The most underrated part of a good day is dropping a good deuce in the AM!! @MatthewMcConaughey — Transcript

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1. 0:00So, what's your take? The most
2. 0:01underrated
3. 0:02part of a good day
4. 0:05is dropping a good deuce.
5. 0:06>> 100% agree. 100% agree.
6. 0:08>> Maybe like a tad bit of talk.
7. 0:10>> Look how serious this is.
8. 0:11I'm with you. I'm making eye contact.
9. 0:13>> The credit we've got to give to the
10. 0:14digestive system. I mean, you get a half
11. 0:16inch taller.
12. 0:18Mind's clear.
13. 0:20Thoughts are clicking. Eyes get bluer.
14. 0:22>> Eyes get bluer.
15. 0:24Me, too.
16. 0:24>> Eyes get more brown.
17. 0:26>> to give you a confession today. Usually
18. 0:28I wake up, I do that I do that little
19. 0:30dance on the porcelain throne. I do the
20. 0:33little dance. I get up. I feel good
21. 0:35about myself. Today, I woke up really
22. 0:38late.
23. 0:39And right now, I'm stuffed. I'm full I'm
24. 0:41filled up.
25. 0:42>> Well, I got a confession to make with
26. 0:43you.
27. 0:43>> Oh, no.
28. 0:44>> I flew in from the West Coast. I had a
29. 0:46bunch of plane flights getting here. I
30. 0:47didn't sleep that well last night,
31. 0:49either. I am yet to have [clears throat]
32. 0:51my visit. So, this could be a bit
33. 0:53contemptuous here between
34. 0:56>> This may not go smoothly, this
35. 0:57conversation. Cuz you get a little If
36. 0:59you have
37. 1:00>> yet.
38. 1:00>> I get a little bit of an edge.
39. 1:01>> Yeah, you get a little tense. Watch it.
40. 1:04>> You ever traveled? Flown a long trip and
41. 1:07landed and 24 hours went by? 48 hours
42. 1:10went by. So, you're working into that
43. 1:1272nd hour and you're going, "This is not
44. 1:14good."
45. 1:14>> This is not good at all.
46. 1:15>> This is not good.
47. 1:16>> Nope.
48. 1:16>> The world's not getting the best of me.
49. 1:18>> And I have I would venture that most
50. 1:19people agree.
51. 1:20>> Everyone agree on the
52. 1:22value of a great morning deuce.
53. 1:25>> Day two's a problem.
54. 1:26>> Day two's a problem?
55. 1:27>> Yeah, when we get to day two, we got a
56. 1:28problem.
57. 1:29>> [laughter]
58. 1:30>> Yeah, day three, you get rid of the
59. 1:33belt. You get You get the baggy pants.
60. 1:35You just walk around a little bit. Bend
61. 1:36over. You're about 2 inches shorter than
62. 1:37you used to be.
63. 1:38>> Day three, I'm eating broccoli.
64. 1:39>> Probably do need to do more than that.
65. 1:41>> I don't know what else to do.
66. 1:42>> Tough duty.
67. 1:43>> Duty.
68. 1:44>> Tough duty.
69. 1:45>> Tough duty.
70. 1:46>> Tough duty.
71. 1:50>> [music]