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The Scariest Minecraft Horror Mod... — Transcript

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  1. 0:01You are currently at phase one. To
  2. 0:03progress to phase what
  3. 0:09is what hit me?
  4. 0:17I got to get in the cave.
  5. 0:21What just hit me?
  6. 0:25Exercise it. Kill animals. Spend time in
  7. 0:27the caves and more.
  8. 0:29You have to enrage it. What is it?
  9. 0:33To progress to phase two, you'll have to
  10. 0:34enrage it, exercise it, kill animals,
  11. 0:37spend items on the caves. You can use
  12. 0:39different crosses to protect yourself.
  13. 0:42Animals can be possessed by it. You can
  14. 0:45exercise them. You can also pour holy
  15. 0:47water to purify them.
  16. 0:57exercise it.
  17. 1:00He wants me to kill goats.
  18. 1:05He wants me to kill goats.
  19. 1:10You can even see my flip-flop.
  20. 1:16Bro, this is already like a little bit
  21. 1:17weird. I don't know what hit me. I don't
  22. 1:19know what hit me. Iron. Iron. Iron.
  23. 1:22Chad, that's awesome.
  24. 1:27You always want iron ingots, bro.
  25. 1:37I don't want to kill goats, though.
  26. 1:43So, I guess our first objective while
  27. 1:45it's still light out is we should
  28. 1:47probably try to get a like get a bunch
  29. 1:50of food and then maybe try to go into a
  30. 1:52cave. Maybe we can make an iron pick as
  31. 1:55well.
  32. 1:59I don't see any animals though right
  33. 2:00now, guys.
  34. 2:09I don't see any animals at all. I'm
  35. 2:12going to make an iron um I'm going to
  36. 2:14make an iron pick, chat. I think that's
  37. 2:16probably a good idea. Oh, no. I need to
  38. 2:18make a furnace.
  39. 2:21What was that? What was that?
  40. 2:25What was that?
  41. 2:27What was that?
  42. 2:30What was that?
  43. 2:32Am I tweaking or did y'all not hear
  44. 2:34that?
  45. 2:37Chicken. Chickens.
  46. 2:40Oh.
  47. 2:42Oh. Wait. What?
  48. 2:50What is [screaming] that?
  49. 2:58No. I GOT MUTE JAMMERED. NO.
  50. 3:01CHAD, WHAT IS THAT? WHAT is that?
  51. 3:06Looks pretty. Piggy. Piggy.
  52. 3:11Y.
  53. 3:14This one's black. I never seen this.
  54. 3:24These pigs are different. Why do they
  55. 3:26stare at me like this? This is not
  56. 3:29normal Minecraft at all.
  57. 3:31Chat, why do the pigs stare at me like
  58. 3:33this? I'm so confused.
  59. 3:39Chat, these pigs are very much
  60. 3:40different. Let's cook this food.
  61. 3:44These pigs are not normal at all. At
  62. 3:46all. At all.
  63. 3:48I'm going to make two furnaces. One for
  64. 3:49food, one for iron.
  65. 3:53I never seen a pig really do this
  66. 3:55before.
  67. 4:00I want to go to this tower.
  68. 4:03I'm going to go to this tower right
  69. 4:04after I cook.
  70. 4:12Bro, the lighting is so pretty. Ch. I
  71. 4:14got to play Minecraft with shaders a
  72. 4:16little more often. Eh.
  73. 4:22Oh my god. I didn't make it.
  74. 4:24Wait, I could just do this, right?
  75. 4:30Let's do what all the Liki players do.
  76. 4:32There we go, chat. Okay, so boom. We
  77. 4:35have our iron. We have our food. Really
  78. 4:37good. Now, we can make some iron
  79. 4:39pickaxe, maybe, and maybe an iron axe.
  80. 4:43So far, I haven't really seen anything
  81. 4:46crazy out of the ordinary. So far, the
  82. 4:49pigs are really weird.
  83. 4:56The pigs are really weird. I will say
  84. 4:58that the pigs are very much strange.
  85. 5:01They kind of just stare at you.
  86. 5:04Okay, guys. Now we have three iron
  87. 5:07ingots. So, now we can make a iron
  88. 5:09pickaxe, which is really good. Not a bad
  89. 5:12start. I should make a shield, too. I'm
  90. 5:14going to make an iron pickaxe and a
  91. 5:16shield.
  92. 5:18I think from the Minecraft marathon, I
  93. 5:19remember how to make a shield. I'm
  94. 5:20pretty sure.
  95. 5:26Boom, guys. That's awesome. Great start.
  96. 5:29Okay. Boom. Boom. This will protect us
  97. 5:31against anything out of the ordinary as
  98. 5:32well. Really good start, though.
  99. 5:41Okay, I kind of want to check out this
  100. 5:43tower, chat. It's still daytime.
  101. 5:46Is it almost nighttime? I don't think
  102. 5:47the sun's really setting. You know, we
  103. 5:49still got a lot of daylight left.
  104. 5:52What is this?
  105. 5:55Chicken jockey.
  106. 6:01Okay. So,
  107. 6:06what was that? What was that? What is
  108. 6:08that? What is that?
  109. 6:20No. enemy to do. [screaming]
  110. 6:24The goat's yelling. The goat just yell.
  111. 6:26No, no, no, no.
  112. 6:31Why did the goat
  113. 6:36guys? I'm not cut out for this. WHY DID
  114. 6:38THE GOAT JUST YELL AT ME LIKE THAT?
  115. 6:43I need to get a good vantage point and
  116. 6:45look down at that area.
  117. 6:48I have to get up this mountain.
  118. 6:51I have to get up this mountain and look
  119. 6:52down and scope out exactly what's
  120. 6:54happening.
  121. 7:01No, it's night time. No, no, no, no.
  122. 7:02Please, I'm not ready for night time,
  123. 7:05chat. WHAT WAS THAT? IRON. IRON. IRON.
  124. 7:08GOOD.
  125. 7:15What is that? I don't understand.
  126. 7:22I don't understand what this is.
  127. 7:33He's gone.
  128. 7:36What was that? He just typed in Morse
  129. 7:38code. 0101.
  130. 7:43You don't get any food from that
  131. 7:48spotted cow.
  132. 7:54Yo, look at the lights.
  133. 7:57It's like the northern lights.
  134. 8:01Hey, spotted cow.
  135. 8:14What is this? What's hitting me?
  136. 8:17What? What? What is that?
  137. 8:23What is that? What is that?
  138. 8:26I need to go to sleep. I need to go to
  139. 8:27sleep or something. I don't have wool. I
  140. 8:30don't have wool.
  141. 8:32Do I have wool?
  142. 8:36I feel like I'm very safe on this tree
  143. 8:38though.
  144. 8:42Someone's lives here.
  145. 8:45I feel like I'm very much safe on this
  146. 8:46tree.
  147. 8:51Feel like this is a really smart.
  148. 8:55You sc Buddy, YOU JUST SCARED ME, BUDDY.
  149. 8:58WHAT THE HECK?
  150. 9:15WHY AM I SO SCARED? IT'S LIKE MINECRAFT.
  151. 9:20I I got to cook this iron and then I can
  152. 9:23make um
  153. 9:30This is a good vantage point though.
  154. 9:33I want to head over there. Chat, should
  155. 9:35I head in? Chat, should I go in? Should
  156. 9:38I go in?
  157. 9:44Go in. Okay. Okay, I'm going.
  158. 9:47Let me get um let me get an axe.
  159. 9:51I think I should build armor, too. Low
  160. 9:53key, I might build a chest plate just so
  161. 9:56I'm more protected before I go in there.
  162. 9:57Do you know what I mean?
  163. 9:59I think it's a
  164. 10:07Is that a fox or something?
  165. 10:10I'm going to build a chest plate before
  166. 10:11I go in.
  167. 10:15Where's my chest plate? Oh,
  168. 10:24why does he have yellow eyes?
  169. 10:29Why are his eyes yellow?
  170. 10:35Chad, I know y'all are hiding in the
  171. 10:37chat right now, trying to act like
  172. 10:38you're not scared. I'm going into the
  173. 10:40tower.
  174. 10:42I'm going to explore the small one, then
  175. 10:44the big one.
  176. 10:54Free food.
  177. 11:01floating head.
  178. 11:08What was that?
  179. 11:10What was that? What was that? What was
  180. 11:11that?
  181. 11:18Yo, I'm genuinely like I'm genuinely
  182. 11:20like scared.
  183. 11:24No.
  184. 11:28Iron. Iron.
  185. 11:35Why am I genuinely scared? What's
  186. 11:36happening?
  187. 11:40I'm going in. [screaming]
  188. 11:48CHAT, SOMEBODY HOLD ME, PLEASE.
  189. 11:59I have an inventory of doom right now.
  190. 12:02What
  191. 12:04is that above me?
  192. 12:10Was that above
  193. 12:23Bottle of enchanting. I needed that.
  194. 12:26That's good. Water bucket.
  195. 12:37What is that?
  196. 12:39Wheat for bread.
  197. 12:50What is that?
  198. 12:57Guys, I can't do this. Oh my. Guys, I'm
  199. 12:59not good at scary games. I'm not good at
  200. 13:00scary games, guys. I'm not quo. I just I
  201. 13:04don't know how he doesn't get
  202. 13:08My god. I can't I can't do this. I can't
  203. 13:10do
  204. 13:13I'm going to explore the other building
  205. 13:14now.
  206. 13:19Oh my god, it's a skeleton.
  207. 13:26[groaning] What is that? Who is that?
  208. 13:30Who is that? Who is talking?
  209. 13:41What?
  210. 13:43A little girl,
  211. 13:46huh?
  212. 13:47Wait, who is Who is that? IS IT A
  213. 13:51CHICKEN OR A LITTLE GIRL? I DON'T EVEN
  214. 13:53KNOW.
  215. 13:57I'm going in.
  216. 14:02[screaming]
  217. 14:04THAT'S THE WEIRDEST ZOMBIE I'VE EVER
  218. 14:05SEEN IN MY LIFE. RUN AWAY. [screaming]
  219. 14:14Should I go in? I feel like I'm being a
  220. 14:16baby.
  221. 14:19Yo, these spiders know how to lean spam.
  222. 14:21Do they go to the stomping school of
  223. 14:22siege?
  224. 14:24How do these spiders know how to lean
  225. 14:26spam?
  226. 14:30So, Chad, could I use the bottle of
  227. 14:31enchanting on like a weird animal or
  228. 14:33something?
  229. 14:38I got to go up there. I'm not going to
  230. 14:40go through the front door. I'm going to
  231. 14:41come in from the top. I think that's way
  232. 14:44smarter,
  233. 14:46chat. I'm not going to go through the
  234. 14:48front door. I'm going to go through the
  235. 14:49top.
  236. 14:57Ch. Now, this is survival skills.
  237. 15:02Watch this. I'm going to come through
  238. 15:04the top.
  239. 15:15Oh, it's just zombies. We're good,
  240. 15:18>> Chad. It's just zombies. We're all good,
  241. 15:22bro. It's just zombies.
  242. 15:29[groaning]
  243. 15:36>> [groaning]
  244. 15:42[groaning]
  245. 15:47[groaning]
  246. 15:48[screaming]
  247. 15:49>> Is it a spawner? I got to go through it.
  248. 15:54Is it a spawner? What even is it?
  249. 15:58[groaning]
  250. 16:02WHOA. OH, CHILL. SKELETON. [groaning]
  251. 16:06SKELETON. CHILL. SKELETON. CHILL.
  252. 16:09Coming through the top. This is survival
  253. 16:11instincts.
  254. 16:14It's daytime. Yes, we made it. Oh my
  255. 16:17god.
  256. 16:19Thank goodness. Okay,
  257. 16:29guys. We made it to daytime. Yes.
  258. 16:35Check inside.
  259. 16:47My inventory is so chopped.
  260. 16:51Chopped inventory.
  261. 16:59Whoa.
  262. 17:03All right, way better now.
  263. 17:06I got to get to that building. I got to
  264. 17:08get to that weird building.
  265. 17:12I got to get to that weird building,
  266. 17:14bro.
  267. 17:16All right, we're going into the top.
  268. 17:19We're going into the top.
  269. 17:27We made it. We made it. We made it. We
  270. 17:29made it. We made it. We made it. Holy
  271. 17:32views, chat.
  272. 17:40We made it, boys. We made it.
  273. 17:42Let's see what's inside.
  274. 17:47Get some wood so I can craft later.
  275. 17:49Almost fell to my death.
  276. 17:56Almost fell to my death again.
  277. 18:00Okay, so the top floor the top floor is
  278. 18:03very normal. Very normal. Nothing out of
  279. 18:07the ordinary here.
  280. 18:12Whoa.
  281. 18:16Chad, I feel like I got to break in. Go
  282. 18:18up. Oh, this isn't the top floor.
  283. 18:23Mod everybody in the chat. Mod everybody
  284. 18:24in the chat.
  285. 18:31MOD EVERYBODY. THIS is beautiful.
  286. 18:35Exposed.
  287. 18:38Just can throw it on.
  288. 18:42Chad, can you eat sugar cane?
  289. 18:47Can you eat sugarcane?
  290. 18:55Uncractable potion. No effect.
  291. 19:00[snorts]
  292. 19:01Chad, why would there be a potion that
  293. 19:02you couldn't craft? Doesn't even make
  294. 19:05sense.
  295. 19:09Read the book.
  296. 19:18>> [clears throat]
  297. 19:20>> Okay, I think that guy's on some type of
  298. 19:24alcohol maybe.
  299. 19:36I just dropped a dookie in my pants.
  300. 19:46WHO WAS THAT?
  301. 19:48HI GUYS, I SWEAR IF YOU SNUCK INTO THIS
  302. 19:50SERVER, brother
  303. 19:53Chad, we have to go here. We have to go
  304. 19:55here.
  305. 20:07Chad, we have to go here. It's not the
  306. 20:09moose man, chat. The moose man's not
  307. 20:11real. I'm going to cook our food, then
  308. 20:13head out. OH, WE GOT A BED, TOO. NICE.
  309. 20:16So clutch. I'm going to cook our food
  310. 20:18then head out, boys. You know what I'm
  311. 20:20saying?
  312. 20:24We can do double cooking speed like
  313. 20:26this.
  314. 20:28High IQ Minecraft gaming.
  315. 20:32I could smell more iron. Maybe get an
  316. 20:34axe, too. I think I'm going to smell
  317. 20:36more iron as well.
  318. 20:39[snorts]
  319. 20:40Yeah, chat. I'm going to smell way more
  320. 20:41iron, actually. Hold up.
  321. 20:45That's probably a good idea.
  322. 20:50Those footsteps,
  323. 20:52chat, we just got to go here, man.
  324. 20:57That doesn't look that scary. It looks
  325. 20:58like kind of like a wizard BUILDING. DO
  326. 21:00YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, CHAT?
  327. 21:04It looks like one of the
  328. 21:06Do the lights just flicker or am I
  329. 21:08totally tweaking? Am I tweaking or did
  330. 21:10the lights just flicker? I'm getting out
  331. 21:12of here.
  332. 21:14We have everything we need. Let me make
  333. 21:15my um let me make my iron axe so we can
  334. 21:18do a little bit more damage.
  335. 21:27I mean, chat, that's everything we need.
  336. 21:28Let's clean our inventory, too. Always
  337. 21:30remember, chat, in Minecraft, you got to
  338. 21:34He just typed, "I can see you." I'm not
  339. 21:36kidding. I'll move my camera here.
  340. 21:41I can see you. And then he also typed
  341. 21:44011.
  342. 21:49Hello.
  343. 21:51Who is this?
  344. 21:53Is he looking at me?
  345. 21:59What? No. No. No. No. Chill. I thought
  346. 22:01it was daytime.
  347. 22:04Who it? Who is this?
  348. 22:23He just broke something.
  349. 22:25Is it a real person?
  350. 22:27Who's down here?
  351. 22:40I don't like this.
  352. 22:44I don't like this. I don't like this
  353. 22:49lever.
  354. 22:55Who?
  355. 22:58Someone was up there.
  356. 23:02Skeleton. OH MY GOD, IT WAS A SKELETON.
  357. 23:07CHAT, should I type to him?
  358. 23:11Who are you,
  359. 23:21Chad? I typed to him, but he didn't
  360. 23:22respond.
  361. 23:28Have I checked this building yet?
  362. 23:34>> [groaning]
  363. 23:42>> Hey, he hit his friend.
  364. 23:44Guys, I'm going to go to this building.
  365. 23:46Whoa, another building.
  366. 24:09Oh my god, it's Herobrine. WHAT?
  367. 24:15I got to get out of here. I got to get
  368. 24:16out of here.
  369. 24:22Where is this?
  370. 24:29I didn't take the backpack.
  371. 24:33Where'd he go? I lost him. Where did he
  372. 24:37go?
  373. 24:44Where did he go?
  374. 24:48OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. [screaming]
  375. 24:50THERE'S ACTUALLY HEROBAN IN THIS.
  376. 25:00CHILL. CHILL, BRO. Please chill.
  377. 25:09Did I lose him?
  378. 25:17Did I lose him?
  379. 25:19I got to go somewhere.
  380. 25:24Yo, I'm actually like I'm my butthole is
  381. 25:27puckered right now. I'm not kidding.
  382. 25:33Yo, can you please stop? Can he please
  383. 25:34stop? Can he please stop? What is wrong
  384. 25:37with this guy? Legitimately, what is
  385. 25:38wrong with this guy?
  386. 25:48I'm trying to like clean my inventory a
  387. 25:50little bit.
  388. 25:56I got to get rid of all my stone.
  389. 26:05That's a good start for cleaning it.
  390. 26:08I want to head up. I need to get up
  391. 26:11here. I should get this iron.
  392. 26:18Where did he go? Where's her O'Brien?
  393. 26:20Let's
  394. 26:22go.
  395. 26:34WHAT WAS THAT? [screaming]
  396. 26:36Like
  397. 26:40he's close. I hear his heartbeat. Is
  398. 26:44that his
  399. 26:51>> [cough]
  400. 26:52>> What's happening? What's happening?
  401. 26:55What's happening? What just happened to
  402. 26:57me? What just happened to me?
  403. 27:00My player coughed blood.
  404. 27:03My player coughed.
  405. 27:09Yo. Okay, THIS IS GENUINELY TRIPPING ME
  406. 27:12OUT.
  407. 27:14My player coughed blood.
  408. 27:17I'm safe down here, chat. I'm safe down
  409. 27:19here.
  410. 27:22I'm going to cook these two iron real
  411. 27:24quick. Bro, I don't want to go up.
  412. 27:26Should I just sleep? Sleep, chat. All
  413. 27:28the problems go away.
  414. 27:30It's just like real life, bro. Just
  415. 27:32sleep your problems away.
  416. 27:40Can I not sleep?
  417. 27:44They won't let me sleep.
  418. 27:47CHAD, WHAT'S GOING ON?
  419. 27:53It's not even night time. Oh my god, it
  420. 27:55is. Thank God. Thank God.
  421. 28:00Okay, now it's morning. We should be
  422. 28:02chilling out. All right, boys. It's
  423. 28:04morning. Everything's going to be chill.
  424. 28:06All right,
  425. 28:14remember chat. In life, bro, in the
  426. 28:15mornings, it's always just chill.
  427. 28:18Nighttime is when you get, you know,
  428. 28:19your anxiety and stuff and then you
  429. 28:22sleep it off. You wake up in the morning
  430. 28:24and you feel way better.
  431. 28:28I got to get to a high vantage point and
  432. 28:29see where this tower is
  433. 28:32cuz I want to go to this tower,
  434. 28:37chat. I feel like my iron iron.
  435. 28:43Nice, boys. Um,
  436. 28:50I just saw these goats spawn in.
  437. 28:54Should I give him one of the enchanted
  438. 28:56things?
  439. 29:02Chat, I want to see what this does if I
  440. 29:03just give it to him. What does it do?
  441. 29:07Is he normal now?
  442. 29:18But we have enough for full iron armor.
  443. 29:21I wasted it. No,
  444. 29:24I did. I thought it wouldn't really
  445. 29:26matter, though.
  446. 29:29Pardon?
  447. 29:30Emeralds.
  448. 29:32Chad, you know what? I lowkey I wonder
  449. 29:34where this I'm on top of the mountain. I
  450. 29:36wonder where this tower went.
  451. 29:41Chad, where was the tower at?
  452. 29:48I'm so high up.
  453. 29:55I'm so high up, guys.
  454. 30:02I'm so high up.
  455. 30:07Probably I'm at the highest part of the
  456. 30:08map to be honest.
  457. 30:12What was that
  458. 30:14chat? Look at how pretty this is. Where
  459. 30:16did the tower go?
  460. 30:18Was the tower like a figment of my
  461. 30:20imagination.
  462. 30:27Chad, where?
  463. 30:30I don't see it.
  464. 30:40Where's that big the big blue tower,
  465. 30:42chat? Where is it?
  466. 30:51Chad, is it never eat soggy waffles?
  467. 31:00What is that?
  468. 31:12Chad, I don't know where it is. I can't
  469. 31:14see.
  470. 31:16Chad, am I looking the right direction?
  471. 31:20Holy parkour movement.
  472. 31:26It's got to be this way, Chad. I feel
  473. 31:29like it's definitely this way.
  474. 31:32That was so weird when my player coughed
  475. 31:34up blood. I don't understand what like
  476. 31:36the deeper meaning of that was
  477. 31:48chat. Other way.
  478. 31:57I ran through here when Herobrine was
  479. 31:59chasing me and then I panicked and ran
  480. 32:01up the mountain.
  481. 32:03Left. Got it. Got it. Thank you. Okay,
  482. 32:05so it's over here. I see. I see.
  483. 32:11Chad, is it just me or is y like my butt
  484. 32:13is puckered playing this?
  485. 32:17You get like one minute of chill and
  486. 32:20then it's just right back into it.
  487. 32:25Why does he keep typing that? Is that
  488. 32:27Morse code? What is What
  489. 32:30is he typing, bro?
  490. 32:45[snorts]
  491. 32:54Chad, do I run this way through the
  492. 32:55trees?
  493. 32:56I'm trying to find where this tower
  494. 32:58went.
  495. 33:05Left. Take a left. Left. Okay. Left.
  496. 33:07Left. Left.
  497. 33:13Chad. I hope y'all are right. I hope
  498. 33:14y'all are right.
  499. 33:20I learned this. Chat.
  500. 33:24Jinxy has reached the goal. I see you.
  501. 33:43I don't like going through woods in
  502. 33:45scary games. Feel like it's never a good
  503. 33:47idea.
  504. 33:51Okay, I remember this. This is familiar.
  505. 33:53This is why I ran into Hero Brian.
  506. 34:03Right,
  507. 34:08Chad? Bang a right through here.
  508. 34:12I remember this. I remember this, Chad.
  509. 34:15I remember this. It was the weird
  510. 34:16structure.
  511. 34:19It looks like an old house that got
  512. 34:21destroyed.
  513. 34:30What was that?
  514. 34:32What is that? What is that?
  515. 34:35What is that?
  516. 34:47Waterfall.
  517. 34:49Man-made waterfall, too.
  518. 34:57This is so weird.
  519. 35:05What is that?
  520. 35:23It's nothing. It's just a random
  521. 35:25structure.
  522. 35:32I feel like I should get full iron
  523. 35:33armor, man. You know what I mean?
  524. 35:36Honestly, like this is getting weird.
  525. 35:40Feel like I should get full. What the
  526. 35:44What the
  527. 35:50Can you see me?
  528. 35:55No.
  529. 35:57I don't see anything,
  530. 36:01bro. I don't see anything.
  531. 36:13Now,
  532. 36:23what the
  533. 36:25What is that?
  534. 36:28What is that, bro?
  535. 36:47I got to get rid of all my crap.
  536. 36:51I want to make iron armor
  537. 36:54like bad.
  538. 36:56Piggy,
  539. 36:57who's burning?
  540. 37:01It's weird how there's like kind of like
  541. 37:03there's like weird animals that aren't
  542. 37:05in normal Minecraft in here. It's so
  543. 37:08interesting.
  544. 37:10There's very weird animals.
  545. 37:16I'm going to cook my food and my iron.
  546. 37:20Okay, now chat. From here, should I head
  547. 37:23straight, right, or left?
  548. 37:27behind
  549. 37:33you. What the
  550. 37:38I didn't even see him. I didn't even see
  551. 37:57Y I can't play this. Oh my god. I can't
  552. 37:58play this. I cannot play this. I just
  553. 38:02lost all my iron. Should I go back for
  554. 38:05it?
  555. 38:07It's okay. You can always find more iron
  556. 38:09and food.
  557. 38:15I don't think I should go back for it.
  558. 38:16No, I don't think I should. Oh god, it's
  559. 38:18sun setting.
  560. 38:22Chad, where's that big magic tower?
  561. 38:27Oh god, it's night time.
  562. 38:34Can I fight him, you think?
  563. 38:38AH, I DON'T LIKE WHEN IT'S SUNSET.
  564. 38:41I don't like this at all.
  565. 38:56Source of light.
  566. 38:59Chad, where's the tower? Why? I should
  567. 39:01sleep. Sleep. Sleep. Sleep. Sleep.
  568. 39:02Sleep.
  569. 39:05Oh, thank God. Mother got
  570. 39:25What is Ouch.
  571. 39:41No, no, no, no, no, no. Please, please,
  572. 39:43please, [laughter]
  573. 39:44please leave me alone.
  574. 39:48Please
  575. 39:53never look back. Never look back. Never
  576. 39:55look back.
  577. 40:07It's a cave.
  578. 40:08Should I get diamonds? Maybe.
  579. 40:16It's not really a good cave, bro. Why
  580. 40:19will this guy not leave me alone?
  581. 40:24I should go mining for diamonds, I
  582. 40:26think.
  583. 40:30I feel like it's honestly more scary on
  584. 40:32the surface than it is down here.
  585. 40:45Diamonds.
  586. 40:47[screaming]
  587. 41:11Watch this. High IQ.
  588. 41:16Okay. This is the smartest way to mine
  589. 41:17because you never
  590. 41:23have to place a torch. Basically,
  591. 41:29Chad, it looks like this cave is a dead
  592. 41:31end.
  593. 41:34Cave's a dead end, boys.
  594. 41:59Trying to run. Trying to run. I'm trying
  595. 42:01to run.
  596. 42:06>> [groaning]
  597. 42:12>> I can't place a block above me. I can't.
  598. 42:16What?
  599. 42:18I wasn't allowed to place a block above
  600. 42:20me. What was that?
  601. 42:30This is terrifying.
  602. 42:38What?
  603. 42:48Guys, we got to get to this tower, bro.
  604. 42:59Who's walking? Who is that that's
  605. 43:01walking?
  606. 43:06Who is walking?
  607. 43:11It's not just me. Am I skitso?
  608. 43:23Whoa, that scared me.
  609. 43:41This is just
  610. 43:48Chad. Where is this tower?
  611. 43:55I see you. What? What do you mean you
  612. 43:58see me? What?
  613. 44:00How do you see me, bro?
  614. 44:05How How do you see me, bro?
  615. 44:10Please chill. Like, oh my god. Is this
  616. 44:12guy a sociopath?
  617. 44:15Chill out, dude.
  618. 44:24Why is this not breaking? chat. What?
  619. 44:31Why are none of my tools working?
  620. 44:46Chad, I want to explore this tower, but
  621. 44:48I don't know where it is.
  622. 44:56Bro, even the zombies look scary.
  623. 45:03[groaning]
  624. 45:09I got to get off this. Yep.
  625. 45:19THIS IS GENUINELY MORTIFYING, MAN.
  626. 45:30WHO MADE THIS GAME? THE DEVIL. OH MY
  627. 45:34GOD, THAT'S A SPIDER.
  628. 45:58It's a grave.
  629. 46:02Somebody's grave.
  630. 46:06Someone died here.
  631. 46:09Oh my god. I thought that was a mob.
  632. 46:11Wait, what is that? That's not a normal
  633. 46:13zomb. Who is this? That's not a normal
  634. 46:16Oh my god, it was a mob. Who is it?
  635. 46:19Please leave me alone, sir. [screaming]
  636. 46:28That wasn't a normal mob at all
  637. 46:32through a Nether portal.
  638. 46:41I think it does this heartbeat when
  639. 46:42you're low health.
  640. 46:55I'm not me.
  641. 46:57What is this guy trying to say to me?
  642. 46:59Bro,
  643. 47:03it's a ruined portal. Shouldn't there be
  644. 47:04a chat?
  645. 47:19No. What the I can't do that, bro. I
  646. 47:21can't play this, bro. What the actual?
  647. 47:26She'll never chase me in the water.
  648. 47:32Bro, I cannot do this.
  649. 47:35I need cobblestone to make food.
  650. 47:39I need to make food. Bro, what is this
  651. 47:42game? Oh my god.
  652. 47:46What is this?
  653. 48:19If he's watching me, I should block off
  654. 48:21my back, right?
  655. 48:44Food, food, food, food, food, please.
  656. 48:53Oh my god, that's way better. Oh my god.
  657. 48:57Eat the flesh. Wouldn't that poison me?
  658. 49:01Chad, that flash poison.
  659. 49:21I'm going to make stone tools.
  660. 49:25Thank god our health got restored. Chad,
  661. 49:29I need wood. Oh my god,
  662. 49:32bro. It's like, oh, I have what I have.
  663. 49:33It's just red.
  664. 49:36It's like this game is just terrifying.
  665. 49:38This whatever this mod is. It's actually
  666. 49:42genuinely mortifying.
  667. 49:49Who made this mod, bro?
  668. 49:54I got wood, too. Bar
  669. 49:57T. Does anybody want my wood?
  670. 50:00Type a three in the chat. Kidding.
  671. 50:10Oh my.
  672. 50:16What [screaming] the heck?
  673. 50:20COME ON, BRO. [screaming]
  674. 50:22REALLY?
  675. 50:25for five freaking seconds.
  676. 50:36I see you, bro. He's door camping me.
  677. 50:47Yo, it's freaking here, O'Brien.
  678. 50:51I'm going to dig like down and then up.
  679. 50:56But like, bro, there's no way he just
  680. 50:58camps my door, right?
  681. 51:00This isn't Russ, bro.
  682. 51:36got food.
  683. 51:52Just want to get a bunch of fish so I
  684. 51:54can get food and then eat.
  685. 51:59God, he's got the stomping movement.
  686. 52:04Ch. Wasn't there a structure out here?
  687. 52:08Chad, there was like a little structure
  688. 52:10out in the water. Remember that?
  689. 52:30It looks like a wrecked boat maybe.
  690. 52:46Oh my god. That's all the food we need
  691. 52:47right there, boys.
  692. 52:50Oh, jackpot.
  693. 52:58Freaking jackpot.
  694. 53:11Weird.
  695. 53:30What is that?
  696. 53:33What is that?
  697. 53:35Oh, that's a cool fish. Chad, there's
  698. 53:38another structure.
  699. 53:40Dolphin.
  700. 53:45There's another structure out here.
  701. 53:50It's just wood, huh?
  702. 53:55Chad, what do y'all think happened out
  703. 53:57here, bro?
  704. 54:06What are y'all? I'm going to make a
  705. 54:07boat. I'm going to make a boat.
  706. 54:41Dude, I feel like the water is a safe
  707. 54:43spot. Like nothing really happens to you
  708. 54:44in the water. To be honest,
  709. 54:52I feel like nothing happens to you in
  710. 54:53the water.
  711. 54:57It's very chill.
  712. 55:09If I'm ever in danger, I'm just going to
  713. 55:10like
  714. 55:12run to the freaking water.
  715. 55:21Nine bread.
  716. 55:26>> [snorts]
  717. 55:43>> We have armor and food. That's good. And
  718. 55:45materials. Oh, there's a campfire.
  719. 55:50Bear.
  720. 55:56Someone's been here,
  721. 56:06chat. Someone's been here.
  722. 56:25Can I sleep? It's night time. But it is
  723. 56:28night time.
  724. 56:35Is it not night time?
  725. 56:46I'm confused. I feel like how is it not
  726. 56:49night time,
  727. 56:58brother? I
  728. 57:00OH MY GOD. IS THERE ANOTHER MOB ON ME?
  729. 57:21I'm scared. I just want to dig and hide.
  730. 57:24I just want to dig and hide. Bro,
  731. 57:29HOW CAN I [screaming] NOT SLEEP? LIKE,
  732. 57:31COME ON.
  733. 57:42YES,
  734. 57:46FINALLY.
  735. 57:50Now I'm going to clean my inventory
  736. 57:51again.
  737. 58:04What is that noise?
  738. 58:08Like, bro, what are these noises?
  739. 58:11What is this crap?
  740. 58:13Honestly,
  741. 58:16what? That wasn't me. That was not me.
  742. 58:19That was not me. There's a monster on
  743. 58:20me. That was not me.
  744. 58:32That was not me.
  745. 58:41Was it the bear?
  746. 58:54Oh, there's a structure here, chat.
  747. 58:57Looks like somebody lived here or is
  748. 58:59living here.
  749. 59:05Whatever that noise was was not me, BRO.
  750. 59:14Thought it was a person.
  751. 59:19There's blood everywhere.
  752. 59:44Hello. Hello.
  753. 59:48Who's been here? Hello.
  754. 59:55Hello.
  755. 59:59>> It's like a double homicide.
  756. 1:00:18Read the sign.
  757. 1:00:23Leave.
  758. 1:00:26Don't got to tell me twice.
  759. 1:00:32Another structure out there.
  760. 1:00:38I'm getting out of here. I'm getting out
  761. 1:00:39of here.
  762. 1:00:45Said leave.
  763. 1:00:48Yo. A [screaming]
  764. 1:00:55what? It's pillagers. Can I fight them,
  765. 1:00:58chat? You think?
  766. 1:01:03You think I can fight them?
  767. 1:01:09No.
  768. 1:01:11Make a shield real quick.
  769. 1:01:14I need a shield and then make
  770. 1:01:22Somebody murdered the seals.
  771. 1:01:27>> Bro, what? My game.
  772. 1:01:33Somebody murdered the seals, bro.
  773. 1:01:42>> Who just Who just typed?
  774. 1:01:45>> Can you hear me?
  775. 1:01:50Can I hear you?
  776. 1:01:55>> That sounds like a little girl, bro.
  777. 1:01:56What is that
  778. 1:02:05>> seashell?
  779. 1:02:18Cheddy, y'all think I could fight them?
  780. 1:02:19It's only three.
  781. 1:02:38HEROBRINE'S BACK.
  782. 1:02:45BUT IT'S DAYTIME. How does he come out
  783. 1:02:47in day?
  784. 1:02:56Hero Brian's scared of water.
  785. 1:02:59Chad, I bet you he's scared of water.
  786. 1:03:04I'm getting away from here.
  787. 1:03:07>> [snorts]
  788. 1:03:08>> I bet you Herobrian is scared of water.
  789. 1:03:28Dude, there's so many just like random
  790. 1:03:31structures. Like chat, you see that?
  791. 1:03:38I want to find a big cave
  792. 1:03:41and go mining. There's so many just
  793. 1:03:44random structures though, bro.
  794. 1:03:51Rope
  795. 1:03:54bow. Not bad.
  796. 1:03:57What am I going to use all this rope
  797. 1:03:58for? What could I use it for, chat?
  798. 1:04:08Don't do it, bro.
  799. 1:04:11What could I even use that for?
  800. 1:04:17This looks interesting.
  801. 1:04:34That was a loud splash.
  802. 1:04:37That was a very loud splash.
  803. 1:04:44Weird. Just another weird structure.
  804. 1:04:46Huh?
  805. 1:04:49Wait, I'm sinking. Why am I sinking? Why
  806. 1:04:51am I sinking?
  807. 1:04:58Chad, did I do something wrong?
  808. 1:05:01It's cuz I'm fat. Okay.
  809. 1:05:08Whoa. Another structure. Got another
  810. 1:05:12structure. So many weird structures.
  811. 1:05:16Pedagress. Pedagress.
  812. 1:05:22Is he aiming at me?
  813. 1:05:28What is that noise?
  814. 1:05:33Is he aiming at me?
  815. 1:05:40Wonder what this is.
  816. 1:05:48Coal coal.
  817. 1:05:52It's a nice view.
  818. 1:06:02I see.
  819. 1:06:10What?
  820. 1:06:13That could mean he's anywhere though,
  821. 1:06:16right?
  822. 1:06:18That doesn't necessarily mean he's close
  823. 1:06:20to me, right? It could just mean he
  824. 1:06:21could just see me.
  825. 1:06:25He could just see me. That's all that
  826. 1:06:26that means. Don't panic.
  827. 1:06:34Oh no. Oh no.
  828. 1:06:51Can he break doors?
  829. 1:07:01Daytime again.
  830. 1:07:04What the? He's on me.
  831. 1:07:09I don't know what to do. My butthole.
  832. 1:07:17Block the doors off. Okay.
  833. 1:07:22What is that?
  834. 1:07:25Everything's blocked off. I mean, he
  835. 1:07:27can't really Could I go up? Maybe.
  836. 1:07:32Should I go up? I don't really know
  837. 1:07:34where I should go. He's on me. I don't
  838. 1:07:36know what to
  839. 1:07:41[panting]
  840. 1:07:43[sighs]
  841. 1:07:48[panting]
  842. 1:07:55what the
  843. 1:07:57[panting]
  844. 1:08:03>> [panting]
  845. 1:08:07>> He's on me.
  846. 1:08:10He's on me. He's on me. I don't know
  847. 1:08:11what to do. [panting]
  848. 1:08:22I don't
  849. 1:08:26Guys, chat, hold me. The sun's setting.
  850. 1:08:28Maybe I could just wait till night time
  851. 1:08:29and sleep and he'll go away.
  852. 1:08:35I can't kill him. He's too big.
  853. 1:08:42I can't kill [laughter] him. He's just
  854. 1:08:52It's night time.
  855. 1:08:56Ch. We get to sleep. We get to sleep.
  856. 1:08:57sleep.
  857. 1:09:01What the He's on me.
  858. 1:09:11No, no, no, no, no, no.
  859. 1:09:20I don't I I don't I don't know what to
  860. 1:09:22do.
  861. 1:09:54I have to get out of here.
  862. 1:09:57I gotta get to the water and just make a
  863. 1:09:59run for it.
  864. 1:10:03I'm just gonna make a run for it.
  865. 1:10:33OH MY GOD. [screaming] I THINK WE MADE
  866. 1:10:35IT OUT. BROTHER, WHAT IS HAPPENING to
  867. 1:10:38me?
  868. 1:11:06My heart. Oh my god, my heart.
  869. 1:11:23Oh my god, my heart
  870. 1:11:31already went here.
  871. 1:11:40Bro, this is uh this is genuinely
  872. 1:11:43mortifying.
  873. 1:11:49We got to go in there. I haven't went in
  874. 1:11:50there.
  875. 1:11:52I haven't went in there. I haven't
  876. 1:11:53went in there.
  877. 1:12:00I have not went in there.
  878. 1:12:11Candles.
  879. 1:12:20kind of want to [music] find a cave
  880. 1:12:22also. Help.
  881. 1:12:25Help you.
  882. 1:12:28This looks like a woodland mansion kind
  883. 1:12:30of.
  884. 1:12:45Don't be an evil villager, please.
  885. 1:13:02How do I get up?
  886. 1:13:08How do I get up? How do I get up?
  887. 1:13:27What type of villager is this, bro?
  888. 1:13:35He just looked at me.
  889. 1:13:37>> Oh, he's nice. He's nice.
  890. 1:13:48>> What up, bro? What up, bro? I've been
  891. 1:13:52looking for a friend.
  892. 1:13:55I've been looking for a friend. What up,
  893. 1:13:57man? What's your name?
  894. 1:14:04What is your name, bro?
  895. 1:14:10Read this book.
  896. 1:14:12Minecraft book.
  897. 1:14:16Ch. How do you read a book? You just
  898. 1:14:19You can enchant potion of healing,
  899. 1:14:22instant health. Are you serious?
  900. 1:14:27I get instant health with that potion.
  901. 1:14:32Wrong one.
  902. 1:14:46>> Brother, I get instant healing.
  903. 1:14:49That's goated now.
  904. 1:15:02Ch. What am I going to use obsidian for?
  905. 1:15:06Potion of healing is good. No.
  906. 1:15:08Take the tier.
  907. 1:15:12Chad, what tier? What tier?
  908. 1:15:15This thing. The glass bottle.
  909. 1:15:18Chad, what tier
  910. 1:15:21from the other chest?
  911. 1:15:27The red thing. Tear of the man.
  912. 1:15:32Oh.
  913. 1:15:50What is that?
  914. 1:16:14trade with the villager. Oh, what does
  915. 1:16:17he give me if I trade? What does he give
  916. 1:16:18me?
  917. 1:16:28Huh?
  918. 1:16:32Chad, I only have one emerald.
  919. 1:16:37He went, "Huh?"
  920. 1:16:42[snorts]
  921. 1:16:42So, Chad, I can't I can only give him
  922. 1:16:44emeralds.
  923. 1:16:46I need eight. I need eight.
  924. 1:16:50Ch need eight emeralds.
  925. 1:16:57>> Trade with the one that's inside
  926. 1:17:07chat. Isn't that the same guy though?
  927. 1:17:08You guys, aren't you guys like tweaking?
  928. 1:17:12Isn't that the same guy?
  929. 1:17:21It's the same guy. Y'all are dumb.
  930. 1:17:26IT'S THE SAME VILLAGER. HE JUST WENT
  931. 1:17:28OUTSIDE. IS there a turtle in my boat?
  932. 1:17:32My god. My How does my inventory always
  933. 1:17:34fail?
  934. 1:17:43Chad, it's the same villager. You you
  935. 1:17:45absolute imbeciles.
  936. 1:17:48[snorts]
  937. 1:17:52But he died in the basement.
  938. 1:17:57Wait, go to the basement.
  939. 1:18:06No one mentioned the basement till now.
  940. 1:18:16Huh?
  941. 1:18:23Chad, there is no basement. You idiots.
  942. 1:18:25[screaming]
  943. 1:18:29What are y'all saying?
  944. 1:18:45Use the stairs.
  945. 1:18:49I don't see any stairs.
  946. 1:19:26Yeah, guys. Great stairs, man. Great
  947. 1:19:29stairs.
  948. 1:19:32Chad, you guys should you guys should
  949. 1:19:34apply to Harvard.
  950. 1:19:37THERE IS NO BASEMENT. YOU BRAIN DEAD
  951. 1:19:40IDIOT.
  952. 1:19:42NO, you guys should apply to Harvard,
  953. 1:19:44man.
  954. 1:19:47Thank you. Thank you, chat. Thank you
  955. 1:19:50guys.
  956. 1:19:55One guide. I did not get one guide.
  957. 1:19:57[snorts]
  958. 1:20:00It was multiple people saying that.
  959. 1:20:09I'm sleeping. I'm not even going to like
  960. 1:20:11take a chance. I'm sleeping. Yo, why am
  961. 1:20:14I sinking? Is it literally cuz I'm fat?
  962. 1:20:20Why am I sinking?
  963. 1:20:38The
  964. 1:20:39Where's my boat?
  965. 1:20:50He's getting closer. Chill. Chill.
  966. 1:20:52Chill, bro. Chill. Chill.
  967. 1:21:00Oh my god, he [screaming] can swim.
  968. 1:21:10How is he so fast?
  969. 1:21:13He went underwater.
  970. 1:21:26I lost him.
  971. 1:21:28Should I lost him?
  972. 1:21:47Very shallow water here.
  973. 1:21:54Okay, I think I'm safe. I'm in the
  974. 1:21:55middle of nowhere.
  975. 1:21:58I have food. I have everything, bro.
  976. 1:22:10How does my inventory keep filling?
  977. 1:22:12Jesus, I'm throwing everything off the
  978. 1:22:14cliff.
  979. 1:22:23My god, that scared me,
  980. 1:22:26man. I guess I'll keep my food. I don't
  981. 1:22:28need two beds, that's for sure. I don't
  982. 1:22:30need two leggings.
  983. 1:22:36Emerald might be good for trading if I
  984. 1:22:38find more. Flying fish is food. Raw cod
  985. 1:22:41is food.
  986. 1:22:44Ch. What else should I drop? What else
  987. 1:22:46should I drop?
  988. 1:22:52Blackstone, wool.
  989. 1:22:54[snorts]
  990. 1:22:57There's a trapoor. I have a Oh,
  991. 1:22:59everything else here is food, though.
  992. 1:23:01This is good.
  993. 1:23:13No.
  994. 1:23:16How does he How did I make How does HE
  995. 1:23:18FOLLOW ME TO A FREAKING ISLAND?
  996. 1:23:28I don't understand, bro.
  997. 1:23:33How does he do that?
  998. 1:23:41Whoa, look at this island, Chad. Is that
  999. 1:23:43like wheat?
  1000. 1:23:49I guess it's not wheat.
  1001. 1:24:02I wonder what this is. It's like purple
  1002. 1:24:11behind you. behind
  1003. 1:24:30me. Where
  1004. 1:24:32chat? What is this? Like a grave?
  1005. 1:24:41I didn't see him.
  1006. 1:24:47Where was he?
  1007. 1:24:52I guess it's better that I didn't see
  1008. 1:24:53him.
  1009. 1:24:56Who's talking?
  1010. 1:24:59Who is
  1011. 1:25:19I? I should get all that hay for a bread
  1012. 1:25:21stack. Yeah,
  1013. 1:25:24bro. SOMEBODY WAS WHISPERING.
  1014. 1:25:34I have so much food,
  1015. 1:25:40Chad. I have so much food.
  1016. 1:25:52I still don't know how to do it to where
  1017. 1:25:53you can like split it evenly. I still
  1018. 1:25:56don't know how to do that.
  1019. 1:26:07Yo, it's like a village.
  1020. 1:26:18A cross workbench used to craft holy
  1021. 1:26:20items.
  1022. 1:26:22Perhaps a villager could make use of it.
  1023. 1:26:26Oh my god, it's a full-on village.
  1024. 1:26:38Chad, should I trade with him?
  1025. 1:26:47>> Does he want it? I don't even know.
  1026. 1:26:51Does he want it? Actually,
  1027. 1:27:01there's no point of even killing you.
  1028. 1:27:08Oh my god, I have so chat. I have so
  1029. 1:27:10much food. I have like infinite food.
  1030. 1:27:19What the
  1031. 1:27:23I'm watching you.
  1032. 1:27:42No. Can he break through a window?
  1033. 1:27:48Okay, he left. Whoa. Mushroom cow.
  1034. 1:27:52Mushroom cow, bro.
  1035. 1:28:07What is this? What is happening to me?
  1036. 1:28:13This is a weird village, bro.
  1037. 1:28:50All right.
  1038. 1:29:06This is like the weirdest, most evil
  1039. 1:29:09village I've ever seen,
  1040. 1:29:12bro. It's just one bedroomedroom,
  1041. 1:29:14onebedroom apartments in this village
  1042. 1:29:16here. I can't find like any
  1043. 1:29:27I have so much food.
  1044. 1:29:30I have so much stuff. What are they all
  1045. 1:29:32doing?
  1046. 1:29:43When you ring the bell, they all go in
  1047. 1:29:44here.
  1048. 1:29:56I have so much stuff.
  1049. 1:30:00>> Hey, so chat, what does this eye mean?
  1050. 1:30:02Like when it's full, does it mean he can
  1051. 1:30:04fully see you?
  1052. 1:30:09>> Yeah, I have emeralds, but I don't
  1053. 1:30:10really know what I could like trade.
  1054. 1:30:19An empty map.
  1055. 1:30:40>> What was that?
  1056. 1:30:49Mushroom cow.
  1057. 1:30:55>> Bro, what even was that
  1058. 1:31:02lava pit?
  1059. 1:31:12Stop. That That was zero, Brian.
  1060. 1:31:15That was zero, Brian.
  1061. 1:31:21I'm getting off this island and
  1062. 1:31:22sleeping.
  1063. 1:31:29Chad, could I go to the Nether in this?
  1064. 1:31:32Surely, right? Just regular Minecraft.
  1065. 1:31:53Well,
  1066. 1:31:57so chat, what do I need? Just um
  1067. 1:32:00obsidian
  1068. 1:32:07and flint and steel.
  1069. 1:32:25It's a crab.
  1070. 1:32:39What could possibly even be in the
  1071. 1:32:41Nether, dude? Yo, is this obsidian or am
  1072. 1:32:44I tweaking?
  1073. 1:32:49Chad, what is this?
  1074. 1:32:52[laughter]
  1075. 1:32:52Chad, is this obsidian?
  1076. 1:33:02crying obsidian.
  1077. 1:33:07Chad, what's the difference?
  1078. 1:33:12I feel like I should go back to the
  1079. 1:33:13village and see if
  1080. 1:33:16I feel like I missed something.
  1081. 1:33:22But yeah, it is obsidian though. Yeah.
  1082. 1:33:24[snorts]
  1083. 1:33:25So, I need diamonds to farm that though,
  1084. 1:33:28right?
  1085. 1:33:32It's sad. Obsidian.
  1086. 1:33:35I need diamonds to farm that though,
  1087. 1:33:36right? Like, I can't. Boys, we should
  1088. 1:33:39mine. We should go mining in like a
  1089. 1:33:42cave. Like, I'm not even going to lie.
  1090. 1:33:44We should go mining in a cave, get
  1091. 1:33:46diamonds, and go to the Nether.
  1092. 1:33:53God, the mining in this is so OP.
  1093. 1:33:59Wait, do I have a water bucket? I could
  1094. 1:34:01make a water bucket and just get it like
  1095. 1:34:02that.
  1096. 1:34:04But no, I still need that. Um,
  1097. 1:34:07Ch, I'm still going to need that
  1098. 1:34:08freaking
  1099. 1:34:10[snorts]
  1100. 1:34:13I'm still going to need freaking
  1101. 1:34:14diamonds.
  1102. 1:34:22Cha. I just looked for a cave. Do you
  1103. 1:34:24think
  1104. 1:34:32Jinxy was here?
  1105. 1:34:44>> Chad, should I just look for a cave?
  1106. 1:34:50I'm going to kill the iron golem
  1107. 1:34:52>> just for aura purposes.
  1108. 1:35:09>> How did he
  1109. 1:35:21eat.
  1110. 1:35:23He can't swim, right? How did he hit me
  1111. 1:35:25with that?
  1112. 1:35:32He went up a block. Oh my god.
  1113. 1:35:36See, like Giannis.
  1114. 1:35:39All right, chat. Our next mission is to
  1115. 1:35:40find a cave so we can get diamonds. We
  1116. 1:35:42have a lot of other stuff.
  1117. 1:35:50What the
  1118. 1:35:54What the heck?
  1119. 1:35:56We got to find a cave, y'all.
  1120. 1:36:03What did he say? He said something. Did
  1121. 1:36:06he say hi?
  1122. 1:36:12bro. What did he say?
  1123. 1:36:16Did he say hi?
  1124. 1:36:26Can I don't wave at him? He's evil.
  1125. 1:36:31I wonder where this
  1126. 1:36:33It's kind of hard to find caves on this
  1127. 1:36:35scene.
  1128. 1:36:39I haven't really found any
  1129. 1:36:42cuz bro, if we get diamonds, we could go
  1130. 1:36:43to the Nether.
  1131. 1:36:51I have food. I have armor. What? What is
  1132. 1:36:54he saying? What is he saying?
  1133. 1:36:58What is he trying to say to us?
  1134. 1:37:03What is he saying?
  1135. 1:37:08Oh my god,
  1136. 1:37:10chat. Do you guys see what I see?
  1137. 1:37:38Chad, did I explore this? That was the
  1138. 1:37:40village, right? That was the village,
  1139. 1:37:43guys. I have to find a freaking
  1140. 1:37:50I have to find a cave.
  1141. 1:37:56I have to find a cave.
  1142. 1:38:11Oh my god, I found a cave.
  1143. 1:38:15This has to be a cave surely, right?
  1144. 1:38:18This has to be a cave.
  1145. 1:38:20Has to. Oh my god, that's a cave. Chad,
  1146. 1:38:24that's a cave,
  1147. 1:38:26guys. That is a cave. That is a cave.
  1148. 1:38:28That is a cave. That is a cave.
  1149. 1:38:33Oh, that is a cave. That is a cave.
  1150. 1:38:48Should
  1151. 1:39:17I just go
  1152. 1:39:22Let me know if you see diamonds, chat,
  1153. 1:39:27iron.
  1154. 1:39:29We could use that.
  1155. 1:40:09That scared the crap out of me,
  1156. 1:40:13bro. It's massive.
  1157. 1:40:24>> [screaming]
  1158. 1:40:50>> Chad, am I strong enough to fight him?
  1159. 1:40:51Like, could I fight him if I had to?
  1160. 1:40:54Could I?
  1161. 1:40:56Could I fight him?
  1162. 1:41:03He's not going to stop, Chad. He's not
  1163. 1:41:04going to stop.
  1164. 1:41:10We got to find diamonds in this cave,
  1165. 1:41:12boys. Like, seriously, we have to
  1166. 1:41:18not even what I wanted to do. Hold up.
  1167. 1:41:21I want to do this.
  1168. 1:41:24And then I want to do this. And I want
  1169. 1:41:26to do this.
  1170. 1:41:28And then I want to do this. And then
  1171. 1:41:31this. I need to make as many torches as
  1172. 1:41:34possible.
  1173. 1:41:36I have enough food. I can I'll be fine
  1174. 1:41:38on food.
  1175. 1:42:07Chad, should I strip mine, do you think,
  1176. 1:42:28Why are my torches flickering?
  1177. 1:42:31I'm going to strip mine.
  1178. 1:42:50Guys, why are my torches flickering?
  1179. 1:42:55Guys, what is happening?
  1180. 1:42:58Why are my torches flickering?
  1181. 1:43:29What the
  1182. 1:43:33what the
  1183. 1:43:35Literally, what the What the
  1184. 1:43:38bro?
  1185. 1:43:40Oh my god. What is this game?
  1186. 1:43:47La pis. I need diamonds though.
  1187. 1:44:34I'm safe from that side.
  1188. 1:44:49He's on me.
  1189. 1:44:51He's on me.
  1190. 1:44:58This is the most evil cave I've ever
  1191. 1:45:00seen in my life.
  1192. 1:45:05This is the most evil cave I've ever
  1193. 1:45:07seen in my life.
  1194. 1:45:26No.
  1195. 1:45:28Where am I?
  1196. 1:45:34Was that gravel? What was that?
  1197. 1:45:46I want to hug my mom.
  1198. 1:45:53He's trying to suffocate me.
  1199. 1:46:08Broken heat.
  1200. 1:46:28Feel
  1201. 1:46:45like I'm getting close to bedrock in a
  1202. 1:46:47minute here.
  1203. 1:46:57What are these sirens?
  1204. 1:47:06Check how far down I am. I can't.
  1205. 1:47:08There's no F1. Is it F3?
  1206. 1:47:13How far down is that, chat?
  1207. 1:47:15Minus 28. What's diamonds 53?
  1208. 1:47:19Chat is diamonds 53.
  1209. 1:47:21It's coming.
  1210. 1:47:27What?
  1211. 1:47:29I'm safe though. I'm in a ca I'm strip
  1212. 1:47:31mining.
  1213. 1:47:32I'm I'm strip mining. What? How could it
  1214. 1:47:34come?
  1215. 1:47:38How could he ever actually find me down
  1216. 1:47:40here? This not even makes sense.
  1217. 1:47:58Do I even need iron armor? I have so
  1218. 1:48:00much armor. Do I even need it? Do I even
  1219. 1:48:02need it? I need diamonds. [snorts]
  1220. 1:48:06I could use iron tools though, low key.
  1221. 1:48:14Bro, what is coming for me? I don't
  1222. 1:48:16understand.
  1223. 1:48:20League of Legends.
  1224. 1:48:37What is that?
  1225. 1:48:40What is that? What? Who is breaking?
  1226. 1:48:44Someone is breaking blocks next to me. A
  1227. 1:48:47person is breaking blocks.
  1228. 1:49:04Bro, he's break.
  1229. 1:49:06Someone's mining with me. Someone's
  1230. 1:49:09here. Someone's here. Someone's here.
  1231. 1:49:10Someone's here. Someone's on me.
  1232. 1:49:12Someone's on me. Someone's next to me.
  1233. 1:49:15Someone's mining right next to me.
  1234. 1:49:27Someone's mining next to me.
  1235. 1:49:30Someone's right next to me.
  1236. 1:49:33Someone's mining right next to me, chat.
  1237. 1:49:58Okay. Actually, what? What?
  1238. 1:50:08I don't want to break. I don't want to
  1239. 1:50:09mine anymore. I think I'm going to mine
  1240. 1:50:10right into him.
  1241. 1:50:22What is Bro, what is going on?
  1242. 1:50:25Literally.
  1243. 1:50:32What is that?
  1244. 1:50:37What does this mean? What is that?
  1245. 1:51:03Chest plate. Chest plate. Please,
  1246. 1:51:04please, please before this guy gets
  1247. 1:51:06here. Please, please, God.
  1248. 1:51:11Like, man, what is this game?
  1249. 1:51:16This mod.
  1250. 1:51:23What the
  1251. 1:51:29What the
  1252. 1:51:46How did he come from there? It's closed
  1253. 1:51:49off totally.
  1254. 1:51:53How did he come from there? Bro, it's
  1255. 1:51:55only a game. Relax. Shut up, dude.
  1256. 1:51:57You're not the one playing this.
  1257. 1:52:00How did he come from there?
  1258. 1:52:06Leggings, leggings, leggings, leggings,
  1259. 1:52:08leggings, leggings, leggings, please.
  1260. 1:52:53I should be at 53 soon.
  1261. 1:52:57Yus 47. I'm almost there, chat. Six more
  1262. 1:53:01blocks.
  1263. 1:53:08Is someone in my staircase?
  1264. 1:53:12Is there a person in my
  1265. 1:53:20I can't do this. My My game just froze.
  1266. 1:53:23What's happening?
  1267. 1:53:25Shaders reload.
  1268. 1:53:42I don't know who that is. Who is that?
  1269. 1:53:56He looks like me, but he's not me.
  1270. 1:54:06Interesting.
  1271. 1:54:10- 53.
  1272. 1:54:13Mortise 49.
  1273. 1:54:37No, no, no, no. Chill. Chill.
  1274. 1:54:42I should be at diamond level.
  1275. 1:54:47What? I didn't break that. I didn't
  1276. 1:54:49break that.
  1277. 1:54:58I didn't place those.
  1278. 1:55:09>> [screaming]
  1279. 1:55:30>> I'm at y -60. Should I go up?
  1280. 1:55:45He's above you.
  1281. 1:55:51Why is there so much like magma?
  1282. 1:55:56I did it, guys. I freaking found them.
  1283. 1:56:02How much? Two. Nice. Okay, we're on
  1284. 1:56:04diamond level, guys. That's really good,
  1285. 1:56:08guys. That's so good. [snorts]
  1286. 1:56:13Now, just keep digging straight.
  1287. 1:56:22Keep digging straight. Right.
  1288. 1:56:39Why is there so much sand so low?
  1289. 1:56:49I need more diamonds, right? I need one
  1290. 1:56:52more. One more and I can make a pick.
  1291. 1:57:01Chat, am I like in a volcano?
  1292. 1:57:04There's so much magma. I have four. Oh
  1293. 1:57:06my god, I have four.
  1294. 1:57:14What was that?
  1295. 1:57:17Yo. Uh, what was that?
  1296. 1:57:42I'm not me.
  1297. 1:57:53I got to head up.
  1298. 1:57:56I got to head up.
  1299. 1:58:03I can make a diamond pickaxe now. I
  1300. 1:58:06found a lava pool.
  1301. 1:58:15Chad, it's not Los. It's like a evil
  1302. 1:58:17little kid.
  1303. 1:58:21It's like a evil
  1304. 1:58:24It's a evil kid.
  1305. 1:58:45Oh god.
  1306. 1:58:51Chad, if I make a water bucket, can I
  1307. 1:58:53turn this into obsidian?
  1308. 1:58:55But I don't have a w I don't have water.
  1309. 1:59:00Hold up. Let me cook. I'm going to make
  1310. 1:59:02a bucket. I know what to do.
  1311. 1:59:08I'm going to go to the water source.
  1312. 1:59:20I just have to go to the source, guys.
  1313. 2:00:00Where's that? Diamonds. Diamonds.
  1314. 2:00:06Diamonds.
  1315. 2:00:11Diamonds.
  1316. 2:00:22Five.
  1317. 2:00:27Whose footsteps are those?
  1318. 2:00:34La piece.
  1319. 2:00:36Where is that water source?
  1320. 2:00:45Is that a turtle?
  1321. 2:00:54God, even the zombies are terrifying.
  1322. 2:01:05[screaming]
  1323. 2:01:08There are
  1324. 2:01:22found the source. Chat the source.
  1325. 2:01:32Ah,
  1326. 2:01:46it's like a zombie spawner.
  1327. 2:01:58Who just Somebody just played something
  1328. 2:02:00that wasn't me.
  1329. 2:02:08I
  1330. 2:02:17It's the kid.
  1331. 2:02:20It's the kid again. It's the kid. It's
  1332. 2:02:23the kid.
  1333. 2:02:30So chat, all I do is place the water
  1334. 2:02:31here and it turns into obsidian. Right.
  1335. 2:02:36Right.
  1336. 2:02:37Place it here. No.
  1337. 2:02:45On the stone. So chat, should I put it
  1338. 2:02:47here? Chat, put it here. Put it here.
  1339. 2:02:53How about here? How about here?
  1340. 2:03:08That was my only source.
  1341. 2:03:23One freaking obsidians.
  1342. 2:03:34[sighs]
  1343. 2:03:41I'm going to go to the Nether, but
  1344. 2:03:43[laughter]
  1345. 2:03:43[snorts]
  1346. 2:03:48Come on.
  1347. 2:03:55Did I Oh my god, I'm so stupid, Chad. It
  1348. 2:03:58burned.
  1349. 2:04:04What should I do? Should I try again
  1350. 2:04:07with another sword?
  1351. 2:04:10Chat, what should I do?
  1352. 2:04:17Yo, Chad, do you think I could go pee
  1353. 2:04:19when I die to the psychopath?
  1354. 2:04:22Could I go pee or what I die?
  1355. 2:04:27Chat, protect me. Okay, chat, protect
  1356. 2:04:30me. I'm going to go pee for like 20
  1357. 2:04:32seconds.
  1358. 2:04:39All
  1359. 2:04:43right, chat. Y'all got me.
  1360. 2:06:22Chad, am I safe? Oh my god, CHAD, YOU
  1361. 2:06:26GUYS DID GOOD. ARE WE GOOD,
  1362. 2:06:33CHAD? Good job.
  1363. 2:06:37We got to find a new water source.
  1364. 2:06:47Check game chat.
  1365. 2:06:49Look behind you.
  1366. 2:07:02A type.
  1367. 2:07:04>> [laughter]
  1368. 2:07:12>> I got to find a new water source.
  1369. 2:07:19They're shooting at each other.
  1370. 2:07:22What was that?
  1371. 2:07:25How did a goat get in a cave?
  1372. 2:07:32WHAT? I [screaming] FORGOT BABY ZOMBIE.
  1373. 2:08:03>> [screaming]
  1374. 2:08:22>> YO, this was genuinely terrifying.

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