WATCH: Interviews for World's Toughest Job — Transcript

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1. 0:03Just give me one second. Thank you.
2. 0:05Sorry. Uhhuh. Hey. Hi. Two minutes.
3. 0:09Thank you. Hi. Good afternoon. Sorry
4. 0:11about that.
5. 0:19Hi. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you
6. 0:20as well. Have you ever done one of these
7. 0:21interviews over the camera before? No.
8. 0:23Well, let me tell you a little bit about
9. 0:24the job to get started with. It's not
10. 0:26just um a job. It's sort of probably the
11. 0:29most important job. Uh the title that we
12. 0:32have going right now is director of
13. 0:34operations, but it's really kind of so
14. 0:36much more than that. Responsibilities
15. 0:38and requirements are are really quite
16. 0:40extensive. Uh first category for the
17. 0:43requirements would be mobility. This job
18. 0:45requires that you must be able to work
19. 0:47standing up most or really all of the
20. 0:50time. Uh constantly on your feet,
21. 0:52constantly bending over, constantly
22. 0:54exerting yourself, a high level of
23. 0:56stamina. Uh uh. Okay. That's a lot. For
24. 1:02how many? Like for how many hours? 135
25. 1:05hours to unlimited hours a week. It's
26. 1:08basically 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
27. 1:10I'm sure you'll have a chance from time
28. 1:11to time to maybe just sit down here and
29. 1:13there. Yeah. Uh you mean like a break?
30. 1:15Yeah. Uh no, there are no breaks
31. 1:17available.
32. 1:19Is Is that even legal? Oh, yeah. Of
33. 1:21course. Yeah. Okay. So, like no lunch?
34. 1:23You can have lunch, but only when the
35. 1:25associate is done eating their lunch.
36. 1:28Uh, I think that's a little intense. No,
37. 1:32not possible. That's crazy. Now, this
38. 1:33position requires excellent negotiation
39. 1:36and interpersonal skill. We're really
40. 1:38looking for someone that might have a
41. 1:39degree in uh medicine, in finance, and
42. 1:42the culinary arts. You must be able to
43. 1:44wear several hats. Associate needs
44. 1:46constant attention. Sometimes they have
45. 1:48to stay up with an associate throughout
46. 1:50the night. being able to work in a
47. 1:52chaotic environment. If you if you had a
48. 1:54life, we'd ask you to sort of give that
49. 1:55life up. No vacations. In fact,
50. 1:57Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year's and
51. 1:59holidays, the workload is going to go up
52. 2:01and we demand that with with a happy
53. 2:03disposition.
54. 2:04Uh that's almost cruel. That's almost a
55. 2:08very very sick twisted joke. But when
56. 2:10there's time to sleep or Oh, no time to
57. 2:13sleep.
58. 2:15Yeah. All-encompassing almost. That's
59. 2:17exactly right. 365 days a year. Yes. No,
60. 2:20that's that's inhumane. That's that's
61. 2:23very insane. The meaningful connections
62. 2:25that you make and the the feeling that
63. 2:26you get from really helping your
64. 2:28associate are immeasurable.
65. 2:32Also, let's cover the salary. The
66. 2:34position is going to pay absolutely
67. 2:36nothing.
68. 2:37Excuse me?
69. 2:40No, nobody's doing it for free. Yeah,
70. 2:42pro bono. Completely for free. No. Oh,
71. 2:44what if I told you there's someone that
72. 2:46actually currently uh holds this
73. 2:48position right now? Billions of people,
74. 2:51actually. Who? Moms.
75. 2:54[Laughter]
76. 2:57Yeah. Yeah.
77. 3:00Moms, that's awesome.
78. 3:02[Music]
79. 3:05A
80. 3:09And they meet every requirement, don't
81. 3:11they? Wow. Oh my god. Moms are the best.
82. 3:15Yes. No pain. They're 24 hours. They're
83. 3:18always there. Now I'm thinking about my
84. 3:20mom. Yeah. And what are you thinking
85. 3:21about her? I'm thinking about all those
86. 3:22nights and everything. Thank you so much
87. 3:24for everything you do. I know it doesn't
88. 3:26seem like I appreciate all of it, but I
89. 3:28definitely do. So, Mom, I want to say
90. 3:31thank you for everything that you've
91. 3:33done. I love you very much. You've been
92. 3:35there through thick and thin.
93. 3:38[Music]
94. 3:42My mom is just awesome. She's awesome.
95. 3:45[Music]