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What Actually Happens If You Try To Land On Earth 2.0 (Kepler-452b) — Transcript

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  1. 0:00Your ship drops out of cruise, and for
  2. 0:02the first time in a very long time,
  3. 0:04there is a sun in the window. That is
  4. 0:06the unsettling part. It looks right.
  5. 0:08Same yellow-white glare. Roughly the
  6. 0:10same size. If someone told you this was
  7. 0:13home, you would almost believe them.
  8. 0:15Mostly because you want to.
  9. 0:17It is not home. That star is Kepler-452,
  10. 0:21and it sits somewhere between 1,400 and
  11. 0:231,800 light-years from Earth. Either
  12. 0:25way, the light leaving this star right
  13. 0:27now will reach Earth long after everyone
  14. 0:29you know has stopped existing. How you
  15. 0:31got here does not matter. With the
  16. 0:33fastest probes humans have ever
  17. 0:35launched, this trip would take millions
  18. 0:36of years. You did it anyway. The ship is
  19. 0:39tired, you are tired, and somewhere
  20. 0:41ahead of you is the planet NASA, once
  21. 0:44introduced to the world as Earth's
  22. 0:45bigger, older cousin. Kepler-452b.
  23. 0:49In 2015, it was everywhere. A world
  24. 0:52roughly 1 and 1/2 times wider than
  25. 0:54Earth, circling a sun-like star at
  26. 0:57almost exactly the distance Earth
  27. 0:58circles ours. Its year lasts about 385
  28. 1:02days. So, if you ever live here, your
  29. 1:04birthday shows up roughly 3 weeks late.
  30. 1:07Every year. Forever. It orbits inside
  31. 1:10the habitable zone, the band around a
  32. 1:12star where liquid water could exist on a
  33. 1:14surface. That phrase did a lot of heavy
  34. 1:16lifting in the headlines. It does not
  35. 1:18mean habitable. It means not obviously
  36. 1:21ruled out. As property listings go, that
  37. 1:23is not a glowing review.
  38. 1:25You turn the ship toward it and wait. At
  39. 1:27first, it is a point of light, then a
  40. 1:29tiny pale disk. Then you realize
  41. 1:31something alarming. Nobody has ever seen
  42. 1:34this planet. Not really. The Kepler
  43. 1:36space telescope never photographed it.
  44. 1:39What Kepler saw was the star dimming
  45. 1:41very slightly a handful of times as
  46. 1:43something small passed in front of it.
  47. 1:45Every headline, every artist's
  48. 1:47impression, every hopeful article about
  49. 1:49Earth 2.0 came from a few tiny dips in
  50. 1:52starlight. From those dips, astronomers
  51. 1:55worked out the planet's size and the
  52. 1:56length of its year.
  53. 1:58Almost everything else was a guess. Its
  54. 2:00mass unknown, its air unknown, whether
  55. 2:04it has a solid surface at all, also
  56. 2:06unknown.
  57. 2:07You were about to be the first to find
  58. 2:09out, which is exciting right up until
  59. 2:11you remember that you were also the test
  60. 2:13subject.
  61. 2:15You fire the engines and slow down until
  62. 2:16the planet catches you in orbit. Now,
  63. 2:18the most important instrument on your
  64. 2:20ship is not a camera or a spectrometer,
  65. 2:22it is a clock.
  66. 2:24Because the time it takes you to loop
  67. 2:25around the planet depends on how hard
  68. 2:27the planet is pulling.
  69. 2:28Time one orbit and you can weigh an
  70. 2:30entire world. Something no telescope on
  71. 2:33Earth managed, you do with a stopwatch.
  72. 2:35And the weight decides everything
  73. 2:37because planets this size go two very
  74. 2:39different ways.
  75. 2:40Some are rocky, bigger, heavier versions
  76. 2:42of Earth with ground you can stand on.
  77. 2:45Others are puffy, rock buried deep under
  78. 2:47a thick blanket of hydrogen and helium
  79. 2:49gas. On a world like that, you do not
  80. 2:51land. You descend through air that gets
  81. 2:54thicker and hotter and heavier until the
  82. 2:57pressure crushes your ship long before
  83. 2:59anything resembling a floor arrives.
  84. 3:01You just keep sinking until you stop
  85. 3:03being a spaceship and start being a
  86. 3:05small, very expensive pebble.
  87. 3:07Kepler 452b sits right around the size
  88. 3:10where planets tend to flip from one kind
  89. 3:12to the other. Your landing plan has been
  90. 3:14a coin toss for the entire trip.
  91. 3:16The orbit timer finishes. The number
  92. 3:18comes back.
  93. 3:19In this version of events, the planet is
  94. 3:21heavy, roughly five times the mass of
  95. 3:23Earth, dense enough to be rock. There is
  96. 3:26ground down
  97. 3:27The bad news arrives with it.
  98. 3:29A planet five times heavier than Earth,
  99. 3:32but only about 1 and 1/2 times wider,
  100. 3:34pulls on you a lot harder. At the
  101. 3:36surface, you should feel somewhere
  102. 3:37around twice your normal weight. You
  103. 3:39pull up your lander specifications. They
  104. 3:41were drawn up back on Earth by engineers
  105. 3:43who did not know the planet's mass. They
  106. 3:46made a reasonable guess. You are about
  107. 3:48to learn how reasonable.
  108. 3:49You undock and start falling.
  109. 3:52On Earth, a capsule coming home from
  110. 3:54orbit hits the air at nearly 8 km per
  111. 3:56second. Here, the stronger gravity means
  112. 3:58everything in orbit moves faster. You
  113. 4:01hit the top of the atmosphere far
  114. 4:02quicker than any astronaut ever has, and
  115. 4:04the heating rises steeply with speed.
  116. 4:07The heat shield glows, then it glows
  117. 4:09harder. The window turns orange, then
  118. 4:11white. Your capsule shakes like it has
  119. 4:14opinions about this.
  120. 4:16Heavier planets can hold on to more air
  121. 4:18than Earth does, and this one seems to
  122. 4:20have kept plenty. The atmosphere grabs
  123. 4:22you earlier and harder than expected.
  124. 4:24The deceleration presses you deep into
  125. 4:26your seat, and underneath all of that,
  126. 4:29the planet itself is pulling twice as
  127. 4:30hard. For a while, breathing feels like
  128. 4:33a task you have to schedule.
  129. 4:35Then the glow fades.
  130. 4:37Thick gray cloud whips past the window.
  131. 4:39The parachutes deploy.
  132. 4:41For once, the planet is on your side.
  133. 4:44Dense air is wonderful for parachutes.
  134. 4:46Unfortunately, gravity is also pulling
  135. 4:48twice as hard. So, the air and the
  136. 4:50planet spend the rest of your descent
  137. 4:52arguing about you.
  138. 4:54The clouds break.
  139. 4:55Below you, there is dark water, a rocky
  140. 4:58coastline, and a sky full of pale haze.
  141. 5:01The thrusters fire for the final few
  142. 5:03meters.
  143. 5:04You hit the ground harder than any
  144. 5:05simulation suggested, but the landing
  145. 5:07legs hold. Everything goes quiet. You
  146. 5:10have landed on Kepler-452b,
  147. 5:13a planet so far away that the light you
  148. 5:15first spotted it by left its star before
  149. 5:17anyone on Earth had invented the
  150. 5:19printing press.
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  154. 5:26try to stand up. This is where the
  155. 5:28planet introduces itself properly.
  156. 5:30Everything weighs about twice as much.
  157. 5:32Your arms, your head,
  158. 5:34your suit, which on Earth was already
  159. 5:36heavy, and which on Kepler-452b
  160. 5:39feels like carrying a second person who
  161. 5:40refuses to walk.
  162. 5:42You push yourself up out of the seat,
  163. 5:44and your legs start to shake.
  164. 5:46Your heart has a new job, too. On Earth,
  165. 5:48it pushes blood up to your brain against
  166. 5:50one gravity.
  167. 5:52Here, it is pushing against roughly two.
  168. 5:54Stand up too fast, and blood can pool in
  169. 5:56your legs, your vision can gray out at
  170. 5:58the edges, and the cabin starts tilting
  171. 6:01in a way the cabin is definitely not
  172. 6:02tilting.
  173. 6:03So, you stand up slowly, very slowly,
  174. 6:06like someone getting out of a bath after
  175. 6:08a long day, except the bath is a planet.
  176. 6:11You open the hatch and step outside. The
  177. 6:14first thing you notice is the heat.
  178. 6:16Kepler-452b receives roughly 10% more
  179. 6:19energy from its star than Earth gets
  180. 6:20from the Sun. That does not sound like
  181. 6:22much. Climate disagrees.
  182. 6:25A small extra push of energy can tip a
  183. 6:27planet with oceans into a warmer,
  184. 6:29wetter, and much less comfortable state.
  185. 6:31Your suit's cooling system, which was
  186. 6:33designed to keep you comfortable, is now
  187. 6:35mostly concerned with keeping you alive.
  188. 6:37You take a step and immediately
  189. 6:39understand that walking is going to be a
  190. 6:41project.
  191. 6:42Every step lifts double the weight. Your
  192. 6:45thighs burn after a few dozen meters.
  193. 6:47You drop a sample container and it does
  194. 6:49not drift down the way things floated on
  195. 6:51the moon in old footage. It slams into
  196. 6:53the ground almost instantly because here
  197. 6:56falling happens fast. That includes you.
  198. 6:59Trip on a rock and you hit the ground
  199. 7:01sooner and harder than you would back
  200. 7:02home. A stumble you would laugh off on
  201. 7:04Earth could break a wrist here. So, you
  202. 7:06walk like the ground is made of glass
  203. 7:08and the planet watches you do it. You
  204. 7:10reach the shoreline and kneel next to
  205. 7:12the water.
  206. 7:13And the headlines start to look very
  207. 7:14different. Its star is old, roughly 1
  208. 7:17and 1/2 billion years older than the
  209. 7:19Sun, and stars like this slowly get
  210. 7:21brighter as they age. The Sun is doing
  211. 7:23it, too. You just never noticed because
  212. 7:26it takes hundreds of millions of years.
  213. 7:28That slow brightening is a problem for
  214. 7:30any planet with oceans. More heat means
  215. 7:33more water evaporates. Water vapor traps
  216. 7:35heat. More trapped heat means even more
  217. 7:37evaporation. If that loop runs away, the
  218. 7:40oceans can eventually be driven off into
  219. 7:42the sky and the planet ends up as a
  220. 7:44scorching greenhouse.
  221. 7:46When NASA announced Kepler-452b,
  222. 7:49the scientists behind the discovery
  223. 7:50pointed this out themselves. This planet
  224. 7:53might be going through right now what
  225. 7:54Earth will go through more than a
  226. 7:55billion years from now. So, you are not
  227. 7:57standing on Earth's twin.
  228. 7:59You might be standing on Earth's future.
  229. 8:02Whether this world is still comfortably
  230. 8:03wet or already sliding toward that
  231. 8:05runaway greenhouse is not something you
  232. 8:07can tell from one beach in one
  233. 8:09afternoon. But the direction of travel
  234. 8:11is not encouraging.
  235. 8:13And then there is the other question
  236. 8:14everyone asked back in 2015. Is anything
  237. 8:17alive here? This star system is older
  238. 8:20than ours. If life ever started on
  239. 8:22Kepler-452b,
  240. 8:24it could have had a head start of more
  241. 8:25than a billion years on life back home.
  242. 8:28That is either the most exciting fact in
  243. 8:30the universe or a deeply concerning one,
  244. 8:32depending on what that life decided to
  245. 8:34do with its spare time.
  246. 8:36You scan the shoreline. Rocks, water,
  247. 8:39haze, nothing waves back. That does not
  248. 8:42mean nothing is here. If an alien
  249. 8:44dropped onto a random spot on Earth, it
  250. 8:46would most likely splash into an empty
  251. 8:48stretch of ocean and decide the planet
  252. 8:50was boring. Searching a whole world for
  253. 8:52life takes years, not one walk on a
  254. 8:54beach. And years, it turns out, are
  255. 8:56exactly what you have because you are
  256. 8:59not leaving anytime soon.
  257. 9:01Remember those engineers back home
  258. 9:02guessing at the planet's mass? This is
  259. 9:04where the guess gets expensive. To reach
  260. 9:07orbit from Earth, rockets need around 8
  261. 9:09km/s plus extra to fight the air and the
  262. 9:12pull of gravity on the way up.
  263. 9:14Kepler-452b's stronger pull pushes that
  264. 9:17requirement much higher.
  265. 9:19And rockets do not scale nicely. To go
  266. 9:21faster, you need more fuel. But fuel is
  267. 9:23heavy, so you need more fuel to lift
  268. 9:26that fuel, which needs more fuel to lift
  269. 9:28that. On a heavy enough planet, the
  270. 9:30rocket you need to escape stops being
  271. 9:32twice as big and becomes many times
  272. 9:34bigger.
  273. 9:35You look at your ascent stage. It was
  274. 9:37built for a lighter planet. It was built
  275. 9:39for a guess.
  276. 9:41It turns out landing on Kepler-452b was
  277. 9:43the easy part. Gravity was delighted to
  278. 9:45help with that. It is much less
  279. 9:47interested in letting you go.
  280. 9:49So you do the only thing you can still
  281. 9:51do. You call home.
  282. 9:53You point your antenna at an
  283. 9:54empty-looking patch of sky. Your sun is
  284. 9:57in there somewhere.
  285. 9:58From this far away, it is far too faint
  286. 10:00to see with your own eyes. You send the
  287. 10:03message anyway. I made it.
  288. 10:05The planet is real. I cannot leave. The
  289. 10:08message travels at the speed of light,
  290. 10:10and it will still take somewhere between
  291. 10:1114 and 18 centuries to arrive. When it
  292. 10:14gets there, the people who built your
  293. 10:16ship will be long gone. So will their
  294. 10:18grandchildren. Whoever reads it will be
  295. 10:20living in a world you cannot picture,
  296. 10:22receiving news from someone who stopped
  297. 10:24existing a very long time ago. Your
  298. 10:26supplies will last as long as supplies
  299. 10:28last. After that, Kepler-452b
  300. 10:31gets either its first grave or its first
  301. 10:33permanent resident. From the planet's
  302. 10:35point of view, there is not much
  303. 10:37difference. And here is the final irony.
  304. 10:40Back on Earth, a few years after the big
  305. 10:42announcement, astronomers went back
  306. 10:44through Kepler's data. The signal from
  307. 10:46Kepler-452b was faint, sitting
  308. 10:48uncomfortably close to the telescope's
  309. 10:50background noise. Some researchers
  310. 10:52argued that with the data available,
  311. 10:55nobody could confidently confirm the
  312. 10:56planet existed at all. It might be real,
  313. 10:59it might be a statistical ghost. So the
  314. 11:02famous Earth 2.0, the planet on the
  315. 11:04posters and in the headlines, quietly
  316. 11:07spent years as a scientific maybe.
  317. 11:09Which means the message drifting away
  318. 11:11from you right now will be the first
  319. 11:12real proof that it exists. You crossed
  320. 11:15more than a thousand light-years to
  321. 11:16stand on a world that might not have
  322. 11:17been there. It is. You are standing on
  323. 11:20it. Heavy, hot, exhausted, and
  324. 11:23permanently stuck.
  325. 11:24Your suit beeps. The haze shifts and for
  326. 11:27a moment you can see the star again,
  327. 11:29high overhead, almost exactly like the
  328. 11:31sun. Just a little older, just a little
  329. 11:34brighter, and getting brighter every
  330. 11:36year. Exactly like yours will.

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