The Two Point Hospital Player Who Made Millions Without Curing a Single Patient — Transcript
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- 0:00One player built a hospital worth $32
- 0:04million Hospital, he hired the cheapest
- 0:06medical students, designed the entrance
- 0:08like a maze, and built glass-walled
- 0:09examination rooms and toilets. Soon, the
- 0:11halls filled with patients, ghosts, and
- 0:13vomit. Then he realized diagnosing
- 0:15patients made money, but treating them
- 0:17did not. So, he removed every treatment
- 0:19room, charged only for diagnoses, and
- 0:21displayed [music] expensive machines
- 0:22purely as decoration. Even with a 0%
- 0:25cure rate and zero reputation, the
- 0:26hospital became worth millions. Then he
- 0:28fired all 22 doctors and made the
- 0:30hospital's only janitor its sole doctor.
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