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TIVEMOS UM FINALISTA NA LIGA! 🔥 MODO CARREIRA: RECONSTRUINDO TRIO INGLÊS! Ep. 02 — Transcript

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  1. 0:00Starting the second episode of
  2. 0:02Rebuilding here. We're here with Igão,
  3. 0:04Leleca, and Pedrão.
  4. 0:05Oh glory.
  5. 0:06Unfortunately, we have to use lapel
  6. 0:08mics, the audio might be a bit worse,
  7. 0:10but I think our audio mixer broke here.
  8. 0:12So, leave a like, we're gonna have to
  9. 0:14buy a new one, guys. Subscribe to the
  10. 0:16channel, come on. I was very happy with
  11. 0:18your comments and especially your
  12. 0:19support, because many people recognized
  13. 0:21the work we put in, gentlemen. So, the
  14. 0:23crowd saying: "Yo, let's leave a like,
  15. 0:25let's hype it up." Some people even
  16. 0:26sent Super Chats. So, man, thank you so
  17. 0:29much, thank you really. Whoever can,
  18. 0:31leave a like, drop a star, if you want
  19. 0:33to send a Super Chat. And I also liked
  20. 0:34many opinions from the crowd telling us
  21. 0:36to do it with the São Paulo teams. We
  22. 0:38will do it, okay? I don't know if we'll
  23. 0:40open a vote for the São Paulo teams.
  24. 0:42The idea to do it with France, so that
  25. 0:44will definitely happen. Deal? But let's
  26. 0:46move to the second episode, which is
  27. 0:47very interesting. The market is a bit
  28. 0:49different this time. We won't have
  29. 0:51three options for everything, alright
  30. 0:52gentlemen? Because as time goes by,
  31. 0:54some veterans become very useless. I'm
  32. 0:57not going to waste time putting them
  33. 0:58here just to give our editor more work.
  34. 1:00Alright.
  35. 1:01Alright.
  36. 1:02So let's go, recapping. But Johnny, I
  37. 1:05was looking at my team, I only have
  38. 1:07three subs. Why?
  39. 1:09Ah, so this time you'll only be able to
  40. 1:11sell three players from your bench,
  41. 1:13alright guys? Because you have a lean
  42. 1:16roster and FIFA doesn't let you remove
  43. 1:18too many people. So if I let you mess
  44. 1:20with five, you'll probably keep selling
  45. 1:22, it won't trim down much and it'll
  46. 1:23mess up the simulation here. So this
  47. 1:25time it will be only three, okay?
  48. 1:27Sold the whole bench. My bench had five
  49. 1:29guys there, man.
  50. 1:31No, the players remain on your team,
  51. 1:33okay? Just so you know, they stay in
  52. 1:34the roster. It's just that if it gets
  53. 1:36too thin, it messes up the simulation
  54. 1:38here. So let's avoid that.
  55. 1:39Let's go with this one here, man.
  56. 1:41So, things that happened. Some of your
  57. 1:44players returned from loan, so they
  58. 1:46were on loan. Barry is an example of
  59. 1:48that, he's a guy who just popped up
  60. 1:50there at Everton, appeared in the
  61. 1:52middle of the simulation, so like, he
  62. 1:54simply appeared, I had to put him in.
  63. 1:56Grealish left Pedrão's team, Douglas
  64. 1:58Luiz left Igão's team. So let's start
  65. 2:00the second episode. First of all,
  66. 2:02gentlemen, let's recap how your teams
  67. 2:04and overalls are looking, please.
  68. 2:06Let's do it. Here we go, my dear Oblak
  69. 2:09with an 88 overall, he stayed. Wesley,
  70. 2:1380 at right back. Murilo, 84, got a
  71. 2:17wonderful upgrade. Jair, 76, also got a
  72. 2:21solid overall upgrade. And Lewis Hall,
  73. 2:2482. My defensive mid is Ruben Neves, 85
  74. 2:28overall. Elliott with 83 overall and
  75. 2:30Nico Paz also with 83. Barcola went to
  76. 2:3486, Igor Jesus 79, and Francisco
  77. 2:37Conceição 82.
  78. 2:39Man, Igão's guys are playing great and
  79. 2:41their value went up, right?
  80. 2:42Yeah. Envy, right?
  81. 2:45Leleco, tell us yours, brother.
  82. 2:47That was bad envy.
  83. 2:48Lelec, guys, just one thing, remember I
  84. 2:50said there was a bug where I had
  85. 2:52duplicated Udogie? I hadn't duplicated
  86. 2:54Udogie,
  87. 2:55it was supposed to be a monster duo,
  88. 2:57wasn't it? Actually, there is another
  89. 2:59guy with a lower overall named Uff and
  90. 3:01he's also a left back, and I got
  91. 3:03confused at the time and he ended up
  92. 3:04getting playing time and he evolved
  93. 3:06like crazy.
  94. 3:07It pays off, doesn't it, man?
  95. 3:09The system is with Lelec, he got lucky.
  96. 3:11That's the truth.
  97. 3:12Good thing it's going to be.
  98. 3:13Go ahead, Leleco. Let's go, my dear
  99. 3:15West Ham here with my goalkeeper Diogo
  100. 3:18Costa with 85 overall, Wan-Bissaka 81,
  101. 3:20Vivian and Stones. Vivian is at 85 and
  102. 3:23Stones is at 82. At left back, there's
  103. 3:25Udogie with 78. In the midfield, Declan
  104. 3:29Rice at 86, Isco 83, and Lucas Paquetá
  105. 3:32at 80. Now in attack on the left wing,
  106. 3:35there's Jadon Sancho with 82, Bowen
  107. 3:38with 83, and Samu with 82.
  108. 3:41Nice, Pedrão.
  109. 3:42My great Everton side in goal, 84
  110. 3:45overall. Frimpong, 84 overall. Then my
  111. 3:48promising defense, but the overall is
  112. 3:50still a bit low. Antonio Silva 79
  113. 3:52overall and Ben White 81. Dimarco is at
  114. 3:5585 overall. Goretzka in the middle, 82
  115. 3:58overall. The Spanish duo, Gavi and
  116. 4:00Sancet, both with 85 overall. Then on
  117. 4:03the left wing, Nusa with 80, Gabriel
  118. 4:05Jesus with 80 in attack. And on the
  119. 4:07right wing, my prospect, Dibling with
  120. 4:1077 overall, on the bench, Alcaraz 78,
  121. 4:12Barry 79, and Mykolenko also 79.
  122. 4:15Pedrão got lucky because, man, his
  123. 4:17players evolved after the season.
  124. 4:19Not luck, competence. Gavi evolved like
  125. 4:22crazy, like, with months left before
  126. 4:24the end and at the start of the
  127. 4:25simulation. That happens. But have you
  128. 4:27told Pedrão about the news regarding
  129. 4:29Gavi? Not yet.
  130. 4:30Ah, take it easy. Let's go.
  131. 4:31Tore his ACL, man. Again. He'll have to
  132. 4:34be taken out.
  133. 4:35Let's go, gentlemen.
  134. 4:36Fabrizio Romano said he'll need to have
  135. 4:38his arm amputated and will have to
  136. 4:40retire from football forever.
  137. 4:41Let's go. This season you'll have
  138. 4:44different budgets, okay? Pedrão, for
  139. 4:47finishing in seventh place, will have
  140. 4:49160 million to spend.
  141. 4:50Beautiful thing.
  142. 4:51Igão, for finishing in ninth place,
  143. 4:54will have 145.
  144. 4:55Oh, glory.
  145. 4:56Damn.
  146. 4:57And Lelec, for finishing in 12th, only
  147. 5:00125, right?
  148. 5:01Poor guy.
  149. 5:01Okay. And first of all, we have the
  150. 5:04vote from you guys on Instagram, man.
  151. 5:07There were over 3,000 votes, okay? My
  152. 5:09God, a channel record, guys,
  153. 5:11man. Over 3,000 votes decided who would
  154. 5:14get help and it was a 1%difference in
  155. 5:16the votes.
  156. 5:17One
  157. 5:181%of the votes. And
  158. 5:21glory, how envious.
  159. 5:23The people are with me, family. The
  160. 5:24people are with me.
  161. 5:26The truth is, Pedrão messed up because
  162. 5:28he took too long to post and he posted
  163. 5:30in a shitty way.
  164. 5:31What is that? The only one who posted
  165. 5:34asking for help properly was Igor and
  166. 5:36he won. Leleco also posted in just any
  167. 5:38old way. Pedrão just reposted a story
  168. 5:40full of information there. The guys
  169. 5:42didn't do any promotion.
  170. 5:44And Pedrão got screwed because he was
  171. 5:45chosen as the one who's going to suffer
  172. 5:47. Fine, fine, fine.
  173. 5:49The people are with Esporte Resenha.
  174. 5:50I'm playing away from home.
  175. 5:52So Igão, I'm going to spin the wheel
  176. 5:54of fortune here for you, which has a
  177. 5:56few options.
  178. 5:57Oh, glory.
  179. 5:58Some have more chance, others less. But
  180. 6:00let's go. Do you want to press it or
  181. 6:02can I press it?
  182. 6:03I'll let you press it. You're good at
  183. 6:05that. There.
  184. 6:05Press yours there.
  185. 6:07Spin it and I'll press mine here.
  186. 6:09It spun. The wheel is showing there for
  187. 6:11you guys.
  188. 6:11Man, IG is so damn lucky, dude.
  189. 6:14Ah,
  190. 6:14bring it on. He's here, folks.
  191. 6:16Igão is so damn lucky, dude.
  192. 6:18Bellig is the new signing.
  193. 6:20Plus 50 million in the bank, brother.
  194. 6:22Do you have any idea?
  195. 6:23That's not it, right? There were three
  196. 6:26chances to get 20 million more, two
  197. 6:28chances to get 30 more, one chance to
  198. 6:30get 50 more, and one that was selling
  199. 6:32an overpriced player where he could
  200. 6:34choose a player to earn 50%more. He
  201. 6:36simply got 50 million in the bank
  202. 6:38without selling anyone.
  203. 6:39That's it. It's a reflection of society
  204. 6:41, right? The rich get richer, right?
  205. 6:42And the poor get happier and happier.
  206. 6:44Now even the wheel of bad luck. Benzem,
  207. 6:46do you want me to spin or do you want
  208. 6:48to spin?
  209. 6:48You go ahead, man. I trust you.
  210. 6:50Strong on the bad luck.
  211. 6:51Wheel of bad luck. Oh, glory.
  212. 6:53Let's see for me.
  213. 6:55You were lucky too.
  214. 6:57Come with me.
  215. 6:58There was only one chance
  216. 6:59to land on minus 10 million in cash and
  217. 7:01you got minus 10 million in cash.
  218. 7:03Just some taxes.
  219. 7:04Damn, that's crazy, man.
  220. 7:06The taxman is going to bite you soon.
  221. 7:08There was an option to sell the best
  222. 7:09player, there was an option for minus
  223. 7:1130 million. There are several bad
  224. 7:12options. He got the easiest one.
  225. 7:14That one he got is minus 10. And and
  226. 7:16the player, right? No, no, no. And now,
  227. 7:20gentlemen, you can go there, if you
  228. 7:22want you can pause the video, because
  229. 7:24on our stories the voting for the third
  230. 7:26episode is happening, who should be
  231. 7:28helped and who should be hindered, okay
  232. 7:30? So, take the voting seriously and I
  233. 7:32hope you gentlemen promote it better
  234. 7:34because only Igor promoted his voting
  235. 7:36correctly. Alright.
  236. 7:37Remove Igor from the thumbnail too.
  237. 7:40You can remove it, bro.
  238. 7:41Well, gentlemen, now let's begin. I'll
  239. 7:43be revealing the
  240. 7:45corruption here.
  241. 7:46Who wants to start? This time we're
  242. 7:48going to draw the two presidential
  243. 7:50cards and the two financial cards and
  244. 7:52the joker card, which has two new joker
  245. 7:53cards.
  246. 7:54A lot of stuff.
  247. 7:55Let's go, Igão. You start:
  248. 7:57presidential card one, two, or three.
  249. 7:59We want urgent results. Bring at least
  250. 8:01three players in the window.
  251. 8:02Leave it to me.
  252. 8:03And remember that if you don't complete
  253. 8:05it, there will be a little problem next
  254. 8:07season. Leleco. One or two, brother.
  255. 8:09Ah, one.
  256. 8:10Sign at least two prospects. Alright,
  257. 8:13two are left for you. We need to
  258. 8:14rejuvenate our squad. Do not sign
  259. 8:16veterans.
  260. 8:17None.
  261. 8:17None. You cannot sign any veteran.
  262. 8:19You hit the B.
  263. 8:20It's the mafia.
  264. 8:20You hit the good one. Veteran, man.
  265. 8:22Draw now, Pedrão. Four, five, or six.
  266. 8:25Already coming with five.
  267. 8:26Bring at least one South American
  268. 8:27player to our squad.
  269. 8:28OK.
  270. 8:29Nice and easy. Igão. Yeah, Lelec. Four
  271. 8:31or six?
  272. 8:32Six.
  273. 8:33Bring two Europeans to our squad.
  274. 8:34Alright.
  275. 8:35Igão got four. Whoops,
  276. 8:37sell our oldest player before he
  277. 8:38depreciates.
  278. 8:39Wow, I was going to sell Algoisco, huh?
  279. 8:41I was going to sell De Mar. No,
  280. 8:43oldest.
  281. 8:44Oldest of the starters.
  282. 8:45Just him, right? Not Oblak.
  283. 8:47Wow,
  284. 8:51damn.
  285. 8:52Someone is going to be without a
  286. 8:54goalkeeper. Wow, welcome to the notes.
  287. 8:58Igão. Look, the worst, the worst, oh,
  288. 9:00to show I'm not lying, you can read it
  289. 9:03there, see.
  290. 9:03Yeah, right? to show I'm not lying.
  291. 9:06Yeah, right? Alright.
  292. 9:08It's just edited stuff there.
  293. 9:10Edited like that.
  294. 9:11Let's go, Igao. Financial cards one,
  295. 9:13two or three with
  296. 9:14one from Roger C.
  297. 9:15We trust in your work for this season.
  298. 9:17Plus 20 million, damn.
  299. 9:20The guy is rich.
  300. 9:21Leleco. Two or three, brother.
  301. 9:23Oh, I can feel my face getting red with
  302. 9:25envy, man. Damn.
  303. 9:26Two or three? Lelec.
  304. 9:28Two.
  305. 9:28We had to give a raise to our best
  306. 9:30player. Minus 10 million.
  307. 9:31Who is it? Who is the corrupt one there
  308. 9:33asking for a raise? It's Talanolo, it's
  309. 9:35not Samu, he improved, he scored a ton
  310. 9:38of goals, right?
  311. 9:39Call SAM,
  312. 9:40call Pedrao, number three is left for
  313. 9:42you. Our sponsor wants to help more
  314. 9:44this season. Plus 10 million euros.
  315. 9:46Come with me
  316. 9:47now there are three terrible ones too.
  317. 9:48Now back to Pedrao. 4 or 5 or...
  318. 9:51or which one did you pick in the in the
  319. 9:52None of your business.
  320. 9:54Six.
  321. 9:54We received an installment from a
  322. 9:56player sold last year. Plus 15 million.
  323. 9:58Now, now there are two disasters. It's
  324. 10:00going to fall on us,
  325. 10:01Leleco. Four or five,
  326. 10:03kid. There won't be anything left for
  327. 10:05the beta, uncle. Five.
  328. 10:07We invested in a pre-season trip to
  329. 10:09Asia. Minus 10 million.
  330. 10:11No,
  331. 10:12Igao. Four.
  332. 10:13Always like this, right?
  333. 10:14We renovated the youth academy facility
  334. 10:16. Minus 10 million.
  335. 10:17At least it's deep. Congrat.
  336. 10:19It would've been easier just to give 10
  337. 10:20, right? Oh, 10. That's it. It's over.
  338. 10:23Well, let's go. Wildcard. Who wants to
  339. 10:25draw from one to seven now, huh?
  340. 10:26Seven.
  341. 10:27Oh, Pedrao, I'm really happy you chose
  342. 10:29seven, okay? It's it's the most
  343. 10:30different card we have.
  344. 10:31Scared.
  345. 10:32And it's quite cool.
  346. 10:33Scared.
  347. 10:34It will, I want to see when it's
  348. 10:35activated.
  349. 10:36Choose a member to take a shot.
  350. 10:38Suspend Brazilian soccer, soccer and
  351. 10:40invest only in ping-pong.
  352. 10:42They are a team from the Premier League
  353. 10:43.
  354. 10:43Man, Pedrao, use this very wisely, for
  355. 10:46the love of God, Leleco. 1 2 3 4 5 or
  356. 10:50six.
  357. 10:51One. Rogerio Ceni. Wait a minute. It
  358. 10:55you also got a new card, Lelex. There
  359. 10:58Igao will probably get an old one
  360. 11:00because the others are old. 2 3 4 5 or
  361. 11:03six.
  362. 11:04So number two from Cicinho.
  363. 11:05Done, gentlemen, it's all set now. All
  364. 11:08set. Let's hit the market.
  365. 11:11Let's applaud,
  366. 11:12gentlemen. Starting with your
  367. 11:14goalkeeper. I want to know, Gão.
  368. 11:17What's up, Gão? Dan. What do you think
  369. 11:22I'm gonna do?
  370. 11:23Ob. Black's gonna have to go.
  371. 11:26Oblock who scored several goals in the
  372. 11:28campaign,
  373. 11:30moved up, oh, scored two goals, is
  374. 11:32worth 35 million now.
  375. 11:34Well, my dearest Diogo Costa is staying
  376. 11:37, man. No way. De Gea is 35 and can
  377. 11:39still handle it as a goalie.
  378. 11:41Igão, let's go, the market is wide
  379. 11:43open for you.
  380. 11:44Go straight to the audio. Save your
  381. 11:45time. No, let's look at veterans.
  382. 11:47I don't want to hear it. I have to sign
  383. 11:49three guys from the audio. Let's do the
  384. 11:51goalkeeper. Let's go, veterans. Bro,
  385. 11:54this guy is filthy.
  386. 11:56Alisson, 33 years old, 89 overall,
  387. 11:59available on the market for just 30
  388. 12:01million euros. Maignan, who just became
  389. 12:04a veteran, 30 years old, 88 overall, 45
  390. 12:07million, or Ederson, 32 years old, 85
  391. 12:10overall for 15 million. Players in
  392. 12:12their prime, we have him, who was also
  393. 12:14in the last video, who wants a new
  394. 12:16challenge because he can't stand
  395. 12:18winning nothing at BvB anymore. Kobel,
  396. 12:2028 years old, 87, 93 potential.
  397. 12:23What?
  398. 12:24Potential is dynamic, man. In career
  399. 12:26mode, potential is dynamic.
  400. 12:27What is this? The guy became a new
  401. 12:29Neuer.
  402. 12:30You'll see now, the potential is based
  403. 12:31on the season and what's happening. So
  404. 12:34the potentials are very high. Kobel is
  405. 12:37for the bargain of 70 million euros.
  406. 12:39But
  407. 12:39what is this? Kobel became Pelé too.
  408. 12:42We have Carnesecchi who's 26, 85, 91
  409. 12:45potential for 45 million. Or Svilar, 26
  410. 12:50years old, 84 overall, 88 potential for
  411. 12:5330 million.
  412. 12:54Are you going to listen to me? Are you
  413. 12:56going to make me listen to the
  414. 12:57prospects too? The
  415. 12:58I'll spare the editor, I won't put the
  416. 13:00prospects in.
  417. 13:01Welcome back, Pelé. Kobel arrives at
  418. 13:03Nottingham Forest.
  419. 13:05Kobel sold to Igão for 70 million
  420. 13:07euros. Leleco, I want to know the
  421. 13:10following, brother. Which position do
  422. 13:12you want me to put on the market here?
  423. 13:14Yo, could be right-back.
  424. 13:15Let's go to right-back, then. Is your
  425. 13:17right-back, Lelec, going to stay or go?
  426. 13:20The great Wan-Bissaka will be sold.
  427. 13:23I have Frimpong. I'm very well served.
  428. 13:25I'll stay quiet again.
  429. 13:26Should I leave this guy alone in the
  430. 13:28market, man?
  431. 13:29It's the right-back market, dude.
  432. 13:31So what? Let him go alone.
  433. 13:33Alright. Let's go, Leleco. Veterans
  434. 13:35here at right-back, we have Marcos
  435. 13:37Llorente, 31 years old, 84 overall,
  436. 13:39same potential, 35 million. Cancelo at
  437. 13:4232 years old, 84 overall. And Dumfries
  438. 13:45at 30 years old, 84 overall.
  439. 13:46Cancelo costs 30 million, Dumfries 25.
  440. 13:49Right? In their prime we have Pedro
  441. 13:52Porro, 26 years old, 84 overall, 88
  442. 13:55potential for 55 million. We have him,
  443. 13:58Livramento, 23 years old, 82 overall,
  444. 14:0190 potential for 45 million. And him,
  445. 14:04Conor Bradley, from Liverpool, 22 years
  446. 14:07old, 81 overall, 88 potential for 35
  447. 14:09million. Want to hear the prospects?
  448. 14:11No, let's spare the editor, right?
  449. 14:13You're going to spare the editor, you
  450. 14:14don't want to hear the prospects?
  451. 14:15There's a good prospect here, man.
  452. 14:17Yeah, man. Alright, my bad, Bel, I want
  453. 14:19to hear it.
  454. 14:20Rico Lewis,
  455. 14:21from Manchester City,
  456. 14:2321 years old, 79 overall, 86 potential,
  457. 14:26but remember that potential is dynamic,
  458. 14:2930 million. Kai Wagner, 20 years old,
  459. 14:3179 overall, 86 potential, also for 30
  460. 14:34million. And Martin Fernandes, 20 years
  461. 14:36old, 77 overall, 88 potential for 20
  462. 14:38million.
  463. 14:39Man, I think I've already made my
  464. 14:41decision here. Right here, this
  465. 14:42category, and my choice is Livramento.
  466. 14:47Livramento went to Wester's team for
  467. 14:49just 45 million, sold to Lelé.
  468. 14:53Pedrão, is your left winger staying or
  469. 14:55going?
  470. 14:56That guy Nusa,
  471. 14:57you could also keep him on the bench.
  472. 15:00I could, but I think for a 21-year-old
  473. 15:02kid who's still at 80, 50 million, I'll
  474. 15:04cash in and sign a star player. Bye,
  475. 15:08Nusa.
  476. 15:09Just leaving my observation that I
  477. 15:10thought it was crazy he sold Nusa.
  478. 15:12Can you keep him?
  479. 15:13I don't want to keep him,
  480. 15:14bro. I'm good with my left winger here,
  481. 15:16I don't want to sign anyone. Barcola, I
  482. 15:18spent a pittance on him,
  483. 15:19bro. Barcola increased in value like
  484. 15:21crazy.
  485. 15:22But he's 86 now, right, family? So,
  486. 15:24like,
  487. 15:24he's very ready.
  488. 15:25And he's worth how many, like?
  489. 15:27100.
  490. 15:27100 million.
  491. 15:28Bro, Barcola, if I'm not mistaken, he
  492. 15:30evolved during the holidays. During the
  493. 15:32holidays, because he hadn't, I think he
  494. 15:34had finished at 84 or 85, right, man?
  495. 15:36Then he started the season at 86, man.
  496. 15:38Leleco, your left winger then
  497. 15:40is Jadon Sancho. Man, I really like him
  498. 15:42, dude. I really like him.
  499. 15:44He's staying, you can put him on the
  500. 15:46bench too, but you have to see if you
  501. 15:47have the money fo
  502. 15:48he's staying.
  503. 15:49And remembering that you didn't spend
  504. 15:50much on Sancho, did you? You'd already
  505. 15:52be making a profit on him, right? I am,
  506. 15:54I am profiting, but I think he'll
  507. 15:55profit a little bit more still. Free
  508. 15:57market.
  509. 15:57Free market for the guy named Pedro
  510. 15:59Ferraz. Pedro Ferraz, let's go. Do you
  511. 16:01want to hear the veterans?
  512. 16:02I can't.
  513. 16:03Then there's no point in us bringing up
  514. 16:05veterans because it's rough. Man, look,
  515. 16:07the left-winger market is interesting,
  516. 16:10but the prospects are also very
  517. 16:11interesting. Let's go. Prime, first one
  518. 16:14in the prime category here. Anthony
  519. 16:16Gordon, 25 years old, 85 overall, 88
  520. 16:19potential for 70 million euros. The
  521. 16:23second is Rafael, 27 years old, 85
  522. 16:26overall, 85 potential for 60 million.
  523. 16:29But Rafael Leão's potential is like
  524. 16:31that because he's on a team doing
  525. 16:32poorly, which is Milan. Nothing
  526. 16:34guarantees that Rafael Leão can't
  527. 16:36increase his overall, okay? This is his
  528. 16:38moment, right? And the third option,
  529. 16:41Martinelli, 25 years old, 83 overall,
  530. 16:4387 potential for 50 million. Want to
  531. 16:46hear the prospects?
  532. 16:47Please.
  533. 16:48Amad Diallo, 20 years old, 80 overall.
  534. 16:52potential of 91 for 45 million. William
  535. 16:56Gomes from Porto, 20 years old, 77
  536. 16:59overall, 89 potential for 30 million.
  537. 17:02And the Ajax player, Mika Godts, 21
  538. 17:05years old, 77 overall, 88 potential for
  539. 17:0820 million.
  540. 17:09Anthony Gordon already knows the
  541. 17:11Premier League, directly from Newcastle
  542. 17:13to Everton. Man,
  543. 17:15Anthony Gordon, 25 years old, sold to
  544. 17:17Pedrão. It really raises Pedrão's
  545. 17:19level. True. Rival.
  546. 17:21Gentlemen, have you noticed that I
  547. 17:22haven't talked about your bench yet?
  548. 17:24Precisely because this was usually the
  549. 17:25moment for the financial cards. Now
  550. 17:27let's put the bench out so you can make
  551. 17:29some cash if you want to sell. Starting
  552. 17:31from your most valued player to the
  553. 17:33least, right? Right.
  554. 17:35Igão, your first bench player, is he
  555. 17:37staying or leaving? How's the situation
  556. 17:39?
  557. 17:39Since there are two here, right? Both
  558. 17:41have the same value. Eh, I'll talk
  559. 17:43about Omari first. who is worth 25
  560. 17:45million, 22 years old, 78 overall. He
  561. 17:48stays, I believe in his potential. He's
  562. 17:50going to stay,
  563. 17:51my dear Barco. He's staying, 30 million
  564. 17:53, 20 years old, 78 overall. He's
  565. 17:55staying.
  566. 17:56Perry, 23 years old, 79 overall, 35
  567. 17:59million. He came back well from the
  568. 18:01loan, it seems. And that's it, take
  569. 18:02advantage while his value is up and
  570. 18:04goodbye, my partner.
  571. 18:0535 million more in Pedrão's bank.
  572. 18:06Pedrão, go ahead and pull up your
  573. 18:08second most expensive one.
  574. 18:09We're talking about Alcaraz, midfielder
  575. 18:11, 23 years old, 78 rating. He'll be a
  576. 18:13good bench player. My second most
  577. 18:15expensive is Todibo. He will be sold
  578. 18:18for 25 million. My second most
  579. 18:20expensive is the great Nicolas
  580. 18:21Dominguez,
  581. 18:22who returned from loan.
  582. 18:23Returned from loan. Defensive
  583. 18:25midfielder, 25 million, 28 years old. I
  584. 18:27think he could be important at some
  585. 18:29point. He stays too. Now
  586. 18:30you can pull up your third most
  587. 18:32expensive one. Now the third one, which
  588. 18:34is the great Ryan Yates, returned from
  589. 18:36loan too if I'm not mistaken.
  590. 18:37Man, Nottingham had a bunch of guys
  591. 18:39appear, the season turned and I even
  592. 18:41glitched out, dude. A lot of guys
  593. 18:42appeared.
  594. 18:43He's already 28, should be in his prime
  595. 18:46, but only a 78 rating, worth 15
  596. 18:48million. And he's used by Nottingham
  597. 18:50Forest,
  598. 18:52alongside this partner here, Edson
  599. 18:54Alvarez, who also returned from loan,
  600. 18:56but has no space in this West Ham team.
  601. 18:59So, Edson Álvarez is sold. 20 million.
  602. 19:0220 million.
  603. 19:0320 million.
  604. 19:04How many million?
  605. 19:0520 million.
  606. 19:0520 million.
  607. 19:0620 million.
  608. 19:07Wow, made some bank, huh? Pedrão.
  609. 19:09Mykolenko, 27 years old, 79 rating.
  610. 19:12He's worth 20 million as well. I think
  611. 19:13it's important to make some cash. I'm
  612. 19:15going to send him away.
  613. 19:16Now let's head to the defensive
  614. 19:17midfielder market. Right.
  615. 19:18Right.
  616. 19:19Igão, your defensive mid?
  617. 19:20Man, my defensive mid is Ruben Neves.
  618. 19:22He's in his prime, right? 29 years old,
  619. 19:2485 overall.
  620. 19:2529 years old, but if I'm not mistaken
  621. 19:27he's turning 30, you know? Like, right
  622. 19:28now, like, in a few months, because he
  623. 19:30was 29, if I'm not mistaken, the last
  624. 19:31time we messed with this too.
  625. 19:33I'm not going to sell him, but I'll
  626. 19:34take a look.
  627. 19:35Igão is going to the market, Lelex,
  628. 19:37right?
  629. 19:37My defensive mid is Locatelli. I really
  630. 19:39like him. He stays, but I'm also going
  631. 19:41to the market,
  632. 19:42because you can reallocate him to CM.
  633. 19:44Even though his main role is defensive
  634. 19:45mid, he can also play as a CM. But that
  635. 19:47also depends on the simulator.
  636. 19:49Oh, I messed up, man. I have a
  637. 19:50defensive mid here. I'm not, I'm not
  638. 19:52going to, okay? Oh, you can pass.
  639. 19:53Oh,
  640. 19:54oh,
  641. 19:54oh,
  642. 19:55no, I thought the guy was a CM, dude.
  643. 19:56My bad. So, gentlemen? For me, it's OK.
  644. 19:59For me too, right?
  645. 19:59So that's it.
  646. 20:00Pedrão.
  647. 20:01Chill, it's fine,
  648. 20:02Pedrão. I'll do the same as Leleco.
  649. 20:04I'll keep Goretzka in the team, right?
  650. 20:06He's an important guy, but I'll go to
  651. 20:08the market for someone sharper, and
  652. 20:09Goret is getting a bit old.
  653. 20:11Good shout. Let's head to the market. A
  654. 20:13lean market, okay? We have two names
  655. 20:15fewer than usual. First, let's start
  656. 20:17with the veterans, since Pedrão can't
  657. 20:19participate. But we have Sergej
  658. 20:21Milinković-Savić, 31 years old, 84
  659. 20:23overall for 35 million, and Fabinho, 82
  660. 20:26overall for just 15 million. Right? If
  661. 20:29anyone needed a South American...
  662. 20:32In their prime, the prime list is
  663. 20:34beautiful. The truth is, the prime
  664. 20:36defensive midfielders are insane
  665. 20:38because none of them are old; they can
  666. 20:40all still improve. Starting with Tonali
  667. 20:42, 26 years old, 87 overall. Wow,
  668. 20:4691 potential for a mere 85 million
  669. 20:49euros. I'm pulling these values
  670. 20:51straight from FIFA, okay? Second option
  671. 20:54, Mecha from Borussia Dortmund, 25
  672. 20:56years old, 84 overall, 88 potential for
  673. 20:5960 million. And the third, who is also
  674. 21:03considered a South American because he
  675. 21:05has dual nationality, Johnny Cardoso,
  676. 21:0824 years old, 83 overall, 88 potential
  677. 21:10for 50 million. Right.
  678. 21:12Right.
  679. 21:13Let's move to the prospects. The
  680. 21:14prospects are very interesting and very
  681. 21:16cheap. First prospect, Boadi, 18-
  682. 21:19year-old midfielder, French, 78 overall
  683. 21:22, 90 potential for just 25 million
  684. 21:24euros. And the second prospect is Mark
  685. 21:29Bernal from Barcelona, who wants more
  686. 21:30experience and game time. 19 years old,
  687. 21:3476 overall, 89 potential for just 20
  688. 21:37million. All right, gentlemen.
  689. 21:39All right. Beautiful.
  690. 21:40You already know where you're going.
  691. 21:41One for veterans, two for prime, three
  692. 21:43for prospects. You can close your eyes.
  693. 21:46One, two, or three.
  694. 21:47Oh, I see. Both are going to prospects.
  695. 21:50No.
  696. 21:51Now, gentlemen, close your little eyes.
  697. 21:53One for Boadi, the Frenchman, and two
  698. 21:56for Mark Bernal. Close your eyes. You
  699. 21:58can show them. Boadi arrives in
  700. 22:02Leleco's team and Mark Bernal arrives
  701. 22:04at Everton.
  702. 22:05Very good on the ball, Bernal.
  703. 22:07Everton Cebolinha. So, Bernal is at 79
  704. 22:10overall.
  705. 22:1076.
  706. 22:1176.
  707. 22:13Let's go, gentlemen. Who here needs a
  708. 22:15center-back?
  709. 22:16Me.
  710. 22:16Let's go. Who's pulling, Igão? Pull
  711. 22:18your most expensive center-back and the
  712. 22:20other one. Just a center-back duo,
  713. 22:22right?
  714. 22:22Beautiful. Murilo is staying. Yeah,
  715. 22:24Jair is staying too, though he might go
  716. 22:26to the bench. I'll look for someone
  717. 22:29more ready, more prepared.
  718. 22:30Vivian is staying.
  719. 22:31Very good,
  720. 22:32very good. Vivian, 26 years old, 85,
  721. 22:35man. Very good center-back. Now Stones.
  722. 22:3832 years old, 82 overall. That caught
  723. 22:41me off guard, I'm selling him. I have
  724. 22:43Ben White and António Silva, one is 24
  725. 22:46and the other 22, but one is 81 overall
  726. 22:48and the other 79. I think they are
  727. 22:51center-backs that can still develop. I
  728. 22:53won't sell them, I'll keep them on the
  729. 22:54bench, but I think I'm lacking
  730. 22:56experience, so I'll hit the market, but
  731. 22:58let the boys stay here in peace.
  732. 22:59Let's go then. Let's go to the veterans
  733. 23:02for the defense. We only have two
  734. 23:04options. The first is Pavard, 31 years
  735. 23:06old, with 84 overall. Same potential,
  736. 23:0830 million. And Giménez, 31 years old,
  737. 23:1183 overall for 25 million. Right.
  738. 23:14Giménez appears with an absurd
  739. 23:15frequency in any
  740. 23:17prime. It's interesting because some
  741. 23:19prospects moved up to prime. And we
  742. 23:21have new prospects. Prime, starting
  743. 23:23with him, one of the best center-backs
  744. 23:25in FIFA right now, in the save we're
  745. 23:27simulating, who is also at Borussia
  746. 23:28Dortmund and wants to leave.
  747. 23:31Schlotterbeck, 26 years old, 88 overall
  748. 23:34,
  749. 23:34My God. 91 potential for 80 million
  750. 23:37euros. The second is the guy who wants
  751. 23:39to leave Barcelona, he declined a bit,
  752. 23:41but he's still a good player,
  753. 23:42especially thinking of FIFA.
  754. 23:44Araújo,
  755. 23:44Ronald Araújo, 27 years old, 85
  756. 23:47overall, 90 potential, for 60 million.
  757. 23:50Strong too. Third option, he who was
  758. 23:54passed over by you guys in the
  759. 23:56beginning, Diomandé, 22 years old, who
  760. 23:58you could have signed younger and
  761. 24:00cheaper earlier, he's at 81 overall, 89
  762. 24:03potential, worth 40 million. Let's go
  763. 24:06to the prospects. Starting with him,
  764. 24:08who was signed by Manchester United,
  765. 24:09flopped a bit there, but he's still
  766. 24:11very young. Yoro, 20 years old, 79
  767. 24:14overall, 88 potential for 30 million.
  768. 24:17This guy here, his name is hard to say.
  769. 24:19Biabu. Biabos.
  770. 24:2377 overall, 90 potential for 25 million
  771. 24:27. Pietro Comu, 21 years old.
  772. 24:29Pietro Delgado,
  773. 24:3176 overall, 90 potential for 20 million
  774. 24:34. Let's go, gentlemen. Close your eyes.
  775. 24:37Your eyes, your eyes.
  776. 24:39Close the eyes on your faces. Close
  777. 24:41your eyes. One for veterans, two for
  778. 24:44prime prospects. You can show them. All
  779. 24:48three are going for the primes.
  780. 24:49We're screwed. We're screwed. Ah,
  781. 24:53unnecessary.
  782. 24:55Ai, let's go, gentlemen. One for
  783. 24:57Schlotterbeck, two for Ronald Araújo,
  784. 24:59three for Diomandé.
  785. 25:00This is going to be a disaster. This is
  786. 25:02going to be a disaster. It's going,
  787. 25:03it's going to be a disaster. Go.
  788. 25:05Diomandé went to Leleco's team.
  789. 25:07Schlotterbeck. We will have an auction.
  790. 25:10This is going to be a disaster. This is
  791. 25:12going to be a disaster.
  792. 25:13Minimum bid of 85 million.
  793. 25:1585 million.
  794. 25:1695 million.
  795. 25:18105 million.
  796. 25:19110 million.
  797. 25:20115.
  798. 25:21Most expensive center-back in football
  799. 25:23history.
  800. 25:23Going twice. Sold to Igão for 115
  801. 25:26million. Chiloterback.
  802. 25:29Oh glory. I don't even know how to
  803. 25:32spell it. I'll write it however I want,
  804. 25:34bro. I
  805. 25:34want to see. Chiloteiro with an X.
  806. 25:42And gentlemen, no one has used their
  807. 25:44secret card yet, huh?
  808. 25:46Just reminding you of that. Damn,
  809. 25:47Chiloterback went for a high price, but
  810. 25:49I must say, a great acquisition by
  811. 25:51Igão, okay? Let's go, Leleco, is your
  812. 25:53striker staying or going, brother?
  813. 25:55My dear one is named Samu, right?
  814. 25:57Samu really went up in value, huh?
  815. 25:59Went up well. He even asked for a raise
  816. 26:01, a well-deserved raise, because, you
  817. 26:02know, as tragic as the season was, he
  818. 26:04was one of the top scorers, one of the
  819. 26:05most important players on my team, Samu
  820. 26:07is staying.
  821. 26:07and you're not even going to check the
  822. 26:09market?
  823. 26:10Cruel. I'm going to the market.
  824. 26:13Gabriel Jesus, glory, glory, hallelujah
  825. 26:16. I think he's an important player for
  826. 26:17the squad too. I'll keep him on the
  827. 26:19bench, but I'm going to the market.
  828. 26:20Yeah, my starter is Igor Jesus, he went
  829. 26:22up in value, he's at 79 overall, but
  830. 26:25look, I need to, I really need to. Eh,
  831. 26:27we weren't a reference for goals, were
  832. 26:29we? No player showed up there,
  833. 26:31only Black, two headers.
  834. 26:33That being said, Igor Jesus, thank you
  835. 26:35very much, but your time at Nican
  836. 26:36Forest has come to an end and I'm going
  837. 26:38to the market.
  838. 26:39Igão goes to the market. We will have
  839. 26:41a triple market. And it's funny because
  840. 26:42we have few options in the market. But
  841. 26:44like, man, there are names here that
  842. 26:46are very strong, okay? Like shocking.
  843. 26:48Starting with the veteran, a guy who
  844. 26:50just became a veteran, it's a good
  845. 26:52signing and it's cheap. Patrik Schick,
  846. 26:55the Czech, he's 30 years old, 85
  847. 26:57overall, same potential. for only 30
  848. 26:59million. He who appeared in our first
  849. 27:02episode, Iago Aspas, 32 years old, 82
  850. 27:04overall, for 25 million. It's bizarre
  851. 27:06that, like, Iago Aspas is almost the
  852. 27:09same price as Schick, so Iago Aspas
  853. 27:12option. FIFA is FIFA's pricing, guys. I
  854. 27:14can't do anything,
  855. 27:16can't do anything at the peak, man.
  856. 27:18There's a name here that is very strong
  857. 27:20. And then I'll say: "Oh, he'd never
  858. 27:22leave, it's garbage too." If Di Marco
  859. 27:25left, why doesn't 28-year-old, 88-rated
  860. 27:28Lautaro Martinez, for 100 million, want
  861. 27:30to leave Inter to play, even though his
  862. 27:33potential is currently 88? We have him,
  863. 27:35who didn't do so well at United, but
  864. 27:37man, he got a little overall boost.
  865. 27:39Sesko, 23 years old, 83 overall, 91
  866. 27:42potential for 60 million. And another
  867. 27:45cheaper option that can also deliver a
  868. 27:47lot, Openda, the Belgian from Red Bull,
  869. 27:49who I think left Leipzig now, right?
  870. 27:50He's at Lens, I think.
  871. 27:52You're crazy. Openda, I think he's at
  872. 27:54Juventus, damn it. 26 years old, 84
  873. 27:56overall, 87 potential for 45 million.
  874. 27:58Does anyone want to know the prospects?
  875. 27:59Do you want to know the prospects?
  876. 28:01I want to know the prospects.
  877. 28:02There's one prospect here
  878. 28:03which is Mbappe
  879. 28:04that is very interesting. Only 19 years
  880. 28:06old,
  881. 28:06son of Adri,
  882. 28:07who flopped at Real Madrid. Endrick
  883. 28:11Felipe is looking for more minutes to
  884. 28:14go to the World Cup, doesn't like Xabi
  885. 28:16Alonso and has a 79 overall, 92
  886. 28:18potential, worth 50 million euros.
  887. 28:21Auction, there's going to be an auction
  888. 28:23,
  889. 28:23there's going to be an auction, bro.
  890. 28:25And we have him, Santiago Castro, 21
  891. 28:27years old, 79 overall, 88 potential for
  892. 28:30only 30 million. Gentlemen, you can
  893. 28:32close your eyes. One for veterans, two
  894. 28:34for, three for prospects, damn it.
  895. 28:39Leleco went alone for prospects. Igão
  896. 28:43and Pedrão went for the old ones.
  897. 28:45Leleco,
  898. 28:46can I say then that Santiago Castro
  899. 28:48lands at?
  900. 28:50Well, you can't be serious, man. Kid
  901. 28:53Endrick on a platter for my team,
  902. 28:55brother. Straight talk. And don't come
  903. 28:57saying that, oh, Endrick would never
  904. 28:59leave Real. The guy is going to Leon,
  905. 29:01damn it. He's not going to play in the
  906. 29:02Premier League, my ass. Let's go,
  907. 29:04gentlemen. Close your eyes. Eyes shut
  908. 29:06tight. Eyes closed. One for Lautaro
  909. 29:10Martinez, two for Sesko and three for
  910. 29:12Openda. Sesko goes to auction. You're
  911. 29:20stupid.
  912. 29:21Minimum bid of 65 million for Sesko.
  913. 29:24Damn, he is so stupid.
  914. 29:2680 million.
  915. 29:2785.
  916. 29:2890.
  917. 29:2895.
  918. 29:30105.
  919. 29:31Going once,
  920. 29:32going twice. Sesko sold to Igão for
  921. 29:36105 million.
  922. 29:38Was Lautaro Martinez yours, brother?
  923. 29:40No, too expensive.
  924. 29:41Let's move to CM.
  925. 29:42Let's move to CM.
  926. 29:44Let's move to CM.
  927. 29:45Who's pulling it up? Pull it up,
  928. 29:46Pedrão.
  929. 29:47Gavi, obviously he's staying, but I'm
  930. 29:48going to the market.
  931. 29:49No, I have Elliott here, 83, only 23
  932. 29:52years old. It's worth peanuts. He's
  933. 29:54staying. I'm not going.
  934. 29:55It's a very sad moment for me because
  935. 29:57I'm going to get rid of Isco. He's
  936. 29:58worth 15, he's lost value, man. So it's
  937. 30:01best to know when to say goodbye.
  938. 30:03Let's go, veterans. We have two options
  939. 30:06here. Rabiot, 31 years old, 84 overall,
  940. 30:0884 potential for 30 million. Second
  941. 30:11option, Messi's security. De Paul, 32
  942. 30:13years old, 83 overall for just 20
  943. 30:16million. Alright. Prime. Bruno
  944. 30:19Guimarães, 28 years old, 87 overall,
  945. 30:2288 potential for 65 million. This one
  946. 30:25here is very good. The guy I'm going to
  947. 30:27talk about is Pablo Barrios.
  948. 30:29From Atlético de Madrid. 23 years old,
  949. 30:3285 overall with 90 potential for 60
  950. 30:35million. And the third option is a guy
  951. 30:38who's at Arsenal, but lost a bit of
  952. 30:39space because Arsenal signed people.
  953. 30:42Zubimendi, 27 years old, 85 overall, 89
  954. 30:45potential for 55 million. Promising
  955. 30:49talents, man, this first prospect here
  956. 30:51I personally didn't know, but man, the
  957. 30:53beast is worth more than two Prime
  958. 30:55players, practically.
  959. 30:56Whoa! Which is Mikel Jauregizar.
  960. 31:01Already
  961. 31:0322 years old, 82 overall, 92 potential,
  962. 31:0660 million. Second option, Jobe
  963. 31:12Bellingham, 20 years old, 77 overall,
  964. 31:1489 potential for just 30 million. And
  965. 31:18the third option, Moussa Kante, 19
  966. 31:21years old, 74 overall, 88 potential for
  967. 31:23just 20 million. Alright, gentlemen.
  968. 31:26The CM market is very interesting. You
  969. 31:28can close your eyes. Two for Prime,
  970. 31:30three for prospects, one for veterans.
  971. 31:34Both went to prospects.
  972. 31:36What both, man? It's true. It's the
  973. 31:38only one.
  974. 31:38You're dumb.
  975. 31:41One for Mikel Jauregizar, two for Jobe
  976. 31:43Bellingham, and three for Moussa Kante.
  977. 31:46Open your arms. Damn,
  978. 31:50get out.
  979. 31:52Well, without much bidding.
  980. 31:54Thank you.
  981. 31:55Mikel Jauregizar goes to Pedrão's team
  982. 31:57and Moussa Kante goes to Lelex's team.
  983. 31:59That's it, send it over and I'll write
  984. 32:01that down.
  985. 32:01The guy's name is Kante, man. How am I
  986. 32:03going to sign anyone? I'm screwed.
  987. 32:05Let's go to left-back.
  988. 32:06Let's go.
  989. 32:07Ah,
  990. 32:07before you spend all your money up
  991. 32:09front. It's cheap. All the left-back
  992. 32:11players are cheap. Okay,
  993. 32:12that's fine. I'm happy with my LB Hall
  994. 32:14here. He's staying, I paid a pittance
  995. 32:16for him. He's young and
  996. 32:1882. He's staying, son. Forget it.
  997. 32:20Starter.
  998. 32:21My left-back is Digne. I'll sell him
  999. 32:23because Baka will be the starter.
  1000. 32:24He's going to the market.
  1001. 32:25No
  1002. 32:26he'll have to go, right? Just to take a
  1003. 32:28look, right?
  1004. 32:29Dimarco is a hell of a fullback and
  1005. 32:31he’s staying, but I’ll go looking
  1006. 32:33for a backup.
  1007. 32:34Let’s go. I won't mention the
  1008. 32:35veterans because Benzema can't sign
  1009. 32:37veterans, but you don't need to put up
  1010. 32:39graphics, okay Biol? But just for
  1011. 32:40curiosity's sake, it was Robertson,
  1012. 32:43Mendy, and Tierney in their prime, we
  1013. 32:45have Theo Hernandez here, 28 years old,
  1014. 32:4784 overall, for 40 million. Sergi
  1015. 32:49Cardona, 26 years old, 82 overall, 86
  1016. 32:52potential, also for 40 million. Carlos
  1017. 32:55Augusto, who has, what's that
  1018. 32:57comedian's name again?
  1019. 32:58Leo Lins.
  1020. 32:59He looks like Léo Lins, 27 years old,
  1021. 33:0182 overall, 86 potential for 35. Carlos
  1022. 33:04Augusto is funnier.
  1023. 33:08And the prospects that are super
  1024. 33:09interesting, the first prospect is a
  1025. 33:11kid from Manchester City who, man,
  1026. 33:13wants to get out of there. O'Reilly, 21
  1027. 33:16years old, 79 overall, 89 potential for
  1028. 33:19just 30 million. And Dorgu, 21 years
  1029. 33:23old, 78 overall, 86 potential for 25
  1030. 33:26million. Pedrão, where are you going?
  1031. 33:28Prospect number one. O'Reilly, straight
  1032. 33:31from Manchester City to Everton.
  1033. 33:34Let’s move to the right wing, guys.
  1034. 33:36What’s up, Lelec? Right wing.
  1035. 33:38Well, our dearest Jarrod Bowen. Bowen,
  1036. 33:41Bowen, 29 years old, 83 overall, he's
  1037. 33:43leaving and will bring me some cash,
  1038. 33:45man. 45 million.
  1039. 33:47Dibling. My prospect, I really like him
  1040. 33:50, but we need to talk about men, not
  1041. 33:52boys. So I’ll head to the market, but
  1042. 33:54Dibling stays here on the
  1043. 33:56Francisco Conceição was also a gamble
  1044. 33:57of mine, he's evolving, we paid peanuts
  1045. 33:59for him. He’s still young, 23 years
  1046. 34:01old, and he’s staying
  1047. 34:02and not going to the market.
  1048. 34:03I’m not going to the market,
  1049. 34:04right? Igão went broke. The truth is
  1050. 34:06if you're broke, just go to sleep.
  1051. 34:08Guys, the thing is right here, look.
  1052. 34:09Let’s go. Let’s go to the options
  1053. 34:11we have in the market. Starting with
  1054. 34:13veterans. He who is, man, a Premier
  1055. 34:15League legend, but he's having a lot of
  1056. 34:17trouble and is leaving Liverpool. Mo
  1057. 34:19Sal
  1058. 34:20Salah, 34 years old, 87 overall for
  1059. 34:23just 20 million. That’s good. He’s
  1060. 34:25the only veteran we have on the right
  1061. 34:26wing, because the rest are really bad,
  1062. 34:28no point in even putting them here.
  1063. 34:29They’re really bad, they’re too old
  1064. 34:30.
  1065. 34:31Sign him, man.
  1066. 34:32Bro. Yeah, the right-wing market is
  1067. 34:34scarce, man. Real talk, like, anyway.
  1068. 34:36Let’s move to the players in their
  1069. 34:37prime. Starting with him. Savinho, 22
  1070. 34:40years old, 84 overall, 89 potential for
  1071. 34:4465 million. ADM, 23 years old, 83
  1072. 34:47overall, 90 potential for 55 million.
  1073. 34:51The third one is Anthony, 26 years old,
  1074. 34:5483 overall, 87 potential, for just 40
  1075. 34:57million. And let's move to the
  1076. 34:59prospects. Aonerry, I think he's from
  1077. 35:02Arsenal, 19 years old, 79 overall. 90
  1078. 35:06potential for 40 million, and Carizo
  1079. 35:09who if I'm not mistaken is from Veles,
  1080. 35:1120 years old, 77 overall, 87 potential,
  1081. 35:1425 million. Close your eyes, one for
  1082. 35:17veterans, two for prime, three for
  1083. 35:19prospects.
  1084. 35:21Oh,
  1085. 35:23both are going for prime. You can keep
  1086. 35:25your eyes shut, please.
  1087. 35:26Hey,
  1088. 35:28one for Savinho, two for DM, three for
  1089. 35:30Anthony.
  1090. 35:33No way.
  1091. 35:34Seriously? You don't need the South
  1092. 35:38American Cup, right?
  1093. 35:40DM went to Leleco's team for 55 million
  1094. 35:42.
  1095. 35:43Wait,
  1096. 35:43and Savinho arrived at Pedrão's team
  1097. 35:46for 65 million euros.
  1098. 35:47If you take ADM, that's crazy.
  1099. 35:49Let's go. Let's go for the attacking
  1100. 35:50midfielders.
  1101. 35:51Go Benzem. Speak
  1102. 35:52Sunset. My Spanish midfielder.
  1103. 35:54Very good,
  1104. 35:55really good on the ball. He's staying,
  1105. 35:57but I'll hit the market.
  1106. 35:59Igão,
  1107. 35:59man. Nicopass, 21 years old,
  1108. 36:0383 overall. Gonna pay peanuts for him.
  1109. 36:06Hey, just sayin ',
  1110. 36:07it's really good.
  1111. 36:09There are two players with over 80 and
  1112. 36:10over 90 potential on the market.
  1113. 36:13Alright.
  1114. 36:13One of them is the only pass that's
  1115. 36:15already on the team of alright.
  1116. 36:18That said, oh, my heart aches. I think
  1117. 36:21I'll sell Nico Pass.
  1118. 36:25Mourning in football, guys. I
  1119. 36:28think so.
  1120. 36:28Calm down. I said I think, but nothing
  1121. 36:30is for sure.
  1122. 36:31I was waiting,
  1123. 36:32man.
  1124. 36:32I was expecting your doubt. Yeah, so
  1125. 36:34for me it was like super chill, you
  1126. 36:36know?
  1127. 36:36It's chill, he's staying for real.
  1128. 36:38Oh, good.
  1129. 36:38But are you going to the market?
  1130. 36:40No,
  1131. 36:40it's tough, sleep.
  1132. 36:43Come on, man, hit the market, there are
  1133. 36:45good options, damn it.
  1134. 36:46What is this?
  1135. 36:47Go have some fun, man. Leave
  1136. 36:48the thing alone here.
  1137. 36:50Think about the video,
  1138. 36:51I'm good.
  1139. 36:52Think about the entertainment. Almost
  1140. 36:54sold. I can sell my bench. If I can
  1141. 36:57still sell my bench, then I'll go.
  1142. 36:58You hadn't sold it
  1143. 36:59yet?
  1144. 37:00Why?
  1145. 37:00Because I didn't want to.
  1146. 37:01You want to sell someone from your
  1147. 37:03bench? Seriously? But you can sell in
  1148. 37:04the middle of the season, man.
  1149. 37:05Yes. Yeah, there's that, but then you
  1150. 37:07won't have as many options.
  1151. 37:08Ah,
  1152. 37:09there is that.
  1153. 37:09Bye, Omari. Get out of here. 25 million
  1154. 37:12to the account and daddy's gonna take a
  1155. 37:14quick look.
  1156. 37:15Igão changed his mind and sold Omari.
  1157. 37:18So I want to make a change too. I'm
  1158. 37:20selling Alcaraz, my other bench player.
  1159. 37:23Let's fight for it.
  1160. 37:24Let's generate the guys. Lelec, are you
  1161. 37:26going to sell anyone else from your
  1162. 37:27bench?
  1163. 37:28From my bench? No, I'm going to sell a
  1164. 37:30starter, man. You have to know when to
  1165. 37:31say goodbye, right, Lucas Paquetá? You
  1166. 37:33were very important.
  1167. 37:34Did you think Paquetá would increase
  1168. 37:36in value after the bet? I did.
  1169. 37:38I bet on him, he didn't deliver the way
  1170. 37:40I expected. So Paquetá is out of West
  1171. 37:43Ham and welcome back to Flamengo, right
  1172. 37:45? Ding ding ding ding. I am the old man
  1173. 37:53of I am Héctor Salamanca and I blew up
  1174. 37:58Benzema. And Benzema is not going to
  1175. 37:59the market
  1176. 38:02because I have the evil card,
  1177. 38:04the boss card. Ding ding ding ding ding
  1178. 38:07ding ding. Wow, my brother, pass.
  1179. 38:20So, Pedro Ferraz with Igor's card, he's
  1180. 38:22not going to the market anymore.
  1181. 38:25Alright, Pedro Ferr
  1182. 38:27it wasn't supposed to be to get a sub.
  1183. 38:29Pedro is going to be loaded with money
  1184. 38:31there. Scared of the [ __ ] up season.
  1185. 38:33The fear of the season.
  1186. 38:35Wow, I almost threw up.
  1187. 38:36Let's go then, gentlemen. We only have
  1188. 38:38two of you on the market. Starting with
  1189. 38:40the veterans. Dybala, 32 years old, 86
  1190. 38:43overall for 30 million. Second, De
  1191. 38:47Bruyne, 35 years old now
  1192. 38:4986 overall, for only 10 million. Let's
  1193. 38:51move to the prime.
  1194. 38:52Let's move to the prime.
  1195. 38:53Let's move to the prime.
  1196. 38:54Szoboszlai,
  1197. 38:55my God in heaven.
  1198. 38:5625 years old after the Liverpool crisis
  1199. 38:58. Okay, squad dismantled, 25 years old,
  1200. 39:0285 overall, 90 potential for 80 million
  1201. 39:05. Dani Olmo, 28 years old, 85 overall,
  1202. 39:0986 potential for 45. And a guy who is
  1203. 39:13very good at ball, I used him in my
  1204. 39:14career mode. Yeremy Pino, 23 years old
  1205. 39:17from Crystal Palace, 82 overall, 90
  1206. 39:20potential for 40 million. Right, let's
  1207. 39:23go to the prospects.
  1208. 39:24Let's go.
  1209. 39:25Let's go. He who became known for
  1210. 39:27dribbling past Palmeiras' defense, but
  1211. 39:29just dribbling doesn't do anything,
  1212. 39:31right? Rodrigo Mora, 19 years old, 79
  1213. 39:35overall, 93 potential for 40 million.
  1214. 39:38And the second option is a player from
  1215. 39:41Galatasaray, if I'm not mistaken,
  1216. 39:43called Can Uzun, 20 years old, 79
  1217. 39:45overall, 88 potential, 30 million. He
  1218. 39:47is basically the Arda Guler from Shopee
  1219. 39:49. Close your eyes, my friends. Close
  1220. 39:52your eyes, please. One for veterans,
  1221. 39:54two for prime, three for prospects.
  1222. 39:58Everyone will go peacefully. Who was
  1223. 40:01number two?
  1224. 40:01Me.
  1225. 40:02One for Szoboszlai, two for Dani Olmo.
  1226. 40:04Three for Iñaki Williams.
  1227. 40:06Benzema is going to come at me with
  1228. 40:07everything. Szoboszlai for 80 million
  1229. 40:09to Leleco. Igão, one for Rodrigo Mora,
  1230. 40:12two for Cãozom.
  1231. 40:14Two,
  1232. 40:15two sold.
  1233. 40:18Add 25 to this damn thing, it's a wild
  1234. 40:21card. 25 overall.
  1235. 40:26Man, with 152.
  1236. 40:29The Pedro Ferraz card. You can overbid
  1237. 40:33one of your colleagues by 25 million.
  1238. 40:36For example, if he’s going to spend
  1239. 40:3860 million, he’d automatically spend
  1240. 40:4085. In other words, Igão, to get
  1241. 40:43Cãozom, you spent 55 million.
  1242. 40:45Wow, expensive.
  1243. 40:47And well,
  1244. 40:48Leleco, before we close the market,
  1245. 40:50are you going to activate your wild
  1246. 40:52card or save it for mid-season?
  1247. 40:53Save it for mid-season. I should have
  1248. 40:56put 25 on Leleco, man.
  1249. 40:57You're an idiot, man.
  1250. 40:59I thought you were broker than him, man
  1251. 41:00. So let's go simulate. Just tell us
  1252. 41:06how your teams ended up
  1253. 41:07now. You can start with the master's
  1254. 41:08team.
  1255. 41:09Go ahead.
  1256. 41:09We arrived strong, came in strong for
  1257. 41:11this season, family. Kobel is the new
  1258. 41:13goalkeeper. I paid 70 million for him,
  1259. 41:15okay? 28 years old, 87 overall. Wesley
  1260. 41:18stayed. Murilo stayed. New signing.
  1261. 41:21Schlotterbeck. Damn, I spent a fortune.
  1262. 41:23115 million, 26 years old, 88 overall.
  1263. 41:27If he's not the best defender in the
  1264. 41:28Premier League, I'm crazy. At left-back
  1265. 41:30, Lewis stayed, Ruben Neves, my
  1266. 41:32defensive mid stayed, Elliott kept his
  1267. 41:35spot, Nico Paz stayed, Barcola stayed,
  1268. 41:37and then he arrives, right? Sesko, Igor
  1269. 41:41Jesus left, Sesko arrived for 105 as
  1270. 41:44well, a steal, damn. 23 years old, 83
  1271. 41:47overall. He's going to score a lot of
  1272. 41:49goals. And on the right wing, Francisco
  1273. 41:51Conceição, that said, I also signed
  1274. 41:53this C. Ozum there, 20 years old, 79
  1275. 41:56overall for my bench. And that's it.
  1276. 41:57Jair went to the bench and Nicolas
  1277. 41:59Dominguez returned from loan, he's
  1278. 42:01there.
  1279. 42:01Well,
  1280. 42:02so many people, man.
  1281. 42:04Let's go. Our dear West Ham starts with
  1282. 42:06Diogo Costa, who stayed on the team for
  1283. 42:0865 million. Man, he appreciated well.
  1284. 42:1026 years old, 85 overall. At right-back
  1285. 42:13, we have the new addition of
  1286. 42:14Livramento. Joined the team, 82 overall
  1287. 42:16. The center-back duo had a change.
  1288. 42:18Vivian stayed with 85 overall. Now
  1289. 42:20Jorne is his new center-back partner,
  1290. 42:2381 overall. At left-back, Barco was
  1291. 42:25confirmed. As a starter, 78 overall, 21
  1292. 42:28years old. Boadu starts in the
  1293. 42:30defensive midfield with 78 overall, an
  1294. 42:3218-year-old prospect. Racan Alanolo
  1295. 42:35will be pushed up to become an 86-rated
  1296. 42:38CM, valued at 50 mil, at 30 years old.
  1297. 42:42Now our midfielder, our captain will
  1298. 42:44likely be Sobosly, our new acquisition,
  1299. 42:4785 rated, a small change of 80 mil that
  1300. 42:49hurt a little. The attacking trio
  1301. 42:52didn't have many changes because Sancho
  1302. 42:55stayed on the team with an 82 rating,
  1303. 42:57Samu the reference with an 82 rating,
  1304. 42:59and ADM at 23 years old, 83 rated. Our
  1305. 43:03bench still has the kid Hendrick and
  1306. 43:04the kid Kits.
  1307. 43:05Hendrick is on the bench.
  1308. 43:07He's on the bench,
  1309. 43:08Pedro Ferraça,
  1310. 43:09my Everton. We were safe in the market,
  1311. 43:12I'd say, we didn't sign much, but
  1312. 43:14anyway. The starting lineup stayed
  1313. 43:16Degeia 84 rated, Frong 84 rated, Brank
  1314. 43:19White, Antonio Silva 88, 79 rated, and
  1315. 43:22Di Marco at left back, 85 rated. In the
  1316. 43:25midfield, Goretka, Gavi, and Sansete,
  1317. 43:2882, 85, and 85 rated. In the attack,
  1318. 43:30the new signing, Gordon, 85 rated.
  1319. 43:33Gabriel Jesus stays at 80 rated and
  1320. 43:35Savinho is also a new signing, 84 rated
  1321. 43:37. I have to highlight my bench because
  1322. 43:40we are thinking about a very glorious
  1323. 43:42future. Jaoreigizar, Bernal, Oriley,
  1324. 43:46and Diblin. We're talking here about 22
  1325. 43:48years old, 19 years old, 21 years old,
  1326. 43:51and 20. All very promising,
  1327. 43:53very
  1328. 43:54awesome. Gentlemen, your presidential
  1329. 43:56cards, did you fulfill them?
  1330. 43:57Buddy, let me tell you, look, check on
  1331. 44:00both here, okay? I had to sell my
  1332. 44:02oldest player, black. He went with God,
  1333. 44:04may God have him. And I signed three in
  1334. 44:07their prime. Is that good for you or
  1335. 44:09not? Thanks, son. Let's go.
  1336. 44:11I managed to check off mine too. Sign
  1337. 44:13two prospects. I managed to sign them
  1338. 44:15and also bring two Europeans as well. I
  1339. 44:17checked it off.
  1340. 44:18Yeah, in my case, no veteran was signed
  1341. 44:20, because, you know, only old guys, and
  1342. 44:23I signed a South American, Savinho is
  1343. 44:25at Everton. Hey,
  1344. 44:26awesome.
  1345. 44:27He got naturalized,
  1346. 44:28Colombian, dude.
  1347. 44:29He got naturalized. And welcome to the
  1348. 44:31Suriname national team, or are you
  1349. 44:33talking about my Spanish midfield
  1350. 44:34already?
  1351. 44:36So let's go to the simulation. Leave a
  1352. 44:38like. Let's go. Well, I'm going to
  1353. 44:40start the simulation now, gentlemen.
  1354. 44:42We'll simulate until the end of
  1355. 44:44December. Just so you know, I took
  1356. 44:47Spurs now so I don't
  1357. 44:48Ah, want to see?
  1358. 44:49I'm in the Champions League. The worst
  1359. 44:50part is I'm in the Champions League.
  1360. 44:52There you go.
  1361. 44:52No, because otherwise I'll get a really
  1362. 44:54crappy team. I'll get relegated, it'll
  1363. 44:56cause problems for us later. Facing Not
  1364. 44:59Forest right now, my God. I pushed past
  1365. 45:03Notham Forest 2-0.
  1366. 45:05Now I'm facing West Ham.
  1367. 45:06Whoa,
  1368. 45:07I got pushed back. Man of the match,
  1369. 45:09Samu. Okay,
  1370. 45:10I'm telling you, man, I'm telling you
  1371. 45:11this guy will be a legend. He's going
  1372. 45:13to be even better in the game. Su,
  1373. 45:15Luciano.
  1374. 45:16Now Boxing Day. I'm facing Everton. I
  1375. 45:18pushed past Everton. Two to...
  1376. 45:20your house.
  1377. 45:20At my house.
  1378. 45:21That's fine, that's fine. That's normal
  1379. 45:23. Gentlemen, we've reached the new year
  1380. 45:25. Let's start from the bottom up.
  1381. 45:28Let's applaud.
  1382. 45:29In 20th place, for now, we have
  1383. 45:31Sheffield United.
  1384. 45:32I escaped.
  1385. 45:33In 19th, Leicester.
  1386. 45:34I escaped.
  1387. 45:35In 18th, Leeds.
  1388. 45:36I escaped.
  1389. 45:37Wow.
  1390. 45:37In 17th, shockingly,
  1391. 45:39Oh no, Wolverhampton.
  1392. 45:40We have Ipswich Town.
  1393. 45:43Ipswich Town.
  1394. 45:45Sunderland in 16th, Crystal Palace in
  1395. 45:4815th, Fulham in 14th, 13th Bournemouth.
  1396. 45:51Oops. 12th Brentford.
  1397. 45:5411th Manchester United, 10th place here
  1398. 45:57comes
  1399. 45:58Newcastle.
  1400. 45:59Guys,
  1401. 46:00top half,
  1402. 46:00guys. It's great.
  1403. 46:02What we've done is enviable.
  1404. 46:04Perfect.
  1405. 46:04But now in ninth, there's one of you
  1406. 46:06gentlemen.
  1407. 46:08The great Everton is in ninth place.
  1408. 46:12Let's go
  1409. 46:13with 31 points. When you look like that
  1410. 46:17old guy using the recliner here in the
  1411. 46:18house, look. Everton's attack has 29
  1412. 46:23goals, 22 conceded, goal difference,
  1413. 46:25seven points, nine wins, four draws,
  1414. 46:28and six losses.
  1415. 46:29Now it's mid-table, right?
  1416. 46:30Now in eighth place, there's another
  1417. 46:32guy.
  1418. 46:32Mid-season, right?
  1419. 46:33Mid-season.
  1420. 46:34Glory.
  1421. 46:34In eighth place, there's another guy of
  1422. 46:36yours here.
  1423. 46:37Hmm.
  1424. 46:37You can say the name.
  1425. 46:38West Ham. Wow, that's great. From 12th
  1426. 46:41to eighth,
  1427. 46:43with 32 points, one point ahead of
  1428. 46:45Everton.
  1429. 46:46You're fighting for yours, son.
  1430. 46:48In seventh place, we have Chelsea with
  1431. 46:5032 p.
  1432. 46:51Wow, I humiliated Chelsea, man.
  1433. 46:53And now in the Conference League, we
  1434. 46:55have Spurs,
  1435. 46:56guys,
  1436. 46:5733 points.
  1437. 46:58I'm ready to trade punches in
  1438. 47:00in fifth place with 33 points as well.
  1439. 47:02Yeah, that's fine, it's going well.
  1440. 47:03Not Forest.
  1441. 47:04That's good. Here you have the same
  1442. 47:06score
  1443. 47:06as the first place
  1444. 47:07as the fourth and the third place.
  1445. 47:09You're only behind on goal difference.
  1446. 47:11But if you still had Oblak, son.
  1447. 47:13How many points difference from the top
  1448. 47:15?
  1449. 47:15Wow, 30 points
  1450. 47:16and the leader.
  1451. 47:17No, and I
  1452. 47:18no. And the leader? I I I'm not even
  1453. 47:21man, you're only two points off the
  1454. 47:23pace and you're one point off the top.
  1455. 47:26Look,
  1456. 47:26you're in the fight.
  1457. 47:27The only shocking thing here, for you
  1458. 47:29to get an idea, second place has 37
  1459. 47:32points. The only shocking thing is
  1460. 47:33Liverpool again, who started
  1461. 47:35brilliantly, man. Liverpool has 17 wins
  1462. 47:37and two draws,
  1463. 47:3880 points.
  1464. 47:39And that's even with us taking the
  1465. 47:40boslines out. There isn't a free one
  1466. 47:42anymore. I don't know who Liverpool
  1467. 47:43signed because the game can sign
  1468. 47:45players for us, right? But like,
  1469. 47:46shocking.
  1470. 47:48Neymar 2015, Messi 10,
  1471. 47:50Voldemort from Hogwarts.
  1472. 47:51Man, bizarre, dude. Bizarre. Let's go.
  1473. 47:54How are you guys 'teams doing? Where is
  1474. 47:57that?
  1475. 47:57Let's go.
  1476. 47:58Starting with Everton. Gabriel Jesus
  1477. 48:00stayed at 80. That's good. Brian is at
  1478. 48:0379. Some guys arrived here. Bri, dude.
  1479. 48:06Exactly. I'm putting this guy on my
  1480. 48:08bench then, no. Holy [ __ ].
  1481. 48:09Ben White evolved. Okay.
  1482. 48:11He's at 82.
  1483. 48:13What was the dribbling at there?
  1484. 48:1477.
  1485. 48:15He's at 79.
  1486. 48:16That's good. It was white.
  1487. 48:18Frimpong is at 85.
  1488. 48:20What is this? Boy. Oh
  1489. 48:22Ryley is at 80.
  1490. 48:23I'm telling you my team just keeps
  1491. 48:25evolving, man.
  1492. 48:26Savinho 85.
  1493. 48:27Wow.
  1494. 48:28Gordon 85.
  1495. 48:30That's good. Goretzka 82
  1496. 48:33stayed.
  1497. 48:34Dea 84
  1498. 48:36Okay.
  1499. 48:36Dimarco 85
  1500. 48:38stayed.
  1501. 48:39Marc Bernal 77. Gavi 86. Jaurizar 83.
  1502. 48:45Sunset
  1503. 48:4683.
  1504. 48:47Jaar
  1505. 48:48car
  1506. 48:49Sunset 86. And that's what we have for
  1507. 48:51Pedrão, right? No. Antônio Silva 80.
  1508. 48:54Let's go now to Leleco's team.
  1509. 48:56Jadon Sancho is at 82. Right.
  1510. 48:59Szoboszlai 86.
  1511. 49:02Whoa.
  1512. 49:02Livramento 83.
  1513. 49:04Livramento 83.
  1514. 49:06Boadu 79.
  1515. 49:07Whoa, it started.
  1516. 49:09Barco 79.
  1517. 49:11Whoa.
  1518. 49:12ADM 83.
  1519. 49:1383.
  1520. 49:14Çalhanoglu 86.
  1521. 49:17Right.
  1522. 49:18Endrick 81.
  1523. 49:20Samu.
  1524. 49:21Endrick is at 81 and has the West Ham
  1525. 49:23number 10 shirt. Sick.
  1526. 49:26Vivian 86. Whoa. Wow, Mouzakitis 76,
  1527. 49:31Diogo Costa 85, Samu 83, Diomande 82.
  1528. 49:3882.
  1529. 49:38Let's go to Igão's team.
  1530. 49:40Bring it on. Kobel 91. Huh,
  1531. 49:42man, I'm curious to see your team,
  1532. 49:43brother.
  1533. 49:44Me too.
  1534. 49:47Sesko 84.
  1535. 49:48Okay.
  1536. 49:49Lewis Hall 8.
  1537. 49:51That's good.
  1538. 49:52Murillo 84.
  1539. 49:54Stopped in time.
  1540. 49:55Elliott.
  1541. 49:57Okay. He evolved.
  1542. 49:58Barcola 87.
  1543. 50:00Whoa.
  1544. 50:02Kobel 88. Schlotterbeck 88. Can Uzun 80
  1545. 50:08. Concei 83. Wesley 81. How much was
  1546. 50:14Nico Paz at? Nico Paz 83.
  1547. 50:17He's 84.
  1548. 50:18That's good.
  1549. 50:19Ruben Neves 85. That's it. Sig.
  1550. 50:21Wow, I expected more.
  1551. 50:23Athlete statistics. Let's go. The
  1552. 50:26Premier League top scorer, who do you
  1553. 50:28think it is?
  1554. 50:28I think it's Samu.
  1555. 50:30I think it's Salah.
  1556. 50:32Gyökeres with 15 goals.
  1557. 50:34What a dummy, too.
  1558. 50:35In second place, McAllister with 13
  1559. 50:37goals.
  1560. 50:38Oh, well, that too.
  1561. 50:39In third place, there's one of your
  1562. 50:40strikers.
  1563. 50:41You can say my name.
  1564. 50:42Šeško with 11 goals in 19 matches.
  1565. 50:44He came, he came to score, no way
  1566. 50:46around it.
  1567. 50:47Then the next one of yours, Rafael
  1568. 50:48Leão who you didn't want, arrived at
  1569. 50:50Liverpool, okay? And scored 10 goals.
  1570. 50:5210 goals.
  1571. 50:53That's it.
  1572. 50:53And Yeremy Pino,
  1573. 50:54goalie Pino
  1574. 50:55who you didn't want, has nine goals in
  1575. 50:57the Premier League, okay?
  1576. 50:58That's it, right? Our team is cursed.
  1577. 51:00Then we have Samu here with eight goals
  1578. 51:02in 18 games. He was suspended or
  1579. 51:04injured for one game.
  1580. 51:05Hmm.
  1581. 51:06If he's injured from now on, it's sad
  1582. 51:08for you. Szoboszlai for H, right?
  1583. 51:10Eight goals in 19 matches. And there's
  1584. 51:13a guy from Everton, Gabriel Jesus, with
  1585. 51:15seven goals.
  1586. 51:16He knows the way to the goal.
  1587. 51:17He's good, man. No way around it. Not
  1588. 51:19everything is about overall in this
  1589. 51:21life. And then there's nothing more for
  1590. 51:23you, nor anyone else. Meaning, like
  1591. 51:24Pedrão's Anthony Gordon, okay? It's
  1592. 51:27assists.
  1593. 51:28There is, there's one.
  1594. 51:29The guy with the most assists in the
  1595. 51:31Premier League is, there are three tied
  1596. 51:33and one, one is yours.
  1597. 51:35Whoops.
  1598. 51:35Barcola with six assists, Isak and
  1599. 51:38Maddison.
  1600. 51:39Man, my team is turning into a machine,
  1601. 51:41eating with
  1602. 51:42my machine here. Jadon Sancho with five
  1603. 51:45assists and only 16 games, okay?
  1604. 51:48Meaning, for some reason Jadon Sancho
  1605. 51:50played less, dead weight.
  1606. 51:52Can I activate the winter card? He has
  1607. 51:57quite a few assists.
  1608. 51:58Put him on the market, huh?
  1609. 51:59Then we have Šeško with four assists
  1610. 52:01too. I think Šeško is the best
  1611. 52:02signing of the season, okay?
  1612. 52:04In the world.
  1613. 52:04And that's it, gentlemen.
  1614. 52:05Fight for the Ballon d'Or, guys.
  1615. 52:07Leave United.
  1616. 52:08How many games? 17.
  1617. 52:09No, 19 games.
  1618. 52:1119 games. Ah, halfway.
  1619. 52:13That's good.
  1620. 52:1315. Buy. Want to buy?
  1621. 52:16Let's go. Let's go to the mid-season
  1622. 52:19market. Let's.
  1623. 52:20Each of you can name two positions you
  1624. 52:22want to take a look at.
  1625. 52:23Center-forward.
  1626. 52:24And what else?
  1627. 52:25Goalkeeper.
  1628. 52:25Leleco.
  1629. 52:26I'll go to the market and sell my left
  1630. 52:28winger,
  1631. 52:28who is
  1632. 52:29Sancho.
  1633. 52:30Sancho is still worth 40. 39,500 to be
  1634. 52:32more specific.
  1635. 52:3440. And what are the positions you'll
  1636. 52:35look for in the market?
  1637. 52:36Just left winger. Igão,
  1638. 52:38I'm going to sell our dear Nicolás
  1639. 52:39Domínguez, from my bench,
  1640. 52:41right? Nicolás Domínguez dropped in
  1641. 52:43value, brother. It's here at 22, but
  1642. 52:45we'll round it down. 20?
  1643. 52:46No, no.
  1644. 52:4723 is up.
  1645. 52:4823 is up. 22 is down.
  1646. 52:50Ah, screw it.
  1647. 52:51Yeah, that too.
  1648. 52:52Let's go. What positions do you want,
  1649. 52:54Guil?
  1650. 52:54Just CDM, only.
  1651. 52:55Just CDM, only. Alright. Pelec. Aren't
  1652. 52:59you going to activate your card? Oh, no
  1653. 53:01. I think it ended up dying with me
  1654. 53:03because I didn't see much need to use
  1655. 53:04it. But you said I can activate it at
  1656. 53:06any time. I'll hear my left-wing
  1657. 53:07options, but I think this is the last
  1658. 53:09opportunity I'll have.
  1659. 53:10Well, let's go. Let's start with
  1660. 53:11Pedrão's goalkeepers. Pedrão, let's
  1661. 53:15go.
  1662. 53:15Hmm.
  1663. 53:15Let's get to it. Man, you don't have
  1664. 53:17many goalkeeper options, okay?
  1665. 53:19I can't sign a veteran again, right?
  1666. 53:22That's the problem, right? You can't
  1667. 53:24sign a veteran, brother. The only
  1668. 53:26options you have are Svilar, 26 years
  1669. 53:28old. 84 overall, 88 potential, 30
  1670. 53:31million. And the prospect is Rest, 21
  1671. 53:33years old, 81 overall, 89 potential for
  1672. 53:3625 million.
  1673. 53:37Coming in with that Rest guy.
  1674. 53:38For the attack, boss, you have two
  1675. 53:40options. The first option is Santiago
  1676. 53:43Castro, 21 years old, 79 overall, 88
  1677. 53:45potential for 30 million. And him, 28
  1678. 53:48years old, Victor Osimhen, the problem
  1679. 53:51is his value, boss. He's at 89 overall.
  1680. 53:55120 million. A shame, right? I'd love
  1681. 53:59to, but it'll have to be the first
  1682. 54:00option after all.
  1683. 54:01It's a shame, man.
  1684. 54:02It's a shame.
  1685. 54:03Santiago Castro, Lelex. Let's go, boss.
  1686. 54:06Let's go to left wing.
  1687. 54:07Let's go, boss.
  1688. 54:09Let's go. You have three options.
  1689. 54:11I wanted a fourth option too.
  1690. 54:13You want a fourth option
  1691. 54:14too.
  1692. 54:15A fourth option. How does your card
  1693. 54:17work, Lelé?
  1694. 54:18Blim blim blim blim blim. Simply a
  1695. 54:21special market. Choose a position and
  1696. 54:24Leilo will give you two options of
  1697. 54:26players who aren't on the conventional
  1698. 54:28market. What I'll do now is search here
  1699. 54:31for left-wing players from 23 to 30
  1700. 54:33years old. And you'll have two
  1701. 54:35opportunities. You'll tell me two
  1702. 54:37leagues you want me to search, and I'll
  1703. 54:39select two players from those leagues
  1704. 54:40to give you as an option. Obviously, I
  1705. 54:43won't put Mbappé, but this player I'll
  1706. 54:45add is a player who normally wouldn't
  1707. 54:46be on the market, but it's up to you to
  1708. 54:48guess their league too.
  1709. 54:49That's fine.
  1710. 54:50What's the first league you want me to
  1711. 54:52search?
  1712. 54:52La Liga.
  1713. 54:53Right. Already got one here. You got a
  1714. 54:55little lucky. And the second league you
  1715. 54:57want me to search?
  1716. 54:58Bundesliga. Man,
  1717. 54:59there’s no one interesting in the
  1718. 55:00Bundesliga. You screwed up.
  1719. 55:02Alright.
  1720. 55:02Shoot then. You could have searched the
  1721. 55:04Premier League, but anyway, sir,
  1722. 55:06firstly we have Trossard, who is a
  1723. 55:08veteran, he still wants to leave
  1724. 55:10Arsenal, 30 million, he’s an 83. In
  1725. 55:13his prime we have Martinelli back on
  1726. 55:15the market, 83, potential 87 for 50
  1727. 55:18million, 25 years old. And as a
  1728. 55:20prospect we have William Gomes, 20
  1729. 55:22years old, 77 overall, potential of 89
  1730. 55:25for 30 million. From your special card,
  1731. 55:27a guy appeared here who is at Atlético
  1732. 55:29Madrid called Jeremy Doku.
  1733. 55:32Man,
  1734. 55:3484 overall, potential of 88 for 65
  1735. 55:36million. Yeah, my buddy, those are your
  1736. 55:39four options, man.
  1737. 55:40Yeah, it’s what fits the budget.
  1738. 55:41I’ll go with Leandro Trossard.
  1739. 55:43Leandro Trossard for 30 million went to
  1740. 55:45Leleco’s team.
  1741. 55:46Is it possible to go into the negative?
  1742. 55:48No,
  1743. 55:49I had 35 million. Hmm.
  1744. 55:51Then I went to sign the guy for 30 and
  1745. 55:52Benzema was pushed onto me. Uh-huh.
  1746. 55:5425.
  1747. 55:55You get it? Then it went up to 55.
  1748. 55:57Uh-huh.
  1749. 55:57And I had 35. I ended up owing 20.
  1750. 56:00No, you couldn't, dude. You didn't have
  1751. 56:02the money to sign the guy.
  1752. 56:03Corruption.
  1753. 56:04What now?
  1754. 56:04Man, but you say that after the fact,
  1755. 56:06dude.
  1756. 56:07I only saw it after I said, "Ah,
  1757. 56:09alright." Then I went to see how much I
  1758. 56:11had to deduct. I saw it later, you know
  1759. 56:13? Sell from the bench then, man.
  1760. 56:15Did you guys see what happened there?
  1761. 56:17Igor’s misconduct. A little red mark
  1762. 56:19for Igor. Igor will be penalized in the
  1763. 56:21next episode and you won't be able to
  1764. 56:23participate in this mid-season market
  1765. 56:25because you don't have the money, my
  1766. 56:27friend.
  1767. 56:27You might get a transfer ban.
  1768. 56:29Igor will be penalized with a wheel of
  1769. 56:31misfortune in the next episode.
  1770. 56:34And obviously his negative balance will
  1771. 56:35also be deducted in the next season.
  1772. 56:38The guy threw my card in the trash. My
  1773. 56:41strategy worked out in the end.
  1774. 56:43Yeah,
  1775. 56:44it did.
  1776. 56:44Yeah.
  1777. 56:45What do I do with this guy? So do I
  1778. 56:47sell him?
  1779. 56:47No, man. He's there. Alright.
  1780. 56:49No, the guy I just sold, the guy
  1781. 56:51Nicolas Dominguez,
  1782. 56:52was sold.
  1783. 56:53That's it. So, I have a positive
  1784. 56:54balance.
  1785. 56:55No, great. You’re still going to spin
  1786. 56:57the wheel of misfortune anyway.
  1787. 56:59Fine.
  1788. 57:01Unbelievable.
  1789. 57:02I hadn’t thought of that, man.
  1790. 57:03Well, gentlemen, the mid-season market
  1791. 57:05is closed. It’s a quick market, not
  1792. 57:07many things change. Let's make the
  1793. 57:10changes to our friends' teams here and
  1794. 57:11then we'll simulate the rest of the
  1795. 57:13season. Leave a like, you rascals.
  1796. 57:18Season simulated. We've reached the end
  1797. 57:20of another episode. Leave a like,
  1798. 57:21subscribe to the channel, and I'll tell
  1799. 57:23you how it ended. Relegated: Leicester
  1800. 57:26City,
  1801. 57:27Wip Town. United. All of them. Silence.
  1802. 57:33Then in 17th, Leeds United. 16th,
  1803. 57:36Sunderland. 15th, Crystal Palace;
  1804. 57:39Brentford United in 13th.
  1805. 57:4412th, Fulham, and here we have one of
  1806. 57:46your teams.
  1807. 57:47No, 10th.
  1808. 57:48in 11th.
  1809. 57:49My team dropped 15 spots.
  1810. 57:50This team only got 16 points in the
  1811. 57:52second half of the season.
  1812. 57:54My God,
  1813. 57:55that was Pedro Ferraz's Everton. It
  1814. 58:01reflects society, because I paid the
  1815. 58:03bills just fine. I didn't mess around
  1816. 58:06like some of the board transfers for
  1817. 58:10next season. You can't even talk, man.
  1818. 58:12But that's it,
  1819. 58:12stay quiet, man.
  1820. 58:13That's it.
  1821. 58:14In 10th place, Newcastle. In 9th place,
  1822. 58:17Bournemouth. In 8th place, my Spurs.
  1823. 58:20Which means, gentlemen,
  1824. 58:22the guy randomly left the overhemp and
  1825. 58:24went to Spurs. Man, what is that?
  1826. 58:25Rascal.
  1827. 58:26One of you is guaranteed a spot in the
  1828. 58:28Conference, at least, right?
  1829. 58:30Okay.
  1830. 58:31Yeah.
  1831. 58:32Because there are two...there are only
  1832. 58:34seven spots, two of yours, six of them
  1833. 58:36lead to European competitions, right?
  1834. 58:39Math.
  1835. 58:40The shame is that one of you is in
  1836. 58:42seventh place.
  1837. 58:42Ah, um.
  1838. 58:44Just missed the mark. The Conference
  1839. 58:47mark.
  1840. 58:48But what if someone became European
  1841. 58:50English Champion, like City? Doesn't
  1842. 58:52that open up a spot?
  1843. 58:53I don't know. We'll only find out next
  1844. 58:55season.
  1845. 58:55Got it?
  1846. 58:56I got it.
  1847. 58:57I'm helping you guys out.
  1848. 58:58This guy is a good one, man.
  1849. 59:00In 7th place with 66 points, West Ham
  1850. 59:02United.
  1851. 59:04Oh, [ __ ]. But, hey, from 12th to 7th.
  1852. 59:08And you know what's funny, brother?
  1853. 59:10If there isn't a statue of me there,
  1854. 59:12I'm kidding. You have the same points
  1855. 59:13as the Europa League team, Chelsea.
  1856. 59:15Goal difference. P
  1857. 59:17You fell behind on goal difference.
  1858. 59:18Why didn't the Sam score more?
  1859. 59:20So I'm not even in sixth? So
  1860. 59:21you are in sixth.
  1861. 59:25With 66 points, West Ham United in
  1862. 59:27seventh, Nottingham Forest in sixth,
  1863. 59:29heading to the Conference League.
  1864. 59:31Chelsea also heading to the Europa
  1865. 59:33League with 66.
  1866. 59:34I was ahead of them.
  1867. 59:35And Arsenal with 68. Man, you guys
  1868. 59:39missed the Champions League this season
  1869. 59:41by one win.
  1870. 59:43With 70 points, Manchester City; with
  1871. 59:4673, Aston Villa; and with an incredible
  1872. 59:4898 [ __ ] points.
  1873. 59:51Why haven't they
  1874. 59:52normalized Aston Villa?
  1875. 59:54Yeah, what is Aston Villa doing there?
  1876. 59:56Who is at Aston Villa?
  1877. 59:57João.
  1878. 59:57João, what are you sending to Aston
  1879. 59:59Villa, man? For God's sake, all the
  1880. 1:00:01legends...Villa has Van Basten, Ronaldo
  1881. 1:00:06Fenômeno '97.
  1882. 1:00:07Guys, Aston Villa has a good team.
  1883. 1:00:09Aston Villa is on fire. What place is
  1884. 1:00:11Aston Villa in in the Premier League?
  1885. 1:00:13They're in second, man. They are very
  1886. 1:00:14second.
  1887. 1:00:15Very second.
  1888. 1:00:16Very realistic. This game is insane,
  1889. 1:00:18family.
  1890. 1:00:19Wow,
  1891. 1:00:20tell me it’s not real, you fools.
  1892. 1:00:22Well, let's go to the Emirates Cup.
  1893. 1:00:24Yikes.
  1894. 1:00:25Well, let's go to stage four. Let's go,
  1895. 1:00:28Mr.
  1896. 1:00:28Marvel.
  1897. 1:00:29Not stage, sorry, in stage three,
  1898. 1:00:31Everton won 1-0 against Leeds. West Ham
  1899. 1:00:34was unlucky to face Aston Villa and was
  1900. 1:00:35eliminated right at the start. The
  1901. 1:00:37mother is joking.
  1902. 1:00:39And Nottingham Forest faced Crawley
  1903. 1:00:40Town.
  1904. 1:00:41Oh, screw that...
  1905. 1:00:42and won against Crawley Town.
  1906. 1:00:44In stage four.
  1907. 1:00:46Hmm.
  1908. 1:00:46In stage four, gentlemen, Everton faced
  1909. 1:00:49Burnley and won 3-0.
  1910. 1:00:51Oh, it’s a fan.
  1911. 1:00:53And Nottingham Forest was unlucky to
  1912. 1:00:55face Arsenal. and trashed Arsenal 3-1.
  1913. 1:01:00In stage five, Everton was lucky to
  1914. 1:01:02face Hull City and passed Hull.
  1915. 1:01:04And Forest was unlucky and faced f***
  1916. 1:01:07ing Chelsea. Oh, man.
  1917. 1:01:09And trashed Chelsea.
  1918. 1:01:13If I draw these guys, it’ll be a
  1919. 1:01:14giant...
  1920. 1:01:15in the sixth stage,
  1921. 1:01:17man, brother. In the sixth stage,
  1922. 1:01:20Nottingham Forest faced Brighton and
  1923. 1:01:21trashed Brighton.
  1924. 1:01:23We're screwed.
  1925. 1:01:24Queens Park Rangers. faced Everton and
  1926. 1:01:27Everton trashed QPR.
  1927. 1:01:29In other words, the gentlemen reached
  1928. 1:01:31the semifinal.
  1929. 1:01:32I’m freaking out.
  1930. 1:01:33In the semifinal, Nottingham faced
  1931. 1:01:35Spurs, my Spurs. And was s...
  1932. 1:01:44Everton...and Everton faced Fulham and
  1933. 1:01:46went to the final.
  1934. 1:01:49Went to the final.
  1935. 1:01:50That's not possible. No.
  1936. 1:01:51And in the final, we have a champion.
  1937. 1:01:54It’s normal...
  1938. 1:01:543-0 over Spurs.
  1939. 1:01:57Oh man, I'm telling you, this nutjob
  1940. 1:01:59signed Kane...
  1941. 1:02:01dirty, corrupt.
  1942. 1:02:02Kane returned to Spurs. Everyone dies.
  1943. 1:02:05Just to be clear, okay? I only took
  1944. 1:02:07Spurs because it’s a crap team.
  1945. 1:02:10It’s a team that at least won’t get
  1946. 1:02:12relegated and I don't touch it. It
  1947. 1:02:14doesn’t sign, and it doesn't lose
  1948. 1:02:15players. I don’t touch it. Cool. But
  1949. 1:02:18Everton finished as runner-up in the...
  1950. 1:02:21do a rebuild. I’ll take City.
  1951. 1:02:23Great campaign by Pedrão.
  1952. 1:02:25It must be stated here that it was a
  1953. 1:02:27great campaign
  1954. 1:02:28like a good Palmeiras fan.
  1955. 1:02:30Damn, man.
  1956. 1:02:31That was a lot in phase seven
  1957. 1:02:33Carabao Cup.
  1958. 1:02:34In the third round, West Ham. West Ham
  1959. 1:02:373-2.
  1960. 1:02:38Nottingham Forest. Nottingham Forest
  1961. 1:02:40faced Port Vale
  1962. 1:02:42and lost 1-0.
  1963. 1:02:432-0, oh my God. And on penalties they
  1964. 1:02:47lost 4-1 to Port Vale.
  1965. 1:02:49Ah,
  1966. 1:02:49okay.
  1967. 1:02:50What is this?
  1968. 1:02:51Yeah, I play
  1969. 1:02:52I play in European competition.
  1970. 1:02:53The problem is that Everton faced
  1971. 1:02:55United.
  1972. 1:02:56Ah, but they were trashed by United.
  1973. 1:03:00United for
  1974. 1:03:01next season is fighting
  1975. 1:03:02there. West Ham faced Birmingham
  1976. 1:03:05in round four, drew 1-1
  1977. 1:03:07and advanced on penalties. Went to the
  1978. 1:03:09quarterfinals.
  1979. 1:03:10It's Diogo Costa.
  1980. 1:03:11Take that. In the quarterfinals, West
  1981. 1:03:13Ham faced Manchester United.
  1982. 1:03:15Oh,
  1983. 1:03:151-1.
  1984. 1:03:16Oh,
  1985. 1:03:16and won 5-4 on penalties.
  1986. 1:03:18Damn, in the semi-
  1987. 1:03:20in the semifinal, Newcastle and West
  1988. 1:03:22Ham.
  1989. 1:03:23Hmm.
  1990. 1:03:23Classic.
  1991. 1:03:242-1 Newcastle.
  1992. 1:03:26Oh, no.
  1993. 1:03:27West Ham fell.
  1994. 1:03:28In other words, none of you gentlemen
  1995. 1:03:30lifted any trophy.
  1996. 1:03:31Hey, but compared to the previous
  1997. 1:03:33season,
  1998. 1:03:33we made it.
  1999. 1:03:34No, you guys did well. Things happened.
  2000. 1:03:36That didn't earn your like there, my
  2001. 1:03:38partner.
  2002. 1:03:38Things happened. Things happened. Let's
  2003. 1:03:41see the statistics.
  2004. 1:03:42I have a feeling that for next season
  2005. 1:03:44one of the cups will be a final between
  2006. 1:03:45two of us.
  2007. 1:03:46Wow.
  2008. 1:03:47Premier League top scorer, Guirassy, 25
  2009. 1:03:50goals.
  2010. 1:03:50No kidding.
  2011. 1:03:51Runner-up Mattia Zaccagni.
  2012. 1:03:54The Italian
  2013. 1:03:56from City.
  2014. 1:03:56Oh, I see.
  2015. 1:03:57Isak in third. Mac Allister in third.
  2016. 1:04:00Fifth place has one of you gentlemen.
  2017. 1:04:02Oops, it's him.
  2018. 1:04:03Samu from West Ham. 37 games, 20 goals.
  2019. 1:04:0720 goals.
  2020. 1:04:08He's good. He's good. Sesko who already
  2021. 1:04:11had, man, a lot of goals.
  2022. 1:04:13In the second half of the season
  2023. 1:04:15tore his ACL. For sure.
  2024. 1:04:16Finished with only 17 goals in 37 games
  2025. 1:04:18.
  2026. 1:04:19Look what Gorsica did in the chair.
  2027. 1:04:20Totally normal. 17 goals. That's
  2028. 1:04:22nothing.
  2029. 1:04:22It's just that he already had 11, right
  2030. 1:04:24?
  2031. 1:04:24Yeah. Gorsica broke his per-
  2032. 1:04:26the best player, the top scorer of
  2033. 1:04:27Everton, and we already counted that
  2034. 1:04:29Everton didn't have a good attack.
  2035. 1:04:30Sancet with 13 goals in 37 games,
  2036. 1:04:33my number 10, is that okay?
  2037. 1:04:34And Gabriel Jesus with 11 goals in 32
  2038. 1:04:37games. For those who were asking what
  2039. 1:04:38Liverpool has, I just found out that
  2040. 1:04:40Nuno Mendes is at Liverpool.
  2041. 1:04:41Ah, cool.
  2042. 1:04:42Assists. Gibbs-White, ex-
  2043. 1:04:46Forest,
  2044. 1:04:47was the top assister in the Premier
  2045. 1:04:48League.
  2046. 1:04:49From where?
  2047. 1:04:49Come on, sister.
  2048. 1:04:51Followed by Maddison from Spurs.
  2049. 1:04:54Kudus for Spurs.
  2050. 1:04:56Then Harvey Barnes from Newcastle,
  2051. 1:04:58Hudson-Odoi and Sesko. Sesko is helping
  2052. 1:05:00out the others. Eight assists.
  2053. 1:05:02Got a double-double, right?
  2054. 1:05:03Good for KPJ. There.
  2055. 1:05:05Set, good player, seven assists too.
  2056. 1:05:07Barcola, six assists.
  2057. 1:05:08Whoa.
  2058. 1:05:09Wow, the guy has Barcola. True,
  2059. 1:05:11Barcola was there.
  2060. 1:05:12Jaden Sancho simply went to Manchester
  2061. 1:05:14City.
  2062. 1:05:14Whoa,
  2063. 1:05:15five assists.
  2064. 1:05:16He's back, right?
  2065. 1:05:17Wha
  2066. 1:05:17Sancho
  2067. 1:05:18damn
  2068. 1:05:19your uncle. And Valentin Barco has five
  2069. 1:05:21assists this season too, man. You sold
  2070. 1:05:23the kid, man. Sold the kid to the big
  2071. 1:05:25guys, son. You're crazy.
  2072. 1:05:27Let's see how the gentlemen's squads
  2073. 1:05:28are doing. Please, man.
  2074. 1:05:30This is the part I'm curious about.
  2075. 1:05:31Whoa,
  2076. 1:05:32to wrap up our video.
  2077. 1:05:34Let's start with West.
  2078. 1:05:35Yes, sir.
  2079. 1:05:36Trossard is an 82.
  2080. 1:05:38Oh boy.
  2081. 1:05:39Sending Sancho away to bring in
  2082. 1:05:40Trossard was bad luck as hell.
  2083. 1:05:42I trusted the heart of the cards and
  2084. 1:05:43got burned, right?
  2085. 1:05:44Yeah. The mid-year market is a piece of
  2086. 1:05:46crap. Szoboszlai is an 87.
  2087. 1:05:48Good ball.
  2088. 1:05:49Livramento 84. Livramento 84,
  2089. 1:05:53Buadi 79. Most likely he isn't playing
  2090. 1:05:56much, he isn't getting many minutes on
  2091. 1:05:58the pitch. Valentin Barco 80. I believe
  2092. 1:06:02he became a starter.
  2093. 1:06:03Amen.
  2094. 1:06:04ADM 84.
  2095. 1:06:06Good.
  2096. 1:06:06Calhanoglu is still 86, even though
  2097. 1:06:09he's...right? Hendry 82.
  2098. 1:06:11He's rising.
  2099. 1:06:12He arrived. Damn.
  2100. 1:06:13I'll sign him next season.
  2101. 1:06:15Vivian 87.
  2102. 1:06:17My God. Nice. Mozak 77, Vinicius,
  2103. 1:06:21Diogo Costa, I don't know why he isn't
  2104. 1:06:24developing, 85.
  2105. 1:06:25Ah, he's conceding goal after goal, son
  2106. 1:06:27.
  2107. 1:06:27Samu 84 and Diomande 83.
  2108. 1:06:31I liked these upgrades.
  2109. 1:06:33I have the option to buy players from
  2110. 1:06:35my friends, huh? Like from my bench,
  2111. 1:06:37right?
  2112. 1:06:38Your bench.
  2113. 1:06:38Let's move on to Not. Sesko 85, Lewis
  2114. 1:06:42Hall 84, Murillo 85
  2115. 1:06:46and rising
  2116. 1:06:47Elliott 84, the guy you asked about is
  2117. 1:06:50still 77. Barcola 87, Kobel 88,
  2118. 1:06:55Schlotterbeck 88, Uzun 81, Conceição
  2119. 1:07:01Francisco
  2120. 1:07:0384 Wesley 82
  2121. 1:07:06and rising
  2122. 1:07:07Nico Paz 85
  2123. 1:07:09and rising
  2124. 1:07:10and to close, Ruben Neves 85, that's it
  2125. 1:07:13, now only Everton is left, right? That
  2126. 1:07:15Everton that hit the post was the
  2127. 1:07:17closest to being champion. It has to be
  2128. 1:07:19said.
  2129. 1:07:19It has to be said. Gabriel Jesus 80
  2130. 1:07:22kept it.
  2131. 1:07:22Brantwaite 82
  2132. 1:07:24kept it.
  2133. 1:07:25Dibling 80.
  2134. 1:07:27Oh
  2135. 1:07:28Frimpong 85.
  2136. 1:07:30Okay.
  2137. 1:07:31O'Riley 81.
  2138. 1:07:33That's good.
  2139. 1:07:34Savinho 85.
  2140. 1:07:36Kept it.
  2141. 1:07:37Gordon 86.
  2142. 1:07:39He went up.
  2143. 1:07:40Your goalkeeper Rest 83.
  2144. 1:07:42Oh, what's this?
  2145. 1:07:44Damn. How much did he evolve? Two in
  2146. 1:07:46half a season. What is this? Degel.
  2147. 1:07:48Goretzka 82.
  2148. 1:07:50That's good.
  2149. 1:07:51The Castro you signed, 81.
  2150. 1:07:53Two as well. Wow. Man, those two
  2151. 1:07:55mid-season signings were great.
  2152. 1:07:57Damn, bro. Envy.
  2153. 1:07:59DG stayed at 84, shockingly. De Marco
  2154. 1:08:0285.
  2155. 1:08:04Bernal 78. Gavi 86. Jaurizar, Jaurizar.
  2156. 1:08:10The star.
  2157. 1:08:1184.
  2158. 1:08:12That kid's gonna be the new minister,
  2159. 1:08:13guys.
  2160. 1:08:14Sunset. 86, Antônio Silva 81.
  2161. 1:08:17Developed well,
  2162. 1:08:18bro. Everton developed well.
  2163. 1:08:21Developed.
  2164. 1:08:23And so we finish another episode. Igor
  2165. 1:08:26will be in the Conference League
  2166. 1:08:28next season,
  2167. 1:08:29right? And that's it.
  2168. 1:08:30And that's it. Congratulations there.
  2169. 1:08:32Igor will be in the Conference League.
  2170. 1:08:34But remembering that Igor will also
  2171. 1:08:36spin the wheel of misfortune.
  2172. 1:08:37Look,
  2173. 1:08:38because
  2174. 1:08:39corrupt,
  2175. 1:08:40he messed up his math. He shouldn't
  2176. 1:08:42have signed a player, he went negative,
  2177. 1:08:44so he will suffer a penalty in the next
  2178. 1:08:46episode, right?
  2179. 1:08:46I'm no longer negative, just making
  2180. 1:08:48that clear too.
  2181. 1:08:49And right now in our stories, what's
  2182. 1:08:51going on, Lene?
  2183. 1:08:53Simply the vote for which of the three
  2184. 1:08:54of us will be benefited. And well, I
  2185. 1:08:58hope this time we do a big push, right?
  2186. 1:09:00I'm going to do it again.
  2187. 1:09:02I'm going to hunt sharks this time.
  2188. 1:09:03Yeah, go hunt sharks
  2189. 1:09:05down in Serie B.
  2190. 1:09:07And I'll be the Megalodon that kills
  2191. 1:09:09sharks, kid. Let's go. Because there
  2192. 1:09:12will also be the vote for the wheel of
  2193. 1:09:13misfortune, right? Because Igão had
  2194. 1:09:15bad luck, but it was due to management
  2195. 1:09:17and not...
  2196. 1:09:17Exactly. Two of you can spin the wheel,
  2197. 1:09:21or if Igor loses, he will spin the
  2198. 1:09:22wheel twice.
  2199. 1:09:25Wow.
  2200. 1:09:25And one of you will,
  2201. 1:09:26guys, let's nerf this Igor guy, please.
  2202. 1:09:28Guys, the wheel of fortune.
  2203. 1:09:30It's much cooler for him to spin twice.
  2204. 1:09:32And just a heads up, gentlemen, since
  2205. 1:09:34starting next transfer window we'll
  2206. 1:09:35have Igor in the European market too,
  2207. 1:09:37right? We'll have new options, we'll
  2208. 1:09:39have more players, right, in the
  2209. 1:09:41European market, I mean, in European
  2210. 1:09:43competitions, we'll have new players,
  2211. 1:09:46maybe starting next season, maybe
  2212. 1:09:48slightly better players will appear,
  2213. 1:09:50right?
  2214. 1:09:51For me, right? Only for me.
  2215. 1:09:53Who is going to compete against him?
  2216. 1:09:54Bandit, no.
  2217. 1:09:55Exactly.
  2218. 1:09:56Well, that's football, guys. Just look.
  2219. 1:09:58All the clubs are in debt and nobody
  2220. 1:10:00does anything. They keep playing,
  2221. 1:10:02signing players, winning championships.
  2222. 1:10:03He's going to get a transfer ban. Leave
  2223. 1:10:05a like, subscribe to the channel, leave
  2224. 1:10:07your comment, what you liked, what you
  2225. 1:10:08didn't like, because this season is
  2226. 1:10:09about to end and we’ve already
  2227. 1:10:11reached the halfway point.
  2228. 1:10:12Ah, so it went by fast,
  2229. 1:10:13it went by fast, we’ve already
  2230. 1:10:14reached the halfway point.
  2231. 1:10:15It’s sad.
  2232. 1:10:16Sorry for the delay, you know? Because
  2233. 1:10:18the video really takes a while to make.
  2234. 1:10:19Nothing you can do about it. The next
  2235. 1:10:21one might take even longer because it's
  2236. 1:10:22the end of the year now. So, craziness,
  2237. 1:10:24craziness. There are guys out there
  2238. 1:10:26going to Rio de Janeiro,
  2239. 1:10:26guys going there.
  2240. 1:10:27There are guys there, he points over
  2241. 1:10:29here and nobody here is going to Rio de
  2242. 1:10:30Janeiro.
  2243. 1:10:31There are guys going to Germany. Yeah,
  2244. 1:10:32there are guys who are going to catch a
  2245. 1:10:34plane.
  2246. 1:10:34There are guys who are going to jump
  2247. 1:10:35out of the plane.
  2248. 1:10:36I know that two of you, two of them are
  2249. 1:10:37going to Ubatuba.
  2250. 1:10:38True.
  2251. 1:10:38Really? Maybe they won't go. Yeah, I
  2252. 1:10:41two of you are going to Ubatuba there.
  2253. 1:10:43Let
  2254. 1:10:43the other one there keep getting
  2255. 1:10:44followers.
  2256. 1:10:46I'm dating,
  2257. 1:10:47I'm dating. I'm a follower.
  2258. 1:10:51Leave a like, subscribe to the channel.
  2259. 1:10:53Leleco, tell the guys that, you're
  2260. 1:10:54going to be a while without "Rebuilding
  2261. 1:10:56," since "Rebuilding" is appearing
  2262. 1:10:58above you, right?
  2263. 1:10:59Yeah, my partner. Watch out, it's going
  2264. 1:11:01to hit your head, man. Oh. Next, here
  2265. 1:11:02you are seeing our "Rebuilding"
  2266. 1:11:04playlist. There are some rebuilds that
  2267. 1:11:06don't have FIFA, others that do. So
  2268. 1:11:07feel free to marvel at these videos
  2269. 1:11:09that I personally really like to record
  2270. 1:11:11here so you can get to know the
  2271. 1:11:12Esportte Res channel to see that we
  2272. 1:11:14also live for this rebuilding, okay?
  2273. 1:11:17And I hope you left your like because
  2274. 1:11:18watching up to here is a long video, if
  2275. 1:11:20you didn't leave your like, you should
  2276. 1:11:22get a transfer ban, you got it? So
  2277. 1:11:23that's it, we're together, follow us
  2278. 1:11:25and until next time. Yeah.

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