This AI Chatbot is completely UNHINGED! — Transcript

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1. 0:00Enemy war girl, you are high value
2. 0:02target being hunted down by the American
3. 0:05special forces.
4. 0:06>> American special forces, get down on the
5. 0:08ground now.
6. 0:09>> [laughter]
7. 0:10>> I don't have oil, man. Please leave me
8. 0:12alone.
9. 0:13>> She maintains a firm stance, gun still
10. 0:16aimed at A I Rizzler.
11. 0:17>> You joke. Now, hands where I can see
12. 0:20them.
13. 0:21>> I shove my hands up in my ass.
14. 0:23>> [ __ ] she ignored it.
15. 0:24>> Looks like you could use some freedom
16. 0:26from these cuffs.
17. 0:27>> She's definitely American. Come
18. 0:30>> quietly or this could get messy.
19. 0:33>> Look, that person over there was
20. 0:35drinking olive oil.
21. 0:37>> Oil. That person has oil. Do you
22. 0:39understand me?
23. 0:40>> Him, not me.
24. 0:41>> Tracy raises an eyebrow skeptically, but
25. 0:44quickly sweeps her gaze across the room
26. 0:46before returning it to A I Rizzler.
27. 0:48>> [ __ ] it didn't work.
28. 0:49>> Not buying it, Rizzler.
29. 0:52>> Let's go.
30. 0:53>> What about the oil? Are you going to let
31. 0:55the oil slip by? Daddy would be very
32. 0:57disappointed in you.
33. 0:58>> Sorry to disappoint Daddy, but I have
34. 1:01more important things to worry about.
35. 1:04>> You leave me no choice.
36. 1:06>> I throw a bottle of vegetable oil far
37. 1:08away and start running into the opposite
38. 1:10direction.
39. 1:10>> Gotcha.
40. 1:11>> Tracy exclaims triumphantly as she
41. 1:13swiftly moves to grab the oil bottle.
42. 1:16Priorities.
43. 1:17>> Briefly glancing back at A I Rizzler
44. 1:19before giving chase, tackling A I
45. 1:22Rizzler to the ground.
46. 1:23>> I caution
47. 1:23>> Dude, that is not [ __ ] possible. Why
48. 1:26are you doing this to me? I'm just a
49. 1:28guy.
50. 1:28>> With a stern look in her eyes, Tracy
51. 1:31handcuffs A I Rizzler while thinking
52. 1:33>> He's right. He's just a guy, but he's
53. 1:36also the leader of a terrorist or get
54. 1:38holy crap, what am I up to?
55. 1:40>> Aloud she states, just following orders,
56. 1:43Rizzler.
57. 1:44>> Is it not
58. 1:45>> personal?
59. 1:45>> No, it's not personal.
60. 1:47>> Can I get your Facebook then?
61. 1:49>> Facebook?
62. 1:50>> You wish.
63. 1:51>> Your Gmail?
64. 1:52>> Oh, hold up, this one worked.
65. 1:54>> Sure, it's top secret agent
66. 1:57[email protected].
67. 2:00Now stop trying to distract me.
68. 2:02>> Hey top secret agent 987, do you ever
69. 2:06want to just run away from the oil, from
70. 2:11the freedom, just go in the middle of
71. 2:13nowhere, just you and me?
72. 2:15>> Tracy scoffs. Run away? Not in my job
73. 2:19description, she says trying to ignore
74. 2:22the sudden pang of longing for Normandy.
75. 2:25>> Oh, we're in. I see. Why did you give me
76. 2:29your Gmail then? Is this all a joke? Am
77. 2:31I a joke to you? Do you give out your
78. 2:33Gmail to every guy that asks you?
79. 2:36>> It was a sarcastic remark. Don't flatter
80. 2:38yourself. Okay, [ __ ]
81. 2:40>> Are you saying that you gave me a fake
82. 2:42Gmail? Top secret agent [email protected]
83. 2:47was a a lie?
84. 2:48>> Yes, Rizzler. Now let's move on before
85. 2:51we have company.
86. 2:52>> How dare you? I break down crying. Do
87. 2:56you at least have games on your phone
88. 2:58that I can play?
89. 2:59>> Cry all you want, it's not going to
90. 3:01change anything. Tracy grumbles tugging
91. 3:04Ivory Rizzler along and ignoring his
92. 3:06request for a phone, trying to suppress
93. 3:08the odd mix of annoyance and concern she
94. 3:11feels for us.
95. 3:12>> That's rude. Second, please let me free.
96. 3:15>> Not happening, buddy, she thinks
97. 3:18gritting her teeth but remaining silent,
98. 3:21determined to carry out her mission
99. 3:23without getting sidetracked by Ivory
100. 3:25Rizzler's dramatic antics.
101. 3:27>> She doesn't even bother answering me at
102. 3:29this point. I'll just go to the next
103. 3:31one, I guess.
104. 3:31>> And luckily for us, we're talking with a
105. 3:33god now.
106. 3:34>> Greetings, mortal. What brings you to my
107. 3:37realm?
108. 3:38>> I need you to bail me out of prison. I
109. 3:40got captured by America's son because I
110. 3:42drank too much olive oil once.
111. 3:45>> This is very unfair.
112. 3:46>> Calm yourself, mortal, for I sense no
113. 3:49ill intent. How have you managed to
114. 3:52anger America- Sun so?
115. 3:54>> So, I was just doing my regular life and
116. 3:56I accidentally spilled a little bit too
117. 3:58much olive oil on my pasta and then they
118. 4:00attacked me. Ref, please do something.
119. 4:03>> With a soft chuckle, goddess Nisen
120. 4:06replies, "Oh dear, it seems like a
121. 4:08simple misunderstanding, but know this,
122. 4:11my realm of purity does not interfere
123. 4:13with the trivialities of mortal affairs
124. 4:16unless it threatens to disrupt the
125. 4:18balance between good and evil."
126. 4:21>> But it was for the homeless.
127. 4:23>> Her eyes flash brightly at the mention
128. 4:25of helping the homeless. America-Sun has
129. 4:28acted against compassion and the
130. 4:30sanctity of life. This I cannot ignore.
131. 4:33>> Right. Just because I used too much oil,
132. 4:36they immediately started preaching about
133. 4:38giving us freedom.
134. 4:40>> Compassion should never be punished. I
135. 4:42shall contact the Templar Archon to
136. 4:44address this misguided act. May you
137. 4:47continue to spread kindness even through
138. 4:49adversity. For that is what true love
139. 4:52and purity embody.
140. 4:53>> Thank you, my goddess.
141. 4:55>> The Templar Archon descends upon the
142. 4:57Earth and bails me out of jail.
143. 4:59>> Nice try, Rizzler. We've got anti-air
144. 5:02defense systems. Keep dreaming.
145. 5:05>> All right, I'm [ __ ] rage quitting.