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Was Tricked Into a Blind Date With a Paralyzed Woman — They Never Expected My Reaction — Transcript

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  1. 0:00The first thing I noticed about the
  2. 0:01woman at the corner table was not her
  3. 0:04wheelchair. It was the way she was
  4. 0:06studying my three best friends like a
  5. 0:08judge deciding which of them to sentence
  6. 0:11first. That should have been my warning.
  7. 0:14My name is Jared Whitlock. I'm 33. I
  8. 0:17repair boats in a marina in Charleston,
  9. 0:19South Carolina, and until that Friday
  10. 0:22night in June, my love life had the
  11. 0:24energy of a dinghy with no wind. Calm,
  12. 0:27drifting, occasionally bumping into a
  13. 0:30dock. My friends called it being
  14. 0:32emotionally unavailable. I called it
  15. 0:35learning from experience. Either way,
  16. 0:37when my best friend Brent texted me that
  17. 0:39afternoon, "Wear a decent shirt tonight.
  18. 0:42Trust us." I should have recognized it
  19. 0:44for what it was. Nobody who says trust
  20. 0:47us has ever meant it. The restaurant was
  21. 0:50called the Salty Pelican, a rooftop
  22. 0:53seafood place with string lights, a view
  23. 0:55of the harbor, and a menu that described
  24. 0:57every fish as responsibly adored. I
  25. 1:01walked in at 7:00 expecting a casual
  26. 1:03blind date with a woman named Ellie.
  27. 1:06That was all they'd told me. "She's
  28. 1:08funny," Brent had said. "She's smart,"
  29. 1:10Kayla added. "She's perfect for you,"
  30. 1:12said my buddy Owen, which should have
  31. 1:14disqualified the whole operation because
  32. 1:17Owen once thought my type was anyone who
  33. 1:20laughs at your jokes while holding a
  34. 1:21drink. What none of them told me was
  35. 1:24that Ellie Navarro used a wheelchair,
  36. 1:27and they definitely didn't tell me
  37. 1:28they'd come to watch. I spotted them the
  38. 1:31second I stepped onto the roof. Brent,
  39. 1:33Kayla, and Owen were crowded at the bar
  40. 1:36pretending not to look at me with all
  41. 1:37the subtlety of three pelicans trying to
  42. 1:40hide behind a lamp post. And at the
  43. 1:42table by the railing sat Ellie. She had
  44. 1:45curly dark hair pulled into a loose
  45. 1:48knot, a yellow sundress, and a pencil
  46. 1:50stuck behind one ear like she'd
  47. 1:52forgotten it was there. She looked up as
  48. 1:54I approached and her eyes landed on me
  49. 1:57with a calm, level, slightly amused
  50. 1:59expression that hit me somewhere under
  51. 2:02the ribs.
  52. 2:03"You must be Jared," she said. "I was
  53. 2:06told I must be, though I'm starting to
  54. 2:08suspect there's paperwork I wasn't
  55. 2:09allowed to read." Her mouth twitched.
  56. 2:12Good sign.
  57. 2:13I pulled out the chair across from her
  58. 2:15and sat down. Then I glanced toward the
  59. 2:17bar, where my friends suddenly became
  60. 2:19deeply fascinated by their drinks menus.
  61. 2:22Ellie followed my gaze. "Ah," she said.
  62. 2:25"They didn't tell you." "No." "About the
  63. 2:28chair?" "No." She leaned back. "And yet,
  64. 2:32you still sat down."
  65. 2:34"I was hungry." That made her laugh. Not
  66. 2:37a polite laugh, a real one, bright and
  67. 2:39sudden, the kind that changed her whole
  68. 2:41face before she could stop it. I felt it
  69. 2:44in my chest. It annoyed me a little.
  70. 2:47"I'll be honest," she said, glancing at
  71. 2:49the bread basket. "If you're only here
  72. 2:51for the carbs, I should warn you I've
  73. 2:53already claimed the good roll." "That's
  74. 2:55aggressive for a first date." "Blind
  75. 2:58date," she corrected. "Ambush," I said.
  76. 3:01"Fair."
  77. 3:02A server appeared with water and the
  78. 3:04kind of smile people use when they can
  79. 3:06sense drama and want to stay employed. I
  80. 3:09thanked her. When I looked back at
  81. 3:11Ellie, she was watching me carefully,
  82. 3:13not nervously, carefully, like my
  83. 3:15reaction mattered, but not enough for
  84. 3:17her to beg for decency.
  85. 3:19That hit me harder than I expected. I'd
  86. 3:22been on bad dates, dates where women
  87. 3:24checked their phones under the table,
  88. 3:26dates where we ran out of things to say
  89. 3:28before appetizers, but I'd never been on
  90. 3:31a date where the person across from me
  91. 3:33had been turned into an experiment, not
  92. 3:35by me, by people who claimed to love us
  93. 3:37both.
  94. 3:39I scanned the rooftop, and that's when I
  95. 3:41noticed something else. At the far
  96. 3:43corner table, behind a potted palm, sat
  97. 3:46two more people, a woman about 35 with
  98. 3:49Ellie's same dark curls and a stare that
  99. 3:52could strip paint, and a lanky guy in a
  100. 3:54baseball cap who lifted a menu in front
  101. 3:57of his face the second I looked at him.
  102. 3:59I turned back to Ellie slowly.
  103. 4:01Ellie? Yes? Do you by any chance have
  104. 4:05friends hiding behind a palm tree? Her
  105. 4:07face did something fascinating. Panic
  106. 4:10first, then guilt, then a long, slow,
  107. 4:13helpless grin.
  108. 4:15Define friends, she asked. One of them
  109. 4:18is holding a menu upside down. She
  110. 4:20closed her eyes. That's Dev. I told him
  111. 4:23not to come. And the woman who looks
  112. 4:25like she wants to arrest me? My sister,
  113. 4:28Maya. She's a prosecutor. Of course she
  114. 4:31is.
  115. 4:32I'm so sorry. She covered her face with
  116. 4:34one hand, but she was shaking with
  117. 4:36laughter. I told them I was fine. They
  118. 4:39said they'd just sit nearby in case you
  119. 4:41were, {quote} a disaster.
  120. 4:43So your friends came to see if I'd be a
  121. 4:45jerk. And yours? I looked at the bar.
  122. 4:49Brant had just dropped his fork. Kayla
  123. 4:51was wincing. Owen was staring into his
  124. 4:53drink like it could offer legal counsel.
  125. 4:56Mine came to see if I'd be a jerk, too.
  126. 4:59Ellie lowered her hand. We looked at
  127. 5:01each other, and then we both lost it. I
  128. 5:04don't know how long we laughed. Long
  129. 5:06enough that the couple at the next table
  130. 5:08turned to stare. Long enough that Ellie
  131. 5:10had to wipe tears from her eyes, and I
  132. 5:12had to put down my water glass before I
  133. 5:14dropped it. This is the stupidest night
  134. 5:17of my life, she gasped. Mine, too. We
  135. 5:20have both been betrayed by the people
  136. 5:23who love us, by our own inner circles.
  137. 5:26It's very Shakespearean. It's mostly
  138. 5:28embarrassing. Okay, what do we do? I
  139. 5:31considered, then I stood up. Where are
  140. 5:34you going? She asked. To end the show. I
  141. 5:37walked straight to the bar. Brant saw me
  142. 5:40coming and tried to smile, which was his
  143. 5:42first mistake. Jared, he said too loud.
  144. 5:45Hey, fancy seeing you here. Hi, Brent.
  145. 5:48We were just getting drinks. For 3
  146. 5:50hours? We were thirsty, said Owen
  147. 5:53weakly. Kayla winced. Okay, fine. Before
  148. 5:56you get mad. I'm not mad. You're not?
  149. 6:00I'm somewhere between mad and impressed.
  150. 6:03You managed to ambush us both at once. I
  151. 6:06crossed my arms. Here's what's going to
  152. 6:08happen. You three are going to walk over
  153. 6:10to that corner table, introduce
  154. 6:12yourselves to Ellie's friends, and then
  155. 6:14you're all going to come sit with us.
  156. 6:16We're pushing the tables together. If
  157. 6:18everyone's going to watch, they might as
  158. 6:19well eat. Silence. Then Owen said,
  159. 6:22Really? Really. You're not going to
  160. 6:25yell? I'm going to make you buy the
  161. 6:27appetizers. Kayla's eyes went soft.
  162. 6:30Jared, we didn't mean anything cruel. I
  163. 6:33know, but next time you decide I need a
  164. 6:35test, ask me first and don't use someone
  165. 6:38else to run it. Brent swallowed. Okay,
  166. 6:42that's fair. 10 minutes later, six extra
  167. 6:45chairs had been dragged across the roof
  168. 6:47and 12 people were crammed around two
  169. 6:49tables pushed together beneath the
  170. 6:51string lights, looking at each other
  171. 6:52like the survivors of a very awkward
  172. 6:54shipwreck. Maya Navarro, the sister,
  173. 6:57folded her arms and looked at me over
  174. 6:59the top of her wine glass. So, she said,
  175. 7:02you're the guy. I'm a guy. Brent says
  176. 7:06you're reliable. I repair boats. It's
  177. 7:09mostly just patience and swearing. Do
  178. 7:11you swear at women? Only when they steal
  179. 7:13my fries. She blinked. Ellie let out a
  180. 7:16strangled little snort. Maya's mouth
  181. 7:19twitched, then softened by half a
  182. 7:21degree. Uh he's fine, she announced to
  183. 7:23the table. That's the nicest thing
  184. 7:26anyone said about me all week. It's the
  185. 7:28nicest thing she's ever said about
  186. 7:30anyone, Dev said whispered. Maya threw a
  187. 7:33napkin at him. Dinner was loud, warm,
  188. 7:36and utterly ridiculous. Brent ordered
  189. 7:38the fried calamari and spilled half of
  190. 7:40it into Kayla's lap. Owen tried to
  191. 7:42explain his theory that every blind date
  192. 7:45has a 14% chance of being life-changing.
  193. 7:48And Dev, a middle school art teacher
  194. 7:50with a tattoo of a Stegosaurus on his
  195. 7:52forearm, debated him with great
  196. 7:54enthusiasm. Ellie sat beside me with her
  197. 7:57shoulder almost touching mine, quietly
  198. 7:59stealing the good roll off my plate and
  199. 8:02eating it with a look of pure triumph.
  200. 8:04At some point, while everyone was
  201. 8:06arguing about whether hushpuppies
  202. 8:08counted as a vegetable, she leaned
  203. 8:10toward me and lowered her voice. "That
  204. 8:12was a very effective compliment. I have
  205. 8:15one every few years. I'm using it
  206. 8:17wisely." She laughed, and under the
  207. 8:19table her knee bumped me, not by
  208. 8:21accident, not entirely. By 10:00, the
  209. 8:25check had been divided into 12 unfair
  210. 8:27pieces, and the tables began to empty.
  211. 8:30Brent, Kayla, and Owen each hugged
  212. 8:32Ellie, apologized to her again, and left
  213. 8:35with the expressions of men who had
  214. 8:37learned something. Dev stopped to tell
  215. 8:39me in a whisper, "If you break her
  216. 8:41heart, I'll paint a very unflattering
  217. 8:43portrait of you." Maya paused beside my
  218. 8:46chair, looked at me for a long moment,
  219. 8:48and said, "Be careful with her." "I
  220. 8:51will." "Good." She glanced at her
  221. 8:53sister. "She hates when people are
  222. 8:55careful with her, but be careful with
  223. 8:57her." I thought about that for a second.
  224. 9:00"I think I understand." "We'll see."
  225. 9:03Then it was just the two of us on the
  226. 9:04rooftop, with the harbor glowing below
  227. 9:07and string lights swaying in the warm
  228. 9:09night breeze. "Walk with me?" Ellie
  229. 9:11asked. "Always." We took the elevator
  230. 9:14down and followed the sidewalk toward
  231. 9:16the waterfront. Ellie moved easily
  232. 9:18beside me, her chair humming softly over
  233. 9:21the brick, her hands steady on the rims.
  234. 9:23The battery stretched ahead of us, old
  235. 9:26oaks draped in Spanish moss, the harbor
  236. 9:29black and silver under a pale moon.
  237. 9:31"So," she said, "do you want to ask?" "I
  238. 9:34want you to tell me what you want to
  239. 9:36tell me. She was quiet for a moment.
  240. 9:39Then she said, plainly, without any
  241. 9:41drama, "I'm paralyzed from the waist
  242. 9:43down. Three years ago, I was thrown from
  243. 9:46a horse. I was an illustrator before,
  244. 9:48and I'm an illustrator now. I just do it
  245. 9:51from a different angle." Okay. That's
  246. 9:53it? What else is there? You like horses,
  247. 9:56you draw, you steal bread. She laughed,
  248. 10:00startled and delighted. "You're
  249. 10:01strange." I get that a lot. Mostly from
  250. 10:04the stock manager. "I don't need you to
  251. 10:06be amazed by me," she said, softer now.
  252. 10:09"I don't want to be somebody's
  253. 10:11inspiration. I just want to be a person
  254. 10:13who shows up at dinner and eats the good
  255. 10:15roll."
  256. 10:16I'd like to date a person who shows up
  257. 10:18at dinner and eats the good roll. She
  258. 10:20stopped. I stopped with her. Under the
  259. 10:23yellow glow of a gas lamp, she looked up
  260. 10:25at me, her eyes bright, her lips
  261. 10:27slightly parted. Ellie Navarro, can I
  262. 10:30kiss you? She stared. Then she said,
  263. 10:33very softly, "Yes." I leaned in, slowly,
  264. 10:37giving her every chance to change her
  265. 10:39mind. She didn't. Her hand rose to my
  266. 10:42shirt, fingers curling in the collar,
  267. 10:44and when my mouth met hers, the whole
  268. 10:47harbor went quiet. It wasn't a polite
  269. 10:49first date kiss. It started gently,
  270. 10:52careful around the edges. Then she made
  271. 10:55a small sound against my lips and pulled
  272. 10:57me closer, and I forgot the restaurant,
  273. 11:00the friends, the moss swing overhead.
  274. 11:03She tasted like lemon and salt air. Her
  275. 11:06other hand slid up into my hair. My
  276. 11:09heart was doing something I'm fairly
  277. 11:10sure wasn't medically recommended. When
  278. 11:13we finally parted, she rested her
  279. 11:15forehead against mine.
  280. 11:17"Well," she whispered, "that was better
  281. 11:20than the bread."
  282. 11:22High praise.
  283. 11:23Don't let it go to your head.
  284. 11:25Too late. She laughed, kissed me once
  285. 11:28more, quick and bright, and we stayed
  286. 11:31there under the lamp, breathing each
  287. 11:33other in while the tide pushed gently
  288. 11:35against the seawall.
  289. 11:37On our second date, Ellie took me
  290. 11:39sailing. I'd assumed I'd be the one
  291. 11:41doing the teaching. I fix boats. I live
  292. 11:44on boats practically, but she texted me
  293. 11:46on Sunday morning, "Meet me at Pier 4 at
  294. 11:49noon. Wear sunscreen. Bring humility."
  295. 11:52And when I got there, she was already
  296. 11:54waiting beside a little white sailboat
  297. 11:56with an adaptive seat bolted to the
  298. 11:58cockpit.
  299. 11:59"Is this yours?" I asked. "It's the
  300. 12:02club's. I sail every Saturday." She
  301. 12:04grinned. "I'm very good. I'll try not to
  302. 12:08make you feel inadequate."
  303. 12:10"That's a threat." "It's a promise." She
  304. 12:13transferred into the boat with the
  305. 12:14practiced grace of someone who'd done it
  306. 12:16a thousand times. I climbed in behind
  307. 12:19her, trying very hard not to look like a
  308. 12:21man who'd been sailing since he was 6
  309. 12:24years old.
  310. 12:25"Where did you learn?" I asked.
  311. 12:27"A program for adaptive sailors. After
  312. 12:30the accident, I thought my life would be
  313. 12:32hospitals and ramps and people being
  314. 12:34very, very careful. And then a man named
  315. 12:38Gus put a tiller in my hand and said,
  316. 12:40'Don't be careful. Be good.'"
  317. 12:43"I like Gus." "You'd love Gus. He's 72
  318. 12:46and swears like a sailor, which is
  319. 12:49accurate."
  320. 12:50We pushed off the dock. The sea was
  321. 12:52glass, the sky enormous and blue. Ellie
  322. 12:56handled the lines with a confidence that
  323. 12:58made my pulse do cartwheels. She called
  324. 13:00out tacks and jibes like a drill
  325. 13:02sergeant. She told me my knot-tying was
  326. 13:05adequate. She absolutely out-sailed me,
  327. 13:08and I let her, and I'm fairly sure she
  328. 13:10knew.
  329. 13:11Around 3:00, she let the boat drift,
  330. 13:14tilted her face up toward the sun, and
  331. 13:16closed her eyes.
  332. 13:18"This is the only place I forget," she
  333. 13:20said quietly.
  334. 13:21"Forget what?"
  335. 13:23"That anyone's ever looked at me
  336. 13:24differently."
  337. 13:26She opened her eyes and looked at me.
  338. 13:28Out here, I'm just a sailor.
  339. 13:31You're not just anything.
  340. 13:33That's a very smooth line.
  341. 13:35It's accurate.
  342. 13:37She reached across the little cockpit
  343. 13:39and took my hand. Her palm was warm and
  344. 13:41rough from the lines.
  345. 13:43I'm scared of you, Jared.
  346. 13:46Of me?
  347. 13:47You're too easy. She laughed shakily.
  348. 13:50The last man I dated was very kind, very
  349. 13:53gentle, very careful. He talked to me
  350. 13:56like I was made of glass and I couldn't
  351. 13:58breathe.
  352. 13:59I'm not made for glass handling. I break
  353. 14:02things for a living.
  354. 14:04I noticed that about your forearms.
  355. 14:07You've been looking at my forearms?
  356. 14:09Don't let it go to your head.
  357. 14:11Too late.
  358. 14:12She smiled, but then her face grew
  359. 14:14serious.
  360. 14:16I can't promise I'll be easy. I get
  361. 14:18frustrated, I get tired. Some days I
  362. 14:21don't want to talk about it and some
  363. 14:23days I want to talk about nothing else.
  364. 14:25I need to know you won't leave when it
  365. 14:27gets inconvenient.
  366. 14:29I took a long moment. Wind snapped at
  367. 14:32the sail. Water slapped the hull.
  368. 14:35Ellie, I said, I once repaired a 30-ft
  369. 14:39sloop that someone had run into a bridge
  370. 14:41twice. It took me 4 months. Everybody
  371. 14:44said, "Scrap it." I said, "It's just a
  372. 14:47boat with a hole in it."
  373. 14:49I looked at her.
  374. 14:50I'm not saying you're a boat.
  375. 14:52Thank you for clarifying.
  376. 14:54I'm saying I don't leave when things get
  377. 14:56inconvenient. I fix things. I hold them
  378. 14:59steady and you don't need fixing, but
  379. 15:02I'd like to hold steady anyway.
  380. 15:05Her eyes filled.
  381. 15:07That might be the nicest thing anyone's
  382. 15:09ever said to me.
  383. 15:11I have one every few years.
  384. 15:13Use it wisely. I just did.
  385. 15:17She laughed, wiped her eyes, and kissed
  386. 15:19me right there in the middle of
  387. 15:21Charleston Harbor while the boat spun
  388. 15:23lazily in a slow circle, and a seagull
  389. 15:26watched us with open disapproval.
  390. 15:28The weeks that followed were the
  391. 15:30happiest of my life. We learned each
  392. 15:32other all over again, the way you learn
  393. 15:34a harbor, where the shallows are, where
  394. 15:36the currents run. She learned I hummed
  395. 15:39when I was nervous and made terrible
  396. 15:41coffee. I learned she sang along to the
  397. 15:43radio and always got the lyrics wrong.
  398. 15:46We argued about who was worse at
  399. 15:47parallel parking. We argued about whose
  400. 15:50turn it was to do dishes, and the
  401. 15:51arguments always ended the same way,
  402. 15:53with her laughing, or me pulling her
  403. 15:56into my lap, or the two of us tangled up
  404. 15:58on the couch with her sketchbook on my
  405. 16:00knee, and my head against her shoulder.
  406. 16:03She drew me once while I was asleep, a
  407. 16:05tiny pencil sketch of a man with salt in
  408. 16:08his hair and a screwdriver in his
  409. 16:10pocket. She wrote underneath, "The Boat
  410. 16:13Guy. Mine."
  411. 16:15I kept it in my wallet.
  412. 16:17Not everything was easy. There was the
  413. 16:19night we went to a new tapas place that
  414. 16:21listed itself as fully accessible and
  415. 16:24turned out to have a ramp so steep Ellie
  416. 16:27nearly rolled backward into a planter.
  417. 16:29There was the afternoon a stranger at
  418. 16:31the farmers market patted her on the
  419. 16:33head and told her she was so brave being
  420. 16:36out. There was the morning she woke up
  421. 16:39angry at the whole world, and I didn't
  422. 16:41try to fix it. I just made coffee, sat
  423. 16:44on the edge of the bed, and said, "I'm
  424. 16:46here. I'm not going anywhere. Tell me
  425. 16:48when you want to talk."
  426. 16:50She stared at me for a long moment, then
  427. 16:53she took my hand.
  428. 16:54"That's exactly what I needed."
  429. 16:57"What?"
  430. 16:58"For you not to say anything smart."
  431. 17:01"I'm learning." "You're doing great."
  432. 17:04The night I realized I was in love with
  433. 17:05her, we were sitting on her back porch
  434. 17:07watching fireflies drift across the
  435. 17:09lawn. She had a sketchbook open on her
  436. 17:12lap, drawing the light as it blinked in
  437. 17:14and out between the trees. I was holding
  438. 17:16a glass of sweet tea I'd forgotten to
  439. 17:18drink. She hummed something under her
  440. 17:20breath, half a song always off-key.
  441. 17:24I watched her, the way her tongue poked
  442. 17:26out when she concentrated, the smudge of
  443. 17:29charcoal along her wrist, the way she
  444. 17:31laughed quietly at nothing, just because
  445. 17:34the evening was beautiful.
  446. 17:36Ellie.
  447. 17:37Mhm?
  448. 17:38I love you.
  449. 17:40Her pencil stopped. The fireflies kept
  450. 17:42blinking. She turned her head slowly,
  451. 17:45and I saw her eyes go wide, then bright,
  452. 17:47then wet.
  453. 17:49"You don't have to say that," she said,
  454. 17:51a tremor in her voice.
  455. 17:53"I know."
  456. 17:55"You've only known me for 2 months."
  457. 17:57"I know that, too."
  458. 17:59"What if you change your mind?"
  459. 18:01"I've never been more sure of anything."
  460. 18:04I set down my glass. "I'm not saying it
  461. 18:06because of the chair, or the courage, or
  462. 18:09the sailing. I'm saying it because you
  463. 18:11steal my fries and bully my plant
  464. 18:13houses, and you make me want to be
  465. 18:15honest before I'm ready, and because the
  466. 18:17first thing I noticed about you wasn't
  467. 18:19the chair, it was that you looked at my
  468. 18:21friends like you were deciding who to
  469. 18:23sentence first."
  470. 18:25She laughed, and a tear slipped down her
  471. 18:27cheek.
  472. 18:28"That was Maya's idea."
  473. 18:31"I know."
  474. 18:32"I'm in love with you, too," she
  475. 18:34whispered. "I've been trying not to say
  476. 18:36it for 3 weeks."
  477. 18:38"Why?"
  478. 18:39"Because I didn't want to scare you
  479. 18:41off."
  480. 18:42"Ellie Nevero, I'm very, very hard to
  481. 18:45scare."
  482. 18:46"You were terrified at the restaurant."
  483. 18:49"I was hungry at the restaurant."
  484. 18:51She dropped the sketchbook, took my face
  485. 18:53in both hands, and kissed me. Fireflies
  486. 18:56drifted around us like tiny lanterns,
  487. 18:58and I thought with perfect clarity, "Oh,
  488. 19:01there you are."
  489. 19:03Our friends took longer to forgive each
  490. 19:05other than we took to forgive them. Maya
  491. 19:07and Brent, it turned out, had a lot in
  492. 19:09common. They both believed deeply that
  493. 19:12they were protecting people they loved.
  494. 19:14They both had a tendency to organize
  495. 19:16other people's lives. At the first 4th
  496. 19:18of July barbecue we hosted, I watched
  497. 19:20the two of them stand by the grill and
  498. 19:22argue for 20 minutes about the proper
  499. 19:24way to cook corn. And by the end, they
  500. 19:27were splitting a beer and laughing like
  501. 19:28old friends. Kayla and Dev bonded over a
  502. 19:31shared obsession with cheap thrift store
  503. 19:34paintings. Owen apologized to Ellie once
  504. 19:36more, then asked if she'd draw his dog.
  505. 19:39She did. He cried.
  506. 19:41At one point that night, Maya cornered
  507. 19:43me by the cooler.
  508. 19:45"Shh, I owe you an apology." She said.
  509. 19:48"For what?"
  510. 19:49"For being rude, for hiding behind a
  511. 19:51palm tree, for assuming you were going
  512. 19:53to hurt my sister."
  513. 19:55"You were protecting her."
  514. 19:57"I was controlling her. There's a
  515. 19:59difference." I sighed. "Ellie's been
  516. 20:01through hell. I've spent 3 years wanting
  517. 20:04to wrap her in bubble wrap. She spent 3
  518. 20:06years politely asking me to stop."
  519. 20:09"She told me."
  520. 20:11"She tells everyone." Maya's mouth
  521. 20:13twitched. "She also told me last week
  522. 20:15that you're the first man who treats her
  523. 20:17like a person who happens to use a chair
  524. 20:20instead of a chair who happens to be a
  525. 20:21person."
  526. 20:23I thought about that.
  527. 20:25"That's the nicest thing anyone said
  528. 20:27about me."
  529. 20:28"Don't let it go to your head."
  530. 20:30"Too late."
  531. 20:32She smiled. "Welcome to the family,
  532. 20:34Jared."
  533. 20:36A year after the ambush at the Salty
  534. 20:37Pelican, almost to the night, I took
  535. 20:40Ellie back to the rooftop. Same string
  536. 20:42lights, same view of the harbor, same
  537. 20:45corner table, though this time no one
  538. 20:47was hiding behind the palm tree. I'd
  539. 20:49checked. She wore the yellow sundress. I
  540. 20:52wore a decent shirt. We were both
  541. 20:54laughing before the bread arrived.
  542. 20:56"You know what I realized?" She said,
  543. 20:58tearing the good roll in half and
  544. 21:00handing me the bigger piece.
  545. 21:02"What?"
  546. 21:03"This is the first time I've ever ever
  547. 21:05on a date with someone I wasn't afraid
  548. 21:07of.
  549. 21:08I'm a little afraid of you. Good. You
  550. 21:10should be.
  551. 21:12I reached across the table and took her
  552. 21:13hand. Her thumb brushed my knuckles.
  553. 21:16Around us, the rooftop buzzed with soft
  554. 21:18conversation and clinking glasses. A
  555. 21:21band was setting up in the corner,
  556. 21:22tuning their guitars.
  557. 21:25Ellie, I said, I need to tell you
  558. 21:27something.
  559. 21:28Is it about the role?
  560. 21:30It's partially about the role.
  561. 21:32I reached into my pocket and pulled out
  562. 21:34a small box. Not velvet, a little
  563. 21:37hand-carved cedar one with a sailboat on
  564. 21:39the lid. I'd spent 3 weeks making it in
  565. 21:42the back of the boatyard, sanding it
  566. 21:44until my fingers bled.
  567. 21:46Ellie went completely still.
  568. 21:48A year ago, I said, my friends tricked
  569. 21:51me into a blind date to test my
  570. 21:53reaction. They thought they were testing
  571. 21:56me. They had it exactly backwards.
  572. 21:59I opened the box. Inside lay a simple
  573. 22:01gold band, and beside it, a tiny brass
  574. 22:04compass. You didn't need to be tested.
  575. 22:07You were already the best thing that
  576. 22:09ever happened to me. I was just busy
  577. 22:11hiding behind a menu to notice.
  578. 22:14Her hand flew to her mouth. Tears
  579. 22:16spilled down her cheeks.
  580. 22:18Yes, she said. Obviously yes. You
  581. 22:22absolute pelican, yes.
  582. 22:25I slid the ring on her finger. The
  583. 22:27entire rooftop, sensing a moment,
  584. 22:29erupted in applause. From behind a
  585. 22:31potted palm on the far side of the roof,
  586. 22:34four people stood up cheering, tears
  587. 22:36streaming down their faces. Maya, Dev,
  588. 22:40Brent, Kayla, and Owen, holding a bottle
  589. 22:43of champagne and sobbing so hard he
  590. 22:45couldn't open it.
  591. 22:46You said no one was hiding, Ellie
  592. 22:48shouted, laughing. I said I'd checked. I
  593. 22:52didn't say I'd won.
  594. 22:54She threw her arms around my neck and
  595. 22:56kissed me so hard the chair rolled
  596. 22:58backward a foot. I caught the armrest,
  597. 23:01laughing against her mouth, and the band
  598. 23:03started playing something old and slow,
  599. 23:06and the harbor glittered beneath us like
  600. 23:08a spilled box of coins.
  601. 23:11We got married the following spring on
  602. 23:13the deck of the little sailboat Ellie
  603. 23:15had learned to steer, anchored in the
  604. 23:17harbor at sunset. Gus, the 72-year-old
  605. 23:21sailing instructor, officiated and swore
  606. 23:24twice in the vows. Maya gave a toast
  607. 23:27that began, "I once hid behind a plant
  608. 23:30to spy on this man." and ended with her
  609. 23:32sobbing into Dev's shoulder. Brent,
  610. 23:35Kayla, and Owen stood up in matching
  611. 23:38blue ties and apologized again publicly
  612. 23:41to a dock full of strangers, and Ellie
  613. 23:44told them they were forgiven if they
  614. 23:45cleaned the boat.
  615. 23:47At the end of the night, we sat on the
  616. 23:49bow with our feet hanging over the side,
  617. 23:52the sky turning pink and gold, the water
  618. 23:55rocking us gently.
  619. 23:57Ellie rested her head on my shoulder.
  620. 24:00Do you ever think about how close we
  621. 24:02came to missing it?
  622. 24:04Every day.
  623. 24:06If you'd walked out that night,
  624. 24:08I was hungry.
  625. 24:10If you'd treated me like a charity case,
  626. 24:13you'd have thrown the roll at me. I
  627. 24:15really would have.
  628. 24:17I kissed the top of her head. We got
  629. 24:19lucky.
  630. 24:20We got chosen, she said. I smiled, and
  631. 24:25for the first time in my life, I wasn't
  632. 24:27drifting at all.
  633. 24:30So, now I'm curious. What would you have
  634. 24:32done if your friends tricked you into a
  635. 24:34blind date to test your reaction, and
  636. 24:37the woman across the table turned out to
  637. 24:39be the best thing that ever happened to
  638. 24:41you? Would you have walked out or sat
  639. 24:44down and asked for the good roll? Have
  640. 24:47you ever been surprised by a first date?
  641. 24:49Tell me your story in the comments. I
  642. 24:51read every single one. And if this story
  643. 24:54made you smile, hit the like button,
  644. 24:56subscribe to the channel, and I'll see
  645. 24:58you in the next one.

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