The Muppet Show - 319: Elke Sommer - Backstage #3 (1979) — Transcript

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1. 0:00yeah they're for you
2. 0:02um
3. 0:11how many languages do you speak oh about
4. 0:13six oh that's amazing no not really you
5. 0:18have people in your show who speak
6. 0:19several languages we do sure how about
7. 0:22the Swedish Chef oh yeah how about him
8. 0:25well doesn't he speak English and
9. 0:27Swedish I don't think so
10. 0:30you mean that he's not bilingual I think
11. 0:33the Swedish Chef is non-lingual
12. 0:36however you know something there is
13. 0:38another person in your show who speaks
14. 0:40another language that's
15. 0:42who speaks French not half bad oh well
16. 0:45look let me tell you a secret
17. 0:49the only French she knows is what she's
18. 0:51read off a perfume label
19. 0:54I didn't know that yeah it's true I
20. 0:57don't believe it oh yeah you
21. 0:59oh hi Miss Piggy we were just talking
22. 1:01about you
23. 1:03[Music]
24. 1:04oh yeah hey look I'd like you to meet
25. 1:06elky summer Miss Piggy elky summer
26. 1:09um
27. 1:16foreign
28. 1:52um
29. 1:57not finished yet
30. 2:01oh yes you see I don't know what you're
31. 2:05talking about
32. 2:06what do you mean I was trying to speak
33. 2:08in your native tongue swinese
34. 2:13commonly known as chewing the fat
35. 2:21yes
36. 2:29foreign
37. 2:38[Applause]
38. 3:13can't you watch closely from further
39. 3:15away
40. 3:18you can't be a master Carpenter if you
41. 3:21lose your nerve
42. 3:26okay here we go
43. 3:32I think you're Mr Carpenter if you lose
44. 3:34your hammer