URUGUAYO se tatúa el escudo de ESPAÑA y los ARGENTINOS ESTALLAN — Transcript

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1. 0:00You won't believe it, but the
2. 0:01Argentines are still bitter. I
3. 0:04understand them because they aren't
4. 0:05used to losing when it comes to soccer,
5. 0:06but they are still crazy,
6. 0:08right? Talking about Spain, about us,
7. 0:09they should be thankful that they
8. 0:11became champions with this team. Araba,
9. 0:14Baena, Olmo, Pluto the dog, Donald Duck
10. 0:16, be thankful that you won a World Cup.
11. 0:20It's incredible that they won a World
12. 0:22Cup. Cucurella, a phenomenon playing
13. 0:25the guitar. Cucurella, you brought the
14. 0:27trophy in a bag. Nylon, give it a rest.
15. 0:30Porro, I liked Rodri, I liked the rest
16. 0:32of the Spanish players, honestly. And
17. 0:35El Chiringuito, Chiringuito, I'm
18. 0:36telling you, you became champions with
19. 0:38that team. Be thankful that you became
20. 0:40champions with that team.
21. 0:42You know, now that I've seen the thing
22. 0:44about Cucurella's bag, as the
23. 0:45Argentines say, they were carrying a
24. 0:47replica in that bag, well, a replica, a
25. 0:50World Cup of ego, but these Argentines
26. 0:52are so totally deranged, they still
27. 0:54haven't figured it out. We continue
28. 0:56with theories. Bombshell from Feinmann.
29. 0:59Who is Feinmann?
30. 1:00I detest Mexicans, I detest them with
31. 1:03my soul. That "right now" can be shoved
32. 1:05up their asses.
33. 1:06who later had to apologize. has said
34. 1:08this this time,
35. 1:10law firms, between three and four law
36. 1:13firms in the United States that are
37. 1:16planning a lawsuit against FIFA
38. 1:20for the Argentina-Spain final match.
39. 1:24The central issue is, what happened
40. 1:27with the players when they went out
41. 1:30onto the pitch? Are they going to base
42. 1:32it on that famous video? Yes,
43. 1:34of course. The hallway,
44. 1:36the famous hallway pep talk about
45. 1:38forgetting everything that happened,
46. 1:40right? Those were more or less the
47. 1:43words, the words of Messi.
48. 1:45What are these law firms saying? Where
49. 1:47do they see the business? There were
50. 1:5180,000 people in the stadium who were
51. 1:53defrauded.
52. 1:55Look at how far the ego of the
53. 1:56Argentines goes. 80,000 people who were
54. 1:59there wanted—according to this guy
55. 2:01Feinmann, the "I detest Mexicans" guy
56. 2:03—for Argentina to win no matter what.
57. 2:06And so the result, well, it made all
58. 2:09these people angry. Not all 80,000 left
59. 2:12; there were Spaniards, there were...We
60. 2:14saw that everyone was rooting for Spain
61. 2:16, except Argentina, but suddenly they
62. 2:18left feeling defrauded and this is
63. 2:20going to lead them to sue FIFA. Names
64. 2:23and surnames of all the causes and all
65. 2:25those responsible for Argentina having
66. 2:27lost the World Cup. The Mayor of New
67. 2:30York, Mamdani, the President of Mexico,
68. 2:33Sheinbaum, they’re a team, right?
69. 2:36There's Rosalía, the American actor
70. 2:39Samuel Jackson, Hollywood, the Chilean
71. 2:42Pascal, the influencer Speed who spent
72. 2:45the whole World Cup saying this, Ibai,
73. 2:48the Spaniard, the Egypt coach, Hassan,
74. 2:51the porn actress Khalifa, who
75. 2:54no, who is a Nobel Prize winner, she
76. 2:56discovered a vaccine.
77. 2:56English journalist Piers Morgan. Give
78. 2:59me the first attack. First attack.
79. 3:01Oh, Claudia Sheinbaum, the President of
80. 3:03Mexico, is also guilty, huh? They’ve
81. 3:05introduced people here, we already knew
82. 3:07Rosalía, but they’ve introduced
83. 3:09Speed, who is this, uh, streamer,
84. 3:10YouTuber, whatever you want to call him
85. 3:12, uh, black guy. There on the right
86. 3:15wing at the top is Sheinbaum, who is
87. 3:17the Mexican president who puts you to
88. 3:19sleep, I mean, it’s like she’s
89. 3:20taken about 10 herbal teas. The Mayor,
90. 3:23in the center is the Mayor of New York,
91. 3:25Mia Khalifa, who is a Nobel Peace Prize
92. 3:27winner. We have Piers Morgan, this,
93. 3:30what’s his name? Who is an actor.
94. 3:32Hassan, this, second, the King of
95. 3:34Morocco, can you imagine? No, Hassan,
96. 3:36well he’s the coach of, he said of
97. 3:38Egypt or wherever. Well, and Piers
98. 3:42Morgan, who they’ve repeated twice,
99. 3:44by the way. This is a Twitter recording
100. 3:47of a row that some users had, totally
101. 3:50random users, but look at the intensity
102. 3:52.
103. 3:54With Rosalía, what did Rosalía do to
104. 3:56you? What did Rosalía do to you, girl?
105. 3:59What did Rosalía do to you? Call you a
106. 4:01gem. Call you a gem. You’re all real
107. 4:06gems, violent thugs, street punks, high
108. 4:08school bullies, nobody can stand you,
109. 4:11girl, nobody can stand you.
110. 4:15Charo, absolute "Charocracia," huh?
111. 4:17You are making absolute fools of
112. 4:19yourselves worldwide.
113. 4:20That one, due to the tone and all, was
114. 4:22Spanish. We agree, right? All the
115. 4:24people watching the video,
116. 4:26because that cup the Spaniards won is
117. 4:29dirty,
118. 4:30dirty
119. 4:30and it’s stained with blood.
120. 4:32Investigate, Google everything your
121. 4:36musical idols did during that halftime
122. 4:40show. Everything that is in vogue
123. 4:43nowadays, which is criticizing the
124. 4:45Argentines, there is a reason for it.
125. 4:48We have the power of the heart, the
126. 4:50power of love, and the fans proved it
127. 4:53when they went to celebrate, when they
128. 4:55went to welcome the players at Ezeiza.
129. 4:58He said that they celebrate it with
130. 5:00their hearts, uh, at least two dead and
131. 5:0212 arrested in Argentina during the
132. 5:04victory celebrations. Okay, I mean,
133. 5:08you’d have to read this huge news
134. 5:09story, but it says here, uh, the
135. 5:11incidents at the Buenos Aires obelisk
136. 5:13where 12 people were arrested by the
137. 5:15police. That seems like too few to me,
138. 5:17uh, it seems like too few. The woman,
139. 5:20identified as something or other, fell
140. 5:22onto the pavement and suffered severe
141. 5:24head trauma which caused her death on
142. 5:25the spot. Uh, that is one of the people
143. 5:29who lost their life. A 45-year-old
144. 5:31woman died after falling from the bed
145. 5:33of a moving truck while participating
146. 5:35in a celebration convoy, and then
147. 5:36there's the other one. That’s
148. 5:39celebrating with your heart.
149. 5:40All my haters are coming to tell me,
150. 5:42Argentina lost. So anyway, this is a
151. 5:44reminder that you’re still ugly,
152. 5:48you’re still a piece of [ __ ] ugly
153. 5:49person. Argentina lost, but my face won
154. 5:52. Maria Becerra’s face won. Lali’s
155. 5:55face won. Tini’s face won. Nicki
156. 5:57Nicole’s face won. And you’re still
157. 6:00a piece of [ __ ] ugly person. Nobody
158. 6:02knows you, nobody knows who you are.
159. 6:06Argentina still has Valeria Mazza, it
160. 6:08still has Messi.
161. 6:09I’m going to tell you one thing, we
162. 6:12have Yolanda Diaz against this beauty.
163. 6:15I want to tell you something, the
164. 6:16government of Spain,
165. 6:18this stunning blonde,
166. 6:19has decided to present my candidacy to
167. 6:22lead the International Labour
168. 6:24Organization and I have made a decision
169. 6:26. I accept the challenge.
170. 6:28The rainbow. They should have put it
171. 6:30there. It fits perfectly there.
172. 6:32Gorgeous, gorgeous. Uh, who? What do
173. 6:34you mean the toucan? The first person
174. 6:35banned from the channel. Screw it.
175. 6:38I’ve come to apologize, uh, and
176. 6:40I’ve come to apologize solely and
177. 6:42exclusively to my country.
178. 6:45Oh, you.
179. 6:45Because I made them look like absolute
180. 6:47crap.
181. 6:47Oh, well,
182. 6:48because in my passion and with how
183. 6:51fiery I am, uh, I made us look bad. I
184. 6:55was getting a ton of xenophobic
185. 6:56messages like the ones that absolutely
186. 6:58all of us Argentines are experiencing.
187. 7:02And you all who know me, everyone who
188. 7:03knows me knows that if you watched the
189. 7:05Pokemons, watched the Pokemons when
190. 7:07oh, they call them Pokemons instead of
191. 7:09Pokémon.
192. 7:10You played Nintendo, the cartridge,
193. 7:11because now they call me old too, so
194. 7:13old people stuff, like you had
195. 7:15Charizard and Charizard had like five
196. 7:17superpowers.
197. 7:18In Argentina, Charizard isn’t called
198. 7:19Charizard, it’s called Choripan.
199. 7:24Tremendous joke, eh?
200. 7:25Oh, well, this is a Uruguayan, okay?
201. 7:27Argentina and Uruguay, well, it goes
202. 7:29without saying they have a big rivalry.
203. 7:31So, he has done this. But well, I'm
204. 7:33hurting here, but you have to bear it
205. 7:36because that's life. Because that's
206. 7:40life and you have to bear it, there's
207. 7:42no choice but to bear it and bear it
208. 7:44and bear it. And today I had to show my
209. 7:48face and appear with this beautiful
210. 7:51tattoo.
211. 7:52It looks real, huh? It's the Spanish
212. 7:54coat of arms with its Pillars of
213. 7:56Hercules and all the detail, with two
214. 7:58stars above it.
215. 8:01It hurts, but I can take it. Nothing.
216. 8:04It looks like it could be real. He used
217. 8:06that sandwich wrapping paper and cream;
218. 8:08you could even draw that with a pen and
219. 8:10make it. But watch out, oh my goodness,
220. 8:13it looks a bit red. I think, since I'm
221. 8:15also an expert on tattoos, I think 100%
222. 8:17that it's real. Well, folks, since
223. 8:19we're here, after the hangover, after
224. 8:22the storm, there's always calm. There
225. 8:24are people who are regaining their
226. 8:26sanity. This guy is one of them. All
227. 8:29the Argentines now saying that people
228. 8:32are envious of us, that's why they
229. 8:34wanted Argentina to lose, because of
230. 8:36winning so much and not because of our
231. 8:38arrogant way, our excessive way of
232. 8:40celebrating and having earned the
233. 8:42world's hatred. No, they say it's out
234. 8:45of envy. Now I'm going to ask all those
235. 8:48who got angry with me for the video I
236. 8:50uploaded, agreeing with all the
237. 8:53countries that wanted Argentina to lose
238. 8:55. I ask you, does the world hate
239. 8:59five-star Brazil, or did people enjoy
240. 9:03watching the best Brazil in history?
241. 9:07People enjoyed it. Germany four stars,
242. 9:10Uruguay four stars, um, sorry, Italy
243. 9:13four stars. People don't hate them
244. 9:17either. So, until we accept that we
245. 9:22have a wrong way of celebrating and
246. 9:25treating others when we do well, the
247. 9:27same thing will happen to us again.
248. 9:32They must have kicked this guy out of
249. 9:33Argentina, I suppose, because he is
250. 9:35absolutely right and 100%of what he
251. 9:36says is the truth, truly 100%. What
252. 9:39other things do we have here? Well,
253. 9:40another guy who says yes, that they
254. 9:42really are heading down the wrong path.
255. 9:44It's hard to admit that Spain beat us
256. 9:46fair and square in the final. Spain
257. 9:50steamrolled us strategically,
258. 9:53football-wise, and tactically.
259. 9:57Good thing, eh, good thing these people
260. 10:00are finally getting their act together.
261. 10:02And well, to finish, this has nothing
262. 10:04to do with the World Cup, but it caught
263. 10:06my attention. Argentine reality
264. 10:08skyrocketed. Sure, you have to know a
265. 10:10little bit of the background to, um,
266. 10:12well, justify why they're acting like
267. 10:14this.
268. 10:14Donkey meat sales skyrocketed in
269. 10:16Argentina, and in some areas, it sold
270. 10:18out in less than 2 days. And its rise
271. 10:21has a clear reason: the economic crisis
272. 10:23. Faced with the high price of beef,
273. 10:26this cheaper product has become an
274. 10:28alternative for many households.
275. 10:31Maybe from eating donkey, I thought,
276. 10:33they are becoming a donkey, do you
277. 10:36understand me? No, I mean, you are what
278. 10:39you eat, as they say. Well, maybe
279. 10:42that's what's happening to these people
280. 10:45, who, by the way, speaking of what
281. 10:47they're like: the other day they tried
282. 10:50to make the biggest sandwich in the
283. 10:52world in Argentina, but people started
284. 10:55crossing the street to eat it and they
285. 10:57didn't get the record. I mean, they are
286. 11:01making a sandwich, as you can see, on
287. 11:03some long tables with sawhorses, and
288. 11:05people get impatient. Maybe there was
289. 11:09no donkey available to buy that day
290. 11:17and people jumped in to grab what was
291. 11:20already cut to take it.
292. 11:31Go to work. It's mind-blowing. I mean,
293. 11:39I understand that if you're in a
294. 11:41situation, but I tell you one thing,
295. 11:43that sandwich was for you anyway. You
296. 11:46get it, you understand. You were going
297. 11:48to eat that sandwich anyway. I mean,
298. 11:51you can't wait until they've lost their
299. 11:55way. Absolutely. So that's it for the
300. 11:58video on the unhinged Argentines.
301. 11:59Volume. I don't care. I've already lost
302. 12:02count. As long as the Argentines are
303. 12:03like this. having changed the name of
304. 12:07their country, to Argentina. As long as
305. 12:10they drink so much mate and have no
306. 12:12closure, I will keep making videos, God
307. 12:14willing. Goodbye. Bye.