The Presidents Go on Family Feud... — Transcript

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1. 0:00Donald you really pulled through for me
2. 0:02here when I invited you to Star on
3. 0:04Family Feud I didn't expect you to bring
4. 0:06the rest of your gang and even Drake
5. 0:08along too you got it Steve also we come
6. 0:10as a package deal wherever I go they
7. 0:12usually tail me around like my own
8. 0:14personal Sidekicks excuse me your
9. 0:16Sidekicks whenever daddy Donnie Rings
10. 0:18you know Drizzy will always be there to
11. 0:19answer the call no matter how late in
12. 0:21the night or how rainy the weather I'll
13. 0:23always be a shoulder you can lean on
14. 0:25Drake we talked about this [ __ ] I'd
15. 0:27bring you along so long as you promise
16. 0:29not to be all weird and zesty I'm sorry
17. 0:31Donnie I'll be good now I don't want to
18. 0:33rain on your parade or Steve's last
19. 0:35thing I'd want is to turn that beautiful
20. 0:36smile upside down he he's not going to
21. 0:39be like that when we start filming right
22. 0:40don't worry Steve I notified them of the
23. 0:42guidelines beforehand so we know the
24. 0:44code of conduct that's good to hear
25. 0:46don't think I've ever done an episode on
26. 0:48this Grand of a scale before although
27. 0:49you all may not be related by blood I
28. 0:51think we can tweak the rules a little
29. 0:53bit just this one time considering the
30. 0:55viewership you all will bring pleasure
31. 0:57to meet you Howie listen I'll tell you
32. 0:59I'm ready to see all those sexy broads
33. 1:00carrying their briefcases also you can
34. 1:03bet your bottom that I'm going to show
35. 1:05that Banker whose boss the banker Mr
36. 1:07President this is not Deal or No Deal
37. 1:09Joey you better take your damn
38. 1:11prescriptions you're not gonna go out
39. 1:13there lollygagging and disgrace me in
40. 1:16front of my nation all of North Korea
41. 1:18will be watching this Steve with us here
42. 1:20we'll drive your ratings through the
43. 1:22roof might even surpass the Super Bowls
44. 1:25yeah I don't know about that one Donald
45. 1:26the Super Bowl generated over 113
46. 1:29million viewers Never Say Never King if
47. 1:31all we had was doubt in our hearts then
48. 1:33no one would ever spread their wings and
49. 1:34leave their nest the [ __ ] does that even
50. 1:36mean listen here Donald I got an
51. 1:39executive producer I answer to you sure
52. 1:41he's not going to say this weird type of
53. 1:43stuff when we're out there listen Steve
54. 1:45I know show biz I wouldn't bring him on
55. 1:47if I thought he'd be a liability on your
56. 1:49show you got nothing to worry about
57. 1:50Steve I can order my generals to bot
58. 1:53viewers to boost your ratings if you
59. 1:55want Oh hell nah definitely don't do
60. 1:57that we do things clean here Kim Steve
61. 1:59baby I'm Donald freaking Trump we don't
62. 2:01need any Bots any show I'm in makes
63. 2:04prime time we're gonna go 300 million
64. 2:06views easy Steve I've been meaning to
65. 2:08ask if I slip you at 20 you think you
66. 2:11can give champagne poppy a cheat sheet
67. 2:13on some of the answers I don't do too
68. 2:15well under pressure and could use a
69. 2:16helping hand Donald I simply
70. 2:20feel comfortable bringing him onto the
71. 2:21show the show Drake does bring up a good
72. 2:23point they definitely do that for the
73. 2:26kids on are You Smarter Than A Fifth
74. 2:27Grader no 10 year old is that [ __ ]
75. 2:30smart if I do that my ass will get fired
76. 2:32I I didn't work my way up here just for
77. 2:34y'all to tear me down look no one's
78. 2:36going to cheat and no one's certainly
79. 2:38going to bribe Steve we're going to play
80. 2:40Things by the book here this is your
81. 2:41show and we'll respect that good now get
82. 2:44your acts in order gentlemen this is a
83. 2:45family-friendly show occasional curse
84. 2:48words are okay just make sure you don't
85. 2:49shout it over and over like a 13 year
86. 2:51old in a Call of Duty Lobby no slurs
87. 2:54also no politics it divides the audience
88. 2:57and drives the ratings down don't worry
89. 2:59Samuel you can count on us like how Luke
90. 3:01Skywalker counted on Aslan to bring the
91. 3:03full force of Narnia's natives down on
92. 3:05the Death Star this as you know allowed
93. 3:07the Rebellion to overload The Core
94. 3:09Reactor with the power of nature magic
95. 3:11of course this did require the integral
96. 3:14Aid of the Caped Crusader Bruce Wayne
97. 3:16who used his batarang in order to
98. 3:19collapse the right wing of Darth Vader's
99. 3:20TIE fighter this would make it so that
100. 3:22he would be unable to fire upon
101. 3:23Tinkerbell
102. 3:24who was currently in the process of
103. 3:26ferrying Luke to the reactor shaft the
104. 3:29hell Donald what kind of circus act did
105. 3:31you bring onto my show he's always like
106. 3:33this Steve don't worry about it okay
107. 3:35it's showtime now listen originally I
108. 3:37was grateful that Donald orchestrated
109. 3:39this whole Gathering but now I'm kind of
110. 3:42getting a bad feeling about this whole
111. 3:43situation so when we're out there no
112. 3:45funny business got it you'll have us all
113. 3:47on our best behavior Steve you can count
114. 3:49on that good evening everybody and
115. 3:52welcome to Family Feud I'm your host the
116. 3:54one the only Steve Harvey pleasure to
117. 3:56meet you Richard uh quiet over there for
118. 3:58this game the going is 300 points three
119. 4:00Face-Off rounds three questions the team
120. 4:03with the most points overall moves on to
121. 4:05the fast money round all this to win
122. 4:07loads of cash is the grand prize and the
123. 4:10chance at a brand new car the hell is
124. 4:12that Steve Brand New My Ass Family Feud
125. 4:14struggling for views that's a 2015 model
126. 4:17Donald settle down over there tonight we
127. 4:20got a good one we got the best one we
128. 4:22have are you sure you want to refer to
129. 4:24yourselves as this announce it for all
130. 4:26to hear Richard uh no I am not Richard
131. 4:28Dawson I am Steve but all right we got
132. 4:30the team of melanin Steelers facing off
133. 4:32against the team of champagne poppies
134. 4:34give me Drake give me Donald let's start
135. 4:36the game
136. 4:37the hell
137. 4:39hey hey knock that [ __ ] off Drake we're
138. 4:42at Family Feud Drake not Coachella oh
139. 4:44come on let him sing I'm sorry King
140. 4:46sometimes when I have a mic near my lips
141. 4:49I just can't resist the urge to usher in
142. 4:50a melody or two I'll do anything to
143. 4:52brighten up the day of the beautiful
144. 4:53ladies in the crowd [ __ ] life skin
145. 4:55[ __ ] I swear Mr
146. 4:58oh [ __ ] listen up y'all give me Donald
147. 5:00give me Drake let's get this going top
148. 5:03five answers on the board hey there
149. 5:04again Daddy uh I mean Donnie Gentlemen
150. 5:06please we surveyed 100 men and women
151. 5:09name someone or something you should
152. 5:11stop sleeping with as you grow older
153. 5:13Drake I'm gonna have to say 21 Savage
154. 5:16Steve the rapper when we're in the
155. 5:18studio he's like a stallion in heat but
156. 5:20he's not the type to settle down
157. 5:21champagne poppy can't keep sprinting
158. 5:23forever Stevie okay offlease
159. 5:31it's all right Drake nice try Drake you
160. 5:33better get the number one answer Donald
161. 5:35don't [ __ ] this up Kim pipe down over
162. 5:38there Donald you have the floor I'm
163. 5:40gonna answer with your wife your wife as
164. 5:43you grow older you should stop sleeping
165. 5:44with your wife no not my wife Steve
166. 5:47yours what the hell all right I swear if
167. 5:50this answer is on the board someone's
168. 5:51got some explaining to do my wife
169. 5:55that's what I'm talking about Donald
170. 5:57we're gonna play Steve all right melanin
171. 5:59Steelers you're off to a good start so
172. 6:01far 86 points still left in the round
173. 6:04Joe four answers on the board okay I
174. 6:07won't let you boys down give me pop
175. 6:08music for 600. what the Mr President
176. 6:11this is not Jeopardy oh okay sorry
177. 6:13Stevia uh all right listen we surveyed
178. 6:15100 men and women name something or
179. 6:18someone you should stop sleeping with as
180. 6:19you grow older Joe you should be the
181. 6:21expert on this category Steve did you
182. 6:23know this guy was alive during World War
183. 6:25II actual fossil Donnie please I'm
184. 6:28trying to focus okay let's go with Mr
185. 6:30Biggles Mr Biggles is your answer he was
186. 6:33the name of my little teddy bear I had
187. 6:35back when I was six
188. 6:37oh of course I didn't stop sleeping with
189. 6:39him until only last year when Jill made
190. 6:41me you slept with a stuffed animal till
191. 6:43you were 79. yep that bear was in the
192. 6:45White House yep Jesus all right well
193. 6:48let's go with Mr Biggles
194. 6:50oh wow hooray nice job Joe hell [ __ ]
195. 6:53yes that's what we love to see Joseph
196. 6:55hey hey calm down there Kim ah Shucks
197. 6:58looks like they may take the round I'm
198. 7:00sorry I screwed up back there guys no
199. 7:02need to apologize Drake We're just here
200. 7:03to have some fun Barry's Right Drake
201. 7:05don't be so hard on yourself it's still
202. 7:07anyone's game cope however you want
203. 7:09George this is what we call a skill
204. 7:13s like Kim please we ask that all our
205. 7:16contestants show professional courtesy
206. 7:18to one another all right all right I
207. 7:20apologize that will be my final Outburst
208. 7:22good now let's hear your answer I'm
209. 7:24gonna go with your Samurai sword good
210. 7:26answer good answer I don't know what the
211. 7:27hell you good answering Donald I don't
212. 7:29know any damn kid with a sword but all
213. 7:31right show me samurai sword
214. 7:36[ __ ] kind of people you surveying Steve
215. 7:38that was a good answer hey that's enough
216. 7:40of that all right Donald three answers
217. 7:42left on the board one strike Donnie what
218. 7:44about whoa whoa hey
219. 7:49please don't slap me like you did to
220. 7:51Chris Rock what the Donald just give me
221. 7:53your damn answer all right Steve I'm
222. 7:55gonna go with the pacifier good answer
223. 7:57Donald all right I'll give you that one
224. 7:58that's not too bad show me pacifier
225. 8:01good stuff Donald you do North Korea
226. 8:04proud all right Joe two answers left on
227. 8:06the board okay I'm gonna go with a soup
228. 8:08can good answer good answer the [ __ ]
229. 8:10kind of answer is that Joey a soup can
230. 8:12now you listen here
231. 8:14back during the Great Depression Nana
232. 8:16couldn't afford a nice fluffy pillow for
233. 8:18me an old eczema Eric because of this we
234. 8:21would often have to resort to sleeping
235. 8:22on Soup cans in order to avoid having
236. 8:25our heads on the floor of course this
237. 8:27was a very dangerous time if you had
238. 8:28your head on the floor then you ran the
239. 8:31risk of the leprechauns entering your
240. 8:32ear canal and hijacking your brain with
241. 8:34your cerebellum under their control they
242. 8:36would then force you to return back to
243. 8:38their nest after stealing old printing
244. 8:40press Peter's groceries it's up there
245. 8:42Steve Soup cans up there
246. 8:45um all right show me soup can
247. 8:50put your act together one more mishap
248. 8:53like that and I'll make sure you won't
249. 8:54make it back to the White House Kim we
250. 8:56do not make threats here on Family Feud
251. 8:58another outburst like that and Jesus
252. 9:02Drake knock it off sound crew cut that
253. 9:05motherfucker's mic off unless his team
254. 9:07gets control of the round Heavenly God
255. 9:09Almighty give me the strength to host
256. 9:11this damn game all right Kim two answers
257. 9:13on the board two strikes if you get this
258. 9:15wrong then champagne Papas will be able
259. 9:17to take control of the question and
260. 9:19steal all of your points that's not
261. 9:21gonna happen Steve I'm gonna bring this
262. 9:23baby home good cause I'm trying to get
263. 9:25my ass out of here too what's your
264. 9:26answer all right I'm gonna go with
265. 9:27children it's children yeah you know as
266. 9:31you grow older it becomes weird if you
267. 9:32sleep next to children I mean look what
268. 9:34happened when Michael Jackson hey all
269. 9:36right that's enough of that show me
270. 9:37children or don't I don't even know
271. 9:39anymore
272. 9:40dad I hope you're proud of old Kimmy
273. 9:43cakes what kind of weirdos are they
274. 9:45showing this survey to all right Donald
275. 9:47one answer left on the board reel this
276. 9:49baby home name something or someone you
277. 9:51should stop sleeping with as you grow
278. 9:52older Steve if I think we can all agree
279. 9:54that melanin Steelers has this round in
280. 9:56the bag my answer is your parents thank
281. 9:58God a logical answer survey says
282. 10:01wow Donnie nice job good [ __ ] [ __ ]
283. 10:04Donald thanks guys it's all right guys
284. 10:06there's still two more rounds we can
285. 10:07turn this back around no problem even if
286. 10:09we don't I'm just glad to be invited by
287. 10:12you guys drizzy's Day always is brighter
288. 10:14when the presidents give him a ring a
289. 10:16ding oh I don't sweat it Drake we'd love
290. 10:17to have you hang out with us more take
291. 10:19note it's over there losers because this
292. 10:21is how you win the game Kim I already
293. 10:23warned you several times next outburst
294. 10:25and I'll start deducting points all
295. 10:27right that's our first round everybody
296. 10:28melon and Steelers taking the lead with
297. 10:3194 points but it's still anyone's game
298. 10:33give me Joe give me Barack and let's get
299. 10:35into round two well hey there Barry hi
300. 10:37Joe some friendly sportsmanship I like
301. 10:39it you suck Barack security next time
302. 10:41that [ __ ] talks out of line I want
303. 10:43you to tase him top five answers on the
304. 10:45goddamn board gentlemen we asked 100 men
305. 10:48and women give me a boy's name that
306. 10:49starts with the letter h
307. 10:51Steve I'm going to go with Hercules
308. 10:53Hercules is the first thing that came to
309. 10:55your mind good answer Papa Bear Mama
310. 10:57Bear's just right over here if you need
311. 10:58me hey I thought we cut that
312. 11:00motherfucker's mic off all right show me
313. 11:02Hercules
314. 11:05oh come on Hercules is clearly a boy's
315. 11:07name Mr President it may be a boy's name
316. 11:09but unfortunately that was not one of
317. 11:11the popular answers on the survey Joe
318. 11:13your turn let's go with Haagen-Dazs the
319. 11:15ice cream brand yep surely someone out
320. 11:18there has named their kid after the
321. 11:19Heavenly delicious Frozen Sensation that
322. 11:22is ice cream all right if you say so
323. 11:24survey says
324. 11:26oh
325. 11:28Joseph I'm gonna ah sorry Mr Presidents
326. 11:31since neither of you guessed a popular
327. 11:33answer let's bring out the next two
328. 11:35contestants give me George and uh wheel
329. 11:38out Kim on a gurney or something
330. 11:43I can't feel my legs I did say that this
331. 11:46would happen Kim I thought you said you
332. 11:48didn't make threats here on Family Feud
333. 11:50that's right we don't make threats we
334. 11:52make guarantees gentlemen give me a
335. 11:54boy's name that starts with the letter H
336. 11:55I can't reach the buzzer George okay uh
337. 11:59I think I'm gonna go with h Bush huh
338. 12:01can't go wrong with papa's name the
339. 12:03answer you want to submit is H bush not
340. 12:06what the H in his name stood for H bush
341. 12:08I feel like I'm in a damn simulation
342. 12:10survey says
343. 12:14Kim give me your answer and please
344. 12:16Christ almighty don't let it be some
345. 12:17sort of weird societal taboo or some
346. 12:19nonsensical gibberish all right this
347. 12:21one's for all the marbles I'm gonna go
348. 12:23with hail Hydra hail Hydra yeah good
349. 12:26answer good answer shut the [ __ ] up
350. 12:30phrase
351. 12:31if you uncultured fool in North Korea
352. 12:34hail Hydra is one of the most common
353. 12:36names for boys it has to be on the board
354. 12:38whatever Hail Hydra
355. 12:43damn you Americans with your strange
356. 12:44names I can't believe this is actually
357. 12:46happening The Prompt is to literally
358. 12:48just give me a boy's name that begins
359. 12:50with the letter H and none of you all
360. 12:52have succeeded so far all of you besides
361. 12:54Drake managed to run a nation at some
362. 12:56point how is that possible it's a tricky
363. 12:58one Steve you think you have the right
364. 13:00answer on the ropes but then just like
365. 13:03tricycle Tiffany it escapes the tip of
366. 13:05your tongue
367. 13:07let me ask you all something
368. 13:09are y'all [ __ ] crazy give me
369. 13:11Donald and give me Drake let's get this
370. 13:12over with gentlemen you know the drill
371. 13:14just give me a damn name please
372. 13:18Donald Steve I'm going to thank my
373. 13:19Gardener for this one brilliant man
374. 13:21honest hard-working man love him to
375. 13:23death sounds good let's hear it his name
376. 13:26is Jose Jose that's right Steve solid
377. 13:28name honest man good answer good answer
378. 13:30let me ask you something Donald shoot
379. 13:32how you spell his name what you want me
380. 13:35to tell you what two plus two is while
381. 13:37I'm at it too I mean Jesus get a little
382. 13:40culture in you Steve or take an ethnics
383. 13:42course or something it's spelled j-o-s-e
384. 13:44okay and you're aware The Prompt wants a
385. 13:47boy's name that starts with the letter H
386. 13:48what are you a parrot I heard it the
387. 13:51first time come on let's see it on the
388. 13:52board
389. 13:56rigged no wonder your ratings are going
390. 13:58down the [ __ ] I'm gonna have a stroke
391. 14:00Drake please save the day give me a
392. 14:02boy's name that begins with the letter H
393. 14:04I'm gonna go with Hector Steve Jesus I
394. 14:06said wait what did you say I said Hector
395. 14:08Steve Hector yes excellent good see why
396. 14:11couldn't the rest of y'all make as much
397. 14:12sense as Drake God bless you Drake
398. 14:14finally we can see an answer on the
399. 14:16board with a J huh Hector with a J Steve
400. 14:19damn why didn't I think of that with a J
401. 14:21Drake
402. 14:23do you hate me no of course not I love
403. 14:25everyone Stephen hate isn't in my
404. 14:27vocabulary but Hector is it's up there
405. 14:29Steve I know it I'm gonna end it all
406. 14:34right listen up freaks I just got word
407. 14:37from the man upstairs the Lord is
408. 14:39speaking to you Steve
409. 14:41the showrunners in an unprecedented
410. 14:44Split Decision due to unfathomable
411. 14:46cartoonish levels of idiocy bordering
412. 14:48racist ignorance displayed by both teams
413. 14:51the showrunners are deciding to skip
414. 14:53this round's question and even the next
415. 14:55round quite frankly it is unbelievable
416. 14:58that the one time we see astronomical
417. 15:01levels of naivety and incomprehensible
418. 15:04denseness it comes from none other than
419. 15:07the people that run our nation we've had
420. 15:09wrestlers on here High School dropouts
421. 15:11controversial celebrities crackheads you
422. 15:13name it but congratulations because you
423. 15:16guys are the only people in this Show's
424. 15:18entire history to have been able to
425. 15:20muster the combined disastrous
426. 15:22ingredients of stupidity toxicity and
427. 15:24most likely mental illness and fashion
428. 15:27it in a way to where this episode was
429. 15:28able to reach its full Apex of
430. 15:30nonsensical calamity
431. 15:33is that good Steve okay we're moving
432. 15:35melon to
433. 15:38melanin to try their hand
434. 15:40in ending the show oh hooray we did it
435. 15:42guys nice job boys now all we need to do
436. 15:45is to get 200 points in this round and
437. 15:47we'll win I'm relying on you two since I
438. 15:49was unjustly incapacitated I don't think
439. 15:52I'm mentally fit for this round my brain
440. 15:54feels like it was put through a blender
441. 15:55after being electrocuted by Palpatine's
442. 15:57testicle zapper don't worry Kim Donald
443. 16:00and I have this you better I want that
444. 16:02car Joey in the United States that car
445. 16:05may be eight years behind the production
446. 16:06line but in North Korea that model is
447. 16:09top quality we're still assembling 2007
448. 16:12car models to this date Jesus all right
449. 16:15Kim we'll get you that car Donald let's
450. 16:17get you into this round first Joe go
451. 16:18backstage and we'll call you out after
452. 16:20Donald is finished okie dokie all right
453. 16:22Donald you ready for this Steve I was
454. 16:24born ready God practically brought me
455. 16:26into this world with all of my physical
456. 16:28and mental attributes maxed out
457. 16:30Intelligence being at the Forefront
458. 16:32whatever you say 20 seconds on the clock
459. 16:34get me the hell out of here that's
460. 16:35plenty of time Steve I'll have all the
461. 16:37answers out by the time the stopwatch
462. 16:39hits the 18 second Mark that's literally
463. 16:41impossible but all right name and
464. 16:43activity you'd do if you were bored ring
465. 16:45up Stormy Daniels
466. 16:47all right hey don't encourage that
467. 16:49behavior name an insect you wouldn't
468. 16:50hesitate to kill if you found it in your
469. 16:52house a DOTA player what the never mind
470. 16:54name the first thing you do if you
471. 16:56caught a burglar in your house I'd let
472. 16:58the Draco sing and fill him with holes
473. 17:00like he's SpongeBob on gang Donald
474. 17:03name a show modern teenagers love to
475. 17:04watch well it definitely isn't Family
476. 17:06Feud Steve eight seconds on the clock
477. 17:08Donald all right all right Game of
478. 17:10Thrones before season five to be precise
479. 17:12that's a good answer yeah the later
480. 17:14seasons did suck name away people
481. 17:15communicated before texting came along
482. 17:17with the telephone
483. 17:20hey he didn't do half bad good job
484. 17:22Donnie good stuff Donald all right
485. 17:24Donald let's see how you did I said Name
486. 17:25an activity you do if you were bored you
487. 17:27said ring up Stormy Daniels yep gotta
488. 17:29change up the pace every now and then
489. 17:31survey says
490. 17:34not bad not bad next I asked you name an
491. 17:37insect you wouldn't hesitate to kill if
492. 17:38you found it in your house you said good
493. 17:40answer good answer survey says what the
494. 17:43hell kind of survey is this Steve that
495. 17:45answer should be number one Donald can
496. 17:47you be quiet for once next I asked name
497. 17:50the first thing you do if you caught a
498. 17:51burglar in your house you said let the
499. 17:54Draco sing and fill him with holes like
500. 17:55he's SpongeBob a reasonable course of
501. 17:58action survey says
502. 18:01so when Donnie wins the 20K he's
503. 18:04treating us to a fine dining Steakhouse
504. 18:06right keep dreaming Barack I'm using my
505. 18:09cut of that 20K on some Clash of Clans
506. 18:11gems Town Hall level 9 here I come I
507. 18:14asked name a show modern teenagers love
508. 18:16to watch
509. 18:17you said Game of Thrones seasons one to
510. 18:20four Steve don't forget that survey says
511. 18:24only 15 people Steve what kind of idiots
512. 18:26did you show this survey to She-Hulk
513. 18:29apologists with a cumulative IQ of six
514. 18:31pipe down Donald God damn you talk a lot
515. 18:33finally I asked how did people
516. 18:35communicate before texting came along
517. 18:38you said telephone I swear Steve if the
518. 18:41number isn't above 40 I'm filing a class
519. 18:43action lawsuit against whoever is doing
520. 18:45these surveys you ain't gonna do [ __ ]
521. 18:47Donald survey says
522. 18:49[Applause]
523. 18:53all right let's bring out Joe and start
524. 18:55the second round come on Joseph no need
525. 18:58to worry you're a smart fella this is no
526. 19:00time to get the heebie-jeebies oh but
527. 19:02what if I let down Kim and Donald what
528. 19:04will they say Joey you cost me that car
529. 19:06and you'll wake up to the sound of every
530. 19:08missile from North Korea's Arsenal
531. 19:10heading straight for DC they should have
532. 19:12casted me as Manny for Ice Age I can put
533. 19:15on a much better Mammoth voice than Ray
534. 19:17Romano ah I'm gonna have a panic attack
535. 19:19Joe time for your round now oh [ __ ] come
536. 19:22on Joe you can do this so Donald my
537. 19:24birthday's coming up now that you're
538. 19:26about to win 20K what are you thinking
539. 19:28of getting me I'm not buying you
540. 19:29anything
541. 19:30if you want prize money and you should
542. 19:33have come up with a better answer than
543. 19:34Hercules oh shut up Donald you went with
544. 19:37your answer even after spelling it out
545. 19:38for Steve listen
546. 19:40it didn't click at the time but I think
547. 19:42I redeemed myself with the fast money
548. 19:44round Joe only has to get 51 points
549. 19:46that's practically only an answer or two
550. 19:48you guys think he can do it he better I
551. 19:50want that car I'll look like a rock star
552. 19:52riding that down
553. 19:54look he's coming out
554. 19:56oh Joe how you doing you feeling okay I
555. 19:58feel like I'm gonna have a heart attack
556. 19:59good now listen Donald
557. 20:01140
558. 20:03Force meaning that you only
559. 20:07oh geez I don't like the pressure can I
560. 20:09phone a friend Mr President I haven't
561. 20:11even asked a question yet now listen
562. 20:13things are going to be a bit tougher now
563. 20:14so we'll give you 25 seconds on the
564. 20:16clock oh [ __ ] you got this Joe just
565. 20:19breathe buddy good luck Joe Joseph if
566. 20:21you don't
567. 20:23uh never mind good luck all right Mr
568. 20:25President Name an activity you do if you
569. 20:27were bored uh sleep name an insect you
570. 20:29wouldn't hesitate to kill if you found
571. 20:31it in your house uh a rattlesnake Jesus
572. 20:34I Surrender Mr President that was not an
573. 20:36insect try again uh an ant name the
574. 20:39first thing you do if you caught a
575. 20:40burglar in your house well I'd kindly
576. 20:42ask Barack to leave the hell's that
577. 20:44supposed to mean Joe name a show modern
578. 20:46teenagers love to watch The Golden Girls
579. 20:48name away people communicated before
580. 20:50texting came along cave paintings
581. 20:53all right Joe you feel satisfied with
582. 20:55your answers no I want to go home
583. 20:57excellent first I asked you Name an
584. 20:59activity you'd do if you were bored you
585. 21:01said sleep survey says
586. 21:04oh wow hooray good job buddy good one
587. 21:07Joe he's off to a good start North Korea
588. 21:09Smiles upon you Joey Good Start Joe
589. 21:11melanin Steelers almost has this in the
590. 21:13bag 40 points away oh goodness next I
591. 21:16asked you name an insect you wouldn't
592. 21:18hesitate to kill if you found it in your
593. 21:19house you said an aunt yep they may be a
594. 21:23great spicy bacony snack but leave too
595. 21:25many of them roaming about and you'll
596. 21:27find a horde of them in your house soon
597. 21:29enough survey says
598. 21:32holy [ __ ] nice one Joe home stretch Joe
599. 21:35you're doing it buddy ant was the number
600. 21:37one answer next I asked you name the
601. 21:39first thing you do if you caught a
602. 21:40burglar in your house you said well why
603. 21:43would Barack try to rob me anyways I
604. 21:45thought we were friends survey says
605. 21:48call 9-1-1 was the number one answer
606. 21:50uh-oh it's okay it was just one answer
607. 21:53he can still bring this home next I
608. 21:56have to watch you
609. 21:57[Music]
610. 21:59user can resist the hit Sensation that
611. 22:01is the Golden Girls survey says
612. 22:04stranger things was the number
613. 22:06one well it's not really a surprise Joe
614. 22:07didn't get that one I'm honestly
615. 22:09surprised he didn't name something older
616. 22:11to be honest like Charlie Chaplin or
617. 22:12something Joe you have one question left
618. 22:14on the board you need two points to reel
619. 22:16this baby home how you feeling I can't
620. 22:18stand the anxiety I feel like I'm gonna
621. 22:20cry good stuff that's what we like to
622. 22:22hear finally I asked you name away
623. 22:24people communicated before texting came
624. 22:26along you said cave paintings oh joy
625. 22:29this brings me back to how I asked out
626. 22:30my first girlfriend you asked her out by
627. 22:32painting on a cave yep Jesus are you
628. 22:35part of The Flintstones family just
629. 22:37exactly how old are you survey says
630. 22:39no I was so close damn one point off
631. 22:42nice try Joe I'm not gonna give up that
632. 22:45easily That's all folks we want to thank
633. 22:47the presidents for you're not denying me
634. 22:49of my car Steve Jesus how do you get the
635. 22:51keys security you are
636. 22:54force on it Asian driver coming through
637. 22:56[ __ ]
638. 22:59[ __ ] your game Steve I'm riding this
639. 23:01baby all the way back to Pyongyang
640. 23:05[Music]
641. 23:08please remain calm emergency medical
642. 23:10personnel are on their way remain seated
643. 23:12help is on route
644. 23:15all you had to do was get one point Joe
645. 23:16I know Barry I know
646. 23:18hmm what if I told you boys Kim's felony
647. 23:21here today is not the most interesting
648. 23:23thing to have happened to us is it
649. 23:24finally time to go back and kick ass you
650. 23:26finally reached out to you who are you
651. 23:28guys talking about Elon he needs our
652. 23:30help ooh can champagne poppy tag along
653. 23:32for the fun sorry Drake but this
654. 23:34operation is on a need to know basis
655. 23:35only uh you bunch of Party Poopers