YT YouTube2Text

YouTube2Text → Transcripts → We Bare Bears EVERY Episode of Season One | Cartoon Network | Full Season Compilation

We Bare Bears EVERY Episode of Season One | Cartoon Network | Full Season Compilation — Transcript

by We Bare Bears · 14,632 words · 2,627 segments · language en · Watch on YouTube

Open in transcriber Summarize with AI Download SRT/VTT

Full transcript

0:00Here's another one of my regular
0:01hangouts. Even got myself a spare key.
0:06There will most definitely be food here.
0:07The bears alike. I mean, they live here,
0:09you know. [laughter]
0:11You take the lower covers in the floor.
0:12I'll check over here.
0:15H. No. No. No sir. No way. No good.
0:19Nope. No. Sere.
0:22Any of this look good enough for the
0:24bears?
0:25Ah. Yeah, you're right, man. Not a
0:28single edible thing in this place.
0:29Think, Charlie. Come on. Think. H.
0:34THAT'S IT. PIZZA. GREAT IDEA, MAN. Now
0:37to find a phone. Aha.
0:46>> Hello. A papa pizzeria.
0:48>> Hello, pizza. I'd like to order you.
0:52>> What if everything we are is just a
0:54figment of someone else's imagination? I
0:56mean, if what I see isn't real, am I
0:58even real? You know,
1:02this is pointless. Thank you for your
1:03time. Hey, how are you guys doing?
1:06>> Not good. We're having a dance
1:07competition with a worm.
1:09>> You got this, bro.
1:12>> We're back with Creatures of Mystery.
1:14Fresh traces of the beast have been
1:15found in the local forest.
1:17>> Yep, that's him.
1:19>> Thousands of dollars will be offered as
1:21a reward for a clear photo of the
1:22creature.
1:23>> [laughter]
1:23>> AND IF ANYONE CREATURE, they
1:25>> Oh, man. Snake, you are right. One more.
1:27Knock knock. Come on. Just one more. Lay
1:29it on me.
1:33That is a good one, buddy.
1:36Ah, it's getting a little chilly. You
1:37cold here. Wait right here.
1:42All right. Here you are. Ah, you're
1:45going to look so handsome. Hey, man. I
1:47don't want you to take this the wrong
1:48way, but I didn't really know what to
1:49make of you at first. But I'm really
1:51glad you decided to tag along. Oh, that
1:54must be the pizza. Hey, uh, Snake, I
1:56kind of like to keep a low profile. You
1:58mind?
1:59>> Pizza?
2:04Uh, I got pizzas here for Mr. Snakes. Is
2:07uh, is that you?
2:08>> Oh, yes, of course. H, hiss. Yes, it was
2:11me. Do you like my scarf? A good friend
2:13gave it to me. I'll take the pizza now.
2:14H, hiss. Uh, that'll be $20.
2:17>> Of course. You wait right there. I'm
2:20going to get my snake wallet now.
2:22There's bound to be 20-ish bucks here
2:23somewhere. Hey, thanks for helping me
2:24out back there, by the way. You did a
2:26really good job. I've actually never
2:27been able to get a pizza delivered like
2:28that before.
2:30Oh, you tired? All right, you just take
2:33a rest here. Oh, you like my statues?
2:36Yeah, I'll make one of you next time we
2:37hang out. Man, those took ages to make.
2:39Aha, perfect change.
2:44No. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? STOP. SPIT THOSE
2:45OUT. AH, MAN. I told you how hard I
2:48worked on these. The bears REALLY LOVED
2:50THEM. WHY'D YOU do that? Well, where are
2:52you going now? What? That's it? No
2:54apology? You really hurt my feelings,
2:56man. Huh? Man, I thought you liked your
2:58scarf. You're just going to leave it
3:00here? And you're a horrible friend.
3:06Don't look at me.
3:11>> Hello? Did you find your snake wallet?
3:14>> [snorts]
3:14>> Mean snake. Can't trust new friends
3:16these days. Huh?
3:19WHOA.
3:21[screaming]
3:24>> WHOA. Did you see that? Come on. I bet
3:26we can get this on the news.
3:32There he is. Get him.
3:43>> Man, his feet really are big.
3:45>> Now smile and say, "Chief."
3:48Stay.
3:51Larry, help me. LARRY,
3:55[screaming]
3:58you came back for me. I'm so sorry. We
4:02fought, buddy. Can we be friends again?
4:05I'll take that as a yes. Oh, the party.
4:07We got to get these pieces of the bear
4:09stat.
4:11THE GRUB HAS ARRIVED. GOT THE PIZZAS
4:13RIGHT HERE, FELLAS. Where'd everybody
4:16go? Oh, got late, went home, had fun.
4:20Thanks. Oh, they had a good time, huh?
4:24Man, I couldn't have done it without
4:25you. This was such a fun day. Maybe we
4:27can
4:32Oh, is that your family? Oh, they're
4:34beautiful. I guess you got to go then.
4:37We can hang out again some other time.
4:38Go be with your family.
4:50Hey, you're back. What's that you're
4:52doing there?
4:56Is this a scarf? Hey, I love it. Hey,
5:00you want a slice of pizza for the road?
5:03All righty then.
5:05Thank you, friend.
5:08>> Skullking through the wilderness like a
5:10phantom, [music] creeping stealthily
5:11through the underbrush, it's possible
5:13that the true nature of this hairy
5:15creature [music] will never be known.
5:17But perhaps, just perhaps, there is
5:20something beautiful, something [music]
5:21majestic in his solitude.
5:28Guys, we can do this, too. We're going
5:30to make viral videos so we can become
5:32internet famous. THINK ABOUT IT, PANDA.
5:34You know those 50 million views had at
5:36least one girl in there.
5:38>> Internet ladies.
5:39>> And think of all the internet glory you
5:41could bask in.
5:41>> Iceber enjoys basking.
5:43>> All right, pause in.
5:44>> Wait, what is this? We never do.
5:45>> Just Just go with it. Okay, on three.
5:47One, two, three. Internet famous.
5:49>> Let me finish my breakfast first.
5:52>> All right. Wait, why isn't anything
5:53showing up? Oh, wait. It's not on. Whoa.
5:57Hey. Too close. Yeah. Looking good, bro.
6:00>> Why do I have to wear toilet paper on my
6:01head?
6:02>> Action.
6:02>> Oh. Oh. Oh. Where?
6:04>> Oh. Oh. Where am I? I am a lost baby.
6:07>> Look for mom.
6:08>> Mom. Mom. Mom.
6:11>> Mom, are you in there?
6:13>> Here's [laughter] your bottle. Now try
6:14to get up.
6:14>> It's not my fault. I was born round.
6:16>> Good night, baby.
6:17>> All right. Quick. Take the camera. Okay.
6:18Am I in frame? Good. Wow. Look at this
6:21cute small box. Would it not be cute if
6:24I were to sit in it?
6:27Did you get that? Okay, switch.
6:35Perfect.
6:38Cutest vid eo ever. # righteous # holla
6:43>> #
6:44>> panda single # ice bear for president.
6:46>> It's public. All right, step back. Let
6:48it breathe, guys.
6:50>> I got to refresh. Nothing. Oh, that's
6:53cool. That's cool. I mean, it's only
6:55been a minute, right? Yeah, you guys can
6:56go. I'm just going to hang here and wait
6:58till we get more friend I mean hits.
7:14>> Hey, Grizz. How do we do
7:17it all for you to be happy?
7:20>> What's up, Grizz? Comfort me.
7:24>> No, not even people tripping can heal my
7:27wounds.
7:27>> Whoa. Isn't that the koala from that
7:29video?
7:30>> Hold on. What? A meme con?
7:32>> Mimi meme.
7:33>> A meme con. Internet celebs. Meme
7:35tryyouts judged by Nom Nom himself.
7:41We're going.
7:46Wow. Look at all the internet
7:48celebrities here.
7:52Sign it, Porkins. Right here, Porkins.
7:54Right here, Pkins. Sign here.
7:56>> I didn't think so many people would be
7:58competing.
7:58>> Ice Bear should have trained before
7:59coming.
8:00>> No sweat, brothers. They got nothing on
8:02us. Now, LET'S GET IN THERE.
8:05>> EXCUSE ME.
8:08>> Let's see who we have next. Here we have
8:10Liz from the dump.
8:13[clears throat]
8:13>> Show them what you got, Liz.
8:21All right, thank you. Let's hear what
8:23our judges have to say. Gluten cat,
8:26>> balancing lizard.
8:27>> Nom nom. Oh, that's so cute. Well, that
8:30looks like a unanimous no.
8:33>> Years of trading.
8:34>> Hello, my name is Grizzly. We're here to
8:36be internet famous.
8:37>> All right, whenever you're ready.
8:39>> Okay, guys, just like we rehearsed.
8:40>> But we didn't rehearse anymore.
8:41>> Oh, where am I?
8:42>> You promised you'd never do this again.
8:43>> I'M A LOST BABY. HOW I WISH THERE WAS A
8:46SMALL box for me.
8:49>> Uh,
8:51judges.
8:55>> Oh, look at his little drools. Sorry,
8:57boys. That's a resounding no.
8:59>> Wait, what?
9:00>> Yes. Get out. Thank you.
9:02>> WAIT, WAIT, HOLD ON. I HAVE QUESTIONS.
9:05WAIT, WAIT. I'M GOING BACK IN HERE.
9:07>> WAIT, come on, man. We know now for sure
9:11that we're not cut out for this, and
9:12that's okay. Can we please just go home
9:14now?
9:14>> Ice Bear have been sleeping for 15
9:16minutes.
9:16>> Don't you get it? THIS IS IT. This is
9:19our chance to make more friends than
9:20we've ever had.
9:21>> Come on, Grizz. We've had enough. You're
9:23being kind of a a dingo.
9:26>> Wa! No need to roll out the dord. Don't
9:28sweat it. I'm going to sort this all out
9:29with Nom Nom.
9:31>> Yes, it's a yellow backpack. Any of you
9:34birds know anything? I've got sugar
9:37packets.
9:40It's almost like they don't understand
9:42me. Twet, tweet, tweet, tweet, squat,
9:43squeeze, squeeze, tweet, squat, tweet,
9:44tweet, tweet, chirp, chirp, squat,
9:46squat. Whoa. Hey, look at that idea.
9:49Excuse me.
9:50>> Careful, it's art. Tweet, tweet, tweet,
9:52tweet, squat, squeeze, squat. Meow.
9:54Squack, squat, squawk. Okay, do any of
9:57you birds know which guy here took our
10:00stuff?
10:03Whoa. Hey there, little guy. Come on
10:05down.
10:09Okay, take your time and look carefully.
10:11Who was it?
10:20Aha! Here's our guy, fellas. Number 41.
10:24Evilst number of them all.
10:26>> Tell us WHERE THIS CRIMINAL IS. PIGEON,
10:27YOU TELL US RIGHT NOW.
10:28>> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. PANDA, you may have
10:30taken your stuff, but not your dignity.
10:32Hold on. We We'll follow you.
10:39Come on.
10:43>> [music]
10:46>> What? Where?
10:51>> T-shirt.
10:56>> What?
11:01>> Library? Why would the pigeon take us
11:03here?
11:04>> BECAUSE IT LIED TO US. BAD BIRDIE.
11:06>> WAIT A MINUTE. THE LIBRARY has internet,
11:07right?
11:08>> Yeah. So, phone finder. I'll track where
11:11my phone is. A who's a little genius
11:13birdie. High five, friend.
11:17Oh, maybe he's tired.
11:20>> Hello, library. Take me to your
11:22internet.
11:24Oops. Sorry about that.
11:45I got it.
11:50Okay, let's go.
12:00>> Well, this is the place.
12:09Evil number.
12:10>> Where do you see our stuff?
12:11>> Oh, he has our stuff. All right, let's
12:13move.
12:27>> 911. What's your emergency?
12:29>> Right now, Jones inbounds the ball. Shot
12:30clock at 18. Waves the screen off.
12:32>> Wait, Grizz, what's the plan? Well, I'm
12:35going to go in there and get our stuff
12:36back.
12:36>> What if he's I don't know, crazy. I
12:38mean, what if he works out? He could
12:40hurt our faces and stuff.
12:41>> Ice Bear wants to get moving.
12:42>> Okay. Okay. Okay. We'll go in ninja
12:44style.
12:46>> And here they come down the stretch.
12:48Double on the post now.
12:59>> Looks like they're running a play for a
13:00minute. The right block with under a
13:02minute left. He draws a second defender.
13:04He's shattering the ball handler
13:05beautifully. Oh, what a beautiful pass.
13:07>> They get the defensive rebound. All
13:09Oakland jerseys in the paint.
13:10>> AND WHAT A SLAM.
13:12>> YEAH.
13:13>> YEAH.
13:14>> Who are you guys?
13:15>> Ball is loose. Everyone scrambling for
13:17it. Who come up with it?
13:19>> He throws a pass to the left side.
13:21DANGEROUS SKIP PASS ACROSS. HE'S GOT IT
13:23TO BACK. HEY, HE'S OUT OF BOUNDS.
13:25>> HE'S LOST IT.
13:26>> Panda here.
13:29>> Help, GUYS.
13:30>> PANDA, BE CAREFUL. AH!
13:33>> AH! WE'RE [screaming] COMING OUT.
13:35You'll never get our stuff, evildoer.
13:41That was close, fellas.
13:43>> Okay, here it is. It dated June 24th.
13:46I found what I believe to be a cave.
13:50Oh, this furniture looks handmade. Ah,
13:53dang. Up there. Nobody would notice. H
13:56porridge, maybe.
13:59Yep, that's porridge. Oh, hey. I thought
14:03you can't really back. Hey, what the
14:06>> My chair.
14:06>> My porridge. Who are you? How'd you get
14:08in here?
14:09>> STAY BACK. [screaming]
14:11>> All right. All right. Turn on the light.
14:12>> Okay.
14:15>> All right. We got you, you little
14:16rascal. What are you doing in our cave?
14:18>> Oh, wow. So, this is your cave. Perfect.
14:20>> Mind games, eh? I know your type. Now,
14:22tell us why you were filming in here and
14:24touched on.
14:24>> So, it's true what the scientists say.
14:26Your cavities are atrocious. Would you
14:28say that your poor dental hygiene
14:30contributes to your sirly nature?
14:32>> I don't know what sirly means, but I'm
14:34going to pretend it means radical. So,
14:35thank you. But that wasn't the answer we
14:37need.
14:40>> Oh, no. Sorry, I can't find it. IT'S TOO
14:42DARK IN HERE. SO BRIGHT.
14:44>> HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BE?
14:45>> SORRY. It was an accident lighting
14:46around.
14:47>> My paws are sweaty.
14:48>> Hey now, what are you writing there? Let
14:49me see. Highly suspicious, I'd say.
14:52>> Yeah, this is super invasive.
14:53>> Ice Bear has too many secrets.
14:55>> It isn't invasive, really. I'm doing
14:57research on local bears. It's an
14:58assignment for my class.
15:00>> Class for what? Kindergarten. Up top.
15:04>> Actually, it's a college course. I
15:05skipped a couple grades, so the joke's
15:07on you.
15:07>> Well, the proof is in the pudding. We
15:10got your backpack. I'm going to mess
15:12with your stuff and get answers at the
15:14same time. What's all this? I'm your
15:17stuff. How do I feel?
15:21Whoa. A. Is this you?
15:25>> Chalo.
15:26>> Chloe.
15:27>> Iceber has never seen a smaller human.
15:29>> Stop. Give me that. And spit those out.
15:31You're not eating them right.
15:33>> Here you go. They're a little spicy.
15:38>> Oh my gosh, you guys. These are so good.
15:42Can Can we have another?
15:44>> Sure.
15:46>> Actually, I have a proposition for you
15:47guys. Would you mind if I hung around
15:49for a little bit to study your behavior?
15:51I'll bring you as many gummies as you
15:53want.
15:53>> Deal.
16:00>> Should I be doing something?
16:01>> Nope. Just be normal.
16:04>> Hey. Hey. [music] Look to the sky. The
16:07sun is bright. There's not a cloud of
16:09you. Not a cloud of you.
16:15I'm thinking we make the most of the
16:17sunshine. what he says me
16:24don't want to rush but you should have
16:27no clue in these trees I just saw you
16:30with and they always
16:37rain you
16:40stay away [music]
16:47come back in 2 weeks or 2 years or maybe
16:51never cuz I [music] just want it right
16:54for now forever.
17:10>> [music]
17:20>> raincloud.
17:22Stay away [music]
17:24for a while.
17:25>> Hey, friend. How's it going? You need
17:26anything? Are you almost done? When can
17:28I see?
17:28>> Hang on.
17:29>> Oh, yeah. Cool, cool, cool. You got it.
17:32>> Done.
17:33>> Done.
17:34>> Ice Bear believed in you. Um, now that
17:36you're done, you wouldn't happen to have
17:37anything spicy for us, would you?
17:40>> Spicy? I don't think I know what you're
17:42talking about.
17:44>> But you you said the thing.
17:47>> Just kidding. I got loads. Go ahead.
17:53>> We work so hard for this.
17:57>> Oh, no. Bus, I've got to go. Sorry for
18:00dashing. I'LL SEE YOU GUYS.
18:03HEY.
18:04HEY, are you okay?
18:08>> Girl be selling sunshine.
18:10>> Girl be selling sunshine.
18:12>> Looking so [singing and music] fine.
18:14>> Looking so fine. Can't believe my eyes
18:18going out of my mind. [singing]
18:20>> Want to ask your lady to forever [music]
18:22be mine.
18:24>> Try to keep it cool. Panda, just
18:26improise. [singing and music]
18:28She's the kind of girl that makes a guy
18:30realize nervous. Want to
18:32[music and singing] buy you flowers and
18:33spend $9.99.
18:41>> Wake up, little bro. Not like this.
18:43Speak to me.
18:45Oh, there he is. Thank you so much. You
18:49saved our little baby. How did you know
18:50what to do?
18:51>> My little brother has allergies, too, so
18:53I always carry a shot around just in
18:55case. Thank you. Lucy's produce.
18:59>> Huh? Oh, yep. That's me. Produce Lucy.
19:04>> Lucy.
19:05>> Lucy. Awesome. Thank you. Say thanks,
19:08little bro.
19:10>> Thanks, Lucy. You're so cool.
19:15>> You're welcome. Well, I've got to go
19:16pack up my stall now, but it was great
19:18to meet you guys.
19:19>> Oh, hey, we're going to go throw rocks
19:20in the lake if you want to come.
19:22>> Oh, yeah, for sure. I haven't thrown
19:24rocks in forever.
19:26>> Okay, let me pack up my truck and wrap
19:28up a few things. Uh, just give me a sec.
19:30>> Um, um, okay. Good night.
19:35>> Whoa, what was that?
19:36>> Move.
19:36>> Hey, do you think the nut shack is still
19:38giving samples?
19:38>> Iceberg going to fill stomach like
19:40piñata.
19:42[sighs and gasps]
19:42>> This will be perfect.
19:50I just won't look [music]
19:52and I can't get you. My turn like me.
19:57[music]
19:58You are my
20:06think.
20:14I think
20:17I'll be your
20:18>> Come down
20:20tomorrow and forever [music]
20:23I'll be your
20:27million dollar
20:29lost [music]
20:30dollar. But who can super rich [music]
20:35oh be lucky to be a little
20:40resting on your should
20:44got me thinking that I I
20:50want [music] to be [singing] your
20:55[music]
20:58>> Hey, thanks for the ride, Lucy. Oh, of
21:00course. Hey, what are you guys doing for
21:03dinner?
21:03>> Uh, I don't know, actually.
21:05>> Oh, I don't know anything.
21:06>> What? I think we got nothing planned.
21:08>> Well, there's this new restaurant on
21:1045th in Spruce. Here, I'll write it down
21:11for you. It's like a French Italian
21:13fusiony thing.
21:14>> Yes, I would eat that.
21:15>> Great. So, it's a date?
21:16>> Yep. All four of us.
21:18>> Ice Bear requires booster seat.
21:20>> Thanks. Today's been so fun. And I think
21:22the whole reason we met is cuz my little
21:24bro is a swollen bundle of allergies.
21:27[laughter]
21:27>> A, you guys are the cutest.
21:30See you soon.
21:32>> Oh man, Lucy is so chill. She might be
21:35the coolest person we know.
21:36>> Ice Bear made her a peshmina.
21:37>> Let's get fancied up. I think we've got
21:39some nice clothes in the closet
21:40somewhere. H
21:41>> closet.
21:42>> Tonight's going to be so fun.
21:43>> Hey guys, you want to play a game? I
21:45know a really good one.
21:47>> Game, you say? M. We're listening.
21:50>> Yeah, it's a little game. It's going to
21:51be super fun and quick. You're going to
21:52love it. Okay, first you get in here.
21:53>> I like this.
21:54>> And uh
21:57count to a thousand.
21:58>> Oh.
21:59I see this is fun. Oneill
22:13chilling.
22:14>> I think we're [music] going to be going
22:20shortcut.
22:22>> HEY CHRIS, WE'RE BACK. WE GOT YOUR OH,
22:25WHAT IS that smell?
22:28>> [snorts]
22:33[snorts]
22:35>> Ice Bear feels nauseous.
22:37>> Chris, this is disgusting. Your burrito
22:39smells horrible.
22:41>> How could you say that about burrito and
22:43right in front of him? Panda, I'm
22:45shocked.
22:46>> You're shocked? I'm the one who should
22:47be shocked. You never want to go out
22:49with us anymore. You're never 2 feet
22:51away from that burrito. It's creepy,
22:53man.
22:53>> Ice bear forced to agree.
22:55>> You guys just don't understand. Also,
22:57it's not that burrito. It's just
22:59burrito.
23:00>> You've changed, GRIZZ.
23:02>> YOU'RE WRONG. BURRITO'S THE BEST THING
23:03THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME. SO, JUST LEAVE
23:05US ALONE.
23:12I think it's worse than we thought. I
23:14found this website about people who get
23:16too attached to their food. Look at all
23:18of these. This lady in Idaho became
23:21obsessed with a bag of chips. Someone in
23:23Japan married their bowl of ramen. And
23:26this guy adopted a jar of pickles. It
23:30just goes on and on. They forget about
23:32their families and friends and sometimes
23:35just become total hermits. I think one
23:38thing is certain.
23:38>> Ice Bear sees where this is going.
23:40>> We have to do something about that
23:43burrito.
23:59Burrito.
24:05>> Huh? What the uh burrito?
24:11>> HEY, COME BACK HERE. KIDNAPPERS,
24:14>> DON'T HATE US, PLEASE.
24:22OH, IT SMELLS SO BAD. OH, MY HAND HAS
24:24JUICES on it.
24:36Ow.
24:47We're just trying to help you, Grizz.
24:49This burrito is driving you insane.
24:51>> Grizz needs burrito.
24:54>> Uh, up the tower.
24:59[snorts]
25:05>> Dudes, why are you doing this? I need to
25:08be with Burrito. BURRITO COMPLAINS ME.
25:12>> GRIZZ, PLEASE. It's wrong to be
25:14dependent on something so unnatural. WE
25:16ARE DOING THIS FOR YOU.
25:18>> LET ME CRADLE BURRITO.
25:19>> We're concerned because we love dude.
25:21Stop it. Not me.
25:22>> Chris, you need to understand what
25:30Chris, I'm sorry. I'm so I'm so sorry.
25:36Chris, are you okay? Oh. Oh my gosh. We
25:39We didn't mean to. We didn't think it
25:41would. We could still fix it. [snorts]
25:46Put this right there. And
25:48there. See, Grizz, it's not so bad. We
25:50could just put it back together.
25:57Oh, that was so unpleasant.
26:08>> [laughter]
26:16[laughter]
26:18>> I'm sorry if I was acting weird, you
26:20guys.
26:20>> We were really worried there.
26:21>> Oh, don't worry about it. I feel good as
26:23new. Come on, let's head home.
26:26>> Ice Bear demands everyone showers.
26:28Hm.
26:29>> I wonder why I was so obsessed with that
26:30burrito. Uh, I guess it doesn't matter.
26:45>> Affirmative. We've secured the area and
26:47fire and rescue's on the scene.
26:49>> Okay, I need two men on that aerial
26:50ladder. Get the lightn in case the
26:52animal falls.
27:01>> [screaming]
27:03>> It's okay, little guy. Grab on. You're
27:06safe now. [music]
27:15>> Yeah. Not sure how this little fella got
27:17up there. He's holding my arm so tight.
27:19Cute little guy. I hope he doesn't get
27:21too attached.
27:27Look at that. We got a request. I am so
27:29excited. My face hurts.
27:30>> Who is it?
27:32>> Charlie. Let's see what he looks like.
27:35Blurry. You must move around a lot. He
27:37likes nature. And I guess bushes. Accept
27:40it.
27:41>> Wait. No. How is this even safe? Ice
27:43Bear will protect you.
27:44>> Oh my gosh. He's here.
27:46>> That was way too fast.
27:47>> Come on, Pana. Look presentable, please.
27:49>> Okay, get ready.
27:50>> Hello.
27:52No one here. Huh? Look at the size of
27:55that footprint.
27:56>> I don't see anybody out there. I
28:00>> Hey guys, cave share. Is this the right
28:03place? A nice sturdy woodwork you got
28:05here.
28:05>> A thanks, man. Uh my name's
28:07>> Must be Grizzly Charlie. It's a place
28:08where it really is. Golly, would you
28:10just look at this place? Rustic,
28:12charming. A slick headband, by the way.
28:14Man, I got to tell you guys, I knew this
28:15place would be perfect the moment I saw
28:17it. This is going to be great. Well,
28:18time to check out the new digs. Wow,
28:20quite a lot of windows you all got. So,
28:22hey, this your girlfriend, big man,
28:24>> huh? Oh, I um I don't have a girlfriend
28:27at the moment.
28:28>> Yeah. Yeah, that makes more sense.
28:30[laughter]
28:31>> Uh, hey, Charlie. You want anything? A
28:33snack, maybe?
28:34>> No, no thanks, man. I got it. Don't
28:36trouble yourself. Wow. Is this homemade?
28:39Oops. Oh, lost it. Oh, what's in here?
28:43No way. Cheese poofies. How'd you know?
28:45My favorite snack.
28:48Oh, that is fresh. That is choice. Oh my
28:51gosh, that was so rude of me.
28:54>> Y'all mind if I eat this?
28:55>> Well, you're our guest. Of course,
28:56you're welcome to whatever.
28:57>> Fantastic.
29:00>> Ah, you guys are excellent hosts. I
29:02already feel right at home.
29:04>> Is this couch hypoallergenic? That's
29:06kind of a big concern for me. Have you
29:07ever heard of dust mites? They're
29:08probably crawling all over this thing.
29:10>> Well, I don't know about that, but I do
29:12know it's time for a photo of our first
29:13cave share guest. Say cheese, BUDDY.
29:20SAY, y'all got any games?
29:23Lucky seven. Lucky seven. Lucky seven.
29:27Blow for luck. No. All right. Come on,
29:30baby. Let's see that seven.
29:33I'll just move over here and I'll be
29:35taking that from you. Say goodbye to
29:37Panda. Bye, Panda. So, Charlie, where
29:41are you from?
29:42>> Uh, you know, here, there. You know how
29:45it is.
29:46Uh uh. Uh yeah. Yeah, totally. Well, my
29:49brothers and I would love to hear any
29:51stories you've got about your life. Do
29:52you have any good ones?
29:57>> Well, I'm going to go get us some
29:58pretzels.
29:58>> Oh, let me get that for you.
30:02>> It's almost dinner time anyway. You
30:03know,
30:05>> I'm just watching this guy right from a
30:06distance.
30:08So, this guy doesn't even look like he
30:09knows what he's doing. So, he backs up
30:11his TRUCK ALL THE WAY OFF the cliff,
30:13RIGHT OFF THE EDGE.
30:16HE DIDN'T KNOW HOW to drive.
30:18>> Uh-huh. So, what happened to him?
30:20>> Who?
30:21>> The truck guy.
30:23>> I don't know. It's not like I knew him.
30:25>> Well, I thought it was a great story.
30:27>> Ice bear special soup ready.
30:28>> Hey, don't mind if I do.
30:31You know what this needs? Little touch
30:33of that orange poopy magic.
30:35Here, let me get that for you. Hey,
30:38great soup, champ.
30:41You guys, I just want to say Grizz, Pan
30:44Man, and you, you guys are great. I've
30:47only been here for like three hours and
30:49I already feel this connection, you
30:51know.
30:51>> Oh, it has been so cool getting to know
30:53you, buddy. And I know I speak for my
30:54whole family.
30:55>> You don't speak for Ice Bear.
30:56>> When I tell you how much fun it's been
30:57having you stay with us in our little
30:59cave.
31:06>> Um, so do you guys like any podcasts?
31:11I swear I found comb.
31:14Huh?
31:18>> Guys, check it out.
31:24>> Whoa.
31:26>> Huh? Hey, it stopped.
31:28>> What is that thing?
31:29>> It's some kind of jacket made of jeans.
31:32It's a pants jacket.
31:34>> Wa.
31:35Well,
31:35>> it's all dirty and crusty.
31:37>> Maybe we should throw it back in the
31:38dumpster. Yeah, you're probably right.
31:40>> Hey, nice jean jacket, bro.
31:42>> Sweet jacket.
31:43>> Yeah, man.
31:46>> Guys, did you see that? That was
31:47incredible. We can't throw this out. I
31:49haven't had a high five in months, but
31:51with this jacket, I just got three in a
31:53row.
31:53>> Let me try it on.
31:59Whoa. Legal tender.
32:07This is the best thing to happen to Ice
32:09Bear.
32:13>> It just opened.
32:13>> That was amazing.
32:15>> Guys, it's this jacket. It's bringing us
32:17good luck.
32:19>> We should test its powers.
32:22Me first.
32:22>> 1 2 3.
32:25>> Come on now. Come on. Yeah. Come [music]
32:28on. Come on. Yeah. Come on now. Come on.
32:31Yeah. Come on.
32:33Yeah. Wow. My bone is feeling going to
32:37touch the sky. Haters don't f got the
32:40piece of pie. You feel me?
32:42>> I'm in
32:45a participator.
32:48>> I'm in
32:51a glack
32:58belly. I go crush the sky.
33:03Got the piece of pie. [laughter] I got
33:05the piece of pie. I got the piece of
33:08pie.
33:09>> I'm an instigator.
33:11>> Yes.
33:13>> This my [music and singing] squad.
33:14Better move aside, boy. This my squad.
33:17Holding sacks so high, boy. King for the
33:19day. Yesterday and nobody. [music] This
33:22my squad. Better move aside, boy. This
33:24my squad. Now I'm throwing shade, boy.
33:27Red carpet [music] road. Yesterday a
33:29nobody.
33:31Yesterday a nobody.
33:33>> Yesterday a nobody.
33:35>> This is like the best day of my life. I
33:37can't wait to wear the jacket tomorrow
33:39for handball practice.
33:40>> Wait, hold up. I need to wear the jacket
33:42tomorrow. I might run into some girls at
33:44the coffee shop. How will I know what to
33:45say? [clears throat]
33:46>> Ice Bear needs it for everyday hustling.
33:49>> Come on, man. That's not a good reason.
33:52>> Huh? The jacket.
33:53>> Cover it.
33:54>> Keep it safe.
33:57Ice bear is getting wet. We'll be okay
33:59as long as the jacket is dry.
34:08Oh, we're inside. Here we are, jacket.
34:11Welcome home. Our lives are going to be
34:13so great from now on.
34:14>> It's the best thing that's ever happened
34:16to us.
34:18>> Ow. I'm so glad we found this. Well,
34:20it's been a long lucky day. I'm bushed.
34:23>> Hang on a minute. Where are you going?
34:25just um to my room with this jacket.
34:28>> That's not fair. We have to share it
34:30equally. You can't just hog it away in
34:32your room.
34:32>> Ice Bear needs to see proof of
34:33ownership.
34:34>> Well, I was technically the one who
34:36found it, so I'm pretty sure I get first
34:38dibs.
34:38>> No, it's all of ours.
34:41>> Okay. Okay. Jeez. Here, I have an idea.
34:43Um
34:47ah, found it. Our decision machine.
34:50>> I hate that thing.
34:51>> This little be will help us decide who
34:52gets the jacket first. Fair and square.
34:55>> Ice Bear highly doubts that.
34:56>> Let's give her a little spinoo.
34:59Look at it go.
35:00>> I can't believe we're doing this.
35:03>> Woo! Probability. Am I right?
35:08>> Thanks.
35:08>> Hang on, Grizz. That wasn't fair and you
35:11know it.
35:34>> [music]
35:44>> You want to try a sample?
35:47[groaning]
35:47[snorts]
35:49I'm good. Okay.
35:53Oh,
35:54>> what's going on?
35:59>> How do these guys get their money?
36:02>> Hey,
36:16let's cook.
36:18>> Woohoo.
36:29Next.
36:30Next.
36:32Next.
36:42>> Keep them coming. WE GOT A TON OF ORDERS
36:44COMING IN.
36:46>> Thank you.
36:47>> Come again.
36:49Beg you sir.
36:57>> Oh yeah.
37:08>> Here you go, sir.
37:08>> Come again.
37:10>> Oh man. TOTALLY OWN THOSE OTHER FOOD
37:12TRUCKS.
37:12>> HEY, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING? YOU'RE
37:14DRIVING AWAY ALL THE CUSTOMERS.
37:27OH, you're just jealous cuz our cal
37:29zones are legit. Hey, you didn't pay for
37:32that.
38:00Fellow food truckers, on behalf of
38:02myself and my bros, we'd like to say our
38:06bad.
38:06>> That food truck was all I had. My food
38:09truck was passed down to me for three
38:10generations.
38:11>> I've lost my family in the food truck. I
38:14will never see them again.
38:16>> Oops. Never mind. There they are.
38:19>> One last picture.
38:20>> Ah, wait. That's it.
38:22>> Hey, I'm not done posting it.
38:24>> Step off. Follow me, food truckers, to
38:27freedom.
38:43>> [music]
38:46>> Come on everyone.
38:56Get behind me, bros. You guys up there.
38:57Be cool. We got this under.
39:01>> Well, that was kind of rude.
39:07Oh no. Better dead.
39:16>> Run. [screaming]
39:23[snorts]
39:25[clears throat]
39:32Hooray!
39:36>> Come on, you slowpokes. The picnic area
39:38is this way.
39:39>> Grizz, remember? After this, you said we
39:42could get some fro yo. Ice Bear needs
39:44more BUG SPRAY.
39:46>> WE MADE IT.
39:47>> WAIT, what do you mean we made it? Where
39:48are all the picnic tables and benches?
39:50>> I'm glad you asked, buddy, cuz surprise.
39:55We're not having a picnic and we're
39:57completely lost.
39:59>> Chris, what the heck, man? I'm going to
40:01starve.
40:02>> Ice Bear comes prepared.
40:03>> Ooh.
40:04>> Nope. That's cheating. Away. No more
40:07processed snacks for us, gang. We'll be
40:09living off the land just like mother
40:11nature intended.
40:12>> Ice Bear will never share again due to
40:14gravity.
40:15>> Dude, whatever. I'll just use my phone.
40:16And
40:19>> Grizz, where's my phone?
40:21>> Pan. Pan. Would you just look around
40:22you? Nature provides everything we need.
40:25Like this twig. It has all the nutrients
40:27to help us survive.
40:30M delicious.
40:32>> Come on, Grizz. This isn't funny. Let's
40:34just go back home,
40:35>> guys. Trust me. This is where we're
40:37meant to be. Just breathe in that fresh
40:39mountain air, would you?
40:42>> Iceberg will not bless you.
40:43>> Together, we will follow in the
40:45footsteps of our primal ancestors. Face
40:47every obstacle that stands between us
40:50and survival.
40:52>> I don't think we're getting out of this.
40:54>> Ice Bear will miss yoga today.
40:55>> So, are we men or are we bears?
40:58>> Bears. Bears. Bears.
41:15>> [music]
41:24>> Yes.
41:25>> Uh, why is this? Yes,
41:27>> guys. This is nature seeing if we have
41:29what it takes to be a part of the wild.
41:31Let's prove that nothing can stand in
41:32our way because we are
41:34>> bears.
41:35>> Bears.
41:39Ouch.
41:42>> Ouch.
41:44>> They're on me.
41:44>> Don't worry, GUYS.
42:01>> Bears win. So, who's hungry?
42:09Hang tight, guys. Dinner's coming, you
42:11know. Going to grab us some salmon real
42:13quick and we'll be good to go.
42:15>> So hungry.
42:16>> Water feels great, guys. Feel free to
42:18take a nap.
42:19>> Oh, you know it would be awesome right
42:21now.
42:21>> Really feeling alive over here.
42:24>> Lasagna.
42:28>> Oh yeah, there it is.
42:31Nope. There you are. Yeah. Our fish. If
42:35we survive this, I want to splurge and
42:37go to a fancy restaurant. I'm going to
42:40order dumplings, but I want them to make
42:41the dumplings really big. Like bigger
42:43than any dumplings they've ever made
42:45before, so that I could hold it like a
42:47baby. Yes, we can stuff one dumpling and
42:50another dumpling and then that dumpling
42:51and another dumpling and then another
42:52dumpling and then another and then I'll
42:54eat that dumpling and then I'll be the
42:56dumpling. [screaming]
43:00Keep it together, Bandup.
43:11So hungry.
43:13Huh?
43:15[panting]
43:18Campers.
43:22Oh my gosh. Food. Okay, I'll just have
43:25one bite and head back into [music] the
43:27wild.
43:31Distraction.
43:40All right, I only need the tiniest bite
43:42to survive.
43:46So delicious.
43:51>> Huh? I got it.
43:52>> Cool. Now throw it back down.
43:55>> Okay, but you better back up.
44:01Yeah, this is EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED.
44:03MUCH MORE COMFORTABLE.
44:04>> WHOA. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
44:05>> What's happening?
44:06>> Whoa. Is he in trouble?
44:07>> Is he protesting?
44:10>> Oh, I got it.
44:15Sorry. Can you clean that?
44:20Here you go. Some nice bland uh
44:23animalish crackers.
44:26Yes. Yes. That's right. into the bag.
44:29Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come
44:30on.
44:32>> What is that up there?
44:33>> Everyone, please. I'm fine. Nothing to
44:36see here. Now, please go away.
44:38>> What's going on? Is that guy stuck?
44:40>> Not stuck.
44:45>> That should do it.
44:50>> Huh?
44:51>> No.
44:56>> Stop. No. No. Not that one. No. Stop it.
45:11My contacts.
45:19Heat.
45:47Heat.
45:50>> [screaming]
45:52>> We're reporting live at the scene where
45:54a bear is seemingly stuck in a tree.
45:56This may be the most stuck bear we've
45:57seen in years. And he shows no signs of
45:59getting unstuck anytime soon.
46:01>> I'm not stuck. Everyone, please go home.
46:05>> Don't worry, we'll get you down. Just
46:06grab my hand and you'll be okay.
46:08>> I said I wasn't stuck.
46:10>> There's nothing TO WORRY ABOUT.
46:12>> GO AWAY.
46:13>> NO.
46:21NO, NO, NO. Help me. Help me, please.
46:33What?
46:53I'm alive. Huh?
47:10Go away. Shoot. truth.
47:17>> Oh, help, please. I need help.
47:19[screaming]
47:28[screaming]
47:29[groaning]
47:41Whoa.
47:43>> That actually hurt less than I thought
47:44it would.
47:47>> Uh, I've had your contacts.
47:48>> Oh my gosh. Give them to me.
47:51No. Delete. Delete. Delete. Delete. Oh,
47:53come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.
47:56Oh, you.
48:00>> DON'T WORRY, SON. WE'LL GET YOU OUT OF
48:02THERE. JUST GRAB MY HAND AND YOU'LL BE
48:04OKAY. Grab my hand.
48:08>> Go away.
48:09>> Do not worry.
48:11>> I'm not worried. Just go.
48:16>> Don't worry, sir. I got you.
49:05>> [music]
49:09>> Listen, I know things look bad right
49:11now, but I can turn it around. I I I got
49:13these Dumbos right where I want them,
49:15and soon everything's going to be coming
49:17up. Nom nom. Oh, yeah. You don't believe
49:19me? You just wait till tomorrow. You'll
49:21be begging to join my crew again. Well,
49:23let
49:26>> let me call you back. There's still one
49:28thing I need to take care of.
49:59Oh, I'm so excited. Our first day of
50:02filming.
50:02>> I hope it becomes a cult classic.
50:04>> Ice Bear. Ice Bear is down here.
50:07>> Wait, did you hear something?
50:08>> I didn't hear anything. We should get
50:09going.
50:16Well, here we are. Welcome to the movie
50:18set, boys. And everyone you see here is
50:20an extra in the movie. Wow. Uh, where
50:23are the cameras?
50:24>> Oh, they're hidden everywhere. It'll
50:26help with your acting.
50:26>> Wait, what? We're acting?
50:28>> Well, we get to be in the movie.
50:29>> Oops. Did I forget to mention that?
50:32>> Hey, Nom Nom. Um, could we rehearse our
50:34lines first?
50:35>> N. No time. Right. Quick, take your
50:36rocks in the pool. And remember, your
50:38characters are in distress. Here's your
50:40costumes and props. Put them on and get
50:42in your places. Thanks, man. We won't
50:43let you down.
50:44>> All right, go get him.
50:48>> Oh, man. Why is the slide closed?
50:50>> Graham, go swim in chlorine with your
50:52eyes open.
50:55Mailman, I have a package for a grizzly
50:58bear. Hello? Anybody here?
51:02Whoa. Oh my.
51:05Package for grizzly bear. Here, let me
51:08Okay, then.
51:11Ooh.
51:15Okay guys, ready and action.
51:17>> OH NO, THE WATER IS DROWNING US.
51:19>> ATTENTION EVERYONE. CAN YOU ALL FOCUS
51:21your attention ON THE DROWNING BEARS,
51:23PLEASE?
51:24>> Building on my tummy.
51:30>> Flawless. And now to raise the stakes.
51:38>> Whoa. What's that?
51:40>> It's a shark.
51:42>> [screaming]
51:44>> Everyone's playing their part so well.
51:47>> Those bears are still in the water.
51:49>> OH, LOOK EVERYONE. IT'S NOM NOM.
51:57>> Why are all the extras out of the pool?
51:59>> Is that special effects?
52:02>> Uh, that felt real.
52:05HELP. [screaming]
52:06>> OH, IN SHARP.
52:12Nom Nom is saving them. He's
52:13>> a hero.
52:14>> Bears, remain calm. I
52:16>> Nom Nom. Get out of the pool, MAN. REAL
52:18SHARKS.
52:19>> WHAT are you doing? Stop.
52:25[screaming]
52:26>> EAT THEM FIRST. I'M SMALL AND BONY.
52:29>> WHOA. What's that?
52:43No, no, no. You ruined my video. THIS
52:45WAS MY SHOT. Let me down. [screaming]
52:51>> HUH?
52:53[screaming]
52:54HEY, LOOK. It's Nom Nom and he's being
52:55adorable.
53:07Well, looks like Nom Nom is back where
53:09he belongs on the internet. Bummer we
53:11didn't get to be in that movie, though.
53:12>> Yeah, but at least we weren't eaten
53:14alive by sharks.
53:16>> True that. Uh, ketchup.
53:24>> Hot tub. Microwave.
53:29Draw bridge. Observatory.
53:33[music]
53:35Beautiful library. Bulpit.
53:40Paris.
53:42Flat screen. FORTRESS WALL.
53:44>> FIRE WALLS. HEY.
53:49WHAT?
54:00>> [snorts]
54:20>> I don't know. It's a little complicated
54:27things we said. Can I take them all
54:31back?
54:35Meories [music]
54:37all fuzzy and faded.
54:41Funny [music] how our dreams come
54:43[singing] to an end.
54:47So I built a wall around my little
54:49heart. Sometimes things break and they
54:53fall apart. But there's one thing that I
54:56know.
55:00>> Someday,
55:02someday
55:04we will be together again.
55:07>> Together.
55:08>> Someday I'll hold your hand again.
55:10>> Hold your hand and look into your eyes
55:13and say
55:15that we won.
55:18>> We were never meant. Never meant to be
55:21aart.
55:22>> I miss you.
55:23>> If only that moment was now.
55:27>> If only that day was today.
55:43>> Oh, baby. I'm sorry, baby. Can you find
55:46it in your car to forget my soul? I'm
55:48sorry, baby.
55:52>> I'm sorry, too. I missed you guys. I was
55:56so lonely.
55:58[laughter]
55:59>> Come on. Let's go tell Panda we're
56:01sorry, too.
56:02>> Oh, baby. I'm sorry.
56:05>> H What the heck? I should have been up
56:07and running by now.
56:14>> Huh? What? What's happening?
56:22>> [screaming]
56:27>> Hey, help. Help. [screaming]
56:31>> HELP.
56:32>> HANNAH, HANG ON. We're coming.
56:36>> Panda. Seems someone can find you.
56:39>> So, I built a wall around my little
56:41heart.
56:43Get in. What do we Hey, where'd you go?
56:47Oh. Uh, okay. I'll go around.
56:54>> Hello. Let's go.
56:56>> Grim, help someone.
56:58>> STAND UP. I SEE YOU, BUDDY. [screaming]
57:02>> GRIM, HELP.
57:09So close.
57:13>> That's it. Yeah, I'm not a part.
57:17>> Oh, ladder.
57:18>> Can you get me out now?
57:28>> You're slipping. I can't hold on.
57:31>> What's up, yo? Someone need a hand?
57:33[screaming]
57:35>> Panda, we're going to get you out. Huh?
57:37It's packing tape. My baby claws are
57:39useless.
57:41>> Oh. H. Should I buy it?
57:44I do want to look cool. H okay.
57:55I'm free. [music]
58:01>> That was fun.
58:02>> I'm blind.
58:03>> Wa, you look pretty cool.
58:14Where are we going?
58:21>> Uh, what?
58:22>> We scored a good box, man.
58:24>> Yeah. Where next, guys? To Paris. Okay,
58:29man.
58:42Unbelievable.
58:44>> Remember Lara, if you ever drowned, I
58:46would dog paddle my way to your heart.
58:48>> Oh, Jared, you are so perfect for Lara.
58:51Sh.
58:51>> No. Jared's evil Christopher is king.
58:53Sh.
58:54>> No one is better than Jared. Look at
58:56these abs. Are these the abs of a
58:58villain?
59:20at you.
59:21>> I know there's a button to turn off
59:23[music] the sound here.
59:28>> Out.
59:30Get out.
59:32>> This is how I feel ABOUT YOUR PRECIOUS
59:34JARED.
59:36Team Christopher forever. [screaming]
59:40[cheering]
59:41>> The rain will always be my friend.
59:46>> GET OUT. EVERYONE OUT.
59:51[gasps]
59:52PHEW. I think they got the message.
59:54How'd it go for you, Pampan?
59:55>> I hate vampires.
59:57>> Ice Bear completed mission. Sort of
59:59>> shushers. I'm sorry, but you must leave.
1:00:02But we did it. We shushed them.
1:00:04>> No. Not like this. You shush
1:00:07irresponsibly. I thought you could help,
1:00:10but I was wrong. Wrong to hope.
1:00:13>> But sir, we just tried to
1:00:15>> We understand.
1:00:20>> What do you want me to do?
1:00:22>> Well, I'm not on my way to the airport.
1:00:24What do you want me to do?
1:00:25>> Get out of my way. Just move.
1:00:27>> What are you doing? Where's your mother?
1:00:29>> Mom, I don't care.
1:00:32>> I'm not on my way to the airport. What
1:00:33do you want me to do? I can't I'm not
1:00:46guys. We need your help.
1:00:50Sh. There's a situation at the theater.
1:00:52Only you three can handle it.
1:00:54>> It is too late. We have retired to this
1:00:56quiet space.
1:00:58>> Guys, please. We're desperate. We need
1:01:01you.
1:01:02[sighs and gasps]
1:01:03Okay. Here's your full refund.
1:01:07Manager says, "Thank you for trying."
1:01:14Refund? We don't want our change. We
1:01:17want to change the world. We'll do it.
1:01:26>> Who are they? Sh.
1:01:29>> This is it.
1:01:32Don't go in there. It's [screaming]
1:01:34madness.
1:01:44>> Please. Silence. Stop.
1:01:50>> I can do some watch.
1:01:53[screaming]
1:01:54>> I'm a superhero. I will sing a song.
1:01:59>> I will sing a song. Too late. We are
1:02:02doomed. The magic of cinema is dead.
1:02:05>> The magic of cinema. Oh, that's it. I
1:02:08got an idea.
1:02:11>> Huh?
1:02:16>> Movies? Why movies, you ask? Why are we
1:02:20here in this dark and kind of smelly
1:02:22room with total strangers? We go to the
1:02:25movies to be a part of something
1:02:27together. Just think of all the memories
1:02:29we've shared. All the times we've spread
1:02:32our imagination wings and allowed
1:02:34ourselves to soar. We've opened our arms
1:02:37to new adventures filled with moments
1:02:39that warmed our hearts. Moments that are
1:02:41windows to our past and help us shape
1:02:43our future. We are these characters. We
1:02:46understand [music] all their
1:02:47imperfections. They love like we love.
1:02:52>> There's no telling what mysteries will
1:02:53unfold or who we'll meet along the way.
1:02:56But life is never boring when you go to
1:02:59the movies.
1:03:02In conclusion, who needs a telescope to
1:03:04look at the stars when the stars shine
1:03:06brighter
1:03:08at the movies? NOW, WHO'S READY TO WATCH
1:03:11a movie?
1:03:17I really thought I had something there.
1:03:20>> You gentlemen did it. You've shushed the
1:03:22unshushable. How can we ever repay you?
1:03:24Our reward is that justice has been
1:03:26served.
1:03:27>> It was our duty as movie watching
1:03:28citizens.
1:03:29>> Ice Bear refuses praise.
1:03:30>> Please, there must be something I can
1:03:33give you.
1:03:35>> Well,
1:03:44no. Oh, please don't spin them around.
1:03:46No. Okay, stop that. Stop. Just stop.
1:03:50>> Cut.
1:03:50>> Hey, look at me.
1:03:51>> Adopt this today.
1:03:54down.
1:03:55>> We're out of time. Wrap it up, guys.
1:03:57We'll just use what we got.
1:04:01Every [music] morning, hundreds of dogs
1:04:04and cats wake up wondering, "Is today
1:04:06[music] the day I'll find my forever
1:04:09home?"
1:04:12Maybe you'll wake up this morning
1:04:14wondering, "Is today the day I find my
1:04:16forever friend?
1:04:25Call today.
1:04:27They're waiting.
1:04:33>> YES, POO. AWESOME. Your acting was
1:04:36amazing, Grizz. So believable and such
1:04:39pos. You beautiful, too, Pan Pan. Such
1:04:42skill and professionalism. And you
1:04:46give yourself a round of applause.
1:04:49We're getting adopted in no time. We
1:04:52need to start dreaming bigger. We're
1:04:55going to get everything we ever wanted.
1:04:58Okay, bros. Let's suit up. All we got to
1:05:02do is wait.
1:05:14That's strange. We're the last ones.
1:05:18What?
1:05:22Hey, move.
1:05:33[screaming]
1:05:36[gasps]
1:05:37He threw us out. He thinks we're trash.
1:05:40He thinks we're garbage.
1:05:42>> Daddy can show you. We are not.
1:05:46Why don't people want us?
1:05:47>> I don't know, man. I guess people can't
1:05:49see how great something is, even when
1:05:51it's right in front of them.
1:05:54It's cold out here. Come on, guys.
1:06:02>> Hey, man. You got any of those animals
1:06:03from that commercial last night? The
1:06:05weird goofy looking ones.
1:06:06>> I'm looking for that cat. You know, his
1:06:07nose was sort of running.
1:06:08>> Weren't those guys hilarious?
1:06:10>> He was so cute.
1:06:11>> I want the funny looking one.
1:06:12>> Can I get one of those, too? Do you have
1:06:13more than one? Do you have any left?
1:06:18We'll be okay, bros. Things may be bad,
1:06:21but we still have each other.
1:06:23>> Someday I'll find you. Dream woman.
1:06:28Dream woman, COME BACK.
1:06:30>> WAIT UP. PAN PAN.
1:06:35>> PANDA, you all right?
1:06:36>> Oh, yeah.
1:06:38>> I can't believe it's you. That's totally
1:06:39them. All right.
1:06:40>> Oh,
1:06:41>> I was sure someone would have bought
1:06:42them by now.
1:06:43>> There they are, man. I can't believe
1:06:45it's so guys are even cuter in person.
1:06:50>> Guys, guys, they love us. They love us
1:06:53so much. They're fighting for us.
1:07:02>> Good luck, brothers. Bye, guys. See you.
1:07:08>> Halfway lives. I'll miss you all.
1:07:11>> Here you go, little buddy.
1:07:17>> [music]
1:07:22>> Hey, new buddy. We're going to have so
1:07:23much fun catching waves, bro. Oh, and
1:07:25help yourself to some pizza.
1:07:41>> Huh?
1:07:43>> [laughter]
1:07:52>> All right, new buddy. Welcome to your
1:07:54new home. What a new buddy.
1:08:15Oh, hey. Hi.
1:08:20Woo.
1:08:23>> Uh, hey, Pen. Wait a sec. Are you still
1:08:26wearing your collar?
1:08:27>> Oh, yeah. I kind of like it. What do you
1:08:30guys think?
1:08:31>> Uh, it's very sparkly. Thank you.
1:08:33>> Well, we should probably get moving, I
1:08:35guess. Come on, Mr. Sprinkles.
1:08:37>> Hey,
1:08:39so where are we going now, Grizz? I
1:08:41don't know, man. Maybe Japan. You can
1:08:43walk there, right? I think so.
1:08:48Grizz. Anyways, we'll find Chlo better.
1:08:49I'm Grizz, by the way. Ice Bear.
1:08:52>> And you must be Panda.
1:08:58[laughter]
1:08:58>> Hey, what are they saying about me? Oh,
1:09:00thank you for being so nice to our
1:09:02Chloe. She talks about you guys all the
1:09:04time.
1:09:04>> It's been hard for her being the
1:09:06smartest kid in a small school and now
1:09:08at this big college surrounded by people
1:09:11who are older.
1:09:12>> Oh, she'll be fine. Chloe's like the
1:09:14coolest kid we know.
1:09:15>> Ice Bear will make everyone know that.
1:09:17>> Yeah, she's going to have so many
1:09:18friends, you'll probably regret it.
1:09:19>> We hope so.
1:09:20>> Well, thanks again.
1:09:22>> It was great meeting you, Mr. and Mrs.
1:09:23Park.
1:09:27>> Bye. Chloe's dad's right. She is
1:09:30surrounded by older people and they
1:09:32probably think Chloe is just a kid.
1:09:33>> Could we make her look older?
1:09:34>> Ice Bear can make Chloe look like a
1:09:36grandma.
1:09:36>> What? No, not that old. The point is to
1:09:38make them look about the same age.
1:09:40Chris,
1:09:42>> wait. That's it.
1:09:43>> That's what?
1:09:43>> We're going to throw a party.
1:09:45>> What party?
1:09:45>> The mature people's party. A party to
1:09:47showcase how mature Chloe is.
1:09:50>> Hey, that's a great idea.
1:10:03Ah, good evening madam. Welcome.
1:10:06>> Huh?
1:10:16>> Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your
1:10:18attention, please? May I present to you
1:10:20the Duchess of Matureville, Chloe
1:10:23>> Grizz? What's going on? Why are you guys
1:10:25talking like that?
1:10:26>> Oh, tis tisk. Always so modest. Gum.
1:10:29Join us for a tour of your kingdom.
1:10:32This collection was a generous gift from
1:10:34Mr. Rochester at the copy store. Our
1:10:37fine dining or doves cookie dough tata.
1:10:40And of course, you know our famous house
1:10:42artist, Jacqu Lea. Salutations, fellow
1:10:45adults. Have you met Chloe? She's as
1:10:46mature as they get.
1:10:48>> Oh, I just came here cuz the flyer said
1:10:50there would be free pizza.
1:10:51>> Chloe is a strong independent woman.
1:10:53Don't you think?
1:10:56>> Meet Chloe. She's very old.
1:10:57>> Um, hi.
1:10:59>> This is Tom. He's an awesome volleyball
1:11:00player and he loves science.
1:11:01>> This is Alyssa, but she's not serving
1:11:02coffee. She's studying to be a doctor.
1:11:04>> This is Pedro.
1:11:05>> He is so funny.
1:11:11>> Hello, ladies and gentlemen. Nice to see
1:11:12you all again, and welcome to the
1:11:14Grown-Up Podcast featuring Chloe, the
1:11:16most mature person on campus.
1:11:18>> Guys, please stop this. I know what
1:11:20you're trying to do, but
1:11:21>> uh where's the free pizza again?
1:11:25>> Uh okay, let's um go to our musical
1:11:27segment. Jock.
1:11:29>> Wee wee.
1:11:34>> Dude, what's going on?
1:11:35>> I CAN'T TURN IT OFF.
1:11:36>> HEY, EVERYONE, please control
1:11:38yourselves. This is a mature party. And
1:11:41no.
1:11:545sec rule. Just joking. Hey Chloe,
1:11:57remember it's me, Amy. You know, from
1:11:59earlier at the boba shop.
1:12:01>> Oh. Um, hey, what are you doing here?
1:12:06>> Hey, careful of the art. Wait, where's
1:12:08Chloe?
1:12:10>> Panda, where's Chloe?
1:12:11>> I thought she was with you.
1:12:12>> WE GOT TO FIND HER. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1:12:14STOP IT. TAKE THE WAY.
1:12:16>> IT'S CRAZY. People think it's so cool to
1:12:18be a prodigy. Why can't I just be called
1:12:20the awkward Korean girl who'll never be
1:12:22tall enough to ride a roller coaster?
1:12:24[laughter]
1:12:25>> Hey Amy, we're thinking of heading out.
1:12:27This place is getting a bit crazy. Oh,
1:12:29hey guys. Meet Chloe. She's in our
1:12:31class.
1:12:32>> Hi.
1:12:34>> It's too crazy in there. Let's go
1:12:35around.
1:12:36>> Oh, hey. It's Chloe. I see her.
1:12:39>> Dude, look at all the people she's
1:12:40talking to. It looks like she made some
1:12:42friends.
1:12:42>> Well, just call her. Tell her where we
1:12:43are.
1:12:45Hey, Chloe, come here. Check this out.
1:12:47Oh, coming.
1:12:55>> We did it. We threw an awesome party and
1:12:57Chloe made some new friends. Well, guess
1:13:00we'll just hang out here for a while.
1:13:02>> Yep. All alone.
1:13:08>> Come on, guys. Sounds like the party's
1:13:10over.
1:13:13Whoa. Well, everyone's gone,
1:13:16>> including Chloe.
1:13:17>> Let's just start cleaning up.
1:13:20>> Ah, man. I already missed Chloe so much.
1:13:23>> Yeah, it's not going to be the same
1:13:25around here without her.
1:13:26>> Uh, guys,
1:13:26>> it's like I can still hear her sweet
1:13:28voice.
1:13:30>> Chloe, is it really you?
1:13:32>> What are you still doing here? Why
1:13:33aren't you with your new friends?
1:13:35>> I told him we would hang later. Plus, I
1:13:37wanted to help you guys clean. This
1:13:38place is a serious mess. So, we're still
1:13:41friends.
1:13:42>> Of course. Thank you guys for throwing
1:13:43me this amazing party. You guys are the
1:13:45best.
1:13:48Now, let's clean up this place.
1:13:50>> So, Chloe, what you going to do
1:13:52tomorrow?
1:13:52>> Uh
1:13:56uh uh camping.
1:13:58>> Uh biking.
1:13:58>> A grizzly bear.
1:13:59>> Chloe's going to biochemistry at 11:00
1:14:01a.m.
1:14:01>> Got it.
1:14:04>> Go go go.
1:14:09Hey Bears, where are you going?
1:14:14>> How much farther?
1:14:16>> The closest hospital is still 15 blocks
1:14:18away.
1:14:19>> We'll never make it. Okay, wait here.
1:14:25>> Huh?
1:14:26>> Oh.
1:14:28Huh.
1:14:31>> All right, Panda, you got to navigate
1:14:32us. Which way do we go?
1:14:33>> Oh. Um. Uh. Go right. NO. NO. WAIT.
1:14:36LEFT.
1:14:36>> LEFT.
1:14:48HEY.
1:14:52OKAY, we're getting close, folks. Turn
1:14:54left here.
1:14:57>> Not much farther now. [music] You'll be
1:14:59good, Huh?
1:15:01Chris. CHRIS, STOP. WE LOST HIM.
1:15:04>> OH, SORRY, BRO.
1:15:07DISASTER. We're going to lose him.
1:15:12>> PANDA, I GOT YOU, MAN.
1:15:17>> HEY, check it out. Plastic wrap.
1:15:21Huh?
1:15:22Brother. Thank goodness. Saucy crab.
1:15:26What the Where's our brother? Where did
1:15:28he go?
1:15:30>> Hello,
1:15:32>> brother.
1:15:34Bro,
1:15:34>> little brother,
1:15:37>> where are you?
1:15:42>> Hello,
1:15:47>> man. It doesn't make sense. It's like he
1:15:49just took off or something.
1:15:50>> Why would he leave us? We were helping.
1:15:52Doesn't he want our help?
1:15:54>> Hey, you. You were the last one to see
1:15:56our brother. Where did he go?
1:16:02>> Whoa. Maybe someone in there will know.
1:16:12>> Welcome. I've been expecting you,
1:16:15Grizzly and Panda.
1:16:17>> Huh? She knows our names.
1:16:21>> So, how can I be of assistance?
1:16:23>> Well, madam, our brother is lost, and
1:16:25this little guy was the last one to see
1:16:26him.
1:16:27>> Ah, yes. You wish for me to read the
1:16:29crab's mind, eh? This I can do. Uh,
1:16:32okay.
1:16:33>> Place the crustation before us on the
1:16:35crystal ball.
1:16:36>> What are you going to do?
1:16:42>> Smells like ramen powder.
1:16:44>> Now, give me your hands. Spirits,
1:16:47connect me to this crab. Let me be one
1:16:51with this creature. Ah, yes. I see many
1:16:55things. I see something white. He's
1:16:58covered in fur. Beady eyes. doesn't say
1:17:02much.
1:17:02>> That's him. Can you see where he is?
1:17:04>> He's at the pier. He's scared and
1:17:06confused. Looks like he's walking toward
1:17:09a boat.
1:17:10>> What? A boat? Where's he going?
1:17:12>> Big to the place where it all started.
1:17:14Beck to his wife, Guadalupe.
1:17:18>> Wait, who?
1:17:20>> He's not a white-haired divorce man
1:17:21named Estrebon.
1:17:22>> Estbon? No, [snorts] lady. He's a bear
1:17:25who enjoys his refrigerator and cooking
1:17:26fine cuisine.
1:17:28>> I don't think so. That's not what I'm
1:17:29reading.
1:17:30>> What? Well, I do think so, lady.
1:17:32>> He's our little brother. We know
1:17:33everything about him.
1:17:34>> Then why did you lose him? Maybe you
1:17:36guys are just bed brothers.
1:17:38>> What? You're out of line, lady. And this
1:17:40whole thing seems pretty shady to me.
1:17:42>> Maybe it's because she's not a real
1:17:44psychic.
1:17:44>> What? How dare you?
1:17:45>> That's not EVEN A REAL CROW. AND YOUR
1:17:47CRYSTAL BALL IS really a snow globe.
1:17:49Okay, what am I thinking?
1:17:50>> That's a real crystal ball.
1:17:51>> You can't tell ME BECAUSE YOU DON'T
1:17:52KNOW.
1:17:52>> I THINK YOU know the difference between
1:17:54crystal ball.
1:18:10Aha! I know where he is. Come on, Pan.
1:18:12Let's bounce. We're coming for you,
1:18:14brother.
1:18:18>> Captain Krebu is coming with us.
1:18:23>> We're about to close.
1:18:24>> Thank you.
1:18:27Look, there he is.
1:18:29>> He looks so peaceful.
1:18:31>> Let's go get him.
1:18:32>> Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hang on. Let him
1:18:34be. He's had a long day.
1:18:47Comfy. Okay. If you need anything else,
1:18:50just give me a holler.
1:18:51>> Oh, and look who came to say hi.
1:18:54It's stylish Kraboo with a brand new
1:18:56look.
1:18:58>> Uh, I guess you guys could just bond
1:19:00another time.
1:19:01>> Let me turn on your favorite telly show.
1:19:04There you go, bud.
1:19:05>> Well, if you need anything else, please
1:19:06let us know.
1:19:10>> Ice Bear is good.
1:19:11>> No, I changed my mind. Vanilla swirl.
1:19:13No,
1:19:14>> man. I can't make up my mind.
1:19:16>> Sir, there's a very long line behind
1:19:18you, so just pick anything.
1:19:19>> Okay. Okay. Just get me three cupcakes.
1:19:21One chocolate, one vanilla, and one red
1:19:23velvet.
1:19:23>> Okay, great. And how would you like to
1:19:25pay?
1:19:25>> Oh, could you split it between four
1:19:27cards?
1:19:30>> You go.
1:19:38Ph.
1:19:42Huh?
1:19:49What?
1:19:50Get off of me.
1:20:16>> Uh, do you need any help, sir?
1:20:18>> The ATM's broken or something. Then it
1:20:20won't give me my cash.
1:20:21>> Uh, sir, this is a cupcake ATM, not a
1:20:23real ATM.
1:20:24>> But I need cash.
1:20:26>> I don't like having my time wasted,
1:20:28Cupcake [music] Bear. I have a flight to
1:20:29Tokyo in an hour. I need a cupcake with
1:20:312/3 dark chocolate batter, heavy cream
1:20:32frosting exactly [music] an inch thick,
1:20:34sprinkles on one half. I would like you
1:20:35to crush exactly three PIST
1:20:38WHAT'S GOING ON? WHAT'S HAPPENING?
1:20:48HUH?
1:20:51Here you are, ma'am. One cupcake fresh
1:20:53from the oven.
1:20:55>> Is this some kind of joke?
1:20:58>> What the heck, little bro?
1:20:59>> This is completely unprofessional.
1:21:01>> Okay, let me go see what's going on in
1:21:02the kitchen.
1:21:02>> Where do you think you're going? You
1:21:03can't leave us hanging. I'm losing my
1:21:05mind back here.
1:21:06>> Wait anymore.
1:21:07>> Whoa, hold up. Okay, look. Just calm
1:21:10down and I'll get everyone a cupcake.
1:21:11Let's see. 1 2 3 8 No, just ain't even
1:21:1430.
1:21:17Wait, what? No. No.
1:21:20Stop. Stop. Stop.
1:21:23Huh? Why are there so many?
1:21:29Come on. Stop. Set down. Turn off. HUH?
1:21:33NO.
1:21:41WHAT'S GOING ON?
1:21:43>> Uh just uh just a minute, sir. Just
1:21:45having some technical issues.
1:21:54>> Okay, please everyone just come.
1:22:05Get the bear.
1:22:11>> Huh?
1:22:15>> Panda. Brother, speak to me. What
1:22:16happened?
1:22:17>> Too many cupcakes.
1:22:18>> Panda, step out of it.
1:22:21[screaming]
1:22:23>> What's going on?
1:22:24>> Panda, listen. I have a confession to
1:22:26make. It was me who broke the laptop. My
1:22:28fault. ME.
1:22:29>> NO, I HAVE A CONFESSION. It was really
1:22:32me who broke the laptop. I just didn't
1:22:34want to admit it.
1:22:35>> Oh, wait. You mean we both broke the
1:22:36laptop? But how? To reach the boss key.
1:22:39You
1:22:45>> Hey girl.
1:22:49>> So that's how that happened.
1:22:52>> What do we do?
1:22:54>> I got it. Panda, what do these people
1:22:56want more than anything else?
1:22:57>> A cupcake. Not just any cupcake. What we
1:23:00need is to make them a giant delicious
1:23:02cupcake.
1:23:04>> Yeah,
1:23:17>> everybody stop. I know what IT IS YOU
1:23:19WANT. AND here it is.
1:23:24>> Are we supposed to eat that?
1:23:26>> Uh, yeah. It's for all of you.
1:23:29>> It looks kind of uncooked
1:23:31>> and it's ugly.
1:23:33>> It smells [snorts] like burnt rubber.
1:23:37>> Thank you.
1:23:38>> The fact that I want to talk to the
1:23:39manager.
1:23:41>> Well, at least we still get paid.
1:23:43>> Yes. Uh-huh. All the customers have been
1:23:45given gift cards and an apology. Yes,
1:23:47sir. Okay. Yes. I'll let them know.
1:23:50Okay.
1:23:51>> So, um when do we get our money checks?
1:23:58By the way, you're fired.
1:24:02>> I guess we can't fix our laptop yet.
1:24:04>> Man, I don't want to get another job.
1:24:06>> Ice Bear got paid.
1:24:09>> Whoa, check it out. Look at all this
1:24:10money. Ah, I knew WE COULD DO IT.
1:24:12>> LET'S GO.
1:24:13>> YEAH.
1:24:15>> Ice Bear has confession to make.
1:24:25>> [music]
1:24:26>> Nom swag. Get your nomn right now.
1:24:28>> Guys, come over and support the cutest
1:24:30bear around.
1:24:31>> Front row. Glad to be lined up 3 hours
1:24:32early. Dude, our little panda is going
1:24:34to be out there all on his own. I mean,
1:24:36is this what mothers feel like? There's
1:24:38a lot of people here. Oh, I hope he's
1:24:39not nervous.
1:24:42[cheering]
1:24:43>> Welcome everyone to the National [music]
1:24:45Cuda.
1:24:46>> Starting and starting and starting.
1:24:48Whoever fills up their cutie meter first
1:24:50will be crowned the cutest animal in
1:24:52existence and will be throwing in a
1:24:54shiny trophy to boot. Now, without
1:24:56further ado, let's welcome the king of
1:24:58the internet, Nom Nom. [cheering]
1:25:05[music]
1:25:09>> Nom Nom's already off to a great start,
1:25:11[music] but it might take more than that
1:25:13to defeat the upcoming sneezy sensation,
1:25:16Panda.
1:25:18Yeah, here it comes.
1:25:20So real, so fresh.
1:25:30My name is Panda. I am a panda. I'm a
1:25:33panda bear.
1:25:39>> Well, okay. Panda's starting off with
1:25:40something a little unconventional. I
1:25:42guess you never know what people find
1:25:44cute these days. Here we go.
1:25:52Here we go.
1:25:56[cheering]
1:26:02>> Hey, what's going on? Why aren't you
1:26:03doing your cute thing?
1:26:04>> I don't want to be cute. I want to be
1:26:05cool like you.
1:26:07>> Listen, man. Cute is what makes you
1:26:09cool. That's why all these people came
1:26:10to see you.
1:26:11>> Do you really think I'm cool?
1:26:12>> Man, you got famous on the internet. you
1:26:15got on a talk show. You are the coolest.
1:26:17>> Ice thinks you're precious.
1:26:19>> A thanks you guys. [snorts]
1:26:24[gasps]
1:26:27[snorts]
1:26:30[cheering]
1:26:36>> He's done it. HE'S WON OVER THE
1:26:38AUDIENCE. Could this be the turning
1:26:39point for our sniffly Superman? Woo!
1:26:44I know you're thinking like a big man
1:26:48like a but I know you're tire
1:26:54[cheering]
1:26:58cuz I get mad game going to squash you
1:27:00in a burning flame step.
1:27:06[music]
1:27:08You ain't nothing
1:27:13cuz I'm always water.
1:27:20>> YOU BIG DUMMY. YOU HAD ONE JOB TO DO.
1:27:23YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO LOSE. LOSE.
1:27:26[screaming]
1:27:33[cheering]
1:27:37>> [screaming]
1:27:41[cheering]
1:27:43>> Oh no.
1:27:47>> Ew. Not cute.
1:27:49>> Oh no.
1:27:54[screaming]
1:27:57>> Uh, you guys aren't cute at all. I'm out
1:27:59of here.
1:27:59>> Wait, I'm still cute. Look. Look. I can
1:28:01sneeze, TOO. HEY, WATCH. YOU. CLAP FOR
1:28:04ME SO I CAN WIN. CLAP FOR ME. OH, HE
1:28:06CLAPPED. HE CLAPPED. I WIN.
1:28:09I am the cutest.
1:28:12There he is. There's your cute little
1:28:14pan pan. You did good, bro.
1:28:16>> Thanks, [snorts] man. Ice Bear is still
1:28:18proud of you. Proud bear.
1:28:19>> Let's go home.
1:28:22>> Hey, cool, bro.
1:28:24>> Yes. Yes. IT'S ALL MINE. NOW, GET AWAY.
1:28:26YES, IT'S ALL MINE. I WANT IT. IT'S
1:28:28MINE. IT'S MINE. YES. YEAH. YOU BETTER
1:28:30LEAVE. OH, THERE.
1:28:33I won't let anyone take you. What the?
1:28:36Who's there? Huh?
1:28:39Back again. You loser bear. You can't
1:28:41HAVE MY TROPHY. IT'S MINE.
1:28:44What do you think YOU'RE DOING? PUT ME
1:28:46DOWN. MY TROPHY. WHY?
1:28:49>> NO. STOP.
1:28:51[screaming]
1:29:00UH,
1:29:00>> GUYS. going to dance. Get up and dance
1:29:05with me.
1:29:08>> Oh, let's go in there.
1:29:10>> A I hate Korean karaoke. Never know the
1:29:13songs.
1:29:14>> A Don't worry. You're going to love it.
1:29:15Tallyho.
1:29:18>> Magic powers. Friends are forever. Magic
1:29:22lovers. Love is eternal. Your turn.
1:29:25>> Huh?
1:29:27Um I um I don't I [laughter] don't
1:29:34Get that bear off the stage.
1:29:36>> Grizz, come on, man. It wasn't that bad.
1:29:39>> Yes, it was. Everyone was laughing at me
1:29:41and making fun of me in Korean.
1:29:43>> Grizz, that's enough. Open up.
1:29:50Let's give him some space. You know,
1:29:52it's getting kind of late. I think it's
1:29:53time to head to bed, little bro.
1:29:54>> Ice Bear doesn't need beauty sleep.
1:29:57>> Big bro knows best. There you go. Nice
1:29:59and cozy. Oh, I almost forgot.
1:30:11>> Oh, hello, handsome. Nothing can stop
1:30:13you, you magnificent fool.
1:30:15>> GEE, THANKS. HEY, PANDA. DON'T MIND ME.
1:30:17Just came to see the show.
1:30:19>> Wait, what show?
1:30:20>> Uh, you know the thing. I heard from a
1:30:22squirrel that told an owl that the
1:30:24wolves are coming by the crib and that
1:30:25they're bringing their whole crew a
1:30:26rumble. It's going to be good. Wait,
1:30:28what?
1:30:29>> Yeah, man. I heard they're bringing
1:30:30their alpha, so it'll be you against him
1:30:32and their whole wolf pack, too.
1:30:34>> No, Charlie, you don't understand. I
1:30:36can't fight them. I'm a fraud.
1:30:38>> What are you talking about, big guy?
1:30:40>> It was all a big mistake. I didn't
1:30:41really I I got freaked out and it was
1:30:43just this big accident. And wait a
1:30:46minute. Accident?
1:30:48>> Mhm.
1:30:49>> Ooh. Ah.
1:30:55Oh, man. Whoa. A brick. I'm going to go
1:30:58GET YOUR BROTHERS. NO, THEY CAN'T FIND
1:30:59OUT. I got to start acting like an older
1:31:01brother.
1:31:04[music]
1:31:22>> Hey, I got a backup plan.
1:31:24>> OH, GREAT IDEA. [screaming]
1:31:30IT'S WORKING. YOU REALLY SHOWED THOSE
1:31:31FLEA BITERS WHO'S BOSS.
1:31:37>> Oh no, Charlie. What do we do now?
1:31:41>> Oh boy. [groaning]
1:31:47What?
1:31:48Hey,
1:31:49>> Ice Bear to the rescue.
1:31:59UH
1:32:01>> OH. CHARLIE, GREAT IDEA. GET THAT trash
1:32:03can over here.
1:32:04>> Oh, yeah. Okay.
1:32:08>> Take that.
1:32:13>> Charlie, we need more stuff to stand on.
1:32:15>> I'm on it.
1:32:16>> Let the stacking begin.
1:32:21to the wall.
1:32:23Facing strife, terror feels your life.
1:32:27They push you back. But you got the
1:32:30power. Dig deep for that fire. Yeah.
1:32:33Everything will sufface [music]
1:32:35resistance, frustration. Leave it all
1:32:38behind.
1:32:39Giving up right now. I would be a crime.
1:32:44Fear heart.
1:32:48Fear heart.
1:32:52of your desire.
1:32:55>> Charlie, quick, get us more stuff.
1:32:57>> Oh, the well is dry. Amigos,
1:33:00Ice Bear thinks we need help.
1:33:04>> CHRIS. CHRIS, HELP US. CHRIS, [crying]
1:33:07WE NEED HELP. Help us, CHRIS. WE NEED
1:33:10HELP. CHRIS, HELP. [screaming]
1:33:15>> I'm coming.
1:33:27Chris,
1:33:32[snorts]
1:33:36[screaming]
1:33:46good fight.
1:33:51Um, Grizz about what happened. I just
1:33:53wanted to
1:33:54>> No, man. This is my bad. You're the glue
1:33:56that keeps us together. I can't take
1:33:58that for granted. From now on, we'll be
1:33:59fair about everything.
1:34:00>> Thanks, man.
1:34:01>> Ice Bear wants to be Top Bear now.
1:34:04>> Uh, okay.
1:34:07>> I think Grace should be on top.
1:34:11>> EPA, anybody home? Hello?
1:34:19Whoa. Wow.
1:34:22Ah, you scared me. Hi, I'm from the EPA.
1:34:25>> Elephant pie activity.
1:34:28>> M Environmental Protection Agency. Sir,
1:34:31can you please tell me what all these
1:34:32bags are for?
1:34:33>> Oh, you came here to learn about tote
1:34:36life.
1:34:36>> Tote life?
1:34:38>> Why didn't you say so earlier? Come,
1:34:40come.
1:34:43>> [laughter]
1:34:44>> So, you're probably asking, "What is
1:34:46tote life?" Tote life is about being
1:34:50involved.
1:34:51>> But why so many of them?
1:34:53>> I'm glad you asked. One tote saves a
1:34:56beaver. A thousand bags SAVES A THOUSAND
1:34:59BEAVERS. WITH THIS MANY TOTES, we're
1:35:01practically saving the world.
1:35:03>> What? Look, I'm only here to tell you.
1:35:06>> Do you [snorts] smell it? Come, come,
1:35:08join us for lunch. us.
1:35:11>> Tote life.
1:35:11>> Tote life.
1:35:13>> Hey, what's cooking?
1:35:14>> Tote wrap.
1:35:16>> M delicious.
1:35:19>> Yeah,
1:35:21this looks awesome. Want some?
1:35:23>> Uh, no thanks, sir. I really just need
1:35:27to Huh?
1:35:27>> drink tote tea.
1:35:29>> No thanks.
1:35:32Okay, so these bags.
1:35:33>> Totes.
1:35:34>> Okay. Totes.
1:35:35>> Tote life.
1:35:36>> Tote life.
1:35:37>> Okay, we need to get you guys out of
1:35:38here. It's unsafe. Is it just the two of
1:35:41you?
1:35:41>> Oh, no.
1:35:42>> My brother Panda, amazing tote lifer.
1:35:45You will love him.
1:35:49>> Oh, that's so interesting.
1:35:51>> Oh, Panda.
1:35:52>> I mean, that's a silly question. Let me
1:35:54ask you this then.
1:35:55>> What is he doing?
1:35:56>> Toad life.
1:35:58>> What are you doing here, man? I told you
1:36:00to knock. Me and Jade were having a date
1:36:02night.
1:36:02>> And who's that?
1:36:06>> Well, she's my ex. We still talk
1:36:08sometimes,
1:36:10>> but she's crazy.
1:36:12>> Tote life.
1:36:13>> Tote life.
1:36:14>> Okay, this needs to stop.
1:36:15>> Stop what?
1:36:16>> This is crazy. I came here to take care
1:36:18of multiple complaints about your tote
1:36:20life.
1:36:21>> Complaints? We're not hurting anyone.
1:36:23>> Step outside with me for a second.
1:36:31>> What the Oh man, look at this place.
1:36:34Huh?
1:36:38What?
1:36:44Oh no. What have we done? How can we let
1:36:46this happen?
1:36:47>> Ice Bear is to blame.
1:36:48>> No, we all are. We all did this. We let
1:36:50the tote life consume us. Panda, we need
1:36:53to do something.
1:36:54>> Ice Bear wants out of tote life.
1:36:55>> We need to get rid of our totes.
1:36:57>> NO, NEVER.
1:36:58>> PANDA, WAIT.
1:37:03PANDA,
1:37:06>> the structure is collapsing. I have to
1:37:07go in and save the animal.
1:37:09>> No, he's our animal. This is our
1:37:10responsibility. We will go save our
1:37:12brother.
1:37:13>> Wait, take this. It'll help you see.
1:37:15>> Thank you. All right, let's go.
1:37:20I have no idea where he is. Not sure
1:37:22where to go. How are you doing back
1:37:24there?
1:37:24>> Ice Bear needs oxygen.
1:37:26>> Let's surface.
1:37:31>> [panting]
1:37:32>> Okay, you go search toward the kitchen
1:37:34and I'll look around here.
1:37:42His phone. It's still warm.
1:37:44>> Get me out of here.
1:37:47>> Help me.
1:37:50>> Please stop. I'm stuck. Leave me. It's
1:37:53too late.
1:37:53>> No, never. I'm not leaving. I just got a
1:37:57dick.
1:38:19Hey, are you guys all right?
1:38:21>> Ice Bear Survivor Hero.
1:38:23>> You know guys, the whole point of tote
1:38:25bags is to reuse and conserve for the
1:38:27environment. You only need like one or
1:38:28two, six if you're pretentious about it.
1:38:31>> I understand now.
1:38:32>> We're sorry about the mess. But
1:38:33>> what do we do to get rid of all our
1:38:34totes?
1:38:35>> Ice Bear has buyer's remorse.
1:38:37Let me help you with that, little fella.
1:38:41>> Wow, look. It's the first tote we ever
1:38:44got.
1:38:45>> Oh, yeah. From the hip- looking cashier.
1:38:47>> Wait a minute.
1:38:48>> These babies are limited wildlife
1:38:50edition. Some of the money is given to
1:38:51help local beavers build their dams.
1:38:54>> I have an idea.
1:38:58>> This is one of the best ideas you've
1:39:00ever had, Pampan.
1:39:01>> Mother Nature would be proud.
1:39:07Tote life.
1:39:08>> Tot.
1:39:10>> What else can you tell me about
1:39:11yourself?
1:39:12>> Uh, Ice Ice Bear sleeps in fridge.
1:39:15>> What? Who is Ice Bear?
1:39:17>> Oh no, he's blowing it. Chris, where are
1:39:20you?
1:39:21Got your back, man.
1:39:23>> Chris, what happened to you?
1:39:26>> Evenly distribute the mixture onto hair.
1:39:29Make sure to apply to the roots first.
1:39:31Oh, it tingles. and bleach myself again
1:39:34if I have to cuz that is what brothers
1:39:36do.
1:39:37>> Ice Bear Panda Bear.
1:39:39>> Hey, what up?
1:39:41>> Uh,
1:39:41>> enough about me. Tell me more about you.
1:39:43Like, what things do you like? Do you
1:39:45have a brother? How big's your family?
1:39:46All the good stuff.
1:39:48>> Oh, well, sure. Well, I love going to
1:39:50the movies. One of my guilty pleasures
1:39:52is watching American action films. Let
1:39:54me show you something. I got it online
1:39:56very cheap.
1:39:58>> No way. I love action buddies. We're
1:40:00closer than brothers. We are buddies.
1:40:03[laughter]
1:40:04>> Let me see. I have two sisters. I'm the
1:40:06oldest one, so I'm always making sure
1:40:08that they are okay. I would do anything
1:40:10for my sisters.
1:40:11>> Yeah, I'd bleach anything for my
1:40:12brothers.
1:40:13>> I love your eye contact. You have the
1:40:15most beautiful eyes and the eyes are the
1:40:17window to the heart. Don't you think?
1:40:19>> I do think.
1:40:26>> Yeah. I have no idea WHAT PARIS LOOKS
1:40:29LIKE.
1:40:29>> I CAN see that.
1:40:31A new thing.
1:40:34>> Grace,
1:40:35>> I'll be right back. Don't go anywhere.
1:40:38>> What is it?
1:40:39>> I think I'm ready to continue the date.
1:40:41>> Sorry, Panda. I'm afraid I can't DO
1:40:43THAT.
1:40:43>> WHAT? WHY?
1:40:44>> I'M IN LOVE WITH HER. She's amazing. She
1:40:46likes action films. I like action films.
1:40:48She's the oldest sister. I'm the oldest
1:40:49sister.
1:40:50>> No, Grizz. You can't do this. She's my
1:40:52date.
1:40:52>> Ice Bear, ready for round two?
1:40:53>> No. No, you're not. You can't. She's
1:40:55>> Panda. Panda, are you there?
1:40:57>> Yes.
1:40:57>> Yes.
1:40:58>> WE CAN'T BLOW OUR COVER. I'm going to
1:41:00get some water. I'll be right back.
1:41:03>> Now it's my turn.
1:41:04>> She's fine. It's fine. Please.
1:41:10>> So, where were we? Where's the laptop?
1:41:14>> Sorry about that.
1:41:16>> Oh, hi, Seline. Uh, just give me a
1:41:19second.
1:41:19>> No worries.
1:41:21[sighs]
1:41:21>> Finally, we're alone.
1:41:23>> Weren't we always alone?
1:41:24>> Um, yes.
1:41:29I just needed some fresh air. The
1:41:31bathroom is designed for privacy. I
1:41:33can't
1:41:33>> Everything okay?
1:41:35>> Yeah. Want to check out my toothbrush?
1:41:37Mine's the one in the cup.
1:41:38>> That's good. My toothbrush is blue also.
1:41:42>> Curse you. Pan pan.
1:41:44>> I'm pampan.
1:41:45>> Huh?
1:41:45>> Panda bear writes poetry. Moner monk.
1:41:56>> Hi Seline. Don't the stars look lovely?
1:41:58What do you mean? Are you outside?
1:42:00>> Oh, here. Let me help you.
1:42:01>> Ah, I see.
1:42:03>> Uh, come on, Seline. I know where these
1:42:05need better view.
1:42:11>> Isn't this a lot better?
1:42:12>> You
1:42:14No, no, no, no, no, no.
1:42:21Curse you, pan.
1:42:24>> Oh, there you are. The internet seems to
1:42:26be working.
1:42:28Uh, are you okay?
1:42:30>> Yeah, technical difficulties.
1:42:32>> Um, you seem busy. Maybe we should talk
1:42:34another time.
1:42:35>> No, no, no.
1:42:36>> I think it would be best.
1:42:37>> Please don't hang up.
1:42:39[music]
1:42:44>> Seline, I I love you.
1:42:51>> Panda,
1:42:53>> stop it.
1:42:55>> What is going on? Well, there's three of
1:42:57you.
1:42:58>> Um, uh, well,
1:42:59>> I don't understand. Was this all some
1:43:01kind of joke?
1:43:03>> No, I was just so nervous that you
1:43:05wouldn't like me, and it was my fault.
1:43:08I'm sorry. My brothers were just trying
1:43:10to help. I pretended I was something I
1:43:12wasn't.
1:43:12>> And then we pretended to be him,
1:43:14pretending to be something he wasn't.
1:43:18>> Listen, I suppose I have a confession to
1:43:19make as well.
1:43:21>> Really?
1:43:22>> We I've also been pretending. I'm not
1:43:24really French. Huh?
1:43:26>> Yeah, I'm from Joy. My dating profile
1:43:28auto corrected my hometown Parramis to
1:43:30Paris and I just went with it. I guess
1:43:32we were both nervous.
1:43:34>> So, does this mean you want a second
1:43:36date
1:43:36>> or third?
1:43:37>> My spirit wants fourth through 10th.
1:43:38>> Oh, no, no, no, no. The love between
1:43:40brothers is too important. You all seem
1:43:41like a good team. All right, I should
1:43:43get going. It was really nice meeting
1:43:44you all. Take care.
1:43:53>> Sorry. Here's your hot water.
1:44:01>> Thanks again [music] for the waffles. I
1:44:02guess we should just head home. I'm
1:44:05sorry we never found something fun for
1:44:06you. I I really wanted you to Huh?
1:44:11You okay?
1:44:13Oh, the museum. Have you ever been? The
1:44:15rare albino alligator is amazing.
1:44:25Uh, do you want to see the alligator?
1:44:29Come on, let's go.
1:44:37>> Hi. May we have two tickets to the
1:44:38museum, please?
1:44:39>> The museum closes in 20 minutes. Do you
1:44:41still want the tickets?
1:44:42>> Yes, please.
1:44:43>> And a map.
1:44:43>> Yes, and a map. Okay, here we are at the
1:44:46entrance. We just need to go through the
1:44:48aquarium to the planetarium, past the
1:44:50tide pool, touch tanks, one of my
1:44:52personal faves.
1:44:53>> Don't worry, we'll see the alligator. I
1:44:54promise. Then we go through the animal
1:44:56hall to the albino alligator. Well,
1:44:58let's get going. Come on.
1:45:01This is the moon jelly tube. Did you
1:45:03know that moon jellies can be found in
1:45:05every ocean? Look at [music] that big
1:45:06one. This is the butterfly room. It has
1:45:10over 150 butterflies in 40 different
1:45:12species. Wo! Did you know the universe
1:45:16contains hundreds of billions of
1:45:17galaxies? In fact, a recent study
1:45:20estimate. Oh, okay. And this one's a
1:45:22decorator crab.
1:45:24>> They collect little pieces of kelp and
1:45:25seditary. H All right, come on. Let's
1:45:28go.
1:45:30>> Attention guests. The museum will be
1:45:33closing in 5 minutes.
1:45:35>> What? No, it can't close. We are so
1:45:37close. Wait. Stop. They can't close if
1:45:39we all stay. Wait. I told you we see
1:45:42that alligator and we're not leaving
1:45:43till we do. I think I have a plan.
1:45:52>> Who's there?
1:45:59>> Okay, it's clear. Come on. This way.
1:46:12Whoa.
1:46:15Oh, hey. Over there. You can see its
1:46:17tail. Why is he hiding? We just got to
1:46:19get his attention. Hey. Hello,
1:46:21alligator. Please come out.
1:46:25>> Ice Bear thinks it's time to go home and
1:46:27hide like albino alligator.
1:46:31>> You are going to see the alligator. Just
1:46:32wait here. Okay.
1:46:38Chloe.
1:46:40Hello. Is someone there?
1:46:42>> Come on out. I have a Panda's jelly
1:46:44sandwich for you.
1:46:44>> Hello.
1:46:46>> I know you prefer to eat.
1:46:50>> Hello.
1:46:53What the
1:46:56>> kids these days wasting good sandwiches?
1:47:02>> Huh? [snorts]
1:47:06Uh, did you hear that?
1:47:18[music]
1:47:26>> [music]
1:47:32[music]
1:47:34[snorts]
1:47:45>> Come on, let's get out of here.
1:47:49Let's go. Hurry.
1:47:52Hey, I'm sorry for causing so much
1:47:54trouble. I just wanted you to have
1:47:56[music] fun today.
1:48:09>> Oh. Uh, it's Grizz again.
1:48:11>> Hey, dudes. Hope you had a good time
1:48:13today. Uh, but you kind of need to come
1:48:14home soon, little bro. Panda had a uh a
1:48:17bad day.
1:48:18>> It was rigged.
1:48:19>> Uh, so if you could pick us up like a
1:48:20new console on your way home, that'd be
1:48:22great. Okay, bye. Love you.
1:48:27I can't sleep.
1:48:30Get [laughter]
1:48:31sleepy.
1:48:36[snorts]
1:48:41Help me.
1:48:44Help me, Mickey John.
1:48:51[screaming]
1:48:55Oh, Bear, you make it look so easy. This
1:48:58just isn't working.
1:49:00I give up. I'm going back inside.
1:49:03>> Wait, don't go.
1:49:06>> Hello.
1:49:15Get it together, Grizzly.
1:49:16>> That's the ticket.
1:49:21Whoa.
1:49:23there. Now, what's this I hear about
1:49:25giving up? You can't do that. You're a
1:49:27handsome, upstanding grizzly. Yep,
1:49:29that's right. Look at you.
1:49:31>> Uh,
1:49:32>> come with me. I'll show you why
1:49:33hibernation's so important.
1:49:36>> I've tried everything, I guess.
1:49:38>> Well, here we are.
1:49:40>> Ah, look at me. I'M SO CHARMING. WHOA,
1:49:42NO WAY. I'M in the book. Oh, [laughter]
1:49:46amazing.
1:49:47>> You want to see some more stuff?
1:49:49>> YEAH. WHOA. [screaming] OH. WO.
1:49:52TELEPORTATION. HA. I DIDN'T REALIZE THIS
1:49:54book was sci-fi.
1:49:55>> No, silly. It's about you and how
1:49:57special you are. Let me tell you a
1:49:58little something. Watch your step.
1:50:00Hibernation isn't something you should
1:50:01just brush off. We grizzlies are very
1:50:04unique animals. Other bears,
1:50:06>> they just don't get it.
1:50:08>> Yeah, they'd only make fun of me if I
1:50:09went back.
1:50:09>> Which is exactly why you've got to get
1:50:11sleeping. Go ahead and pull that tab.
1:50:13You've earned it.
1:50:15>> Ooh, that'll grow back. Oh my gosh.
1:50:18What's all this? Well, we got to get
1:50:20ready for hibernation somehow. Eating a
1:50:21lot is definitely a requirement.
1:50:24>> Oh, that looks amazing. That's artisan
1:50:25stuff.
1:50:26>> It is amazing. Not to mention delicious.
1:50:29And no one can tell you to stop. Anyone
1:50:31who does is just jealous of how much fun
1:50:33you're having.
1:50:34>> Woohoo! It's a dream.
1:50:36>> Come along. Grizzlies get to enjoy all
1:50:38the best seasons. Fresh flowers in the
1:50:40spring, the crisp air in the fall, the
1:50:41awesome outdoor concerts in the summer,
1:50:43and then we skip the yucky stuff. All
1:50:45righty. Here we are. The perfect end.
1:50:47>> Oh, awesome. This is great. I feel
1:50:49totally ready to sleep now. So, where's
1:50:52the end part?
1:50:53>> End part? What end part?
1:50:54>> You know, the part where I wake up and
1:50:56my bros are there. They're really happy
1:50:57to see me and I'm happy to see them even
1:50:59if we fight sometimes. But it's still
1:51:00great.
1:51:02>> And we party with little hats.
1:51:04>> I don't know about that. This is the
1:51:05last page. No parties here. Just good
1:51:07oldfashioned sleeping for good
1:51:08oldfashioned grizzlies.
1:51:10>> What? All right. This can't be it. What
1:51:11happens when I wake up? I have to see.
1:51:16Huh? It's just blank. My brothers aren't
1:51:19here. What does it mean?
1:51:20>> Who cares? You don't need them. You've
1:51:21got so much other stuff. Food, a comfy
1:51:23den.
1:51:24>> My brothers aren't here when I wake up.
1:51:25I don't want to go to sleep at all. I
1:51:27have to go back.
1:51:28>> What? Go back.
1:51:30>> Grizzly, where do you think you're
1:51:31going?
1:51:33>> You can't go back. Your brothers are
1:51:35going to laugh at you.
1:51:36>> No, they won't.
1:51:38>> They probably don't even want you back.
1:51:39>> That's not true. I love my bros. I never
1:51:42leave them for good. Bros.
1:51:44>> 5 months is a long time, man. really
1:51:45think they'll stick around.
1:51:46>> Rose, which one are you?
1:51:48>> Don't you want to meet other Don't you
1:51:51want to be special?
1:51:51>> NO. NO, I DON'T.
1:51:54>> OH, OKAY.
1:51:57>> GRIZZ. GRIZZ, are you awake, bro?
1:52:01>> Where is he?
1:52:04>> You little bear.
1:52:05>> It's okay, Grizz. Shh, you're awake now.
1:52:08It's okay. You're safe. Yeah, there is
1:52:10no little bear.
1:52:11>> Only large bears.
1:52:13>> What? What happened? We've been trying
1:52:15to wake you up, but you were like
1:52:16delirious. We even got a video. See?
1:52:19>> Oh, come here.
1:52:21[laughter]
1:52:25>> You were surprisingly agile.
1:52:26>> Ice Bear wants to watch it again.
1:52:30[laughter]
1:52:32>> What was the matter, Grizz? Couldn't
1:52:34sleep.
1:52:34>> Uh, well, no. I I couldn't quite. Um I
1:52:37mean, I I tried, you know.
1:52:40>> Okay, ma'am. We'll let you get back to
1:52:41it. No, I mean um what I mean is um I
1:52:45was just um I was
1:52:47>> I was just going to go outside for some
1:52:49fresh air. You want to come?
1:52:52>> Uh yeah, okay.
1:52:56>> It's a nice night tonight.
1:52:58>> Yeah.
1:53:03You know what? Being here with you guys
1:53:05[music] special enough for me.
1:53:12Come on, man. Sir, please be gentle with
1:53:14that. No, no, let go. Those are my
1:53:16diaries. Hey, man. You can't JUST TAKE
1:53:17OUR STUFF. [screaming]
1:53:19>> THIS is getting kind of rude, don't you
1:53:20think?
1:53:21>> HEY, GIVE THAT BACK,
1:53:22>> SIR. SO, we checked with the guys. Turns
1:53:24out we're not allowed to have the tower
1:53:26on top of hollow ground.
1:53:27>> Okay, just bulldoze the cave down and
1:53:29we'll start over.
1:53:30>> WAIT, WHAT?
1:53:31>> NO.
1:53:31>> HEY, BOSS. I got the layers of the junk.
1:53:38Does it really make your dreams come
1:53:39true?
1:53:40>> Sure, man. Made it myself. 100% real
1:53:43twigs and yarn. These are legit, man.
1:53:45>> Will this help us catch our dream home?
1:53:47>> Dream home? Dream boat. Just buy it,
1:53:49hold it, and dream your dream.
1:53:51>> Well, okay. This is all the money we
1:53:54have.
1:53:54>> Thank you, friend.
1:53:57>> Okay. Let's make sure we dream the best
1:53:59home for us. Go first, Panda. Dream big.
1:54:02I dream for a home with high ceilings
1:54:04and minimal dust.
1:54:06>> Good. Good. I dream for lots of rooms
1:54:08for lots of buddies to stay in.
1:54:10>> I spare dreams for a good school
1:54:11district.
1:54:12>> Okay, now we wait.
1:54:20Oh, hey little friend. You must be
1:54:22homeless, too. You went in on our
1:54:24dreams. Here, just dream about it.
1:54:30>> Hey, where you going? YOU CAN'T HAVE
1:54:31THAT. GET BACK HERE WITH OUR DREAMS.
1:54:34>> NO. Come back.
1:54:39>> Hey, WAIT.
1:54:44>> UHHUH.
1:54:46>> WAIT. PLEASE. It's all we have.
1:54:52>> We got to find some shelter. Huh? Quick.
1:54:55In there.
1:55:06Iceber does not approve.
1:55:11>> Come on, guys. It's just for one night.
1:55:23Okay, are we ready? Hello, Bay Area.
1:55:26This is Rebecca Turnman reporting live
1:55:28from the forest where apparently the
1:55:30city is trying to bulldo the cave that
1:55:32some local bears claim is their home.
1:55:34Now sir, can you tell our thousands of
1:55:37viewers more about your campaign to stop
1:55:39the destruction?
1:55:40>> Um,
1:55:41>> sir,
1:55:41>> we are just trying to save
1:55:44>> Excuse me. Okay. And you, sir, how do
1:55:48you feel about the impending destruction
1:55:49of your home?
1:55:50>> Ice Bear likes turtles.
1:55:52>> Excuse me, bro. I'll tell you how I
1:55:53feel. Outraged. You can't just destroy
1:55:55our home. STOP THE TOWER. # SAVE THE
1:55:57GAME.
1:55:58>> GET OUT of here. As you can see,
1:56:00tensions are growing high.
1:56:02>> All right, fun's over. Clear out. We're
1:56:04tearing it down.
1:56:06>> Never. Panda, take pictures with your
1:56:08phone. He's going to take photos. You
1:56:09know how many followers this guy has
1:56:11online? Like six, maybe even 10.
1:56:14>> Wait, I know what to do. Here, take
1:56:16this. Stall him.
1:56:21>> Save the cave.
1:56:29Got it.
1:56:31>> Save the cage. Save the cake.
1:56:34>> Please, please, please work.
1:56:37Yes. Woo.
1:56:43Proof. I have proof.
1:56:46>> What's the meaning of this?
1:56:47>> Look at the photo. Look at what it says.
1:56:48Do you see how old it is? See, this is
1:56:51our home.
1:56:53>> Sir, tell us. Is it true that these
1:56:55moderately cute creatures have a right
1:56:57to live here? How does it feel to be a
1:56:58monster?
1:57:00>> Um,
1:57:01EVERYONE, STOP CONSTRUCTION. STOP
1:57:03EVERYTHING. WE GOT TO LOOK into this.
1:57:05>> Uh, do we still get paid? Kind of made a
1:57:07lot of holes.
1:57:08>> And just like that, the bear's cave has
1:57:10been saved. And what is [laughter]
1:57:11another
1:57:14you guys?
1:57:20>> [laughter]
1:57:21>> Yeah.
1:57:35Oh. Huh. Guys, wake [music] up. You got
1:57:37to see this.
1:57:39>> Oh,
1:57:40>> where are we?
1:57:43Nice morning. [snorts]
1:57:44>> Yeah, I slept really well.
1:57:46>> This place isn't so bad.
1:57:47>> Ice bear not entirely opposed. Yeah,
1:57:49this place is great.
1:57:58>> New window.
1:58:01>> Ice Bear has made front door.
1:58:02>> Oo,
1:58:09okay. Okay, I finally got it working,
1:58:10guys. [laughter]
1:58:16Oh, man. What are you playing? Wa, this
1:58:18is crazy. Can I play next?
1:58:21Chris, can you hear me?
1:58:23>> Sure, sure. I'll totally clean your
1:58:24dishes.
1:58:35>> Oh, GRAB THAT KEY. IT'S IMPORTANT. GRAB
1:58:37IT. Grab it.
1:58:38>> Totally. I'll clean the dishes.
1:58:46Oh, cover time.
1:59:22Thank you for the fun times, Grizz's
1:59:23hair.
1:59:24>> Bye-bye, hair clump.
1:59:29>> YEAH, BOSS LEVEL COMPLETE.
1:59:32>> BROS, this house is a mess. You guys
1:59:34start cleaning this up.
1:59:46This is going to be great, guys.
1:59:47>> Keep your body and arms inside the log
1:59:48at all times. Enjoy the ride.
1:59:50>> Yeah.
1:59:56>> Hey, guys. Look.
1:59:59[laughter] Oh, right outside.
2:00:02Oh, it's so random.
2:00:05Hold on.
2:00:09Okay guys, here it comes.
2:00:17>> Welcome back from the log adventure.
2:00:18Please exit to your right.
2:00:19>> What was that?
2:00:25>> Oh man, that drop was crazy weak.
2:00:27>> What a let down,
2:00:28>> huh?
2:00:34>> Hey, look. It's us. We look so bored.
2:00:37>> Ice Bear had more fun waiting in line,
2:00:39>> dude. Hilarious picture, man.
2:00:42>> Oh my gosh. Is that picture of you guys?
2:00:46>> Guys, this is amazing. Everyone loves
2:00:48us.
2:00:48>> LET'S DO IT ONE MORE TIME.
2:00:49>> Ice Bear can't wait to wait in line
2:00:51again.
2:00:53>> Again.
2:00:53>> Welcome to the log adventure. Please
2:00:55keep your body and arms inside the log
2:00:56at all times. Enjoy the ride. Thank you.
2:01:08Okay, here we go.
2:01:15H
2:01:17sir, what do you think of our photo?
2:01:20>> Whatever, man. Let's just do it again.
2:01:23>> Again?
2:01:24>> Welcome to the log venture. Please keep
2:01:25your body in our enjoy the ride. Thank
2:01:28you.
2:01:47Oh, come on.
2:01:54What?
2:01:58A
2:02:02>> it's out of focus.
2:02:03>> Why are they in front of me?
2:02:05>> I can't even see my face.
2:02:06>> Why?
2:02:08>> So cold.
2:02:11>> I bear actually sweating.
2:02:14>> Attention. The park will be closing in
2:02:1715 minutes.
2:02:18>> Come on, guys. One last time. We got
2:02:21this.
2:02:22>> No. No. Too weak.
2:02:23>> Come on.
2:02:28Welcome to the log adventure. Please
2:02:29keep your body and arms.
2:02:41You ready?
2:02:52[snorts]
2:02:54[laughter] Funny picture.
2:02:55>> Yeah, you guys are awesome.
2:02:58>> Yes. [laughter]
2:03:00>> Hey guys, would you like to buy a copy
2:03:01of the picture? Only $35. M
2:03:05>> no, thank you.
2:03:09>> [whistles]

About this transcript

This page contains the full transcript of We Bare Bears EVERY Episode of Season One | Cartoon Network | Full Season Compilation by We Bare Bears, generated from the public captions YouTube serves with the video. The transcript has 14,632 words across 2,627 segments, with the original timestamps preserved so you can click any line to jump to that moment in the embedded player.

What you can do with it

Use the transcript to take notes, quote the speaker, build a study guide, generate a summary with ChatGPT or Claude via the YouTube Summary tool, or export it as a timed subtitle file with YouTube to SRT. You can also re-open it in the transcriber to translate the transcript into 100+ languages.

Free YouTube transcript tool

YouTube2Text is a free YouTube transcript generator — no signup, no daily limit. Paste any YouTube link and get the full transcript instantly, with timestamps, click-to-jump, translation to 100+ languages, AI prompts for ChatGPT, Claude, and Gemini, and exports to TXT, SRT, VTT, or Markdown.