Top Notch 3 - Unit 4 Scene 2 — Transcript

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1. 0:09Look at this.
2. 0:10The paper says that a tornado carried a
3. 0:12woman for 300 miles and she lived to
4. 0:15tell about it.
5. 0:17I'm not sure if you know this, but that
6. 0:20story isn't true.
7. 0:23It's in the paper. It must be true.
8. 0:25That paper is trash. I can't believe
9. 0:28you're reading it.
10. 0:29What do you mean?
11. 0:31It's fiction. It's not news. Nothing in
12. 0:34there is true. If you want real news,
13. 0:37you have to read this paper.
14. 0:38That paper is boring. This one's much
15. 0:41more interesting.
16. 0:45Woman gives birth to cow.
17. 0:49Man builds house from bread.
18. 0:53Baby with two heads? Come on. This is
19. 0:56offensive.
20. 1:00Storm kills 100 in Texas.
21. 1:04Train accident kills five, injures more.
22. 1:09Man kills wife and son.
23. 1:12I'm sorry, but all that death and
24. 1:14destruction is pretty offensive to me.
25. 1:18I know that these things happened and I
26. 1:20know that those didn't.
27. 1:22You don't know that. You just assume
28. 1:24that it's true.
29. 1:26Let's ask Bob and Mr. Evans what paper
30. 1:28they read.
31. 1:33Never mind. Let's just read.
32. 1:36That sounds good to me.
33. 1:40Look at this. A man with four legs.