The Only 5 TRUE Adams to Ever Live.. — Transcript

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1. 0:00There are only five atoms in this world
2. 0:02by God look. All right guys, if you guys
3. 0:04don't know what an atom is, an atom is a
4. 0:07term from the looks maxing world. It's
5. 0:09basically the very peak pinnacle version
6. 0:12of man. So it's like above Chad, you
7. 0:15know, it's above good looking. I am
8. 0:18commonly referred to as a Chad
9. 0:20and then you got atoms, right? A true
10. 0:22atom is
11. 0:24you know, it's
12. 0:25it's like
13. 0:26very very very rare. Like one in 10
14. 0:29million, right? So I'm very curious who
15. 0:32this guy thinks is the five atoms in the
16. 0:36world. And at the end I'll give I'll
17. 0:37give you I'll give you mine, why not? So
18. 0:38let's get to popping.
19. 0:40>> [music]
20. 0:43>> I'm going to mute it just in case this
21. 0:45is a copyrighted music. All right, we
22. 0:47got Vasily Stepanov.
23. 0:50He's a Russian
24. 0:51former actor, very good looking guy.
25. 0:55God [snorts] damn, he is a stud. Not
26. 0:56going to lie, bro.
27. 1:00My man, is he a true atom though?
28. 1:03I don't know, man.
29. 1:07He has a a slightly bulbous nose.
30. 1:12And
31. 1:14I don't know. I have to see more of his
32. 1:15teeth. His teeth like I think I see a
33. 1:17small tooth gap there. He might have
34. 1:20[ __ ] up teeth.
35. 1:21Obviously he's a stud.
36. 1:27Okay. I think I think I can confidently
37. 1:30call him an atom. Yeah, he's
38. 1:34He's a Yeah, he's
39. 1:36I'm hard over here. Just kidding.
40. 1:42We got Jordan Barrett, the golden boy
41. 1:45himself.
42. 1:46This was like prime Jordan like five
43. 1:49years ago. I think he was the number one
44. 1:51male model in the world on models.com.
45. 1:55[ __ ] golden hair of the gods. Then he
46. 1:59started starve maxing and got People
47. 2:02think he got buckle fat pad removal.
48. 2:05I'm not so sure about that because if
49. 2:07you see pictures of his physique, he was
50. 2:10just as lean physique-wise. He very He
51. 2:13very well might have just
52. 2:16been so skinny that his face looked
53. 2:20skinny, too.
54. 2:23Yeah, so here's a good here's a good
55. 2:24picture of uh
56. 2:27of that facial feat What is Okay, what
57. 2:29the [ __ ] is this [ __ ] They're literally
58. 2:31trying to sell me
59. 2:33I don't know.
60. 2:35Whatever. Yeah, so a lot like if you
61. 2:37asked to if you were to ask a woman or
62. 2:39like a normie, they'd probably think
63. 2:40this looks scary and alien-esque, but I
64. 2:42like it. I think it's a noble look. Did
65. 2:44he look better before? Yeah, but I also
66. 2:46like this as well. I'm a I'm a sucker
67. 2:48for strong jawlines. Um and if you want
68. 2:50to grow yours, you can you can chew
69. 2:52jawline chewing gum. It's a 10x strength
70. 2:54chewing gum. I'll link some down below
71. 2:55if you're interested.
72. 2:56>> [snorts]
73. 2:57>> Now back to the Let's get back to the
74. 2:58video. So yeah, Jordan, all right, cool.
75. 3:00Fine. Very well.
76. 3:04You know [ __ ] it's too quiet. Let's just
77. 3:07We'll take the L if we have to.
78. 3:13>> [music]
79. 3:16[snorts]
80. 3:16>> All right, so we got Jordan Barrett.
81. 3:18That's number two, Adam. Cool. I'll take
82. 3:21it. I like it. I like it. He's one of my
83. 3:23faves. Who you got next?
84. 3:26All right, Alain Delon.
85. 3:31I'm going to have to disagree with you
86. 3:32there.
87. 3:35>> [music]
88. 3:35>> Alain Delon.
89. 3:39He's a good-looking guy, don't get me
90. 3:40wrong, but he was He's He's like
91. 3:43What's the term? Not not a victim of the
92. 3:46times, but like he's propped up by the
93. 3:48times because back then not many people
94. 3:51were that good-looking, but nowadays
95. 3:54there's many guys that are just as just
96. 3:56as good-looking if not better-looking
97. 3:58than Alain Delon. Like
98. 4:00Alain [snorts] Delon literally looks
99. 4:01like Conrad from The Summer I Turned
100. 4:03Pretty.
101. 4:09Right? Like
102. 4:11not exactly, but like you you get the
103. 4:13point I'm making. Like very similar in
104. 4:15looks. But then you got guys out there
105. 4:17like Wyatt Angman. This is a buddy of
106. 4:19mine.
107. 4:22Look at this [ __ ]
108. 4:24Look Look at this [ __ ] So, he
109. 4:26has dimorphism, you know, which Alain
110. 4:28Delon lacks.
111. 4:30He's got a bit of a soft, you know,
112. 4:32rounded jaw, whereas, you know, there's
113. 4:34there's other guys out there that all
114. 4:35have all the
115. 4:36the pretty elements that Alain has with
116. 4:38the eyes, the eyelashes, the eyebrows,
117. 4:40and whatnot. But yeah, they also have
118. 4:42the dimorphism of the jaw and the
119. 4:44cheekbones, right? So, this is why it's
120. 4:47then
121. 4:48uh then you got guys like
122. 4:51Nick Truelove, who I think is is one of
123. 4:53the most slept-on models. Check this guy
124. 4:56out, bro.
125. 4:58>> [music and singing]
126. 5:00>> Like come on.
127. 5:02Stud.
128. 5:10He's like a better-looking Sam Sneed.
129. 5:12So, you get what I'm talking about. Like
130. 5:13this guy uh
131. 5:14like Nick mog's Alain to death, bro.
132. 5:17Like simple as.
133. 5:18>> [snorts]
134. 5:19>> But
135. 5:20he his aura carries. His aura carries
136. 5:22for sure. You can't deny that. So, hey.
137. 5:25Or maxing, boys.
138. 5:36>> [music]
139. 5:39>> Also, bro, anybody looks like 10 times
140. 5:41better if you turn up the
141. 5:43the blue tint, make their eyes pop, turn
142. 5:45up the contrast, the saturation a little
143. 5:47bit, you know, and the smoothing effect,
144. 5:50like come on.
145. 5:54How do I do this effect in my videos?
146. 5:56All right, so Alain Delon,
147. 5:58uh
148. 5:59I'm going to have I'm going to have to
149. 5:59stop you there, chief. Uh-uh, no, he was
150. 6:02just he was
151. 6:0310 out of 10 for his time, but nowadays
152. 6:06still good-looking guy, clearly, but I'd
153. 6:08put him in Chad status.
154. 6:10Definitely not uh
155. 6:12definitely not Adam.
156. 6:14All right, who got next? [music]
157. 6:16Hey yo, Chico.
158. 6:24Same deal, man. Like very good-looking
159. 6:26guy, very very
160. 6:29very handsome, pretty boy looks,
161. 6:32but he just lacks that little bit of
162. 6:35dimorphism with the bone mass, right? He
163. 6:37just
164. 6:40Like if you look at him now, no hate to
165. 6:42him, Chico Lachowski
166. 6:46today.
167. 6:49Like
168. 6:51you know,
169. 6:53still good-looking guy, still a handsome
170. 6:54guy, but like
171. 6:58still handsome guy, but
172. 7:00his bone mass just didn't hold up his
173. 7:03facial structure
174. 7:04like some other guys have the privilege
175. 7:07of. Other guys such as
176. 7:11Henry Cavill.
177. 7:13Right? [snorts] Like the strong jaw
178. 7:14continues to pull the cheeks in tight.
179. 7:17Like the nose it has it does it's not
180. 7:19that perfectly symmetrical, beautiful,
181. 7:22straight,
182. 7:23you know, feminine nose. It's got this
183. 7:25little bit of widening towards the top
184. 7:27and then comes out and flares out a bit
185. 7:30and has small indents here, right? Which
186. 7:33lends to a more masculine, more
187. 7:34dimorphic look rather than, you know,
188. 7:36some of these other guys where it's
189. 7:38perfectly straight and pretty. So, Henry
190. 7:40Cavill, I'm a I'm a slide in here. I'm a
191. 7:42slide him in there instead of Chico.
192. 7:44Sorry.
193. 7:46So, yeah. Sorry about it. Can't let it.
194. 7:49All right, who we got next? Who we got
195. 7:50next?
196. 7:52I'm on the edge of my seat over here.
197. 7:55This is the gayest [ __ ] ever.
198. 7:58He's a He's a stud though, man. God
199. 8:00damn. Oh, I should have known.
200. 8:03Jon-Erik Hexum.
201. 8:05>> [clears throat]
202. 8:06>> The American actor from the
203. 8:09I want to say like '60s.
204. 8:12Very good-looking guy.
205. 8:18Okay.
206. 8:20I'll buy it. I'll buy it. Yeah.
207. 8:22Very dimorphic. Has some more
208. 8:25animated, more rounds characteristics.
209. 8:28Man, he looks like a ch-
210. 8:30I was going to say Chad right there, but
211. 8:33Right, yeah. Chad plus at least.
212. 8:38Dude, what was with like people in the
213. 8:40old times where their hair just looks
214. 8:41like fried and dead all the time? Did
215. 8:44they just blow dry like six times a day?
216. 8:46Is that what I mean?
217. 8:51Like you see that all the time in the
218. 8:52[ __ ] like Jerry Seinfeld era.
219. 8:57>> [music]
220. 8:58>> Yeah, so
221. 8:59Jon-Erik Hexum, absolutely stone-cold
222. 9:03stunner.
223. 9:04Voice max.
224. 9:06>> Have you ever considered a career in
225. 9:08modeling?
226. 9:11Should I ask?
227. 9:14It makes no sense at all. And it's very,
228. 9:15very, very boring. And I didn't want to
229. 9:17do it. I was always going to get out and
230. 9:18and go to New York and be an actor. And
231. 9:20I decided that after a while that I
232. 9:21really ought to hurry up and do that.
233. 9:23So, as soon as I graduated went right to
234. 9:24New York.
235. 9:24>> Voice filled. But anyways, let's uh
236. 9:27I think uh that's it, yeah. As much as
237. 9:29I'm like a big Jon-Erik Hexum guy,
238. 9:32there's just like something a little bit
239. 9:34off. I don't know what it is, man.
240. 9:41>> [music]
241. 9:42>> I think it might be the shape of his
242. 9:43mouth.
243. 9:45Like it doesn't come to a nice sloped
244. 9:48tight ending on the sides. It's It's
245. 9:51kind of like blunt on the sides or
246. 9:53something like that.
247. 9:56Anyways, Chad nonetheless.
248. 10:01>> [music]
249. 10:04>> Yeah, it's like this like little pinched
250. 10:05pocket right here or something.
251. 10:09All right, yeah. So,
252. 10:11that's a fair list. That's a fair list.
253. 10:13I'mma add one more in there. I'mma take
254. 10:15out Alain Delon.
255. 10:18[ __ ] who do I Who do I take out for
256. 10:19Alain? All right, I'm going to take out
257. 10:20Alain Delon.
258. 10:22And I'mma slide in Henry Cavill for him.
259. 10:26Okay? Then I'm going to take out Chico.
260. 10:28Sorry, Chico. Love you, bro.
261. 10:32>> [sighs]
262. 10:35>> And I think I got to slide in Matt
263. 10:36Bomer. I think I got to slide in Matt
264. 10:37Bomer, man. Sorry.
265. 10:40Damn, are we only ever going to have one
266. 10:41blonde guy in there? Hey, at least we
267. 10:42got Jordan. We'll take it. We'll take
268. 10:44it. But uh here's Matt Bomer,
269. 10:46if you guys don't know. And these these
270. 10:47pictures don't even do him justice, man.
271. 10:49If you see him
272. 10:51like acting, normally people look better
273. 10:53in still photos, but he looks even
274. 10:55better in video. He's a famous actor, by
275. 10:58the way.
276. 11:00And
277. 11:01his physique is is pretty lit. So.
278. 11:04>> [sighs]
279. 11:05>> Yeah, there's my top
280. 11:07There's my top five. Runners-up
281. 11:10Runners-up, I'd go Nick Truelove.
282. 11:14Our boy here.
283. 11:15And uh
284. 11:17Trevor Signorino.
285. 11:20Good-looking guy, but also by far the
286. 11:23best physique out of any of them.
287. 11:26So.
288. 11:29Yeah.
289. 11:30There's my list, fellas.
290. 11:32Definitely the gayest video you'll see
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