There are too many states in America! We need to get rid of ten!! #hottakes #america #states #funny — Transcript

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1. 0:00so what's your take too many states in
2. 0:01America we need to cut 10 100% agree all
3. 0:06right we start out with Dakota we don't
4. 0:07need to Dakotas South and North Dakota
5. 0:09are one Dakota now and and still that's
6. 0:11me being nice okay that's still barely a
7. 0:13state but fine one Carolina one Virginia
8. 0:16okay three gone right there number four
9. 0:19Rhode Island is a vestigial organ off of
10. 0:22Massachusetts you're going to cut it off
11. 0:23it has to go back to Massachusetts oh
12. 0:25it's being absorbed yep Alabama
13. 0:28Mississippi one state you can't combine
14. 0:30those two why not because they're two
15. 0:32distinct places since what I'm afraid to
16. 0:36go to either of them Bill Clinton's from
17. 0:38Alabama no he's from Arkansas same
18. 0:42thing so we've taken out five five Idaho
19. 0:45Montana Wyoming one state okay that's
20. 0:47six Vermont New Hampshire one state I
21. 0:50don't know why they're two states it's
22. 0:51one piece of land we're not in a
23. 0:52Hispanola situation okay one state
24. 0:55Washington and Oregon one state okay one
25. 0:58state okay this gets a little tricky now
26. 0:59we sell Alaska to
27. 1:01Canada in exchange for British Colombia
28. 1:05which expands the Northwest right and
29. 1:07then we get a little bit of Ontario that
30. 1:09has Toronto in it so we're conquering
31. 1:11all of a sudden we're not we're trading
32. 1:12it's Drake for oil now we're up to 41
33. 1:14States we still got one more to go which
34. 1:16one we let Hawaii choose whether it
35. 1:18wants to be independent or not they're
36. 1:19going to say we want to be independent
37. 1:20if they choose to stay in the union then
38. 1:23we make Connecticut a highway connectic
39. 1:24is beautiful yeah it's great in the car
40. 1:26when you're driving
41. 1:28through I canot help always
42. 1:30guys I have a couple of suggestions when
43. 1:32you combine all these stats you're going
44. 1:33to reduce the size of the s yes correct
45. 1:36okay that's going to make all those each
46. 1:37of those swi is much more powerful
47. 1:39that's true why not make three
48. 1:41sandwiches from each of these states
49. 1:43that's brilliant thank you he's right
50. 1:45yeah all right now I'm back in cuz of
51. 1:46this guy why are you talking to the
52. 1:48metric par oh cuz his camera's over
53. 1:51there oh you thought we were just talk