TRUMP Y SÁNCHEZ en la final del Mundial... ¿IRÁ MILEI? — Transcript

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1. 0:00You already know that on Sunday we will
2. 0:02face, well, in this case Argentina, the
3. 0:04World Cup final. Everyone knows this,
4. 0:06on every planet in this universe, in
5. 0:08this galaxy, but what you don't know is
6. 0:10this. Listen.
7. 0:11The World Cup final will be a
8. 0:12succession ritual between Messi and
9. 0:14Lamí, and everyone is realizing it. So
10. 0:16much so that the devil has already sent
11. 0:19his people to deny the rumors. This is
12. 0:21a photo of Messi and Jamal when he was
13. 0:23a baby and it is real. People are
14. 0:25saying that this is all a huge
15. 0:27conspiracy and that FIFA has fixed the
16. 0:28games for the last 20 years.
17. 0:30Apparently, and this is true, this
18. 0:33photo here is the real Messi and that
19. 0:35child is the bad Minja. Well, typical
20. 0:38promotion of children and protégés or
21. 0:40something like that is the issue. And
22. 0:43this photo is real, I don't know how
23. 0:45many years ago. And who would have told
24. 0:47Messi that he was going to have to face
25. 0:49the bad Minja? That BB was going to be
26. 0:52the one who could take away his last
27. 0:54World Cup, because, of course, what can
28. 0:56happen with Messi is that, well, he's
29. 0:58already won one, but he can go home
30. 1:00without a World Cup and the little bad
31. 1:02girl, that baby who had arms, who took
32. 1:04a picture smiling, now suddenly takes
33. 1:06the crown from him in a way. Well,
34. 1:09that's what's happening. Have you seen,
35. 1:10by the way? Well, let's talk about
36. 1:12Pedro Sánchez, okay? Because it seems
37. 1:13that he is going to attend the World
38. 1:15Cup final, but I want you to see this.
39. 1:19It's King Felipe VI, sorry, with his
40. 1:22family watching the semi-final against
41. 1:25France. I mean,
42. 1:29nothing so fake has ever been seen in
43. 1:31life watching football from a sofa
44. 1:32diagonally.
45. 1:3835 photographers. They couldn't even
46. 1:40get their noses out, huh? Well, we have
47. 1:42a referee. That's how the draw went.
48. 1:53This is like the conclave, you know? To
49. 1:54choose a pope. His name is Lafko Binic.
50. 2:00And pay attention, OK Diario publishes
51. 2:03this as breaking news. The referee of
52. 2:05the World Cup final was arrested for
53. 2:06drug trafficking, prostitution and arms
54. 2:08trafficking. I mean, I know that the
55. 2:15game will be clean, just so you know.
56. 2:19Well, they've decided to give it to him
57. 2:20, since he's a very experienced referee
58. 2:22. Uh, I think it favors the Spanish
59. 2:24team in this case because one of the
60. 2:26things that people like the least, and
61. 2:28it's hard to say this for a referee
62. 2:30who's going to referee the final, right
63. 2:32? Is that, let's say, he's very
64. 2:35sensitive to contact, he calls a lot of
65. 2:37fouls and as it seems that the game is
66. 2:39going to develop, uh, it seems that
67. 2:41this could benefit the Spanish team. It
68. 2:45seems that what Argentina is doing in
69. 2:47the World Cup is giving punches and
70. 2:49that uh there could be a lot of yellows
71. 2:51and a lot of reds, as this guy says,
72. 2:53penalties, etc. The break is going to
73. 2:55be a bit of an abnormal break, 17
74. 2:57minutes, not 15, which is what the
75. 2:59rules say. And performances by Shakida,
76. 3:02BTS, and I don't know who else. Listen.
77. 3:04FIFA turns World Cup final halftime
78. 3:06into the American Super Bowl. After
79. 3:09days of speculation, the halftime break
80. 3:11will last a total of 17 minutes instead
81. 3:13of the traditional 15 minutes set by
82. 3:15the rules. The reason is that FIFA
83. 3:18wants a big show in the style of the
84. 3:20American Super Bowl, where different
85. 3:22advertising interests also come
86. 3:23together. The show will last 11 minutes
87. 3:26with a luxury lineup, including Sakira,
88. 3:28Madonna, Justin Bieber and BTS. All
89. 3:30under the artistic direction of Chris
90. 3:32Marvin. In just 6 minutes, more than
91. 3:34300 workers will have to set up and
92. 3:36dismantle a giant stage without
93. 3:38damaging the grass. Do you like this
94. 3:40format for the final or do you think it
95. 3:42is excessive and could disrupt the
96. 3:43rhythm of the match too much? Well,
97. 3:45Pedro Sánchez, our president, is
98. 3:47finally going to attend. At first he
99. 3:49said no, but I don't know if he's
100. 3:51encouraged because the woman who is
101. 3:53accused of four crimes has had her
102. 3:55passport returned, apparently, and can
103. 3:57now go to the United States, or because
104. 4:00, uh, the president of Argentina is
105. 4:02finally not going to attend and he said
106. 4:04: "Well, the box made him a little
107. 4:06dizzy because Trump was, uh, my law and
108. 4:08it was him along with the king", who
109. 4:11gets along well with the king, but
110. 4:13sometimes yes, sometimes no. Uh, what's
111. 4:15happening? He's not going to go, my law
112. 4:17. Miley said that of course he's not
113. 4:18going to go because he hasn't gone to
114. 4:19the previous games and that he's not
115. 4:20going to go for whatever might happen.
116. 4:22A rather egocentric position, by the
117. 4:24way. If the course of a party depends
118. 4:26on a gentleman, whatever his name is,
119. 4:28strange. But anyway, a humble position.
120. 4:30He's going to
121. 4:31coincide in the box in New York with
122. 4:33the Spanish royal family and with the
123. 4:35American president Donald Trump.
124. 4:37Regarding the most notable absences,
125. 4:38Argentine President Javier Miley will
126. 4:40not be attending. He has said that if
127. 4:42he hasn't watched any matches at the
128. 4:43stadium, the final will be no less so
129. 4:44as not to bring him bad luck. It is
130. 4:46true that Begoña Gómez will not be
131. 4:47attending that match. She will not be
132. 4:49attending and accompanying Pedro
133. 4:51Sánchez.
134. 4:52Trump wants to be the star of the World
135. 4:54Cup final and wants to hand out the
136. 4:55Champions Cup. Let's see. I wouldn't
137. 4:58find it strange, weird or bad.
138. 5:00Everything that can be criticized about
139. 5:02Trump, okay? But the fact that the
140. 5:04President of the United States, a
141. 5:06powerful guy, who is not the President
142. 5:08of Spain, who is hosting this
143. 5:10competition, the prize, the cup, well,
144. 5:12it seems better than this Infantino,
145. 5:14who is the president of FIFA, well, it
146. 5:16does seem to me that it gives him more
147. 5:19presence. In fact, they asked his...
148. 5:22Well, I suppose this person will be
149. 5:24from his cabinet, who do you want to
150. 5:26win, Spain or Argentina? Trump gets
151. 5:29along very well with my law. I
152. 5:30understand Argentina is faring poorly
153. 5:31with Pedro Sánchez here.
154. 5:35President Trump said he had some harsh
155. 5:37words for Spain at the NATO summit last
156. 5:42week. Does that mean he's going to
157. 5:45support Argentina? Dani says, "I feel
158. 5:51lucky, but I can't...I haven't spoken
159. 5:54to him about it, but if you ask him
160. 6:01before the game, I'm sure he'll give
161. 6:03you a funny answer." Damn, how he
162. 6:06handled the answer, huh? Well, I'm
163. 6:11telling you that if Trump, who is also
164. 6:13a sincere guy, is asked who is going to
165. 6:14win or who he wants to win, Argentina
166. 6:16or Spain, he'll tell you Argentina. And
167. 6:20he also tells you, to look good,
168. 6:22although this guy is not afraid or shy
169. 6:25about saying whatever he wants, he
170. 6:27tells you that it's because he's a
171. 6:29friend of my law and that America and
172. 6:32America, I mean, America (North America
173. 6:35, to be more precise) and South America
174. 6:37are sisters, whatever you want, but
175. 6:40Spain, I'm telling you, no. By the way,
176. 6:43I want to finish with this Mexican, not
177. 6:45Argentine, excuse me, that is going to
178. 6:47make us Spaniards incredibly angry. We
179. 6:49have to fool the Spanish, we have to
180. 6:51treat the Spanish like idiots, because
181. 6:53the Spanish are stupid, man.
182. 6:56We have to generate a great planetary
183. 6:59bullying. It's the cool guys against
184. 7:02the idiots. That's really how it is.
185. 7:05And they hate us, you know? They hate
186. 7:07us. We were their colony, they detest
187. 7:11us and now comes the only thing they
188. 7:16can't control, the only variable they
189. 7:18can't control, because they, the
190. 7:20Galicians, the Spanish, know they are
191. 7:22idiots. Let's
192. 7:25see, we are idiots, yes we can accept
193. 7:28it, but then you are the cheap 2.0 copy
194. 7:31of the idiots because you owe us your
195. 7:34culture, you owe us your genetics. How
196. 7:40is this going to screw you? And you
197. 7:42don't owe each other all you
198. 7:45have. Everything you have there, you
199. 7:49owe it all to the Spanish and the
200. 7:52Italians, okay? I mean, if we are fools
201. 7:56, then you are just the Temu knock-off
202. 7:59version of fools, because we are the
203. 8:021.0 version of you, all right? You owe
204. 8:06us your language, your culture, you owe
205. 8:08us everything, even the
206. 8:10internet cable you have there, even the
207. 8:12watering can you have on the wall to
208. 8:14try to cover up the wall that you
209. 8:16haven't even painted. You can see it
210. 8:19there. We brought that from Spain too.
211. 8:23Pay attention to what I'm telling you.
212. 8:24You're, you're an idiot. Well, cover
213. 8:28yourself up, paint the room, come on,
214. 8:30my friend. Well, there's the video.
215. 8:31Pedro Sánchez is going to participate,
216. 8:34he's going. This man, uh, brings bad
217. 8:37luck, but I only hope for one thing.
218. 8:41Televisión Española has to broadcast
219. 8:43what happens there, and lately, a lot
220. 8:45of people gather at these types of
221. 8:47sporting events, and if there are
222. 8:49Spaniards, they'll shout "Pedro
223. 8:51Sánchez, hijo de fruta," which is like
224. 8:54a national sport. And Televisión
225. 8:57Española, Telepedro, can't cover that
226. 8:59up. No matter how much they say, "Hey,
227. 9:02when it's playing, when they say this,
228. 9:04chant this, you guys start talking over
229. 9:06it." It's going to be heard, and I'm
230. 9:08going to love that. So, thanks for
231. 9:10watching. See you in the next video.
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234. 9:17you later. Bye.