What Did Donald Rumsfeld Know About the 9/11 Attacks? — Transcript

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1. 0:00the Joe Rogan experience thank you see I
2. 0:03watched on the plane the other day the
3. 0:05Dick Cheney movie with Hertz great oh
4. 0:08you must watch this since I called
5. 0:10Cheney's vice with Christian Bale right
6. 0:15he gained like seventy [ __ ] pounds
7. 0:17were unreal in this movie he's great at
8. 0:20everything he does he's in a whole
9. 0:24nother gear he turns into this guy man
10. 0:26and it's so crazy it was just a guy
11. 0:28working for Halliburton you know he's
12. 0:29running all this military stuff and has
13. 0:31all this experience with you know
14. 0:34politics but he's really just a business
15. 0:37owner and so working a good he looks
16. 0:39like incredible he says I'm real how
17. 0:42many fat guys saw that movie and go if I
18. 0:44just lost weight yeah to be bad inside
19. 0:48of me I could be Batman I got Batman
20. 0:49inside of me I mean I got these pudgy
21. 0:52wrists and fucked-up hands but
22. 0:53apprentice Wow he gotta see it is crazy
23. 0:58and is that him with or their next each
24. 1:00other oh just a picture picture next to
25. 1:02each other about he got fat huh he went
26. 1:05for it he really went for it man
27. 1:08it's so good you really exposes that
28. 1:14part of things how close you know you
29. 1:17can he's he wants you know he's running
30. 1:20a massive business that makes military
31. 1:22stuff so us having to do stuff benefits
32. 1:26him how to tremendously it's one of the
33. 1:29most transparent scams that's legal in
34. 1:31the history of the world just pause and
35. 1:33think about how crazy everybody's going
36. 1:35on about this Trump call to Ukraine and
37. 1:38whether or not there was enough to
38. 1:40impeach him and all this madness people
39. 1:42going crazy about this right this is
40. 1:44like the this is the topic and I've
41. 1:46heard many Democrats go there's nothing
42. 1:48here folks you got to back up this is
43. 1:50not enough to take a guy out of office
44. 1:52the Republicans are never gonna vote for
45. 1:53this like you guys are you know you're
46. 1:56making a big mistake here
47. 1:57now think imagine a guy who's the vice
48. 2:02president of the United States who is
49. 2:05also a guy who used to be the CEO of
50. 2:09Halliburton then this guy decides to go
51. 2:13to war
52. 2:13under false pretenses they make up some
53. 2:16[ __ ] about weapons of mass destruction
54. 2:18they blow this [ __ ] place to
55. 2:20smithereens and then Halliburton gets
56. 2:23no-bid contracts I mean this wasn't
57. 2:25someone saying I can do it for three
58. 2:27billion I can do it for 2.7 it wasn't
59. 2:29any of that
60. 2:30there was a no-bid contract for billions
61. 2:32of dollars to repair the places they
62. 2:35blow up and he was making money off of
63. 2:38it it's crazy I think for the first year
64. 2:42or something like that I want to know
65. 2:44when Dick Cheney was actually making
66. 2:46money off a Halliburton I think he had
67. 2:48abandoned his position or give up his
68. 2:50stocks or something but it was a while
69. 2:52it was it was it was one of those things
70. 2:54where you like me you just left you just
71. 2:57left and then the company you just left
72. 3:00is now getting no bid contracts in the
73. 3:02billions am i stupid right
74. 3:05how are you allowed to do this on
75. 3:07television in front of everybody in the
76. 3:09movie oh and you know in movie also
77. 3:11shows how much of the president's ear he
78. 3:15really had because the president the
79. 3:17George W needed him to win it you needed
80. 3:20him to run with him to get the you know
81. 3:24the real like Republican votes at the
82. 3:26time for sure yeah for sure no one else
83. 3:29was you know I could do what he could do
84. 3:32he needed him he was deeply deeply
85. 3:35deeply connected but it was also bushed
86. 3:38in wha doing that Shiller you go ahead
87. 3:40and handle it so yeah yeah that was the
88. 3:42deal with the occasion at least in the
89. 3:44movie that's the deal that they made
90. 3:45basically he's like plays Bush someone
91. 3:48unbelievable it's what's his name Sam
92. 3:51Rockwell I think it is yeah yeah he's
93. 3:53unreal I mean this movie was so easy to
94. 3:56watch I never is one of those movies
95. 3:57where like halfway through it you're
96. 3:58like I hope this never ends long who
97. 4:02plays Bush Sam Rockwell yeah did you
98. 4:04ever see the moon move movie just moon
99. 4:07there it is you see the two billboards
100. 4:10that well looks like Bush that's amazing
101. 4:15he's got the eyebrows down Steve Carell
102. 4:18destroys as Donald Rumsfeld oh of course
103. 4:21he does
104. 4:22Carell is obese dude he's unreal in this
105. 4:25they make Rumsfeld
106. 4:27look like basically what he was just a
107. 4:28big doofus like you know would get out
108. 4:31and do his own thing and they'd have to
109. 4:33control Rumsfeld you want to hear
110. 4:34another conspiracy theory yeah you
111. 4:36probably don't know it's gonna blow your
112. 4:37minds do it
113. 4:38the day before 9/11 the day before the
114. 4:41attacks
115. 4:41Rumsfeld gave a press conference where
116. 4:45we talked about trillions of dollars
117. 4:46missing the day then a plane slams into
118. 4:52the very part of the building where they
119. 4:54were doing the accounting blows up half
120. 4:59the [ __ ] building of the Pentagon
121. 5:00blows up a wall Donald Rumsfeld was on
122. 5:04what was it the White House lawn listen
123. 5:07to this this is a like this like ten
124. 5:08minutes but it's at the Pentagon this is
125. 5:10on c-span yeah and look it up right now
126. 5:11just we've got to get to the quote where
127. 5:14he says mentions 2.3 trillion dollars in
128. 5:17missing receipts talks about his
129. 5:18adversary but see if you could just find
130. 5:23that whoa see the just there's I know
131. 5:26there's YouTube videos you're what are
132. 5:28you looking at these clips on here on
133. 5:31c-span okay if you just google it on
134. 5:34don't even do that just go through
135. 5:35YouTube I know you have to see it
136. 5:42because you hear him say it you're like
137. 5:44wait what the [ __ ] did he just say yeah
138. 5:55yeah I think that's it
139. 5:57let's see already spends according to
140. 6:01some estimates we cannot track 2.3
141. 6:03trillion dollars in transactions two
142. 6:06point three okay now again somebody told
143. 6:12you that literally like right before
144. 6:159/11 happened they said they they
145. 6:18couldn't track two point three trillion
146. 6:21dollars you go no that didn't happen
147. 6:25that did not happen but it did happen
148. 6:29what the [ __ ] yeah so think about what
149. 6:31Kennedy said yeah think about what you
150. 6:35saw when you saw that Vice movie where
151. 6:38Dick Cheney
152. 6:39was CEO of Halliburton becomes a vice
153. 6:42president and gets billions of dollars
154. 6:44in no-bid contracts now think about we
155. 6:47just saw with Donald Rumsfeld saying
156. 6:49they couldn't find 2.3 trillion dollars
157. 6:54I what I don't know I don't know it
158. 6:56seems like we should have had it so okay
159. 6:58we'll keep looking
160. 6:59oh no the spot where we look just blew
161. 7:02up oh my god what find out that's true
162. 7:07if the it was the accounting office
163. 7:09because this is what I loved I love to
164. 7:12say it because it sounds good but let's
165. 7:13make sure it's true that that part blew
166. 7:15up but either way that he did say that
167. 7:18and then they did get hit by a plane a
168. 7:21couple of days later it's unbelievable
169. 7:24you know we talked about that trillion
170. 7:26dollars trillion 2.3 trillion to
171. 7:29trillions bigger than most countries
172. 7:31right that you build a whole nother
173. 7:32country so that's 2.3 million million
174. 7:36ooh isn't it no thousand trillion is a
175. 7:40billion right no a thousand billion how
176. 7:43about no yeah that well yeah a thousand
177. 7:48million is a billion is a thousand
178. 7:50billion a trillion yeah a thousand
179. 7:52billion is a trillion and it's 900 every
180. 7:59billion trillion is that really what it
181. 8:02is it's 999 billion times - it was a
182. 8:07billion trillion a couple more billions
183. 8:10no it's we're so stupid it's a hundred
184. 8:14thousand and then a million and then 10
185. 8:18of those is a billion right yeah or a
186. 8:23hundred of those a hundred millions of
187. 8:26billion it's a hundred so it's a hot
188. 8:28each one is a hundred oh [ __ ] yeah
189. 8:31trillions a whole nother three zeroes
190. 8:34another three zeroes yeah that's so much
191. 8:39how would you say that would you say
192. 8:41that's uh look how big it looks written
193. 8:43out so it's a million so that's a
194. 8:47billion that's a trillion it's the word
195. 8:49billion is referred exclusively to as a
196. 8:51million millions a million million okay
197. 8:53but how many is a trillion a billion
198. 8:57millions trillions a million millions oh
199. 9:01well what's a billion a thousand
200. 9:05millions okay that makes sense a million
201. 9:07Millions
202. 9:07so it's 2.3 million Millions no that
203. 9:12seems like a lot to be missing and then
204. 9:14BOOM plane hits the Pentagon everybody
205. 9:17stops talking about it what was the last
206. 9:19time you heard about that 2.3 trillion
207. 9:20never that didn't come up all the times
208. 9:24we were talking about flight 93 let's
209. 9:25roll remember that let's roll that's
210. 9:27what they said right before they went up
211. 9:28to kick her ass and that's why that
212. 9:30plane hit the ground it didn't kill all
213. 9:32the fine people that it was going
214. 9:34towards the White House or whatever it's
215. 9:36[ __ ] out of here in British terms
216. 9:37British English which is not American
217. 9:39English the word billion referred
218. 9:41exclusively to a million millions
219. 9:43however is no longer common and the word
220. 9:46is now used to mean 1,000 million so if
221. 9:48anybody is in another country and it's
222. 9:50confused that's why it seems like if
223. 9:53that would have got that make sense it
224. 9:54was a million makes sense million
225. 9:56million doesn't make sense it seems like
226. 9:58if that would have gotten out that that
227. 10:01that money was missing that the whole
228. 10:03country could have revolted like I mean
229. 10:06that's what what did you do with our tax
230. 10:08money that's not money right but that's
231. 10:10a way to steal 2.3 trillion if you're if
232. 10:13you get if you stole 2.3 trillion you
233. 10:15want to cover it up start a war right I
234. 10:17mean boom immediately everybody's
235. 10:20freaking out
236. 10:21they can't believe what's going on I
237. 10:23mean that's what the tinfoil hat Brigade
238. 10:27would say what does this say MSU
239. 10:29scholars find 21 trillion unauthorized
240. 10:32government spending oh my god this is
241. 10:34recent 21 trillion and unauthorized
242. 10:37government spending defense department
243. 10:40to conduct first-ever audit oh they've
244. 10:42never audited before why would they
245. 10:44audit they just get free money they're
246. 10:45not like a regular company right the
247. 10:47Defense Department's not like a company
248. 10:48where like all the stockholders are
249. 10:50going hey [ __ ] what are you doing I
250. 10:52got you know a hundred thousand shares
251. 10:54you're stupid [ __ ] company your CEOs
252. 10:56running into the ground no they don't
253. 10:58even have to audit they don't don't do
254. 10:59[ __ ] they just take that job
255. 11:02oh we missing you know 21
256. 11:05I don't even know what that is it's a
257. 11:08thousand million billion or something
258. 11:09twenty one whatever come on that's just
259. 11:16come on so the last four years we've
260. 11:18been good don't don't pay attention that
261. 11:19last four years we have a Miss spent at
262. 11:22all
263. 11:23that's what Kennedy was talking about
264. 11:24literally not saying that anyone you
265. 11:28know I'm absolutely not saying 9/11 was
266. 11:30an inside job I don't think it was but I
267. 11:33am saying that when things happen and
268. 11:35disasters take place people capitalize
269. 11:38on those disasters and if it's possible
270. 11:42that someone was going to set something
271. 11:46up some sort of an attack and they're
272. 11:49gonna do it because they were in the
273. 11:52process of stealing something or was
274. 11:54gonna steal something you would have to
275. 11:55be a lot Billy wait a minute what are
276. 11:57they gonna do how much money would it be
277. 12:00worth it to start a war that might be
278. 12:02the number two point three trillion that
279. 12:05might be the number like you feel like
280. 12:07what's how much would it cost to start a
281. 12:09war if you're evil anyway
282. 12:11hmm would you start a war for a hundred
283. 12:14million man I can't spread that then
284. 12:15enough you know I got a gonna grease a
285. 12:17lot of Palms we're gonna start a war why
286. 12:20are we starting a war what's going on
287. 12:21well you gotta get this [ __ ] oil man
288. 12:22I don't know how to do it I'm thinking
289. 12:24they just I don't like the World Trade
290. 12:26Center hilarious I just googled how much
291. 12:31have we spent in Afghanistan you want to
292. 12:33guess how much that number got to okay I
293. 12:35guess ever
294. 12:38you know this says published the thing I
295. 12:43just found was going off of
296. 12:44Congressional Budget Office reported
297. 12:47report published in October 2007 said oh
298. 12:50could this isn't a potential numbers of
299. 12:53potential spending then this is
300. 12:54potential what they wanted to spend as
301. 12:56of 2007 what they wanted to spend plan
302. 13:00to spending well how much did they spend
303. 13:02do they spent more or less not think
304. 13:04they spent way more okay let's just
305. 13:05guess what how much what do you think
306. 13:07the number is geez this is a tough one
307. 13:10Afghanistan only enough counter it says
308. 13:13uh actually says Iraq and Afghanistan
309. 13:14bracha desk yeah I'm gonna go with a
310. 13:15hundred and thirteen trillion dollars
311. 13:18whoa that's a lot I'm gonna go with uh
312. 13:21I'm gonna go with 100 billion what is it
313. 13:27they conveniently planned on spending
314. 13:30two point four trillion dollars which is
315. 13:33a very convenient number after that we
316. 13:35lost two point three but they spent
317. 13:38closer to like six or so this is the
318. 13:42worst is like if you check somebody's
319. 13:43accounting books and they just have
320. 13:45stick figures with googly eyes like what
321. 13:51are the odds that is so crazy but it's
322. 13:55not like we covered it up good they'll
323. 13:58never imagine that that that's you're
324. 13:59laundering that's your money laundering
325. 14:01war it's not but it is right like if
326. 14:05you're if you are someone that makes
327. 14:08weapons and you have a huge contract
328. 14:12with Defense Department and you have the
329. 14:14ear of the Defense Department and you
330. 14:16know you guys play golf jet and you
331. 14:18dress up like druids and burn an effigy
332. 14:21worship Molech tallow god and you start
333. 14:23talking and you say hey man what are we
334. 14:26gonna do to keep this [ __ ] I got
335. 14:27these tanks I'm making there are
336. 14:29[ __ ] wouldn't be great try them
337. 14:30out you know today my god I got a deal
338. 14:32for you well then they just walk around
339. 14:35playing golf talking [ __ ] and the next
340. 14:37thing you know
341. 14:42[Applause]