Theo Von Takes a Call From a Fan 😂 — Transcript

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1. 0:00Well, I'm secretly gay.
2. 0:01>> Secretly gay, the fellow said. Let's
3. 0:03hear more.
4. 0:04>> I haven't told a lot of people and I
5. 0:06want to figure out how I can tell my
6. 0:08mom.
7. 0:08>> Okay, brother. Yeah, thank you for
8. 0:10calling, dude. And congratulations on
9. 0:12your
10. 0:13gay ship or whatever it's called, gaydom
11. 0:15or whatever. Um being gay. I mean, you
12. 0:17there's different ways you could go
13. 0:18about it. You could do something, you
14. 0:20know, kind of fun. You could do just
15. 0:22like a knock-knock, who's there?
16. 0:24I'm gay, you know? That old trick or
17. 0:27whatever. Or or or you could get a deck
18. 0:30of cards, right? You could write
19. 0:32I'm a gay son on each one, put them like
20. 0:35that, say pick one out and read it. And
21. 0:38bam, you don't even say nothing, she
22. 0:40says it. What would I do here? I would
23. 0:42sit down with her. I would say, "Mom, I
24. 0:43have something really important to tell
25. 0:45you." I would say, "Hey, do you know, do
26. 0:46you love me no matter what?" And she
27. 0:48would say, "Yes." Right? If she doesn't
28. 0:50say yes, I would not tell her. But if
29. 0:52she says yes, then I would keep moving
30. 0:54forward. And then I would just tell her,
31. 0:56say, "Look, I'm a I'm pretty much gay."
32. 0:58That's what I would say. Don't ever
33. 0:59fully commit to anything. That way, what
34. 1:01if they come out with a cream or
35. 1:03something or a topical a few years from
36. 1:04now? You want to leave that door ajar,
37. 1:06puppy.