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  1. 0:14[music]
  2. 0:22[bell]
  3. 0:23[music]
  4. 0:28And today we'll see record High
  5. 0:29temperatures in Elmore with a sweltering
  6. 0:31122Β° F. I guess the term is no longer
  7. 0:34global warming. It's global burning.
  8. 0:37>> Dude, it's so hot that I'm sweating this
  9. 0:38right out.
  10. 0:39>> I don't have sweat. Go ahead. Give me
  11. 0:41some.
  12. 0:41>> Ah, that's better. Gross. But better.
  13. 0:49>> ICE CREAM TRUCK.
  14. 0:51>> QUICK. IT'S NOT GOING TO BE THERE for
  15. 0:52long.
  16. 0:52>> But I have no shoes. I'm losing an inch
  17. 0:54with every step.
  18. 0:57STOP. What are you doing?
  19. 1:00>> Just one, please.
  20. 1:01>> There you go.
  21. 1:02>> Thanks.
  22. 1:04>> Brazil.
  23. 1:09>> Do something. I'm melting here.
  24. 1:11>> Oh, come on. Don't exaggerate.
  25. 1:14>> One ice cream, please. Good sir.
  26. 1:16>> Since you're such a polite boy and you
  27. 1:17guys are my last customers, this one's
  28. 1:19on the house.
  29. 1:20>> Mother, is it not ironic we get free
  30. 1:22food when clearly we can afford to pay
  31. 1:23for it? [laughter]
  32. 1:25AH, LISTEN IT. I'M CROSSING
  33. 1:29>> TREES, YOU HOODLAMS.
  34. 1:30>> WHAT FOR?
  35. 1:31>> JAYWALKING.
  36. 1:32>> OH, give us a break, man. We just wanted
  37. 1:34an ice cream.
  38. 1:37>> I don't care. You're getting a ticket.
  39. 1:40>> Man, really?
  40. 1:41>> I'm sorry, but that's law, kid. Crime is
  41. 1:43a slippery slope. If I turn a blind eye
  42. 1:46on the smallest misdemeanor, before you
  43. 1:47know it, the whole society falls apart.
  44. 1:50Especially in this heat.
  45. 1:51>> Well, I understand your cop. I mean,
  46. 1:52it's obviously not your job to be cool.
  47. 1:54What do you mean not cool? All kids
  48. 1:56think cops are cool.
  49. 1:58>> Not really.
  50. 1:59>> Yeah, we're more into privileged rap
  51. 2:00stars that pretend to be hardcore.
  52. 2:02>> That is ridiculous. Cops are cool.
  53. 2:04That's what I wanted to be when I was a
  54. 2:05kid. Okay, get in the car. I'll show
  55. 2:08you.
  56. 2:09>> Hold on.
  57. 2:11>> What are you doing?
  58. 2:12>> We're just pretending to be handcuffed.
  59. 2:13Sorry. I just don't want anyone to think
  60. 2:14we're friends WITH YOU.
  61. 2:16>> I WANT MY PHONE CALL. DO YOU MIND
  62. 2:17PUSHING MY HEAD DOWN?
  63. 2:18>> THERE'S NO JAIL THAT CAN HOLD ME.
  64. 2:20>> JUST GET IN.
  65. 2:24MOTHER, think of you the heat that drove
  66. 2:26those two poor urchins to climb.
  67. 2:27>> No, dear. It's public school.
  68. 2:31>> Dude, can you scratch my nose?
  69. 2:34>> You're not handcuffed. And he doesn't
  70. 2:36have a nose.
  71. 2:37>> Oh, yeah. Right. Uh, so what's so cool
  72. 2:39about being a cop?
  73. 2:40>> Well, I file a lot of reports. I write
  74. 2:42parking tickets. I stop for lunch. I
  75. 2:43give some people directions. I file some
  76. 2:45more reports. I write some parking
  77. 2:46tickets. I make a report on all the
  78. 2:48reports I filed.
  79. 2:51>> Sorry, you were so boring. And we
  80. 2:53thought the car was moving and uh didn't
  81. 2:55expect to have to explain it. Uh please
  82. 2:57continue.
  83. 2:58>> Help me out here, guys. What do I have
  84. 2:59to do to prove to you that cops are
  85. 3:01cool?
  86. 3:07[laughter]
  87. 3:08>> See, it's not that hard to have a good
  88. 3:10time. All you HAVE TO DO IS A SHOOT.
  89. 3:12THEY'RE COMING BACK DOWN. LET'S FAIL.
  90. 3:15>> OH, WAIT. You forgot to drive through
  91. 3:16the boxes.
  92. 3:17>> Oh, yeah. I always WANTED TO DO THAT.
  93. 3:21>> [laughter]
  94. 3:21>> SO, WHAT OTHER COOL STUFF can you do?
  95. 3:23>> I can commandeer any vehicle I want.
  96. 3:26>> Any vehicle?
  97. 3:27>> Anything.
  98. 3:29>> I guess I can't complain. It is a
  99. 3:31spaceship.
  100. 3:32>> I can make it more interesting.
  101. 3:33>> How?
  102. 3:42It hurts. It hurts.
  103. 3:49wishes.
  104. 3:50>> Wow, I forgot you guys had those. What
  105. 3:52else can you do with them?
  106. 3:54>> Wow.
  107. 4:06[laughter]
  108. 4:16Hello.
  109. 4:22>> [screaming]
  110. 4:30>> Look, Billy, Elanor's finest, risking
  111. 4:32their lives to protect our freedom.
  112. 4:36>> That's a SIGN OF LAW ENFORCEMENT.
  113. 4:39>> THAT'S A sign of law enforcement.
  114. 4:41>> OH MAN, I TAKE it all back. Cops are
  115. 4:44cool.
  116. 4:44>> Yeah, that was really fun. W. What do
  117. 4:46you mean, W? We're just getting started.
  118. 4:56>> DID YOU SAY THAT,
  119. 4:57>> DUDE? LOOK AT your car. What are we
  120. 4:58going to do?
  121. 4:59>> Oh, that's not a problem for a cop.
  122. 5:02Stop. I come and dear this vehicle.
  123. 5:10And that, sir, is exactly why you need
  124. 5:12to wear a seat belt. Come on, guys. Get
  125. 5:14in the car.
  126. 5:15>> Uh, this doesn't feel right.
  127. 5:17>> ALARM. GET IN THE CAR.
  128. 5:20>> HELP. POLICE.
  129. 5:24>> False alarm.
  130. 5:26>> Help. Ambulance.
  131. 5:31[laughter]
  132. 5:33[screaming]
  133. 5:36>> It's right. It's right. It's right.
  134. 5:38[screaming]
  135. 5:43>> [screaming]
  136. 5:45>> I don't want to be a bus kill, but isn't
  137. 5:47all this a bit too much?
  138. 5:48>> I think what Darwin is politely trying
  139. 5:50to say is,
  140. 5:51>> "HAVE YOU LOST YOUR GOSH DARN MIND?"
  141. 5:57>> DARN, I missed every single one of them.
  142. 6:03>> Dude, I know you just want to show
  143. 6:04you're cool, BUT WHERE'S THE LIMIT?
  144. 6:07MAYBE. WAY. I TRIED WITH your eyes
  145. 6:08closed and your hands in the air, too.
  146. 6:10>> Ah, great idea.
  147. 6:14>> No, no. You try TO USE REVERSE
  148. 6:16PSYCHOLOGY.
  149. 6:17>> CAN SOMEONE say reverse? [screaming]
  150. 6:20[cheering]
  151. 6:30>> Please, I'm begging you. Someone's going
  152. 6:31to get hurt unless you stop breaking the
  153. 6:33law.
  154. 6:33>> Don't worry, kid. NOTHING CAN HAPPEN. I
  155. 6:35AM THE LAW.
  156. 6:46OH, THANK GOSH IT'S THE OLD stroller
  157. 6:48full of trash trick. [laughter]
  158. 6:52[crying]
  159. 6:56>> MISUSE OF YOUR POLICE SIREN. UNLAWFUL
  160. 6:58DISCHARGE OF YOUR WEAPON. ABSOLUTE
  161. 6:59DISREGARD FOR TRAFFIC REGULATION. GRAND
  162. 7:01THEFT AUTO. ASSAULT WITH A MOTORIZED
  163. 7:03VEHICLE. BABY MISSING. MY SAND CAST HAS
  164. 7:05GOT A JELLY MUG HERE AND THERE'S NO ONE
  165. 7:06TO SCOOP UP THE DICE. I'M BLOWING UP FOG
  166. 7:08HORN, BUT THE ONLY THING COMING OUT OF
  167. 7:10IT IS HOT FOAM. AM I MAKING MYSELF
  168. 7:12CLEAR?
  169. 7:14>> Not really.
  170. 7:14>> I'm taking your badges.
  171. 7:16>> We don't work for the police.
  172. 7:17>> OH, THEN I'M TAKING YOUR BADGE. YOU'RE
  173. 7:20FIRED.
  174. 7:22>> What is wrong with me?
  175. 7:24>> Don't blame yourself, man. Maybe it was
  176. 7:25the Heat. If by heat, you mean you,
  177. 7:27Gumball?
  178. 7:28>> Hey, you're the one who SAID HE WAS
  179. 7:29ABOUT AS cool as world music.
  180. 7:31>> I did.
  181. 7:32>> That's all right, kid. It's true. No, it
  182. 7:34isn't. Wait, yeah, it isn't. But who
  183. 7:36will protect our freedom? Who will make
  184. 7:38sure that society doesn't fall apart?
  185. 7:40Who will keep the streets safe for every
  186. 7:42man, woman, and child? WHO WILL MAKE
  187. 7:44SURE THAT WE NEVER lose control of our
  188. 7:46destiny? Not the cool hero we want, but
  189. 7:50the petty, uptight, [screaming]
  190. 7:52and boring.
  191. 8:00Oh,
  192. 8:02>> you need to get your job back.
  193. 8:04[sighs]
  194. 8:05>> No, I don't have it in me.
  195. 8:07>> Well, what if someone were to jaywalk?
  196. 8:11>> It wouldn't matter,
  197. 8:12>> wouldn't it? I remember a certain pastry
  198. 8:15who once told me that if one turns a
  199. 8:16blind eye in the smallest misdemeanor,
  200. 8:18before you know it, the whole of society
  201. 8:21[music] falls apart.
  202. 8:24>> Really? Jay walking right in front of
  203. 8:26the police? Isn't there ANY LAW LEFT IN
  204. 8:28THIS TOWN?
  205. 8:28>> HUH? WELL, if that's THE WAY IT IS, WHY
  206. 8:30SHOULD I PAY FOR THIS ICE CREAM? HUH?
  207. 8:32WHY DON'T I JUST HELP MYSELF? WHY DON'T
  208. 8:34I JUST TAKE THE WHOLE DARN TRUCK?
  209. 8:38>> I just upset my life.
  210. 8:40>> Well, that got out of hand quickly.
  211. 8:44>> I think this is obviously no law in this
  212. 8:45town. Why don't I take a nice DRIVE
  213. 8:47RIGHT THROUGH THE PARK? WHY DID I JUST
  214. 8:48KEEP ON DRIVING UNTIL I RUN SOMEONE
  215. 8:50OVER? [screaming]
  216. 8:51>> NO.
  217. 8:53>> WE NEED A VEHICLE.
  218. 8:54>> THERE.
  219. 8:57IS THIS THE BEST YOU CAN DO?
  220. 8:58>> JUST STEP ON IT AND PUT THE SIREN ON.
  221. 9:02Complete disregard for everyone's health
  222. 9:04and safety. WHY DON'T I JUST GET OUT OF
  223. 9:06THE WAY? GO BOY.
  224. 9:08>> WATCH OUT.
  225. 9:09>> NO. I'VE HAD IT WITH PEOPLE USING THEIR
  226. 9:11strollers like weapons to push people
  227. 9:12out of their way. For once, you can go
  228. 9:14over.
  229. 9:15>> Why didn't I run OVER TO THIS BEAUTIFUL
  230. 9:16SWAN OF THE PEOPLE WHO DARE TO COMPLAIN
  231. 9:18ABOUT MY DISREGARD FOR MOTHER NATURE?
  232. 9:20>> ALL OVER, LADY.
  233. 9:27She's heading for the gate.
  234. 9:32>> Okay, she asked. Get behind her.
  235. 9:44>> WICKED ICE CREAM TRUCK. COMMISSIONER,
  236. 9:47LOOK OUT.
  237. 9:48>> DON'T MOVE. You should have done your
  238. 9:50job when you had that chance. One more
  239. 9:52step and the commissioner KICKS HIS OWN
  240. 9:54BUCKET.
  241. 9:54>> PLEASE DON'T. I HAVE A WIFE AND THREE
  242. 9:56NUGGETS to feed.
  243. 9:57>> Oh man, do something.
  244. 9:59>> I can't I can't think of any lame puns
  245. 10:01and I'm not a cop anymore. Yes, you are.
  246. 10:30You just got iced.
  247. 10:35[cheering and applause]
  248. 10:36>> Well, like I've always said, when the
  249. 10:37potato chips are down, the hash come out
  250. 10:39to brown.
  251. 10:40>> Can we take these off, please? It's like
  252. 10:41a million degrees out here.
  253. 10:42>> No, you're a shark.
  254. 10:43>> Can we at least have an ice cream?
  255. 10:47What are you going to do with her?
  256. 10:48>> I'll do what any cool cop would do and
  257. 10:51let her off with a warning.
  258. 10:54>> Are you kidding me? That woman is a
  259. 10:56menace to society. She's an absolute
  260. 10:58psychopathic criminal.
  261. 11:01>> Too cool.
  262. 11:11>> First distract target.
  263. 11:13>> Look behind you. your butt.
  264. 11:15>> Then disorientate.
  265. 11:20>> Adopt a 90Β° evasion. Uppercut and
  266. 11:23disarm.
  267. 11:24>> Discombobulate. Wait, I have no idea
  268. 11:26what that means. Just double block him
  269. 11:28on the head real hard.
  270. 11:31>> Employ rapid block and strike. Enemy
  271. 11:34disarmed. Confused. Ready for the cun.
  272. 11:37>> Deliver final quit. Time to hit the
  273. 11:40sack. Literally.
  274. 11:42A formidable plan. Commence attack.
  275. 11:45[screaming]
  276. 11:49[laughter]
  277. 11:49>> What are you doing? You're going to miss
  278. 11:51the school bus.
  279. 11:56>> Okay, plan of attack. Kick chair through
  280. 11:57the window. Grab the two boys. Twirl
  281. 11:59three times to generate speed. Release
  282. 12:00at an exact 78Β° angle. Throw the boys
  283. 12:03through the window directly into the
  284. 12:04school bus. Preserve reputation for
  285. 12:05punctuality. Deliver clever mom quip.
  286. 12:08What? Where are they?
  287. 12:12I think you lost them at throw them
  288. 12:14through the window.
  289. 12:16>> All right. What was your quip? [snorts]
  290. 12:18>> You just got bus Ted.
  291. 12:21>> Me would have been better if you'd said
  292. 12:22you just got schooled.
  293. 12:25>> You just got too late now.
  294. 12:28[bell]
  295. 12:34>> Dude, what is that? You've been doing it
  296. 12:35all morning.
  297. 12:38>> Sneezing. Can't you tell?
  298. 12:39>> Not really. You sound like the world's
  299. 12:41angriest baby. What's wrong with you?
  300. 12:43>> My throat is itchy. My breath is wheezy.
  301. 12:46My eyes are watering. Sounds like worms.
  302. 12:49I think you've got worms. Just squat
  303. 12:51over a bowl of milk and whistle till
  304. 12:52they come out.
  305. 12:52>> No, dude. I think I'm allergic to
  306. 12:54something.
  307. 12:55>> Don't worry, my friend. Whatever it is,
  308. 12:57WE WILL FIND IT. AND WE WILL NOT REST
  309. 12:59UNTIL WE find you a cure. And you will
  310. 13:01be rid of this terrible affliction. I
  311. 13:04promise.
  312. 13:08So when
  313. 13:10what?
  314. 13:12>> Oh, bad. Well, now I guess.
  315. 13:16>> So, the symptoms are a weird empty
  316. 13:18sensation in my stomach, a feeling of
  317. 13:19lightheadedness, and an unusual amount
  318. 13:21of saliva in my mouth when I think of
  319. 13:23food. I checked on the internet, and
  320. 13:24apparently it might be something called
  321. 13:25the G virus, which can only be cured by
  322. 13:27cutting off the infected part or the
  323. 13:29removal of the brain.
  324. 13:30>> H I'm going to prescribe two weeks off
  325. 13:32and a couple of heavy sedatives a day
  326. 13:33for 6 weeks. [crying]
  327. 13:34>> Thank you. No, that's for me. What you
  328. 13:37just described is called being hungry.
  329. 13:39Now, for the last time, please get out
  330. 13:40of my office so I can curl up under my
  331. 13:42desk and revise my career choices.
  332. 13:44>> But I told you I made
  333. 13:45>> Hi, DARWIN CAN'T STOP SPEAKING. I was
  334. 13:47here first. I was just some education
  335. 13:49because
  336. 13:50>> How can I help you?
  337. 13:54>> Right. Sounds like a simple allergy.
  338. 13:55Just hold it in and get back to class.
  339. 13:57>> Oh, OKAY. [snorts]
  340. 14:03>> You should never hold in a sneeze. It's
  341. 14:04very dangerous. You could pop a blood
  342. 14:06vessel or even worse.
  343. 14:07>> Is she right?
  344. 14:08>> What she is is a pain in the neck who
  345. 14:09makes my job a nightmare.
  346. 14:10>> If you have a pain in the neck, you
  347. 14:12should really consult a medical
  348. 14:13professional because your vertebrae may
  349. 14:14have slipped out of alignment, which
  350. 14:16could be a sign of something more
  351. 14:17serious.
  352. 14:17>> Have a nice day. Aren't you supposed to
  353. 14:19take care of kids who are ill?
  354. 14:20>> Have a nice day.
  355. 14:22>> But we still don't know what he's
  356. 14:23allergic to.
  357. 14:24>> HAVE A NICE DAY. [screaming]
  358. 14:26>> I FEEL LIKE you're trying to tell us
  359. 14:28something.
  360. 14:28>> HAVE A
  361. 14:32know what she was going to say now. Now,
  362. 14:33what are we going to do? H We're going
  363. 14:35to need to find an alternative to
  364. 14:37traditional medicine.
  365. 14:43[gasps]
  366. 14:44>> Did I hear someone talk about
  367. 14:45alternative medicine? Alternative
  368. 14:47medicines are often ridiculed for being
  369. 14:49a bunch of magic baloney practiced by a
  370. 14:50gang of almost criminal bozos. But look
  371. 14:53at me. You can tell right away it is no
  372. 14:55laughing matter.
  373. 14:56>> Yeah, it's definitely a bit sad.
  374. 14:57>> So, the plan is to clean your energy by
  375. 14:59absorbing the toxins with the power of
  376. 15:01this unbreakable crystal. The power of
  377. 15:03these two unbreakable crystals.
  378. 15:05>> How does that work?
  379. 15:06>> I don't know. The magazine this came
  380. 15:08with went bankrupt after two editions.
  381. 15:10I'll just uh do this.
  382. 15:12>> How does that feel?
  383. 15:14>> Good. I think I
  384. 15:18>> I'm not okay.
  385. 15:19>> Don't worry. I've got a diploma in the
  386. 15:21ancient art of acupuncture.
  387. 15:23>> Really?
  388. 15:23>> Yeah. I bought it on the internet. It
  389. 15:24came with a scuba diving license and a
  390. 15:26dog breeding permit.
  391. 15:30>> I'm not there.
  392. 15:32Well, on a pain scale of 1 to 10, this
  393. 15:34looks like it would score at least uh
  394. 15:37Somebody please finish me off every
  395. 15:38second of my tragic existence as pure
  396. 15:39agony.
  397. 15:40>> Don't worry, acupuncture is completely
  398. 15:42painless.
  399. 15:42>> You're right. I can't feel pain or
  400. 15:44anything from the neck down.
  401. 15:46>> Yeah, I couldn't remember the exact
  402. 15:48energy points I needed to strike, so
  403. 15:50better safe than sorry. But hey, at
  404. 15:52least it worked. You haven't sneezed for
  405. 15:54a while.
  406. 15:54>> Let's go.
  407. 15:58>> I can smell dancing and taste purple.
  408. 16:00Are there going to be any more side
  409. 16:01effects?
  410. 16:04>> I'm sorry. What I meant to say WAS
  411. 16:14>> YEAH, I think the best thing to do is
  412. 16:15just ignore it. I mean, how bad can it
  413. 16:17get?
  414. 16:20>> Do you have any nines?
  415. 16:22>> NO.
  416. 16:24>> GO FISH.
  417. 16:25>> It's the other people that I'm worried
  418. 16:26about. I think your allergy is starting
  419. 16:28to seriously get on their nerves.
  420. 16:30>> What are you feeding?
  421. 16:36[screaming]
  422. 16:37>> I'm lactose intolerant. PROBABLY
  423. 16:51>> that hurt.
  424. 16:52>> I can't believe you were suspended for
  425. 16:54being too dangerous. But I can't believe
  426. 16:56you just ditched school without a proper
  427. 16:58excuse.
  428. 16:58>> Well, we are all in this together. If
  429. 17:00Darwin gets to skip class, then so do I.
  430. 17:03>> I thought this was about finding what
  431. 17:04I'm allergic to.
  432. 17:05>> Yes, that as well.
  433. 17:07>> Well, he's been hanging around with you
  434. 17:08all day, so maybe he's allergic to
  435. 17:10stupidity.
  436. 17:10>> Hey, IT'S NOT NICE TO BE MEAN about
  437. 17:12people's stupidity, but I'm going TO
  438. 17:13CALM DOWN NOW BECAUSE NOW THAT I THINK
  439. 17:15ABOUT IT, THAT'S ACTUALLY QUITE a good
  440. 17:16theory.
  441. 17:17>> Uh, is it?
  442. 17:18>> Well, yeah. It all started with that
  443. 17:20stupid pillow fight.
  444. 17:21>> And the more people gave me stupid
  445. 17:22solutions, the worse it got. H. There
  446. 17:25must be a way to prove this. But how?
  447. 17:28>> Hey guys, do you sometimes wonder what
  448. 17:30tree does cheese come from?
  449. 17:34>> Now we're sure.
  450. 17:35>> Okay, we need to come up with a plan.
  451. 17:37But please, no more stupid ideas. I
  452. 17:39don't think this house can take it or
  453. 17:41any other house for that matter.
  454. 17:42Gumball, please think before you speak.
  455. 17:46>> WHAT?
  456. 17:49>> What the what? Dude, I didn't EVEN
  457. 17:51FINISH MY SENTENCE. SORRY, I anticipated
  458. 17:54it was bound to be stupid.
  459. 17:55>> Hey, we're in a democracy here. Can I
  460. 17:57get a chance to speak, please?
  461. 17:59[sighs and gasps]
  462. 17:59>> What if he sneezed upwards? Nothing
  463. 18:01would get damaged.
  464. 18:06>> I knew it.
  465. 18:07>> Come on. You're the one with all the
  466. 18:08good jeans. What should we do?
  467. 18:10>> Let's move to the desert. There's
  468. 18:11nothing to destroy there.
  469. 18:13>> All right, we're not going to talk.
  470. 18:14We're just going to listen to the radio.
  471. 18:16>> Worried about your weight? Try H2 Low,
  472. 18:19our new diet water. Twice the taste,
  473. 18:22half the waste size.
  474. 18:24>> Diet water. That sounds completely
  475. 18:26stupid.
  476. 18:29>> I guess we'll be walking.
  477. 18:34>> We're running.
  478. 18:35>> Come on, MAN.
  479. 18:42>> Let's try the other way around.
  480. 18:46>> Hey, that was a pretty good trick, man.
  481. 18:48Try sneezing down. That should propel us
  482. 18:49straight out of town. [screaming]
  483. 18:55>> Even I admit that was a stupid idea.
  484. 18:57>> And it's going to get worse. [screaming]
  485. 19:09>> Quick, let's run away as fast as we can
  486. 19:11in a straight line.
  487. 19:14[screaming]
  488. 19:20I don't know what was more stupid. The
  489. 19:21fact that that was your solution or that
  490. 19:23we chose to follow you.
  491. 19:25>> I think it was more stupid that you
  492. 19:26pointed it out.
  493. 19:28>> No, don't do it there.
  494. 19:36>> We need [crying] to choose.
  495. 19:37>> Go for the panda. They've given up on
  496. 19:38life anyway. Hey, over here.
  497. 19:47That was close. Good job, team.
  498. 19:54>> Come on, Darin. We're almost OUT OF
  499. 19:56TOWN.
  500. 19:56>> JUST AS LONG AS WE DON'T BUMP INTO SOME
  501. 19:58STUPID OBSTACLE AGAIN.
  502. 19:59>> OH, HEY GUYS. DID you know that?
  503. 20:00>> Don't Trust me. It's for your own
  504. 20:02safety.
  505. 20:04>> No, no, no, no, no. Don't speak. Don't
  506. 20:06say a thing. He's really dangerous. One
  507. 20:08stupid word and you could all get blown
  508. 20:09off to the other side of the Pacific
  509. 20:11Ocean. Did you just say specific ocean?
  510. 20:30Yay! We [crying] made it.
  511. 20:34>> Stop. I'm going to continue alone.
  512. 20:36>> WHAT? WHY?
  513. 20:37>> CUZ I LOVE YOU. But but
  514. 20:40>> but you're a slack jaw pee brain dimw
  515. 20:41and you'll always be in danger of
  516. 20:42getting your head blown off every time
  517. 20:44you open your mouth around him.
  518. 20:45>> I'm not going anywhere, man. Go. Ow.
  519. 20:48Just go. Ow. [crying and screaming]
  520. 20:49>> I don't want to hate you. Well, stop
  521. 20:51throwing stones at me then. But what are
  522. 20:53you going to do if I sneeze again?
  523. 20:56>> Then I will be ready.
  524. 21:03Run.
  525. 21:03>> We can TAKE IT. WE'RE YOUR FAMILY.
  526. 21:07>> What are you doing? Well, from avoiding
  527. 21:09the blast. [screaming]
  528. 21:15[crying]
  529. 21:16[screaming]
  530. 21:25[screaming]
  531. 21:28>> Oh, I feel great.
  532. 21:30>> Yeah, my bad. Looks like you weren't
  533. 21:32allergic to stupidity. Just feathers.
  534. 21:34>> It must have got in there during the
  535. 21:36pillow cry. If everything is okay, then
  536. 21:38we can all go home.
  537. 21:43>> Watch more episodes on your TV. Search
  538. 21:46for Cartoon Network with your remote
  539. 21:48control.
  540. 21:50[music]

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