مامان جدید پیدا کردیم 👩🦱😍 — Transcript
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- 0:02Mom, I’m in pain. My stomach is a
- 0:06mess, my gut is blocked, I’m going
- 0:08crazy. I feel terrible. Can you give me
- 0:13some herbal tea or a pill or something?
- 0:17>> What do you mean your stomach is a mess
- 0:19? The house toilet is full from you
- 0:21being in there so much. Get out of this
- 0:24house, I don’t want you anymore!
- 0:26>> Damn you, Farnood, for this scenario.
- 0:28>> Fine, Mom, fine. I’m leaving this
- 0:31house. Since it’s like this, I’ll
- 0:33go find a new mom. You’re a good mom,
- 0:36you’re fine, but I’m going there.
- 0:39She’ll take care of me. Plus, I have
- 0:42an older sister and a brother, brother
- 0:44Farnood.
- 0:44>> Go on then, let’s see what you do. Go
- 0:47!
- 0:47>> Okay, Mother dear, look, I’m leaving.
- 0:49My value in this house...the toilet...
- 0:51forget it, I won’t go in this toilet
- 0:53anymore. I go every day, now I want to
- 0:56see if that husband of hers has a bad
- 0:58stomach too. Father, I want to see if
- 1:01two people can work on one toilet.
- 1:03I’m going somewhere else. I won’t
- 1:06stay where people threaten me. Goodbye.
- 1:09>> Look Mom, Amirzad kicked me out, Ali
- 1:11Khorsand cursed at me, Reza said he
- 1:13doesn't want to see my face anymore.
- 1:16I’m taking the first bus...What? Is
- 1:18it really that natural? Are you serious
- 1:20, you don’t want me anymore? So
- 1:22you’re comfortable there? Fine, no
- 1:25problem, that’s all that was missing
- 1:27—for my family to just give up on me.
- 1:29Fine, fine. Most cinematic intro in
- 1:31history!
- 1:34>> Hessam?
- 1:35>> Farnood, did you become homeless?
- 1:37>> We have to make a movie, our YouTube
- 1:39videos are a thing of the past, you
- 1:40know.
- 1:41>> Sit down, Hessam. I want to take you
- 1:44with me; I know your pain. You ran away
- 1:46from home, and I don't have a home at
- 1:48all.
- 1:49>> I don't even want our home anymore.
- 1:51>> It’s been years since I've been with
- 1:53a family or in a home.
- 1:55>> God damn you, Ali Zoodi.
- 1:57>> That’s our motto. I know your pain,
- 1:59I’ll take you exactly where you want
- 2:00to go.
- 2:01>> Sit, sit. There’s trash under your
- 2:03feet.
- 2:03>> Brother, your scrap metal?
- 2:05>> Get in.
- 2:06>> You know I buy these from you for 2,000
- 2:08tomans per kilo.
- 2:09>> I turned on the AC. Your mom wouldn't
- 2:11turn on the AC for you, but I did.
- 2:12>> My mom used to make the best food for
- 2:14me, but she got tired. I'm 27.
- 2:17>> My stomach is also a mess. What is this
- 2:19, Farnood? Your mom saw this and told
- 2:22you smoking is bad. I told you 1,500
- 2:24times on stream, why are you smoking?
- 2:27>> You tried to pull a fast one? No, not
- 2:29at all, because I’m not into this
- 2:31stuff. It belongs to another YouTuber.
- 2:33>> Bravo! We picked up a YouTuber last
- 2:35night. Damn you, you anonymous YouTuber
- 2:37.
- 2:37>> Look, let me tell you something. Now
- 2:39our mom doesn’t want us. What’s
- 2:41your reason?
- 2:43>> I’m immoral.
- 2:44>> I...
- 2:44>> am rude.
- 2:45>> My stomach and gut are ruined.
- 2:46>> Oh, so your personality is good?
- 2:48>> My personality is bad too.
- 2:49>> Bravo. What is good about you?
- 2:51>> I...
- 2:51>> nothing.
- 2:52>> I have some good qualities that can't
- 2:54be mentioned.
- 2:56>> We shouldn't go to our new family
- 2:58empty-handed, right?
- 3:00>> Farnood?
- 3:00>> We need to buy something.
- 3:01>> Who is that family? Let me know.
- 3:03>> That’s the best family on YouTube,
- 3:05Pars.
- 3:05>> Just don’t go empty-handed. I’m
- 3:07going to the square, up higher to the
- 3:08square, to get flowers.
- 3:09>> Let’s get flowers.
- 3:10>> The same place you got flowers for
- 3:12Ghazal? Shut your mouth!
- 3:13>> Even Ghazal dumped you.
- 3:14>> I mean, look, my mom, after Ghazal,
- 3:16everyone has dumped on us.
- 3:18>> Sir, let me make one point. Before this
- 3:20, smoking is really bad. Mom, I want
- 3:22Winston Ultra.
- 3:23>> You human...
- 3:24>> Let’s get this for her so she knows
- 3:25we’re...a mess.
- 3:26>> That one with the fox tail, well, it's
- 3:28no use to us.
- 3:29>> I like this baby's breath better than
- 3:31these. It's...
- 3:31>> It's not baby's breath, it's something
- 3:33else. The shop owner...we've been here
- 3:35before.
- 3:36>> He said let's get a flower that will
- 3:37make her happy when she sees it.
- 3:40>> Dad is very kind, he's talented at
- 3:42everything.
- 3:43>> This is perfect for her.
- 3:44>> Wow.
- 3:45>> Take this flower. We want to buy
- 3:47flowers for everyone, I'm starting to
- 3:49feel ashamed.
- 3:50>> Why?
- 3:50>> Because I'd like to buy flowers for my
- 3:52real mom right now too.
- 3:53>> We...
- 3:54>> At the first opportunity, I'll buy
- 3:55flowers for my mom and for your mom.
- 3:57>> Don't buy flowers for my mom.
- 3:59>> Aunt...
- 4:00>> Please don't mention my mom or my aunt
- 4:02on your channel at all.
- 4:04>> Nothing more, just go pay for this, I
- 4:06really have no time.
- 4:09>> Guys, this bouquet; well guys, we
- 4:11shouldn't go empty-handed so our new
- 4:13mom accepts us. A bouquet for 1 million
- 4:18Tomans! Honestly guys, everything has
- 4:20become expensive. I mean, if I weren't
- 4:23buying this for my new mom, who is only
- 4:25my mom today, and was buying it for a
- 4:27young lady, it was a good price. And
- 4:31there is a pure disaster always with me
- 4:33named Sam-Sano, who I hope one day...
- 4:36>> Why did you hit my dear father just now
- 4:38?
- 4:38>> Because we might find a new father in
- 4:40the next video.
- 4:40>> Well, do you want to take this same one
- 4:42for my father?
- 4:43>> We'll put this in water.
- 4:44>> What's that other one?
- 4:45>> Boy or girl?
- 4:46>> Well, why didn't we get mom? Isn't she
- 4:48mom?
- 4:48>> It doesn't matter, boy or girl is
- 4:50what's important because I want to...
- 4:51>> But the flower is beautiful, the new
- 4:53family of Persian YouTube.
- 4:55>> They like your family, I like it too.
- 4:57>> Your mom is truly a decent person.
- 4:59>> The new mom we're supposed to get today
- 5:02, yes, really...
- 5:02>> Take this, you.
- 5:04>> This is me today, I'm scared, the new
- 5:06mom...
- 5:09>> I'm scared of my future, God...Mom is
- 5:11kind, mom...Mom is now with the best
- 5:14female content creator of 2025 onwards
- 5:16who is supposed to be our mother.
- 5:21>> Hello.
- 5:22>> Madam, you go, we...
- 5:24>> Please, you opened the door, very...
- 5:26>> Please, just tell your mother to come,
- 5:28we...my mother.
- 5:30>> We made a deal with Mom-Zari, a deal of
- 5:32love and affection. Hello, Mom dear.
- 5:35>> Mom dear.
- 5:35>> Mom dear, this flower is for you, I'd
- 5:38sacrifice myself for you.
- 5:39>> I'd sacrifice myself for you, Mom dear.
- 5:42We are in the house of love and
- 5:43affection of Mom and Parastoo.
- 5:45>> Mom Parastoo, sorry, Mom Zari, it was a
- 5:48mistake, may God forgive me.
- 5:50>> I made a mistake, mix all these with...
- 5:52there are so many dolls here in the
- 5:54playground, I don't have dolls.
- 5:56>> I think Parastoo got them all out of
- 5:58that thing with these claws at the park
- 6:00.
- 6:00>> Mom Zari is both our mother and our
- 6:02father.
- 6:02>> She is our father today.
- 6:04>> And she has to choose today whether she
- 6:05wants to live with us or with you.
- 6:07>> Yes, boy or girl, here...take
- 6:09everything from these.
- 6:11>> Just for...
- 6:13>> Tell her mom said she gets very angry,
- 6:15she went out with a lady named Ghazal.
- 6:19>> You're lying.
- 6:20>> Her video came out, Mom, 10 K...
- 6:22>> I came out of the house because of my
- 6:24stomach, these are my pills, like me.
- 6:26>> I brought my pills.
- 6:27>> These are your pills? This is all for
- 6:29your stomach?
- 6:30>> Yes.
- 6:31>> My mom said I can't have you in the
- 6:32house anymore. Farnood, his mom is a
- 6:35bit unhappy with him because of his
- 6:37behavior, because he's a handful.
- 6:40>> Farnood, I found my new toy. It's just
- 6:42as crooked as my life. Look, brother,
- 6:45this sword is split in half.
- 6:47>> Mom, do you have glue?
- 6:48>> Stop making a mess in the house, Mom.
- 6:50>> Mom, do you have glue?
- 6:52>> If you give orders, I'll beat you. I
- 6:54don't even have hands myself.
- 6:55>> Let me act this out here, the atomic
- 6:57lighter.
- 6:58>> Dad, I want to glue it.
- 7:00>> Shame on you.
- 7:01>> Mom, give it a go.
- 7:03>> You just got here and you're doing this
- 7:04? Do you want me to be your mom?
- 7:06>> Mom!
- 7:07>> No way!
- 7:08>> Mom, forgive me. Mom, mom, we promise,
- 7:11wait a minute, we promise to do your
- 7:13shopping. Give us a list.
- 7:15>> Mom, give us a shopping list. You'll
- 7:18have a good shop if you listen to me.
- 7:21>> Otherwise, look, I know Mom.
- 7:25>> Mom Zari put that real sword on the
- 7:27balcony. Three pizzas.
- 7:29>> Mom dear, let's buy a pumpkin for
- 7:30Halloween; it's coming up.
- 7:32>> Should we eat it or keep it for decor?
- 7:34>> Let's decide.
- 7:34>> No, we'll do both, eat it and keep it
- 7:36for decor.
- 7:37>> In the north, pumpkin is called Koyi.
- 7:39>> I want to lie down for a bit; my
- 7:41stomach...
- 7:43>> Mom dear, Mom.
- 7:47>> My kids, go do your shopping, come on,
- 7:49hurry up, don't be lazy. Kids, we have
- 7:51work to do. Dear, we're going, we'll be
- 7:54back.
- 7:54>> This is a straight gut.
- 7:55>> Dad, his gut is generally a bit...
- 7:57>> He has no guts.
- 7:58>> His situation...we're gone, go.
- 8:00>> Dad, suppose.
- 8:01>> My dear brother.
- 8:02>> The only people who don't change us and
- 8:04don't change themselves are really
- 8:06Uncle Safar and Jafar.
- 8:07>> Look, Safar, we want to promote.
- 8:09Honestly, I...
- 8:11>> Farnood, I didn't really like these
- 8:13balls on the asphalt.
- 8:14>> Look, I dunk the ball, get on the
- 8:16motorcycle, and escape. I don't give it
- 8:18up. I stay here, bulk seeds, come on
- 8:21Hesam, brother, the same one,,
- 8:23let's think, yes, we say blab.
- 8:25>> Well, entering the territory again.
- 8:27>> Safar-land.
- 8:29>> The rule of the Safarians is there.
- 8:31Safarians, Mr. Safar the Great is there
- 8:34.
- 8:34>> Three pizzas.
- 8:35>> Mom said in the list: pizza, three
- 8:37pizzas.
- 8:38>> Mom, because we bought pre-made pizza
- 8:40money.
- 8:40>> We'll put this in the microwave. What
- 8:42about ice cream?
- 8:43>> Mom loves ice cream. She eats ice cream
- 8:45at night when she wants to watch the
- 8:47news.
- 8:47>> Well.
- 8:48>> Farnood, I want 70 chicken nuggets.
- 8:50It's pink. Your gut isn't responding
- 8:53anymore.
- 8:53>> Wow, wow, Farnood, I got this.
- 8:56>> Sir!
- 8:56>> It's delicious. I can eat and sleep
- 8:58here for the next 3 years.
- 9:00>> I know, 3 years? You can eat, sleep,
- 9:02and consume here for the next 30 years.
- 9:05Safar dear, Mother ordered us.
- 9:07>> Sir, look at this. Walnut powder, 440.
- 9:10>> Brother, no one buys this anymore now.
- 9:13>> Brother, everything has gotten
- 9:14expensive.
- 9:15>> I said I'd get a bit friendly with
- 9:16Safar and the others just to take these
- 9:18two or three seeds. Safar, estimate the
- 9:21price, I'll take a soda too, 1 toman.
- 9:23>> Dad, Mom didn't give us money.
- 9:25>> Go get Mom's card, it's broken.
- 9:27>> Farnood, today I want to be a 3-
- 9:29year-old. I want to activate my inner
- 9:31child. Brother, mentally we are less
- 9:34than a 3-year-old.
- 9:35>> Look, cancel the mom part, go back.
- 9:37>> We drink with water, so we won't get
- 9:39soda at all. Look, Mom said soda is bad
- 9:41, she's diabetic, Mom.
- 9:42>> No, pizza without soda doesn't work.
- 9:44Farnood, should I say we don't get
- 9:46fruit?
- 9:46>> Fruit is expensive.
- 9:47>> Fruit, bro, fruit and pizza together
- 9:49rot in your stomach. For my mom, count
- 9:51this in, we've been ripped off again.
- 9:53>> It’s the same stuff, you’re just
- 9:55ripping us off.
- 9:55>> From what year? 406 or 407, 5, just
- 9:58this year.
- 9:59>> It should be 406.
- 10:00>> Isn't it 406 right now?
- 10:02>> It's 45, 404, I'm...
- 10:04>> 400 tomans didn't even pass, these guys
- 10:06are really loaded. Don't give me my
- 10:08money, this is my channel's last video.
- 10:10No, thanks a lot, damn it.
- 10:12>> The weather is so good today, I want to
- 10:13...
- 10:14>> They really want to rip us off with the
- 10:15goods.
- 10:15>> I'll buy the fruit for Mom, let's go.
- 10:17>> Bro, you're our brother too, after all,
- 10:19you have to spend on sister Parastoo.
- 10:21>> Mom Zari is both of our mom, well.
- 10:24>> Well.
- 10:24>> You also have to have some expenses,
- 10:26some income, do something.
- 10:27>> Bro, if I don't help with household
- 10:29expenses, who will?
- 10:30>> Bro, we got kicked out of the house, we
- 10:32used to go to Parisa and Ali Agha's
- 10:34place, now what? We found a new mom, my
- 10:36mom will be sad if the video...
- 10:38>> It doesn't matter if my mom gets sad,
- 10:40listen, this is for making money, it's
- 10:42not important at all.
- 10:43>> You're doing this for the video.
- 10:44>> I mean, if there wasn't a video, Mom
- 10:46Zari...
- 10:47>> No, I really love her, a legend for her
- 10:49integrity.
- 10:49>> I regret buying anything for the house.
- 10:51>> No, go, go get the bananas, go get them
- 10:53.
- 10:53>> Bro, I'm not spending, I'm stuck in
- 10:55this crap as it is.
- 10:56>> I'm telling you, I have 8 tomans in my
- 10:57account, go get bananas.
- 10:58>> This is great, take this and get it.
- 11:00>> Hi, Mr. Emad. We're filming, is that
- 11:02okay? Mr. Emad is one of the good
- 11:05shopkeepers in the area and always
- 11:07brings fresh, quality goods.
- 11:10>> Advertising the local guys.
- 11:12>> We've totally, see, we've shared the
- 11:14bread and salt of friendship, we're
- 11:16always advertising the local guys, Mr.
- 11:18Emad, with Hesam's permission, bro.
- 11:20>> I paid with the card.
- 11:21>> He bought a pumpkin for our mom and
- 11:23gave it to us.
- 11:24>> At your service.
- 11:24>> For Halloween.
- 11:25>> I'm taking from my own mouth for the
- 11:27family, but at your service.
- 11:28>> Your flag is held high, Mr. Emad. We
- 11:31spoke politely, I'm your servant, Mr.
- 11:33Emad. Thank you, you're a gem.
- 11:35>> 514.
- 11:36>> Uncle, 514?
- 11:37>> Come on, bro, haven't had a banana in 6
- 11:39months.
- 11:40>> Come on, uncle, don't tease me, did you
- 11:41really say that?
- 11:42>> Bro.
- 11:43>> Dude, screw that, why should I spend
- 11:45400,000 tomans on bananas for the
- 11:47family? I don't want to. About 100
- 11:49tomans, 400 tomans, the banana has
- 11:51become...
- 11:53>> The monkey eats 20 bananas a day, I
- 11:54don't want to buy one banana...
- 11:56>> I'm really sorry, this kid...
- 11:59>> Uncle, I'm not upset with you, I swear,
- 12:01it's this situation that the monkey has
- 12:03.
- 12:03>> He eats 10 bananas a day, but the cost
- 12:05...
- 12:05>> He eats 20 bananas a day, I've had
- 12:07three bananas in 3 years.
- 12:08>> This is the pain of society, with your
- 12:10permission, sir, I'm your servant.
- 12:12>> Seeing the economic situation now, I'm
- 12:14turned off from marriage.
- 12:15>> I get tired of the economic situation
- 12:17just looking at you. Sir, I got a
- 12:19refund, I want to get married even with
- 12:21this economy.
- 12:23>> Great, I support you.
- 12:25>> On the condition that Hesam...
- 12:26>> Half an hour before that, well.
- 12:29>> Let's go to Mom and give her the
- 12:30shopping list she gave us to see if she
- 12:32gives us a grade or not.
- 12:33>> Hello, Mom dear.
- 12:34>> We got them, guys.
- 12:36>> Mom dear, I don't want you to be my
- 12:38mother anymore, nor do I want to be the
- 12:39head of the household.
- 12:41>> 500,000 Tomans, Mom? Three or four bags
- 12:44and one pumpkin?
- 12:45>> That's just how it is. What did you
- 12:47think? How do we men survive?
- 12:49>> I don’t want to be the man of the
- 12:50house. Why should all the burdens be on
- 12:52a man's shoulders?
- 12:53>> Mom, if you do that one more time,
- 12:54watch, I’ll split it right in half.
- 12:57>> For years there was no man, all the
- 12:58weight was on us. We keep saying this,
- 13:01why don't we have listening ears?
- 13:03>> Sir, Mom Zari suffered, and you became
- 13:06so rude.
- 13:07>> Mom Zari had a pumpkin.
- 13:08>> One of these pumpkins is for decoration
- 13:10, we want to make it for Halloween, and
- 13:12we'll eat the other.
- 13:12>> This one with the...
- 13:13>> No, this is for decor.
- 13:15>> This little one is for food. This one
- 13:17is perfect to put things on, let's
- 13:18decorate it. With Mom Zari's permission
- 13:21, she has one too, haha.
- 13:22>> Mom is a queen.
- 13:23>> She has everything.
- 13:24>> Our queen of Iran.
- 13:25>> Thank God, just this one day for me,
- 13:27otherwise...
- 13:28>> Sister Parastoo, I have a sister who
- 13:30isn't in Iran right now. Come, she
- 13:32understands me better, friends, let her
- 13:34spend the day with them.
- 13:36>> What are you saying? You, move aside.
- 13:38>> I know you've been aging Mom Zari for
- 13:4040 years.
- 13:41>> He said this Parastoo is being
- 13:43ridiculous, screaming and screeching.
- 13:45>> Parastoo, right now, after lunch, right
- 13:47now...
- 13:48>> We have to go to school tomorrow. Now,
- 13:50it means at the same time our mom
- 13:52changed, well...
- 13:54>> We are trash, we...
- 13:55>> Our age changed too. Stop making that
- 13:58sound, Fereydoon.
- 13:59>> Brother, I have...you’re not doing
- 14:00anything, you’re just talking
- 14:02nonsense around the house.
- 14:03>> Brother, I said don't make noise, I'm
- 14:05nervous, I'm crazy, I'll break the
- 14:07glass and bring everything down.
- 14:09>> This is exactly the truth about Hesam,
- 14:12having a boy named Hesam.
- 14:14>> How many times did I say don't jump on
- 14:15each other? Oh, or...
- 14:17>> Oh oh, Dad.
- 14:18>> You got hit by Mom's slipper.
- 14:19>> Sorry.
- 14:20>> I am famous for my slipper shots.
- 14:22>> God.
- 14:23>> Mom, if the mental hospital comes right
- 14:25now, Hesam...
- 14:26>> Yes.
- 14:28>> Actually, I saw it badly, suddenly you
- 14:30saw...
- 14:31>> Mom, seriously?
- 14:33>> Put on your childhood toys, Seringer.
- 14:36>> Mom, I'm...
- 14:37>> You’re such a sinner, brother, dad.
- 14:39>> Put on your mask.
- 14:40>> He’s a sinner.
- 14:41>> The only mask you need to wear is for
- 14:43the potholes on your face.
- 14:44>> Let me put on the mask, Hesam, we want
- 14:46to play now.
- 14:47>> Let’s play.
- 14:49>> Sir, I’m saying I don't want to play
- 14:50with you.
- 14:51>> Since I was a kid, my dream was to put
- 14:53on...
- 14:53>> I don't want to play with you, you
- 14:55understand? Go play with your sister.
- 14:58>> I’m crazier, he’s crazy.
- 15:00>> Guys, what’s going on with you?
- 15:02>> I actually want to go play with
- 15:03Parastoo’s computer. You piece of...
- 15:06>> What?
- 15:06>> What, back?
- 15:07>> Friends, guys...You two are my boys.
- 15:11>> We, back...he insulted me.
- 15:12>> Brother, your back is huge.
- 15:14>> Huge or not, I really wanted to live
- 15:16here for a week. The PS5 she has,
- 15:18Parastoo just said they brought it,
- 15:20I’ll take it. We just said they
- 15:23brought it, we almost died, its goal
- 15:25was filled.
- 15:27>> We died and came back to life.
- 15:30>> I want to slim down my chubby parts. I
- 15:33slimmed down my love handles once, but
- 15:35they came back in two weeks.
- 15:38>> Yes, child.
- 15:39>> You shouldn't do that anymore.
- 15:41>> My love handles are a problem, meaning
- 15:43the fat comes there first. I get dizzy,
- 15:45we sleep...
- 15:46>> Pillow, put a pillow, it became...
- 15:48>> Come, come, come, son, come, come.
- 15:51>> Thank you, Mom, read a story, dear.
- 15:54>> God, look at the situation. La la...
- 15:57>> Mom, seriously don't read this, I’ll
- 15:59cry, no joke, I’m saying why this...
- 16:01>> I am sensitive to lullabies.
- 16:03>> Well my love, boys are sweet, you have
- 16:05to coddle them.
- 16:07>> Are boys weak or are girls weak, look
- 16:09at them, ماشاالله they are
- 16:11strong, what a time we're living in,
- 16:12man, he's joking.
- 16:14>> Farnood, Farnood, tell Mom not to sing
- 16:16a lullaby.
- 16:17>> Mom, tell the story of...
- 16:19>> The story of Hasani.
- 16:20>> Hasani who went into the forest...
- 16:22>> Don't make it up, my mom didn't do
- 16:23these things for me.
- 16:24>> Mom dear, look, when I sang a lullaby,
- 16:27I felt bad and started crying.
- 16:29>> Please, no lullabies.
- 16:30>> That's because you're an abnormal
- 16:32person, bravo.
- 16:33>> You have a problem.
- 16:34>> Oh, I have seven or eight problems.
- 16:36>> Guys, the next video is "Mom Zari
- 16:39solved my problems."
- 16:40>> Man, on that account, I can live with
- 16:42ten creatures, don't say Hasani.
- 16:45>> Call me a lazy person, call me the
- 16:47laziest.
- 16:50>> Man, you have such a voice.
- 16:53>> Look, this is so if you talk back, you
- 16:55get a hit on that head of yours.
- 16:58>> My grandmother really used to hit us
- 17:00like that.
- 17:01>> Mom is young, why are you...
- 17:03>> No, Mom, I'm saying this behavior...
- 17:05>> They've gotten sleepy.
- 17:07>> Honestly, they got sleepy here, I know,
- 17:09they came here on the excuse of wanting
- 17:11to film a video, and they've just
- 17:13flopped down here. Watch out for the
- 17:16gas in your stomach, if one of us farts
- 17:18, it's gone...
- 17:19>> Look, if we fart, it’s gone into the
- 17:22air, brother, this thing...
- 17:24>> It's a shame, this.
- 17:26>> That little bit of its beard is a
- 17:27cannonball here, give me those two
- 17:29knives.
- 17:30>> I'll give it to you to decorate for
- 17:32Halloween, I want it to have two eyes
- 17:34and a mouth.
- 17:35>> My dad was really into pumpkins.
- 17:36>> I really like it now, oh my bad.
- 17:39>> Right now it's okay, but with him it's
- 17:40very...
- 17:41>> This is very showy, he puts its nose
- 17:43like this, it's crooked.
- 17:46>> I’m crooked myself.
- 17:47>> Let me start first.
- 17:48>> Yeah, look at the shape of the eyes and
- 17:50mouth.
- 17:51>> This is a Japanese eye...
- 17:52>> The eye should be a little bit
- 17:53elongated like this.
- 17:54>> Give it to me, give it to me, I'll fix
- 17:56it, I want to do it myself, oval, oval.
- 17:58>> What is this, bro? That's not an eye
- 18:00anymore, but it'll turn out good.
- 18:01>> It turned out good, this is one eye.
- 18:03>> The other eye is on this side of the
- 18:05house.
- 18:05>> Brother, what are you doing?
- 18:07>> No, it's losing the shape of an eye,
- 18:08it's become like a belly button. The
- 18:12nose should...
- 18:12>> You've become like a belly button, what
- 18:14are you?
- 18:14>> It's a belly button, Hesam's is so big
- 18:16you could really catch fish in it.
- 18:18>> The nose is fine now, man.
- 18:20>> No, the nose is fine, now its mouth,
- 18:21you have an eight-shaped one.
- 18:23>> Mom.
- 18:23>> What are you laughing at?
- 18:24>> He's talented, you know.
- 18:26>> Why don't you work?
- 18:28>> It's true I scold Hesam, but he has a
- 18:29talent for these things that he doesn't
- 18:31have.
- 18:32>> For these silly tasks.
- 18:35>> It's fine now, just a little bit its
- 18:37nose, oh.
- 18:38>> Cut it into four pieces with that same
- 18:41knife, no, not too much.
- 18:42>> It's good.
- 18:43>> Warm.
- 18:43>> Color, I just realized your skin color
- 18:45is pumpkin-colored.
- 18:46>> Bring the sauce, Pari, what use is it?
- 18:48>> It's your sons 'day.
- 18:51>> Its eye is very sunken, like it has an
- 18:53eye infection, you've got an infection.
- 18:55>> Make this one a little bit, sink it in,
- 18:57this one too, sink this part in, there
- 19:00it is.
- 19:00>> This one is sunken, look.
- 19:01>> Eyes.
- 19:02>> Its hole is blocked.
- 19:03>> Yeah, I'm saying it's not my problem,
- 19:05we...
- 19:06>> Here you go.
- 19:07>> Kids, once you've eaten, you have to
- 19:08sweep, it's very hot underneath.
- 19:10>> Once you've eaten, sweep.
- 19:12>> We can't.
- 19:12>> As you wish.
- 19:13>> It's very hot underneath.
- 19:14>> Who said you can't?
- 19:15>> Parastoo, it was Parastoo.
- 19:17>> Who was it you said? I messed up.
- 19:22>> Mom is alive, Mom don't hit, let me...
- 19:24I'll hit, let me...
- 19:26>> Mom, thanks, what did you make?
- 19:30>> I'll sweep, it's done.
- 19:32>> It's only hot at the bottom.
- 19:33>> Sit down, you wretch, you sit down and
- 19:36eat too.
- 19:36>> There won't be enough for me, these two
- 19:38are here, sit down and eat.
- 19:40>> She hits everyone, really, between...
- 19:42>> There's no difference between a girl
- 19:44and a boy for anyone who wants to be my
- 19:46child.
- 19:46>> Mom-Zari's fairness, really, count on
- 19:48it, eat.
- 19:49>> This is for me, nobody touch this.
- 19:51>> Eat, it's gotten cold, eat, eat, eat,
- 19:54dear.
- 19:54>> She's finally quiet, once the food
- 19:56arrived, like they say, if you bring a
- 19:58dog to the food, it just eats—no
- 20:00offense intended.
- 20:02>> Mommy, I'll put all your trash in the
- 20:04bin, just where is the trash bin?
- 20:07>> Thanks, it's just a bit of a long walk,
- 20:09sorry, she says.
- 20:10>> Yeah, it's at the end of the alley, my
- 20:12son.
- 20:12>> Go.
- 20:14>> No, brother.
- 20:15>> Mr. Ehsan has never done these things
- 20:18in his life, Mommy.
- 20:19>> I'm not doing it for you at all.
- 20:22>> If I could do anything, I would've put
- 20:23it in a bag.
- 20:24>> Parisa.
- 20:25>> Parisa.
- 20:26>> Who is Parisa?
- 20:27>> Parisa is...
- 20:30>> Parisa is my real sister, she's not you
- 20:33, I want to go to my own mom, I'm tired
- 20:35of...I don't like it, you're bitter,
- 20:37this bin, this trash bag was bigger
- 20:39than the metal trash can, I can't.
- 20:43>> First kids, let's go over here,
- 20:45something...
- 20:45>> Mom, I want ice cream.
- 20:47>> Mom, I want this one too.
- 20:48>> You talk nonsense, more.
- 20:50>> Tomorrow, a suitor is coming for your
- 20:52sister, we have a reputation, who wants
- 20:54to come suitoring...
- 20:55>> Who would be stupid enough to come
- 20:56suitoring? Well, finally...
- 20:59>> Maybe a rock will fall from the sky
- 21:01onto your head, go inside to get
- 21:02shampoo, we'll be ready the day after
- 21:04tomorrow, tonight he's coming, we're
- 21:06not...Mommy wants to give ice cream,
- 21:08we're going for ice cream, dear.
- 21:10>> What do you want?
- 21:10>> Local butter, I just saw it and said
- 21:12let's get local butter for breakfast in
- 21:14the morning.
- 21:14>> Are we even here in the morning? You're
- 21:16going back to Rasht.
- 21:17>> I saw local butter.
- 21:18>> Mom, I've chosen, I want pistachio milk
- 21:20, Mom, pick a flavor for the rest of
- 21:21you.
- 21:21>> I like pistachio.
- 21:22>> Get one for your brother too, what do
- 21:24you want?
- 21:24>> Brother.
- 21:25>> Brother.
- 21:26>> I don't have a brother.
- 21:27>> You are really good for nothing.
- 21:29>> You're good, brother, you didn't buy
- 21:31anything for sister Parastoo.
- 21:33>> Parastoo dear, what are you eating?
- 21:35>> Brother, I don't want to pick, pick it
- 21:37up, come on, you're being coy here by
- 21:38the fridge.
- 21:39>> For God's sake, stop for a minute, it's
- 21:41my video, for God's sake don't, I get
- 21:43upset.
- 21:43>> Dad, now the bread...
- 21:45>> It doesn't matter, but it's my video,
- 21:47she gets upset, for God's sake.
- 21:48>> Mom.
- 21:49>> Mom, don't do this.
- 21:50>> Mom, for God's...
- 21:51>> Mom, don't.
- 21:52>> Mommy, Mommy.
- 21:53>> Get out of here.
- 21:54>> Mom-Zari became the best mom in the
- 21:56world.
- 21:56>> The worst mom in the world.
- 21:58>> You talk nonsense, I'll kick you in the
- 22:00face.
- 22:00>> Brother, I'm always at odds with
- 22:02everyone; if I see your suitor tomorrow
- 22:04, Parastoo, I'll hang him by his pants,
- 22:06I'm buying local eggs. You have to make
- 22:08potato patties (kuku). Brother, is she
- 22:11...
- 22:11>> Your servant, Parastoo.
- 22:13>> She's our sister now, anyway.
- 22:15>> Your sister is our sister.
- 22:17>> Are you opening it for me?
- 22:18>> No, a girl must...
- 22:19>> I'll open it then.
- 22:20>> You bought the good comments here,
- 22:22right?
- 22:25>> She realized that a suitor is coming
- 22:27for her sister, so she won't let us
- 22:29take it anymore, I want to get married,
- 22:31look at this dowry, it's clean, you can
- 22:33sit on it and eat.
- 22:36>> Still, but death and all that, but you
- 22:38won't find anyone to love you, whoever
- 22:40comes into your life will love your
- 22:42money.
- 22:45>> As you're eating, let's exercise too.
- 22:48>> Yes, sorry Mom, let's pass on this
- 22:50trash can because Hesam himself is
- 22:52enough of a trash can. Mom, I'm serious
- 22:56, we made a mistake; we should've
- 22:58invested in some other creatures.
- 23:01>> He's fifteen minutes behind me.
- 23:02>> It's your mom's command.
- 23:03>> Why should my mom call you?
- 23:05>> Your mom called me and said not to hang
- 23:06out with Mom Zari.
- 23:08>> You're fifteen minutes behind your
- 23:09group.
- 23:10>> Give me that.
- 23:11>> Mom, if I see any nonsense, I swear...
- 23:15>> You ungrateful brat.
- 23:18>> Mom, give us the broom, come on.
- 23:22>> I'm tired of this chasing around and
- 23:24whatever.
- 23:25>> Sir, I'll be there in two minutes, get
- 23:27up.
- 23:28>> I'm on the couch, I'm not on the floor
- 23:29at all.
- 23:30>> I'm sleeping with my doll.
- 23:32>> I love serving Mom Zari, but your
- 23:34service never works out, God. This is
- 23:40so...what is this, be...
- 23:42>> Do you know what time it is now? Hesam,
- 23:44get over there.
- 23:48>> You just swept, and now you're doing
- 23:49this stuff?
- 23:50>> Ali Zodiak's size, I'm really sorry.
- 23:53>> Dad, you haven't given me any peace.
- 23:56Your sons are cleaning and sweeping,
- 23:58and you're just acting up for me.
- 24:01>> It's a lot of fun, really. Sorry, Mom.
- 24:03>> See how the girls get stressed? This
- 24:06was your doll, right? Yes, in this...
- 24:09>> Sir, I’ve had this doll for a long
- 24:11time with...
- 24:12>> It’s really captured your memories.
- 24:14>> Sir, no...
- 24:15>> Don't take it, Faran.
- 24:16>> He grabbed the drawer.
- 24:17>> Don't take it, leave it, give it a
- 24:19minute, Khan's stuff.
- 24:20>> Now, lately...
- 24:21>> Still...
- 24:22>> Hesam.
- 24:24>> It’s getting to be a lot, no.
- 24:26>> This bear is a Valentine's bear. Who
- 24:28gave this to you? Who brought it into
- 24:29the house anyway?
- 24:30>> Go open the window.
- 24:32>> Dad, friend.
- 24:33>> This is the last one.
- 24:34>> Mom, for God's sake, they'll break it.
- 24:37>> Sorry, I’ll put it back in its place.
- 24:39>> Don't, don't, Faran, don't, don't.
- 24:42>> Don't, Mom, don't hit.
- 24:43>> Don't.
- 24:44>> Dear Faran.
- 24:45>> See, really, if...
- 24:47>> Did you do your lessons? Did you write
- 24:48your homework? Did you write your
- 24:50assignments?
- 24:51>> Did you write your assignments? It's
- 24:54getting late now. That bastard was on
- 24:56this project.
- 24:57>> He was about to tear the photo.
- 24:59>> Sir, come on Hesam, ugh, this Benyamin
- 25:01project.
- 25:02>> Yes, he had it for us too.
- 25:04>> You want to write your homework in a
- 25:05notebook? Yes, and the costs have gone
- 25:08up.
- 25:08>> They even gave us correction fluid.
- 25:10>> Since you have many children now, this
- 25:12green color means...
- 25:13>> This one is also spotted.
- 25:14>> Yes, this.
- 25:16>> Write your homework, come on.
- 25:18>> Let me just say, in the name of God.
- 25:21>> In the name of God.
- 25:23>> I today...
- 25:24>> Imam.
- 25:25>> I today...
- 25:26>> I today...
- 25:26>> I today...
- 25:28>> Wrote.
- 25:29>> Write it, come on.
- 25:32>> From the city of Constantinople and
- 25:34Damghan—Constantinople is wrong; you
- 25:36don't study in class.
- 25:39>> What is this Constantinople, your aunt?
- 25:42What is this human shedding its skin?
- 25:46The line is collapsing.
- 25:48>> Write Damghan, let me see which one he
- 25:50writes with.
- 25:50>> Damghan, Damghan.
- 25:52>> In Damghan.
- 25:53>> Where are my glasses? YouTube.
- 25:55>> He's scared. Why do I do this? He jumps
- 25:57. Why?
- 25:58>> Dad, I want to write a love letter.
- 26:00>> Say, dear Faran.
- 26:02>> Why is he walking like that? Why is he
- 26:04walking like that? Why can't you learn
- 26:07nicely from your brother? You wretch,
- 26:09like this...
- 26:10>> I am not someone to be humiliated; I've
- 26:12been humiliated so much, these words
- 26:14won't make me a person, I have to...
- 26:17>> Become a person, this...
- 26:18>> Mom, I’ve become a person, I swear to
- 26:20God I have.
- 26:21>> Greetings to the dear person of the
- 26:23world, Uncle Soheil.
- 26:25>> Write it for your uncle.
- 26:26>> Well done.
- 26:28>> And Benyamin and Niloofar wrote it.
- 26:32>> And dear Benyamin and Ms. Niloofar.
- 26:35>> Niloofar.
- 26:36>> Dear aunt-in-law, dear Niloofar.
- 26:38>> And...
- 26:39>> Damn Mahshad, uh...
- 26:42>> What are you doing?
- 26:44>> Why are they doing that to my friends?
- 26:46Put a period, fix your hands, fix your
- 26:48hands, hit it, well done.
- 26:51>> And Ali Zodias, may he be cursed.
- 26:55>> A curse upon the building where Ali
- 26:56Zodias is.
- 26:59>> Didn't you tell the guy that he was a
- 27:00jerk?
- 27:02>> Actually, he takes after his crappy
- 27:04father, he takes after his father.
- 27:07>> Dad, I meant, I meant the other father,
- 27:10dad.
- 27:10>> Now the context is something else, a
- 27:12different father, a different kid.
- 27:14>> A curse upon Parastoo.
- 27:17>> What?
- 27:17>> What?
- 27:18>> Parastoo is making mistakes, man.
- 27:21>> No, Parastoo has a child, something is
- 27:24wrong.
- 27:24>> Greetings.
- 27:25>> The one walking like an ant.
- 27:26>> To Babak and Vin.
- 27:28>> Arian.
- 27:29>> Greetings to Hashem.
- 27:32>> Greetings to Hashem, bro, he wrote it
- 27:34well, look here, don't mess it up.
- 27:37>> A heart.
- 27:38>> I love you to bits.
- 27:39>> And Parastoo.
- 27:41>> Hoping for remarriage.
- 27:43>> Who?
- 27:45>> Remarriage for those who...
- 27:48>> Have no companion or helper.
- 27:50>> Have no companion or helper.
- 27:51>> He says, cheers to...
- 27:53>> The soldier who...
- 27:55>> Goes for his memory, but comes and goes
- 27:58.
- 27:58>> Which age?
- 27:59>> But he comes and goes and sees.
- 28:01>> This heart and MomZari.
- 28:03>> Heart.
- 28:04>> Why didn't you write anything for your
- 28:05sister?
- 28:06>> A curse upon...
- 28:07>> A curse upon anyone who litters in this
- 28:09place, Parastoo and Pari.
- 28:10>> I’ll sign it, let's go.
- 28:11>> Let me give a grade, dad, come here kid
- 28:13.
- 28:13>> Dad, dad, give a pink one, with pink.
- 28:15>> Mom gave me 18, in your...
- 28:17>> Where 18? This is 14, 13.
- 28:19>> Mom, give this one a 20 too, or he'll
- 28:21grow up with a complex in society, try
- 28:23hard.
- 28:23>> Practice.
- 28:24>> Well, he got a complex, poor mom.
- 28:26>> Here now, I say he won't do it.
- 28:28>> Well done, it won't happen now, my boy,
- 28:30so don't argue with mom, I say don't
- 28:32argue.
- 28:32>> Mom dear, let this one be, don't be...
- 28:36>> Mom, we want to go out and eat, what
- 28:38should we eat?
- 28:39>> Let's go eat, dad.
- 28:40>> Guys, MomZari's speed is now comparable
- 28:43to Mbappe's, she's always 15-20 meters
- 28:45ahead of us in the race, really the
- 28:47most active, come on mom, come on,
- 28:49that's what I was saying, your speed is
- 28:51now comparable to Mbappe and Vinicius,
- 28:54may I sacrifice myself for you.
- 28:56>> Dad, I'm an athlete from the old days.
- 28:58>> You're doing great, just like us.
- 29:00>> Sit with your brother, sit with your
- 29:01brother on this chair.
- 29:03>> Ehsan, come, they recognized our
- 29:05brother.
- 29:05>> Sit, brother.
- 29:06>> What kind of fun is this for kids?
- 29:08>> Well, look, while you're eating, honey,
- 29:10you do...
- 29:10>> Also, in a minute I've brought bananas,
- 29:12you have to eat the banana too.
- 29:13>> Come take my ice cream.
- 29:14>> Hit it gently, aha, look, brother knows
- 29:16how.
- 29:17>> Learn, I’m with you, dear.
- 29:18>> Let me, give this sword, give the sword
- 29:20, bro.
- 29:21>> Now MomZari, was this the content, that
- 29:23we came to the park?
- 29:24>> This is my content, mom, you two, no,
- 29:26not now, your matchmaking is good.
- 29:28>> Have some shame, speak to her properly,
- 29:31you scoundrel.
- 29:31>> What are you saying now?
- 29:32>> Monkey, this banana is truly more
- 29:34valuable to him than giving it to Hesam
- 29:36, mom, I want to play football.
- 29:38>> Who wants to tell us, dad, let's go
- 29:40play football?
- 29:40>> Let's go, some of these gadgets, you
- 29:42don't want any of them anymore, the
- 29:44spinner?
- 29:44>> Come.
- 29:45>> My son.
- 29:46>> We want to play.
- 29:47>> The kids want to play football with you
- 29:48.
- 29:48>> What are the teams?
- 29:49>> Look, don't look at their size, they've
- 29:51grown up.
- 29:51>> Their game is actually good.
- 29:52>> Their minds.
- 29:53>> This.
- 29:54>> Everyone has it now.
- 29:55>> He said he insulted you, come, come.
- 29:57>> A storm started, you want to exercise?
- 29:59Come, come, come here, boy.
- 30:01>> Well, don't hold back on the field,
- 30:03don't tackle until the end, you'll
- 30:04break your legs, what's your name?
- 30:06>> I'm Amir Ali.
- 30:06>> Amir Ali, Sina, and that one is Zaker,
- 30:09what? Zagros, Ehsan, don't shoot so it
- 30:11goes into the street, Hesam.
- 30:13>> Hesam, pass to me too.
- 30:14>> Well done.
- 30:15>> Hesam, pass to me.
- 30:17>> I was about to mess up, Zagros, pass it
- 30:19.
- 30:19>> Pass to me too, pass to me.
- 30:21>> Hessam lost the ball, Hessam looks like
- 30:23he just came from the office, man, with
- 30:24a bag. Amir Ali, what about the soccer
- 30:26players? Who was on my team?
- 30:29>> Parastoo, what are you doing here? Mom
- 30:32Zari, why are you on the field?
- 30:34>> Guys, where is the goal? Where is the
- 30:35goal?
- 30:36>> Mom Zari has come onto the field.
- 30:37>> My goal, I have no goal at all.
- 30:39>> Man, remember that wrestler whose mom
- 30:41came onto the mat and started beating
- 30:43him up? Oh my God.
- 30:44>> Excuse me, go ahead.
- 30:45>> Who is with me?
- 30:46>> Get it, get it, run!
- 30:47>> Don't go over there, they're smoking
- 30:49hookah, that's the Azadi field over
- 30:51there.
- 30:51>> Come, come, don't go there, come here.
- 30:53>> Mom, they won't let me score a goal.
- 30:55These guys, our teammates, come on kids
- 30:57.
- 30:57>> Kids, why did you go into the garden?
- 30:59The garden, seriously...
- 31:01>> She went into the garden to get it out,
- 31:03kids, well done.
- 31:04>> Well.
- 31:04>> Kids, soccer is a good sport.
- 31:06>> She was a soccer player.
- 31:08>> I really was a soccer player, well.
- 31:10>> Now I've come to the park with you, but
- 31:11I'm playing.
- 31:12>> Let it be finished.
- 31:13>> Yes, they are all stars. This video
- 31:16will be uploaded to YouTube, you know
- 31:18the YouTubers, right?
- 31:19>> Kids, I'm really happy, but I have to
- 31:21go, I have work to do with my mom and
- 31:22the others.
- 31:23>> With my mom and the rest, you guys are
- 31:25stars, you're my loves.
- 31:26>> Goodbye.
- 31:26>> Take care of yourselves.
- 31:28>> Dad, let's go, Mom, let's go, kids,
- 31:30let's go.
- 31:30>> Have some shame.
- 31:31>> Come on then, come on.
- 31:33>> Mom dear.
- 31:33>> Yes, dear?
- 31:36>> This sword in our hands, Mom Zari was
- 31:38holding it in a way as if Hessam and I
- 31:40were two sheep.
- 31:41>> No, please.
- 31:42>> I love you, may I be sacrificed for you
- 31:44.
- 31:44>> Yes, in return for your services.
- 31:46>> You are very beautiful and...
- 31:49>> Go inside.
- 31:51>> Dad, Mom Zari, let's go inside to shop,
- 31:53I don't want you to be bothered, I
- 31:54don't want you to spend money, brother.
- 31:57>> Don't yell at Mom, you...
- 32:00>> You yelled at Mom with...What?
- 32:05>> Mommy.
- 32:06>> Could you please, for Parastoo, buy her
- 32:08something? Ma'am, give her something so
- 32:12our dear sister Parastoo...
- 32:14>> A marriage proposal......
- 32:15>> is coming up, can I...
- 32:17>> Look what she chose.
- 32:18>> What is this? What kind of name...
- 32:20>> How beautiful.
- 32:21>> Farnood dear.
- 32:22>> Yes?
- 32:23>> Pay for it.
- 32:24>> Finally.
- 32:24>> No, it's expensive.
- 32:26>> Dad, buy this. Ma'am, please pay for
- 32:28this, pay for this, Ma'am.
- 32:30>> No, no.
- 32:31>> Dad, go outside, take this outside,
- 32:33from the lady...
- 32:34>> Thank you very much, guys.
- 32:35>> No, it was just a joke.
- 32:37>> She doesn't believe it, this was a
- 32:39prank, now she's annoyed.
- 32:40>> She can't believe it, you teased her so
- 32:42much, now we're being kind to her.
- 32:43>> Go on then, go shopping.
- 32:45>> Thank you, it won't work.
- 32:47>> Mr. Soap, Uncle Soap, leave the soap
- 32:50alone.
- 32:51>> Come to us.
- 32:52>> Ma'am, I am really grateful to you,
- 32:54whatever you ask of someone, they go to
- 32:56you.
- 32:57>> Yeah.
- 32:57>> Now that you said that, let me hit you,
- 33:00wow, your nonsense in front of us...
- 33:02>> Does she want a beating for saying that
- 33:04? Lunch...
- 33:04>> No, no, he's coming, he's coming.
- 33:07>> Really thank you, it was a lot of fun,
- 33:09honestly guys, beautiful content.
- 33:11>> My best experience of the past week.
- 33:14>> Something broke in the neighborhood.
- 33:16>> High five.
- 33:17>> High five already, oh.
- 33:20>> High five, what was that for, you jerk?
- 33:23>> Learn from this, do a...
- 33:26>> The new crew, blank...
- 33:28>> This new crew.
- 33:30>> Thanks a lot.
- 33:31>> I don't know how to do that, I only
- 33:33know up to here.
- 33:34>> Thanks to the people of Iran.
- 33:36>> Goodbye, kids.
- 33:37>> Goodbye. I was swinging along minding
- 33:47my business.
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