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  1. 0:00So, think about this question, yeah?
  2. 0:03Your life depends on it.
  3. 0:04>> Yeah.
  4. 0:04>> What do you call someone who speaks two
  5. 0:06languages?
  6. 0:07>> A foreigner.
  7. 0:11Is that all right?
  8. 0:12>> Okay, you explain to everybody watching
  9. 0:14at home how you got to foreigner.
  10. 0:16>> Someone from a different country who
  11. 0:17speaks a different language as well.
  12. 0:20>> Do you speak two languages?
  13. 0:21>> Yeah, I speak Bengali and speak English.
  14. 0:23>> So, what would you they What would they
  15. 0:24call you?
  16. 0:25>> Foreigner.
  17. 0:29>> What country are we in?
  18. 0:34Europe. I sound so stupid right now.
  19. 0:38What's the capital of Canada?
  20. 0:40>> Uh Montreal.
  21. 0:42Well, it depends. There's no Vancouver,
  22. 0:44British Columbia, but it's Montreal and
  23. 0:45there you have to uh learn French. Do
  24. 0:47you want me to speak French? Je
  25. 0:48m'appelle Paris, j'habite à Rochdale.
  26. 0:50Comment allez-vous?
  27. 0:52>> Oh.
  28. 0:53What what um what continent is Argentina
  29. 0:56in?
  30. 0:57>> Europe.
  31. 0:59>> How did you get to Europe?
  32. 1:01>> On an airplane.
  33. 1:02See, uh Europe is a continent, not a
  34. 1:04country. There's lots of countries in
  35. 1:05Europe.
  36. 1:06>> Mhm, okay.
  37. 1:07>> Next question.
  38. 1:07>> What is half of 1,300?
  39. 1:10>> Uh
  40. 1:11>> What is half of 1,300?
  41. 1:15>> 17.
  42. 1:19>> How did you get to 17?
  43. 1:20>> It was half and half, innit? 1750.
  44. 1:23>> Name one country in the UK.
  45. 1:27>> Country.
  46. 1:28[ __ ] hell, yeah, the place. Um
  47. 1:35Coventry.
  48. 1:39>> Okay, so name one element in the
  49. 1:40periodic table.
  50. 1:42>> Dog.
  51. 1:46>> Is England a country or a city?
  52. 1:48>> Continent.
  53. 1:53>> How did you get to continent? If you
  54. 1:54could explain it.
  55. 1:56>> Um I I know. It's just I've always told
  56. 1:59it's a continent, so
  57. 2:02>> So, what's uh
  58. 2:04what's uh the UK?
  59. 2:06>> It's a city.
  60. 2:07>> Okay. Okay. And last question, name one
  61. 2:09country in Africa.
  62. 2:11>> Africa's not a country.
  63. 2:13>> And okay, and why why is it not a
  64. 2:14country?
  65. 2:15>> Cuz it's a continent.
  66. 2:18I don't know.
  67. 2:20>> So, is Africa is Africa a country, yes
  68. 2:22or no?
  69. 2:24>> Yes.
  70. 2:26I was watching you this morning.
  71. 2:28>> Do you know what's 10*2?
  72. 2:30>> 12.
  73. 2:33>> And what's 10*3?
  74. 2:35>> 40.
  75. 2:36>> And what's 10*4?
  76. 2:38>> 40.
  77. 2:39>> And what's 10*5?
  78. 2:40>> 40.
  79. 2:41>> And what's 10*6?
  80. 2:43>> I'm going to let me have a quick little
  81. 2:44chat.
  82. 2:44>> No worries. Have a good day, brother.
  83. 2:46Yeah. Smashed it. Take care.
  84. 2:52What's the largest internal organ in the
  85. 2:54human body?
  86. 2:56>> Brain.
  87. 3:00>> How did you get to brain?
  88. 3:02>> You know.
  89. 3:03>> What do you think?
  90. 3:06>> Of course I have a brain.
  91. 3:08>> So, how did you get to brain?
  92. 3:11>> Well,
  93. 3:13that's as far as my uh
  94. 3:17uh
  95. 3:18early education is concerned, cuz
  96. 3:22the brain is covers quite
  97. 3:24a chunk of your skull.
  98. 3:26And I I don't
  99. 3:28I don't see any other part.
  100. 3:31>> Which what organ do you think's larger,
  101. 3:32the liver or or the brain?
  102. 3:34>> Well, I think it's the brain.
  103. 3:37>> Name a four-digit number.
  104. 3:40>> Four.
  105. 3:42>> Name a five-digit number.
  106. 3:44>> Five.
  107. 3:44>> Name a six-digit number.
  108. 3:45>> Six.
  109. 3:46>> Name a seven-digit number.
  110. 3:47>> Seven.
  111. 3:49>> Name an eight-digit number.
  112. 3:51>> Eight.
  113. 3:51>> Name a nine-digit number.
  114. 3:52>> 109.
  115. 3:54>> And last question, name a 10-digit
  116. 3:55number.
  117. 3:56>> 10.
  118. 3:57>> Tell them to
  119. 3:57>> subscribe.
  120. 3:59>> Subscribe.
  121. 4:00>> No. No.
  122. 4:01>> Okay, don't subscribe, then. Name one
  123. 4:02country in Africa.
  124. 4:06>> Jamaica.
  125. 4:07>> Sorry?
  126. 4:08>> Jamaica.
  127. 4:09>> How did you get to Jamaica?
  128. 4:10>> A plane, bro.
  129. 4:13>> What is the grammatical term for words
  130. 4:15like he, she, or they?
  131. 4:17>> Them.
  132. 4:18>> Sorry?
  133. 4:18>> Them.
  134. 4:19>> Why Why them?
  135. 4:20>> Cuz it could be anybody could be it.
  136. 4:22>> What do you mean?
  137. 4:24>> Come on.
  138. 4:25Well, she could be a she.
  139. 4:27He could be a he.
  140. 4:29Uh
  141. 4:31You know, everybody.
  142. 4:33You know, it's just word in general,
  143. 4:35isn't it?
  144. 4:36If you want to gather people together,
  145. 4:38it's called them, isn't it?
  146. 4:39>> Yeah.
  147. 4:40>> So, that means they're all mixed.
  148. 4:42You know, men, women, children,
  149. 4:44whatever.
  150. 4:45As As a gang.
  151. 4:47Them as a gang. You know what I mean?
  152. 4:51>> So, what's a verb?
  153. 4:53>> What What's a Yeah, what's a verb?
  154. 4:56>> I don't know. It's uh
  155. 5:00I just said people in general.
  156. 5:02It's uh
  157. 5:04Just general general people in it.
  158. 5:08I'm not into all this uh
  159. 5:10You know,
  160. 5:12interview rubbish and all that. Cuz
  161. 5:14they're stupid questions.
  162. 5:17>> What's What's the capital of Italy?
  163. 5:19>> Capital city is London.
  164. 5:35Do we need a smile?
  165. 5:39>> What's the capital again?
  166. 5:41>> London.
  167. 5:49>> How did you get to London?
  168. 5:51>> Train.
  169. 5:52>> What What are you good at?
  170. 5:55What subjects are you good at?
  171. 5:56>> Uh the governments.
  172. 5:58>> Hm?
  173. 5:58>> The governments.
  174. 5:59>> What do you mean by the governments?
  175. 6:00>> Like conspiracies.
  176. 6:02>> Okay, It's a theories. Okay. And then
  177. 6:03what's one mad conspiracy theory that
  178. 6:05you could share to the public watching
  179. 6:06at home?
  180. 6:07>> Shh.
  181. 6:08>> Um
  182. 6:11Everything you know
  183. 6:13is a lie. Don't believe everything you
  184. 6:14see on social media.
  185. 6:16>> Like what? Give us one example of it.
  186. 6:18>> Um I would like to say like
  187. 6:20how much people say
  188. 6:22immigration affects the country. When in
  189. 6:25reality, there's other things that
  190. 6:26affect the country a lot more than just
  191. 6:28immigration. And that's just one of many
  192. 6:30things.
  193. 6:30>> Mhm. Okay, so just to finish it off,
  194. 6:32what's 2*2*2?
  195. 6:34>> 2*2 is 4*2 is 16.
  196. 6:38Why you just staying I see what you do.
  197. 6:39You just stay with the camera and just
  198. 6:40make sure like
  199. 6:43>> How did you get to 16?
  200. 6:45>> 2*8.
  201. 6:472*2 is 4*2
  202. 6:50is 16.
  203. 6:53>> And what's 4*4?
  204. 6:55>> 16.
  205. 6:56>> Okay. So 4*2 is 16 and 4*4 is 16.
  206. 7:00>> I don't know what you're doing here.
  207. 7:02>> What is the 13th letter of the alphabet?
  208. 7:09N.
  209. 7:12How did you get to N?
  210. 7:14>> Because obviously A B C D E F G
  211. 7:18H
  212. 7:19Wait, what is
  213. 7:20>> [ __ ] How many zeros are in the number
  214. 7:221,888?
  215. 7:24>> Six.
  216. 7:24>> Sorry?
  217. 7:24>> Six.
  218. 7:25>> 1,888.
  219. 7:27>> got a clue.
  220. 7:32>> What country is New York located in?
  221. 7:35>> America.
  222. 7:36>> What's the capital of America?
  223. 7:38>> Washington.
  224. 7:40>> Sure?
  225. 7:41>> Yes.
  226. 7:42>> Who's the current president of the USA?
  227. 7:44>> Trump.
  228. 7:45>> Who's the current prime minister of the
  229. 7:46UK?
  230. 7:48>> Andy Burnham.
  231. 7:49>> What's an adjective?
  232. 7:50>> A describing word.
  233. 7:51>> What's 7*6?
  234. 7:53>> 6*
  235. 7:557 uh
  236. 7:5841? 42?
  237. 8:00>> Correct. So what's the capital of
  238. 8:01Australia?
  239. 8:03>> Uh Canberra.
  240. 8:04>> What's the capital of Spain?
  241. 8:06>> Madrid.
  242. 8:07>> What's 4*4?
  243. 8:09>> 16.
  244. 8:09>> Correct. Thank you for your time,

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