The Loud House DIY Disasters For 15 MINUTES! 🔨 | Nicktoons — Transcript

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1. 0:04foreign
2. 0:13Miguel and Todd are literally so
3. 0:16annoying
4. 0:19okay let's see if we can crack this
5. 0:21together attach the bottom step to the
6. 0:24side rail using a flathead screwdriver
7. 0:28here we go that's a Phillips head
8. 0:30screwdriver this is a flat head there's
9. 0:32more than one type of screwdriver
10. 0:35okay cool I got this well honey that's a
11. 0:40screw not a nail oh well how was I
12. 0:42supposed to know that okay don't get
13. 0:45frustrated why don't we just forget
14. 0:46about the screws and just try wood glue
15. 0:49instead okay
16. 0:51here open this and put on a nice fine
17. 0:54bead of glue along the seam
18. 1:02good at this
19. 1:03okay Lincoln I'll tell you what why
20. 1:07don't I build it and you can just watch
21. 1:09How I do it that sounds great let's do
22. 1:13that guys this looks so good we should
23. 1:16literally be interior designers
24. 1:20hey guys
25. 1:22why are you painting the bathroom my
26. 1:24least favorite color a duh we all voted
27. 1:27on it at a sibling meeting remember so
28. 1:30based on the leftover paint in the
29. 1:32garage our options are pink
30. 1:34or black
31. 1:36favorite pink hi
32. 1:39we all agree pink it is
33. 1:42sigh well I wasn't there but of course
34. 1:45as usual no one noticed oh come on
35. 1:49exaggerate much
36. 1:53sorry I didn't notice you
37. 1:55oh you guys watching
38. 1:58fun but how can you even hear it
39. 2:06[Music]
40. 2:20Hey Dad
41. 2:22are you okay oh yeah just a little stiff
42. 2:26in the joints not getting any younger oh
43. 2:29you just need an adjustment come here no
44. 2:31no no no no no no no no I can uh I can
45. 2:33walk it off
46. 2:40foreign
47. 2:44[Music]
48. 2:50[Music]
49. 2:56no no no no no I'm just dehydrated
50. 3:02see much better
51. 3:09hey loons Let's Jam a llama ding dong
52. 3:12[Music]
53. 3:14pups I'm trying to catch some z's I got
54. 3:17school tomorrow come on which is more
55. 3:20important school or rock and roll well
56. 3:23when you put it that way
57. 3:38here's your dinner Lincoln thanks Mom
58. 3:41hey will you help me with my science
59. 3:43project I have to build a volcano sure
60. 3:46honey just give me five minutes Lenny
61. 3:48and I are gonna practice putting on
62. 3:49makeup
63. 3:50hey Dad can you help me with my volcano
64. 3:53sure son just give me five minutes while
65. 3:55I give Lynn some baseball pointers
66. 3:57and there's your first pointerlin never
67. 4:00play ball in the house we're doing much
68. 4:02better Lenny but you're still venturing
69. 4:04into clown territory mom can we work on
70. 4:07my volcano now oh five minutes honey I
71. 4:10promised Lori I'd take a magazine quiz
72. 4:11with her but I could really use some
73. 4:13help
74. 4:14dad can you five more minutes pal I
75. 4:16promise Luna I'd help her lay down some
76. 4:18funky grooves
77. 4:23five minutes Lincoln I mean Lana
78. 4:29wow in a family as big as mine getting
79. 4:32attention from your parents is no easy
80. 4:34thing
81. 4:35how am I ever gonna finish this
82. 4:38wow it's finished your volcano is
83. 4:41awesome Clyde I fear not Elder sibling I
84. 4:44can help you with your waitressing woes
85. 4:46frankly I could use the challenge it
86. 4:48only took me seconds to solve the puzzle
87. 4:50on the young humans menu BRB
88. 4:57Lisa Marie where are you going with my
89. 4:59good zester Santa's watching please
90. 5:02secure these to your back
91. 5:04oh robotic waitress arms they bounce
92. 5:08plates feature a built-in Pepper Mill
93. 5:10and condiment dispenser and the best
94. 5:12part is their voice activated much like
95. 5:14your smartphones wow Lisa thank you so
96. 5:17much I hope they hear you well in the
97. 5:19meantime may I request a booster seat
98. 5:21coming right up
99. 5:23can we get our bill Pepper Mill coming
100. 5:26up wait never makes me laugh
101. 5:32got it
102. 5:35condiments coming right up
103. 5:53[Music]
104. 5:55or that works too hey Lenny what are you
105. 5:59doing going back to making Lori's bed
106. 6:01nice craftsmanship but you can't give up
107. 6:04on driving it was my fault you didn't
108. 6:06pass the test maybe I'm just not meant
109. 6:09to be behind the spinny thingy you know
110. 6:11no see my video game approach was all
111. 6:14wrong let me try a different method okay
112. 6:18lesson one preparing to drive oh you're
113. 6:20teaching Lenny to drive score can I help
114. 6:23I'm sick of sanding Laurie's calluses
115. 6:26thanks Lynn me too I can't write another
116. 6:30poem for Bobby I've run out of words
117. 6:32that rhyme with babe thanks Lucy
118. 6:35[Music]
119. 6:39all right guys we need to set it up like
120. 6:42a real car
121. 6:46s guys Luna's bass drum is the break
122. 6:50and luanne's whoopee cushion is the
123. 6:52acceleration
124. 6:53accelerator don't you mean gas
125. 6:57get it this golf clubs the gear shift
126. 7:00the wreath is the steering wheel car
127. 7:03horn turn signal and oh these keys are
128. 7:06well the keys got all that
129. 7:10sure great
130. 7:13okay first fasten your seatbelt
131. 7:18that was easy next check your mirrors
132. 7:20why do I look bad no no no no I meant to
133. 7:24stop the car I can't drive in this
134. 7:25hideous condition oh that's better
135. 7:30here are the plans for the dresser and
136. 7:33here are all your materials if you need
137. 7:35anything just taller
138. 7:39yeah no
139. 7:42Clyde come in play Hey Lincoln what's up
140. 7:45I have a code forest green I'm at Mrs
141. 7:47Johnson's house and I have to build a
142. 7:49dresser ASAP you know Lincoln I hate to
143. 7:51be that guy but maybe you should have
144. 7:54built the step stool in the first place
145. 7:55then Mrs Johnson could have seen that
146. 7:57you're no expert and she would have
147. 7:58never asked you to build a dresser oh my
148. 8:00gosh Clyde you're right Shoulda Coulda
149. 8:02Woulda oh gee I'm sorry I didn't mean to
150. 8:05make you feel bad no Clyde the store we
151. 8:08can just go there right now and buy a
152. 8:10dresser ah
153. 8:12this is gonna cost me my last few months
154. 8:14of allowance but it's gotta be done
155. 8:21[Music]
156. 8:27I really gotta remember to bring his
157. 8:29birdhouse home from school
158. 8:30[Music]
159. 8:44thank you
160. 8:46[Music]
161. 8:56oh we're here
162. 8:59they let me out Bobby's coming over to
163. 9:02study and I only have three hours to get
164. 9:04ready
165. 9:10is it letter
166. 9:12Lori's right with 11 kids four pets and
167. 9:16two parents who insist on fixing
168. 9:17everything themselves our house is a bit
169. 9:19of a how do I put this nicely disaster
170. 9:22you've got the faulty wire pressure
171. 9:27I'll go borrow some water from
172. 9:29Charleston
173. 9:35and the creaky floorboards
174. 9:37[Music]
175. 9:44Lenny Luanne don't forget about the
176. 9:47rotting wood
177. 9:49Luna then there's the clunky furnace
178. 9:56well Captain after 13 weeks of careful
179. 9:58construction your ship is finally ready
180. 10:05and the crummy TV signal
181. 10:08[Music]
182. 10:12s
183. 10:13wait wait that's perfect
184. 10:19and the doorknob situation dang it dang
185. 10:24it dang it dang it dang it dang it dang
186. 10:28it
187. 10:30and I feel like there's something I'm
188. 10:32leaving out yeah right the mailbox
189. 10:35according to 16 and a half magazine this
190. 10:38pimple patch should vanish your zit in
191. 10:40five seconds or less hit me
192. 10:43[Music]
193. 10:45one
194. 10:49did it work of course it didn't work we
195. 10:52in the scientific Community refer to
196. 10:54these ludicrous claims as Malarkey but
197. 10:58don't fret I've got your back
198. 11:01[Music]
199. 11:04yeah is this safe in the hands of a
200. 11:09skilled professional like me you have
201. 11:11nothing to worry about
202. 11:14[Music]
203. 11:18dang it Oopsy Daisy this skilled
204. 11:21professional owes you a scrunchie
205. 11:24remember for a new month
206. 11:30faster you want to sweat that nasty
207. 11:33pimple out or what are you sure this is
208. 11:36gonna work
209. 11:37Marvel's older cousin said it does so it
210. 11:39has to be true
211. 11:42ah wait Margo's cousin also said the
212. 11:46Jaguars were going to win the title this
213. 11:47year and they beefed it again yeah sorry
214. 11:51spirits of skin care take this cookie I
215. 11:55mean human heart in exchange for the
216. 11:58removal of luanne's pimple
217. 12:04oh sorry Luanne the spirit seemed to be
218. 12:08busy yeah
219. 12:10[Music]
220. 12:14it was meat reduces swelling for bug
221. 12:15bites so maybe it works for pimples too
222. 12:19no Charles
223. 12:28how's the water pressure Honey great I'm
224. 12:31loving waterfall mode
225. 12:33[Music]
226. 12:35whoops forgot about my kid trap
227. 12:40uh huh do you remember the door code uh
228. 12:44uh-uh you said it was one of the kids
229. 12:45birthdays I know but but which kid
230. 12:50too many password attempts access
231. 12:52blocked Rita I need your help I I locked
232. 12:55us in what hold on
233. 12:59um Lynn
234. 13:02wow you weren't kidding about that water
235. 13:04pressure maybe I can pry the door open
236. 13:06with this toothbrush
237. 13:10Feinstein honey wait don't forget we
238. 13:13wired the vents Ryan
239. 13:15dang it forgot about that security
240. 13:17measure what are we gonna do
241. 13:20Lisa
242. 13:22what's going on
243. 13:25Mom pops help we're locked in what are
244. 13:29you doing in your closet probably just
245. 13:31hanging
246. 13:33why the preponderance of security
247. 13:36devices never mind that just get us out
248. 13:39break the door down if you have to now
249. 13:41you're talking in gang wave
250. 13:45[Applause]
251. 13:50why is there water in your closet why is
252. 13:53there a bathroom in your closet
253. 13:55ah you you didn't know about it oh no it
254. 13:59was weird uh care to explain
255. 14:02we didn't want to wait in line anymore
256. 14:04so we built our own bathroom and we kept
257. 14:07it a secret from you guys which was
258. 14:09wrong yeah and we're always telling you
259. 14:11kids to be patient and wait your turn
260. 14:12and here we cheated the system and put
261. 14:14ourselves first
262. 14:16we're really sorry to make it up to you
263. 14:18you guys can use the new bathroom
264. 14:20anytime too bad there isn't much of a
265. 14:23bathroom to use anymore
266. 14:25nah you can fix it you just need a new
267. 14:28subfloor and new tiling
268. 14:30and a total repive
269. 14:34Miss Johnson I just wanted you to know
270. 14:36that I made a step stool I don't expect
271. 14:38you to change my grade I only did it to
272. 14:40prove to myself that I could
273. 14:43actually I haven't done the grading yet
274. 14:46of you for giving it a try I can tell
275. 14:48how hard you worked there's blood all
276. 14:51over this actually that's ketchup maybe
277. 14:54barbecue sauce well I think I'm gonna
278. 14:56give you a pass
279. 14:58[Music]
280. 15:04hold it five minutes girls we're helping
281. 15:07Lincoln now
282. 15:09it's finished and drum roll please
283. 15:15three two one