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0:003 weeks ago, I asked the funniest three
0:02people I know to break the drive-thru
0:03fast food challenge world record. I knew
0:06it'd be fun, but I did not expect for
0:08that day to be the most I've ever
0:09laughed in my entire life. I knew I had
0:11to run something back with them, but
0:13this time do something even crazier. So,
0:15I rented a $100,000 RV and a 40 acre
0:18property in the mountains of California
0:20to go camping for the first time in our
0:22lives and spend a full 24 hours
0:24together. Let's do this.
0:26Listen, we're doing a 24-hour camping
0:30stream. We're going to Big Bear. It's
0:32me, Jason the Wing, Pudgy, and Not Quite
0:34Like Dub aka Father.
0:37>> Great intro. We got camping outfits.
0:40Okay, pull up. Pull up, y'all. Pull up.
0:42>> I'm not going to lie. I texted the group
0:43chat. I got Pudgy Triple XL and then
0:46Pudgy came back to me and said I'm a
0:476XL. I didn't even know that.
0:49>> If I text you that in a group chat, why
0:51the is Twitch hearing about that?
0:53[laughter]
0:53>> Wait, some private
0:56weird. Yeah, that's some weird
0:59a 6x.
1:01>> Oh,
1:01>> no. I'm talking about like how did you
1:02even like how did you know that? Like
1:04what story did you go to?
1:05>> Did you gradually start going up? Like
1:07was it a X?
1:08>> I'm not a 6X. I was trolling.
1:09>> No, like when I when I picked this up, I
1:11know.
1:11>> WHY ARE YOU STARING ME IN MY EYES? I'M
1:13NOT YOUR PREACHER.
1:15>> Relate to you.
1:17>> I'M THE
1:20FIT YOU.
1:21>> THAT'S DECENT. You look like you taking
1:23barbecue sauce. [laughter]
1:25>> You look like after you open your sauce
1:27to your nuggets, you lick the little
1:28aluminum part.
1:30>> LEAVE EVERYBODY. LEAVE ALONE.
1:32>> EVERYBODY lick the mother aluminum.
1:34>> You look allergic to applesauce.
1:38>> They say smokey the beer.
1:41>> All right, let me stop reading comments.
1:42>> Bro, this look like we the the
1:45[laughter]
1:46run around.
1:47>> This is the camping color.
1:49>> JUST GO AROUND THE LOOK. I think me and
1:52Py got
1:54my
1:55>> say Mexican.
1:57>> Well, what you mean? Why you
1:58stereotyping?
1:59>> Why? Why you hanging on MS-13?
2:00>> Yeah. Why you stereotyping?
2:01>> Why you cartel 13? [laughter]
2:04>> It's some amigos.
2:06>> No, no, no.
2:07>> A [ __ ] out there right now.
2:09>> Tell him what you did yesterday cuz I
2:10flew you out yesterday. Had a chill.
2:12>> Yeah. N layover.
2:14>> No, he didn't.
2:15>> No, he didn't.
2:16>> Bro, your pilot was Denzel Washington.
2:20That [ __ ] was flying the plane upside
2:21down
2:22>> for you to get here.
2:23>> NO,
2:24>> THAT [ __ ] [ __ ] PILING WAS DEAD.
2:28>> WHY THAT WAS BORING? THEY WAS LIKE,
2:30"LISTEN, MAN. This NBA right here, BRO.
2:33>> WHY ARE YOU WEARING YOUR BANDANA LIKE
2:35THAT?
2:35>> WHY ARE you wearing a bandana like
2:37that?"
2:38>> That Jason can literally turn anything
2:40to a weapon. You ever seen Asian in the
2:42movies?
2:43>> Yeah.
2:43>> Like holding a piece of paper
2:45>> and like Jackie Chan
2:45>> and then cut a whole body off.
2:47>> Cut a [ __ ] body off. Vietnamese. Hey,
2:50you the lame Asian. [laughter]
2:51>> You a lower chair Asian. No.
2:53>> No. I'm not.
2:54>> Like Vietnamese is one of the top tier,
2:57bro.
2:58>> I never even seen I speak Vietnamese.
3:00>> Let me hear something.
3:01>> Sm.
3:02>> Bro, you're like a black ops one enemy.
3:12>> Just blow his head off, baby. BEFORE THE
3:16[ __ ] EVEN STOP TALKING. JUST BLOW THIS
3:18[ __ ] HEAD OFF.
3:20>> BRO, YOU LOOK LIKE A BLACK OPS ONE
3:21ENEMY, BRO. Oh my god.
3:24>> Bro, I don't take nothing serious. You
3:26know what me after that?
3:27>> What?
3:27>> You said Duke is hideous.
3:28>> No, I said Duke going to look better
3:30than me.
3:30>> Come on now.
3:31>> Either way, both delusional.
3:32>> You think Duke look better than you? Why
3:34are you asking another man? Am I more
3:35attractive than another man?
3:37>> I said no, but I'm not going to answer
3:39that. Why don't you ask me what do you
3:40think about women? So, there's so many
3:42women in the world we woring about
3:43another. Bro, there's like women on
3:44TikTok live showing their feet playing
3:46mobile games and asking me if I'm more
3:48attractive than another man. [ __ ] It's
3:50a circle conversation. Why you just
3:52pointing out?
3:52>> You're the one that said, "Do you think
3:53Duke is more attractive?"
3:54>> Okay, SO WHAT THE [ __ ] YOU BRINGING UP?
3:57>> He's straight for me. SINCE YOU BRING UP
3:59STRAIGHT, I DON'T THINK ABOUT MEN. I ASK
4:01IF YOU WATCH MY STREAMS, I say, "Why do
4:04we keep talking about other mogging
4:05edits and [ __ ] I think that's that's
4:06sus."
4:08>> I like looking at women, gang.
4:09>> Thank you.
4:10>> I don't feel comfortable around that
4:11don't play games. All right. So, I put
4:12my side out of a woman. I'm gay.
4:14>> WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT? WHAT are you
4:16TALKING WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
4:19WE CAN PLAY GAY.
4:21LISTEN,
4:23IF YOU DON'T, YOU'RE GAY.
4:25>> NO, YOU CAN PLAY GAY.
4:27>> IF YOU DON'T JOKE GAY, [laughter]
4:28>> BUT PLAYING GAY IS LIKE THIS. ALL RIGHT,
4:30LET'S DO SOME RIGHT.
4:31>> NO, THAT'S A crazy phrase.
4:33>> What I'm saying is you can play gay and
4:35make a gay joke, but you was 33 dead ass
4:37looked me in my eyes saying, "Do you
4:38think Duke looks better than you?"
4:40That's just being gay.
4:42It's not.
4:42>> That's not being gay.
4:43>> It is. I don't want a homie
4:44conversation.
4:45>> So, do you think he looks better than
4:46you?
4:46>> Oh, do
4:47>> Yeah.
4:47>> I don't think that.
4:48>> I don't think I know. [laughter]
4:51>> You know,
4:51>> I know.
4:53>> I'm not about to sit here and play and
4:54think,
4:54>> bro, your confidence levels are low.
4:56>> NO, I'M NOT ABOUT CONFIDENCE.
4:57>> I I
4:59WRONG.
4:59>> I'm not going to lie, T. I think you can
5:01hang with Duke.
5:02>> Hang with Duke where?
5:02>> No, I just got
5:05I think you and Duke, it's like a U
5:08clash. I think you can hang with Duke.
5:09He's only saying it cuz he's seen the
5:10tip of my He never seen that, didn't he?
5:12>> I've never seen the tip of your
5:14>> No, you did. I showed you on last.
5:16>> You showed me. I swear to God to this
5:19day.
5:19>> He showed you last week.
5:21>> Wait, you seen it?
5:22>> Yeah.
5:23>> Oh, that's like It's got to be a 30
5:24second fight, right?
5:26>> Yeah,
5:26>> bro. He's a boss battle though. He You
5:28hear music when you fight him.
5:31>> You hear music when you come on the
5:32screen.
5:33>> Oh, listen. I think we should go to the
5:34RV.
5:35>> Here. Come to my car, but don't look at
5:36my tire. I got a car, too. So I unlock
5:37my car, right? Now watch when I lock it.
5:40>> You are 40 years old.
5:43>> My lock.
5:45[screaming]
5:46>> That [ __ ] was hard.
5:48>> That [ __ ] was hard.
5:50>> No, that [ __ ] was ass, bro.
5:51>> Thank you.
5:52>> Hi, my name is Dub and welcome to our
5:54RV.
5:56>> Yeah.
5:57>> This is our portable couch right here.
5:58It goes everywhere we go. Wait, this one
6:00right here.
6:01>> So, um, this is our tin sleep up there.
6:04>> Oh, this is Pudgy's uh spot right here.
6:06This is where he's going to be camping.
6:07>> You make a tip over. [ __ ] it.
6:08>> This is my favorite spot. Microwave.
6:12>> Where is this water coming from?
6:13>> I'm going to be honest. I don't know.
6:15How is there water?
6:16>> Yeah. How is there water in there?
6:17>> I don't understand. Okay. Already
6:18digging in the fridge.
6:20>> You need to set an example, bro. You
6:22letting that's morbidly obese think it's
6:25cool. Like, do a push-up and to motivate
6:27these.
6:28>> Yeah. Do a jumping jack and make us get
6:29three FLAT TIRES.
6:31>> NO. NO. NO. NO. STOP. STOP. STOP. STOP.
6:32>> BRO, I INSTANTLY GOT A HEADACHE. I got a
6:34migraine now.
6:35>> I've never seen a gay looking Asian
6:37before, but when he chucked his shirt
6:38in, it gave me instant.
6:39>> Wait, have you ever Have you ever seen a
6:41Asian woman pregnant?
6:43>> I never seen Asian twins either.
6:44>> For hygiene, cuz we have a full shower.
6:46>> Full-blown shower, man. If somebody get
6:48wants to, you know, clean themsel,
6:50>> bro. Man to man, you can't, bro. You
6:52like you like a hole, but you are
6:54melting.
6:55>> And this is where I'm going to be
6:56kicking it.
6:56>> Just imagine a girl, bro. Let me get He
6:59kind of like, [laughter] bro, hold on,
7:02man. Because I feel like I'm literally
7:03going to call the police if you
7:05[laughter] go like I swear to God,
7:08>> bro. If you was a woman laying right
7:09there.
7:10>> Exactly.
7:10>> Bro, that [ __ ] is a QTE event. You can't
7:12move your controller.
7:13>> I'm not going to lie. If I was a I'm
7:15charging you 800 for 15 minutes.
7:17>> Wow. That's only 150.
7:20>> No, 800 every 15 minutes.
7:22>> Let me see.
7:23>> Oh, scoot over a little bit. Scoot to
7:24the edge. To edge,
7:26>> bro. Why you got to army crawl?
7:28[laughter]
7:30Just scoot over.
7:31>> Yeah. WHY ARE YOU USING YOUR ELBOW?
7:33SCOOT OVER.
7:36>> Come on, bro. Why are you sitting
7:37criss-cross, man? Sit like a man, man.
7:39>> I feel like you know if I Oh [ __ ] Was
7:42that the bed?
7:43>> Oh [ __ ]
7:44>> Come on.
7:46>> Come on, bro. I THIS IS A RENTED RV. HOW
7:50DID YOU ALREADY BREAK IT?
7:53>> So y'all going to blame the that was
7:54here first? NOT THE NECK.
7:58HOW'D you get off that? I thought that
8:00was your
8:00>> NOT THEM OTHER THREE THAT GOT ON. Y'ALL
8:02going to try to
8:03>> Oh boy. Fat farming.
8:05>> You know what we got to do?
8:06>> What?
8:07>> Honorary Doug Doug.
8:08>> What does that mean?
8:09>> Let's pick a fast food restaurant before
8:12we go to the Bass Pros cuz that's what
8:13it's routed to cuz we got to get fishing
8:15gear.
8:15>> It's like new. Is that like some 2026
8:17[ __ ] What? Wahi. Wahi.
8:20>> That's been around some like on
8:24you know what I mean? I've been saying
8:25that
8:26>> I've been saying that for years. My
8:27dad's mother asked you ABOUT YOUR
8:30PERSONAL LIFE, [ __ ] [laughter]
8:33>> LET'S DO THIS. LET'S CALL OUR DAD RIGHT
8:35NOW AND SEE YOU.
8:36>> CAN YOU CALL YOUR POPS?
8:36>> My dad's dad.
8:38>> Wait. Yeah, let's keep going. Let's say
8:40[laughter] we keep going.
8:41>> I would LIKE NO, NO, HE SAID IT FIRST.
8:44>> NO, I DON'T KNOW MY DAD.
8:45>> I DON'T LIKE THAT.
8:46>> YEAH, I DIDN'T KNOW HIS DAD was dead. My
8:48fault, bro.
8:49>> No, no, IT'S COOL.
8:49>> THERE'S NO WAY. BUT LIKE A YOU GOT to
8:51lie when your dad's dead. You can't just
8:53put that out there and be like, "Bro,
8:54my" And you know what? Don't know.
8:55>> You don't have to lie about your dad.
8:56>> You can just BE LIKE, "NO, I CAN'T."
8:58>> WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO LIKE,
8:59>> YEAH. DON'T JUST SAY THAT.
9:00>> LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR FATHER.
9:01>> YEAH. Who's your dad? What's his name?
9:03>> I don't know. That's exactly.
9:06>> OH MY GOD.
9:08>> WHAT THE
9:10WHY IS HE GOING? WHAT THE [ __ ] IS GOING
9:12ON? HELLO.
9:13>> IS THAT NORMAL,
9:14>> BRO? You getting money.
9:17GETTING MONEY.
9:19LET ME [laughter] OUT.
9:20>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED THOUGH.
9:22>> I JUST got to be in.
9:25>> Bro, you was a bro. I ain't going to
9:26lie. I don't like LOOKING AT YOU, BRO.
9:27>> I AIN'T GOING TO LIE, BRO. You cannot
9:29tell me that you're not 31. Like, even
9:31with your birth certificate tatted on
9:33your face. Now, YOU LOOK 31
9:37FACE, MOTHER.
9:38>> BRO, look at you. You look like a Death
9:41Jam character, bro. Look like you be
9:42Bro, what is he talking about? You like
9:44>> creator,
9:46bro? You're hideous, bro. I ain't going.
9:48>> I look a little better than you,
9:49>> bro. YOU YOU LOOK LIKE SOMEONE I CAN BUY
9:51AND WEAR, BRO. YOU LOOK LIKE
9:52>> A LITTLE BETTER than that. You're not,
9:55>> bro. You look like you have a thousand
9:56HP out of out of all four of us. Who is
9:58the best?
9:59>> I'm not four.
10:00>> No, I'm not for We got to all
10:03unanimously agree he's four. No, you're
10:04four for sure.
10:06>> You don't even look like you're done
10:07yet. Like it looked like like or like
10:09you came out.
10:10>> Yeah, it just looked like it was like
10:11God was like, "Hold on real quick." And
10:13then got busy. Got a phone call. It's
10:14like when you was born in your face.
10:17>> Number one. Number two, number three.
10:19Number four. Unbiased.
10:20>> Now, I'm going to be honest with you,
10:21right?
10:22>> Number four.
10:23>> I'm going be honest. If he wasn't
10:24streaming, what would he be doing?
10:25>> I'd be a doctor. I can see him working
10:27in that golden corral.
10:28>> God.
10:29>> Oh my god. We bought him the out of
10:31>> How do you bottom out in the RV? Hey, we
10:33about to blow that [ __ ]
10:34>> The deposit is gone. The bottom.
10:36>> Y'all know Jason was crying when he uh
10:39>> Never mind.
10:40>> What? Say it. Say it.
10:41>> No, that wasn't Twitch. That wasn't
10:42Twitch legal because he would have said
10:44it.
10:44>> Yeah, it wasn't.
10:45>> I had to stop. No, bro. When you did
10:46your commercial first, did you ever see
10:48his commercial?
10:48>> I saw that [ __ ]
10:49>> He had a Jerry curl.
10:50>> This is This was you, bro. It's not me.
10:52>> Let me see. Let me see. Pull up ice
10:54cream. [ __ ] Oh,
10:56>> I typed I typed in Jerry Curl.
10:58>> Racist ain't
10:59>> cuz I didn't know what a Jerry curl was.
11:01>> Wait, so where are your FIRST BLACK
11:03PEOPLE?
11:04>> NO. NO,
11:05>> BRO. He has a compilation of saying
11:06>> No, I don't, bro. No, I
11:09>> No, I ain't going to lie. My My Chinese
11:10homies say uh all the time. If I call
11:12him, I would beat the out.
11:14>> I would never.
11:14>> Wait, so you anti I'd never let no
11:16non-black person call me any word.
11:18>> And listen, T Bs, I would never, bro.
11:19>> So if I watch this video,
11:21>> watch the video and I have an
11:23explanation for every clip,
11:25>> bro. I don't even want to hear [ __ ] be
11:27[ __ ] I would I would never ever ever.
11:29>> Unless you say,
11:31>> that's not even my
11:33>> Wait, what?
11:34>> What? Well, you know how the agents be
11:35like, but they not saying trying to see.
11:38[laughter]
11:40>> Why are you so close to him?
11:43>> First off, I was sitting there at first.
11:44Ask him why did he sit right here, bro?
11:48>> Cuz I wanted to be in between everybody.
11:50>> Let me say this. I will walk home. If
11:53I'm any If I'm If I'm 100t by this
11:55sleeping, I'm walking home.
11:56>> No, no. We all So, I got a tent of four
12:00person tent.
12:00>> I'm not even trying to hear what you're
12:02talking about. Oh, y'all [ __ ] have to.
12:04>> If I got to sleep next to him, this
12:06going to be THE WORST NEWS ARTICLE NEXT
12:08[laughter] TO Y'ALL READING IN THE NEXT
12:09COUPLE DAYS. They going to be like
12:12everything was cool.
12:13>> It's not even
12:14>> He has sleep apnea.
12:15>> All right, watch. I'm telling you, bro.
12:17>> Yeah, you still on this sleep.
12:18>> DON'T OPEN THAT BAG, BOY. IT'S got
12:20something
12:22Wake up. It's going to be his head,
12:24>> bro. This can't breathe.
12:26>> I can't breathe. I can't SAT HERE.
12:31[laughter]
12:35HEY,
12:38what are YOU [laughter]
12:43DOING?
12:44>> BRO, they look like a hairpiece, bro.
12:45That's terrible work, bro.
12:47>> Bro, you look like a
12:48>> Bro, he's
12:52y'all making only I HATE THAT Y'ALL
12:55DRESS LIKE
12:57IT,
12:58>> BRO. I can't even tell you.
12:59>> Oh my god. No, no, no. Oh, he didn't
13:01show it. He didn't show it. He didn't
13:02show it.
13:03>> He didn't show it.
13:04>> He didn't show it.
13:06>> Yes.
13:06>> Yes. I know exactly.
13:07>> BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT THE HAIRCUT LOOK
13:09LIKE.
13:10>> NO, BRO. I DON'T EVEN
13:11>> TAKE YOUR HAT BACK OFF.
13:12>> YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE ONE OF THEM.
13:13>> NO.
13:14>> You're telling me I look like
13:16>> Whoa. [screaming]
13:18>> Yo, that's crazy.
13:21>> Yo, you better have a new compilation.
13:23[laughter]
13:23>> NEVER in my life.
13:25>> You don't look like Hitler per se. He
13:27like a little mix of like Charlie
13:28Chapman like never ever heard that. [ __ ]
13:31is Charlie Chapman?
13:33>> Who is Charlie?
13:33>> He's like one of the first comedian like
13:36back in the day black and white.
13:37>> I'm not going to lie. I'm hot, bro. I
13:39might use a shower.
13:40>> I said we all I said we all take this in
13:42the shower.
13:43>> Like he couldn't do nothing against all
13:45three of them.
13:45>> What the?
13:46>> Especially him.
13:48>> Tell you what I do. So how I do it is I
13:50start I get myself up by watching a
13:52video on Twitter and then I go to my own
13:54your own what videos. I thought I was
13:56the only [ __ ] that do [ __ ] like
13:58that. And it's not even going to my own
14:00videos. I love doing a startup and
14:02finishing to nothing that do startup. I
14:04watch something for a startup.
14:06>> Yeah, I started
14:06>> like if I want to watch something on my
14:08phone, I would never start a YouTube.
14:09>> No, but like why not? I I just start
14:11with my own videos off.
14:12>> No, I start with something else first
14:13then my own videos.
14:14>> Yeah,
14:15>> I'm going to be honest. Pudgy, what does
14:16your videos look like? Like
14:19>> No, no, no.
14:20>> I really want to see. LIKE YOU DON'T
14:21HAVE TO SHOW ME.
14:21>> NO, I WANT TO SEE.
14:23>> STOP. STOP.
14:25I'M NOT GOING TO LIE,
14:25>> BRO. IS that feet?
14:27>> WHAT IS THAT?
14:27>> YEAH. IS THIS NORMAL,
14:29>> BRO? YOU SHOWING UP, BRO. YOU GOOD?
14:33>> What's up, [screaming]
14:42>> bro? You are you insane?
14:44>> No, I'm just saying [ __ ] is on Twitter.
14:47[ __ ] is in hidden.
14:49>> I remember the first stream that I seen
14:51you, you was in you you was in like a
14:53island. Oh yeah,
14:54>> that was ass, bro. Like that, this was
14:57just sitting there in a gray black
14:58camera.
14:59>> I kept that was ass.
15:02>> What streamer is on an island for seven
15:04days?
15:05>> That was ass, bro. That [ __ ] was just
15:07sitting there in a black and gray
15:09camera. I was just
15:10>> Yeah, you watched me when I was
15:12sleeping, bro.
15:13>> That was ass, bro. Actually, your chat
15:15was an ass.
15:15>> Yo, the first time I I the first time I
15:18pulled up to a dub stream, I seen you
15:20moving furniture, Dub.
15:21>> I don't know what you're talking about.
15:22You are doing a moving furniture stream,
15:25dub.
15:26>> Oh, hell no.
15:27>> What the Oh, no. So, look. So, then I
15:29then I got to watching I'm like, "Oh,
15:31this is literally a good ass streamer."
15:33It was It was like And then when I met
15:35you and to see how much you put into
15:37this [ __ ] I'm like, "Oh, I understand.
15:38I don't." But that that
15:39>> that was longer than 45 seconds.
15:41>> No. No. Cuz you stopped and you was
15:42talking about
15:455 minutes.
15:45>> But then I'm not going to lie, that
15:47seven that [ __ ] was ass, bro.
15:50Y'all did y'all watch it?
15:51>> We're all entitled to our like he was on
15:53an island.
15:53>> We're all entitled to our own clip.
15:55>> I sent a clip of this [ __ ] just walking
15:56in saying I said, "Bro, I'm not
15:58watching."
15:58>> Wait. And you were not by yourself.
16:00>> I was with a production team similar to
16:02the Amazon, bro.
16:03>> No, we was by ourselves.
16:05>> They had a camp. They had to walk about
16:06a mile from
16:07>> Exact same.
16:09>> You would say we need cameraman, bro. He
16:11was spawning right there.
16:12>> Bro, no. Listen, listen. We had
16:14cameraman, but they wouldn't interact
16:15with me.
16:15>> No, that's it.
16:16>> But I was watching. He just said, "Bro,
16:18when we going to get food?"
16:19>> Like, I'm not going to lie. Like, for
16:20real, I'm hungry.
16:22>> I feel like we've been in this RV.
16:23>> Five. We only got 5 miles away.
16:25>> My dad was an electrician. My mom, she
16:27owns her own bookkeeping and accounting
16:29company. She's a CPA.
16:30>> Okay. What about you,
16:32>> my dad? My mom.
16:38[screaming]
16:44>> They good people, man. THAT HARD, BRO.
16:50[ __ ] WAS TRYING to
16:55>> I was trying not to
16:57>> All right. Rock, paper, scissors. Rock,
16:58pop eyes or In-N-Out. Wait, what you
17:00want?
17:01>> Well, what do you want?
17:02>> Wait, wait. Rock, paper, scissors.
17:04>> Then I want Panda.
17:05>> Oh, wait. So, we all want So, Popeyes.
17:07Pop eyes. Pop [ __ ] Popeyes.
17:08>> No, no, I want Panda,
17:09>> bro. You don't have no hair under you.
17:11You don't have no hair here or here.
17:12>> I don't have eyelashes.
17:13>> How do you stop the rains from going in
17:15your eye? It's cuz when I was little
17:17when I was little, I had uh peacock and
17:20I
17:20>> No, you have little eyes. But like when
17:22you go to sleep, you take your skin off.
17:25>> You like I think that you are like like
17:27you're not real. Like
17:28>> he's not a real human.
17:29>> I think like you tear your face off
17:31something.
17:32>> I'm not real because I'm I'm Asian. Bro,
17:35what are y'all saying? I'M A REGULAR
17:36HUMAN BEING. BRO, I JUST HAD Popeyes
17:38yesterday. I'm not trying to eat that
17:40again. Of course you
17:41>> Why are y'all scaring me in my eyes? I'm
17:43about the food.
17:43>> Bro, can you give me another restaurant?
17:45McDonald's, bro. I take McDonald's a
17:47McDonald's.
17:48>> I had McDonald's. I [ __ ] it for 38.
17:51McN, bro,
17:53>> didn't Burger King just drop like a new
17:55meal,
17:55>> bro. We about to Hey,
17:58>> I got a shotgun. They got They got They
18:00got spicy nuggets.
18:01>> We going to Mickey De's, boy.
18:03>> All right, let's go to McDonald's.
18:04>> Yeah, we going to Mickey DECE
18:07[cheering]
18:08[applause] on uh Yo 101. Get off on
18:11brand.
18:11>> No, don't don't listen to that dumb man.
18:13>> I used to live over here. Follow the
18:14GPS, bro. He don't know what the he
18:16talking about, bro. Everybody that comes
18:17to McDonald's dies. What are you talking
18:20about, bro? What is he talking?
18:22>> I'm not going to laugh, bro. You about
18:23to talk about death,
18:24>> bro. These people aren't real.
18:25>> Are we doing a kiosk or something?
18:26>> I'm doing a kiosk.
18:27>> No, no, no. We got to go cashier right
18:29here.
18:29>> It's motion, man. That's what I'm
18:31saying. So, yeah.
18:31>> Get a closeup on her.
18:33>> Yeah.
18:38>> 24 hours ago. I would never submit that
18:40150.
18:41>> He can change your life, man. No, he can
18:43definitely he can defin he's locked in.
18:45But go ahead, man.
18:47>> No, they ain't nothing on your phone,
18:48bro. Hey, this [ __ ] scared.
18:49>> No, I'm not scared. You so beautiful.
18:51You got a man.
18:53You ever cheated?
18:55>> You ever cheated?
18:58>> You already let go all this. [screaming]
19:07>> Why y'all say that?
19:10LITTLE
19:11>> THE CAMERA DIDN'T KNOW THAT. YO, Y'ALL
19:12[ __ ] ARE WEIRD.
19:13>> YO, I'M NEVER DOING A PROBLEM WITH Y'ALL
19:15[ __ ] GAME.
19:16>> THIS GAME WEIRDO [ __ ] RAN ON THE OTHER
19:18SIDE OF MCDONALD'S. IT'S A KID
19:19[laughter] IN HERE.
19:21>> I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW you could move that.
19:23>> That's got to be, bro.
19:25>> Thank you so much.
19:26>> Oh my god.
19:27>> Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
19:28>> What do you think about my man Punch?
19:30Like, what do you think about
19:32>> ain't nothing wrong with
19:34handsome, right?
19:35>> He Hey, I'll tell you this, right? He He
19:37changed my life. When I met him, he
19:38changed my life for the better.
19:39>> Bro, I was homeless before I streamed
19:40with him. I just met this. He done
19:42nothing for me. [laughter]
19:45>> You a so that's up. You a weirdo.
19:48>> Can I get a um sweet time,
19:49>> bro? Can you get her number? [laughter]
19:51>> I ain't going to lie.
19:52>> Give me your number right now.
19:53>> You the man. You the man.
19:55>> Give him his number. Y'all talk about on
19:56your first date.
19:58>> He's going to jail soon.
19:59>> No, he's not.
20:01>> You got a man at home.
20:02>> You have a man like a boyfriend?
20:04>> He's not watching this.
20:05>> He has a boyfriend.
20:06>> He's not watching though. Hey, he don't
20:08give a if my girl was sitting right here
20:10while four sexy man's right here.
20:11>> Shocking. They would need the same
20:14people that will save Joe Biden from an
20:16assassination.
20:18>> You know, I would get six stars.
20:20>> No, I'm talking about a helicopter. They
20:22would have to bring a literal
20:23helicopter.
20:24>> I would be the worst human to ever move
20:25to LA,
20:26>> right?
20:27>> Bro, I would be on like Wikipedia. The
20:29murder of a thousand people in 12
20:31minutes.
20:32>> Once I'm done, Netflix will already
20:33start the show. The most tragic thing
20:36about
20:36>> filming that [ __ ]
20:37>> THEY WOULD TO START FILMING that while
20:38I'm doing that.
20:39>> Man, don't make them feel bad. You're
20:41just chilling having a conversation with
20:43us.
20:43>> You couldn't say my name in LA. People
20:45like you can't say his name, bro. I
20:46would become a partner. I'm telling you,
20:49this establishment would disappear.
20:52>> Ma'am. Ma'am, you're fine.
20:53>> Don't worry about He just He just
20:55comment.
20:55>> I would rent out a fighter jet.
20:56>> Ma'am,
20:57>> I [laughter] would
20:59contact the Air Force and be like, "Can
21:00I get an F-16 fighter jet?"
21:02>> Be honest. Hold on. We have to stop. My
21:04boyfriend may pull up and kill us.
21:05>> No, that's what I'm saying. In a good
21:07way,
21:07>> bro. Watch the You watch the exit, man.
21:10Got a tain on it. RUN OUT HERE.
21:12>> YO, LISTEN TO ME.
21:13>> Can we talk about why you just put
21:15Apollo
21:16on your Can I get my Can he get his
21:18clip? YOU A WEIRDO, BRO. HE TRYING to
21:20eat, BRO. LOOK, HE TRYING TO EAT, TOO.
21:22He got bills.
21:23>> She don't You know what I I like about
21:25us, right, in the other world? She
21:27doesn't realize how big like we are.
21:29>> Yeah. and how much you're going to see
21:31yourself literally in 15 years. He's
21:34overdoing it. You're fine. Your
21:36boyfriend, you and your boyfriend will
21:37be fine.
21:37>> We ain't thinking about her boyfriend.
21:38We just thinking about her.
21:40>> Yeah. Yeah. [laughter] You know what?
21:42Your boyfriend.
21:43>> Yeah. When he walk in here, repeat that.
21:46[laughter]
21:47>> I swear to God.
21:48>> Who you think got the littlest meat? Got
21:50the littlest meat.
21:51>> I'M I'M
21:55Who you think got the littlest meat?
21:56What?
21:58>> I don't think I will. [laughter]
22:04>> He told me the answer. [laughter]
22:10>> He told her [laughter] to answer. HE
22:13WANTED TO KNOW IF it was true if they
22:19hold. No, you got to this.
22:23[laughter]
22:24>> Bro, WHAT ARE YOU DOING, BRO? WHAT THE?
22:26YOU DON'T FEEL THAT,
22:27>> BRO? I'M NOT EATING.
22:29>> YOU DON'T FEEL THAT, BRO. [laughter]
22:31YOU DON'T FEEL THE GRASS. You feel,
22:34>> bro. What are you doing, [laughter]
22:36BRO?
22:37>> I DON'T EVEN WANT to eat, bro.
22:39>> Bro, you don't feel nothing.
22:41>> Nathan, your whole ass is up. You don't
22:44feel nothing.
22:45>> Do you tell your boyfriend you love him?
22:46>> I do.
22:47>> Do you mean it?
22:48>> Yeah, I do.
22:49>> Kind of not.
22:50>> How about a good heart?
22:52>> No, I agree. Can I be honest with you?
22:54>> You have a good heart. If you do
22:55something to me, I'll do something to
22:56you.
22:57>> And that's only fair. An eye for an eye.
22:59>> If you was my woman, this should be the
23:01last thing your eyes ever see.
23:02[laughter]
23:04>> Like you as soon as you walk in the
23:05house,
23:06>> like soon as your door unlocked, like
23:08that's it.
23:08>> Can I be honest with you,
23:09>> ma'am? Don't listen.
23:10>> If I if I was watching,
23:11>> you're just doing your job, MAN. IF LIKE
23:13HE WAS
23:13>> YOU COULD DO TO THE CAMERA. LIKE
23:15LITERALLY THE LAST thing she sees.
23:17>> Look,
23:19[laughter]
23:20>> and then never come back on.
23:21>> Can I be honest? What the
23:23>> If Dub was my favorite streamer and I
23:25watched him and I seen all four black
23:27guys talking three and a half and I seen
23:29that
23:30>> I would I would throw three grenades in
23:32that hot grease back there.
23:34[laughter]
23:37>> Bro, I would equip three grenades and
23:39put them in that hot grease and that
23:4115-year-old that has homework due
23:43tomorrow, bro. I would like [laughter]
23:48you just touched
23:53HIS MAMA SITTING UP.
23:56GOD DAMN. ANDREW STILL BRING OVER this
23:59week not knowing that this this [ __ ] is
24:03literally
24:05literally
24:08taking [laughter]
24:09>> mana. They're overdoing it. You're
24:11completely
24:12>> BREAKING MAD WITH DOG.
24:14>> YOU'RE JUST CHATTING WITH US,
24:15>> BRO. HE WAS supposed to GO HOME AT 5:00.
24:17IT'S 8:30.
24:19>> [ __ ] was supposed to GET UP AT 5:05.
24:22IT'S 9:42. THEIR MOM WAS SITTING OUTSIDE
24:25LIKE, "DAMN,
24:26>> it's packed in the I know HIS HEAD IS
24:29BLOWN."
24:29>> MA'AM, do not let you,
24:31>> bro. I would think it's a rush, BRO.
24:33IT'S THE dinner rush. This [ __ ] dead,
24:36>> bro. Get home. I'm having a claymore by
24:38the door,
24:39>> huh? Bro, stop playing, boy.
24:42[laughter]
24:45[clears throat]
24:45>> What? What is your boyfriend?
24:47>> She said her boyfriend Bill like me.
24:49>> Oh, [ __ ] They beat the [ __ ] out of us.
24:52>> Yeah. Damn.
24:54>> Bro, if I'm being serious though, when
24:55you came home from work, I would have a
24:57remote control charge by the door that
24:59would blow your legs and smitherines.
25:01>> But imagine you open Twitch and used to
25:04see Bro, when you came home, your legs
25:07would FROM THE KNEES.
25:10>> [laughter]
25:10>> BRO, it's over. As soon as you was here,
25:15[laughter]
25:16let him gaslight you, MAN. YOU WERE
25:19FINE,
25:20>> BRO. MY CHEST, BRO.
25:22>> BRO, you would think the RING CAMERA
25:23DIED,
25:25>> BRO. [laughter]
25:30You ain't leaving, [laughter]
25:34[screaming]
25:34>> bro. I'm going be watching from another
25:36apartment. [laughter]
25:38[screaming] Eddie,
25:40are you okay? [laughter]
25:42Are you okay?
25:49[laughter]
25:49>> IMAGINE YOU WALK THROUGH YOUR DOOR,
25:52[ __ ] BLOW YOUR LEGS WITH A Sam remote
25:56like,
25:58>> oh, hold on, my thumb hurt.
26:07>> [laughter]
26:10>> I'm see I would give her a hug. I'd be
26:11like, "Come here." I attach that to her
26:13back like this.
26:15[laughter]
26:19>> Bro, I'm telling you, bro. That jaw,
26:21bro. She would know SOMETHING ABOUT TO
26:22HAPPEN, BRO.
26:23>> OH MY GOD.
26:23>> I GIVE HER one last hug. I'll be for
26:25real. I'll be like this. Come here.
26:27Catch that jump and just back up. Her
26:30spinal cord gone,
26:32bro. You can't get saved after that.
26:34>> What do you do after that,
26:35>> BRO? I WOULD JUST I would sit on the on
26:37the balcony and smoke a cigarette, bro.
26:39I'd be happy as a
26:41>> That'd be the first day I smoke a jack.
26:43So, what does your boyfriend do for a
26:44living?
26:44>> He's a soldier.
26:47>> Oh, soldier. Like in the army.
26:49>> No, no, no, no, no, no.
26:50>> Oh, soldering. Yeah,
26:51>> like he does like electrical stuff.
26:53>> Oh, that's a good job.
26:54>> That [ __ ] had a hot rig and grenade,
26:55huh?
26:56>> You smart. I don't know what the [ __ ]
26:57that was.
26:57>> What? Soldering. But um y'all live
26:59together.
27:00>> Yeah, recently. We started. Oh, y'all
27:02just started living together and then
27:05>> how are we like on some real like how
27:07are y'all gonna talk about this? He's
27:09going to How old is he? First of all,
27:10>> he's my age. 24.
27:11>> Oh, he's going to see this. He's not.
27:13>> So, if he sees this, what's going to
27:14happen?
27:14>> Nothing's going to happen.
27:15>> Oh, he's not He's not He's not insecure.
27:18>> What? I don't Why you got Why you got
27:20attitude?
27:20>> I mean,
27:20>> no. No. Like I'm not getting attitude.
27:22It's like you got to do is basically
27:25what you say.
27:25>> So, he don't have So, he's not insecure.
27:27>> I don't think so. OR WAS THAT LIKE
27:29>> CLAIRE'S
27:31MOTHER? HOLY
27:33>> ABOUT
27:39my back.
27:40>> Can we end this cut scene, man?
27:41>> Let's go.
27:42>> Let's get the out of here.
27:43>> Let's go, bro.
27:44>> Follow him on on Instagram. What's your
27:45Instagram? Instagram.
27:48>> How?
27:49>> They don't have each other's number.
27:51>> He said it, [ __ ] I didn't say that.
27:53>> I don't get it. He He's got her number.
27:55>> He does not.
27:55>> He's got her number. How the did he get
27:57her now?
27:58>> I thought I I thought I knew.
28:04We got to get out of here. [laughter]
28:08>> Wait, can somebody grab a 13 COOKIE CH
28:09PLEASE?
28:10>> EVERYBODY,
28:15STOP. BRO,
28:17>> have a good day.
28:18>> You cannot do that, bro.
28:20>> I said good night. Yo,
28:22>> I realize they're actually wild as
28:24>> to 100 of them is crazy.
28:25>> And we going to talk about it to 100 of
28:27them.
28:27>> BRO, YOU CAN'T
28:29>> BRO, YOU CAN'T invite that [ __ ] back,
28:30bro.
28:32>> 100 Asian is crazy.
28:34>> How far are we from uh Big Bear? We're
28:36like 2 hours, bro.
28:37>> We're like an hour.
28:38>> About an hour. About an hour and change.
28:39>> Once we hit Once we hit Bass,
28:40>> an hour or hour and some change. That's
28:42two different things.
28:42>> About an hour or an hour?
28:43>> About an hour.
28:44>> About an hour.
28:45>> So, we got a little bit of sunlight.
28:46When I went to Big Bear last year, there
28:48was no
28:48>> Bro, nobody gives a There was no There
28:51was no black people. Why would a black
28:52person live on a hill?
28:53>> There's no black people up there.
28:55>> Wait, what you mean? I
28:56>> So you Wait, wait. How many black people
28:57did you count? Like you could tell us
28:59how many black people you see today,
29:00huh?
29:00>> No, no, no, no, no.
29:01>> But I think he's genuinely Bobby.
29:03>> I think he is talking about Big Bear
29:06like three times.
29:06>> No, but like you you made it, but like
29:08you're still
29:10>> like academically you had like no
29:12brains,
29:12>> right? Like when they said like duh like
29:15when you were little they were like duh
29:16what's oneplus 1? You probably just said
29:19like you didn't say words back to
29:21somebody that you see online recently.
29:23>> You would have been like a kid like a
29:24make a wish kid. You would have asked to
29:25sing John Cena
29:26>> DJ.
29:27>> You like can I see John Cena?
29:29>> I think you're a DJ
29:30>> next week bro you would have pulled a
29:31plug. [laughter]
29:34>> I'm just saying bro you [ __ ] up.
29:37>> I'm talking about h for [laughter]
29:39damn
29:41>> you laughing. I'M NOT LAUGHING. I ain't
29:43going for that, bro.
29:44>> That's laughing. But that's literally
29:46smiling.
29:47>> That's [ __ ] up. You're going to hell,
29:48bro.
29:49>> How that'sed up.
29:50>> How why you laughing? [laughter]
29:52>> Wait, what? What? What sickness I would
29:54have had while
29:56>> predict I would had teller
29:59joke, bro. Deep.
29:59>> You might have had like messes through
30:00the or something.
30:02>> That even a real disease, bro.
30:04>> Where you had tuberculosis?
30:05>> This [ __ ] said,
30:07>> bro, you had the plastic in your head
30:09the whole time,
30:10>> bro. You a bot, bro. Ain't your real
30:12name Devonte or something?
30:14>> His real name.
30:14>> I swear your real name was Abraham.
30:17[laughter]
30:22>> Wait, what's your real name? Pudgy.
30:23>> Marvin.
30:24>> Marvin. I thought it was
30:25>> I never knew that.
30:26>> I thought it was Salucius or something
30:28like that. Like you got a licorice last
30:30name. Like
30:31>> what's your full name?
30:34>> Bacon.
30:35>> Bro, I thought your real name was
30:36Ludacris.
30:38[laughter]
30:40Bro, this [ __ ] look racist AS
30:43[laughter]
30:44a big ass Cracker Barrel.
30:46>> Bro, Cracker Barry the most racist. He
30:48get shot like the Cracker Barrel you
30:50went to.
30:51>> Yeah, the Cracker Brewer was
30:52>> the one with the lady was dying.
30:53>> The old white lady. Well, we going to
30:55walk in here. FREEZE. [laughter]
30:59>> FREEZE.
31:00>> Oh god. Oh god.
31:02>> Wait. Wait. Get the camera. Get the
31:03camera. Hold.
31:05>> Where the are we at right now?
31:07>> Oh [ __ ]
31:08>> All right. Y'all follow me, bro. I know
31:09what I'm doing.
31:11>> Amazon.
31:11>> Hey Pudgy, I got $10. Do the speed dance
31:13real quick.
31:14>> Do the what?
31:14>> Speed dance. This that [ __ ]
31:16>> Are you talking about the one where
31:17>> Oh, the bouncing jump.
31:18>> Yeah.
31:18>> Oh, this.
31:21>> Oh,
31:23God.
31:23>> Oh, you got 10.
31:24>> No, you got to really do it.
31:26>> No, he did it.
31:26>> He did not drop his knees.
31:27>> Oh my god.
31:28>> I just
31:29>> I can't touch worms. I ain't going to
31:31lie.
31:31>> Why? I just can't.
31:32>> I can touch the worm.
31:33>> We're going to kill a worm. You know how
31:34y'all just be killing cats?
31:36>> I'm going [ __ ]
31:37>> bro. Wait, what? They be killing cats,
31:39bro. You got to say some racist [ __ ] I
31:41just plug my ears like Oh my god. Mute
31:43the mic. Mute the mic.
31:47>> You don't know nothing about catfish.
31:49>> You ain't never had no catfish. You
31:51ain't had no fat.
31:52>> My dad used to cook up. I used to eat
31:53catfish.
31:54>> No fries.
31:54>> Hey, bro. I choke out your dad.
31:56>> No, you [ __ ] put your dad in the
31:58pool. No, you wouldn't. My dad would
32:00featur
32:02like this, right? And my [ __ ] be on his
32:03neck. I would hold your dad's head and
32:05he'd be swinging like nothing.
32:07>> My dad would My dad was a
32:08>> My dad would beat your dad.
32:10>> My dad would beat the out of your dad.
32:11>> My dad would beat
32:12>> My dad was in the Vietnam War. Do you
32:14know that?
32:14>> My dad was killing people.
32:15>> My dad was in the was a general in the
32:17Vietnam.
32:18>> My dad went to prison.
32:19>> My dad used to walk up.
32:20>> So your dad fought How did he survive? I
32:23thought Vietnamese lost the the war.
32:25>> So listen. So there was a South, there
32:27was a North Viet and my dad fought.
32:31>> I [ __ ] hate you. Yo, I'mma shove this
32:33up.
32:34>> Bro, all my life I've never seen you
32:35from this far. You don't look human,
32:37bro.
32:37>> No. When you walked around the corner,
32:38bro, I almost had
32:39>> You of all people calling me and trying
32:41to dehumanize me. I look like a human,
32:43though.
32:44>> You don't You have a The size of your
32:46ear.
32:46>> Your ears are small.
32:48>> That is not human. You look like
32:50>> Your earring is bigger than your If I
32:52had to put three variants of a You're
32:55>> You look like a Jify Lube manager.
32:56>> No, bro. You look like you [laughter]
32:57make like the best moto oil.
32:59>> Of course.
33:00>> It look like when your dentist worked on
33:01your teeth, he
33:05what?
33:06>> Oh, this is a full set.
33:07>> Oh, yeah. Get this one.
33:09>> Let me put these back. I'm going show
33:11you something I learned. I learned in
33:12the hood. Yeah. You drop this right
33:14here, right? And you like, damn, I meant
33:16to grab this one.
33:17>> Oh, no. I was going to just take this
33:19box.
33:19>> We are We got to put this
33:20>> Yeah, we got to put it back, bro. You
33:22was an ignorant, bro. Stop trying to
33:23influence me to do bad [ __ ]
33:25>> I ain't going to lie, Jason. You would
33:26let a deer take advantage of I'm talking
33:28about
33:28>> I'm talking about a deer opening up his
33:30cheeks.
33:31>> Is that Doug?
33:32>> What's up, dude? I love your reviews.
33:34>> Thank you, man.
33:36>> Wic city wings. You seen that [ __ ]
33:39>> Yeah, dude.
33:39>> Did you see the the crumble cookie?
33:41>> I haven't.
33:41>> Got to watch that. That one was a
33:42banger.
33:43>> Police coming,
33:43>> bro. I'm not going to lie. I'm going to
33:45We should change in just to take Pudgy
33:47off.
33:47>> Like, we're not having it, bro.
33:50>> Bro, you genuinely go.
33:52>> You know what's crazy? Pudgy might be
33:53drowning right now. Where is
33:55>> No, I'm happy. Like,
33:56>> what are we doing? Where is the
33:58firewood?
33:59>> If we leave his ass, I wouldn't be mad.
34:01>> A [ __ ] I know. Where the did you go?
34:04>> That's [ __ ] up, bro. We just spent 30
34:06minutes and you weren't even on camera.
34:09I said hurt every single laugh, bro.
34:11>> What did I say,
34:12>> man? We ain't working for him. Let's get
34:14on a new injest and kick his ass off.
34:16>> Goddamn right.
34:17>> I said com I commented like, "Yo, tell
34:19him to grab me a rod. I'm not grabbing
34:21you. We don't have no signal." Yo, we
34:23just had a McDonald's mukbang and they
34:25mad at me for wanting a
34:29I had a hot fudge sundae, a spicy
34:32nuggets, unspicy nuggets, a ranch snack
34:35wrap, two cheeseburgers, large fries,
34:37orange soda, and a hot sea orange drink,
34:40and a red bull. How the are they mad
34:42that I went to the bathroom now? Like,
34:44what was I supposed to do? What What was
34:46I supposed to do? What the was I
34:48supposed to do, chat?
34:49>> Is that Jason the Yo, Jason the Wii,
34:52bro. face the way.
34:53>> Yo,
34:53>> it's a variant. [laughter]
34:54>> It's a variant. Set your customer.
34:56>> Yeah, shut the [ __ ] up.
34:57>> Yo, yo, can you like buy our whole
35:00entire table?
35:00>> What the
35:03weird?
35:03>> I might have done it, but then you just
35:05said, you know what? How much?
35:08>> 3,600.
35:09>> Oh, hey, let's go. Y,
35:14>> I ain't going to lie.
35:15>> If you would have tried that with me,
35:16>> there's certain things on Twitch I look
35:18at, I'm like, bro, if we wasn't live, he
35:19would have never let him do that.
35:20>> Right. What the [ __ ]
35:22>> But we loud.
35:22>> You said the NBA Young Boy is the best
35:24rapper.
35:25>> Drake is the best rapper.
35:28>> Drake is the best rapper.
35:30>> Yeah, if you want to get like
35:31>> behind Jay-Z.
35:33>> Ain't nobody ever No. All my life I
35:35never drove past anywhere and seen
35:37somebody playing Jay-Z.
35:38>> You drove past you drove driving around
35:39Pontiac.
35:41>> What the [ __ ] are you mean, bro? I live
35:43in them.
35:44>> The hills of [ __ ]
35:46the valley, [ __ ] Like, what the [ __ ]
35:48I've never heard of Compare Jay-Z to
35:50Drake again, bro. We crashed.
35:51>> JZ is way better than Drake.
35:52>> Who the [ __ ] is not?
35:53>> Jay-Z is way better.
35:54>> [ __ ] man. Michael Jackson ain't better
35:56than Drake.
35:58>> I almost just whooped you.
35:59>> Are you crazy?
36:00>> Dead ass man to man, bro. Who was his
36:01fault? You just say Michael Jackson
36:03ain't better than Drake.
36:05Great. [ __ ] Michael Jackson made
36:08>> this [ __ ] [ __ ] MUSIC.
36:09>> MICHAEL JACKSON HAD PEOPLE PASSING OUT
36:11BEFORE HE SAID A WORD.
36:12>> SO YOU DON'T THINK DRAKE HAD NOT EVEN
36:15CLOSE? MICHAEL JACKSON WAS KNOWN
36:17GLOBALLY, but we was in Brazil with the
36:19Brazil cartels screaming they don't
36:21really want to be like us. From that
36:23song, you know that song I'm talking
36:24about. What are you talking about?
36:25>> SO DRAKE CAN'T DO THAT. ARE YOU TALKING
36:26ABOUT ARENA SHOWS? The y'all [ __ ]
36:30talking about
36:30>> he's actually dumb.
36:31>> Like you think you out your mind? YOU
36:34KNOW WHO MICHAEL? HE SOLD A MILLION
36:36RECORDS BEFORE IPHONES CAME OUT. HE SOLD
36:39A MILLION RECORDS OF THRILLER.
36:40>> IF NEVER CAME OUT, DRAKE WOULD HAVE BEEN
36:42THE BIGGEST ARTIST BEFORE THEY WERE
36:44STREAMING. HE SOLD A MILLION RECORDS.
36:46>> ALPHA MUSIC STARTED BECAUSE OF DRAKE.
36:48>> HE SOLD A MILLION BECAUSE OF DRAKE. HE'S
36:50NOT ANSWERING APPLE MUSIC.
36:51>> OH, LOOK. HE'S NOT ANSWERING. Michael
36:53Jackson in a versus any artist from the
36:55beginning of time to now would never
36:56lose in the versus Michael Jackson can
36:58be beat. Kelly in a verse.
36:59>> He can beat anybody in the versus Kelly.
37:01>> Oh my. MICHAEL JACKSON CANNOT BEAT ARON
37:03KELLY. OH MY GOD.
37:06>> THEY SAY HE'S just as famous as [ __ ]
37:08Jesus. They said that. He's as famous as
37:10Jesus Christ. That that alone like you.
37:13>> Are you crazy, [ __ ] You know who
37:14Michael Jackson is? Are you [ __ ]
37:16crazy?
37:17>> If Drake go to China, I doubt anybody
37:19would know him.
37:19>> You out your [ __ ] mind, bro. What the
37:21[ __ ] are you talking about?
37:22>> Can walk somewhere and somebody could
37:24WALK PAST HIM. YOU put Michael Jackson
37:27anywhere in the 80s on the mother. You
37:29going to put that [ __ ] in Poland and
37:31kill each other get to him. Are you [ __ ]
37:33>> there's no way he can go.
37:34>> He's nowhere. HE CAN'T GO NOWHERE,
37:37>> BRO. MICHAEL JACKSON. I'm talking about
37:39internet tribe NO [ __ ] [ __ ]
37:43Michael
37:46>> Michael Jackson is the greatest musician
37:48of all time. Who do you think is the
37:49best player basketball player of all
37:51[ __ ] time?
37:52>> All time.
37:52>> All time.
37:53>> Michael Jordan.
37:54>> No.
37:54>> This [ __ ] is
37:56>> he's rage baiting.
37:56>> No.
37:57>> You think Michael Jordan is better than
37:58reverse psychology?
38:00>> He's rage baiting. He's rage baiting.
38:01>> And you better say some real numbers.
38:02Hold on. Hold on. Say better. Hold on.
38:05You got Michael Jordan over LeBron
38:08James. LeBron James the number one
38:11leading scorer of all time. Top top five
38:14in assist TOP 10 IN REBOUNDS. TOP 10 IN
38:17all
38:17>> top five.
38:18>> TOP FIVE IN ALL STATS.
38:20>> LET ME STOP. LET ME SAY THIS. If we're
38:22you're talking about PlayStation to
38:24PlayStation 3, that's what the [ __ ]
38:25you're talking
38:28about. He's right.
38:30>> IF WE'RE TALKING ABOUT MICHAEL JORDAN
38:32MICHAEL JORDAN TODAY, HE'S THE MARTY
38:34ROSEN. HOW THE [ __ ]
38:34>> BUT LEBRON JAMES IN any era, he's a
38:37witch. In any ERA, LEBRON JAMES WOULD BE
38:40A [ __ ] BUT LEBRON JAMES MICHAEL JORDAN
38:45IF MICHAEL JORDAN was in THE LEAGUE
38:47RIGHT NOW.
38:49ALL RIGHT.
38:49>> YOU guys crazy.
38:50>> HE MIGHT NOT BE BETTER THAN DEMAR.
38:52>> WATCH THIS. THE SAME LAYUPS THEY PRAISE
38:53MICHAEL JORDAN FOR. I SEE KYRIE DOING IN
38:55PRACTICE.
38:57>> NO, I ain't going to lie. It look like
38:58you roll into your cover though. You
39:00heard [laughter] me. It look like you
39:02roll into your cover. I do.
39:03>> It look like every time you use the
39:05toilet, you get wet. I wore a diaper
39:06till I was 4 years old.
39:08>> That's that's that's kind of like
39:10>> that was we didn't even know that.
39:11>> Like do your own steps. You know what I
39:12mean? Like follow your own path. You
39:14know what I mean? You do weird like when
39:16you go to sleep, you turn your Ray-B
39:17band glasses on to see what your body
39:19see if you sleep.
39:21>> How do you think of that?
39:22>> Look like you got on lick on earrings
39:23like you lick them stick them on your
39:25ear. You got a random
39:26>> No, it doesn't, bro.
39:28>> Bro, that looks like a a bike helmet,
39:30bro. It look like you hiding a Tweety
39:32Bird on your head. You like One Punch
39:33Man when he was in that tournament. His
39:35[ __ ] was blonde.
39:36>> It look like every time you told your
39:37parents you was hungry, they cried.
39:40>> The only time you got in trouble was in
39:41school was when you tried to write with
39:43a red pin for some reason trying to be
39:44cool.
39:45>> Your father took all the door knobs off
39:46of every door in the crib.
39:47>> You had a mood ring and it was always
39:49mild. The mild color.
39:51>> For some reason, you had a a cow in your
39:53living room. You just told people to
39:54ignore it.
39:55>> For some reason,
39:58>> for some reason, tube socks was banned
40:00in your house for some reason. What?
40:02[laughter]
40:03What did that mean? Bro, when you when
40:05you walked in, you had a picture of
40:06Asian Jesus on the wall.
40:10>> Y'all adopted a dog that can track crack
40:13from anywhere. [laughter]
40:14>> Can y'all do that to me too, [ __ ]
40:16>> What?
40:16>> What?
40:17>> Like wrinkle me too.
40:19>> When you when you get on planes, they
40:20had to say a warning. It's extra
40:22[laughter] turbulence.
40:23>> Your ass eat double peanut butter and
40:25jelly sandwiches. Nothing but just
40:26double peanut butter.
40:27>> It look like you immune to hot grease.
40:29[laughter]
40:31When you would go to swimming pools,
40:33parents would close their kids' eyes and
40:34say, "Don't look."
40:35>> Damn. [laughter]
40:38Come on, man. Come on.
40:40>> That was a good one.
40:41>> See, that's [ __ ] up.
40:42>> That was a good one.
40:42>> I don't like that one, bro. That was me.
40:45>> That was up.
40:45>> That was just me. That was [ __ ] up.
40:47>> That was just me.
40:47>> That was up. You can only swallow on
40:50your left side. Your [ __ ] still clogged
40:52up from 8 years ago. You ate Wing Stop
40:54and got a settlement cuz your neck
40:56wouldn't turn. [laughter]
40:59You're the reason Barney got
41:00discontinued. [laughter]
41:04>> You used to go to sleep and wake up in
41:05the same spot. [laughter]
41:09[screaming]
41:11A [laughter]
41:18[ __ ] ain't that what you supposed to?
41:21[laughter] Ain't that what supposed to
41:22happen?
41:24>> Welcome to the main bridge ranch. I slap
41:27this.
41:28>> Do not bring your dog around here.
41:29Vietnamese people around. What the does
41:31that say that for?
41:35>> Welcome to our crib.
41:37>> Welcome to our crib.
41:38>> We just bought this new crib. Oh, what's
41:41good, man? I just bought this crib for
41:42my boys, man. And we're going to be
41:44camping today.
41:44>> Appreciate that, man.
41:45>> But this is our cabin. Clap it up.
41:47>> Clap it up. Clap it up.
41:49>> Says, "Welcome to our cabin." As y'all
41:51can see, we got the outfits on to match
41:52the vi
41:54>> right here. Closet.
41:55>> Just want Just want to throw something
41:56out there.
41:57>> That is not a bear. That's pudgy. That's
41:59when he get out of bed and then his
42:00phone fell under the bed. That's him
42:02getting his bed. The phone under the
42:03bed.
42:04>> Yeah.
42:04>> So, anytime you see that pudgy on all
42:06fours, they said when you was born, you
42:08like a burn victim. Let's go this way.
42:10Let's go this way first, right?
42:11>> No, it's over here. [laughter]
42:13>> Of course, you went straight for the
42:15banana. How you eat it?
42:16>> This is our kitchen area.
42:17>> You break it off or you go straight
42:18through?
42:18>> No. No.
42:19>> Let me see. Let's see. Let's see. Uh the
42:21banana.
42:22>> Oh my god. Bro, we can put him in the
42:24corner. Make us some money.
42:25>> No, that Bro, you are too like normal to
42:28be acting that game, bro.
42:29>> What are you talking about?
42:30>> You said you on yourself. Did you say
42:32you in your mouth? Like this is the
42:33craziest, bro. If we're making hot dogs,
42:36who the got Dijon mustard as the mustard
42:39for the hot dogs?
42:40>> I don't know.
42:40>> I'mma blow that head off. Hold on. Who
42:42the is putting MUSTARD ON THEIR HOT DOG?
42:44ME. I will you right now.
42:46>> You talking about Dijon MUSTARD?
42:48>> I DON'T EAT MUSTARD.
42:49>> ANYWAYS, Y'ALL LET'S GO OVER HERE. LET'S
42:51go over here. Y
42:52>> Pudgy, come on. Pudgy.
42:53>> I need my phone. Ready? Y doing a house
42:54tour?
42:55>> Yes, we're doing a house tour.
42:56>> I ain't going to lie.
42:57>> You in the middle, we would you. No, WE
43:00[screaming]
43:02>> OH MY GOD.
43:03>> OH MY GOD. I [laughter] REALLY FELT
43:04LIKE, BRO.
43:06>> YO,
43:06>> BRO, I THOUGHT I WAS OUT OF THERE.
43:08>> I thought I was I could have died,
43:09>> dude. I thought a 18-wheeler was coming,
43:12bro. Bro, I THOUGHT THAT WAS SHOCK.
43:13LIKE, WHAT IF WE MOVE THOUGH?
43:16>> LIKE, WHAT IF I WASN'T LOOKING?
43:18>> WHAT IF WE WASN'T LOOKING THOUGH, BRO?
43:20We would have died.
43:21>> [ __ ]
43:21>> Like, you can't do that.
43:23>> Warn us though. That's That's not That's
43:25NOT FUNNY, BRO.
43:28>> [laughter]
43:32>> OH, YOU RIPPED YOUR PANTS.
43:34>> She ripped your pants.
43:35>> No, this this [laughter]
43:37happening in the bathroom,
43:40>> bro. How did you rip your pants?
43:42>> I got caught on to something [laughter]
43:44>> shower. Walk-in shower. We got a tub. We
43:46all going to hop in this
43:48>> together.
43:49>> Huh?
43:49>> Together.
43:50>> We not showering, bro.
43:51>> We're not. It's a camping stream. That's
43:53Mickey.
43:54>> Camp. You might got to go on the eighth
43:55step. Hey bro, you ain't got no print.
43:57Watch out.
43:57>> Watch out, BRO. LET HIM WATCH YOU CAN
43:59DO, BIG [ __ ]
44:00>> I can't reach, bro. Hey, pick me up,
44:02bro.
44:03>> Just don't let your little meat go in
44:04his mouth. [laughter]
44:06>> You ready?
44:07>> Yeah.
44:09>> Don't touch me. Don't touch me. Let's
44:11just Let's just go in the next room.
44:13>> Granted, bro, if you fall, you're dying
44:15with stream. [laughter]
44:16>> He'll be the first two that won't move
44:18no more.
44:18>> Yeah. Like, bro, you would hit your head
44:19right here and then you'll fall into
44:21head.
44:21>> You know what's crazy? We would laugh
44:23first.
44:23>> Yeah. And then you would really go tell
44:25Michael Jackson what I said.
44:26>> Wow.
44:27>> Anyway, look when you walk in here,
44:29right? We got We got everybody in here,
44:30man.
44:31>> [ __ ] made the home.
44:33>> So, this is another room.
44:35>> We got We got to camp outside. We got to
44:37camp outside.
44:38>> But I already did that. I'm not doing
44:40that [ __ ]
44:40>> No, we got to do it again.
44:41>> Wait, we need smart.
44:43>> Right here. Right here.
44:44>> There's no flat ground, bro.
44:46>> We need to find somewhere else.
44:47>> Let's go all the way back there,
44:47>> bro. Where can we camp,
44:50>> bro? Let's find it ourselves.
44:52>> Let's go deep in the woods. Let's go
44:53[ __ ] go.
44:54>> Oh, you you the Marine.
44:56>> I got trained on this,
44:57>> right?
44:57>> You got trained how to kill a man with a
44:59pencil.
44:59>> Yeah, but that's cheating if I help
45:00y'all.
45:00>> Hudgy on some real.
45:03>> You cannot. We're We We're committed.
45:05Let's Let's lock Pinky.
45:07>> I don't want to die.
45:09>> Come on. Did you sign up for We got up.
45:12You know what I'm saying? Some
45:14>> I'm saying we could camp right here.
45:17>> Wait, let me show you. Let show D. Me
45:18and D. I don't know which way he do it,
45:19but we go like this.
45:20>> Yeah, I do. I do that. I could do that.
45:22>> Pinky. Pinky, thumb, thumb. End it. Oh
45:25yeah.
45:26>> All that together. [snorts]
45:30Kiss
45:32>> outside.
45:32>> Let's go.
45:33>> Let's go.
45:34>> Hey, I'm about to jump off this.
45:36>> Damn. They say no Vietnamese people.
45:38They said no fire.
45:39>> Oh, this this tree is scary as a [ __ ]
45:41[laughter]
45:42>> Boy, there's a zebra up there.
45:43[clears throat]
45:43>> Bro, it's a it's a predator up there.
45:45>> Yo, that says no fire.
45:47>> Bro, y'all following me, bro. I was in
45:48the Amazon.
45:49>> So, y
45:50>> I'm going to get back up when I go down
45:51there. these
45:52>> for [laughter] real
45:55>> chat. My chat I don't know what the they
45:57on
45:58>> when I go down this little thing thing.
46:00>> How the I'mma get back up.
46:02>> Get you up
46:03>> now. Some start chasing us. [laughter]
46:05How the am I going to get
46:06>> Stop. You not Pudgy.
46:08>> You flashing me.
46:09>> Get up there. Pudgy.
46:10>> Pudgy.
46:12>> Pudge.
46:13>> I'M YOUR OVERSEER.
46:15>> BRO, COME ON BRO. You
46:16>> man. Pudgy. We could have brought Hey,
46:18listen. Pudgy. We could have bought a a
46:20small streamer. He probably would have
46:22been in the hood by hungry. That [ __ ]
46:23>> You want some, bro? YOU
46:27>> N WAS IN THE HOOD.
46:29>> WE ALL were in the hood.
46:30>> That's cuz he was in the worst trench.
46:32>> Worst.
46:34>> Come on,
46:34>> bro. You got to understand I'm rich as
46:36hell right now doing this poor ass.
46:37Let's
46:38>> I'm still working like I'm trying to
46:40make it.
46:40>> Come on, Pudgy.
46:41>> Y.
46:42>> Yes, bro. You the bro. Come on. If you
46:44need your arm, bro, I got you.
46:46>> Help him. Help him get down. My fault.
46:48You want to use my shoulder, Pudgy?
46:49>> I ain't going to lie. If you fall, bro,
46:50we got you a cold Capri, son.
46:52>> A gun, gang. I ain't going to lie. I'm
46:53not going down there with no gun.
46:54>> You should have told me to bring mine. I
46:55bring mine,
46:56>> bro. Nothing out here is going to hurt
46:57us, Pudgy.
46:58>> Bro, I have brought my 10 mill. I swear
46:59to God, I would have pudgy. Pudgy Py
47:02Pudgy,
47:03>> bro. I swear to God, I just seen that
47:05[ __ ]
47:05>> I might trade We might trade you.
47:06>> Who y'all want to trade him for?
47:07>> I don't give a y'all doing like that.
47:09Trade me right now.
47:10>> Let's trade him for uh Let's do I got
47:12Pudgy slamming, of course.
47:17What the is that?
47:19>> No, I just seen some hot [ __ ]
47:20>> No, you didn't. Stop. No, you didn't.
47:21No, you didn't. Come on. He's trolling.
47:22>> I'm telling you, bro. I'm not trolling.
47:24>> I got a paddle on my
47:25>> Pudgy. Where you at?
47:28I'm right here,
47:28>> bro. He being a hoe, bro.
47:30>> Come on, bro.
47:31>> Bro, you wasting this money.
47:35>> Look at this. Is this bear?
47:38Hold on, bro. No, that's the [ __ ]
47:39>> What type of is it? That is huge, dude.
47:41>> That is literally mushin [ __ ] bro.
47:43>> I ain't going to lie.
47:45That's Alaskan bullw worm. [laughter]
47:48>> Wait, I SWEAR TO GOD, YOU SEEN A RED
47:49LIGHT. LOOK. LOOK. LOOK. WHAT IS THAT?
47:52That's a red light in the street.
47:55>> What the in the street is that,
47:57>> bro? That's a traffic light. WE'RE NOT
47:58IN A WE'RE IN A WOODS.
48:00>> NO. NO. I feel bugs on me.
48:03>> Why we camping out?
48:05>> Bro, you didn't ask that question about
48:0720 [ __ ] help me.
48:08>> Why are y'all walking in threes, bro?
48:10Somebody going to get me.
48:11>> I go I say we go deeper.
48:13>> Y'all want to go camping, right? We got
48:14Yo. Yo, we didn't
48:16>> This was nothing to me.
48:17>> We don't even got our tent.
48:18>> I got this.
48:23>> Bro, that's your dog.
48:27>> Wait, wait, where yall going?
48:28>> Where y'all?
48:29>> All right, come on.
48:30>> He said that's the guy that ate Johnny.
48:33That's the one that ate uh Silver.
48:35>> Yo, Pudgy,
48:35>> you ate silver?
48:36>> I'm right here.
48:37>> [ __ ] sec.
48:37>> Yo, Pudgy, can we get the tent?
48:40>> Yeah. You want me to bring it right
48:41there?
48:42>> Yeah, bring us the tent. Bro, this is
48:43not a good area. This is a terrible
48:45area.
48:45>> It's a trail right here,
48:47>> bro. This is where come to walk. That's
48:49why this is our best.
48:52>> That's right. Right here.
48:53>> Y.
48:55>> Nah. A
48:56>> right here. Right here is the best area
48:57to put the tent.
48:58>> Okay. I like that.
48:59>> What is that?
49:00>> Bug spray.
49:00>> Yeah.
49:01>> Oh, this remind me of the island.
49:03>> Hey, did y'all have bug spray on Amazon?
49:05>> No. But real. You was not on there, bro.
49:07Like you was on I wasn't on an island.
49:10>> Oh.
49:11Aurora.
49:13>> Oh yeah. YEAH.
49:18>> YEAH. You got to like do it like that.
49:19>> Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
49:20>> I'm going to be a gay dog. Hold on. Let
49:21me do it.
49:25>> Bro, it just sound like you need uh
49:27supervision when you go to the bathroom.
49:28All right. Come on. LET'S GET DEEPER.
49:31>> SEE, that's why the dog stop, [ __ ]
49:32>> Yeah. It sound like I would hear you
49:33when I'm taking a test and the teacher
49:35say don't laugh.
49:35>> How the hell did they expect this to
49:36open?
49:37>> I'll grab one.
49:37>> Yeah, we need a knife.
49:39>> [ __ ] bro. We got here late, man.
49:41>> Bro, we need a hammer.
49:42>> I ain't going to lie. I'm probably
49:43strong.
49:44>> Oh my god. I got thorn in my foot, bro.
49:46>> No, no, no, no. It's thorns over here,
49:48bro. They in my foot.
49:49>> You cried, baby.
49:50>> You a
49:52weed, bro.
49:53>> How you sticking my foot,
49:55>> bro? That's cuz you have gout,
49:57[laughter]
50:00bro. We need a hammer.
50:05>> We don't need a hammer. We need a knife.
50:07Bro, I'm surprised he invited you.
50:08Spraying it on your face,
50:10>> bro. You on nose cancer.
50:11>> E, where we we Where we painting the
50:13tent
50:14>> right here
50:14>> on all these pine cones and thorns and
50:17>> I got to get my shoes, bro.
50:19>> Wait, so what? So, hold on. Can we get
50:21my shoes first?
50:22>> Yo, stop crying, dub,
50:24>> bro. My girl sucked my toes, bro.
50:26>> I don't give a I don't want my toes to
50:27be damaged.
50:29>> Whose knife is this?
50:30>> That is a knife.
50:32>> This a driver's That's
50:34>> a I can't hand nobody else's knife in.
50:35But I just want to see it.
50:36>> Y faster than me. So I might have to
50:38fight for life right back. I just want
50:40to see it.
50:40>> There's no there's nothing out here,
50:42>> bro. How the telling me something out
50:44here? We in nature.
50:45>> Yeah. Like bro, who the do you think you
50:47are? The Nia G for graphics.
50:48>> Bro, this out here,
50:49>> bro. It has a hook on it.
50:50>> It ain't out here. We in a was
50:52>> Bro, look. It has a hook on it.
50:53>> Yeah. You stab somebody with that,
50:54>> bro. You're a nerd, bro. Like you know
50:57how to you know how to summon an Eder
50:59Dragon, don't you? You know how to
51:00summon an Eder Dragon on Minecraft,
51:02don't you? You play Skyrim with M. All
51:05right. What I'm going to do is I'm going
51:06to be the instruction man. Okay. I I
51:08want to be the instruction man.
51:12>> I'm Is this going It's kind of hard to
51:14read. It's in another language.
51:16>> We ain't got no business doing three
51:18black.
51:19>> All right.
51:20>> Asians don't even do this. So, I'm
51:22really confused. I can see if we was
51:23with a white [ __ ] We were an Asian
51:25[ __ ] Three black camping. No gun. We
51:27just got a knife 9 hours into the
51:30stream.
51:30>> Oh, look at this.
51:31>> There's a red beam pointing at us. And I
51:34don't know
51:36>> what the going on here.
51:37>> Like a [ __ ] seen a bunch of bear and
51:40going say, "Yeah, calm down."
51:41>> He just woke up, look at his phone, see
51:43what we doing and see a dolphin.
51:46[laughter]
51:47>> WAIT,
51:52>> everything is a joke. So nose broke on
51:54the ground.
51:55>> So we flatten this out, right?
51:56>> Flatten that ho out.
51:59>> Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
52:00wait. Come on. Team work.
52:01>> Wait, wait, wait.
52:03That's right.
52:03>> Wait, do we even need to do anything?
52:05>> Yes. So, you see this thing right here?
52:07You push it in the ground.
52:08>> So, put that in the ground.
52:09>> Hold on, bro. I know how to do this. I'm
52:11not rocket scientist, bro.
52:13>> Wait. No, no, no, no, no, no. Put the
52:15front door towards the steps.
52:16>> Good idea.
52:17>> Put the front door towards the turn this
52:18way.
52:19>> Put that like that. Yeah.
52:20>> Oh, yeah.
52:21>> Now, look. Get the pole.
52:22>> OH, THIS CAN FIT ALL YOUR FEET. IS
52:24POLES.
52:24>> SO, do I put this in the ground?
52:26>> No. Because you
52:27>> No, wait. You got to wait. The poles go
52:29inside of here.
52:29>> Hold on. I'm going put this in the
52:30middle right here. Like What do you do?
52:33>> Said what
52:34>> nothing sitting there doing nothing.
52:36Just asking me what the [ __ ] I do.
52:40>> Moving around like you was doing some
52:43>> All right. Look, Jason.
52:44>> I'm doing
52:45>> JASON. LISTEN.
52:46>> GODAMN.
52:46>> YOU AIN'T PUTTING IN THE GROUND YET.
52:48NOBODY TOLD YOU TO PUT THAT IN THE
52:49GROUND.
52:51>> Next to you.
52:52>> You said what?
52:53>> You need my hammer.
52:54>> You got to put a hole in there first.
52:56>> Watch out. Watch out.
52:57>> Watch out. Watch out. Watch out.
52:58>> Bro, you asked for it. Ask Chad GPT. You
53:00want some [ __ ] You don't have to ask
53:01Chad GPT when the instructions are right
53:03there.
53:04>> Why ain't you reading Mr. 4.0?
53:06>> That's to do. You got perfect attendance
53:08in school. You never miss a day at
53:09school.
53:10>> He's got the instructions.
53:12>> All right, bet. Watch this.
53:14>> That [ __ ] hard to read, ain't it?
53:15>> I'm going to be honest, bro. This [ __ ]
53:16not even in English.
53:17>> Yeah, you see it wasn't that. That's
53:19what I was trying to be.
53:20>> Move the tent flat. Drive stakes through
53:22the all the webbed loops. What stakes,
53:24bro?
53:25>> Bro, don't you pay these in the house
53:27just chilling on the couch? Don't you
53:29hate them?
53:30>> Yeah, bro. Why? Why the
53:32>> Are we putting together a bro? Can they
53:34>> I get you wanted the bonding part, but
53:36we could bond talking about them putting
53:39together a
53:40>> Yo, W.
53:42>> Can you help us,
53:43>> bro? If I looked at like you, I would
53:45have told the doctor to say it was a
53:46miscarriage.
53:47>> Your doctor didn't know what to do.
53:48>> Your barber is a heterosexual pigeon.
53:51>> What the [ __ ] are you talking about?
53:53Wait. Okay. Okay. Hold on. Hold on. All
53:55right. Push.
53:55>> When you was born, Jason's dad was your
53:57was your doctor.
53:59My dad was a war veteran. That [ __ ]
54:02might got the the orange flute.
54:04>> Yeah. Now, now he just doing nails now.
54:06H [ __ ] beat the war for nothing.
54:09>> Don't disrespect my father, bro.
54:11>> Yeah, that's a 60. I ain't going to lie,
54:13bro. D I'm going have to At least I I
54:16don't even Oh,
54:17>> why is y'all making fun of my mama not
54:19not pursuing my father? That's up.
54:22>> D, you're a father. You should You
54:23should know how to do this,
54:24>> [ __ ] Don't you see we're doing it?
54:27And you're a Asian. You made these. You
54:29made the instructions.
54:31>> Well, you
54:33dub.
54:35>> Hold on. Let's hear the joke.
54:36>> There's no joke.
54:37>> Okay.
54:38>> I'm going be honest, bro. You might be
54:40the most unimportant human to be born.
54:43>> Bro, your name is T Banks.
54:47Like, it ain't no bank in America that
54:49start with a T.
54:50>> Bro, you're 34 just now getting your
54:52flowers.
54:52>> What?
54:53>> Yo, that's
54:54>> Bro, [ __ ] [ __ ] No, no, no, no.
54:56[ __ ] don't know your real voice.
54:59>> If you if you talk to people, they be
55:00like, "Oh, I don't know what you do."
55:02Until you talk in two to two speed.
55:04>> What is this?
55:05>> You walk up a fuzzy and say you can't he
55:07say you can't do that cuz you're black.
55:08>> Hey W definitely need some help here.
55:10>> I don't even know if Wu know how. I just
55:13got lightheaded.
55:14>> Yeah, but it's like nine up there. Why
55:16are we down here like on some real What
55:18are you paying for? Like this is like
55:20>> yo dumb ass.
55:22>> This is supposed to be a task for us to
55:24finish and do. Obviously, we ain't doing
55:26it right.
55:26>> We don't know what we doing.
55:27>> We're not doing it.
55:28>> We because you're sitting on your ass
55:29doing nothing.
55:30>> I did more THAN YOU SET THAT WHOLE [ __ ]
55:32UP.
55:33>> YOU SAT THERE and picked up the bro.
55:35Let's see who is the biggest.
55:36>> I don't want to do that. I don't want to
55:37play that game.
55:38>> All the you talked like about how you
55:40would beat a [ __ ] ass. When I see you
55:41boxing wardrobe, I would knock you out.
55:44No, you won't. I put on my grandma.
55:45>> I swear to God, I would knock.
55:46>> I will drop you bad.
55:48>> Bro, let me tell you. Let me tell you
55:49what happened. The first
55:50>> Your hat came off. You said, "Did you
55:52spit on me? Did you just spit [laughter]
55:53on me?" He did spit on me. Why you ain't
55:56beat the Bro, he spit on you, bro. We're
55:58boxing.
55:58>> N to be fair. He's 17.
56:02>> No, let me say 17.
56:03>> He's 17. Let me say this.
56:04>> That might that might make it worse for
56:05D.
56:05>> No, no, let me say this. Let me say
56:06this.
56:07>> I would say wardrobe probably like 240.
56:09>> No,
56:09>> but like big as [ __ ]
56:11>> for real.
56:12>> And then what I would say is like on a
56:14boxing term, I want that literally not
56:16even close. Two knockdown. What are you
56:18talking about?
56:18>> I'm going be honest. I only saw one
56:20knockdown and then I saw another clip of
56:22him just
56:23>> Bro, he was doing this
56:26>> and you were [ __ ] supposed to block it.
56:29He wasn't blocking. He was just turning
56:30around
56:31>> like he was like this
56:32>> like you were like spinning [ __ ]
56:34getting out the way.
56:35>> He he punched your your your your head.
56:37>> [ __ ] THAT'S A DO-AGG if y'all see
56:39afterwards.
56:39>> I a lie. D you easy money.
56:41>> No, I swear to God I would beat you. I
56:42would knock you out if we box like like
56:45this and we Bro, I'm telling you I
56:47would.
56:47>> This is not going to work. I didn't do
56:49that.
56:49>> You just did that.
56:50>> I went to Philly [ __ ] Are you crazy?
56:52I'm telling you, BRO. I'M TELLING YOU.
56:54YOU CAN'T EVEN GET PAST THAT.
56:55>> DO YOU THINK THAT UP?
56:56>> LOOK, YOU CAN'T EVEN GET PAST MY SLAP
56:58BOX.
56:58>> HE CAN'T LOOK. HE CAN'T EVEN GET PAST MY
57:01HONESTLY. [laughter]
57:01>> BODY SHOTS. OH MY OH MY GOSH. NO. DID
57:04YOU SEE THAT HOOK?
57:05>> OH MY GOD.
57:06>> HE WOULD HAVE SLEPT YOU.
57:07>> DID YOU SEE THAT HOOK? I SLEPT.
57:09>> That hook. That hook would have might
57:11put you up.
57:11>> I WOULD PUT YOU DOWN THE WAY. LOOK.
57:13>> NO. THAT I WOULD PUT YOU DOWN OR MY
57:15GRANDMA TO KNOCK YOU OFF. DID YOU see
57:16that hook? That hook would have knocked
57:18you up.
57:18>> I'M TELLING YOU, MY HANDS IS OFFICIAL.
57:20>> Can I see you square up?
57:25>> Oh, HE'S TOO BIG. HE HAS EIGHT FEET.
57:26>> HE'S EATING EVERYTHING. He's eating
57:28everything.
57:31>> OH MY GOD.
57:32>> OH, SHOT.
57:35>> BRO, this [ __ ] moving too. Bro, this
57:37[ __ ] is athletic.
57:39>> And with me, I got to take hits.
57:40>> I'm I'm throwing hits. I don't got so
57:43I've got to fix my punch.
57:44>> But I'm saying I'm throwing the thing
57:46with boxing. But like here's the thing.
57:47Look, I can't get close cuz he's going
57:49to wreck me. He's not leaving.
57:50>> If I'm here and he hits me, it's bad. So
57:53I got to stay like this. You think
57:54punching can knock you off?
57:55>> Yeah. It's strong.
57:57>> He's three, bro. How much? 300.
58:00>> He's First of all, he's taking my body
58:02shots. I can't even.
58:03>> This is doing zero damage. If I go full
58:05force, it's doing zero.
58:06>> Wait, throw a hook again at you. No. No.
58:08Throw a hook. The one that knocked you
58:10out. The one you just did. The one that
58:11would have knocked you out. Yeah. No,
58:12you can come over and get it. You have
58:13no form, bro. I have no form, but you
58:15would got slapped.
58:16>> No,
58:16>> I'm here with it.
58:17>> I'm be honest, this mismatch. It's a
58:19mismatch.
58:19>> It's not,
58:20>> BRO. SO, YOU TELLING me that if he
58:21slapped your girl ass and kicked her
58:23dog, [laughter]
58:24I would GET THE WHOLE BODY size [ __ ]
58:27See, we got to stop doing that. THAT'S
58:29WHAT I'M SAYING.
58:30>> BRO, YOU SAYING YOU WOULDN'T FIGHT HIM,
58:31RIGHT? Cuz the size is crazy. I would
58:34fight
58:36BUT TRY THIS LO.
58:39>> This is what y This is what you're not
58:40missing. This is what you're not
58:41missing. If you go and look at that
58:42thing and I can't first hit the only the
58:46cleanest hit that I did with the hook,
58:48he failed. I would knock you out. Yeah,
58:50I would knock you out. I'll put on my on
58:51my neck.
58:51>> I don't think you CAN FIGHT ON MY NEXT
58:53slap box on my next slap boxing is this.
58:55>> If we slap boxing going turn into real
58:56fight.
58:57>> I can't slap boxing always going to turn
58:58into a real fight.
58:59>> Yeah, cuz if he hit me too hard, I'm
59:00going to knock him out.
59:00>> That's true.
59:01>> I think you can fight though. I think
59:02you [snorts] have a little I don't think
59:03I would do you all. I think you could
59:04fight a little bit. Be honest.
59:05>> I think I think I can hang.
59:06>> Yeah, you would definitely get me.
59:08>> I don't know. I feel like, bro, anybody
59:09can get guy.
59:10>> No, you're 190. I'm 150, bro.
59:12>> But if I'm being honest, the way you
59:13fought Asian Jeff,
59:14>> I felt I fought
59:15>> I felt like you fought like you like you
59:18thought that he was easy money.
59:19>> Yeah,
59:19>> that's what you and you and you under.
59:21>> Who was Asian Jeff?
59:22>> Fortnite kid.
59:23>> Yeah, you fought a Fortnite dude.
59:25>> But your plan was like you went in there
59:26to rush him and try to knock him out. If
59:28I throw that jab, right, what you you
59:29parrying it?
59:30>> Yeah. So if I throw that jab, right?
59:32>> Okay, that's decent. So I go by each
59:34shot like this, right? So I come up
59:35here.
59:36>> I'm be I'm washed.
59:37>> You washed. Wait, how can I start here?
59:39Right.
59:40>> I go over here.
59:40>> OH MY GOD.
59:42>> OH MY NO, JASON, YOU BEEN ASLEEP. THAT
59:44RIGHT HOOK.
59:45>> Y I'm knocking you I'm putting you to
59:48sleep.
59:49>> Do you understand what he's saying would
59:50knock you out of him throwing a air
59:52punch?
59:52>> You don't know how hard I could hit
59:54though. Let's just expose our girls
59:56Instagrams.
59:57>> I feel like we should try and get the
59:58tent sorted. But I keep seeing that
1:00:00little dog. Are you talking about water
1:00:01the poor house?
1:00:03>> Are you talking about burger in a
1:00:04costume?
1:00:05>> Yeah. What? What is that?
1:00:05>> It's not It's a cat. It's It's a cat.
1:00:07>> No, it's like some type of
1:00:08>> No, no, no. It's Ron's cat.
1:00:09>> No, it's like a brown.
1:00:10>> It's Ron's cat dressed up.
1:00:12>> That's They said that's the only dog
1:00:13that women get.
1:00:14>> No, no, no. It's It's a It's Ron's cat
1:00:16pretending like to be a dog. It's like
1:00:19Halloween's coming up.
1:00:20>> Why? Every time you off stream, you got
1:00:21a duck.
1:00:22>> I got a what?
1:00:22>> You got to duck when like the camera
1:00:24swing near your room. You got to like go
1:00:25like this.
1:00:25>> Oh, no. I don't.
1:00:26>> You sure? I seen that on Twitter a
1:00:27couple times. I don't I never
1:00:28>> You be going like this every time the
1:00:30camera cuz I'm practicing my
1:00:32>> I seen I seen you in core uh group chat
1:00:35you was like bro stop put me on [ __ ]
1:00:37camera boy off
1:00:38>> I never said that
1:00:38>> trying to check with my dog my girl.
1:00:40Yeah something like that.
1:00:41>> I don't think I ever said that.
1:00:42>> They don't realize right every time he
1:00:44go off camera he has to like like force
1:00:46himself but he had to breathe and then
1:00:48come back. They don't realize bro he
1:00:50hates streaming.
1:00:51>> Who me?
1:00:51>> Yeah.
1:00:51>> I love streaming bro.
1:00:52>> You don't love this [ __ ] Are you crazy?
1:00:54>> You realize how much money you made and
1:00:55you can't stop. Are you out of your
1:00:57goddamn mind?
1:00:58This when we stream the Doug Doug, he
1:01:02put on glasses. I'd never seen him
1:01:04equipped in life and was with the music.
1:01:07>> I'm not going TO LIE, [laughter]
1:01:09>> THEY ARE not farming right now. I swear
1:01:12to Right. Me and Jason on stream. The
1:01:15last three things I remember of Jason is
1:01:17first off, he playing sexy music. We
1:01:19dancing. Jason dancing. The next [ __ ] we
1:01:22drunk. AH. [screaming]
1:01:25NEXT [ __ ] WE reminiscing about, bro.
1:01:27Having a heart to heart.
1:01:28>> That said, all right, I'm going to bed.
1:01:32>> Just make sure you turn my PC off. He
1:01:34turned into a different
1:01:36>> person off the stream.
1:01:38>> I'm in Jason. I'm with Jason, RIGHT?
1:01:40>> ALL RIGHT, CHAT. ALL RIGHT, GUYS. SY G.
1:01:42HEY, APPRECIATE THE 10 SUBS. OH my L
1:01:44chat. Well, how long we been streaming?
1:01:4611 hours. Ron's still on.
1:01:50[laughter] All right, chat. Listen. I
1:01:52have this guy. You got Bro, you're so
1:01:54weird, bro. So weird.
1:01:57Got weird. That's hot. [laughter]
1:01:59>> Listen, chat. Um, I did like 9 hours. I
1:02:02got this 24 hours stream.
1:02:03>> So, after a n It's like, bro, after
1:02:05clocking in for 9 hours.
1:02:06>> Here go. Here you go. Here.
1:02:07>> After clocking in for 9 hours stream.
1:02:09I'm just trying like this.
1:02:11>> Whoa. Just off.
1:02:13>> Thank God. [ __ ]
1:02:15>> I never said that.
1:02:16>> He go He go to stream analytics,
1:02:18>> [ __ ] SEE,
1:02:19>> I DON'T EVEN CHECK MY GO. I don't check
1:02:22my earnings hookah.
1:02:25>> W is off.
1:02:26>> Yes, I SMOKE THE HOOKAH.
1:02:27>> There you go. HE KEEP
1:02:29>> NOT EVEN HERE,
1:02:30>> BRO. Look
1:02:31>> 18.9K.
1:02:33>> Terrible. W turn it up to 22 minutes
1:02:36next time. NOT GOING TO BE ON STREAM FOR
1:02:38EIGHT HOURS.
1:02:40>> I've never done anything like that in my
1:02:42life.
1:02:43>> Dog, come out OF NOWHERE. DOG,
1:02:44[laughter] GET THE [ __ ] AWAY FROM ME.
1:02:47LIKE, GET THE [ __ ] THE DOG BE LICKING
1:02:49HIM IN HIS CHEEK. So look, and then all
1:02:52of a sudden this girl come out, I MADE
1:02:53YOU FALL, BABY. AND LOOK,
1:02:55>> MADE YOU FALL.
1:02:56>> AND THEN LET A [ __ ] BE IRL. WHEN THAT
1:02:58CAMERA SWING, THEY GO LIKE THIS.
1:02:59[laughter]
1:03:01>> That [ __ ] Hey, Y
1:03:04>> THAT [ __ ] DISAPPEAR INTO THE WALL like
1:03:06>> that. That [ __ ] paid Elon Mus to
1:03:09disappear into the wall with his bro.
1:03:11I've never seen this [ __ ] sleep.
1:03:13>> THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.
1:03:13>> SO YOU MIGHT BE A VAMPIRE.
1:03:15>> I go to bed every night.
1:03:16>> LOOK, W SCARED. HE'S LIKE, "BRO, like
1:03:19you only made 7,000 in 2 hours."
1:03:21[laughter]
1:03:21>> Look, I think Jason probably like, "Did
1:03:23I tell you to TURN
1:03:27up on the
1:03:29DO
1:03:31THIS?
1:03:32>> WHAT TYPE OF GAME? WHAT TYPE OF
1:03:34IMAGINARY SCENES ARE YOU MAKING,
1:03:36>> BRO?" HE INABES NOW. SO HE LIKE HE LIKE
1:03:38WHITEWASHED. HE'S LIKE, "LOOK, YOU'RE
1:03:40OUT OF HERE, MAN." HE LOOKED
1:03:43OUT OF HERE, MAN.
1:03:44>> THIS MIGHT BE IMAGINE THIS katana right
1:03:46here. JUST IMAGINE THIS GUITAR. THIS W
1:03:48right here. How long did I was on the
1:03:50stream,
1:03:50>> bro? You only made 70k in 2 and 1/2
1:03:52HOURS.
1:03:52>> HOW LONG WAS I ON STREAM TODAY? W
1:03:54>> YOU WERE ONLY ON STREAM FOR 4 AND 1/2
1:03:56HOURS.
1:03:56>> HOW MUCH MONEY DID I MAKE?
1:03:58>> YOU ONLY MAKE I FORGOT TO TURN THE ADS
1:03:59UP. YOU ONLY MADE 17.8K.
1:04:03>> JASON, DO YOU MEAN JASON? I'M TELL YOU,
1:04:07>> JASON, BOOST IT UP TO 22 MINUTES AND 56.
1:04:09>> I'M GOING TO GET MURDER CHICKEN.
1:04:11>> OKAY. I'M SORRY. I'M TIRED.
1:04:15>> HEY. HEY. HEY. HEY, LOOK. LOOK. While
1:04:16I'm doing this, this is daddy. You was
1:04:18daddy. His daddy come out of nowhere.
1:04:19He'd be AT HOUSE EVERY DAY.
1:04:20>> WON'T 1875 IS MINIMUM OF 4 HOURS. YOU
1:04:24was daddy. Go ahead. Go ahead,
1:04:25>> JASON.
1:04:27>> DAD, NOT RIGHT NOW.
1:04:28>> CAN YOU TELL YOUR SON TO CALL?
1:04:29>> NOT RIGHT NOW, DAD.
1:04:30>> I'VE BEEN WORKING EXTREMELY HARD.
1:04:32>> IT'S NOT OKAY.
1:04:33>> WHAT TYPE OF ROLE PLAY? WHAT ARE Y'ALL
1:04:36DOING?
1:04:37>> TANA TO THE NECK FROM right here.
1:04:39>> Did you leak your text? Are you [ __ ]
1:04:41me,
1:04:43>> bro? That [ __ ] W when he get pressed,
1:04:44he lost all marine training,
1:04:46>> right,
1:04:47>> bro? HE [snorts] KNOW I DON'T PRESS W.
1:04:49>> AND I KNOW W GOT THE the the the
1:04:51craziest discipline,
1:04:52>> right? I know you told W.
1:04:54>> I KNOW YOU CALM down after
1:04:56hair.
1:04:57>> I will chop this [ __ ] the off.
1:04:59[laughter]
1:05:00I will do that. That [ __ ] daddy be in
1:05:02there like this. Daddy come out of
1:05:04nowhere smoking from a long ass.
1:05:07LOOK, BUT LOOK, THE [ __ ] PANTS LIKE
1:05:09THIS. EVERY TIME [ __ ] PANTS LIKE THIS
1:05:12LIKE WHY YOUR PANTS
1:05:15LOOK LIKE
1:05:20he walking ON W LIKE THIS. LOOK, HE LIKE
1:05:23THIS. He hold this [ __ ] cigarette. He's
1:05:25like my son works pretty hard.
1:05:27>> No, no, no, no. He don't hand the
1:05:29cigarette to he put the cigarette out on
1:05:31W. [laughter]
1:05:34LOOK, BUT LOOK HOW THIS HOW
1:05:35DISRESPECTFUL IS. HE USED ONE FINGER
1:05:37LIKE THIS. HE WAS TAPPING LIKE THIS.
1:05:39>> I WOULD NOT I WOULD NEVER DO THAT.
1:05:42>> WHAT? YOU KNOW WE HAVE NO SHOP for
1:05:48money.
1:05:49WE NEED 18.7 A MONTH. [laughter]
1:05:53OH, WE DON'T EAT OR WE DON'T EAT.
1:05:56>> MAMA GO CRAZY.
1:05:57>> Mama go crazy. She look she LIKE THIS.
1:05:59WHEN SHE SM SHE GO LIKE THIS.
1:06:02You like God?
1:06:04[laughter]
1:06:05>> My my parents not even in LA.
1:06:08>> You keep telling everybody
1:06:11>> when she smoke her her lips like
1:06:14>> Okay, here it go.
1:06:16>> BUT YOU KNOW, JASON Py
1:06:18show you got it. I guarantee when wolves
1:06:21drive home a [ __ ] SAYING
1:06:24[laughter]
1:06:28beat this [ __ ] ASS
1:06:35[laughter]
1:06:43>> you understand right THERE
1:06:48MY NAME THEY HAD AN ARGUMENT. YOU JASON.
1:06:51SHE'S PROBABLY LIKE, "BITCH, THIS [ __ ]
1:06:52MAN. I AIN'T GOING TO DO this no more,
1:06:54BRO. I AIN'T PLAY WITH YOUR ASS, BRO.
1:06:56DOWN, BRO. I'M TELLING YOU,
1:06:58>> I ALREADY WRAPPED UP."
1:06:59>> YOU GET [ __ ] REPLACED, MAN. [ __ ]
1:07:01replaced.
1:07:02>> Is it okay if I GET WATER,
1:07:03>> BRO? WHAT THE [ __ ] ARE YOU TALKING
1:07:05ABOUT?
1:07:05>> NO WAY, BRO. YOU
1:07:06>> TROLLING,
1:07:07>> BRO. YOU A WEIRDO, BRO.
1:07:08>> YOU ACTING like if W tell uh Jason that
1:07:11he [snorts] was in the Marines, bro, he
1:07:12might get PTSD.
1:07:14>> Look, Jason going to go home on the
1:07:15desktop be like this. He going to react
1:07:16to this clip and be like, "Guys," you
1:07:18know, he thought, "No, he like this."
1:07:20Weird, bro.
1:07:20>> The fact that he be like this. I don't
1:07:22know why we're saying that [ __ ] bro.
1:07:24Weird, bro.
1:07:25>> Listen, guys.
1:07:26>> I don't do that with my head.
1:07:27>> Look, he's like, "Wo just paid
1:07:29handsomely." All right, guys. All right.
1:07:31No more hate forming, guys. You know,
1:07:33uh, that is weird. I don't know why Dub
1:07:35was doing that. I'm not inviting T Banks
1:07:37or Dub back. Puggy's fine.
1:07:39>> Dub is weird.
1:07:40>> He going to be like, "Bro, them guys
1:07:42back.
1:07:42>> That [ __ ] is so weird, dude." Like,
1:07:45>> I feel bad for your girl. You a dog shot
1:07:47at HER IN ANGER.
1:07:49>> WHAT ARE [screaming] YOU TALKING ABOUT?
1:07:51>> NO. LOOK.
1:07:52>> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
1:07:56>> HEY, be like this. Look, HE GOING TO PUT
1:07:57HIS LEG UP and be like this. Take this.
1:08:00I'm leaving.
1:08:03>> Yo, let's move on, man.
1:08:05>> Oh, you want to make the chicken or
1:08:06Let's go make some more. Let's go to the
1:08:07Let's Let's go back outside, bro. Let's
1:08:08go outside, bro. Oh.
1:08:11>> Oh, this is
1:08:12>> they ain't got no room for you, Pudgy.
1:08:14>> Oh, I love
1:08:15>> this fire smell like
1:08:16>> if you turn to Spider-Man, what's the
1:08:17first thing you doing?
1:08:19>> I'm telling the I'm Spider-Man.
1:08:21>> I'm not going to lie, bro. You are
1:08:23actually Nobody can make me laugh. Like,
1:08:26you're actually funny, bro.
1:08:27>> What What am I doing with
1:08:28>> Oh my god. Almost just got
1:08:32>> No, I told you it broke. That's good.
1:08:34>> Oh my god.
1:08:35>> That was good. That's a good thing. Told
1:08:38you my deposit. My security deposit.
1:08:40>> Man, I ain't going to come out here and
1:08:41check no chin.
1:08:43>> You burning deep.
1:08:44>> I like mine black on the outside cuz
1:08:46it's white on the inside.
1:08:47>> That's charcoal, bro.
1:08:48>> I like Bro, can I eat my how I eat it?
1:08:50>> I ain't telling another man how to do
1:08:52his [ __ ]
1:08:52>> That [ __ ] will give you cancer.
1:08:53>> Because we had to wait to see if they
1:08:55won. That was the first time you ever
1:08:56seen a movie you lost. There was no
1:08:59>> I'm gone.
1:09:01>> What the [ __ ]
1:09:02>> No, that was W. He's down there, bro.
1:09:05>> He's right here. One god, that was
1:09:07crazy.
1:09:08>> Wait, what the
1:09:09>> Bro, is that a wolf?
1:09:11>> Bro, let me give me a flashlight. Give
1:09:12me a flashlight.
1:09:14>> Come on.
1:09:15>> So, you want to go towards the door,
1:09:17>> bro? I just got injured.
1:09:23>> Is wrong with you? Watch. I'm in the
1:09:25middle, man. You in the back. No. No.
1:09:27I'm in the middle.
1:09:27>> No, I'm not in the back.
1:09:30>> Stop.
1:09:34No, bro. Stop saying that, bro. How you
1:09:36going to get back to the top?
1:09:37>> You're the one walking down here.
1:09:39>> Why the is you putting that in the air?
1:09:40That wolves are coyotes.
1:09:42>> Yo, there was music that way,
1:09:47>> bro. Watch out,
1:09:48>> bro. Why you so loud? You
1:09:55>> I'mma tell you the truth, bro. Come out
1:09:57these woods, I'mma poke your ass. So, if
1:10:00I was you, I go to your natural habitat.
1:10:02>> Okay, let's build this tent, bro. We
1:10:03good. You you'll make a website. YOU CAN
1:10:06>> OH, WHAT the
1:10:10>> Well, I ain't going to lie. I was gone.
1:10:11>> Why would you, bro?
1:10:13>> The theory that if one person start
1:10:15running and then everybody else starts
1:10:16running is real.
1:10:17>> Yes,
1:10:18>> cuz ain't happened.
1:10:19>> That [ __ ] made me tired.
1:10:21>> That [ __ ] killed my energy. What the
1:10:23>> That [ __ ] took everything out of me.
1:10:24>> I don't know why.
1:10:25>> Am I tri I keep hearing like noises.
1:10:27>> Is Pudgy coming?
1:10:28>> He's not coming, bro.
1:10:30>> I guarantee you he's sleep already. So
1:10:32if he's sleep, should we like do
1:10:34something?
1:10:34>> I say we go in there and piss on him
1:10:35>> if he's asleep. Yeah, we definitely got
1:10:37to do something to him.
1:10:38>> Yeah, he can't chase us. Like if we run
1:10:40around, he is He's going to
1:10:41>> He's one of those [ __ ] going to chase
1:10:43you, stop and grab something like all
1:10:44right. Slap a hot dog on his tongue.
1:10:46>> But like you got to put it through your
1:10:48pants in the front and make it make it
1:10:49seem like it's really a dick.
1:10:50>> If I Uber eats some food and a fortune
1:10:52cookie come through and it say enter
1:10:54Jason's body, what would you want me to
1:10:55do?
1:10:56>> I mean, if it's
1:10:57>> if we order food, he would wake up. But
1:10:59he's the type of he can hear crumpling.
1:11:01You like what I order to eat? You like,
1:11:02"Bro, I thought you
1:11:03>> I feel like Pudgy's a deep sleeper
1:11:04though."
1:11:05>> No, no.
1:11:06>> I'm tell never deep sleep. If a genie
1:11:08came out of a bottle right now and said,
1:11:10"You keep all your twitch and all that,
1:11:12but if you want what he got, just give
1:11:13me three inches of your height."
1:11:14>> Hell no. Cuz then I'd be uh five. [ __ ]
1:11:17that.
1:11:17>> I'd be 5'4. I'm doing it.
1:11:19>> Yeah.
1:11:20>> 54 is ass heart height.
1:11:21>> Yeah,
1:11:22>> bro. That's max height. Like Max is like
1:11:245'4.
1:11:24>> No, Max is my height.
1:11:25>> You're 5'4.
1:11:26>> No, the I'm not.
1:11:27>> No, you're like I lie. I'm I'm like 6'1
1:11:29with you.
1:11:29>> You're not 5'8. I'm going be honest with
1:11:31you. You're you're 55 five and a half.
1:11:33Let me see. Bro, just stay regular,
1:11:35[ __ ]
1:11:36>> He's not He's moving.
1:11:37>> Hold on. I ain't going to lie. That
1:11:38about right. No, Jason got got you on
1:11:40you. He got you,
1:11:41>> bro. You got And you got 3 in on your
1:11:43feet.
1:11:43>> I don't, bro. These are sandals.
1:11:45>> Come on. Right here.
1:11:47>> On my soul. Jason got you by like half,
1:11:49bro. His shoes are
1:11:50>> Well, you take the shoes off. Hey, take
1:11:52take the shoes off,
1:11:53>> bro. Look at You think I'm going get Sal
1:11:54Manila in my feet?
1:11:55>> Some manila.
1:11:56>> We're trying to do some hype.
1:11:58>> Let's go lay down, man.
1:11:58>> Yeah, I'm not going to lie. Let's Let's
1:12:00go make some hot dogs. Let me make sure
1:12:01y'all some chicken. This tent is over.
1:12:03>> Let's go cook, man. Wait. Wait. You
1:12:05think Pudgy is sleeping right now? Cuz
1:12:06he said that he would come out. He just
1:12:08never came out.
1:12:09>> Pudgy sleep. I'm busting him.
1:12:11>> I ain't busting.
1:12:12>> If bust on you when you sleep as a
1:12:13prank, you have to blow his head off in
1:12:15front of his [laughter] family.
1:12:20[laughter]
1:12:24>> You wake up.
1:12:26>> Where'd you put it? Did you put Leave it
1:12:27out there?
1:12:28>> He's right there. You know what's crazy?
1:12:29I was up until you said, "I think
1:12:30Pudgy's in a deep sleep." Watching the
1:12:33challenge.
1:12:35I can tell you everything I was just
1:12:36talking about. Please. [laughter]
1:12:41>> We're doing a 2v2 cooking challenge
1:12:43today. It's me and Dub versus Tanks and
1:12:46Pudgy. Y'all like, comment, and
1:12:48subscribe.
1:12:48>> Hold on. I have a question. Are you gay?
1:12:50Why the would I be gay? You've been like
1:12:53telling him that you want to have him
1:12:54the whole literally just said we have a
1:12:56cup and you're taking his I never saw
1:12:58him take his ass.
1:12:59>> I'm going be honest. This whole stream
1:13:00I've been feeling like a like a for
1:13:03y'all.
1:13:03>> So that's what he paid for.
1:13:04>> Why would you dump the whole vegetable?
1:13:05No, we need some too. You idiot. You
1:13:07cannot make that. What am I supposed to
1:13:09say? DO YOU HAVE OUT of here, bro? You
1:13:11[laughter] But we using THIS [ __ ] OIL.
1:13:12>> WE CAN ALL BUY [ __ ] WE GOT TWO PACKS
1:13:15OF
1:13:17THIS.
1:13:18>> How the I'm going to know what chicken
1:13:19is mine if we dump it in first,
1:13:21>> bro. This [ __ ] is ignorant, BRO.
1:13:23>> TWO PACKS.
1:13:24>> SO Y'ALL WANT US TO USE PEANUT OIL to
1:13:26fry chicken?
1:13:26>> Sorry. Say sorry. Who uses?
1:13:28>> That [ __ ] got three pieces of chicken.
1:13:30>> What's the difference between peanut oil
1:13:31and vegetable oil?
1:13:32>> Six pieces of chicken. Can you explain?
1:13:33>> So hold on. Why don't you use peanut
1:13:34oil?
1:13:34>> No, just I didn't.
1:13:35>> ALL RIGHT. IF THERE'S NO DIFFERENCE, LET
1:13:36US have the vegetable oil uses peanut
1:13:37oil.
1:13:37>> No. No. Tell me what's the difference.
1:13:38>> No. IF THERE'S NO DIFFERENCE, THEN YOU
1:13:39USE IT.
1:13:40>> I WANT YOU TO TELL ME WHAT THE
1:13:40DIFFERENCE.
1:13:41>> You want to answer? If there's a
1:13:42difference, IF THERE'S NO DIFFERENCE,
1:13:44USE THIS. Let me see.
1:13:46Both are oil. Okay. Watch this. Why? Why
1:13:49didn't you answer it? If there's no
1:13:50difference, use this.
1:13:51>> Because I was smart enough to do it
1:13:53first. You dumb. Why the would I let
1:13:54y'all USE SOME [ __ ] AND I CALL YOU IS
1:13:56MEANT TO BE. WATCH THIS. I say watch
1:14:01this. How about we say them and put it
1:14:02in there anyway? What they going to do
1:14:03about it? They can't beat
1:14:06it.
1:14:07>> How do we know whose chicken is who? But
1:14:09you couldn't beat me with the hands. I'm
1:14:10going use it anyway.
1:14:11>> No, like all of it. Like mix it around.
1:14:14>> Oh, like this. Like move it around,
1:14:16>> bro. Where's the
1:14:17>> like this?
1:14:18>> Yeah. Like you're in a um
1:14:20>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Now, drizzle
1:14:21the Oh, okay. I'mma understand it. Grab
1:14:24some flour. Right. Go grab some flour
1:14:26>> right there.
1:14:27>> Go grab some flour.
1:14:28>> Okay.
1:14:28>> Go grab some flour. You
1:14:32>> say please.
1:14:33>> Huh? No. Go grab some flour for I in
1:14:36you.
1:14:38>> I was going to say I got arrested so I
1:14:40didn't have to show it.
1:14:42>> Come on, bro.
1:14:43>> How much flour do you need?
1:14:45>> Jason, give me a bowl before I take
1:14:47advantage of you.
1:14:49>> It need to be big enough for me to put
1:14:51the a chicken a drumstick in. But this
1:14:53is fine. Do I rinse this?
1:14:55>> Stop touching the bowl.
1:14:57>> I'm asking a
1:14:59wow.
1:15:00>> Number one.
1:15:01>> Huh?
1:15:02>> You said 15 TO 20.
1:15:04>> GUNSHOT. NO.
1:15:06>> Oh my god. That broke the [ __ ] out.
1:15:08>> God. Double kill,
1:15:10>> bro.
1:15:10>> Yo, Dub, bro.
1:15:11>> Bro, that [ __ ] just popped the [ __ ]
1:15:13It's because we was talking about the
1:15:14Tit. [laughter]
1:15:19>> How the did that just That just ran.
1:15:21That [ __ ] got ass, too. Did it get you?
1:15:23>> Nah, hell no. I'm good. I got to lie,
1:15:25bro. If I'm not home when the sun's
1:15:26still up, by the time the sun come down,
1:15:28bro, like, you don't be fooling.
1:15:31>> Excuse me. Yo, why do y'all keep saying
1:15:34that? I'm going to get
1:15:35>> telling you,
1:15:36>> can y'all stop doing that,
1:15:37>> bro?
1:15:38>> I don't want to get in.
1:15:39>> Like, bro, like, we know things go slow
1:15:41when the stream come off. If I be home
1:15:43at 7:30, I'mma bite your
1:15:48>> But it's weird when I do it. It's weird
1:15:50when I don't. But but you but you could
1:15:52say you could say that you can like
1:15:55you're weird as bro.
1:15:57>> What time you say we going fishing?
1:15:58>> I have to wake up.
1:15:59>> No, but what time?
1:16:01>> Please give me a time.
1:16:02>> Bro, I'm telling you
1:16:05what right now. But how much explosives
1:16:08I have? I would disembow you.
1:16:10>> I want you to give us around like
1:16:15around like maybe 12.
1:16:17>> I'm going to be honest, right? They
1:16:18going to need them in fours, bro.
1:16:21>> Wait, we leaving at 12?
1:16:23>> No, we're not, bro. We started the
1:16:24stream late cuz of dub, so we got to
1:16:26stream more now.
1:16:27>> Oh my god. Oh my god. Bro, that's
1:16:30>> Let me show you how a real [ __ ] put his
1:16:32chicken in that [ __ ] Watch this.
1:16:33>> No, no, no, no, no, no. Cuz I see you
1:16:34ABOUT TO RUN. THAT'S
1:16:35>> NO, BRO. STOP. WATCH.
1:16:38>> STOP. I'VE BEEN IN THE KITCHEN.
1:16:41>> OH, THANK YOU.
1:16:42>> STOP, BRO. A GROWN ASS MAN, BRO.
1:16:44>> I'M SORRY.
1:16:44>> I got this.
1:16:45>> I judge you too fast. I'm not going to
1:16:46lie, bro. You too childish. People don't
1:16:48take you serious because he I'm going to
1:16:50show you how a real [ __ ] fit chicken.
1:16:52>> You know how that You know how that make
1:16:53me feel because I joke people take me as
1:16:56a joke like they work.
1:16:58>> You know what I'm saying? You one I know
1:17:00how to do it, bro. I'm not. Bro, why
1:17:01they said you got cheetah print tuxedos
1:17:04on? They said you still wear underwear
1:17:06with monster trucks on it.
1:17:07>> I'm about to get a second.
1:17:08>> No, that's not funny, bro.
1:17:09>> I'm about to get a second off this.
1:17:11>> Oh my god, bro. You know TTS's as soon
1:17:13as I get off street. That [ __ ] What is
1:17:16that? I was more blood.
1:17:18>> What is that?
1:17:19>> What the is that?
1:17:20>> What is that?
1:17:21>> What is that red [ __ ]
1:17:22>> bro? That's a brain.
1:17:23>> That mean that is not fried.
1:17:24>> That's a tumor chicken done.
1:17:27>> Can I chicken raw?
1:17:29>> No, I don't know what that red [ __ ] just
1:17:31came from.
1:17:32>> Can I be honest with y'all, bro? On some
1:17:33real friendship [ __ ]
1:17:34>> Talk to me.
1:17:35>> This is the most thought. Give it a 10,
1:17:37man. Listen, listen, listen. This is the
1:17:39most fun I've had with streaming with
1:17:40other [ __ ] in a long time. Man, can I
1:17:42can I give you a hug, bro?
1:17:46I'm glad I'm glad we all came together,
1:17:48bro. Appreciate it,
1:17:49>> bro. Can I get a hug, bro?
1:17:50>> I ain't going to lie, bro. This was This
1:17:51was amazing. Like, this
1:17:54come here, bro.
1:17:55>> Yo,
1:17:57I want to watch out for the grease,
1:17:59>> bro. Pudgy, I'm on one, too, bro. Thank
1:18:01you. I want one, too, bro.
1:18:02>> Okay. Hey, kiss him in his head when you
1:18:04do it.
1:18:07>> Hey, watch out for the grease, bro.
1:18:11>> Bro, just can I get one more hug, bro?
1:18:13Of course, bro.
1:18:14Bro, this is so soft, bro.
1:18:17>> Bro, you're so soft, bro.
1:18:19>> Hug, bro.
1:18:20>> Bro, huggies hugs is like, bro, let me
1:18:22get
1:18:22>> No, hug.
1:18:23>> Hud hugs are like
1:18:24>> No, no. Oh, watch.
1:18:25>> It's like you're hugging a teddy bear,
1:18:26bro.
1:18:27>> Bro, this hugs make you feel like you
1:18:29loved,
1:18:29>> bro. Like, you see how HAPPY I AM? MY
1:18:32DIMPLES COMING OUT.
1:18:33>> A [ __ ]
1:18:35>> I JUST SAID WATCH OUT.
1:18:39>> My bad. My bad. I GOT BURNED. You
1:18:42flicked it up. I'm sorry.
1:18:44>> Yo, Fudgy.
1:18:45>> Who? Wait, who's that?
1:18:46>> This yours?
1:18:47>> Oh, this is ours.
1:18:48>> Wait, what the [ __ ]
1:18:49>> Oh my god.
1:18:50>> Oh yeah.
1:18:51>> Oh yeah.
1:18:53>> See how hard it took the chicken.
1:18:54>> See how the snake came off but the meat
1:18:56didn't. Chicken not done.
1:18:58>> Chicken is done. What?
1:19:00>> It's done.
1:19:01>> I promise you not getting that reaction.
1:19:03>> Wait. Give us your reaction on that one.
1:19:05>> No. No. Wait.
1:19:07>> You look like the the kid from uh
1:19:09>> Oh, too hot. Too hot. Oh, that's [ __ ]
1:19:12Hey, Pudgy, come grab one of these, man.
1:19:14Let it
1:19:15>> You crate that.
1:19:17>> You taste that.
1:19:18>> Come on, bro. I don't play, bro.
1:19:19>> Hey, can we try Ys?
1:19:21>> Two bites of our chicken.
1:19:22>> Let me get more.
1:19:24>> No, we got
1:19:25>> Wait for him. Wait for Wait for W. Wait
1:19:26for W.
1:19:27>> Try ours first.
1:19:28>> That [ __ ] hot as [ __ ]
1:19:29>> I would say Tbang.
1:19:31>> Like,
1:19:32>> hey. [applause] Hey,
1:19:33>> it's it's close though. Yours.
1:19:36>> Both are both This is This shit's
1:19:38crunchier.
1:19:40>> Like the actual crunch. Can we try
1:19:41theirs now?
1:19:43>> Low key fudgy pudgy.
1:19:44>> Yeah, pudgy. We did work together.
1:19:46>> This [ __ ]
1:19:46>> Wait, can we try their [ __ ] You want to
1:19:48try it?
1:19:48>> You want to try ours first?
1:19:49>> Be honest.
1:19:49>> Try ours first, then try theirs.
1:19:51>> This feel good.
1:19:53>> Extra juicy though. Low key.
1:19:54>> That [ __ ] buzzing in it.
1:19:56>> No, you should.
1:19:57>> But we did our We did our lie. Y'all
1:19:59snapped.
1:20:00>> No,
1:20:01>> it was both of us though.
1:20:01>> Y'all were y'all were arguing with the
1:20:03peanut oil. The peanut oil.
1:20:04>> Talk to you.
1:20:05>> That's some of the best chicken I ever
1:20:06had in my life. Well, I thought you
1:20:07about to say it was the worst [ __ ] you
1:20:08ever tasted in your life, bro. I
1:20:09appreciate No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1:20:10no, no. That's what open restaurants
1:20:12for.
1:20:12>> No, that's what I'm saying.
1:20:13>> No, no. Like, no. And that's a
1:20:15drumstick. That's the worst meat in the
1:20:16world.
1:20:17>> [ __ ] open stores for this. Can I be
1:20:18honest? He was the master behind behind
1:20:22the bag. I had the cooking and a little
1:20:24bit of seasoning, but our brains
1:20:26together.
1:20:26>> Y'all got to open a restaurant.
1:20:28>> No. Pudgy.
1:20:28>> Chicken. Good.
1:20:29>> Pudgy.
1:20:30>> Pudgy. On brand. It's on brand for you,
1:20:32too.
1:20:32>> No, no, no. Pudgy.
1:20:33>> I'm going to be another man and let you
1:20:35know, bro, you got crumbs in your [ __ ]
1:20:36They ain't going to tell you.
1:20:37>> No, I want to eat them all. Like, but
1:20:38like, let me tell you, that's the best
1:20:40chicken I ever had.
1:20:42>> I want y'all to listen to this, though.
1:20:43I want y'all to listen.
1:20:47[snorts]
1:20:47>> I can't even bite it.
1:20:49Look, look, look at the smoke. I can't
1:20:52>> I can't even bite it.
1:20:52>> Hey, I got a question though, bro. I
1:20:54want to get cancer. Y'all believe in
1:20:55dinosaurs?
1:20:56>> No.
1:20:56>> [ __ ] no. Dinosaurs are real.
1:20:58>> How the is a dinosaur real?
1:21:00>> I've never believe Hold on.
1:21:01>> You ever heard of a fossil fuel?
1:21:03>> Have you ever heard of making up?
1:21:05>> Yeah.
1:21:06>> It's not. Wait, do you believe in
1:21:07dinosaurs, bro?
1:21:08>> On a point. I did. Then when I got older
1:21:10and got my own mind, I stopped believing
1:21:12a lot of
1:21:13>> Let me tell you,
1:21:13>> I don't want to get cancelceled, but I
1:21:15don't believe half of that [ __ ] in the
1:21:16Holy Bible. The just [laughter]
1:21:20wait,
1:21:21>> not going to lie though, man. Since we
1:21:23on it like Adam and Eve, the apple, the
1:21:26snake told this,
1:21:28"Hey, don't listen to your husband.
1:21:30Listen to me. Snake in the grass. A
1:21:32talking snake. I'm a talking snake. GO
1:21:35AND EAT that apple. The Who created
1:21:37y'all? The only terrible PR.
1:21:40>> Yeah,
1:21:41>> bro. You about to get crucified.
1:21:43>> I'm just saying, bro. You just be saying
1:21:45whatever.
1:21:45>> No. No. But you can't listen.
1:21:48>> No, but you can't hate it for thinking
1:21:50that way because I got to think it like
1:21:51this, right? It ain't Everything ain't
1:21:53what it seems. I'm not saying I agree
1:21:54with his thing, but Jason titled his
1:21:56stream Seven Days Alone on Island with a
1:21:58whole production team.
1:21:59>> Yeah. He was in Detroit, Michigan
1:22:00>> and his was switching cameras and he had
1:22:02nothing on it. Like it was he would walk
1:22:04this way and a camera would go this way.
1:22:06Like he was came with eight, nine
1:22:08people.
1:22:09>> I had a production team like a 10-minute
1:22:11walk.
1:22:12>> It was alone on a on an island, but he
1:22:14had people.
1:22:15>> Well, no. If I'm streaming, I can't
1:22:17stream by myself.
1:22:18>> Beach, California doing it.
1:22:19>> Yeah, I heard he was in Venice Beach and
1:22:20they had to fight off crackheads. Well,
1:22:23>> he had a [snorts] spear. He was fighting
1:22:24off CRACKHEADS LIKE
1:22:26>> THE TOP OFF PUDGY. I'm not getting on.
1:22:29[laughter]
1:22:30>> No, I'm not sleeping in here with Pudgy.
1:22:31I swear to God, man. If he starts to
1:22:33snore, I say we got
1:22:34>> No, no, no.
1:22:36>> If he starts to snore, we got to He
1:22:37>> is going to snore. I'm not sleeping.
1:22:39>> If he starts to snore, I say we get a
1:22:41pillowcase full of uh
1:22:42>> No, y'all are laughing until he go to
1:22:44sleep. I'm telling you, I'm not sleeping
1:22:45in here.
1:22:46>> No, no, it's that bad. I'm leaving.
1:22:47>> I'm not dead. I have my own I'mma bring
1:22:51my phone and put it in in that in that
1:22:53other room. I'm not sleeping with P.
1:22:54>> There's no way it's that bad.
1:22:55>> I can call you back on my stream,
1:22:57>> bro. How many phone calls is this thing?
1:22:59[laughter]
1:23:00That thing popular as hell. Wait, Pudgy,
1:23:02go to sleep. Just just for five minutes.
1:23:03Just go to sleep. Wake seven timer. Go
1:23:06to sleep. Y'all is laughing. I'm dead
1:23:08ass serious. I will
1:23:11>> like if he go to prison and he has a a
1:23:13salemate after they get done taking his
1:23:15They're going to kill him.
1:23:17>> They're going to kill him.
1:23:18>> That's a bathroom done.
1:23:19>> They say you wear finger shoes so you
1:23:21can feel the gravel.
1:23:22>> Pudgy. I'm not sneaky, but I'm going to
1:23:23talk about you.
1:23:24>> All right. All right. All right.
1:23:26>> On my life, Jason. That [ __ ] God damn.
1:23:29>> Wait, that was his ass. His ass was
1:23:31like, I can't take it.
1:23:33>> Oh my god, he just [laughter]
1:23:36>> Bro, was that
1:23:38>> No, no, no. Listen. It's that just
1:23:40>> No. I was literally going to leave Su if
1:23:42they didn't change my
1:23:43>> bro. What was that saying? Are you
1:23:44coughing
1:23:46>> or you fart?
1:23:47>> You [ __ ] it that fast,
1:23:48>> bro. Your hands is dry, bro. Go wash
1:23:50your hands, bro.
1:23:51>> My hands clearly wet.
1:23:52>> You You
1:23:53>> But you that fast.
1:23:55>> Why would I?
1:23:56>> But we heard it.
1:23:57>> No, you had me fart. Hey,
1:23:59>> so you washed your hands after you
1:24:00farted?
1:24:01>> I wash my hands after I piss. I have
1:24:03sleep apnea, right? And I'm overweight.
1:24:05I know it's a joke and [ __ ] but I
1:24:06really deal with real.
1:24:09>> So when I go off to the side and I'm
1:24:11really like rebooting a little bit, all
1:24:13jokes aside, and I'm not looking for no
1:24:15sympathy cuz I put this on myself.
1:24:18That's why I said I'm not doing no more
1:24:20streams like that.
1:24:21>> Budgy, I'm not going to lie.
1:24:22>> Like I reallyund
1:24:25we'll get you some bread, bro. So you
1:24:27going to give this some Texas Roundhouse
1:24:29butter bread at losing 100 pounds.
1:24:31>> Oh money, bro.
1:24:32>> Who the is giving this money?
1:24:34>> All of us, bro, cuz we got to be good,
1:24:36bro.
1:24:37>> We got to be a good friend.
1:24:39>> Wait, how much money are we giving him?
1:24:41>> For every patent, it's going to be
1:24:42a,000.
1:24:44>> It's going to be a,000 each.
1:24:46>> For every hundred.
1:24:47>> Every hundred? No, everyund 10,000 each.
1:24:50Bro, 1,000. 5,000.
1:24:52>> Bro, you give me this, bro. I need some
1:24:54water, bro.
1:24:55>> Where you going? Where you going?
1:24:56>> Thirsty, bro.
1:24:57>> Where are you going?
1:24:59>> He don't give a about you.
1:25:01>> And every person that ever says that is
1:25:02like, "Nah, I don't want to." But I
1:25:03said, "You hate your job, right? And you
1:25:04hate streaming." So, make streaming your
1:25:06job a job that you hate make as much
1:25:08money. And the reason why I put that in
1:25:09people's face, where the did your shirt
1:25:11get off.
1:25:12>> He was fixing. That's why I was looking
1:25:13at him like that.
1:25:15>> I thought we were getting covered. It
1:25:16was bedtime.
1:25:17>> I'm saying like if you
1:25:18>> Let's rotate this conversation to the
1:25:19hot tub, man.
1:25:20>> But this [ __ ] is not a real streamer.
1:25:21We keep we can keep talking all day. You
1:25:23get tired as you literally can go to
1:25:25sleep and I got this.
1:25:26>> Listen, I'm not going to sleep until you
1:25:28go to bed.
1:25:28>> No, let me tell you. I'm not going to I
1:25:30don't go to sleep till 9 in the morning.
1:25:31>> The most tired I ever been in my life.
1:25:33But whenever y Kai did his full 24
1:25:35hours, bro. He didn't go to sleep at
1:25:36all. Can I be honest, bro? No.
1:25:38>> I'm probably not sleeping. I don't go to
1:25:39sleep till like 7 in the morning.
1:25:41>> And I wake up at 2.
1:25:42>> I bet that's what I'm doing.
1:25:44>> So So when it's 1 hour left, Jason, I'm
1:25:46listening. I'm telling you,
1:25:48>> it's a 18% chance we're going fishing.
1:25:50>> Where you get seven?
1:25:51>> So you No. No. So, you want to end a
1:25:53stream in the RV on some end.
1:25:56>> I would rather us slapbox the police.
1:26:00>> Let's be honest. Let's be real, bro.
1:26:02>> You want to No, no, no, no. It's going
1:26:04to get worse.
1:26:04>> That's not [snorts] always
1:26:10a hot dog on his
1:26:13right now. He murder
1:26:16[snorts]
1:26:18pass out.
1:26:20>> This [ __ ] sound like my new car. I'm
1:26:22Let's go hit this hot tub, bro. Let's
1:26:23put our feet in it, gang.
1:26:25>> You want to go hot tub for real,
1:26:26>> bro? Come on, bro. You talking about
1:26:28fishing, but you don't want to go to the
1:26:28hot tub.
1:26:29>> If you want to go fishing, let's go hot
1:26:31tub.
1:26:31>> I go hot tub.
1:26:32>> All right, come on. That didn't raise
1:26:33the percentage of me fishing from 0.3%
1:26:36to probably about seven.
1:26:37>> You got a boost for this, bro.
1:26:39>> What the You heard me,
1:26:42[laughter]
1:26:43>> bro? You got this [ __ ] Jason. We got
1:26:45this [ __ ] Jason on the shirt. Listen.
1:26:49[laughter]
1:26:51>> [gasps]
1:26:52>> What the
1:26:53>> waiting bust? [laughter]
1:26:57>> When did you put this on?
1:26:59>> There's no way it's raining.
1:27:00>> How does it feel, man? Is it hot?
1:27:04>> Damn.
1:27:06>> It's at 100,
1:27:07>> bro. It feels amazing.
1:27:08>> Is that how y'all test the waters?
1:27:10>> Yeah.
1:27:10>> Y'all finger the water right here. Right
1:27:12here.
1:27:13>> You see how you start getting wet a
1:27:14little bit and you start going out
1:27:16right there?
1:27:17>> Yeah. Stop.
1:27:18>> Then you got to go like this. Taste it.
1:27:20What the a rat?
1:27:21>> Oh, there is a god. [screaming]
1:27:24Yo, don't shoot that.
1:27:27>> Is that to
1:27:29>> that is T
1:27:32I'm not getting that [ __ ] rat.
1:27:35>> See, I'm I'm not I'm not getting
1:27:39>> and it's raining. It's raining. There's
1:27:42a dead rat in the hot tub.
1:27:45>> Yo yo yo. Take a picture of that and
1:27:48send it to the Airbnb owners
1:27:50>> and sit on the cliff.
1:27:51>> I'm getting a full refund.
1:27:53>> Your fingers not even
1:27:58>> Oh, it's I put my finger in there.
1:28:00>> That is disgusting. I got to watch.
1:28:01>> Well, I got seven.
1:28:02>> Yo, I'm I'm hopping in bed.
1:28:04>> And he draws too though, bro. Hold on.
1:28:06My ain't got no gate.
1:28:10>> Fall off.
1:28:10>> Wait, you can take this here.
1:28:13>> I don't I'm pretty sure I'm not going to
1:28:15fall. Bro, you're not going to fall,
1:28:16bro.
1:28:17>> Bro, Jason, you are not Jesus, bro. You
1:28:19don't know what the going to happen.
1:28:22>> Yo, you got think you grind me too.
1:28:26>> I might choke you with my dick.
1:28:29>> Spot you double. Hey Brian, if you stop
1:28:33rapping
1:28:35you a platter plate tomorrow. [laughter]
1:28:48Come on, bro. Like please, bro.
1:28:52>> Stupid ass [ __ ] want to [ __ ]
1:28:54>> Come on, dog. It's another verse. I know
1:28:56that funeral home got your stash
1:28:58repping. Got to hurt.
1:28:58>> Hey man, turn that off, man.
1:29:01That fishing [ __ ] just went to a
1:29:02negative 100% man. I mean that with
1:29:06every fiber in my heart. Like it's 100%
1:29:09now. I understand it's your RV, bro. I
1:29:10just Uber home. [laughter] I get a Uber
1:29:13pool, too.
1:29:16Somebody drop me off in Nevada.
1:29:19Hey, use the Uber pool, bro. You deserve
1:29:21to like not go to work that day.
1:29:23>> No,
1:29:23>> like that's some like, bro, you're too
1:29:25poor.
1:29:27[laughter] It's two other on the bro.
1:29:29One time I actually ordered the Uber
1:29:30pool, bro. This [ __ ] sat next to me. He
1:29:32wanted to kill me. I said, "Bro, I
1:29:33didn't mean to order this." [ __ ] you
1:29:35ordered it too. Hey, last [ __ ] going to
1:29:37sleep gay.
1:29:39>> I bless you. I'm going be gay cuz I'm
1:29:40not tired. Double [ __ ]
1:29:44>> Yeah, I'm out, bro. Hey, man. Y'all have
1:29:45a great night in this room. I ain't
1:29:46dealing with that, bro.
1:29:47>> Yeah, bro. This like
1:29:48>> You got one more like outage,
1:29:51>> bro. Y'all [ __ ] could just spam jokes,
1:29:54>> bro. But it's
1:29:54>> I'm just talking to myself.
1:29:56>> Yeah, but like you can go in the living
1:29:58room, bro. Like, please. Hey, Jason.
1:30:01Good night.
1:30:02>> Hey, Deb, good night,
1:30:06>> bro. I'm gone, bro. On everything I
1:30:08love, I'm out, bro.
1:30:10>> What was that?
1:30:12>> On everything I love, bro. He just he
1:30:14just like himself.
1:30:17>> Nah, bro. I'm out, bro.
1:30:18>> Bro, T, shut the [ __ ] up and sit down.
1:30:22Lay down. Next person that don't ask me
1:30:25something big. Jason T.
1:30:32If I ain't home by 3:15 p.m., bro, I
1:30:35swear to Jesus, [ __ ] I got to do, bro.
1:30:38This [ __ ] talking some [ __ ] bro.
1:30:40>> And Pud, I ain't going to lie, you're
1:30:41the most inconsiderate fat in my life.
1:30:45On phone till 7, bro. [laughter]
1:30:50This [ __ ] just got off the bed, bro. I
1:30:51thought I could sleep. I swear to God, I
1:30:53just told her I could sleep. I told
1:30:55>> the bed got lighter. Bro, listen. I told
1:30:57y'all
1:31:01>> we up now. [laughter]
1:31:03>> Listen,
1:31:05>> stop. You already text the car and say,
1:31:07"Bro, I'm about to shut the school
1:31:08down."
1:31:09>> No, I literally said,
1:31:11>> "Call that girl. Tell her to send some
1:31:13feed the manager at McDonald's, bro."
1:31:15>> Oh my god, bro. Call her right now.
1:31:18>> Top of the morning. We call her.
1:31:20[laughter]
1:31:21>> Top of the morning, child.
1:31:23>> Don't call that girl, bro.
1:31:24>> Call her right now. be like
1:31:25>> where her brains is literally in the
1:31:27middle of Glendale.
1:31:28>> No, I seen her I seen her comment under
1:31:30one of her clips with laughing emojis.
1:31:33>> Really?
1:31:33>> Yes.
1:31:34>> Hello.
1:31:35>> What's going on?
1:31:37>> Morning.
1:31:38>> Ask her, can I pick her up from work
1:31:40tonight and give her something?
1:31:42>> What?
1:31:44>> Can I pick you up to work tonight?
1:31:46>> Pick you up for my job?
1:31:48>> Yeah. And give you something?
1:31:50>> You want to tell me what time we get
1:31:51off?
1:31:52>> I get up at 4. [ __ ] you working?
1:31:55>> Perfect. I'mma drink two cut orders at
1:31:562:00 a.m. I'm going take a shot of Henny
1:31:58at 3:45.
1:32:02>> I'm going be in front at McDonald's at
1:32:0441 a.m. Park on the sidewalk blasting
1:32:07young Jesus on.
1:32:13>> So you just get in the car. Okay.
1:32:16>> I get in the car.
1:32:17>> Yeah.
1:32:18>> For what?
1:32:19>> I'm talking about when I get there.
1:32:20>> He's going to pick you up from work.
1:32:23Where are you going to take me?
1:32:24>> Hurt down since
1:32:26>> Where you going? Jason,
1:32:30>> I ain't going to lie, bro.
1:32:32>> Yeah,
1:32:32>> you gone.
1:32:33>> What?
1:32:34>> Don't be up.
1:32:35>> He said like she was she knew she would
1:32:38be on the street. She's literally
1:32:40watching right now
1:32:43on the phone.
1:32:44>> Hey, what up, bro?
1:32:47>> Oh, what the is wrong with you, man?
1:32:51lie. Y'all would have tasted me.
1:32:53[laughter]
1:32:53>> I'm not going to say what I would have
1:32:55did after cuz I would have been in the
1:32:56hospital.
1:32:56>> This [ __ ] Jason get over stipulated.
1:32:58Texas girl, he missed a dog. [snorts]
1:33:02>> I miss Burger so much, man. I'm tired,
1:33:04man.
1:33:06>> Yo, I'm ready to get out this ass.
1:33:09>> Every time you say something like that,
1:33:10bro, that [ __ ] like he starts sweating
1:33:11about his Twitter com like he starts
1:33:13having like nightmares.
1:33:14>> My Twitter, bro.
1:33:16>> No, no, no, no. Because she's watching
1:33:18right now. She just want to feel special
1:33:19at least once. She's she's she's tired
1:33:22of being hit.
1:33:23>> You want some Ron Kelly?
1:33:25>> I think when you think of love, bro, you
1:33:27think about the rain outside, bro.
1:33:28>> But you got to understand something
1:33:29about Jason. Listen, Jason. Let me keep
1:33:32you question.
1:33:33>> You got to have personality A and
1:33:34personality B, right? So when you with
1:33:36your core homies, they not going to
1:33:37troll cuz they they they know you, they
1:33:38[ __ ] with you, but you know we all
1:33:39trolls. So like bring up this [ __ ] like
1:33:42like bring up me and like sent like you
1:33:44got to give us something back and you
1:33:45got to us back.
1:33:46>> Yeah. No, but like how long y'all
1:33:48actually been in love though?
1:33:48>> Yeah. Like I never had a relationship
1:33:50that I couldn't just put online, you
1:33:52know what I'm saying? And she was cool
1:33:53with it. She at least wanted to at least
1:33:54poke in and say, "Hey, you know, oh,
1:33:56here's your dog."
1:33:56>> You know what I mean? Like, how do you
1:33:58get past that?
1:33:59>> I think we should talk about y'all
1:34:00girls, man.
1:34:01>> Yeah. Go ahead. I'm I'm definitely
1:34:03>> like, wait, are you back with Cynthia?
1:34:04>> See, I respect that a lot more than the
1:34:07than the But uh like with uh you bought
1:34:09her that car. [laughter]
1:34:12>> Wait, what?
1:34:12>> You bought that car for her? Hey, brand
1:34:14new. Whoops. Yeah.
1:34:16>> But he can't outro me.
1:34:17>> Yeah. Yeah.
1:34:17>> All right. I'm going get on your ass.
1:34:18>> Yeah. I ain't going to lie.
1:34:19>> Is it phone time or friend time?
1:34:21>> Friend time.
1:34:23>> Get the up, bro.
1:34:24>> Give me hugs.
1:34:27That's not a good [laughter]
1:34:30>> Give me a hug.
1:34:30>> No, I don't want to give you a hug LIKE
1:34:32THAT.
1:34:32>> COME ON. GIVE ME A HUG.
1:34:34>> You are terrifying to look at at this
1:34:36angle, but you I'll give you a hug. We
1:34:38got [laughter]
1:34:42>> Here we go. Three, two,
1:34:47>> yeah, you got to roll with it.
1:34:48>> Got to roll. Smart as [ __ ]
1:34:49>> That's that [ __ ] Yeah,
1:34:51>> you smart.
1:34:52>> That's that mirror's edge.
1:34:53>> I get up now. Do the roll. Do the roll.
1:34:58>> What the [ __ ]
1:35:02>> Everybody close their eyes.
1:35:04>> I'm not doing shot, bro. Man, I'm not a
1:35:06grown man, bro. This All right, bro.
1:35:07Close your eyes for what? Just shocked.
1:35:10>> No, he wanted to do shot roulette. Then
1:35:11you have to do it too. Who the [ __ ] are
1:35:13YOU?
1:35:13>> YEAH. WHY THE porn
1:35:16>> weird ass [ __ ]
1:35:16>> You're not going to get He's going to
1:35:18mix it.
1:35:18>> No, you're not going to get three no
1:35:20shots, boy. You
1:35:21>> No, it's one shot.
1:35:22>> So you we all got to turn around and let
1:35:24him do it. Would you do it?
1:35:28>> Why are like that motherucker?
1:35:31>> NO. [screaming]
1:35:34NO, but I'm saying he's not supposed to
1:35:35drink. That's not even a shot,
1:35:36>> son.
1:35:38>> Yo, we taking a shot or we doing the
1:35:40roulette? Mine right here took us first
1:35:42>> to the camping camping trying to do a
1:35:45>> big 24 HOURS IN THIS [ __ ]
1:35:47>> 24 HOURS.
1:35:52>> That was good, man.
1:35:54>> That was good.
1:35:55>> Forever.
1:35:56>> I see that cup.
1:35:57>> THAT WAS GOOD. I DRANK IT,
1:35:59>> BRO. I drank it. Look.
1:36:00>> No, you didn't.
1:36:01>> Bro, take your shot.
1:36:03>> Take your shot, bro.
1:36:04>> I don't drink.
1:36:05>> If I took it, you got to take it.
1:36:08Ah, [groaning]
1:36:09>> I ain't going that [ __ ] That shot
1:36:10wasn't [ __ ] I take another one. You
1:36:12guys still got roulette.
1:36:13>> Yo, let's do a roulette.
1:36:14>> Yo, I'm not going to lie. If you're not
1:36:17I'm literally feeling that shot. I swear
1:36:19to God.
1:36:19>> Oh god, my knees.
1:36:20>> I'm feeling it. My knees were like three
1:36:22times.
1:36:23>> You didn't see it went like this like
1:36:24three times.
1:36:25>> That's the dumbest [ __ ] we ever
1:36:26>> No, I know. I'M FEELING IT CUZ W JUST
1:36:28GET by [laughter]
1:36:31and HE WAS ALREADY THICK
1:36:34MY BRO. YO, THAT [ __ ] GETTING UPS
1:36:40and yo yo yo here.
1:36:41>> Yeah, like I'm getting like that.
1:36:43>> Can you not make it like that? I just
1:36:45feel like you know we got to
1:36:46>> Bro, he said he's 34, bro.
1:36:48>> He's 38.
1:36:50>> How you know you going to live to
1:36:51>> You know my my dad birthday was a day
1:36:53ago
1:36:54>> and you out here doing cam.
1:36:56>> I'm actually flying him out here, bro.
1:36:58>> So you n
1:36:59>> Why not?
1:37:00>> Cuz he don't speak English.
1:37:02>> So why you stream you the up, bro? He
1:37:05making sure he's streaming tomorrow for
1:37:06Marlin birthday. But you couldn't be
1:37:07there for your pops, bro.
1:37:08>> They said the only time you follow me
1:37:09English when you talking about
1:37:10>> I make sure my appearance is good, bro.
1:37:12>> I ain't going to lie. That shot I can't
1:37:13move my arm.
1:37:14>> I ain't going to lie.
1:37:15>> No, I can't move this.
1:37:16>> Just literally turn into an alien.
1:37:18>> I literally just seen him go. I can't
1:37:20move my arm.
1:37:21>> All right.
1:37:22>> Don't smell it.
1:37:23>> Smell it. Don't smell it.
1:37:24>> Hey, don't make your face.
1:37:25>> Yeah. Try.
1:37:26>> I know. I got it.
1:37:27>> I ain't going to lie. I think I got it.
1:37:28I know I got it.
1:37:29>> All right. Watch this. I
1:37:34>> bet.
1:37:34>> I'm not a Y'all don't know what I got.
1:37:38>> Oh, you got one.
1:37:38>> He's cap. He's cap water.
1:37:39>> You might be lying, though.
1:37:40>> I might be lying, too.
1:37:41>> He's cap.
1:37:42>> All right, let me see. I got it.
1:37:44>> I know. I got it. Let me see.
1:37:45>> I lied. I can drink alcohol, bro.
1:37:52Yo, [laughter]
1:37:53>> go ahead. No, Jason got it. No. Oh, God.
1:37:56Yo, Jason got the liquor. You stupid.
1:37:58You stupid. I almost caught you. I
1:38:00almost So it's three three
1:38:02>> W mother.
1:38:04>> Whoa. Come here. Come here. Come here.
1:38:07[ __ ] YOU [ __ ]
1:38:08>> THAT [ __ ] LIKE
1:38:09>> HE WENT [laughter] TO SPORTS FLIPS,
1:38:10[ __ ]
1:38:12>> That [ __ ] went to Walmart.
1:38:14>> [ __ ] your ass.
1:38:14>> They cut your [ __ ] Where they be trying
1:38:16to sell you AT&T at
1:38:17>> Bro, you got your haircut at at
1:38:19T-Mobile. [ __ ]
1:38:20>> we went to the barber shop at that
1:38:21McDonald's where he was,
1:38:22>> bro. You walked out at AutoZone with a
1:38:24fade. The was you doing in AutoZone? You
1:38:26stupid. Went to Bourbon Co. They get a
1:38:29[ __ ] haircut. [ __ ] in the back of
1:38:30Ross giving a [ __ ] for a haircut.
1:38:33[ __ ] made [laughter] me wonder, man.
1:38:34>> Your hair got your hair up. Just did
1:38:37this right. LIKE HE CUT YOUR HAIR WITH
1:38:40SHE
1:38:40>> KELLER cut his hair.
1:38:41>> YOU DUMB. YOU GOT YOUR HAIRCUT WITH
1:38:42SCISSORS.
1:38:44>> Not a lie, bro. You got way too much
1:38:46money for that, bro.
1:38:47>> They didn't even cut his hair with
1:38:48scissors. They just put a piece of tape
1:38:49on the back.
1:38:50>> Got a got a manicure at the same time.
1:38:52You weird. Get his feet done while
1:38:54getting his haircut at the same time.
1:38:55You weird.
1:38:56>> They put some great duct tape on that
1:38:58[ __ ]
1:38:59>> Rip this. Hey, get the out of your wax
1:39:01the back of your neck. And I know it's
1:39:03red for three days straight.
1:39:04>> And they made you pay before like you
1:39:06had to [laughter] you had
1:39:09that haircut.
1:39:09>> $85.
1:39:10>> You paid $85 for that [ __ ] or $85 for my
1:39:14soul? I would have gave that person 85
1:39:16grenades. No, I ain't going to lie. Was
1:39:18you at Taco Bell and ordered a chalupa
1:39:20and then they said, "We got the special
1:39:22and then they cut your hair." Bro, was
1:39:24you at the back of a Burger King digging
1:39:26through the trash and the [ __ ] popped
1:39:27out and said, "Yo, bro, I can line you
1:39:28up."
1:39:29>> Like, did you take a model at a Magic
1:39:31Raccoon said, "Hey, I'm a barber."
1:39:33>> You must have went to a white mom with a
1:39:34Honda CRV that cut your hair.
1:39:37>> Was in public. Somebody gave him a drive
1:39:38by cut. Like, they just ran by with the
1:39:40clip.
1:39:41>> You walked out, that [ __ ] thought you
1:39:42was fresh as hell, bro. I ain't lie. If
1:39:44I had that haircut, bro, I myself,
1:39:46>> bro. A [ __ ] put up a Honda Civic with
1:39:48clippers in the middle of the street and
1:39:49popped up. Gave you a fade on my soul.
1:39:51You was watching uh Tyler Perry movies
1:39:53when you got your haircut.
1:39:54>> That [ __ ] walking the ball.
1:39:55>> How many in front of me? He said just
1:39:56look you [laughter]
1:40:00[screaming]
1:40:01what? WHAT DID YOU JUST [laughter] SAY?
1:40:04WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?
1:40:05>> THAT [ __ ] walked in the barber shop
1:40:06said, "How many in front of me?" Just
1:40:08you next. [laughter]
1:40:10>> He repeat,
1:40:13bro.
1:40:13>> We can say his name. We just
1:40:15>> getting lazy.
1:40:16>> Yeah, you just can't.
1:40:18>> My career.
1:40:19>> I ain't going to lie, bro. You worship.
1:40:20No, I ain't going to lie.
1:40:22>> What about him? We've been letting this
1:40:23[ __ ] SLIDE ALL DAY. I MEAN, show you.
1:40:32>> That was the dumbest thing I'
1:40:34g
1:40:36naked Robbie hard.
1:40:39>> Oh, that [ __ ] W's knee just shaking
1:40:41like he ain't been this drug since 09.
1:40:43If you tell if you tell him to run in a
1:40:45circle, he make a square. [laughter]
1:40:48>> W think he a bear right now. He think
1:40:50he's hiding behind a tree.
1:40:51>> Bro, look at his eyes. He's What's wrong
1:40:52with your Oh, he's
1:40:53>> Bro, you're allergic. LOOK AT YOUR EYES.
1:40:55ARE YOU ALLERGIC [laughter] OR
1:40:55SOMETHING, [ __ ] ALLERGIC REACTION,
1:40:57[ __ ] NO, NO, NO. Kill you, dog.
1:40:59>> You see, he look like might kill you.
1:41:01>> No, you're not, bro. I'm scared right
1:41:02now.
1:41:02>> He's one of those Asian [ __ ] that
1:41:03fight when they do drugs.
1:41:04>> That's what I'm saying. Like,
1:41:05>> he's a Irvine demon, bro. You from OC?
1:41:07He pull out. You be You be in Orange
1:41:09County. You used to be in Orange County
1:41:10a lot growing up.
1:41:11>> Look at his eyeball right there, bro.
1:41:13Never was in county.
1:41:14>> On the bounce. Chill. Chill out.
1:41:16>> Like what? What part? Newport Beach.
1:41:18Irvine. What part are we talking about?
1:41:19>> You good? You good?
1:41:20>> You a Newport gangster?
1:41:21>> Yeah. Newport Beach gangster. But them
1:41:22age [ __ ] down to be going hard though.
1:41:24>> BUT THAT [ __ ] STILL CHASING YOU, RIGHT?
1:41:26LIKE WHAT THE DID I DO? THAT [ __ ] ABOUT
1:41:27TO BEAT THE OUT OF you
1:41:29>> cuz he had a shot of Tito.
1:41:31>> That [ __ ] is hideous, [laughter] bro.
1:41:33Look at him in his eyes.
1:41:34>> That [ __ ] like me in my eyes.
1:41:37>> Look me in my eyes. You are musty as
1:41:39[ __ ] I told you.
1:41:40>> Oh my god. Oh my god.
1:41:43>> Did you make that rap when he said I get
1:41:45too much? I'm going TO START GETTING
1:41:48REMEMBER THAT.
1:41:49>> OH NO, YOU STILL you got to fight for
1:41:50that [ __ ] If your [ __ ] [laughter]
1:41:52grab your hand, beat that [ __ ] bro. He
1:41:54want some [ __ ] bro. You want some
1:41:56bussy?
1:41:57>> You not go for some [ __ ] [laughter]
1:42:02>> You know what bussy is?
1:42:04>> You know what is?
1:42:04>> It's boy. [laughter]
1:42:08>> Oh yeah. You ain't drinking with me no
1:42:09more. [laughter]
1:42:11HEY BRO, WE AIN'T GOING OFFICIAL THOUGH.
1:42:13>> HEY, WE AIN'T GOING OFFICIAL. I KNOW
1:42:14THAT, RIGHT?
1:42:16>> BRO, if he threw up on me, bro, bro, I
1:42:18would mouth.
1:42:20[clears throat and laughter]
1:42:22>> That would probably make me throw up
1:42:23more,
1:42:25>> bro. What you talking about?
1:42:29[laughter]
1:42:29>> Yo, why is she following me?
1:42:31>> HEY, WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME?
1:42:32>> WHY YOU KEEP TOUCHING THAT [ __ ] BRO?
1:42:34LIKE, BRO, he want some old He want some
1:42:36old
1:42:39[ __ ] Bro, can you put your shorts on,
1:42:41bro?
1:42:42>> Bro, I literally just
1:42:44>> Oh my god. No. This [ __ ] is literally
1:42:47making me uncomfortable.
1:42:48>> Bro, YOU'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT [ __ ]
1:42:49HIM THE LAST two days. THAT'S WHAT YOU
1:42:50GET.
1:42:51>> He been talking about You talking about
1:42:53[ __ ] this man for the last two and a
1:42:54half look normal no more,
1:42:56>> bro. [clears throat] That's how he get
1:42:57out, bro. You've been around for that
1:42:58much,
1:42:59>> bro. You
1:42:59>> No, you're turning red, bro.
1:43:01>> Bro, you need to go to AA,
1:43:03[laughter]
1:43:04>> bro. This [ __ ] is a problem if he
1:43:06>> kind of need a napkin. Kind of do need a
1:43:08napkin, bro. Bro,
1:43:11>> this [ __ ] was trying to rip my beater.
1:43:13[laughter]
1:43:14>> Bro, your beater loose as
1:43:15>> I know,
1:43:16>> bro. It's 24 hours. You got to get rid
1:43:17of it, bro.
1:43:18>> Get rid of that beard.
1:43:19>> 24 hours is always Do it. Do it. Do it.
1:43:21I got you. I got you.
1:43:23>> Oh, no. The back is crazy.
1:43:24>> Oh my god.
1:43:27[laughter]
1:43:28>> You have a nice a
1:43:32nice build.
1:43:32>> Hold on. [ __ ] off.
1:43:33>> YOU BUILD NICE, DOG.
1:43:34>> WHY DID YOU RIP the back of this man's
1:43:36shirt like that?
1:43:36>> How did it come off so perfect? Like
1:43:38half this.
1:43:40>> Come on, brother.
1:43:40>> What size is that?
1:43:41>> Good fellow.
1:43:41>> Yep. Yep.
1:43:42>> I love Good Fellow.
1:43:43>> Good fellow.
1:43:43>> Let's rockellow fellow. Good fellow.
1:43:46>> You have to.
1:43:46>> Hey. Hey. Watch this.
1:43:49>> Damn.
1:43:52Who you with, [ __ ]
1:43:53>> With me, [ __ ]
1:43:55>> Look at that.
1:43:56>> Go ahead. Go ahead. No. No. Finish him.
1:43:58>> Who you going to be? I JUST I JUST
1:43:59FINISHED MY CHASER. Need that?
1:44:01>> No. No.
1:44:03>> Oh my god.
1:44:05>> I actually do NEED A CHASER.
1:44:06>> OH.
1:44:10>> [screaming]
1:44:15[applause]
1:44:16>> I'M ABOUT TO MAKE HIM MAD
1:44:18>> CUZ OF THE right make him mad. I got Leo
1:44:21with sticks over uh Toy Story.
1:44:22>> I smack everybody in my family
1:44:27and
1:44:27>> they know it's they knew
1:44:31Toy Story playing around.
1:44:33>> SAY ON GOD.
1:44:34>> YOU RAISED ME. STAY ON GOD. STAY ON GOD.
1:44:37SAY WHAT? NO, YOU'RE CLICKBAY. Y'ALL
1:44:39HATE YOU.
1:44:40>> NO, I KNOW. YOUR KIDS ARE GOING TO HATE
1:44:41YOU.
1:44:41>> NO, NO, NO, NO. THIS I KNOW YOU.
1:44:43>> YOUR KIDS ARE GOING TO HATE YOU.
1:44:43>> WHAT HAPPENED IN THE LEO Stitch movie?
1:44:45That's the show. What happened in the
1:44:46movie? This is my movie.
1:44:48>> Uh uh uh uh. I got Finding Nemo over Toy
1:44:50Story. If you got problems coming in the
1:44:51back. No, I'm not going to lie.
1:44:52>> LET'S ALL GIVE YOU PROBLEM BACK. FIND
1:44:55NEMO. FIRE. I AIN'T GOING FRONT. BUT TOY
1:44:57STORY I GO FRONT. CHOKE ME UNTIL I DIE.
1:45:00ALL RIGHT. LISTEN,
1:45:02>> MY THROAT,
1:45:03>> PLEASE.
1:45:04>> WHAT?
1:45:05>> My mouth if I'm wrong.
1:45:07>> You didn't have no volume. WE DON'T GET
1:45:09BREAKFAST.
1:45:11>> I STILL HAVE my flight.
1:45:13>> Yeah. And all that.
1:45:14>> Can we please get food?
1:45:16>> I'm sorry, bro. We just having a really
1:45:17a passionate conversation right now.
1:45:18WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
1:45:19>> WHAT IS THE PLOT?
1:45:21>> WHAT IS THE
1:45:22>> LUNCH? WHO GIVES A I don't give A
1:45:25>> BRO? YOU CAN MAN. YOU COULD WATCH TV.
1:45:28[clears throat] See how you you go too
1:45:29far with that.
1:45:30>> We got to watch the Discovery Channel,
1:45:31>> BRO. THIS [ __ ] REALLY ABOUT TO BOT YOU,
1:45:33>> BRO. We're following the leader, bro.
1:45:34You got it. I'm sorry,
1:45:36>> bro. You get dangerous, [ __ ] I I'm not
1:45:38>> I don't like him. Yeah, bro.
1:45:39>> You want to go too aggressive, man?
1:45:40>> Yo, this [ __ ] is packed to the max.
1:45:44>> Damn.
1:45:46That [ __ ] said, "Damn, what the [ __ ]
1:45:48are these people looking?"
1:45:49>> I'm going be honest, bro.
1:45:51>> Yo, we walked in,
1:45:52>> bro. Why the staring at that might be
1:45:54the most racist cafe I've ever seen in
1:45:56my life. What the [ __ ] are y'all
1:45:57looking?
1:45:58>> I walked in there. She looked at me up
1:46:00and down. Said, "You Asian."
1:46:03>> Oh, Harold. What time this [ __ ] closed?
1:46:04I'm about to I'm about to report them to
1:46:06the to the city.
1:46:07>> Get the [ __ ] out.
1:46:07>> Wait, hold on. Why don't we ask them?
1:46:08Can we get take out?
1:46:10>> No, no, no. They don't want us. We not
1:46:11about to eat this.
1:46:12>> They don't want us.
1:46:13>> He's pouring orange juice out.
1:46:16>> I got $9 max this [ __ ]
1:46:18>> Oh my god. I've never seen
1:46:22>> everybody free today. We going to pay
1:46:25for it.
1:46:27So, we bring the checks to you.
1:46:29>> No, I don't.
1:46:31>> You don't know that name.
1:46:36>> Hell yes.
1:46:38>> Hey, bro. Pudge. You say something like
1:46:39that again, bro. We need a 60 in the
1:46:40kitchen, too. With non-slip shoes on
1:46:45>> non-slip shoes on 60. Hey, bro. You're
1:46:47like a monk that discovered olive oil.
1:46:52>> That's crazy.
1:46:53>> You see some olive oil anywhere? [ __ ]
1:46:55start rubbing his body in that like stay
1:46:57young.
1:46:57>> Can I get a t-bone dinner?
1:46:59>> T-bone.
1:47:00>> What the [ __ ]
1:47:01>> Can you please bring a axe outside when
1:47:03you when you when you bring a axe?
1:47:04>> Will you bring?
1:47:06You want a steak?
1:47:07>> Yeah. Let me get a half a rack of bubble
1:47:09food.
1:47:09>> Yo, you need to
1:47:10>> Do y'all have 18 wheelers? Can you drive
1:47:12it through here when you bring his food
1:47:15and make it disintegrate his [ __ ]
1:47:17brain?
1:47:18>> You have a shotgun in the back. Would
1:47:20you order a T-bone steak for
1:47:22>> We know you got shotguns in the back.
1:47:25>> Lace my [ __ ] with fentanyl and meth and
1:47:28fetamine and ketamine.
1:47:30>> And I apologize for him, but he did a
1:47:32line of uh of dish soap this morning.
1:47:35When they bring a T-bone steak, I'm
1:47:37hitting you in the head with that cherry
1:47:38right there. [laughter] I'm talking
1:47:39about
1:47:41be honest with you, right? Look, when I
1:47:42be honest with you, when they put when
1:47:44they put that when they put the half
1:47:45rack of ribs in front of you, I'm gonna
1:47:47put bear bait on you. Watch you get
1:47:49eaten alive.
1:47:51>> I'm literally going to walk out walk out
1:47:53this place to go find a piranha and
1:47:56throw it on your neck as soon as the
1:47:57[ __ ]
1:47:58>> If I see you clean that plate, bro, I'm
1:48:01myself.
1:48:03>> Ordered a half rack of ribs
1:48:06>> in an unknown place. This ain't even
1:48:08called barbecue place.
1:48:10>> It's a breakfast spot. You just you just
1:48:12scroll past Puzzy live, bro. Just
1:48:14[laughter] you just click not
1:48:15interested. Yo, that's up, bro.
1:48:18>> What do you do, Dub? What the do you do?
1:48:20What do you do, Dub?
1:48:22>> Like on some real genuine.
1:48:24>> All you do you spend more time with that
1:48:26man did you do with your own?
1:48:28>> Martin Luther King tatted on your
1:48:30forearm.
1:48:32>> He's a weirdo.
1:48:34>> Wait, weirdos, bro. Not weird.
1:48:36[clears throat]
1:48:36>> Oh my god. I'm so sorry. Oh god. I'm
1:48:39sorry. joke, bro.
1:48:41>> I'm sorry, bro. I I'm sorry.
1:48:44>> But he's drunk, so you know he's
1:48:45>> I'm sorry, bro.
1:48:46>> If he was sober, that's a 60.
1:48:47>> No, bro. It's cool.
1:48:49>> Now I feel really bad.
1:48:51>> Give me some straws.
1:48:53>> If you scream out, I'm hungry and I'm
1:48:55proud. I give you a 10.
1:48:59>> I'm hungry and I'm proud.
1:49:03>> You got to get him.
1:49:04>> You have to give it to him.
1:49:06>> You have to. That's $60. Like he got to
1:49:08search your name first and then follow
1:49:09you. I don't even follow this [ __ ]
1:49:13>> Bro, I got to be honest with y'all, bro.
1:49:15>> I don't really listen listen. I don't
1:49:18give a about how every other streamer
1:49:20feels.
1:49:21>> This is the best like content we like
1:49:23[ __ ] have got Twitch in a long time.
1:49:25I'm outside of Stream University and all
1:49:26that. This is the best friend group. I
1:49:28don't give a [ __ ] All them other friend
1:49:30groups are fabricated and they don't
1:49:31really with each other. Like I actually
1:49:32would hang out with you. I would hang
1:49:34out with you off stream. I would hang
1:49:36out with you. Can we hang out off
1:49:37stream?
1:49:37>> Yo, after this, bro. Let's get
1:49:38>> We need to hang out off stream.
1:49:40>> No, like I'm being serious. Like, I'm
1:49:42being honest.
1:49:42>> Let's get dinner, bro.
1:49:44>> Even though you're the biggest streamer
1:49:45here.
1:49:46>> I don't I don't feel like none of us are
1:49:48like using anybody to like produce the
1:49:50clips. I feel like, bro, we just we just
1:49:52like each other.
1:49:53>> Cuz if I'm being honest, if I didn't
1:49:54with you, I would have came back for a
1:49:55second. If I didn't like you, I'd be
1:49:56like, "Bro, I'm not doing this cuz it's
1:49:57Jason here. I'm I don't [ __ ] with you."
1:49:59Like, I feel like we're actually like
1:50:00like cool. Cuz a lot of these friend
1:50:02groups aren't real friend groups. They
1:50:04just make money.
1:50:04>> Exactly. No, I'm not going to lie. I
1:50:05don't I Let's go get dinner.
1:50:07>> I don't think this is I don't think
1:50:08y'all not you're not like I don't think
1:50:10[ __ ] understand. You cannot click Tik
1:50:12Tok, Twitter, or anything else.
1:50:14>> But I'm seeing this.
1:50:20>> There's just no way you can eat all of
1:50:22that, bro.
1:50:23>> Bro, are you on death row?
1:50:24>> I'm not going to say that mac. Can you
1:50:25Can I Can I Can I just grab the macaroni
1:50:27and show the camera and death?
1:50:29>> This macaroni, bro. This [ __ ] look like
1:50:32Resident Evil.
1:50:33>> Yo, I'm not going to lie. What the is
1:50:34this, bro?
1:50:35>> Can I be honest with you? The [ __ ] that
1:50:36just made that.
1:50:37>> She looks We need to go in that.
1:50:40>> We need to go in the back and blow.
1:50:41>> I'm not going to lie. I'm going to blow
1:50:43this place up. They don't give us
1:50:44utensils.
1:50:45>> I just asked her again. I just asked
1:50:46>> We asked three people. Other lady was
1:50:48shaking.
1:50:48>> You been You've been eating with your
1:50:49fingers, bro.
1:50:51>> Bro, that's how y'all eat your food. If
1:50:53y'all like
1:50:54>> So, you keep saying y'all. Now, if I
1:50:56said y'all, it'd be different.
1:50:59>> I actually saw Never mind. Oh, he about
1:51:02to say some hot [ __ ] If anybody ever
1:51:04invited me to Big Bear California, my
1:51:06ass and break my neck. Right. So, today
1:51:09we got the chicken and waffles. What?
1:51:11What?
1:51:13I'll be honest with y'all. Right.
1:51:17This is the worst thing I've ever
1:51:21impression I [ __ ] up on.
1:51:23>> You did it too quick.
1:51:25>> So, what did I So, tell me what I did
1:51:26wrong.
1:51:27>> Was to walk in, get some B- roll.
1:51:29>> I mean, we eating, you know, I can't
1:51:30really do it already. But you did good.
1:51:31You eat regular people.
1:51:33>> We got what? 5 minutes left. Pudgy, pull
1:51:35up, BRO.
1:51:36>> HEY, DRIVE UP. LEVITATE to the creek.
1:51:38>> Oh my god.
1:51:39>> Yo, Pudgy, you just you just you just
1:51:42you just racked up my my security
1:51:44deposit.
1:51:45>> You look like a danger hippopotamus.
1:51:47>> You look like the the last Incredible
1:51:49villain, Mud Man.
1:51:50>> No, I'm Yo,
1:51:52>> you look like a John Wick character who
1:51:54got shot but won't die. You look like
1:51:56John Wick dog [laughter]
1:51:59that don't die.
1:52:00>> Right before WE END THIS SHOW
1:52:02>> W25
1:52:06[applause] 25. Who got 25? Oh, 24 hours.
1:52:09>> All right, y'all. So, we had a long day.
1:52:11Long 24 hours. And I'm glad we did it,
1:52:13man.
1:52:14>> Bro, I'm not going to lie. This was the
1:52:15best 24 hours of my life, man.
1:52:18[screaming]
1:52:19[cheering]
1:52:19>> I literally seen your meat hit the
1:52:21ground first. You need to see if you got
1:52:22to be straight,
1:52:23>> bro. It's good. It's invisible. Careful.
1:52:25>> Drove this Prius. Listen.
1:52:30They said if I hit that TV twice, Mariah
1:52:32Carey will pop off. Let me see.
1:52:36[screaming]
1:52:37>> Anyways, y'all listen. Bro, that [ __ ]
1:52:39has uh
1:52:39>> What's our next bro?
1:52:40>> Listen, we didn't end. He has dementia.
1:52:42Y'all, it's been a great 24 hours. I'm
1:52:44gonna stay live for the next 12 hours,
1:52:46right?
1:52:47>> I don't know.
1:52:48>> I didn't know what this stream was gonna
1:52:50bring, but I know it brought y'all
1:52:51entertainment. I know when this stream
1:52:52ends, y'all gonna be like, "Damn, I'm
1:52:54back to watching some bullshit." Because
1:52:56we get push
1:53:04camping W I don't know what the group
1:53:06name is.
1:53:09>> We going to come up with a group name.
1:53:11Asian squares.

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