __ ] dude.
- 19:36She's dumb as she's dumb as a brick. Oh,
- 19:40she's a [ __ ] hell, dude. He's cooked.
- 19:42He's cooked. He's cooked. Honestly, it
- 19:44was inevitable, dude. Staying inside
- 19:46that much is not is not going to make
- 19:48you make healthy decisions in life. I
- 19:50think Eisman Gold's [ __ ] up. I think
- 19:51it's bad, bro. I don't know. That this
- 19:54one ain't going to age well. It's not
- 19:55going to age well.
- 19:56>> It's like It's like you kind of care for
- 19:58the guy,
- 19:59>> Dude. I I'd like for him to be a good
- 20:01example to a lot of the young men that
- 20:03watch him, but there's no hope now.
- 20:06There's no hope.
- 20:09>> You guys get it. You guys
- 20:11>> I'm disappointed. Really genuinely
- 20:13disappointed. There's nothing [ __ ]
- 20:15based about their relationship in the
- 20:17slightest. I think it's peak modernistic
- 20:20hedenism. That's just literally what it
- 20:22is. There's nothing based at all. And
- 20:24it's just cringe as [ __ ] that people
- 20:25will call this based. I don't know who's
- 20:27more [ __ ] her or the people that
- 20:29listened to her and thought it was
- 20:30smart. It's really hard to know.
- 20:31Anyways, let's move on. EDP445
- 20:34documentary trailer just dropped. Guess
- 20:37we've got another Patreon video in the
- 20:39pipeline there [laughter] for
- 20:41>> I think so.
- 20:43>> Oh [ __ ] that makes me think of the Left
- 20:464 Dead 2 loading screen.
- 20:48>> 13.
- 20:53>> How did they get EDP to stand there?
- 20:55How'd you get him to do that? Totally
- 20:57not AI.
- 21:00>> Or maybe they did.
- 21:01>> Pick up a cupcake.
- 21:04>> I was just picking up a cupcake.
- 21:06>> ADP 445.
- 21:10>> Oh [ __ ] The aerial for you drone
- 21:12>> that place to have with a 13-year-old.
- 21:17>> Oh man.
- 21:18>> Your discretion is advised. You know
- 21:20this is dude's a perverted dude.
- 21:24EVP soliciting from who he thinks is an
- 21:27underage kid.
- 21:30[laughter]
- 21:31>> Who the the body double is unnecessary.
- 21:36>> Completely innocent.
- 21:38>> So what advice would I give to445?
- 21:42You need to stop [snorts]
- 21:44doing this documentary.
- 21:48>> Innocence away. You know,
- 21:53>> they actually did get EDP to be in a
- 21:56documentary about himself.
- 21:58>> I mean,
- 21:59>> hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold
- 22:01on. They actually [ __ ] He actually
- 22:04approved to do this.
- 22:05>> Why do you think you wanted to add to a
- 22:0713-year-old?
- 22:08>> I mean, the reason why I wanted to have
- 22:09a 13-year-old is already [ __ ] clear.
- 22:19What the hell, dude?
- 22:22[laughter and gasps]
- 22:22>> He was talking to 13 and 12 year olds.
- 22:25[ __ ] all that.
- 22:28>> What the hell?
- 22:31What the heck, dude?
- 22:34>> You [ __ ] break my ass because I'm
- 22:36still standing, [ __ ]
- 22:40[snorts and gasps]
- 22:40>> Oh, yeah. August 9th. Oh, I'll be there.
- 22:44Oh, I'll be there. Wherever there is.
- 22:47Well, Brian, that's got to be a it's got
- 22:49to be another Patreon right there. I
- 22:51think that's a pretty interesting
- 22:52[laughter] one. [sighs]
- 22:56>> I'm still I'm still like my toes are
- 22:58curling from the the sentence. I think
- 23:00it's pretty [ __ ] clear. [laughter]
- 23:02>> Yeah, you don't have to say it, but
- 23:04yeah, I know what sentence you're
- 23:05talking about.
- 23:06>> No, I didn't say the whole sentence.
- 23:07Okay.
- 23:07>> Yeah, don't say the whole sentence,
- 23:08please.
- 23:11Mpad is a trackpad for your tongue. Oh,
- 23:14damn. That's kind of insane.
- 23:17>> You can go down on your misses and you
- 23:19can play Overwatch too at the same time,
- 23:23>> right? [laughter]
- 23:26>> This I think this guy's talking about
- 23:27you then, Brian. These type of
- 23:28technological advances start with
- 23:30disabled people in mind and then the
- 23:31tech bros get a hold of it and becomes a
- 23:33danger to society. [laughter]
- 23:35>> Well, yeah, there's some Yeah, this is
- 23:37kind of like the meta glasses. You know,
- 23:39if you're secretly recording with
- 23:41glasses on, what else could you be
- 23:42doing? you know.
- 23:44>> Yeah.
- 23:44>> Some kind of Raspberry Pi hacking
- 23:46device. You go up to someone, you're
- 23:47talking, and then while you're close to
- 23:49them, they're there hacking your [ __ ]
- 23:50while just like, you know, they're
- 23:51finger banging with their tongue the the
- 23:53keypad and they're doing some crazy
- 23:55[ __ ] Yeah. Like this. Like they're just
- 23:57there talking to you and doing this.
- 23:59[laughter]
- 24:00Waiting on the two-player
- 24:01[clears throat] version. [ __ ] hell.
- 24:03Mario Kart handsfree on Nintendo Switch.
- 24:05What the hell? What the Okay, this is
- 24:08kind of bonkers. Is he actually able to
- 24:10drive 50cc? That's not really
- 24:12impressive. I will say put it at 150 and
- 24:14add some drifting. Then I'll be
- 24:16impressed. Okay, let's see. Oh, but it's
- 24:19also got the auto steer and other stuff
- 24:21like that. But this is still pretty
- 24:23good.
- 24:24>> There's no there's no auto steer.
- 24:26>> Stops you driving into the corner. Yes,
- 24:28there is. Oh, wait. No, there isn't.
- 24:30Never mind.
- 24:30>> There's no antenna.
- 24:31>> Oh my gosh. Actually, this is even more
- 24:33impressive now. So, it you just got to
- 24:35get really good with your tongue. But
- 24:37hey, this guy, not going to lie.
- 24:39>> Oh, he drifted there. Oh, did he drift
- 24:42at the end? There he did a little bit.
- 24:44>> Yeah, right here at the there. He did a
- 24:46bit of drifting. You know what? Sick.
- 24:48It's kind of very impressive. You love
- 24:50to see it. Uh COD Emblems. Yeah, COD
- 24:53Emblems.
- 24:54>> Yeah.
- 24:54>> Uh this is what's on COD TV right now.
- 24:57Brian, remember COD TV?
- 24:58>> Yeah, I do.
- 24:59>> This is COD TV now.
- 25:01>> Nice. Oh, nice.
- 25:03>> People are very busy with buried for
- 25:04some reason.
- 25:07>> Very busy with buried. How I lose lag
- 25:10and slurs. Well, one slur, right?
- 25:12Fantastic. Fantastic stuff. Really,
- 25:14really something else. This one's kind
- 25:17of clean, though.
- 25:18>> That's kind of awesome.
- 25:19>> That's surpris [laughter] Okay, how do
- 25:21you copy emblems again? Cuz uh
- 25:24>> it looks like they put him in an episode
- 25:25of Archer. Do you remember Archer?
- 25:27>> Yes.
- 25:28>> Does that not look like him cameoing in
- 25:31an episode of Archer?
- 25:32>> Yes. A hide players emblem option has
- 25:35been added to Black Ops 1 PlayStation
- 25:37port in the new update.
- 25:39>> Oh my gosh. Disabling emblems. I agree.
- 25:42Mcnasty Ian Garry did a podcast Ryan and
- 25:46he was very insufferable. There is like
- 25:49a clip. Here it is.
- 25:51>> Like if the world was run by women, we'd
- 25:53all live in a better world. Like it
- 25:54would all be simpler and easier. That's
- 25:56the fact of the matter. Whether you want
- 25:57to agree with it or not, or you think,
- 25:59whatever it is, if women ruled the world
- 26:01and we just listen to them and let them
- 26:04take over,
- 26:05>> it would be an easy one.
- 26:06>> Here, here. Did I just Yeah, but he's
- 26:09just here.
- 26:10>> He's got him on the podcast. He's got a
- 26:11high-end UFC fighter on his podcast.
- 26:13He's just probably, you know what I
- 26:15mean? He's just going I wouldn't get be
- 26:17too harsh to him. He's just Yeah. Yeah.
- 26:19Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's like the new the
- 26:20new and I said sure. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
- 26:22Yeah. Yeah. Here. here.
- 26:26>> Isn't that that's crazy? That's massive
- 26:30mental cockery going on there. I feel
- 26:32like, and this is maybe maybe this is a
- 26:34bit sexist, but I feel like there's this
- 26:36innate yearning to try and lead by
- 26:40example in men. I I I think in good men
- 26:43specifically, they almost they want to
- 26:46be in that leadership position so that
- 26:48they can lead in in a good way. And then
- 26:50there's cucks like this. I'm not saying
- 26:52that like women can't help it. You
- 26:54shouldn't listen to that. But it's like
- 26:55the opposite of equality. It's just
- 26:57going from all men in control to all
- 26:59women in control and then thinking
- 27:00that's a good idea. What's going on in
- 27:02Germany? Let's have a look. Let's have a
- 27:04look. A dog photographer has lost a
- 27:06copyright case over an AI generated
- 27:08version of her image. A German court
- 27:10ruled that transforming someone else's
- 27:12image with AI does not constitute as
- 27:14copyright infringement. Damn, that's
- 27:16crazy. This is going to give AI so much.
- 27:19>> So much power and leeway. Look at a
- 27:21caption just saying, "If I were Germany,
- 27:23I'd be treating my artists with a lot
- 27:25more respect." [laughter]
- 27:27[gasps] Come on, you get the joke,
- 27:28right? Hitler. Hitler. Hitler.
- 27:31[laughter]
- 27:31It's Hitler.
- 27:32>> He was Austrian.
- 27:34>> Whatever. Who the [ __ ] cares? Hitler for
- 27:36no joke. Hitler.
- 27:39>> I can't wait for the remaster. Let's go.
- 27:43[laughter]
- 27:43>> Enter me, Link.
- 27:46>> The great butt plug. Enter. By the way,
- 27:50I sent this I sent this for DN. I
- 27:52thought it'd be a great little palette
- 27:53cleanser. Turns out it was PlayStation
- 27:56gaming news. I really need a [ __ ]
- 27:58pee, though. All right, Brian. I need I
- 28:00need a pee. I need a pee.
- 28:03>> It's bad. It's bad. I just have to have
- 28:06whatever you want.
- 28:08>> That's That's great. Yeah. Terrorism.com
- 28:10and merch ends this Friday, the 31st.
- 28:12Get it now. This better be in the
- 28:14goddamn video. Last push, guys.
- 28:16terrorism.com.
- 28:18good.com. It also works by going there.
- 28:20Okay, now on with the news. Get the
- 28:22merch. Imagine announcing you're going
- 28:24fully digital and while the world still
- 28:25hates you for it, your platform goes
- 28:26down for hours, rendering all digital
- 28:28games useless. Did we not talk about
- 28:30this? Did we not talk about it? One, the
- 28:31fact that they're still selling the
- 28:33goddamn attachment for the PS5 slim
- 28:36version, whatever, the digital one, and
- 28:38then you can add the little add-on to
- 28:39read the disc reader. And then we talked
- 28:40about how, you know, a service that got
- 28:42hacked I don't know how many times. I
- 28:44have no attraction towards uh
- 28:46PlayStation. Oh, it's your money, guys.
- 28:48And the thing is, when it comes out
- 28:50still, did he just fall?
- 28:52>> All righty. I'm back.
- 28:54>> Did you wash your hands?
- 28:55>> Absolutely [ __ ] not. Now, where are
- 28:57we? Um, so [laughter] PlayStation
- 29:00Network is experiencing issues for
- 29:02hours. There's always like online stuff
- 29:04with PlayStation going down and and
- 29:06whatnot. Remember the old classic Lizard
- 29:08Squad or Lizard something where they
- 29:10took [music] over they took down
- 29:11PlayStation and they were like super
- 29:13proud about it on Twitter?
- 29:14>> Yeah. I I didn't mention any of this to
- 29:16to them while you're peeing while you're
- 29:18on your little your little pee pe.
- 29:20>> Okay.
- 29:20>> Yeah, they're notorious for going down
- 29:21and losing service, getting hacked, data
- 29:24leaks.
- 29:24>> Yeah, but the thing that is even
- 29:27crazier, and I am so against this, I I
- 29:29couldn't be more against this if I
- 29:32tried. PS6 controllers might feature
- 29:34digital buttons. According to an early
- 29:36Sony patent, players could resize, move,
- 29:38and place control buttons wherever they
- 29:40want. What an absolute disaster this
- 29:43would be. where it's just like a screen
- 29:46where it's like a screen. The controller
- 29:48will be a screen and you can customize
- 29:50it a ton and move it up, move it down,
- 29:51move the buttons around, blah blah blah
- 29:53blah disaster. Absolutely. Nobody asked.
- 29:56I hope they see this. I hope there's an
- 29:59employee high up enough in Sony to see
- 30:01this, see the hate and be like, "Abort,
- 30:05abort. Email out. Cancel. Abort." Like,
- 30:08I hope that happens.
- 30:09>> Oh, that is horrific.
- 30:13This little dog [ __ ]
- 30:14>> This little dog. It works cuz of that,
- 30:17>> bro.
- 30:19>> That is disgusting. Just the thoughts of
- 30:21not being able to feel the button.
- 30:23>> Sorry, you can't press the circle button
- 30:25at the moment. The PSN servers are
- 30:27currently experiencing issues. Imagine
- 30:30Xbox on the other hand. What are the
- 30:32Xbox doing, Brian? Hm. Interesting. New
- 30:35tech shouldn't mean leaving behind old
- 30:37games. Today, Xbox is launching new
- 30:39tech. So, you can play OG Xbox games you
- 30:41own, but now on PC and handhiles.
- 30:44Beautiful. Ooh.
- 30:45>> So, there's four original Xbox titles
- 30:47across supported PCs and handhelds today
- 30:49with more on the way. These are the
- 30:50ones. Conquer stands out for me. They're
- 30:53like the opposite company now. Xbox.
- 30:55>> Isn't that what we said? I said, I hope
- 30:57they just look at PlayStation and be
- 30:59like, "Oh, okay. Well, how about we just
- 31:01do everything they're not doing?" Yeah.
- 31:03Okay. You're just going to get so many
- 31:05people from uh the Sony market just to
- 31:07go over to Xbox.
- 31:08>> Yeah. But the easiest move ever. Just
- 31:10let them keep making their moves first.
- 31:11The controller. I'd be attacking the
- 31:13controller now. I'd be showing pattons
- 31:14of like thumb sticks, buttons, buttons
- 31:16galore. Nothing to do with anything like
- 31:19what Sony are doing. Sony are just doing
- 31:20like L after L after L.
- 31:22>> I don't know if you think this one's an
- 31:24L or a W, though. Microsoft is now
- 31:26testing free Xbox cloud gaming with ads
- 31:29for insiders. Players will have to watch
- 31:31an ad before they can play for an hour.
- 31:33if it Yeah. I honestly if there's people
- 31:35out there that would do it.
- 31:37>> Yeah. If there's people if there's
- 31:38people that don't want to pay for a new
- 31:40game or can't afford a game.
- 31:42>> I'd have to see what the like the model
- 31:44the like what is the payment model. You
- 31:46buy it and then you have no ads or
- 31:48something like that. If people want to
- 31:50do an ad version and completely up to
- 31:52them, you know, it's like on on like on
- 31:54apps you can get a free version, you
- 31:56watch ads or else and if you like it you
- 31:58can just pay for the full version and
- 31:59then you have no ads. So, you know,
- 32:01maybe it does work for some people.
- 32:02>> A lot of mobile games. A lot.
- 32:06>> Yeah. So, if if it works for people and
- 32:07they want to do it, as long as it's not
- 32:09compulsory for everyone or something, I
- 32:11I don't see why not.
- 32:13>> All right. So, Mecca Chameleon, some
- 32:15drama for them. There's a lot of dog
- 32:17[ __ ] maps on Mecha Chameleon Workshop.
- 32:20Like 99.9% of them are actually
- 32:23terrible. But there is one that if you
- 32:25downloaded it, it probably would have
- 32:26been terrible for you in more ways than
- 32:28just wasting your time. So apparently
- 32:30there was a custom map for Mecha
- 32:32Chameleon. Loading the map quietly
- 32:34writes a Windows command file into the
- 32:35player document [music] folder which
- 32:37then opens PowerShell in an invisible
- 32:39window and tries to download a second
- 32:40script from a server. And uh yeah, how
- 32:43bad is this Brian out of 10?
- 32:45>> Uh in terms of Steam, it's a 10 out of
- 32:4710 bad cuz if this one got true, how
- 32:50many other ones have not been picked up?
- 32:53>> Uhhuh. Uh, and then also in terms of
- 32:56Steam and developers, this is a scary
- 32:58thing in terms of workshop where this
- 33:00might make it even harder like with the
- 33:03real big success for Mechamed is the
- 33:05workshop and people being able to make
- 33:07cool maps. These kind of things
- 33:08happening is only going to make it more,
- 33:10I guess, difficult for games to be able
- 33:12to allow more workshop maps to be done
- 33:15by the community. Because of this,
- 33:16they're going to have to have more
- 33:17filter systems where people uh where all
- 33:19the maps have to go through uh much more
- 33:21phases of testing and checking and
- 33:24scanning for malware.
- 33:25>> Yeah. You can't just make a map and post
- 33:27it. You'll have to make a map, submit
- 33:29it, then the data will have to be
- 33:31analyzed, and then it'll have to get
- 33:34posted.
- 33:34>> Yeah. But like maybe, you know,
- 33:36hopefully this could be a good thing
- 33:37where they actually put up the correct
- 33:39kind of uh protocols in order to make
- 33:41this more safe. But I'm more concerned
- 33:43with if this happened now, what other
- 33:45ones have happened before? Cuz like, you
- 33:47know, think about it. A lot of content
- 33:48creators, a lot of people like download
- 33:50these maps. It is kind of a scary thing
- 33:52that people can just, you know, slip
- 33:54this in there.
- 33:55>> Basically, the map Laser Tag Neon shown
- 33:57in the article has now been removed by
- 33:59the Steam Workshop. Unfortunately, it
- 34:00seems that new malicious maps have been
- 34:02uploaded, so the thread is still active.
- 34:03And then this is the dev of Mecha
- 34:05Chameleon. The vulnerability has been
- 34:07fixed in today's update, version 3.1.0,
- 34:09so there are no longer any issues. We've
- 34:11also confirmed using developer
- 34:12privileges that the map where in the map
- 34:15in question has been disabled in the
- 34:17latest version. And on top of this
- 34:19issue, I think their Discord got hacked.
- 34:22>> One of the devs, he downloaded the map
- 34:24or whatever to test it or whatever, and
- 34:26then their Discord got taken over.
- 34:28>> The [ __ ] irony. So, here's a
- 34:30screenshot of a lot of complicated words
- 34:32for smart people to understand things,
- 34:35but we're stupid. Uh, well, I am anyway.
- 34:37Uh, Brian probably would understand
- 34:39this, though. Brian, look at this and
- 34:40see if you understand it. If you're able
- 34:42to, you know.
- 34:42>> Okay. Safety measures against mod maps
- 34:44said the issue this time was that the
- 34:46mod maps allow free execution of URLs.
- 34:48Okay. Well, that's probably not great.
- 34:50Uh, so it just basically automatically
- 34:52if there's a URL, it would just
- 34:54basically run the URL and the ability to
- 34:56create files which posed a problem. To
- 34:58address this, we restricted executable
- 35:00URLs only HTTPS uh and specific domains.
- 35:04Oh, okay. And also made it impossible.
- 35:07So I guess if this like more of a
- 35:08private owned domain, you'd need like
- 35:10you know there'll be like big domains
- 35:11like let's say Twitter for example kind
- 35:13of big corporateowned ones instead of
- 35:15like your own private domain like
- 35:17terror.com for example or Dr. Dougler or
- 35:19something like that that they don't
- 35:20trust those. You need a certificate uh
- 35:23on some domains. Are you listening?
- 35:26No.
- 35:28I've titus [laughter]
- 35:32play soccer while drunk in this ragd
- 35:34doll physics-based sports game. Have you
- 35:36played drunken FC? It sounds like it.
- 35:38>> No, I saw I saw this though.
- 35:41>> And he misses.
- 35:43>> This is the Irish football team
- 35:45qualifying for the World Cup.
- 35:46>> Oh, that's so close just there.
- 35:50[laughter]
- 35:51>> Imagine playing this dr playing this
- 35:52while also drunk.
- 35:55>> Could be hilarious.
- 35:57>> I'm I'm kind of surprised that our group
- 35:59doesn't do any drunken gaming videos.
- 36:04>> That looks A foul? I can't really tell.
- 36:07>> You know, pasta' be down.
- 36:08>> I can't believe it. Managed to score a
- 36:10goal.
- 36:12>> This is epic.
- 36:16>> Maybe drinking a beer gives you more
- 36:18power and speed, but less control,
- 36:21[laughter]
- 36:21>> you know, like [gasps] pretty good. That
- 36:23looks pretty sick. Yeah, that's dope.
- 36:26New Euron note designs revealed. Ah,
- 36:28yes. The Euro.
- 36:30>> Oh my jeez, I JUST LOOKED UP. WHAT THE
- 36:33>> WHAT IS THIS? I don't think you heard
- 36:35what I said either.
- 36:38They're redesigning the Euros.
- 36:41Not like it needed to be redesigned.
- 36:44>> I don't think I don't think it needed,
- 36:46>> but I don't know what what they're going
- 36:48to do with it and why, but I've also do
- 36:51not remember there being a€ 100 note. Is
- 36:53that a thing now, Brian? A€ 100 note?
- 36:58>> One and 500.
- 37:00>> So now they're bringing in a 200 now.
- 37:02They're bringing in a 200. They're
- 37:04bringing in a 200.
- 37:05>> Yeah, I don't think a 200 existed. I
- 37:08think it went 100 and then I thought a
- 37:10500. It was purple. The 500.
- 37:12>> Hold on. All right. Okay.
- 37:13>> Look up the current ones. I'm pretty
- 37:14sure 500 is purple.
- 37:16>> Let's just type in all your notes. No,
- 37:18they do have a 200.
- 37:19>> I've never seen I have never seen a 200
- 37:22in I've seen 500. I never I don't think
- 37:26I've seen 100. I've only ever seen the
- 37:28top four. 5 10 20 and 50. I've never
- 37:30seen the green, yellow, or whatever [ __ ]
- 37:32that is in the bottom. That's fake
- 37:33money. That's monopoly money. I don't
- 37:34believe it.
- 37:35>> I've seen I've seen a 500.
- 37:37>> When [laughter] did you see
- 37:37terrorist.com?
- 37:38>> When did terrorist.com?
- 37:39>> That's where he saw 500.
- 37:42>> If I pulled out all your guys'
- 37:43[clears throat] money from the bank
- 37:44account and went [laughter] gambling in
- 37:46[ __ ] Vegas
- 37:48>> and then I lost it. It's all gone.
- 37:49>> It's all gone.
- 37:50>> All right. Time to do more merch. Okay.
- 37:52Well, people are getting a little
- 37:53creative. The the obviously the European
- 37:56Union, they're like, "Explore the
- 37:57proposals and tell us which ones you
- 37:59prefer." So, people have come up with
- 38:01their own designs, Brian. And you can
- 38:02see this is one of them. This is one of
- 38:04them. That's one. Um I think we might be
- 38:07able to go to quotes and find some more.
- 38:09Oops. Let's have a look. Let's go.
- 38:12>> Jesus Christ.
- 38:13>> Let's go to view activity. Is that here?
- 38:15There's There's this
- 38:16>> the plastic bottle with the with the
- 38:18lid.
- 38:19>> Ooh, Yu-Gi-Oh ones.
- 38:20>> That's [ __ ] sick.
- 38:22>> Yu-Gi-Oh ones.
- 38:23>> That is sick. [laughter]
- 38:25>> They become like collectibles then. Oh,
- 38:29people are making them Catholic
- 38:30churches.
- 38:32>> [laughter and gasps]
- 38:32>> That would I agree. I agree.
- 38:34>> Yeah. Cathedral. Yeah. Cathedrals. Yes.
- 38:36>> All right. Let's see. Let's see what uh
- 38:38[laughter]
- 38:40>> what's what's it
- 38:42stressing from money? [laughter]
- 38:45>> Stressing about money and then the old
- 38:47people enjoying life and then
- 38:49>> retirement. Yeah. Yeah. The probably the
- 38:52worst thing you can do is go on Twitter
- 38:53and ask for suggestions.
- 38:55>> This guy's just like, "Look at this.
- 38:57Foolproof. Foolproof. Nobody can copy
- 38:59these at all. What did Trump do?
- 39:01>> But after hearing the gunshots, many
- 39:03people yelled, "Get down. Get down."
- 39:07Which caused Nicki Minaj to start
- 39:11twerking. Do you believe?
- 39:12>> Okay, we're moving on.
- 39:16We got some fan art. We got some fan
- 39:18art. Brian, I'm not a [ __ ] fan of
- 39:20this fan art. I'll tell you that. Not a
- 39:22fan of this fanat fat art.
- 39:26[laughter and gasps] The fat art.
- 39:29Is that you and I? Is it?
- 39:31>> I don't. [laughter]
- 39:32Okay, a few more things, then I got to
- 39:34get back to art fight and animator.
- 39:35Okay, there we go. There's some nice
- 39:37Thank you. Thank you for some nice fan
- 39:40art that isn't gay. Appreciate that. Um,
- 39:43also appreciate everyone on Patreon that
- 39:44come out to today to watch this video.
- 39:47And maybe you got to the end of the
- 39:48video, maybe you didn't, but I want to
- 39:50thank people.
- 39:50>> That sounded like Donald Trump. Maybe
- 39:52you made it to the end, maybe you
- 39:54didn't. Thank you so much. Thank you,
- 39:56Nicki Minaj. Big dirty big fat ass. It's
- 40:00so floppy. Get down. Get down. Thank you
- 40:02so much. Follow us on Patreon. Link is
- 40:04down below. Thank you for watching. This
- 40:06has been a great news report by me and
- 40:08this autistic Irish guy. We're great
- 40:11people. Great people. Like, subscribe.
- 40:13We'll see you all next time. There you
- 40:14go.
- 40:14>> Yeah. And I want to thank uh Skele
- 40:17Skelly Bones and Skeleik for supporting
- 40:20us. Appreciate you guys.
- 40:23>> Hit the end of the video. Like,
- 40:24subscribe, and all that good stuff.
- 40:26Head.
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