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  1. 0:02Mom, I’m in pain. My stomach is a
  2. 0:06mess, my gut is blocked, I’m going
  3. 0:08crazy. I feel terrible. Can you give me
  4. 0:13some herbal tea or a pill or something?
  5. 0:17>> What do you mean your stomach is a mess
  6. 0:19? The house toilet is full from you
  7. 0:21being in there so much. Get out of this
  8. 0:24house, I don’t want you anymore!
  9. 0:26>> Damn you, Farnood, for this scenario.
  10. 0:28>> Fine, Mom, fine. I’m leaving this
  11. 0:31house. Since it’s like this, I’ll
  12. 0:33go find a new mom. You’re a good mom,
  13. 0:36you’re fine, but I’m going there.
  14. 0:39She’ll take care of me. Plus, I have
  15. 0:42an older sister and a brother, brother
  16. 0:44Farnood.
  17. 0:44>> Go on then, let’s see what you do. Go
  18. 0:47!
  19. 0:47>> Okay, Mother dear, look, I’m leaving.
  20. 0:49My value in this house...the toilet...
  21. 0:51forget it, I won’t go in this toilet
  22. 0:53anymore. I go every day, now I want to
  23. 0:56see if that husband of hers has a bad
  24. 0:58stomach too. Father, I want to see if
  25. 1:01two people can work on one toilet.
  26. 1:03I’m going somewhere else. I won’t
  27. 1:06stay where people threaten me. Goodbye.
  28. 1:09>> Look Mom, Amirzad kicked me out, Ali
  29. 1:11Khorsand cursed at me, Reza said he
  30. 1:13doesn't want to see my face anymore.
  31. 1:16I’m taking the first bus...What? Is
  32. 1:18it really that natural? Are you serious
  33. 1:20, you don’t want me anymore? So
  34. 1:22you’re comfortable there? Fine, no
  35. 1:25problem, that’s all that was missing
  36. 1:27—for my family to just give up on me.
  37. 1:29Fine, fine. Most cinematic intro in
  38. 1:31history!
  39. 1:34>> Hessam?
  40. 1:35>> Farnood, did you become homeless?
  41. 1:37>> We have to make a movie, our YouTube
  42. 1:39videos are a thing of the past, you
  43. 1:40know.
  44. 1:41>> Sit down, Hessam. I want to take you
  45. 1:44with me; I know your pain. You ran away
  46. 1:46from home, and I don't have a home at
  47. 1:48all.
  48. 1:49>> I don't even want our home anymore.
  49. 1:51>> It’s been years since I've been with
  50. 1:53a family or in a home.
  51. 1:55>> God damn you, Ali Zoodi.
  52. 1:57>> That’s our motto. I know your pain,
  53. 1:59I’ll take you exactly where you want
  54. 2:00to go.
  55. 2:01>> Sit, sit. There’s trash under your
  56. 2:03feet.
  57. 2:03>> Brother, your scrap metal?
  58. 2:05>> Get in.
  59. 2:06>> You know I buy these from you for 2,000
  60. 2:08tomans per kilo.
  61. 2:09>> I turned on the AC. Your mom wouldn't
  62. 2:11turn on the AC for you, but I did.
  63. 2:12>> My mom used to make the best food for
  64. 2:14me, but she got tired. I'm 27.
  65. 2:17>> My stomach is also a mess. What is this
  66. 2:19, Farnood? Your mom saw this and told
  67. 2:22you smoking is bad. I told you 1,500
  68. 2:24times on stream, why are you smoking?
  69. 2:27>> You tried to pull a fast one? No, not
  70. 2:29at all, because I’m not into this
  71. 2:31stuff. It belongs to another YouTuber.
  72. 2:33>> Bravo! We picked up a YouTuber last
  73. 2:35night. Damn you, you anonymous YouTuber
  74. 2:37.
  75. 2:37>> Look, let me tell you something. Now
  76. 2:39our mom doesn’t want us. What’s
  77. 2:41your reason?
  78. 2:43>> I’m immoral.
  79. 2:44>> I...
  80. 2:44>> am rude.
  81. 2:45>> My stomach and gut are ruined.
  82. 2:46>> Oh, so your personality is good?
  83. 2:48>> My personality is bad too.
  84. 2:49>> Bravo. What is good about you?
  85. 2:51>> I...
  86. 2:51>> nothing.
  87. 2:52>> I have some good qualities that can't
  88. 2:54be mentioned.
  89. 2:56>> We shouldn't go to our new family
  90. 2:58empty-handed, right?
  91. 3:00>> Farnood?
  92. 3:00>> We need to buy something.
  93. 3:01>> Who is that family? Let me know.
  94. 3:03>> That’s the best family on YouTube,
  95. 3:05Pars.
  96. 3:05>> Just don’t go empty-handed. I’m
  97. 3:07going to the square, up higher to the
  98. 3:08square, to get flowers.
  99. 3:09>> Let’s get flowers.
  100. 3:10>> The same place you got flowers for
  101. 3:12Ghazal? Shut your mouth!
  102. 3:13>> Even Ghazal dumped you.
  103. 3:14>> I mean, look, my mom, after Ghazal,
  104. 3:16everyone has dumped on us.
  105. 3:18>> Sir, let me make one point. Before this
  106. 3:20, smoking is really bad. Mom, I want
  107. 3:22Winston Ultra.
  108. 3:23>> You human...
  109. 3:24>> Let’s get this for her so she knows
  110. 3:25we’re...a mess.
  111. 3:26>> That one with the fox tail, well, it's
  112. 3:28no use to us.
  113. 3:29>> I like this baby's breath better than
  114. 3:31these. It's...
  115. 3:31>> It's not baby's breath, it's something
  116. 3:33else. The shop owner...we've been here
  117. 3:35before.
  118. 3:36>> He said let's get a flower that will
  119. 3:37make her happy when she sees it.
  120. 3:40>> Dad is very kind, he's talented at
  121. 3:42everything.
  122. 3:43>> This is perfect for her.
  123. 3:44>> Wow.
  124. 3:45>> Take this flower. We want to buy
  125. 3:47flowers for everyone, I'm starting to
  126. 3:49feel ashamed.
  127. 3:50>> Why?
  128. 3:50>> Because I'd like to buy flowers for my
  129. 3:52real mom right now too.
  130. 3:53>> We...
  131. 3:54>> At the first opportunity, I'll buy
  132. 3:55flowers for my mom and for your mom.
  133. 3:57>> Don't buy flowers for my mom.
  134. 3:59>> Aunt...
  135. 4:00>> Please don't mention my mom or my aunt
  136. 4:02on your channel at all.
  137. 4:04>> Nothing more, just go pay for this, I
  138. 4:06really have no time.
  139. 4:09>> Guys, this bouquet; well guys, we
  140. 4:11shouldn't go empty-handed so our new
  141. 4:13mom accepts us. A bouquet for 1 million
  142. 4:18Tomans! Honestly guys, everything has
  143. 4:20become expensive. I mean, if I weren't
  144. 4:23buying this for my new mom, who is only
  145. 4:25my mom today, and was buying it for a
  146. 4:27young lady, it was a good price. And
  147. 4:31there is a pure disaster always with me
  148. 4:33named Sam-Sano, who I hope one day...
  149. 4:36>> Why did you hit my dear father just now
  150. 4:38?
  151. 4:38>> Because we might find a new father in
  152. 4:40the next video.
  153. 4:40>> Well, do you want to take this same one
  154. 4:42for my father?
  155. 4:43>> We'll put this in water.
  156. 4:44>> What's that other one?
  157. 4:45>> Boy or girl?
  158. 4:46>> Well, why didn't we get mom? Isn't she
  159. 4:48mom?
  160. 4:48>> It doesn't matter, boy or girl is
  161. 4:50what's important because I want to...
  162. 4:51>> But the flower is beautiful, the new
  163. 4:53family of Persian YouTube.
  164. 4:55>> They like your family, I like it too.
  165. 4:57>> Your mom is truly a decent person.
  166. 4:59>> The new mom we're supposed to get today
  167. 5:02, yes, really...
  168. 5:02>> Take this, you.
  169. 5:04>> This is me today, I'm scared, the new
  170. 5:06mom...
  171. 5:09>> I'm scared of my future, God...Mom is
  172. 5:11kind, mom...Mom is now with the best
  173. 5:14female content creator of 2025 onwards
  174. 5:16who is supposed to be our mother.
  175. 5:21>> Hello.
  176. 5:22>> Madam, you go, we...
  177. 5:24>> Please, you opened the door, very...
  178. 5:26>> Please, just tell your mother to come,
  179. 5:28we...my mother.
  180. 5:30>> We made a deal with Mom-Zari, a deal of
  181. 5:32love and affection. Hello, Mom dear.
  182. 5:35>> Mom dear.
  183. 5:35>> Mom dear, this flower is for you, I'd
  184. 5:38sacrifice myself for you.
  185. 5:39>> I'd sacrifice myself for you, Mom dear.
  186. 5:42We are in the house of love and
  187. 5:43affection of Mom and Parastoo.
  188. 5:45>> Mom Parastoo, sorry, Mom Zari, it was a
  189. 5:48mistake, may God forgive me.
  190. 5:50>> I made a mistake, mix all these with...
  191. 5:52there are so many dolls here in the
  192. 5:54playground, I don't have dolls.
  193. 5:56>> I think Parastoo got them all out of
  194. 5:58that thing with these claws at the park
  195. 6:00.
  196. 6:00>> Mom Zari is both our mother and our
  197. 6:02father.
  198. 6:02>> She is our father today.
  199. 6:04>> And she has to choose today whether she
  200. 6:05wants to live with us or with you.
  201. 6:07>> Yes, boy or girl, here...take
  202. 6:09everything from these.
  203. 6:11>> Just for...
  204. 6:13>> Tell her mom said she gets very angry,
  205. 6:15she went out with a lady named Ghazal.
  206. 6:19>> You're lying.
  207. 6:20>> Her video came out, Mom, 10 K...
  208. 6:22>> I came out of the house because of my
  209. 6:24stomach, these are my pills, like me.
  210. 6:26>> I brought my pills.
  211. 6:27>> These are your pills? This is all for
  212. 6:29your stomach?
  213. 6:30>> Yes.
  214. 6:31>> My mom said I can't have you in the
  215. 6:32house anymore. Farnood, his mom is a
  216. 6:35bit unhappy with him because of his
  217. 6:37behavior, because he's a handful.
  218. 6:40>> Farnood, I found my new toy. It's just
  219. 6:42as crooked as my life. Look, brother,
  220. 6:45this sword is split in half.
  221. 6:47>> Mom, do you have glue?
  222. 6:48>> Stop making a mess in the house, Mom.
  223. 6:50>> Mom, do you have glue?
  224. 6:52>> If you give orders, I'll beat you. I
  225. 6:54don't even have hands myself.
  226. 6:55>> Let me act this out here, the atomic
  227. 6:57lighter.
  228. 6:58>> Dad, I want to glue it.
  229. 7:00>> Shame on you.
  230. 7:01>> Mom, give it a go.
  231. 7:03>> You just got here and you're doing this
  232. 7:04? Do you want me to be your mom?
  233. 7:06>> Mom!
  234. 7:07>> No way!
  235. 7:08>> Mom, forgive me. Mom, mom, we promise,
  236. 7:11wait a minute, we promise to do your
  237. 7:13shopping. Give us a list.
  238. 7:15>> Mom, give us a shopping list. You'll
  239. 7:18have a good shop if you listen to me.
  240. 7:21>> Otherwise, look, I know Mom.
  241. 7:25>> Mom Zari put that real sword on the
  242. 7:27balcony. Three pizzas.
  243. 7:29>> Mom dear, let's buy a pumpkin for
  244. 7:30Halloween; it's coming up.
  245. 7:32>> Should we eat it or keep it for decor?
  246. 7:34>> Let's decide.
  247. 7:34>> No, we'll do both, eat it and keep it
  248. 7:36for decor.
  249. 7:37>> In the north, pumpkin is called Koyi.
  250. 7:39>> I want to lie down for a bit; my
  251. 7:41stomach...
  252. 7:43>> Mom dear, Mom.
  253. 7:47>> My kids, go do your shopping, come on,
  254. 7:49hurry up, don't be lazy. Kids, we have
  255. 7:51work to do. Dear, we're going, we'll be
  256. 7:54back.
  257. 7:54>> This is a straight gut.
  258. 7:55>> Dad, his gut is generally a bit...
  259. 7:57>> He has no guts.
  260. 7:58>> His situation...we're gone, go.
  261. 8:00>> Dad, suppose.
  262. 8:01>> My dear brother.
  263. 8:02>> The only people who don't change us and
  264. 8:04don't change themselves are really
  265. 8:06Uncle Safar and Jafar.
  266. 8:07>> Look, Safar, we want to promote.
  267. 8:09Honestly, I...
  268. 8:11>> Farnood, I didn't really like these
  269. 8:13balls on the asphalt.
  270. 8:14>> Look, I dunk the ball, get on the
  271. 8:16motorcycle, and escape. I don't give it
  272. 8:18up. I stay here, bulk seeds, come on
  273. 8:21Hesam, brother, the same one,,
  274. 8:23let's think, yes, we say blab.
  275. 8:25>> Well, entering the territory again.
  276. 8:27>> Safar-land.
  277. 8:29>> The rule of the Safarians is there.
  278. 8:31Safarians, Mr. Safar the Great is there
  279. 8:34.
  280. 8:34>> Three pizzas.
  281. 8:35>> Mom said in the list: pizza, three
  282. 8:37pizzas.
  283. 8:38>> Mom, because we bought pre-made pizza
  284. 8:40money.
  285. 8:40>> We'll put this in the microwave. What
  286. 8:42about ice cream?
  287. 8:43>> Mom loves ice cream. She eats ice cream
  288. 8:45at night when she wants to watch the
  289. 8:47news.
  290. 8:47>> Well.
  291. 8:48>> Farnood, I want 70 chicken nuggets.
  292. 8:50It's pink. Your gut isn't responding
  293. 8:53anymore.
  294. 8:53>> Wow, wow, Farnood, I got this.
  295. 8:56>> Sir!
  296. 8:56>> It's delicious. I can eat and sleep
  297. 8:58here for the next 3 years.
  298. 9:00>> I know, 3 years? You can eat, sleep,
  299. 9:02and consume here for the next 30 years.
  300. 9:05Safar dear, Mother ordered us.
  301. 9:07>> Sir, look at this. Walnut powder, 440.
  302. 9:10>> Brother, no one buys this anymore now.
  303. 9:13>> Brother, everything has gotten
  304. 9:14expensive.
  305. 9:15>> I said I'd get a bit friendly with
  306. 9:16Safar and the others just to take these
  307. 9:18two or three seeds. Safar, estimate the
  308. 9:21price, I'll take a soda too, 1 toman.
  309. 9:23>> Dad, Mom didn't give us money.
  310. 9:25>> Go get Mom's card, it's broken.
  311. 9:27>> Farnood, today I want to be a 3-
  312. 9:29year-old. I want to activate my inner
  313. 9:31child. Brother, mentally we are less
  314. 9:34than a 3-year-old.
  315. 9:35>> Look, cancel the mom part, go back.
  316. 9:37>> We drink with water, so we won't get
  317. 9:39soda at all. Look, Mom said soda is bad
  318. 9:41, she's diabetic, Mom.
  319. 9:42>> No, pizza without soda doesn't work.
  320. 9:44Farnood, should I say we don't get
  321. 9:46fruit?
  322. 9:46>> Fruit is expensive.
  323. 9:47>> Fruit, bro, fruit and pizza together
  324. 9:49rot in your stomach. For my mom, count
  325. 9:51this in, we've been ripped off again.
  326. 9:53>> It’s the same stuff, you’re just
  327. 9:55ripping us off.
  328. 9:55>> From what year? 406 or 407, 5, just
  329. 9:58this year.
  330. 9:59>> It should be 406.
  331. 10:00>> Isn't it 406 right now?
  332. 10:02>> It's 45, 404, I'm...
  333. 10:04>> 400 tomans didn't even pass, these guys
  334. 10:06are really loaded. Don't give me my
  335. 10:08money, this is my channel's last video.
  336. 10:10No, thanks a lot, damn it.
  337. 10:12>> The weather is so good today, I want to
  338. 10:13...
  339. 10:14>> They really want to rip us off with the
  340. 10:15goods.
  341. 10:15>> I'll buy the fruit for Mom, let's go.
  342. 10:17>> Bro, you're our brother too, after all,
  343. 10:19you have to spend on sister Parastoo.
  344. 10:21>> Mom Zari is both of our mom, well.
  345. 10:24>> Well.
  346. 10:24>> You also have to have some expenses,
  347. 10:26some income, do something.
  348. 10:27>> Bro, if I don't help with household
  349. 10:29expenses, who will?
  350. 10:30>> Bro, we got kicked out of the house, we
  351. 10:32used to go to Parisa and Ali Agha's
  352. 10:34place, now what? We found a new mom, my
  353. 10:36mom will be sad if the video...
  354. 10:38>> It doesn't matter if my mom gets sad,
  355. 10:40listen, this is for making money, it's
  356. 10:42not important at all.
  357. 10:43>> You're doing this for the video.
  358. 10:44>> I mean, if there wasn't a video, Mom
  359. 10:46Zari...
  360. 10:47>> No, I really love her, a legend for her
  361. 10:49integrity.
  362. 10:49>> I regret buying anything for the house.
  363. 10:51>> No, go, go get the bananas, go get them
  364. 10:53.
  365. 10:53>> Bro, I'm not spending, I'm stuck in
  366. 10:55this crap as it is.
  367. 10:56>> I'm telling you, I have 8 tomans in my
  368. 10:57account, go get bananas.
  369. 10:58>> This is great, take this and get it.
  370. 11:00>> Hi, Mr. Emad. We're filming, is that
  371. 11:02okay? Mr. Emad is one of the good
  372. 11:05shopkeepers in the area and always
  373. 11:07brings fresh, quality goods.
  374. 11:10>> Advertising the local guys.
  375. 11:12>> We've totally, see, we've shared the
  376. 11:14bread and salt of friendship, we're
  377. 11:16always advertising the local guys, Mr.
  378. 11:18Emad, with Hesam's permission, bro.
  379. 11:20>> I paid with the card.
  380. 11:21>> He bought a pumpkin for our mom and
  381. 11:23gave it to us.
  382. 11:24>> At your service.
  383. 11:24>> For Halloween.
  384. 11:25>> I'm taking from my own mouth for the
  385. 11:27family, but at your service.
  386. 11:28>> Your flag is held high, Mr. Emad. We
  387. 11:31spoke politely, I'm your servant, Mr.
  388. 11:33Emad. Thank you, you're a gem.
  389. 11:35>> 514.
  390. 11:36>> Uncle, 514?
  391. 11:37>> Come on, bro, haven't had a banana in 6
  392. 11:39months.
  393. 11:40>> Come on, uncle, don't tease me, did you
  394. 11:41really say that?
  395. 11:42>> Bro.
  396. 11:43>> Dude, screw that, why should I spend
  397. 11:45400,000 tomans on bananas for the
  398. 11:47family? I don't want to. About 100
  399. 11:49tomans, 400 tomans, the banana has
  400. 11:51become...
  401. 11:53>> The monkey eats 20 bananas a day, I
  402. 11:54don't want to buy one banana...
  403. 11:56>> I'm really sorry, this kid...
  404. 11:59>> Uncle, I'm not upset with you, I swear,
  405. 12:01it's this situation that the monkey has
  406. 12:03.
  407. 12:03>> He eats 10 bananas a day, but the cost
  408. 12:05...
  409. 12:05>> He eats 20 bananas a day, I've had
  410. 12:07three bananas in 3 years.
  411. 12:08>> This is the pain of society, with your
  412. 12:10permission, sir, I'm your servant.
  413. 12:12>> Seeing the economic situation now, I'm
  414. 12:14turned off from marriage.
  415. 12:15>> I get tired of the economic situation
  416. 12:17just looking at you. Sir, I got a
  417. 12:19refund, I want to get married even with
  418. 12:21this economy.
  419. 12:23>> Great, I support you.
  420. 12:25>> On the condition that Hesam...
  421. 12:26>> Half an hour before that, well.
  422. 12:29>> Let's go to Mom and give her the
  423. 12:30shopping list she gave us to see if she
  424. 12:32gives us a grade or not.
  425. 12:33>> Hello, Mom dear.
  426. 12:34>> We got them, guys.
  427. 12:36>> Mom dear, I don't want you to be my
  428. 12:38mother anymore, nor do I want to be the
  429. 12:39head of the household.
  430. 12:41>> 500,000 Tomans, Mom? Three or four bags
  431. 12:44and one pumpkin?
  432. 12:45>> That's just how it is. What did you
  433. 12:47think? How do we men survive?
  434. 12:49>> I don’t want to be the man of the
  435. 12:50house. Why should all the burdens be on
  436. 12:52a man's shoulders?
  437. 12:53>> Mom, if you do that one more time,
  438. 12:54watch, I’ll split it right in half.
  439. 12:57>> For years there was no man, all the
  440. 12:58weight was on us. We keep saying this,
  441. 13:01why don't we have listening ears?
  442. 13:03>> Sir, Mom Zari suffered, and you became
  443. 13:06so rude.
  444. 13:07>> Mom Zari had a pumpkin.
  445. 13:08>> One of these pumpkins is for decoration
  446. 13:10, we want to make it for Halloween, and
  447. 13:12we'll eat the other.
  448. 13:12>> This one with the...
  449. 13:13>> No, this is for decor.
  450. 13:15>> This little one is for food. This one
  451. 13:17is perfect to put things on, let's
  452. 13:18decorate it. With Mom Zari's permission
  453. 13:21, she has one too, haha.
  454. 13:22>> Mom is a queen.
  455. 13:23>> She has everything.
  456. 13:24>> Our queen of Iran.
  457. 13:25>> Thank God, just this one day for me,
  458. 13:27otherwise...
  459. 13:28>> Sister Parastoo, I have a sister who
  460. 13:30isn't in Iran right now. Come, she
  461. 13:32understands me better, friends, let her
  462. 13:34spend the day with them.
  463. 13:36>> What are you saying? You, move aside.
  464. 13:38>> I know you've been aging Mom Zari for
  465. 13:4040 years.
  466. 13:41>> He said this Parastoo is being
  467. 13:43ridiculous, screaming and screeching.
  468. 13:45>> Parastoo, right now, after lunch, right
  469. 13:47now...
  470. 13:48>> We have to go to school tomorrow. Now,
  471. 13:50it means at the same time our mom
  472. 13:52changed, well...
  473. 13:54>> We are trash, we...
  474. 13:55>> Our age changed too. Stop making that
  475. 13:58sound, Fereydoon.
  476. 13:59>> Brother, I have...you’re not doing
  477. 14:00anything, you’re just talking
  478. 14:02nonsense around the house.
  479. 14:03>> Brother, I said don't make noise, I'm
  480. 14:05nervous, I'm crazy, I'll break the
  481. 14:07glass and bring everything down.
  482. 14:09>> This is exactly the truth about Hesam,
  483. 14:12having a boy named Hesam.
  484. 14:14>> How many times did I say don't jump on
  485. 14:15each other? Oh, or...
  486. 14:17>> Oh oh, Dad.
  487. 14:18>> You got hit by Mom's slipper.
  488. 14:19>> Sorry.
  489. 14:20>> I am famous for my slipper shots.
  490. 14:22>> God.
  491. 14:23>> Mom, if the mental hospital comes right
  492. 14:25now, Hesam...
  493. 14:26>> Yes.
  494. 14:28>> Actually, I saw it badly, suddenly you
  495. 14:30saw...
  496. 14:31>> Mom, seriously?
  497. 14:33>> Put on your childhood toys, Seringer.
  498. 14:36>> Mom, I'm...
  499. 14:37>> You’re such a sinner, brother, dad.
  500. 14:39>> Put on your mask.
  501. 14:40>> He’s a sinner.
  502. 14:41>> The only mask you need to wear is for
  503. 14:43the potholes on your face.
  504. 14:44>> Let me put on the mask, Hesam, we want
  505. 14:46to play now.
  506. 14:47>> Let’s play.
  507. 14:49>> Sir, I’m saying I don't want to play
  508. 14:50with you.
  509. 14:51>> Since I was a kid, my dream was to put
  510. 14:53on...
  511. 14:53>> I don't want to play with you, you
  512. 14:55understand? Go play with your sister.
  513. 14:58>> I’m crazier, he’s crazy.
  514. 15:00>> Guys, what’s going on with you?
  515. 15:02>> I actually want to go play with
  516. 15:03Parastoo’s computer. You piece of...
  517. 15:06>> What?
  518. 15:06>> What, back?
  519. 15:07>> Friends, guys...You two are my boys.
  520. 15:11>> We, back...he insulted me.
  521. 15:12>> Brother, your back is huge.
  522. 15:14>> Huge or not, I really wanted to live
  523. 15:16here for a week. The PS5 she has,
  524. 15:18Parastoo just said they brought it,
  525. 15:20I’ll take it. We just said they
  526. 15:23brought it, we almost died, its goal
  527. 15:25was filled.
  528. 15:27>> We died and came back to life.
  529. 15:30>> I want to slim down my chubby parts. I
  530. 15:33slimmed down my love handles once, but
  531. 15:35they came back in two weeks.
  532. 15:38>> Yes, child.
  533. 15:39>> You shouldn't do that anymore.
  534. 15:41>> My love handles are a problem, meaning
  535. 15:43the fat comes there first. I get dizzy,
  536. 15:45we sleep...
  537. 15:46>> Pillow, put a pillow, it became...
  538. 15:48>> Come, come, come, son, come, come.
  539. 15:51>> Thank you, Mom, read a story, dear.
  540. 15:54>> God, look at the situation. La la...
  541. 15:57>> Mom, seriously don't read this, I’ll
  542. 15:59cry, no joke, I’m saying why this...
  543. 16:01>> I am sensitive to lullabies.
  544. 16:03>> Well my love, boys are sweet, you have
  545. 16:05to coddle them.
  546. 16:07>> Are boys weak or are girls weak, look
  547. 16:09at them, ماشاالله they are
  548. 16:11strong, what a time we're living in,
  549. 16:12man, he's joking.
  550. 16:14>> Farnood, Farnood, tell Mom not to sing
  551. 16:16a lullaby.
  552. 16:17>> Mom, tell the story of...
  553. 16:19>> The story of Hasani.
  554. 16:20>> Hasani who went into the forest...
  555. 16:22>> Don't make it up, my mom didn't do
  556. 16:23these things for me.
  557. 16:24>> Mom dear, look, when I sang a lullaby,
  558. 16:27I felt bad and started crying.
  559. 16:29>> Please, no lullabies.
  560. 16:30>> That's because you're an abnormal
  561. 16:32person, bravo.
  562. 16:33>> You have a problem.
  563. 16:34>> Oh, I have seven or eight problems.
  564. 16:36>> Guys, the next video is "Mom Zari
  565. 16:39solved my problems."
  566. 16:40>> Man, on that account, I can live with
  567. 16:42ten creatures, don't say Hasani.
  568. 16:45>> Call me a lazy person, call me the
  569. 16:47laziest.
  570. 16:50>> Man, you have such a voice.
  571. 16:53>> Look, this is so if you talk back, you
  572. 16:55get a hit on that head of yours.
  573. 16:58>> My grandmother really used to hit us
  574. 17:00like that.
  575. 17:01>> Mom is young, why are you...
  576. 17:03>> No, Mom, I'm saying this behavior...
  577. 17:05>> They've gotten sleepy.
  578. 17:07>> Honestly, they got sleepy here, I know,
  579. 17:09they came here on the excuse of wanting
  580. 17:11to film a video, and they've just
  581. 17:13flopped down here. Watch out for the
  582. 17:16gas in your stomach, if one of us farts
  583. 17:18, it's gone...
  584. 17:19>> Look, if we fart, it’s gone into the
  585. 17:22air, brother, this thing...
  586. 17:24>> It's a shame, this.
  587. 17:26>> That little bit of its beard is a
  588. 17:27cannonball here, give me those two
  589. 17:29knives.
  590. 17:30>> I'll give it to you to decorate for
  591. 17:32Halloween, I want it to have two eyes
  592. 17:34and a mouth.
  593. 17:35>> My dad was really into pumpkins.
  594. 17:36>> I really like it now, oh my bad.
  595. 17:39>> Right now it's okay, but with him it's
  596. 17:40very...
  597. 17:41>> This is very showy, he puts its nose
  598. 17:43like this, it's crooked.
  599. 17:46>> I’m crooked myself.
  600. 17:47>> Let me start first.
  601. 17:48>> Yeah, look at the shape of the eyes and
  602. 17:50mouth.
  603. 17:51>> This is a Japanese eye...
  604. 17:52>> The eye should be a little bit
  605. 17:53elongated like this.
  606. 17:54>> Give it to me, give it to me, I'll fix
  607. 17:56it, I want to do it myself, oval, oval.
  608. 17:58>> What is this, bro? That's not an eye
  609. 18:00anymore, but it'll turn out good.
  610. 18:01>> It turned out good, this is one eye.
  611. 18:03>> The other eye is on this side of the
  612. 18:05house.
  613. 18:05>> Brother, what are you doing?
  614. 18:07>> No, it's losing the shape of an eye,
  615. 18:08it's become like a belly button. The
  616. 18:12nose should...
  617. 18:12>> You've become like a belly button, what
  618. 18:14are you?
  619. 18:14>> It's a belly button, Hesam's is so big
  620. 18:16you could really catch fish in it.
  621. 18:18>> The nose is fine now, man.
  622. 18:20>> No, the nose is fine, now its mouth,
  623. 18:21you have an eight-shaped one.
  624. 18:23>> Mom.
  625. 18:23>> What are you laughing at?
  626. 18:24>> He's talented, you know.
  627. 18:26>> Why don't you work?
  628. 18:28>> It's true I scold Hesam, but he has a
  629. 18:29talent for these things that he doesn't
  630. 18:31have.
  631. 18:32>> For these silly tasks.
  632. 18:35>> It's fine now, just a little bit its
  633. 18:37nose, oh.
  634. 18:38>> Cut it into four pieces with that same
  635. 18:41knife, no, not too much.
  636. 18:42>> It's good.
  637. 18:43>> Warm.
  638. 18:43>> Color, I just realized your skin color
  639. 18:45is pumpkin-colored.
  640. 18:46>> Bring the sauce, Pari, what use is it?
  641. 18:48>> It's your sons 'day.
  642. 18:51>> Its eye is very sunken, like it has an
  643. 18:53eye infection, you've got an infection.
  644. 18:55>> Make this one a little bit, sink it in,
  645. 18:57this one too, sink this part in, there
  646. 19:00it is.
  647. 19:00>> This one is sunken, look.
  648. 19:01>> Eyes.
  649. 19:02>> Its hole is blocked.
  650. 19:03>> Yeah, I'm saying it's not my problem,
  651. 19:05we...
  652. 19:06>> Here you go.
  653. 19:07>> Kids, once you've eaten, you have to
  654. 19:08sweep, it's very hot underneath.
  655. 19:10>> Once you've eaten, sweep.
  656. 19:12>> We can't.
  657. 19:12>> As you wish.
  658. 19:13>> It's very hot underneath.
  659. 19:14>> Who said you can't?
  660. 19:15>> Parastoo, it was Parastoo.
  661. 19:17>> Who was it you said? I messed up.
  662. 19:22>> Mom is alive, Mom don't hit, let me...
  663. 19:24I'll hit, let me...
  664. 19:26>> Mom, thanks, what did you make?
  665. 19:30>> I'll sweep, it's done.
  666. 19:32>> It's only hot at the bottom.
  667. 19:33>> Sit down, you wretch, you sit down and
  668. 19:36eat too.
  669. 19:36>> There won't be enough for me, these two
  670. 19:38are here, sit down and eat.
  671. 19:40>> She hits everyone, really, between...
  672. 19:42>> There's no difference between a girl
  673. 19:44and a boy for anyone who wants to be my
  674. 19:46child.
  675. 19:46>> Mom-Zari's fairness, really, count on
  676. 19:48it, eat.
  677. 19:49>> This is for me, nobody touch this.
  678. 19:51>> Eat, it's gotten cold, eat, eat, eat,
  679. 19:54dear.
  680. 19:54>> She's finally quiet, once the food
  681. 19:56arrived, like they say, if you bring a
  682. 19:58dog to the food, it just eats—no
  683. 20:00offense intended.
  684. 20:02>> Mommy, I'll put all your trash in the
  685. 20:04bin, just where is the trash bin?
  686. 20:07>> Thanks, it's just a bit of a long walk,
  687. 20:09sorry, she says.
  688. 20:10>> Yeah, it's at the end of the alley, my
  689. 20:12son.
  690. 20:12>> Go.
  691. 20:14>> No, brother.
  692. 20:15>> Mr. Ehsan has never done these things
  693. 20:18in his life, Mommy.
  694. 20:19>> I'm not doing it for you at all.
  695. 20:22>> If I could do anything, I would've put
  696. 20:23it in a bag.
  697. 20:24>> Parisa.
  698. 20:25>> Parisa.
  699. 20:26>> Who is Parisa?
  700. 20:27>> Parisa is...
  701. 20:30>> Parisa is my real sister, she's not you
  702. 20:33, I want to go to my own mom, I'm tired
  703. 20:35of...I don't like it, you're bitter,
  704. 20:37this bin, this trash bag was bigger
  705. 20:39than the metal trash can, I can't.
  706. 20:43>> First kids, let's go over here,
  707. 20:45something...
  708. 20:45>> Mom, I want ice cream.
  709. 20:47>> Mom, I want this one too.
  710. 20:48>> You talk nonsense, more.
  711. 20:50>> Tomorrow, a suitor is coming for your
  712. 20:52sister, we have a reputation, who wants
  713. 20:54to come suitoring...
  714. 20:55>> Who would be stupid enough to come
  715. 20:56suitoring? Well, finally...
  716. 20:59>> Maybe a rock will fall from the sky
  717. 21:01onto your head, go inside to get
  718. 21:02shampoo, we'll be ready the day after
  719. 21:04tomorrow, tonight he's coming, we're
  720. 21:06not...Mommy wants to give ice cream,
  721. 21:08we're going for ice cream, dear.
  722. 21:10>> What do you want?
  723. 21:10>> Local butter, I just saw it and said
  724. 21:12let's get local butter for breakfast in
  725. 21:14the morning.
  726. 21:14>> Are we even here in the morning? You're
  727. 21:16going back to Rasht.
  728. 21:17>> I saw local butter.
  729. 21:18>> Mom, I've chosen, I want pistachio milk
  730. 21:20, Mom, pick a flavor for the rest of
  731. 21:21you.
  732. 21:21>> I like pistachio.
  733. 21:22>> Get one for your brother too, what do
  734. 21:24you want?
  735. 21:24>> Brother.
  736. 21:25>> Brother.
  737. 21:26>> I don't have a brother.
  738. 21:27>> You are really good for nothing.
  739. 21:29>> You're good, brother, you didn't buy
  740. 21:31anything for sister Parastoo.
  741. 21:33>> Parastoo dear, what are you eating?
  742. 21:35>> Brother, I don't want to pick, pick it
  743. 21:37up, come on, you're being coy here by
  744. 21:38the fridge.
  745. 21:39>> For God's sake, stop for a minute, it's
  746. 21:41my video, for God's sake don't, I get
  747. 21:43upset.
  748. 21:43>> Dad, now the bread...
  749. 21:45>> It doesn't matter, but it's my video,
  750. 21:47she gets upset, for God's sake.
  751. 21:48>> Mom.
  752. 21:49>> Mom, don't do this.
  753. 21:50>> Mom, for God's...
  754. 21:51>> Mom, don't.
  755. 21:52>> Mommy, Mommy.
  756. 21:53>> Get out of here.
  757. 21:54>> Mom-Zari became the best mom in the
  758. 21:56world.
  759. 21:56>> The worst mom in the world.
  760. 21:58>> You talk nonsense, I'll kick you in the
  761. 22:00face.
  762. 22:00>> Brother, I'm always at odds with
  763. 22:02everyone; if I see your suitor tomorrow
  764. 22:04, Parastoo, I'll hang him by his pants,
  765. 22:06I'm buying local eggs. You have to make
  766. 22:08potato patties (kuku). Brother, is she
  767. 22:11...
  768. 22:11>> Your servant, Parastoo.
  769. 22:13>> She's our sister now, anyway.
  770. 22:15>> Your sister is our sister.
  771. 22:17>> Are you opening it for me?
  772. 22:18>> No, a girl must...
  773. 22:19>> I'll open it then.
  774. 22:20>> You bought the good comments here,
  775. 22:22right?
  776. 22:25>> She realized that a suitor is coming
  777. 22:27for her sister, so she won't let us
  778. 22:29take it anymore, I want to get married,
  779. 22:31look at this dowry, it's clean, you can
  780. 22:33sit on it and eat.
  781. 22:36>> Still, but death and all that, but you
  782. 22:38won't find anyone to love you, whoever
  783. 22:40comes into your life will love your
  784. 22:42money.
  785. 22:45>> As you're eating, let's exercise too.
  786. 22:48>> Yes, sorry Mom, let's pass on this
  787. 22:50trash can because Hesam himself is
  788. 22:52enough of a trash can. Mom, I'm serious
  789. 22:56, we made a mistake; we should've
  790. 22:58invested in some other creatures.
  791. 23:01>> He's fifteen minutes behind me.
  792. 23:02>> It's your mom's command.
  793. 23:03>> Why should my mom call you?
  794. 23:05>> Your mom called me and said not to hang
  795. 23:06out with Mom Zari.
  796. 23:08>> You're fifteen minutes behind your
  797. 23:09group.
  798. 23:10>> Give me that.
  799. 23:11>> Mom, if I see any nonsense, I swear...
  800. 23:15>> You ungrateful brat.
  801. 23:18>> Mom, give us the broom, come on.
  802. 23:22>> I'm tired of this chasing around and
  803. 23:24whatever.
  804. 23:25>> Sir, I'll be there in two minutes, get
  805. 23:27up.
  806. 23:28>> I'm on the couch, I'm not on the floor
  807. 23:29at all.
  808. 23:30>> I'm sleeping with my doll.
  809. 23:32>> I love serving Mom Zari, but your
  810. 23:34service never works out, God. This is
  811. 23:40so...what is this, be...
  812. 23:42>> Do you know what time it is now? Hesam,
  813. 23:44get over there.
  814. 23:48>> You just swept, and now you're doing
  815. 23:49this stuff?
  816. 23:50>> Ali Zodiak's size, I'm really sorry.
  817. 23:53>> Dad, you haven't given me any peace.
  818. 23:56Your sons are cleaning and sweeping,
  819. 23:58and you're just acting up for me.
  820. 24:01>> It's a lot of fun, really. Sorry, Mom.
  821. 24:03>> See how the girls get stressed? This
  822. 24:06was your doll, right? Yes, in this...
  823. 24:09>> Sir, I’ve had this doll for a long
  824. 24:11time with...
  825. 24:12>> It’s really captured your memories.
  826. 24:14>> Sir, no...
  827. 24:15>> Don't take it, Faran.
  828. 24:16>> He grabbed the drawer.
  829. 24:17>> Don't take it, leave it, give it a
  830. 24:19minute, Khan's stuff.
  831. 24:20>> Now, lately...
  832. 24:21>> Still...
  833. 24:22>> Hesam.
  834. 24:24>> It’s getting to be a lot, no.
  835. 24:26>> This bear is a Valentine's bear. Who
  836. 24:28gave this to you? Who brought it into
  837. 24:29the house anyway?
  838. 24:30>> Go open the window.
  839. 24:32>> Dad, friend.
  840. 24:33>> This is the last one.
  841. 24:34>> Mom, for God's sake, they'll break it.
  842. 24:37>> Sorry, I’ll put it back in its place.
  843. 24:39>> Don't, don't, Faran, don't, don't.
  844. 24:42>> Don't, Mom, don't hit.
  845. 24:43>> Don't.
  846. 24:44>> Dear Faran.
  847. 24:45>> See, really, if...
  848. 24:47>> Did you do your lessons? Did you write
  849. 24:48your homework? Did you write your
  850. 24:50assignments?
  851. 24:51>> Did you write your assignments? It's
  852. 24:54getting late now. That bastard was on
  853. 24:56this project.
  854. 24:57>> He was about to tear the photo.
  855. 24:59>> Sir, come on Hesam, ugh, this Benyamin
  856. 25:01project.
  857. 25:02>> Yes, he had it for us too.
  858. 25:04>> You want to write your homework in a
  859. 25:05notebook? Yes, and the costs have gone
  860. 25:08up.
  861. 25:08>> They even gave us correction fluid.
  862. 25:10>> Since you have many children now, this
  863. 25:12green color means...
  864. 25:13>> This one is also spotted.
  865. 25:14>> Yes, this.
  866. 25:16>> Write your homework, come on.
  867. 25:18>> Let me just say, in the name of God.
  868. 25:21>> In the name of God.
  869. 25:23>> I today...
  870. 25:24>> Imam.
  871. 25:25>> I today...
  872. 25:26>> I today...
  873. 25:26>> I today...
  874. 25:28>> Wrote.
  875. 25:29>> Write it, come on.
  876. 25:32>> From the city of Constantinople and
  877. 25:34Damghan—Constantinople is wrong; you
  878. 25:36don't study in class.
  879. 25:39>> What is this Constantinople, your aunt?
  880. 25:42What is this human shedding its skin?
  881. 25:46The line is collapsing.
  882. 25:48>> Write Damghan, let me see which one he
  883. 25:50writes with.
  884. 25:50>> Damghan, Damghan.
  885. 25:52>> In Damghan.
  886. 25:53>> Where are my glasses? YouTube.
  887. 25:55>> He's scared. Why do I do this? He jumps
  888. 25:57. Why?
  889. 25:58>> Dad, I want to write a love letter.
  890. 26:00>> Say, dear Faran.
  891. 26:02>> Why is he walking like that? Why is he
  892. 26:04walking like that? Why can't you learn
  893. 26:07nicely from your brother? You wretch,
  894. 26:09like this...
  895. 26:10>> I am not someone to be humiliated; I've
  896. 26:12been humiliated so much, these words
  897. 26:14won't make me a person, I have to...
  898. 26:17>> Become a person, this...
  899. 26:18>> Mom, I’ve become a person, I swear to
  900. 26:20God I have.
  901. 26:21>> Greetings to the dear person of the
  902. 26:23world, Uncle Soheil.
  903. 26:25>> Write it for your uncle.
  904. 26:26>> Well done.
  905. 26:28>> And Benyamin and Niloofar wrote it.
  906. 26:32>> And dear Benyamin and Ms. Niloofar.
  907. 26:35>> Niloofar.
  908. 26:36>> Dear aunt-in-law, dear Niloofar.
  909. 26:38>> And...
  910. 26:39>> Damn Mahshad, uh...
  911. 26:42>> What are you doing?
  912. 26:44>> Why are they doing that to my friends?
  913. 26:46Put a period, fix your hands, fix your
  914. 26:48hands, hit it, well done.
  915. 26:51>> And Ali Zodias, may he be cursed.
  916. 26:55>> A curse upon the building where Ali
  917. 26:56Zodias is.
  918. 26:59>> Didn't you tell the guy that he was a
  919. 27:00jerk?
  920. 27:02>> Actually, he takes after his crappy
  921. 27:04father, he takes after his father.
  922. 27:07>> Dad, I meant, I meant the other father,
  923. 27:10dad.
  924. 27:10>> Now the context is something else, a
  925. 27:12different father, a different kid.
  926. 27:14>> A curse upon Parastoo.
  927. 27:17>> What?
  928. 27:17>> What?
  929. 27:18>> Parastoo is making mistakes, man.
  930. 27:21>> No, Parastoo has a child, something is
  931. 27:24wrong.
  932. 27:24>> Greetings.
  933. 27:25>> The one walking like an ant.
  934. 27:26>> To Babak and Vin.
  935. 27:28>> Arian.
  936. 27:29>> Greetings to Hashem.
  937. 27:32>> Greetings to Hashem, bro, he wrote it
  938. 27:34well, look here, don't mess it up.
  939. 27:37>> A heart.
  940. 27:38>> I love you to bits.
  941. 27:39>> And Parastoo.
  942. 27:41>> Hoping for remarriage.
  943. 27:43>> Who?
  944. 27:45>> Remarriage for those who...
  945. 27:48>> Have no companion or helper.
  946. 27:50>> Have no companion or helper.
  947. 27:51>> He says, cheers to...
  948. 27:53>> The soldier who...
  949. 27:55>> Goes for his memory, but comes and goes
  950. 27:58.
  951. 27:58>> Which age?
  952. 27:59>> But he comes and goes and sees.
  953. 28:01>> This heart and MomZari.
  954. 28:03>> Heart.
  955. 28:04>> Why didn't you write anything for your
  956. 28:05sister?
  957. 28:06>> A curse upon...
  958. 28:07>> A curse upon anyone who litters in this
  959. 28:09place, Parastoo and Pari.
  960. 28:10>> I’ll sign it, let's go.
  961. 28:11>> Let me give a grade, dad, come here kid
  962. 28:13.
  963. 28:13>> Dad, dad, give a pink one, with pink.
  964. 28:15>> Mom gave me 18, in your...
  965. 28:17>> Where 18? This is 14, 13.
  966. 28:19>> Mom, give this one a 20 too, or he'll
  967. 28:21grow up with a complex in society, try
  968. 28:23hard.
  969. 28:23>> Practice.
  970. 28:24>> Well, he got a complex, poor mom.
  971. 28:26>> Here now, I say he won't do it.
  972. 28:28>> Well done, it won't happen now, my boy,
  973. 28:30so don't argue with mom, I say don't
  974. 28:32argue.
  975. 28:32>> Mom dear, let this one be, don't be...
  976. 28:36>> Mom, we want to go out and eat, what
  977. 28:38should we eat?
  978. 28:39>> Let's go eat, dad.
  979. 28:40>> Guys, MomZari's speed is now comparable
  980. 28:43to Mbappe's, she's always 15-20 meters
  981. 28:45ahead of us in the race, really the
  982. 28:47most active, come on mom, come on,
  983. 28:49that's what I was saying, your speed is
  984. 28:51now comparable to Mbappe and Vinicius,
  985. 28:54may I sacrifice myself for you.
  986. 28:56>> Dad, I'm an athlete from the old days.
  987. 28:58>> You're doing great, just like us.
  988. 29:00>> Sit with your brother, sit with your
  989. 29:01brother on this chair.
  990. 29:03>> Ehsan, come, they recognized our
  991. 29:05brother.
  992. 29:05>> Sit, brother.
  993. 29:06>> What kind of fun is this for kids?
  994. 29:08>> Well, look, while you're eating, honey,
  995. 29:10you do...
  996. 29:10>> Also, in a minute I've brought bananas,
  997. 29:12you have to eat the banana too.
  998. 29:13>> Come take my ice cream.
  999. 29:14>> Hit it gently, aha, look, brother knows
  1000. 29:16how.
  1001. 29:17>> Learn, I’m with you, dear.
  1002. 29:18>> Let me, give this sword, give the sword
  1003. 29:20, bro.
  1004. 29:21>> Now MomZari, was this the content, that
  1005. 29:23we came to the park?
  1006. 29:24>> This is my content, mom, you two, no,
  1007. 29:26not now, your matchmaking is good.
  1008. 29:28>> Have some shame, speak to her properly,
  1009. 29:31you scoundrel.
  1010. 29:31>> What are you saying now?
  1011. 29:32>> Monkey, this banana is truly more
  1012. 29:34valuable to him than giving it to Hesam
  1013. 29:36, mom, I want to play football.
  1014. 29:38>> Who wants to tell us, dad, let's go
  1015. 29:40play football?
  1016. 29:40>> Let's go, some of these gadgets, you
  1017. 29:42don't want any of them anymore, the
  1018. 29:44spinner?
  1019. 29:44>> Come.
  1020. 29:45>> My son.
  1021. 29:46>> We want to play.
  1022. 29:47>> The kids want to play football with you
  1023. 29:48.
  1024. 29:48>> What are the teams?
  1025. 29:49>> Look, don't look at their size, they've
  1026. 29:51grown up.
  1027. 29:51>> Their game is actually good.
  1028. 29:52>> Their minds.
  1029. 29:53>> This.
  1030. 29:54>> Everyone has it now.
  1031. 29:55>> He said he insulted you, come, come.
  1032. 29:57>> A storm started, you want to exercise?
  1033. 29:59Come, come, come here, boy.
  1034. 30:01>> Well, don't hold back on the field,
  1035. 30:03don't tackle until the end, you'll
  1036. 30:04break your legs, what's your name?
  1037. 30:06>> I'm Amir Ali.
  1038. 30:06>> Amir Ali, Sina, and that one is Zaker,
  1039. 30:09what? Zagros, Ehsan, don't shoot so it
  1040. 30:11goes into the street, Hesam.
  1041. 30:13>> Hesam, pass to me too.
  1042. 30:14>> Well done.
  1043. 30:15>> Hesam, pass to me.
  1044. 30:17>> I was about to mess up, Zagros, pass it
  1045. 30:19.
  1046. 30:19>> Pass to me too, pass to me.
  1047. 30:21>> Hessam lost the ball, Hessam looks like
  1048. 30:23he just came from the office, man, with
  1049. 30:24a bag. Amir Ali, what about the soccer
  1050. 30:26players? Who was on my team?
  1051. 30:29>> Parastoo, what are you doing here? Mom
  1052. 30:32Zari, why are you on the field?
  1053. 30:34>> Guys, where is the goal? Where is the
  1054. 30:35goal?
  1055. 30:36>> Mom Zari has come onto the field.
  1056. 30:37>> My goal, I have no goal at all.
  1057. 30:39>> Man, remember that wrestler whose mom
  1058. 30:41came onto the mat and started beating
  1059. 30:43him up? Oh my God.
  1060. 30:44>> Excuse me, go ahead.
  1061. 30:45>> Who is with me?
  1062. 30:46>> Get it, get it, run!
  1063. 30:47>> Don't go over there, they're smoking
  1064. 30:49hookah, that's the Azadi field over
  1065. 30:51there.
  1066. 30:51>> Come, come, don't go there, come here.
  1067. 30:53>> Mom, they won't let me score a goal.
  1068. 30:55These guys, our teammates, come on kids
  1069. 30:57.
  1070. 30:57>> Kids, why did you go into the garden?
  1071. 30:59The garden, seriously...
  1072. 31:01>> She went into the garden to get it out,
  1073. 31:03kids, well done.
  1074. 31:04>> Well.
  1075. 31:04>> Kids, soccer is a good sport.
  1076. 31:06>> She was a soccer player.
  1077. 31:08>> I really was a soccer player, well.
  1078. 31:10>> Now I've come to the park with you, but
  1079. 31:11I'm playing.
  1080. 31:12>> Let it be finished.
  1081. 31:13>> Yes, they are all stars. This video
  1082. 31:16will be uploaded to YouTube, you know
  1083. 31:18the YouTubers, right?
  1084. 31:19>> Kids, I'm really happy, but I have to
  1085. 31:21go, I have work to do with my mom and
  1086. 31:22the others.
  1087. 31:23>> With my mom and the rest, you guys are
  1088. 31:25stars, you're my loves.
  1089. 31:26>> Goodbye.
  1090. 31:26>> Take care of yourselves.
  1091. 31:28>> Dad, let's go, Mom, let's go, kids,
  1092. 31:30let's go.
  1093. 31:30>> Have some shame.
  1094. 31:31>> Come on then, come on.
  1095. 31:33>> Mom dear.
  1096. 31:33>> Yes, dear?
  1097. 31:36>> This sword in our hands, Mom Zari was
  1098. 31:38holding it in a way as if Hessam and I
  1099. 31:40were two sheep.
  1100. 31:41>> No, please.
  1101. 31:42>> I love you, may I be sacrificed for you
  1102. 31:44.
  1103. 31:44>> Yes, in return for your services.
  1104. 31:46>> You are very beautiful and...
  1105. 31:49>> Go inside.
  1106. 31:51>> Dad, Mom Zari, let's go inside to shop,
  1107. 31:53I don't want you to be bothered, I
  1108. 31:54don't want you to spend money, brother.
  1109. 31:57>> Don't yell at Mom, you...
  1110. 32:00>> You yelled at Mom with...What?
  1111. 32:05>> Mommy.
  1112. 32:06>> Could you please, for Parastoo, buy her
  1113. 32:08something? Ma'am, give her something so
  1114. 32:12our dear sister Parastoo...
  1115. 32:14>> A marriage proposal......
  1116. 32:15>> is coming up, can I...
  1117. 32:17>> Look what she chose.
  1118. 32:18>> What is this? What kind of name...
  1119. 32:20>> How beautiful.
  1120. 32:21>> Farnood dear.
  1121. 32:22>> Yes?
  1122. 32:23>> Pay for it.
  1123. 32:24>> Finally.
  1124. 32:24>> No, it's expensive.
  1125. 32:26>> Dad, buy this. Ma'am, please pay for
  1126. 32:28this, pay for this, Ma'am.
  1127. 32:30>> No, no.
  1128. 32:31>> Dad, go outside, take this outside,
  1129. 32:33from the lady...
  1130. 32:34>> Thank you very much, guys.
  1131. 32:35>> No, it was just a joke.
  1132. 32:37>> She doesn't believe it, this was a
  1133. 32:39prank, now she's annoyed.
  1134. 32:40>> She can't believe it, you teased her so
  1135. 32:42much, now we're being kind to her.
  1136. 32:43>> Go on then, go shopping.
  1137. 32:45>> Thank you, it won't work.
  1138. 32:47>> Mr. Soap, Uncle Soap, leave the soap
  1139. 32:50alone.
  1140. 32:51>> Come to us.
  1141. 32:52>> Ma'am, I am really grateful to you,
  1142. 32:54whatever you ask of someone, they go to
  1143. 32:56you.
  1144. 32:57>> Yeah.
  1145. 32:57>> Now that you said that, let me hit you,
  1146. 33:00wow, your nonsense in front of us...
  1147. 33:02>> Does she want a beating for saying that
  1148. 33:04? Lunch...
  1149. 33:04>> No, no, he's coming, he's coming.
  1150. 33:07>> Really thank you, it was a lot of fun,
  1151. 33:09honestly guys, beautiful content.
  1152. 33:11>> My best experience of the past week.
  1153. 33:14>> Something broke in the neighborhood.
  1154. 33:16>> High five.
  1155. 33:17>> High five already, oh.
  1156. 33:20>> High five, what was that for, you jerk?
  1157. 33:23>> Learn from this, do a...
  1158. 33:26>> The new crew, blank...
  1159. 33:28>> This new crew.
  1160. 33:30>> Thanks a lot.
  1161. 33:31>> I don't know how to do that, I only
  1162. 33:33know up to here.
  1163. 33:34>> Thanks to the people of Iran.
  1164. 33:36>> Goodbye, kids.
  1165. 33:37>> Goodbye. I was swinging along minding
  1166. 33:47my business.

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