Trabajé en Lugares Donde No Trabajo Hasta Que Se Dieron cuenta — Transcript

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1. 0:00Today I’m going to work in places
2. 0:02where I don't actually work and
3. 0:03complete three missions in each one
4. 0:04without getting caught. I cannot leave
5. 0:07my shift until I succeed. What size?
6. 0:09What size were you looking for?
7. 0:10Security guard. Missions: make a beep
8. 0:12beep beep beep sound when someone walks
9. 0:14by. Check for a valid purchase and
10. 0:16don't let anyone in with food or drinks
11. 0:18.
12. 0:20Someone from security is coming.
13. 0:25I felt bad. The kid was so happy eating
14. 0:27his candy, and I had to tell him he
15. 0:29couldn't come in with food. Damn it, I
16. 0:31picked the door where no one enters.
17. 0:33Let's go.
18. 0:34Have a good one. Excuse me, can I check
19. 0:36your receipt, please?
20. 0:37Oh, no, this is from something else.
21. 0:38It's from something else. It’s not
22. 0:39from the store. No, we didn't buy
23. 0:41anything. No, we have other clothes
24. 0:43here.
25. 0:44But it's just the Liverpool bag.
26. 0:47Ah, well, I'll trust you because you
27. 0:48look like good people. Well, yeah.
28. 0:51No, it’s washed and wrinkled, look.
29. 0:54Oh, okay, that’s fine. Very good.
30. 0:56Have a great day. It’s
31. 0:57good that you check, because, exactly.
32. 1:00Thank you very much.
33. 1:00People even steal lemons.
34. 1:02Even lemons, they've had lemons stolen
35. 1:03from them. Yes.
36. 1:05Yes. Yesterday they stole a bag of
37. 1:06lemons from me.
38. 1:07Yesterday they stole a bag of lemons
39. 1:08from her. I didn't know.
40. 1:10It's because I wasn't on security.
41. 1:11Otherwise, I would have made sure they
42. 1:13didn't steal it. Have a nice day. Beep
43. 1:25beep beep beep.
44. 1:32Excuse me, you can't come in with
45. 1:34drinks or food.
46. 1:35No, why?
47. 1:36Because you could stain the clothes.
48. 1:38Oh, come on.
49. 1:39No, I'm sorry. Company policy.
50. 1:41You can finish it if you want.
51. 1:47Yes, yes, yes. Bottoms up, bottoms up!
52. 1:51Very good. Go ahead, girls, have a good
53. 1:54shopping trip.
54. 1:56Good afternoon.
55. 1:57Good afternoon.
56. 1:58I already finished the three missions
57. 2:00and didn't have to threaten anyone with
58. 2:02my gun.
59. 2:02Being a security guard is a very
60. 2:04difficult job. Imagine having to spend
61. 2:06hours standing, attentive to everything
62. 2:07, and having to endure mistreatment and
63. 2:09anger from people just for doing your
64. 2:11job. Honestly, my respects to everyone
65. 2:13who performs this work. Now then, let's
66. 2:14move on to the next one, which is
67. 2:21waitress. The missions are: number one,
68. 2:23clean three tables. Number two, serve a
69. 2:25dish. And number three, take an order
70. 2:27from a table.
71. 2:28Welcome. Come on in. Welcome, guys.
72. 2:32Have you eaten yet?
73. 2:35Hello. How are you?
74. 2:36Good.
75. 2:37That’s good. I'm inviting people to
76. 2:39come in and eat.
77. 2:40Oh, I see. And who hired you? Oh, I'm
78. 2:43new.
79. 2:45You're new? Yes, yes,
80. 2:47sure.
81. 2:48You're the manager.
82. 2:49You hired me.
83. 2:51Of course not.
84. 2:51No, you don't remember. Damn, I've been
85. 2:54caught. My first day on the job. Oh,
86. 2:58look, let me help my coworker. Hi, can
87. 3:01I clear your table?
88. 3:09Thanks. Hell yeah. I was looking for a
89. 3:12clean table.
90. 3:14Hi, can I clear your table? Yes. Uh,
91. 3:18tell me where from.
92. 3:19Oh, they're having job interviews. Oh,
93. 3:21I wanted to see if they'd hire me by
94. 3:23showing I work well.
95. 3:25Oh, okay. Oh, thanks. But are you
96. 3:27giving me an
97. 3:28Yes. No, my apologies. I hadn't
98. 3:29realized it was an interview. My
99. 3:31apologies. I won't bother you. Oh man.
100. 3:33I'm so clumsy. I just happened to run
101. 3:36into the manager. Let's go, let's go,
102. 3:39let's go, let's go. Is everything okay
103. 3:48with your order?
104. 3:49Can I clear this?
105. 3:51Did you like it?
106. 3:53Everything was delicious.
107. 3:54Very good. We hope to see you back soon
108. 3:56.
109. 3:56Again.
110. 3:57Thank you both. Bye. How do you do it?
111. 4:02So it doesn't move. Hello, good
112. 4:04afternoon. I'm new.
113. 4:06Where should I go?
114. 4:07Nothing, ma'am.
115. 4:08I'll throw the trash there. Technically
116. 4:09I've already cleaned three tables, I've
117. 4:11met the first goal. It's hard, isn't it
118. 4:13?
119. 4:14Yes.
120. 4:15Oh, I do this and then with my dominant
121. 4:21hand I start doing this. Oh, don't let
122. 4:26it fall. I'd better stop getting in
123. 4:27your way, guys. Ah. Ah. It was very
124. 4:29hard for me to find a stable job, since
125. 4:31I kept getting fired from everywhere. I
126. 4:33was about to give up until I found my
127. 4:36pack. Here I realized we have the same
128. 4:39uniform, so I'm going to
129. 4:40Super easy,
130. 4:41dude. We're dressed like twins. Hello,
131. 4:44good afternoon. How are you? My name is
132. 4:46Celeste. I will be in charge of your
133. 4:47service. Would you like to start by
134. 4:49ordering something to drink? Would you
135. 4:50like a minute more to look without
136. 4:52pressure? They accepted me, they
137. 4:54adopted me without the manager's
138. 4:55permission yet. Mineral orangeade.
139. 4:57Enjoy your meal. Little straw. I
140. 5:00already served an order, David. Thanks.
141. 5:03It's a pleasure.
142. 5:03Thanks to my fellow waiters for helping
143. 5:05me. In the end, I was fired from here
144. 5:07too, but the important thing is that I
145. 5:09managed to do the missions. Now, before
146. 5:11we continue, it's a good time to like
147. 5:13this if you're enjoying the dynamic,
148. 5:15because if we reach 100,000 likes,
149. 5:16we'll do a second part. Alright, the
150. 5:18next job is a salesperson at a clothing
151. 5:21store. How can I help you? These are
152. 5:23the missions. Number one, help someone
153. 5:25with their purchase. Number two, take
154. 5:26charge of the fitting rooms. And number
155. 5:28three, change the clothes on a
156. 5:29mannequin.
157. 5:30Is there anything I can help with? Are
158. 5:31you looking for a specific size?
159. 5:33I don't even know what size I am today.
160. 5:34M, usually it's 31, 34. I'll be right
161. 5:39here, man. If you need anything at all.
162. 5:40I'm going to head to the fitting rooms.
163. 5:42I'll wait for you there so you can try
164. 5:43it on. Do you only want to try one
165. 5:44garment? Yes. Okay. Here you go. You
166. 5:49can go in.
167. 5:50How many items are there?
168. 5:52Oh, I'm working.
169. 5:53Four. Yes. Oh, sorry, I didn't see you.
170. 5:56I'll take four.
171. 5:58Thanks.
172. 5:59Go ahead, I'll let you continue. they
173. 6:01put me to watch
174. 6:02Yes. Oh, very good, very good. She's
175. 6:04doing an excellent job. So,
176. 6:07mission accomplished.
177. 6:13Oh, my coworkers, there are my
178. 6:15coworkers.
179. 6:26We didn't change his clothes, but we
180. 6:27styled him differently. I'd say we did
181. 6:30it. Besides, there are my coworkers,
182. 6:32before they fire me.
183. 6:33Honestly, it was very easy to complete
184. 6:35these missions, but you have to
185. 6:36recognize the big job it is to run a
186. 6:38store. It has to look tidy, you have to
187. 6:39stay helpful and in a good mood.
188. 6:41Without a doubt, those who dedicate
189. 6:42themselves to this have great patience.
190. 6:44If you want to know what the next job
191. 6:46is, it's about being a movie theater
192. 6:48worker. Missions: Number one, watch a
193. 6:50movie for 5 minutes. Number two, eat
194. 6:52free popcorn. And number three, clean a
195. 6:54theater hall. We're not going to reveal
196. 6:56our methods for getting inside. Minions
197. 6:58.
198. 6:58Yes. Ah,
199. 6:59thank you. But once inside, we ran into
200. 7:02a coworker who thought we were there
201. 7:03for training. So, he taught me
202. 7:05everything I needed to know to clean a
203. 7:07hall well. The
204. 7:08hall one. Let's see.
205. 7:10Okay. Oh, look, I found a peso. Finders
206. 7:15keepers. I found a peso. Yes, I'm going
207. 7:19to ask you guys, when you come to the
208. 7:20movies, please pick up your trash. I
209. 7:23managed to clean the hall, but I still
210. 7:24have two missions left. Let's see if I
211. 7:26can infiltrate the snack bar. No way,
212. 7:28my dream has always been to have this
213. 7:30in front of me. And if they catch us
214. 7:38grabbing popcorn, we'll get fired.
215. 7:41I've already served it for you.
216. 7:43Oh, served.
217. 7:43Yes.
218. 7:44Oh, thank you very much.
219. 7:45No, don't mention it. Here's some
220. 7:46popcorn.
221. 7:50That would be all.
222. 7:51Enjoy your show. Last mission, get into
223. 7:57a movie. Greetings to Yaletsi and
224. 8:01Anthony, who are great followers of the
225. 8:03videos, right?
226. 8:08After a long day of work, this is my
227. 8:11favorite part, being able to enjoy 5
228. 8:14minutes of a movie. Well, missions
229. 8:17accomplished. Getting into work like
230. 8:19this changed me more than I expected. I
231. 8:21didn't just try out jobs. When you're
232. 8:23new, you depend completely on others
233. 8:25and even so, most choose to help you.
234. 8:27Without asking too much and without
235. 8:29judging, just because they know what it
236. 8:30feels like to be in that spot. And
237. 8:32something I want to make clear is that
238. 8:34none of this was to expose or get
239. 8:35anyone in trouble. On the contrary, if
240. 8:37there's one thing I'm taking with me,
241. 8:38it's respect for all the people who,
242. 8:40without having the context, acted with
243. 8:41patience, a good attitude, and
244. 8:42professionalism. That says much more
245. 8:44about them than anything else. And well
246. 8:46, friends, that's how an excellent
247. 8:48workday ends. This is my pay, a hairnet
248. 8:51, one peso. It's work at this.
249. 8:53Everything I did was with sweat and
250. 8:54tears, tears because they kicked me out
251. 8:56of many places, but we don't let that
252. 8:57get us down. The truth is that people
253. 8:59did their jobs; everyone did it very
254. 9:01well and was very respectful to me.
255. 9:03Forgive me to all those I bothered
256. 9:05today, it was not my intention. I am
257. 9:07also working on that, you know? Give it
258. 9:09a thumbs up because if we reach 100,000
259. 9:11likes, we'll do a second part, why not?
260. 9:14If you enjoyed it, which I know you did
261. 9:16, hit like and subscribe. And well, I'm
262. 9:18Celgrini and I'll see you next time.
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