TIVEMOS UM FINALISTA NA LIGA! 🔥 MODO CARREIRA: RECONSTRUINDO TRIO INGLÊS! Ep. 02 — Transcript
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- 0:00Starting the second episode of
- 0:02Rebuilding here. We're here with Igão,
- 0:04Leleca, and Pedrão.
- 0:05Oh glory.
- 0:06Unfortunately, we have to use lapel
- 0:08mics, the audio might be a bit worse,
- 0:10but I think our audio mixer broke here.
- 0:12So, leave a like, we're gonna have to
- 0:14buy a new one, guys. Subscribe to the
- 0:16channel, come on. I was very happy with
- 0:18your comments and especially your
- 0:19support, because many people recognized
- 0:21the work we put in, gentlemen. So, the
- 0:23crowd saying: "Yo, let's leave a like,
- 0:25let's hype it up." Some people even
- 0:26sent Super Chats. So, man, thank you so
- 0:29much, thank you really. Whoever can,
- 0:31leave a like, drop a star, if you want
- 0:33to send a Super Chat. And I also liked
- 0:34many opinions from the crowd telling us
- 0:36to do it with the São Paulo teams. We
- 0:38will do it, okay? I don't know if we'll
- 0:40open a vote for the São Paulo teams.
- 0:42The idea to do it with France, so that
- 0:44will definitely happen. Deal? But let's
- 0:46move to the second episode, which is
- 0:47very interesting. The market is a bit
- 0:49different this time. We won't have
- 0:51three options for everything, alright
- 0:52gentlemen? Because as time goes by,
- 0:54some veterans become very useless. I'm
- 0:57not going to waste time putting them
- 0:58here just to give our editor more work.
- 1:00Alright.
- 1:01Alright.
- 1:02So let's go, recapping. But Johnny, I
- 1:05was looking at my team, I only have
- 1:07three subs. Why?
- 1:09Ah, so this time you'll only be able to
- 1:11sell three players from your bench,
- 1:13alright guys? Because you have a lean
- 1:16roster and FIFA doesn't let you remove
- 1:18too many people. So if I let you mess
- 1:20with five, you'll probably keep selling
- 1:22, it won't trim down much and it'll
- 1:23mess up the simulation here. So this
- 1:25time it will be only three, okay?
- 1:27Sold the whole bench. My bench had five
- 1:29guys there, man.
- 1:31No, the players remain on your team,
- 1:33okay? Just so you know, they stay in
- 1:34the roster. It's just that if it gets
- 1:36too thin, it messes up the simulation
- 1:38here. So let's avoid that.
- 1:39Let's go with this one here, man.
- 1:41So, things that happened. Some of your
- 1:44players returned from loan, so they
- 1:46were on loan. Barry is an example of
- 1:48that, he's a guy who just popped up
- 1:50there at Everton, appeared in the
- 1:52middle of the simulation, so like, he
- 1:54simply appeared, I had to put him in.
- 1:56Grealish left Pedrão's team, Douglas
- 1:58Luiz left Igão's team. So let's start
- 2:00the second episode. First of all,
- 2:02gentlemen, let's recap how your teams
- 2:04and overalls are looking, please.
- 2:06Let's do it. Here we go, my dear Oblak
- 2:09with an 88 overall, he stayed. Wesley,
- 2:1380 at right back. Murilo, 84, got a
- 2:17wonderful upgrade. Jair, 76, also got a
- 2:21solid overall upgrade. And Lewis Hall,
- 2:2482. My defensive mid is Ruben Neves, 85
- 2:28overall. Elliott with 83 overall and
- 2:30Nico Paz also with 83. Barcola went to
- 2:3486, Igor Jesus 79, and Francisco
- 2:37Conceição 82.
- 2:39Man, Igão's guys are playing great and
- 2:41their value went up, right?
- 2:42Yeah. Envy, right?
- 2:45Leleco, tell us yours, brother.
- 2:47That was bad envy.
- 2:48Lelec, guys, just one thing, remember I
- 2:50said there was a bug where I had
- 2:52duplicated Udogie? I hadn't duplicated
- 2:54Udogie,
- 2:55it was supposed to be a monster duo,
- 2:57wasn't it? Actually, there is another
- 2:59guy with a lower overall named Uff and
- 3:01he's also a left back, and I got
- 3:03confused at the time and he ended up
- 3:04getting playing time and he evolved
- 3:06like crazy.
- 3:07It pays off, doesn't it, man?
- 3:09The system is with Lelec, he got lucky.
- 3:11That's the truth.
- 3:12Good thing it's going to be.
- 3:13Go ahead, Leleco. Let's go, my dear
- 3:15West Ham here with my goalkeeper Diogo
- 3:18Costa with 85 overall, Wan-Bissaka 81,
- 3:20Vivian and Stones. Vivian is at 85 and
- 3:23Stones is at 82. At left back, there's
- 3:25Udogie with 78. In the midfield, Declan
- 3:29Rice at 86, Isco 83, and Lucas Paquetá
- 3:32at 80. Now in attack on the left wing,
- 3:35there's Jadon Sancho with 82, Bowen
- 3:38with 83, and Samu with 82.
- 3:41Nice, Pedrão.
- 3:42My great Everton side in goal, 84
- 3:45overall. Frimpong, 84 overall. Then my
- 3:48promising defense, but the overall is
- 3:50still a bit low. Antonio Silva 79
- 3:52overall and Ben White 81. Dimarco is at
- 3:5585 overall. Goretzka in the middle, 82
- 3:58overall. The Spanish duo, Gavi and
- 4:00Sancet, both with 85 overall. Then on
- 4:03the left wing, Nusa with 80, Gabriel
- 4:05Jesus with 80 in attack. And on the
- 4:07right wing, my prospect, Dibling with
- 4:1077 overall, on the bench, Alcaraz 78,
- 4:12Barry 79, and Mykolenko also 79.
- 4:15Pedrão got lucky because, man, his
- 4:17players evolved after the season.
- 4:19Not luck, competence. Gavi evolved like
- 4:22crazy, like, with months left before
- 4:24the end and at the start of the
- 4:25simulation. That happens. But have you
- 4:27told Pedrão about the news regarding
- 4:29Gavi? Not yet.
- 4:30Ah, take it easy. Let's go.
- 4:31Tore his ACL, man. Again. He'll have to
- 4:34be taken out.
- 4:35Let's go, gentlemen.
- 4:36Fabrizio Romano said he'll need to have
- 4:38his arm amputated and will have to
- 4:40retire from football forever.
- 4:41Let's go. This season you'll have
- 4:44different budgets, okay? Pedrão, for
- 4:47finishing in seventh place, will have
- 4:49160 million to spend.
- 4:50Beautiful thing.
- 4:51Igão, for finishing in ninth place,
- 4:54will have 145.
- 4:55Oh, glory.
- 4:56Damn.
- 4:57And Lelec, for finishing in 12th, only
- 5:00125, right?
- 5:01Poor guy.
- 5:01Okay. And first of all, we have the
- 5:04vote from you guys on Instagram, man.
- 5:07There were over 3,000 votes, okay? My
- 5:09God, a channel record, guys,
- 5:11man. Over 3,000 votes decided who would
- 5:14get help and it was a 1%difference in
- 5:16the votes.
- 5:17One
- 5:181%of the votes. And
- 5:21glory, how envious.
- 5:23The people are with me, family. The
- 5:24people are with me.
- 5:26The truth is, Pedrão messed up because
- 5:28he took too long to post and he posted
- 5:30in a shitty way.
- 5:31What is that? The only one who posted
- 5:34asking for help properly was Igor and
- 5:36he won. Leleco also posted in just any
- 5:38old way. Pedrão just reposted a story
- 5:40full of information there. The guys
- 5:42didn't do any promotion.
- 5:44And Pedrão got screwed because he was
- 5:45chosen as the one who's going to suffer
- 5:47. Fine, fine, fine.
- 5:49The people are with Esporte Resenha.
- 5:50I'm playing away from home.
- 5:52So Igão, I'm going to spin the wheel
- 5:54of fortune here for you, which has a
- 5:56few options.
- 5:57Oh, glory.
- 5:58Some have more chance, others less. But
- 6:00let's go. Do you want to press it or
- 6:02can I press it?
- 6:03I'll let you press it. You're good at
- 6:05that. There.
- 6:05Press yours there.
- 6:07Spin it and I'll press mine here.
- 6:09It spun. The wheel is showing there for
- 6:11you guys.
- 6:11Man, IG is so damn lucky, dude.
- 6:14Ah,
- 6:14bring it on. He's here, folks.
- 6:16Igão is so damn lucky, dude.
- 6:18Bellig is the new signing.
- 6:20Plus 50 million in the bank, brother.
- 6:22Do you have any idea?
- 6:23That's not it, right? There were three
- 6:26chances to get 20 million more, two
- 6:28chances to get 30 more, one chance to
- 6:30get 50 more, and one that was selling
- 6:32an overpriced player where he could
- 6:34choose a player to earn 50%more. He
- 6:36simply got 50 million in the bank
- 6:38without selling anyone.
- 6:39That's it. It's a reflection of society
- 6:41, right? The rich get richer, right?
- 6:42And the poor get happier and happier.
- 6:44Now even the wheel of bad luck. Benzem,
- 6:46do you want me to spin or do you want
- 6:48to spin?
- 6:48You go ahead, man. I trust you.
- 6:50Strong on the bad luck.
- 6:51Wheel of bad luck. Oh, glory.
- 6:53Let's see for me.
- 6:55You were lucky too.
- 6:57Come with me.
- 6:58There was only one chance
- 6:59to land on minus 10 million in cash and
- 7:01you got minus 10 million in cash.
- 7:03Just some taxes.
- 7:04Damn, that's crazy, man.
- 7:06The taxman is going to bite you soon.
- 7:08There was an option to sell the best
- 7:09player, there was an option for minus
- 7:1130 million. There are several bad
- 7:12options. He got the easiest one.
- 7:14That one he got is minus 10. And and
- 7:16the player, right? No, no, no. And now,
- 7:20gentlemen, you can go there, if you
- 7:22want you can pause the video, because
- 7:24on our stories the voting for the third
- 7:26episode is happening, who should be
- 7:28helped and who should be hindered, okay
- 7:30? So, take the voting seriously and I
- 7:32hope you gentlemen promote it better
- 7:34because only Igor promoted his voting
- 7:36correctly. Alright.
- 7:37Remove Igor from the thumbnail too.
- 7:40You can remove it, bro.
- 7:41Well, gentlemen, now let's begin. I'll
- 7:43be revealing the
- 7:45corruption here.
- 7:46Who wants to start? This time we're
- 7:48going to draw the two presidential
- 7:50cards and the two financial cards and
- 7:52the joker card, which has two new joker
- 7:53cards.
- 7:54A lot of stuff.
- 7:55Let's go, Igão. You start:
- 7:57presidential card one, two, or three.
- 7:59We want urgent results. Bring at least
- 8:01three players in the window.
- 8:02Leave it to me.
- 8:03And remember that if you don't complete
- 8:05it, there will be a little problem next
- 8:07season. Leleco. One or two, brother.
- 8:09Ah, one.
- 8:10Sign at least two prospects. Alright,
- 8:13two are left for you. We need to
- 8:14rejuvenate our squad. Do not sign
- 8:16veterans.
- 8:17None.
- 8:17None. You cannot sign any veteran.
- 8:19You hit the B.
- 8:20It's the mafia.
- 8:20You hit the good one. Veteran, man.
- 8:22Draw now, Pedrão. Four, five, or six.
- 8:25Already coming with five.
- 8:26Bring at least one South American
- 8:27player to our squad.
- 8:28OK.
- 8:29Nice and easy. Igão. Yeah, Lelec. Four
- 8:31or six?
- 8:32Six.
- 8:33Bring two Europeans to our squad.
- 8:34Alright.
- 8:35Igão got four. Whoops,
- 8:37sell our oldest player before he
- 8:38depreciates.
- 8:39Wow, I was going to sell Algoisco, huh?
- 8:41I was going to sell De Mar. No,
- 8:43oldest.
- 8:44Oldest of the starters.
- 8:45Just him, right? Not Oblak.
- 8:47Wow,
- 8:51damn.
- 8:52Someone is going to be without a
- 8:54goalkeeper. Wow, welcome to the notes.
- 8:58Igão. Look, the worst, the worst, oh,
- 9:00to show I'm not lying, you can read it
- 9:03there, see.
- 9:03Yeah, right? to show I'm not lying.
- 9:06Yeah, right? Alright.
- 9:08It's just edited stuff there.
- 9:10Edited like that.
- 9:11Let's go, Igao. Financial cards one,
- 9:13two or three with
- 9:14one from Roger C.
- 9:15We trust in your work for this season.
- 9:17Plus 20 million, damn.
- 9:20The guy is rich.
- 9:21Leleco. Two or three, brother.
- 9:23Oh, I can feel my face getting red with
- 9:25envy, man. Damn.
- 9:26Two or three? Lelec.
- 9:28Two.
- 9:28We had to give a raise to our best
- 9:30player. Minus 10 million.
- 9:31Who is it? Who is the corrupt one there
- 9:33asking for a raise? It's Talanolo, it's
- 9:35not Samu, he improved, he scored a ton
- 9:38of goals, right?
- 9:39Call SAM,
- 9:40call Pedrao, number three is left for
- 9:42you. Our sponsor wants to help more
- 9:44this season. Plus 10 million euros.
- 9:46Come with me
- 9:47now there are three terrible ones too.
- 9:48Now back to Pedrao. 4 or 5 or...
- 9:51or which one did you pick in the in the
- 9:52None of your business.
- 9:54Six.
- 9:54We received an installment from a
- 9:56player sold last year. Plus 15 million.
- 9:58Now, now there are two disasters. It's
- 10:00going to fall on us,
- 10:01Leleco. Four or five,
- 10:03kid. There won't be anything left for
- 10:05the beta, uncle. Five.
- 10:07We invested in a pre-season trip to
- 10:09Asia. Minus 10 million.
- 10:11No,
- 10:12Igao. Four.
- 10:13Always like this, right?
- 10:14We renovated the youth academy facility
- 10:16. Minus 10 million.
- 10:17At least it's deep. Congrat.
- 10:19It would've been easier just to give 10
- 10:20, right? Oh, 10. That's it. It's over.
- 10:23Well, let's go. Wildcard. Who wants to
- 10:25draw from one to seven now, huh?
- 10:26Seven.
- 10:27Oh, Pedrao, I'm really happy you chose
- 10:29seven, okay? It's it's the most
- 10:30different card we have.
- 10:31Scared.
- 10:32And it's quite cool.
- 10:33Scared.
- 10:34It will, I want to see when it's
- 10:35activated.
- 10:36Choose a member to take a shot.
- 10:38Suspend Brazilian soccer, soccer and
- 10:40invest only in ping-pong.
- 10:42They are a team from the Premier League
- 10:43.
- 10:43Man, Pedrao, use this very wisely, for
- 10:46the love of God, Leleco. 1 2 3 4 5 or
- 10:50six.
- 10:51One. Rogerio Ceni. Wait a minute. It
- 10:55you also got a new card, Lelex. There
- 10:58Igao will probably get an old one
- 11:00because the others are old. 2 3 4 5 or
- 11:03six.
- 11:04So number two from Cicinho.
- 11:05Done, gentlemen, it's all set now. All
- 11:08set. Let's hit the market.
- 11:11Let's applaud,
- 11:12gentlemen. Starting with your
- 11:14goalkeeper. I want to know, Gão.
- 11:17What's up, Gão? Dan. What do you think
- 11:22I'm gonna do?
- 11:23Ob. Black's gonna have to go.
- 11:26Oblock who scored several goals in the
- 11:28campaign,
- 11:30moved up, oh, scored two goals, is
- 11:32worth 35 million now.
- 11:34Well, my dearest Diogo Costa is staying
- 11:37, man. No way. De Gea is 35 and can
- 11:39still handle it as a goalie.
- 11:41Igão, let's go, the market is wide
- 11:43open for you.
- 11:44Go straight to the audio. Save your
- 11:45time. No, let's look at veterans.
- 11:47I don't want to hear it. I have to sign
- 11:49three guys from the audio. Let's do the
- 11:51goalkeeper. Let's go, veterans. Bro,
- 11:54this guy is filthy.
- 11:56Alisson, 33 years old, 89 overall,
- 11:59available on the market for just 30
- 12:01million euros. Maignan, who just became
- 12:04a veteran, 30 years old, 88 overall, 45
- 12:07million, or Ederson, 32 years old, 85
- 12:10overall for 15 million. Players in
- 12:12their prime, we have him, who was also
- 12:14in the last video, who wants a new
- 12:16challenge because he can't stand
- 12:18winning nothing at BvB anymore. Kobel,
- 12:2028 years old, 87, 93 potential.
- 12:23What?
- 12:24Potential is dynamic, man. In career
- 12:26mode, potential is dynamic.
- 12:27What is this? The guy became a new
- 12:29Neuer.
- 12:30You'll see now, the potential is based
- 12:31on the season and what's happening. So
- 12:34the potentials are very high. Kobel is
- 12:37for the bargain of 70 million euros.
- 12:39But
- 12:39what is this? Kobel became Pelé too.
- 12:42We have Carnesecchi who's 26, 85, 91
- 12:45potential for 45 million. Or Svilar, 26
- 12:50years old, 84 overall, 88 potential for
- 12:5330 million.
- 12:54Are you going to listen to me? Are you
- 12:56going to make me listen to the
- 12:57prospects too? The
- 12:58I'll spare the editor, I won't put the
- 13:00prospects in.
- 13:01Welcome back, Pelé. Kobel arrives at
- 13:03Nottingham Forest.
- 13:05Kobel sold to Igão for 70 million
- 13:07euros. Leleco, I want to know the
- 13:10following, brother. Which position do
- 13:12you want me to put on the market here?
- 13:14Yo, could be right-back.
- 13:15Let's go to right-back, then. Is your
- 13:17right-back, Lelec, going to stay or go?
- 13:20The great Wan-Bissaka will be sold.
- 13:23I have Frimpong. I'm very well served.
- 13:25I'll stay quiet again.
- 13:26Should I leave this guy alone in the
- 13:28market, man?
- 13:29It's the right-back market, dude.
- 13:31So what? Let him go alone.
- 13:33Alright. Let's go, Leleco. Veterans
- 13:35here at right-back, we have Marcos
- 13:37Llorente, 31 years old, 84 overall,
- 13:39same potential, 35 million. Cancelo at
- 13:4232 years old, 84 overall. And Dumfries
- 13:45at 30 years old, 84 overall.
- 13:46Cancelo costs 30 million, Dumfries 25.
- 13:49Right? In their prime we have Pedro
- 13:52Porro, 26 years old, 84 overall, 88
- 13:55potential for 55 million. We have him,
- 13:58Livramento, 23 years old, 82 overall,
- 14:0190 potential for 45 million. And him,
- 14:04Conor Bradley, from Liverpool, 22 years
- 14:07old, 81 overall, 88 potential for 35
- 14:09million. Want to hear the prospects?
- 14:11No, let's spare the editor, right?
- 14:13You're going to spare the editor, you
- 14:14don't want to hear the prospects?
- 14:15There's a good prospect here, man.
- 14:17Yeah, man. Alright, my bad, Bel, I want
- 14:19to hear it.
- 14:20Rico Lewis,
- 14:21from Manchester City,
- 14:2321 years old, 79 overall, 86 potential,
- 14:26but remember that potential is dynamic,
- 14:2930 million. Kai Wagner, 20 years old,
- 14:3179 overall, 86 potential, also for 30
- 14:34million. And Martin Fernandes, 20 years
- 14:36old, 77 overall, 88 potential for 20
- 14:38million.
- 14:39Man, I think I've already made my
- 14:41decision here. Right here, this
- 14:42category, and my choice is Livramento.
- 14:47Livramento went to Wester's team for
- 14:49just 45 million, sold to Lelé.
- 14:53Pedrão, is your left winger staying or
- 14:55going?
- 14:56That guy Nusa,
- 14:57you could also keep him on the bench.
- 15:00I could, but I think for a 21-year-old
- 15:02kid who's still at 80, 50 million, I'll
- 15:04cash in and sign a star player. Bye,
- 15:08Nusa.
- 15:09Just leaving my observation that I
- 15:10thought it was crazy he sold Nusa.
- 15:12Can you keep him?
- 15:13I don't want to keep him,
- 15:14bro. I'm good with my left winger here,
- 15:16I don't want to sign anyone. Barcola, I
- 15:18spent a pittance on him,
- 15:19bro. Barcola increased in value like
- 15:21crazy.
- 15:22But he's 86 now, right, family? So,
- 15:24like,
- 15:24he's very ready.
- 15:25And he's worth how many, like?
- 15:27100.
- 15:27100 million.
- 15:28Bro, Barcola, if I'm not mistaken, he
- 15:30evolved during the holidays. During the
- 15:32holidays, because he hadn't, I think he
- 15:34had finished at 84 or 85, right, man?
- 15:36Then he started the season at 86, man.
- 15:38Leleco, your left winger then
- 15:40is Jadon Sancho. Man, I really like him
- 15:42, dude. I really like him.
- 15:44He's staying, you can put him on the
- 15:46bench too, but you have to see if you
- 15:47have the money fo
- 15:48he's staying.
- 15:49And remembering that you didn't spend
- 15:50much on Sancho, did you? You'd already
- 15:52be making a profit on him, right? I am,
- 15:54I am profiting, but I think he'll
- 15:55profit a little bit more still. Free
- 15:57market.
- 15:57Free market for the guy named Pedro
- 15:59Ferraz. Pedro Ferraz, let's go. Do you
- 16:01want to hear the veterans?
- 16:02I can't.
- 16:03Then there's no point in us bringing up
- 16:05veterans because it's rough. Man, look,
- 16:07the left-winger market is interesting,
- 16:10but the prospects are also very
- 16:11interesting. Let's go. Prime, first one
- 16:14in the prime category here. Anthony
- 16:16Gordon, 25 years old, 85 overall, 88
- 16:19potential for 70 million euros. The
- 16:23second is Rafael, 27 years old, 85
- 16:26overall, 85 potential for 60 million.
- 16:29But Rafael Leão's potential is like
- 16:31that because he's on a team doing
- 16:32poorly, which is Milan. Nothing
- 16:34guarantees that Rafael Leão can't
- 16:36increase his overall, okay? This is his
- 16:38moment, right? And the third option,
- 16:41Martinelli, 25 years old, 83 overall,
- 16:4387 potential for 50 million. Want to
- 16:46hear the prospects?
- 16:47Please.
- 16:48Amad Diallo, 20 years old, 80 overall.
- 16:52potential of 91 for 45 million. William
- 16:56Gomes from Porto, 20 years old, 77
- 16:59overall, 89 potential for 30 million.
- 17:02And the Ajax player, Mika Godts, 21
- 17:05years old, 77 overall, 88 potential for
- 17:0820 million.
- 17:09Anthony Gordon already knows the
- 17:11Premier League, directly from Newcastle
- 17:13to Everton. Man,
- 17:15Anthony Gordon, 25 years old, sold to
- 17:17Pedrão. It really raises Pedrão's
- 17:19level. True. Rival.
- 17:21Gentlemen, have you noticed that I
- 17:22haven't talked about your bench yet?
- 17:24Precisely because this was usually the
- 17:25moment for the financial cards. Now
- 17:27let's put the bench out so you can make
- 17:29some cash if you want to sell. Starting
- 17:31from your most valued player to the
- 17:33least, right? Right.
- 17:35Igão, your first bench player, is he
- 17:37staying or leaving? How's the situation
- 17:39?
- 17:39Since there are two here, right? Both
- 17:41have the same value. Eh, I'll talk
- 17:43about Omari first. who is worth 25
- 17:45million, 22 years old, 78 overall. He
- 17:48stays, I believe in his potential. He's
- 17:50going to stay,
- 17:51my dear Barco. He's staying, 30 million
- 17:53, 20 years old, 78 overall. He's
- 17:55staying.
- 17:56Perry, 23 years old, 79 overall, 35
- 17:59million. He came back well from the
- 18:01loan, it seems. And that's it, take
- 18:02advantage while his value is up and
- 18:04goodbye, my partner.
- 18:0535 million more in Pedrão's bank.
- 18:06Pedrão, go ahead and pull up your
- 18:08second most expensive one.
- 18:09We're talking about Alcaraz, midfielder
- 18:11, 23 years old, 78 rating. He'll be a
- 18:13good bench player. My second most
- 18:15expensive is Todibo. He will be sold
- 18:18for 25 million. My second most
- 18:20expensive is the great Nicolas
- 18:21Dominguez,
- 18:22who returned from loan.
- 18:23Returned from loan. Defensive
- 18:25midfielder, 25 million, 28 years old. I
- 18:27think he could be important at some
- 18:29point. He stays too. Now
- 18:30you can pull up your third most
- 18:32expensive one. Now the third one, which
- 18:34is the great Ryan Yates, returned from
- 18:36loan too if I'm not mistaken.
- 18:37Man, Nottingham had a bunch of guys
- 18:39appear, the season turned and I even
- 18:41glitched out, dude. A lot of guys
- 18:42appeared.
- 18:43He's already 28, should be in his prime
- 18:46, but only a 78 rating, worth 15
- 18:48million. And he's used by Nottingham
- 18:50Forest,
- 18:52alongside this partner here, Edson
- 18:54Alvarez, who also returned from loan,
- 18:56but has no space in this West Ham team.
- 18:59So, Edson Álvarez is sold. 20 million.
- 19:0220 million.
- 19:0320 million.
- 19:04How many million?
- 19:0520 million.
- 19:0520 million.
- 19:0620 million.
- 19:07Wow, made some bank, huh? Pedrão.
- 19:09Mykolenko, 27 years old, 79 rating.
- 19:12He's worth 20 million as well. I think
- 19:13it's important to make some cash. I'm
- 19:15going to send him away.
- 19:16Now let's head to the defensive
- 19:17midfielder market. Right.
- 19:18Right.
- 19:19Igão, your defensive mid?
- 19:20Man, my defensive mid is Ruben Neves.
- 19:22He's in his prime, right? 29 years old,
- 19:2485 overall.
- 19:2529 years old, but if I'm not mistaken
- 19:27he's turning 30, you know? Like, right
- 19:28now, like, in a few months, because he
- 19:30was 29, if I'm not mistaken, the last
- 19:31time we messed with this too.
- 19:33I'm not going to sell him, but I'll
- 19:34take a look.
- 19:35Igão is going to the market, Lelex,
- 19:37right?
- 19:37My defensive mid is Locatelli. I really
- 19:39like him. He stays, but I'm also going
- 19:41to the market,
- 19:42because you can reallocate him to CM.
- 19:44Even though his main role is defensive
- 19:45mid, he can also play as a CM. But that
- 19:47also depends on the simulator.
- 19:49Oh, I messed up, man. I have a
- 19:50defensive mid here. I'm not, I'm not
- 19:52going to, okay? Oh, you can pass.
- 19:53Oh,
- 19:54oh,
- 19:54oh,
- 19:55no, I thought the guy was a CM, dude.
- 19:56My bad. So, gentlemen? For me, it's OK.
- 19:59For me too, right?
- 19:59So that's it.
- 20:00Pedrão.
- 20:01Chill, it's fine,
- 20:02Pedrão. I'll do the same as Leleco.
- 20:04I'll keep Goretzka in the team, right?
- 20:06He's an important guy, but I'll go to
- 20:08the market for someone sharper, and
- 20:09Goret is getting a bit old.
- 20:11Good shout. Let's head to the market. A
- 20:13lean market, okay? We have two names
- 20:15fewer than usual. First, let's start
- 20:17with the veterans, since Pedrão can't
- 20:19participate. But we have Sergej
- 20:21Milinković-Savić, 31 years old, 84
- 20:23overall for 35 million, and Fabinho, 82
- 20:26overall for just 15 million. Right? If
- 20:29anyone needed a South American...
- 20:32In their prime, the prime list is
- 20:34beautiful. The truth is, the prime
- 20:36defensive midfielders are insane
- 20:38because none of them are old; they can
- 20:40all still improve. Starting with Tonali
- 20:42, 26 years old, 87 overall. Wow,
- 20:4691 potential for a mere 85 million
- 20:49euros. I'm pulling these values
- 20:51straight from FIFA, okay? Second option
- 20:54, Mecha from Borussia Dortmund, 25
- 20:56years old, 84 overall, 88 potential for
- 20:5960 million. And the third, who is also
- 21:03considered a South American because he
- 21:05has dual nationality, Johnny Cardoso,
- 21:0824 years old, 83 overall, 88 potential
- 21:10for 50 million. Right.
- 21:12Right.
- 21:13Let's move to the prospects. The
- 21:14prospects are very interesting and very
- 21:16cheap. First prospect, Boadi, 18-
- 21:19year-old midfielder, French, 78 overall
- 21:22, 90 potential for just 25 million
- 21:24euros. And the second prospect is Mark
- 21:29Bernal from Barcelona, who wants more
- 21:30experience and game time. 19 years old,
- 21:3476 overall, 89 potential for just 20
- 21:37million. All right, gentlemen.
- 21:39All right. Beautiful.
- 21:40You already know where you're going.
- 21:41One for veterans, two for prime, three
- 21:43for prospects. You can close your eyes.
- 21:46One, two, or three.
- 21:47Oh, I see. Both are going to prospects.
- 21:50No.
- 21:51Now, gentlemen, close your little eyes.
- 21:53One for Boadi, the Frenchman, and two
- 21:56for Mark Bernal. Close your eyes. You
- 21:58can show them. Boadi arrives in
- 22:02Leleco's team and Mark Bernal arrives
- 22:04at Everton.
- 22:05Very good on the ball, Bernal.
- 22:07Everton Cebolinha. So, Bernal is at 79
- 22:10overall.
- 22:1076.
- 22:1176.
- 22:13Let's go, gentlemen. Who here needs a
- 22:15center-back?
- 22:16Me.
- 22:16Let's go. Who's pulling, Igão? Pull
- 22:18your most expensive center-back and the
- 22:20other one. Just a center-back duo,
- 22:22right?
- 22:22Beautiful. Murilo is staying. Yeah,
- 22:24Jair is staying too, though he might go
- 22:26to the bench. I'll look for someone
- 22:29more ready, more prepared.
- 22:30Vivian is staying.
- 22:31Very good,
- 22:32very good. Vivian, 26 years old, 85,
- 22:35man. Very good center-back. Now Stones.
- 22:3832 years old, 82 overall. That caught
- 22:41me off guard, I'm selling him. I have
- 22:43Ben White and António Silva, one is 24
- 22:46and the other 22, but one is 81 overall
- 22:48and the other 79. I think they are
- 22:51center-backs that can still develop. I
- 22:53won't sell them, I'll keep them on the
- 22:54bench, but I think I'm lacking
- 22:56experience, so I'll hit the market, but
- 22:58let the boys stay here in peace.
- 22:59Let's go then. Let's go to the veterans
- 23:02for the defense. We only have two
- 23:04options. The first is Pavard, 31 years
- 23:06old, with 84 overall. Same potential,
- 23:0830 million. And Giménez, 31 years old,
- 23:1183 overall for 25 million. Right.
- 23:14Giménez appears with an absurd
- 23:15frequency in any
- 23:17prime. It's interesting because some
- 23:19prospects moved up to prime. And we
- 23:21have new prospects. Prime, starting
- 23:23with him, one of the best center-backs
- 23:25in FIFA right now, in the save we're
- 23:27simulating, who is also at Borussia
- 23:28Dortmund and wants to leave.
- 23:31Schlotterbeck, 26 years old, 88 overall
- 23:34,
- 23:34My God. 91 potential for 80 million
- 23:37euros. The second is the guy who wants
- 23:39to leave Barcelona, he declined a bit,
- 23:41but he's still a good player,
- 23:42especially thinking of FIFA.
- 23:44Araújo,
- 23:44Ronald Araújo, 27 years old, 85
- 23:47overall, 90 potential, for 60 million.
- 23:50Strong too. Third option, he who was
- 23:54passed over by you guys in the
- 23:56beginning, Diomandé, 22 years old, who
- 23:58you could have signed younger and
- 24:00cheaper earlier, he's at 81 overall, 89
- 24:03potential, worth 40 million. Let's go
- 24:06to the prospects. Starting with him,
- 24:08who was signed by Manchester United,
- 24:09flopped a bit there, but he's still
- 24:11very young. Yoro, 20 years old, 79
- 24:14overall, 88 potential for 30 million.
- 24:17This guy here, his name is hard to say.
- 24:19Biabu. Biabos.
- 24:2377 overall, 90 potential for 25 million
- 24:27. Pietro Comu, 21 years old.
- 24:29Pietro Delgado,
- 24:3176 overall, 90 potential for 20 million
- 24:34. Let's go, gentlemen. Close your eyes.
- 24:37Your eyes, your eyes.
- 24:39Close the eyes on your faces. Close
- 24:41your eyes. One for veterans, two for
- 24:44prime prospects. You can show them. All
- 24:48three are going for the primes.
- 24:49We're screwed. We're screwed. Ah,
- 24:53unnecessary.
- 24:55Ai, let's go, gentlemen. One for
- 24:57Schlotterbeck, two for Ronald Araújo,
- 24:59three for Diomandé.
- 25:00This is going to be a disaster. This is
- 25:02going to be a disaster. It's going,
- 25:03it's going to be a disaster. Go.
- 25:05Diomandé went to Leleco's team.
- 25:07Schlotterbeck. We will have an auction.
- 25:10This is going to be a disaster. This is
- 25:12going to be a disaster.
- 25:13Minimum bid of 85 million.
- 25:1585 million.
- 25:1695 million.
- 25:18105 million.
- 25:19110 million.
- 25:20115.
- 25:21Most expensive center-back in football
- 25:23history.
- 25:23Going twice. Sold to Igão for 115
- 25:26million. Chiloterback.
- 25:29Oh glory. I don't even know how to
- 25:32spell it. I'll write it however I want,
- 25:34bro. I
- 25:34want to see. Chiloteiro with an X.
- 25:42And gentlemen, no one has used their
- 25:44secret card yet, huh?
- 25:46Just reminding you of that. Damn,
- 25:47Chiloterback went for a high price, but
- 25:49I must say, a great acquisition by
- 25:51Igão, okay? Let's go, Leleco, is your
- 25:53striker staying or going, brother?
- 25:55My dear one is named Samu, right?
- 25:57Samu really went up in value, huh?
- 25:59Went up well. He even asked for a raise
- 26:01, a well-deserved raise, because, you
- 26:02know, as tragic as the season was, he
- 26:04was one of the top scorers, one of the
- 26:05most important players on my team, Samu
- 26:07is staying.
- 26:07and you're not even going to check the
- 26:09market?
- 26:10Cruel. I'm going to the market.
- 26:13Gabriel Jesus, glory, glory, hallelujah
- 26:16. I think he's an important player for
- 26:17the squad too. I'll keep him on the
- 26:19bench, but I'm going to the market.
- 26:20Yeah, my starter is Igor Jesus, he went
- 26:22up in value, he's at 79 overall, but
- 26:25look, I need to, I really need to. Eh,
- 26:27we weren't a reference for goals, were
- 26:29we? No player showed up there,
- 26:31only Black, two headers.
- 26:33That being said, Igor Jesus, thank you
- 26:35very much, but your time at Nican
- 26:36Forest has come to an end and I'm going
- 26:38to the market.
- 26:39Igão goes to the market. We will have
- 26:41a triple market. And it's funny because
- 26:42we have few options in the market. But
- 26:44like, man, there are names here that
- 26:46are very strong, okay? Like shocking.
- 26:48Starting with the veteran, a guy who
- 26:50just became a veteran, it's a good
- 26:52signing and it's cheap. Patrik Schick,
- 26:55the Czech, he's 30 years old, 85
- 26:57overall, same potential. for only 30
- 26:59million. He who appeared in our first
- 27:02episode, Iago Aspas, 32 years old, 82
- 27:04overall, for 25 million. It's bizarre
- 27:06that, like, Iago Aspas is almost the
- 27:09same price as Schick, so Iago Aspas
- 27:12option. FIFA is FIFA's pricing, guys. I
- 27:14can't do anything,
- 27:16can't do anything at the peak, man.
- 27:18There's a name here that is very strong
- 27:20. And then I'll say: "Oh, he'd never
- 27:22leave, it's garbage too." If Di Marco
- 27:25left, why doesn't 28-year-old, 88-rated
- 27:28Lautaro Martinez, for 100 million, want
- 27:30to leave Inter to play, even though his
- 27:33potential is currently 88? We have him,
- 27:35who didn't do so well at United, but
- 27:37man, he got a little overall boost.
- 27:39Sesko, 23 years old, 83 overall, 91
- 27:42potential for 60 million. And another
- 27:45cheaper option that can also deliver a
- 27:47lot, Openda, the Belgian from Red Bull,
- 27:49who I think left Leipzig now, right?
- 27:50He's at Lens, I think.
- 27:52You're crazy. Openda, I think he's at
- 27:54Juventus, damn it. 26 years old, 84
- 27:56overall, 87 potential for 45 million.
- 27:58Does anyone want to know the prospects?
- 27:59Do you want to know the prospects?
- 28:01I want to know the prospects.
- 28:02There's one prospect here
- 28:03which is Mbappe
- 28:04that is very interesting. Only 19 years
- 28:06old,
- 28:06son of Adri,
- 28:07who flopped at Real Madrid. Endrick
- 28:11Felipe is looking for more minutes to
- 28:14go to the World Cup, doesn't like Xabi
- 28:16Alonso and has a 79 overall, 92
- 28:18potential, worth 50 million euros.
- 28:21Auction, there's going to be an auction
- 28:23,
- 28:23there's going to be an auction, bro.
- 28:25And we have him, Santiago Castro, 21
- 28:27years old, 79 overall, 88 potential for
- 28:30only 30 million. Gentlemen, you can
- 28:32close your eyes. One for veterans, two
- 28:34for, three for prospects, damn it.
- 28:39Leleco went alone for prospects. Igão
- 28:43and Pedrão went for the old ones.
- 28:45Leleco,
- 28:46can I say then that Santiago Castro
- 28:48lands at?
- 28:50Well, you can't be serious, man. Kid
- 28:53Endrick on a platter for my team,
- 28:55brother. Straight talk. And don't come
- 28:57saying that, oh, Endrick would never
- 28:59leave Real. The guy is going to Leon,
- 29:01damn it. He's not going to play in the
- 29:02Premier League, my ass. Let's go,
- 29:04gentlemen. Close your eyes. Eyes shut
- 29:06tight. Eyes closed. One for Lautaro
- 29:10Martinez, two for Sesko and three for
- 29:12Openda. Sesko goes to auction. You're
- 29:20stupid.
- 29:21Minimum bid of 65 million for Sesko.
- 29:24Damn, he is so stupid.
- 29:2680 million.
- 29:2785.
- 29:2890.
- 29:2895.
- 29:30105.
- 29:31Going once,
- 29:32going twice. Sesko sold to Igão for
- 29:36105 million.
- 29:38Was Lautaro Martinez yours, brother?
- 29:40No, too expensive.
- 29:41Let's move to CM.
- 29:42Let's move to CM.
- 29:44Let's move to CM.
- 29:45Who's pulling it up? Pull it up,
- 29:46Pedrão.
- 29:47Gavi, obviously he's staying, but I'm
- 29:48going to the market.
- 29:49No, I have Elliott here, 83, only 23
- 29:52years old. It's worth peanuts. He's
- 29:54staying. I'm not going.
- 29:55It's a very sad moment for me because
- 29:57I'm going to get rid of Isco. He's
- 29:58worth 15, he's lost value, man. So it's
- 30:01best to know when to say goodbye.
- 30:03Let's go, veterans. We have two options
- 30:06here. Rabiot, 31 years old, 84 overall,
- 30:0884 potential for 30 million. Second
- 30:11option, Messi's security. De Paul, 32
- 30:13years old, 83 overall for just 20
- 30:16million. Alright. Prime. Bruno
- 30:19Guimarães, 28 years old, 87 overall,
- 30:2288 potential for 65 million. This one
- 30:25here is very good. The guy I'm going to
- 30:27talk about is Pablo Barrios.
- 30:29From Atlético de Madrid. 23 years old,
- 30:3285 overall with 90 potential for 60
- 30:35million. And the third option is a guy
- 30:38who's at Arsenal, but lost a bit of
- 30:39space because Arsenal signed people.
- 30:42Zubimendi, 27 years old, 85 overall, 89
- 30:45potential for 55 million. Promising
- 30:49talents, man, this first prospect here
- 30:51I personally didn't know, but man, the
- 30:53beast is worth more than two Prime
- 30:55players, practically.
- 30:56Whoa! Which is Mikel Jauregizar.
- 31:01Already
- 31:0322 years old, 82 overall, 92 potential,
- 31:0660 million. Second option, Jobe
- 31:12Bellingham, 20 years old, 77 overall,
- 31:1489 potential for just 30 million. And
- 31:18the third option, Moussa Kante, 19
- 31:21years old, 74 overall, 88 potential for
- 31:23just 20 million. Alright, gentlemen.
- 31:26The CM market is very interesting. You
- 31:28can close your eyes. Two for Prime,
- 31:30three for prospects, one for veterans.
- 31:34Both went to prospects.
- 31:36What both, man? It's true. It's the
- 31:38only one.
- 31:38You're dumb.
- 31:41One for Mikel Jauregizar, two for Jobe
- 31:43Bellingham, and three for Moussa Kante.
- 31:46Open your arms. Damn,
- 31:50get out.
- 31:52Well, without much bidding.
- 31:54Thank you.
- 31:55Mikel Jauregizar goes to Pedrão's team
- 31:57and Moussa Kante goes to Lelex's team.
- 31:59That's it, send it over and I'll write
- 32:01that down.
- 32:01The guy's name is Kante, man. How am I
- 32:03going to sign anyone? I'm screwed.
- 32:05Let's go to left-back.
- 32:06Let's go.
- 32:07Ah,
- 32:07before you spend all your money up
- 32:09front. It's cheap. All the left-back
- 32:11players are cheap. Okay,
- 32:12that's fine. I'm happy with my LB Hall
- 32:14here. He's staying, I paid a pittance
- 32:16for him. He's young and
- 32:1882. He's staying, son. Forget it.
- 32:20Starter.
- 32:21My left-back is Digne. I'll sell him
- 32:23because Baka will be the starter.
- 32:24He's going to the market.
- 32:25No
- 32:26he'll have to go, right? Just to take a
- 32:28look, right?
- 32:29Dimarco is a hell of a fullback and
- 32:31he’s staying, but I’ll go looking
- 32:33for a backup.
- 32:34Let’s go. I won't mention the
- 32:35veterans because Benzema can't sign
- 32:37veterans, but you don't need to put up
- 32:39graphics, okay Biol? But just for
- 32:40curiosity's sake, it was Robertson,
- 32:43Mendy, and Tierney in their prime, we
- 32:45have Theo Hernandez here, 28 years old,
- 32:4784 overall, for 40 million. Sergi
- 32:49Cardona, 26 years old, 82 overall, 86
- 32:52potential, also for 40 million. Carlos
- 32:55Augusto, who has, what's that
- 32:57comedian's name again?
- 32:58Leo Lins.
- 32:59He looks like Léo Lins, 27 years old,
- 33:0182 overall, 86 potential for 35. Carlos
- 33:04Augusto is funnier.
- 33:08And the prospects that are super
- 33:09interesting, the first prospect is a
- 33:11kid from Manchester City who, man,
- 33:13wants to get out of there. O'Reilly, 21
- 33:16years old, 79 overall, 89 potential for
- 33:19just 30 million. And Dorgu, 21 years
- 33:23old, 78 overall, 86 potential for 25
- 33:26million. Pedrão, where are you going?
- 33:28Prospect number one. O'Reilly, straight
- 33:31from Manchester City to Everton.
- 33:34Let’s move to the right wing, guys.
- 33:36What’s up, Lelec? Right wing.
- 33:38Well, our dearest Jarrod Bowen. Bowen,
- 33:41Bowen, 29 years old, 83 overall, he's
- 33:43leaving and will bring me some cash,
- 33:45man. 45 million.
- 33:47Dibling. My prospect, I really like him
- 33:50, but we need to talk about men, not
- 33:52boys. So I’ll head to the market, but
- 33:54Dibling stays here on the
- 33:56Francisco Conceição was also a gamble
- 33:57of mine, he's evolving, we paid peanuts
- 33:59for him. He’s still young, 23 years
- 34:01old, and he’s staying
- 34:02and not going to the market.
- 34:03I’m not going to the market,
- 34:04right? Igão went broke. The truth is
- 34:06if you're broke, just go to sleep.
- 34:08Guys, the thing is right here, look.
- 34:09Let’s go. Let’s go to the options
- 34:11we have in the market. Starting with
- 34:13veterans. He who is, man, a Premier
- 34:15League legend, but he's having a lot of
- 34:17trouble and is leaving Liverpool. Mo
- 34:19Sal
- 34:20Salah, 34 years old, 87 overall for
- 34:23just 20 million. That’s good. He’s
- 34:25the only veteran we have on the right
- 34:26wing, because the rest are really bad,
- 34:28no point in even putting them here.
- 34:29They’re really bad, they’re too old
- 34:30.
- 34:31Sign him, man.
- 34:32Bro. Yeah, the right-wing market is
- 34:34scarce, man. Real talk, like, anyway.
- 34:36Let’s move to the players in their
- 34:37prime. Starting with him. Savinho, 22
- 34:40years old, 84 overall, 89 potential for
- 34:4465 million. ADM, 23 years old, 83
- 34:47overall, 90 potential for 55 million.
- 34:51The third one is Anthony, 26 years old,
- 34:5483 overall, 87 potential, for just 40
- 34:57million. And let's move to the
- 34:59prospects. Aonerry, I think he's from
- 35:02Arsenal, 19 years old, 79 overall. 90
- 35:06potential for 40 million, and Carizo
- 35:09who if I'm not mistaken is from Veles,
- 35:1120 years old, 77 overall, 87 potential,
- 35:1425 million. Close your eyes, one for
- 35:17veterans, two for prime, three for
- 35:19prospects.
- 35:21Oh,
- 35:23both are going for prime. You can keep
- 35:25your eyes shut, please.
- 35:26Hey,
- 35:28one for Savinho, two for DM, three for
- 35:30Anthony.
- 35:33No way.
- 35:34Seriously? You don't need the South
- 35:38American Cup, right?
- 35:40DM went to Leleco's team for 55 million
- 35:42.
- 35:43Wait,
- 35:43and Savinho arrived at Pedrão's team
- 35:46for 65 million euros.
- 35:47If you take ADM, that's crazy.
- 35:49Let's go. Let's go for the attacking
- 35:50midfielders.
- 35:51Go Benzem. Speak
- 35:52Sunset. My Spanish midfielder.
- 35:54Very good,
- 35:55really good on the ball. He's staying,
- 35:57but I'll hit the market.
- 35:59Igão,
- 35:59man. Nicopass, 21 years old,
- 36:0383 overall. Gonna pay peanuts for him.
- 36:06Hey, just sayin ',
- 36:07it's really good.
- 36:09There are two players with over 80 and
- 36:10over 90 potential on the market.
- 36:13Alright.
- 36:13One of them is the only pass that's
- 36:15already on the team of alright.
- 36:18That said, oh, my heart aches. I think
- 36:21I'll sell Nico Pass.
- 36:25Mourning in football, guys. I
- 36:28think so.
- 36:28Calm down. I said I think, but nothing
- 36:30is for sure.
- 36:31I was waiting,
- 36:32man.
- 36:32I was expecting your doubt. Yeah, so
- 36:34for me it was like super chill, you
- 36:36know?
- 36:36It's chill, he's staying for real.
- 36:38Oh, good.
- 36:38But are you going to the market?
- 36:40No,
- 36:40it's tough, sleep.
- 36:43Come on, man, hit the market, there are
- 36:45good options, damn it.
- 36:46What is this?
- 36:47Go have some fun, man. Leave
- 36:48the thing alone here.
- 36:50Think about the video,
- 36:51I'm good.
- 36:52Think about the entertainment. Almost
- 36:54sold. I can sell my bench. If I can
- 36:57still sell my bench, then I'll go.
- 36:58You hadn't sold it
- 36:59yet?
- 37:00Why?
- 37:00Because I didn't want to.
- 37:01You want to sell someone from your
- 37:03bench? Seriously? But you can sell in
- 37:04the middle of the season, man.
- 37:05Yes. Yeah, there's that, but then you
- 37:07won't have as many options.
- 37:08Ah,
- 37:09there is that.
- 37:09Bye, Omari. Get out of here. 25 million
- 37:12to the account and daddy's gonna take a
- 37:14quick look.
- 37:15Igão changed his mind and sold Omari.
- 37:18So I want to make a change too. I'm
- 37:20selling Alcaraz, my other bench player.
- 37:23Let's fight for it.
- 37:24Let's generate the guys. Lelec, are you
- 37:26going to sell anyone else from your
- 37:27bench?
- 37:28From my bench? No, I'm going to sell a
- 37:30starter, man. You have to know when to
- 37:31say goodbye, right, Lucas Paquetá? You
- 37:33were very important.
- 37:34Did you think Paquetá would increase
- 37:36in value after the bet? I did.
- 37:38I bet on him, he didn't deliver the way
- 37:40I expected. So Paquetá is out of West
- 37:43Ham and welcome back to Flamengo, right
- 37:45? Ding ding ding ding. I am the old man
- 37:53of I am Héctor Salamanca and I blew up
- 37:58Benzema. And Benzema is not going to
- 37:59the market
- 38:02because I have the evil card,
- 38:04the boss card. Ding ding ding ding ding
- 38:07ding ding. Wow, my brother, pass.
- 38:20So, Pedro Ferraz with Igor's card, he's
- 38:22not going to the market anymore.
- 38:25Alright, Pedro Ferr
- 38:27it wasn't supposed to be to get a sub.
- 38:29Pedro is going to be loaded with money
- 38:31there. Scared of the [ __ ] up season.
- 38:33The fear of the season.
- 38:35Wow, I almost threw up.
- 38:36Let's go then, gentlemen. We only have
- 38:38two of you on the market. Starting with
- 38:40the veterans. Dybala, 32 years old, 86
- 38:43overall for 30 million. Second, De
- 38:47Bruyne, 35 years old now
- 38:4986 overall, for only 10 million. Let's
- 38:51move to the prime.
- 38:52Let's move to the prime.
- 38:53Let's move to the prime.
- 38:54Szoboszlai,
- 38:55my God in heaven.
- 38:5625 years old after the Liverpool crisis
- 38:58. Okay, squad dismantled, 25 years old,
- 39:0285 overall, 90 potential for 80 million
- 39:05. Dani Olmo, 28 years old, 85 overall,
- 39:0986 potential for 45. And a guy who is
- 39:13very good at ball, I used him in my
- 39:14career mode. Yeremy Pino, 23 years old
- 39:17from Crystal Palace, 82 overall, 90
- 39:20potential for 40 million. Right, let's
- 39:23go to the prospects.
- 39:24Let's go.
- 39:25Let's go. He who became known for
- 39:27dribbling past Palmeiras' defense, but
- 39:29just dribbling doesn't do anything,
- 39:31right? Rodrigo Mora, 19 years old, 79
- 39:35overall, 93 potential for 40 million.
- 39:38And the second option is a player from
- 39:41Galatasaray, if I'm not mistaken,
- 39:43called Can Uzun, 20 years old, 79
- 39:45overall, 88 potential, 30 million. He
- 39:47is basically the Arda Guler from Shopee
- 39:49. Close your eyes, my friends. Close
- 39:52your eyes, please. One for veterans,
- 39:54two for prime, three for prospects.
- 39:58Everyone will go peacefully. Who was
- 40:01number two?
- 40:01Me.
- 40:02One for Szoboszlai, two for Dani Olmo.
- 40:04Three for Iñaki Williams.
- 40:06Benzema is going to come at me with
- 40:07everything. Szoboszlai for 80 million
- 40:09to Leleco. Igão, one for Rodrigo Mora,
- 40:12two for Cãozom.
- 40:14Two,
- 40:15two sold.
- 40:18Add 25 to this damn thing, it's a wild
- 40:21card. 25 overall.
- 40:26Man, with 152.
- 40:29The Pedro Ferraz card. You can overbid
- 40:33one of your colleagues by 25 million.
- 40:36For example, if he’s going to spend
- 40:3860 million, he’d automatically spend
- 40:4085. In other words, Igão, to get
- 40:43Cãozom, you spent 55 million.
- 40:45Wow, expensive.
- 40:47And well,
- 40:48Leleco, before we close the market,
- 40:50are you going to activate your wild
- 40:52card or save it for mid-season?
- 40:53Save it for mid-season. I should have
- 40:56put 25 on Leleco, man.
- 40:57You're an idiot, man.
- 40:59I thought you were broker than him, man
- 41:00. So let's go simulate. Just tell us
- 41:06how your teams ended up
- 41:07now. You can start with the master's
- 41:08team.
- 41:09Go ahead.
- 41:09We arrived strong, came in strong for
- 41:11this season, family. Kobel is the new
- 41:13goalkeeper. I paid 70 million for him,
- 41:15okay? 28 years old, 87 overall. Wesley
- 41:18stayed. Murilo stayed. New signing.
- 41:21Schlotterbeck. Damn, I spent a fortune.
- 41:23115 million, 26 years old, 88 overall.
- 41:27If he's not the best defender in the
- 41:28Premier League, I'm crazy. At left-back
- 41:30, Lewis stayed, Ruben Neves, my
- 41:32defensive mid stayed, Elliott kept his
- 41:35spot, Nico Paz stayed, Barcola stayed,
- 41:37and then he arrives, right? Sesko, Igor
- 41:41Jesus left, Sesko arrived for 105 as
- 41:44well, a steal, damn. 23 years old, 83
- 41:47overall. He's going to score a lot of
- 41:49goals. And on the right wing, Francisco
- 41:51Conceição, that said, I also signed
- 41:53this C. Ozum there, 20 years old, 79
- 41:56overall for my bench. And that's it.
- 41:57Jair went to the bench and Nicolas
- 41:59Dominguez returned from loan, he's
- 42:01there.
- 42:01Well,
- 42:02so many people, man.
- 42:04Let's go. Our dear West Ham starts with
- 42:06Diogo Costa, who stayed on the team for
- 42:0865 million. Man, he appreciated well.
- 42:1026 years old, 85 overall. At right-back
- 42:13, we have the new addition of
- 42:14Livramento. Joined the team, 82 overall
- 42:16. The center-back duo had a change.
- 42:18Vivian stayed with 85 overall. Now
- 42:20Jorne is his new center-back partner,
- 42:2381 overall. At left-back, Barco was
- 42:25confirmed. As a starter, 78 overall, 21
- 42:28years old. Boadu starts in the
- 42:30defensive midfield with 78 overall, an
- 42:3218-year-old prospect. Racan Alanolo
- 42:35will be pushed up to become an 86-rated
- 42:38CM, valued at 50 mil, at 30 years old.
- 42:42Now our midfielder, our captain will
- 42:44likely be Sobosly, our new acquisition,
- 42:4785 rated, a small change of 80 mil that
- 42:49hurt a little. The attacking trio
- 42:52didn't have many changes because Sancho
- 42:55stayed on the team with an 82 rating,
- 42:57Samu the reference with an 82 rating,
- 42:59and ADM at 23 years old, 83 rated. Our
- 43:03bench still has the kid Hendrick and
- 43:04the kid Kits.
- 43:05Hendrick is on the bench.
- 43:07He's on the bench,
- 43:08Pedro Ferraça,
- 43:09my Everton. We were safe in the market,
- 43:12I'd say, we didn't sign much, but
- 43:14anyway. The starting lineup stayed
- 43:16Degeia 84 rated, Frong 84 rated, Brank
- 43:19White, Antonio Silva 88, 79 rated, and
- 43:22Di Marco at left back, 85 rated. In the
- 43:25midfield, Goretka, Gavi, and Sansete,
- 43:2882, 85, and 85 rated. In the attack,
- 43:30the new signing, Gordon, 85 rated.
- 43:33Gabriel Jesus stays at 80 rated and
- 43:35Savinho is also a new signing, 84 rated
- 43:37. I have to highlight my bench because
- 43:40we are thinking about a very glorious
- 43:42future. Jaoreigizar, Bernal, Oriley,
- 43:46and Diblin. We're talking here about 22
- 43:48years old, 19 years old, 21 years old,
- 43:51and 20. All very promising,
- 43:53very
- 43:54awesome. Gentlemen, your presidential
- 43:56cards, did you fulfill them?
- 43:57Buddy, let me tell you, look, check on
- 44:00both here, okay? I had to sell my
- 44:02oldest player, black. He went with God,
- 44:04may God have him. And I signed three in
- 44:07their prime. Is that good for you or
- 44:09not? Thanks, son. Let's go.
- 44:11I managed to check off mine too. Sign
- 44:13two prospects. I managed to sign them
- 44:15and also bring two Europeans as well. I
- 44:17checked it off.
- 44:18Yeah, in my case, no veteran was signed
- 44:20, because, you know, only old guys, and
- 44:23I signed a South American, Savinho is
- 44:25at Everton. Hey,
- 44:26awesome.
- 44:27He got naturalized,
- 44:28Colombian, dude.
- 44:29He got naturalized. And welcome to the
- 44:31Suriname national team, or are you
- 44:33talking about my Spanish midfield
- 44:34already?
- 44:36So let's go to the simulation. Leave a
- 44:38like. Let's go. Well, I'm going to
- 44:40start the simulation now, gentlemen.
- 44:42We'll simulate until the end of
- 44:44December. Just so you know, I took
- 44:47Spurs now so I don't
- 44:48Ah, want to see?
- 44:49I'm in the Champions League. The worst
- 44:50part is I'm in the Champions League.
- 44:52There you go.
- 44:52No, because otherwise I'll get a really
- 44:54crappy team. I'll get relegated, it'll
- 44:56cause problems for us later. Facing Not
- 44:59Forest right now, my God. I pushed past
- 45:03Notham Forest 2-0.
- 45:05Now I'm facing West Ham.
- 45:06Whoa,
- 45:07I got pushed back. Man of the match,
- 45:09Samu. Okay,
- 45:10I'm telling you, man, I'm telling you
- 45:11this guy will be a legend. He's going
- 45:13to be even better in the game. Su,
- 45:15Luciano.
- 45:16Now Boxing Day. I'm facing Everton. I
- 45:18pushed past Everton. Two to...
- 45:20your house.
- 45:20At my house.
- 45:21That's fine, that's fine. That's normal
- 45:23. Gentlemen, we've reached the new year
- 45:25. Let's start from the bottom up.
- 45:28Let's applaud.
- 45:29In 20th place, for now, we have
- 45:31Sheffield United.
- 45:32I escaped.
- 45:33In 19th, Leicester.
- 45:34I escaped.
- 45:35In 18th, Leeds.
- 45:36I escaped.
- 45:37Wow.
- 45:37In 17th, shockingly,
- 45:39Oh no, Wolverhampton.
- 45:40We have Ipswich Town.
- 45:43Ipswich Town.
- 45:45Sunderland in 16th, Crystal Palace in
- 45:4815th, Fulham in 14th, 13th Bournemouth.
- 45:51Oops. 12th Brentford.
- 45:5411th Manchester United, 10th place here
- 45:57comes
- 45:58Newcastle.
- 45:59Guys,
- 46:00top half,
- 46:00guys. It's great.
- 46:02What we've done is enviable.
- 46:04Perfect.
- 46:04But now in ninth, there's one of you
- 46:06gentlemen.
- 46:08The great Everton is in ninth place.
- 46:12Let's go
- 46:13with 31 points. When you look like that
- 46:17old guy using the recliner here in the
- 46:18house, look. Everton's attack has 29
- 46:23goals, 22 conceded, goal difference,
- 46:25seven points, nine wins, four draws,
- 46:28and six losses.
- 46:29Now it's mid-table, right?
- 46:30Now in eighth place, there's another
- 46:32guy.
- 46:32Mid-season, right?
- 46:33Mid-season.
- 46:34Glory.
- 46:34In eighth place, there's another guy of
- 46:36yours here.
- 46:37Hmm.
- 46:37You can say the name.
- 46:38West Ham. Wow, that's great. From 12th
- 46:41to eighth,
- 46:43with 32 points, one point ahead of
- 46:45Everton.
- 46:46You're fighting for yours, son.
- 46:48In seventh place, we have Chelsea with
- 46:5032 p.
- 46:51Wow, I humiliated Chelsea, man.
- 46:53And now in the Conference League, we
- 46:55have Spurs,
- 46:56guys,
- 46:5733 points.
- 46:58I'm ready to trade punches in
- 47:00in fifth place with 33 points as well.
- 47:02Yeah, that's fine, it's going well.
- 47:03Not Forest.
- 47:04That's good. Here you have the same
- 47:06score
- 47:06as the first place
- 47:07as the fourth and the third place.
- 47:09You're only behind on goal difference.
- 47:11But if you still had Oblak, son.
- 47:13How many points difference from the top
- 47:15?
- 47:15Wow, 30 points
- 47:16and the leader.
- 47:17No, and I
- 47:18no. And the leader? I I I'm not even
- 47:21man, you're only two points off the
- 47:23pace and you're one point off the top.
- 47:26Look,
- 47:26you're in the fight.
- 47:27The only shocking thing here, for you
- 47:29to get an idea, second place has 37
- 47:32points. The only shocking thing is
- 47:33Liverpool again, who started
- 47:35brilliantly, man. Liverpool has 17 wins
- 47:37and two draws,
- 47:3880 points.
- 47:39And that's even with us taking the
- 47:40boslines out. There isn't a free one
- 47:42anymore. I don't know who Liverpool
- 47:43signed because the game can sign
- 47:45players for us, right? But like,
- 47:46shocking.
- 47:48Neymar 2015, Messi 10,
- 47:50Voldemort from Hogwarts.
- 47:51Man, bizarre, dude. Bizarre. Let's go.
- 47:54How are you guys 'teams doing? Where is
- 47:57that?
- 47:57Let's go.
- 47:58Starting with Everton. Gabriel Jesus
- 48:00stayed at 80. That's good. Brian is at
- 48:0379. Some guys arrived here. Bri, dude.
- 48:06Exactly. I'm putting this guy on my
- 48:08bench then, no. Holy [ __ ].
- 48:09Ben White evolved. Okay.
- 48:11He's at 82.
- 48:13What was the dribbling at there?
- 48:1477.
- 48:15He's at 79.
- 48:16That's good. It was white.
- 48:18Frimpong is at 85.
- 48:20What is this? Boy. Oh
- 48:22Ryley is at 80.
- 48:23I'm telling you my team just keeps
- 48:25evolving, man.
- 48:26Savinho 85.
- 48:27Wow.
- 48:28Gordon 85.
- 48:30That's good. Goretzka 82
- 48:33stayed.
- 48:34Dea 84
- 48:36Okay.
- 48:36Dimarco 85
- 48:38stayed.
- 48:39Marc Bernal 77. Gavi 86. Jaurizar 83.
- 48:45Sunset
- 48:4683.
- 48:47Jaar
- 48:48car
- 48:49Sunset 86. And that's what we have for
- 48:51Pedrão, right? No. Antônio Silva 80.
- 48:54Let's go now to Leleco's team.
- 48:56Jadon Sancho is at 82. Right.
- 48:59Szoboszlai 86.
- 49:02Whoa.
- 49:02Livramento 83.
- 49:04Livramento 83.
- 49:06Boadu 79.
- 49:07Whoa, it started.
- 49:09Barco 79.
- 49:11Whoa.
- 49:12ADM 83.
- 49:1383.
- 49:14Çalhanoglu 86.
- 49:17Right.
- 49:18Endrick 81.
- 49:20Samu.
- 49:21Endrick is at 81 and has the West Ham
- 49:23number 10 shirt. Sick.
- 49:26Vivian 86. Whoa. Wow, Mouzakitis 76,
- 49:31Diogo Costa 85, Samu 83, Diomande 82.
- 49:3882.
- 49:38Let's go to Igão's team.
- 49:40Bring it on. Kobel 91. Huh,
- 49:42man, I'm curious to see your team,
- 49:43brother.
- 49:44Me too.
- 49:47Sesko 84.
- 49:48Okay.
- 49:49Lewis Hall 8.
- 49:51That's good.
- 49:52Murillo 84.
- 49:54Stopped in time.
- 49:55Elliott.
- 49:57Okay. He evolved.
- 49:58Barcola 87.
- 50:00Whoa.
- 50:02Kobel 88. Schlotterbeck 88. Can Uzun 80
- 50:08. Concei 83. Wesley 81. How much was
- 50:14Nico Paz at? Nico Paz 83.
- 50:17He's 84.
- 50:18That's good.
- 50:19Ruben Neves 85. That's it. Sig.
- 50:21Wow, I expected more.
- 50:23Athlete statistics. Let's go. The
- 50:26Premier League top scorer, who do you
- 50:28think it is?
- 50:28I think it's Samu.
- 50:30I think it's Salah.
- 50:32Gyökeres with 15 goals.
- 50:34What a dummy, too.
- 50:35In second place, McAllister with 13
- 50:37goals.
- 50:38Oh, well, that too.
- 50:39In third place, there's one of your
- 50:40strikers.
- 50:41You can say my name.
- 50:42Šeško with 11 goals in 19 matches.
- 50:44He came, he came to score, no way
- 50:46around it.
- 50:47Then the next one of yours, Rafael
- 50:48Leão who you didn't want, arrived at
- 50:50Liverpool, okay? And scored 10 goals.
- 50:5210 goals.
- 50:53That's it.
- 50:53And Yeremy Pino,
- 50:54goalie Pino
- 50:55who you didn't want, has nine goals in
- 50:57the Premier League, okay?
- 50:58That's it, right? Our team is cursed.
- 51:00Then we have Samu here with eight goals
- 51:02in 18 games. He was suspended or
- 51:04injured for one game.
- 51:05Hmm.
- 51:06If he's injured from now on, it's sad
- 51:08for you. Szoboszlai for H, right?
- 51:10Eight goals in 19 matches. And there's
- 51:13a guy from Everton, Gabriel Jesus, with
- 51:15seven goals.
- 51:16He knows the way to the goal.
- 51:17He's good, man. No way around it. Not
- 51:19everything is about overall in this
- 51:21life. And then there's nothing more for
- 51:23you, nor anyone else. Meaning, like
- 51:24Pedrão's Anthony Gordon, okay? It's
- 51:27assists.
- 51:28There is, there's one.
- 51:29The guy with the most assists in the
- 51:31Premier League is, there are three tied
- 51:33and one, one is yours.
- 51:35Whoops.
- 51:35Barcola with six assists, Isak and
- 51:38Maddison.
- 51:39Man, my team is turning into a machine,
- 51:41eating with
- 51:42my machine here. Jadon Sancho with five
- 51:45assists and only 16 games, okay?
- 51:48Meaning, for some reason Jadon Sancho
- 51:50played less, dead weight.
- 51:52Can I activate the winter card? He has
- 51:57quite a few assists.
- 51:58Put him on the market, huh?
- 51:59Then we have Šeško with four assists
- 52:01too. I think Šeško is the best
- 52:02signing of the season, okay?
- 52:04In the world.
- 52:04And that's it, gentlemen.
- 52:05Fight for the Ballon d'Or, guys.
- 52:07Leave United.
- 52:08How many games? 17.
- 52:09No, 19 games.
- 52:1119 games. Ah, halfway.
- 52:13That's good.
- 52:1315. Buy. Want to buy?
- 52:16Let's go. Let's go to the mid-season
- 52:19market. Let's.
- 52:20Each of you can name two positions you
- 52:22want to take a look at.
- 52:23Center-forward.
- 52:24And what else?
- 52:25Goalkeeper.
- 52:25Leleco.
- 52:26I'll go to the market and sell my left
- 52:28winger,
- 52:28who is
- 52:29Sancho.
- 52:30Sancho is still worth 40. 39,500 to be
- 52:32more specific.
- 52:3440. And what are the positions you'll
- 52:35look for in the market?
- 52:36Just left winger. Igão,
- 52:38I'm going to sell our dear Nicolás
- 52:39Domínguez, from my bench,
- 52:41right? Nicolás Domínguez dropped in
- 52:43value, brother. It's here at 22, but
- 52:45we'll round it down. 20?
- 52:46No, no.
- 52:4723 is up.
- 52:4823 is up. 22 is down.
- 52:50Ah, screw it.
- 52:51Yeah, that too.
- 52:52Let's go. What positions do you want,
- 52:54Guil?
- 52:54Just CDM, only.
- 52:55Just CDM, only. Alright. Pelec. Aren't
- 52:59you going to activate your card? Oh, no
- 53:01. I think it ended up dying with me
- 53:03because I didn't see much need to use
- 53:04it. But you said I can activate it at
- 53:06any time. I'll hear my left-wing
- 53:07options, but I think this is the last
- 53:09opportunity I'll have.
- 53:10Well, let's go. Let's start with
- 53:11Pedrão's goalkeepers. Pedrão, let's
- 53:15go.
- 53:15Hmm.
- 53:15Let's get to it. Man, you don't have
- 53:17many goalkeeper options, okay?
- 53:19I can't sign a veteran again, right?
- 53:22That's the problem, right? You can't
- 53:24sign a veteran, brother. The only
- 53:26options you have are Svilar, 26 years
- 53:28old. 84 overall, 88 potential, 30
- 53:31million. And the prospect is Rest, 21
- 53:33years old, 81 overall, 89 potential for
- 53:3625 million.
- 53:37Coming in with that Rest guy.
- 53:38For the attack, boss, you have two
- 53:40options. The first option is Santiago
- 53:43Castro, 21 years old, 79 overall, 88
- 53:45potential for 30 million. And him, 28
- 53:48years old, Victor Osimhen, the problem
- 53:51is his value, boss. He's at 89 overall.
- 53:55120 million. A shame, right? I'd love
- 53:59to, but it'll have to be the first
- 54:00option after all.
- 54:01It's a shame, man.
- 54:02It's a shame.
- 54:03Santiago Castro, Lelex. Let's go, boss.
- 54:06Let's go to left wing.
- 54:07Let's go, boss.
- 54:09Let's go. You have three options.
- 54:11I wanted a fourth option too.
- 54:13You want a fourth option
- 54:14too.
- 54:15A fourth option. How does your card
- 54:17work, Lelé?
- 54:18Blim blim blim blim blim. Simply a
- 54:21special market. Choose a position and
- 54:24Leilo will give you two options of
- 54:26players who aren't on the conventional
- 54:28market. What I'll do now is search here
- 54:31for left-wing players from 23 to 30
- 54:33years old. And you'll have two
- 54:35opportunities. You'll tell me two
- 54:37leagues you want me to search, and I'll
- 54:39select two players from those leagues
- 54:40to give you as an option. Obviously, I
- 54:43won't put Mbappé, but this player I'll
- 54:45add is a player who normally wouldn't
- 54:46be on the market, but it's up to you to
- 54:48guess their league too.
- 54:49That's fine.
- 54:50What's the first league you want me to
- 54:52search?
- 54:52La Liga.
- 54:53Right. Already got one here. You got a
- 54:55little lucky. And the second league you
- 54:57want me to search?
- 54:58Bundesliga. Man,
- 54:59there’s no one interesting in the
- 55:00Bundesliga. You screwed up.
- 55:02Alright.
- 55:02Shoot then. You could have searched the
- 55:04Premier League, but anyway, sir,
- 55:06firstly we have Trossard, who is a
- 55:08veteran, he still wants to leave
- 55:10Arsenal, 30 million, he’s an 83. In
- 55:13his prime we have Martinelli back on
- 55:15the market, 83, potential 87 for 50
- 55:18million, 25 years old. And as a
- 55:20prospect we have William Gomes, 20
- 55:22years old, 77 overall, potential of 89
- 55:25for 30 million. From your special card,
- 55:27a guy appeared here who is at Atlético
- 55:29Madrid called Jeremy Doku.
- 55:32Man,
- 55:3484 overall, potential of 88 for 65
- 55:36million. Yeah, my buddy, those are your
- 55:39four options, man.
- 55:40Yeah, it’s what fits the budget.
- 55:41I’ll go with Leandro Trossard.
- 55:43Leandro Trossard for 30 million went to
- 55:45Leleco’s team.
- 55:46Is it possible to go into the negative?
- 55:48No,
- 55:49I had 35 million. Hmm.
- 55:51Then I went to sign the guy for 30 and
- 55:52Benzema was pushed onto me. Uh-huh.
- 55:5425.
- 55:55You get it? Then it went up to 55.
- 55:57Uh-huh.
- 55:57And I had 35. I ended up owing 20.
- 56:00No, you couldn't, dude. You didn't have
- 56:02the money to sign the guy.
- 56:03Corruption.
- 56:04What now?
- 56:04Man, but you say that after the fact,
- 56:06dude.
- 56:07I only saw it after I said, "Ah,
- 56:09alright." Then I went to see how much I
- 56:11had to deduct. I saw it later, you know
- 56:13? Sell from the bench then, man.
- 56:15Did you guys see what happened there?
- 56:17Igor’s misconduct. A little red mark
- 56:19for Igor. Igor will be penalized in the
- 56:21next episode and you won't be able to
- 56:23participate in this mid-season market
- 56:25because you don't have the money, my
- 56:27friend.
- 56:27You might get a transfer ban.
- 56:29Igor will be penalized with a wheel of
- 56:31misfortune in the next episode.
- 56:34And obviously his negative balance will
- 56:35also be deducted in the next season.
- 56:38The guy threw my card in the trash. My
- 56:41strategy worked out in the end.
- 56:43Yeah,
- 56:44it did.
- 56:44Yeah.
- 56:45What do I do with this guy? So do I
- 56:47sell him?
- 56:47No, man. He's there. Alright.
- 56:49No, the guy I just sold, the guy
- 56:51Nicolas Dominguez,
- 56:52was sold.
- 56:53That's it. So, I have a positive
- 56:54balance.
- 56:55No, great. You’re still going to spin
- 56:57the wheel of misfortune anyway.
- 56:59Fine.
- 57:01Unbelievable.
- 57:02I hadn’t thought of that, man.
- 57:03Well, gentlemen, the mid-season market
- 57:05is closed. It’s a quick market, not
- 57:07many things change. Let's make the
- 57:10changes to our friends' teams here and
- 57:11then we'll simulate the rest of the
- 57:13season. Leave a like, you rascals.
- 57:18Season simulated. We've reached the end
- 57:20of another episode. Leave a like,
- 57:21subscribe to the channel, and I'll tell
- 57:23you how it ended. Relegated: Leicester
- 57:26City,
- 57:27Wip Town. United. All of them. Silence.
- 57:33Then in 17th, Leeds United. 16th,
- 57:36Sunderland. 15th, Crystal Palace;
- 57:39Brentford United in 13th.
- 57:4412th, Fulham, and here we have one of
- 57:46your teams.
- 57:47No, 10th.
- 57:48in 11th.
- 57:49My team dropped 15 spots.
- 57:50This team only got 16 points in the
- 57:52second half of the season.
- 57:54My God,
- 57:55that was Pedro Ferraz's Everton. It
- 58:01reflects society, because I paid the
- 58:03bills just fine. I didn't mess around
- 58:06like some of the board transfers for
- 58:10next season. You can't even talk, man.
- 58:12But that's it,
- 58:12stay quiet, man.
- 58:13That's it.
- 58:14In 10th place, Newcastle. In 9th place,
- 58:17Bournemouth. In 8th place, my Spurs.
- 58:20Which means, gentlemen,
- 58:22the guy randomly left the overhemp and
- 58:24went to Spurs. Man, what is that?
- 58:25Rascal.
- 58:26One of you is guaranteed a spot in the
- 58:28Conference, at least, right?
- 58:30Okay.
- 58:31Yeah.
- 58:32Because there are two...there are only
- 58:34seven spots, two of yours, six of them
- 58:36lead to European competitions, right?
- 58:39Math.
- 58:40The shame is that one of you is in
- 58:42seventh place.
- 58:42Ah, um.
- 58:44Just missed the mark. The Conference
- 58:47mark.
- 58:48But what if someone became European
- 58:50English Champion, like City? Doesn't
- 58:52that open up a spot?
- 58:53I don't know. We'll only find out next
- 58:55season.
- 58:55Got it?
- 58:56I got it.
- 58:57I'm helping you guys out.
- 58:58This guy is a good one, man.
- 59:00In 7th place with 66 points, West Ham
- 59:02United.
- 59:04Oh, [ __ ]. But, hey, from 12th to 7th.
- 59:08And you know what's funny, brother?
- 59:10If there isn't a statue of me there,
- 59:12I'm kidding. You have the same points
- 59:13as the Europa League team, Chelsea.
- 59:15Goal difference. P
- 59:17You fell behind on goal difference.
- 59:18Why didn't the Sam score more?
- 59:20So I'm not even in sixth? So
- 59:21you are in sixth.
- 59:25With 66 points, West Ham United in
- 59:27seventh, Nottingham Forest in sixth,
- 59:29heading to the Conference League.
- 59:31Chelsea also heading to the Europa
- 59:33League with 66.
- 59:34I was ahead of them.
- 59:35And Arsenal with 68. Man, you guys
- 59:39missed the Champions League this season
- 59:41by one win.
- 59:43With 70 points, Manchester City; with
- 59:4673, Aston Villa; and with an incredible
- 59:4898 [ __ ] points.
- 59:51Why haven't they
- 59:52normalized Aston Villa?
- 59:54Yeah, what is Aston Villa doing there?
- 59:56Who is at Aston Villa?
- 59:57João.
- 59:57João, what are you sending to Aston
- 59:59Villa, man? For God's sake, all the
- 1:00:01legends...Villa has Van Basten, Ronaldo
- 1:00:06Fenômeno '97.
- 1:00:07Guys, Aston Villa has a good team.
- 1:00:09Aston Villa is on fire. What place is
- 1:00:11Aston Villa in in the Premier League?
- 1:00:13They're in second, man. They are very
- 1:00:14second.
- 1:00:15Very second.
- 1:00:16Very realistic. This game is insane,
- 1:00:18family.
- 1:00:19Wow,
- 1:00:20tell me it’s not real, you fools.
- 1:00:22Well, let's go to the Emirates Cup.
- 1:00:24Yikes.
- 1:00:25Well, let's go to stage four. Let's go,
- 1:00:28Mr.
- 1:00:28Marvel.
- 1:00:29Not stage, sorry, in stage three,
- 1:00:31Everton won 1-0 against Leeds. West Ham
- 1:00:34was unlucky to face Aston Villa and was
- 1:00:35eliminated right at the start. The
- 1:00:37mother is joking.
- 1:00:39And Nottingham Forest faced Crawley
- 1:00:40Town.
- 1:00:41Oh, screw that...
- 1:00:42and won against Crawley Town.
- 1:00:44In stage four.
- 1:00:46Hmm.
- 1:00:46In stage four, gentlemen, Everton faced
- 1:00:49Burnley and won 3-0.
- 1:00:51Oh, it’s a fan.
- 1:00:53And Nottingham Forest was unlucky to
- 1:00:55face Arsenal. and trashed Arsenal 3-1.
- 1:01:00In stage five, Everton was lucky to
- 1:01:02face Hull City and passed Hull.
- 1:01:04And Forest was unlucky and faced f***
- 1:01:07ing Chelsea. Oh, man.
- 1:01:09And trashed Chelsea.
- 1:01:13If I draw these guys, it’ll be a
- 1:01:14giant...
- 1:01:15in the sixth stage,
- 1:01:17man, brother. In the sixth stage,
- 1:01:20Nottingham Forest faced Brighton and
- 1:01:21trashed Brighton.
- 1:01:23We're screwed.
- 1:01:24Queens Park Rangers. faced Everton and
- 1:01:27Everton trashed QPR.
- 1:01:29In other words, the gentlemen reached
- 1:01:31the semifinal.
- 1:01:32I’m freaking out.
- 1:01:33In the semifinal, Nottingham faced
- 1:01:35Spurs, my Spurs. And was s...
- 1:01:44Everton...and Everton faced Fulham and
- 1:01:46went to the final.
- 1:01:49Went to the final.
- 1:01:50That's not possible. No.
- 1:01:51And in the final, we have a champion.
- 1:01:54It’s normal...
- 1:01:543-0 over Spurs.
- 1:01:57Oh man, I'm telling you, this nutjob
- 1:01:59signed Kane...
- 1:02:01dirty, corrupt.
- 1:02:02Kane returned to Spurs. Everyone dies.
- 1:02:05Just to be clear, okay? I only took
- 1:02:07Spurs because it’s a crap team.
- 1:02:10It’s a team that at least won’t get
- 1:02:12relegated and I don't touch it. It
- 1:02:14doesn’t sign, and it doesn't lose
- 1:02:15players. I don’t touch it. Cool. But
- 1:02:18Everton finished as runner-up in the...
- 1:02:21do a rebuild. I’ll take City.
- 1:02:23Great campaign by Pedrão.
- 1:02:25It must be stated here that it was a
- 1:02:27great campaign
- 1:02:28like a good Palmeiras fan.
- 1:02:30Damn, man.
- 1:02:31That was a lot in phase seven
- 1:02:33Carabao Cup.
- 1:02:34In the third round, West Ham. West Ham
- 1:02:373-2.
- 1:02:38Nottingham Forest. Nottingham Forest
- 1:02:40faced Port Vale
- 1:02:42and lost 1-0.
- 1:02:432-0, oh my God. And on penalties they
- 1:02:47lost 4-1 to Port Vale.
- 1:02:49Ah,
- 1:02:49okay.
- 1:02:50What is this?
- 1:02:51Yeah, I play
- 1:02:52I play in European competition.
- 1:02:53The problem is that Everton faced
- 1:02:55United.
- 1:02:56Ah, but they were trashed by United.
- 1:03:00United for
- 1:03:01next season is fighting
- 1:03:02there. West Ham faced Birmingham
- 1:03:05in round four, drew 1-1
- 1:03:07and advanced on penalties. Went to the
- 1:03:09quarterfinals.
- 1:03:10It's Diogo Costa.
- 1:03:11Take that. In the quarterfinals, West
- 1:03:13Ham faced Manchester United.
- 1:03:15Oh,
- 1:03:151-1.
- 1:03:16Oh,
- 1:03:16and won 5-4 on penalties.
- 1:03:18Damn, in the semi-
- 1:03:20in the semifinal, Newcastle and West
- 1:03:22Ham.
- 1:03:23Hmm.
- 1:03:23Classic.
- 1:03:242-1 Newcastle.
- 1:03:26Oh, no.
- 1:03:27West Ham fell.
- 1:03:28In other words, none of you gentlemen
- 1:03:30lifted any trophy.
- 1:03:31Hey, but compared to the previous
- 1:03:33season,
- 1:03:33we made it.
- 1:03:34No, you guys did well. Things happened.
- 1:03:36That didn't earn your like there, my
- 1:03:38partner.
- 1:03:38Things happened. Things happened. Let's
- 1:03:41see the statistics.
- 1:03:42I have a feeling that for next season
- 1:03:44one of the cups will be a final between
- 1:03:45two of us.
- 1:03:46Wow.
- 1:03:47Premier League top scorer, Guirassy, 25
- 1:03:50goals.
- 1:03:50No kidding.
- 1:03:51Runner-up Mattia Zaccagni.
- 1:03:54The Italian
- 1:03:56from City.
- 1:03:56Oh, I see.
- 1:03:57Isak in third. Mac Allister in third.
- 1:04:00Fifth place has one of you gentlemen.
- 1:04:02Oops, it's him.
- 1:04:03Samu from West Ham. 37 games, 20 goals.
- 1:04:0720 goals.
- 1:04:08He's good. He's good. Sesko who already
- 1:04:11had, man, a lot of goals.
- 1:04:13In the second half of the season
- 1:04:15tore his ACL. For sure.
- 1:04:16Finished with only 17 goals in 37 games
- 1:04:18.
- 1:04:19Look what Gorsica did in the chair.
- 1:04:20Totally normal. 17 goals. That's
- 1:04:22nothing.
- 1:04:22It's just that he already had 11, right
- 1:04:24?
- 1:04:24Yeah. Gorsica broke his per-
- 1:04:26the best player, the top scorer of
- 1:04:27Everton, and we already counted that
- 1:04:29Everton didn't have a good attack.
- 1:04:30Sancet with 13 goals in 37 games,
- 1:04:33my number 10, is that okay?
- 1:04:34And Gabriel Jesus with 11 goals in 32
- 1:04:37games. For those who were asking what
- 1:04:38Liverpool has, I just found out that
- 1:04:40Nuno Mendes is at Liverpool.
- 1:04:41Ah, cool.
- 1:04:42Assists. Gibbs-White, ex-
- 1:04:46Forest,
- 1:04:47was the top assister in the Premier
- 1:04:48League.
- 1:04:49From where?
- 1:04:49Come on, sister.
- 1:04:51Followed by Maddison from Spurs.
- 1:04:54Kudus for Spurs.
- 1:04:56Then Harvey Barnes from Newcastle,
- 1:04:58Hudson-Odoi and Sesko. Sesko is helping
- 1:05:00out the others. Eight assists.
- 1:05:02Got a double-double, right?
- 1:05:03Good for KPJ. There.
- 1:05:05Set, good player, seven assists too.
- 1:05:07Barcola, six assists.
- 1:05:08Whoa.
- 1:05:09Wow, the guy has Barcola. True,
- 1:05:11Barcola was there.
- 1:05:12Jaden Sancho simply went to Manchester
- 1:05:14City.
- 1:05:14Whoa,
- 1:05:15five assists.
- 1:05:16He's back, right?
- 1:05:17Wha
- 1:05:17Sancho
- 1:05:18damn
- 1:05:19your uncle. And Valentin Barco has five
- 1:05:21assists this season too, man. You sold
- 1:05:23the kid, man. Sold the kid to the big
- 1:05:25guys, son. You're crazy.
- 1:05:27Let's see how the gentlemen's squads
- 1:05:28are doing. Please, man.
- 1:05:30This is the part I'm curious about.
- 1:05:31Whoa,
- 1:05:32to wrap up our video.
- 1:05:34Let's start with West.
- 1:05:35Yes, sir.
- 1:05:36Trossard is an 82.
- 1:05:38Oh boy.
- 1:05:39Sending Sancho away to bring in
- 1:05:40Trossard was bad luck as hell.
- 1:05:42I trusted the heart of the cards and
- 1:05:43got burned, right?
- 1:05:44Yeah. The mid-year market is a piece of
- 1:05:46crap. Szoboszlai is an 87.
- 1:05:48Good ball.
- 1:05:49Livramento 84. Livramento 84,
- 1:05:53Buadi 79. Most likely he isn't playing
- 1:05:56much, he isn't getting many minutes on
- 1:05:58the pitch. Valentin Barco 80. I believe
- 1:06:02he became a starter.
- 1:06:03Amen.
- 1:06:04ADM 84.
- 1:06:06Good.
- 1:06:06Calhanoglu is still 86, even though
- 1:06:09he's...right? Hendry 82.
- 1:06:11He's rising.
- 1:06:12He arrived. Damn.
- 1:06:13I'll sign him next season.
- 1:06:15Vivian 87.
- 1:06:17My God. Nice. Mozak 77, Vinicius,
- 1:06:21Diogo Costa, I don't know why he isn't
- 1:06:24developing, 85.
- 1:06:25Ah, he's conceding goal after goal, son
- 1:06:27.
- 1:06:27Samu 84 and Diomande 83.
- 1:06:31I liked these upgrades.
- 1:06:33I have the option to buy players from
- 1:06:35my friends, huh? Like from my bench,
- 1:06:37right?
- 1:06:38Your bench.
- 1:06:38Let's move on to Not. Sesko 85, Lewis
- 1:06:42Hall 84, Murillo 85
- 1:06:46and rising
- 1:06:47Elliott 84, the guy you asked about is
- 1:06:50still 77. Barcola 87, Kobel 88,
- 1:06:55Schlotterbeck 88, Uzun 81, Conceição
- 1:07:01Francisco
- 1:07:0384 Wesley 82
- 1:07:06and rising
- 1:07:07Nico Paz 85
- 1:07:09and rising
- 1:07:10and to close, Ruben Neves 85, that's it
- 1:07:13, now only Everton is left, right? That
- 1:07:15Everton that hit the post was the
- 1:07:17closest to being champion. It has to be
- 1:07:19said.
- 1:07:19It has to be said. Gabriel Jesus 80
- 1:07:22kept it.
- 1:07:22Brantwaite 82
- 1:07:24kept it.
- 1:07:25Dibling 80.
- 1:07:27Oh
- 1:07:28Frimpong 85.
- 1:07:30Okay.
- 1:07:31O'Riley 81.
- 1:07:33That's good.
- 1:07:34Savinho 85.
- 1:07:36Kept it.
- 1:07:37Gordon 86.
- 1:07:39He went up.
- 1:07:40Your goalkeeper Rest 83.
- 1:07:42Oh, what's this?
- 1:07:44Damn. How much did he evolve? Two in
- 1:07:46half a season. What is this? Degel.
- 1:07:48Goretzka 82.
- 1:07:50That's good.
- 1:07:51The Castro you signed, 81.
- 1:07:53Two as well. Wow. Man, those two
- 1:07:55mid-season signings were great.
- 1:07:57Damn, bro. Envy.
- 1:07:59DG stayed at 84, shockingly. De Marco
- 1:08:0285.
- 1:08:04Bernal 78. Gavi 86. Jaurizar, Jaurizar.
- 1:08:10The star.
- 1:08:1184.
- 1:08:12That kid's gonna be the new minister,
- 1:08:13guys.
- 1:08:14Sunset. 86, Antônio Silva 81.
- 1:08:17Developed well,
- 1:08:18bro. Everton developed well.
- 1:08:21Developed.
- 1:08:23And so we finish another episode. Igor
- 1:08:26will be in the Conference League
- 1:08:28next season,
- 1:08:29right? And that's it.
- 1:08:30And that's it. Congratulations there.
- 1:08:32Igor will be in the Conference League.
- 1:08:34But remembering that Igor will also
- 1:08:36spin the wheel of misfortune.
- 1:08:37Look,
- 1:08:38because
- 1:08:39corrupt,
- 1:08:40he messed up his math. He shouldn't
- 1:08:42have signed a player, he went negative,
- 1:08:44so he will suffer a penalty in the next
- 1:08:46episode, right?
- 1:08:46I'm no longer negative, just making
- 1:08:48that clear too.
- 1:08:49And right now in our stories, what's
- 1:08:51going on, Lene?
- 1:08:53Simply the vote for which of the three
- 1:08:54of us will be benefited. And well, I
- 1:08:58hope this time we do a big push, right?
- 1:09:00I'm going to do it again.
- 1:09:02I'm going to hunt sharks this time.
- 1:09:03Yeah, go hunt sharks
- 1:09:05down in Serie B.
- 1:09:07And I'll be the Megalodon that kills
- 1:09:09sharks, kid. Let's go. Because there
- 1:09:12will also be the vote for the wheel of
- 1:09:13misfortune, right? Because Igão had
- 1:09:15bad luck, but it was due to management
- 1:09:17and not...
- 1:09:17Exactly. Two of you can spin the wheel,
- 1:09:21or if Igor loses, he will spin the
- 1:09:22wheel twice.
- 1:09:25Wow.
- 1:09:25And one of you will,
- 1:09:26guys, let's nerf this Igor guy, please.
- 1:09:28Guys, the wheel of fortune.
- 1:09:30It's much cooler for him to spin twice.
- 1:09:32And just a heads up, gentlemen, since
- 1:09:34starting next transfer window we'll
- 1:09:35have Igor in the European market too,
- 1:09:37right? We'll have new options, we'll
- 1:09:39have more players, right, in the
- 1:09:41European market, I mean, in European
- 1:09:43competitions, we'll have new players,
- 1:09:46maybe starting next season, maybe
- 1:09:48slightly better players will appear,
- 1:09:50right?
- 1:09:51For me, right? Only for me.
- 1:09:53Who is going to compete against him?
- 1:09:54Bandit, no.
- 1:09:55Exactly.
- 1:09:56Well, that's football, guys. Just look.
- 1:09:58All the clubs are in debt and nobody
- 1:10:00does anything. They keep playing,
- 1:10:02signing players, winning championships.
- 1:10:03He's going to get a transfer ban. Leave
- 1:10:05a like, subscribe to the channel, leave
- 1:10:07your comment, what you liked, what you
- 1:10:08didn't like, because this season is
- 1:10:09about to end and we’ve already
- 1:10:11reached the halfway point.
- 1:10:12Ah, so it went by fast,
- 1:10:13it went by fast, we’ve already
- 1:10:14reached the halfway point.
- 1:10:15It’s sad.
- 1:10:16Sorry for the delay, you know? Because
- 1:10:18the video really takes a while to make.
- 1:10:19Nothing you can do about it. The next
- 1:10:21one might take even longer because it's
- 1:10:22the end of the year now. So, craziness,
- 1:10:24craziness. There are guys out there
- 1:10:26going to Rio de Janeiro,
- 1:10:26guys going there.
- 1:10:27There are guys there, he points over
- 1:10:29here and nobody here is going to Rio de
- 1:10:30Janeiro.
- 1:10:31There are guys going to Germany. Yeah,
- 1:10:32there are guys who are going to catch a
- 1:10:34plane.
- 1:10:34There are guys who are going to jump
- 1:10:35out of the plane.
- 1:10:36I know that two of you, two of them are
- 1:10:37going to Ubatuba.
- 1:10:38True.
- 1:10:38Really? Maybe they won't go. Yeah, I
- 1:10:41two of you are going to Ubatuba there.
- 1:10:43Let
- 1:10:43the other one there keep getting
- 1:10:44followers.
- 1:10:46I'm dating,
- 1:10:47I'm dating. I'm a follower.
- 1:10:51Leave a like, subscribe to the channel.
- 1:10:53Leleco, tell the guys that, you're
- 1:10:54going to be a while without "Rebuilding
- 1:10:56," since "Rebuilding" is appearing
- 1:10:58above you, right?
- 1:10:59Yeah, my partner. Watch out, it's going
- 1:11:01to hit your head, man. Oh. Next, here
- 1:11:02you are seeing our "Rebuilding"
- 1:11:04playlist. There are some rebuilds that
- 1:11:06don't have FIFA, others that do. So
- 1:11:07feel free to marvel at these videos
- 1:11:09that I personally really like to record
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- 1:11:17And I hope you left your like because
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