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The HOA Board Cheered When She Outbid Me for the Lake — Then They Learned the Dam Wasn't Included — Transcript

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  1. 0:00The room stood up and applauded a woman
  2. 0:02for spending $800,000 of other people's
  3. 0:04money on a lake. I stayed in my chair.
  4. 0:0740some members of the Silver Pines
  5. 0:09Reserve Homeowners Association were on
  6. 0:12their feet in the ballroom of the
  7. 0:13Larchment Graange, clapping like a war
  8. 0:15had ended. Their president, Image
  9. 0:17Faircloth, stood at the front table with
  10. 0:19one palm flat against her chest,
  11. 0:22absorbing it the way a person accepts a
  12. 0:24metal she pinned on herself. $800,000
  13. 0:27racking, the auctioneer said as if the
  14. 0:28figure needed selling twice. Sold to
  15. 0:31Silver Pines's Reserve. My last bid had
  16. 0:34been $775.
  17. 0:36I stopped there on purpose. 3 weeks
  18. 0:38earlier, I had written that number on a
  19. 0:40legal pad and underlined it twice
  20. 0:42because a man who can't lose gracefully
  21. 0:44has no business holding a paddle.
  22. 0:46Imagigen came down the aisle. 57 years
  23. 0:49old Silver Bob that never moved Navy
  24. 0:52Blazer. A brooch shaped like a pine
  25. 0:54cone. She stopped at my row so the back
  26. 0:56of the room could hear. I told you,
  27. 0:59Amos, she said. You were never getting
  28. 1:01another inch of that shoreline. More
  29. 1:04applause. Someone whistled. A man I had
  30. 1:06sold irrigation pipe to for 10 years
  31. 1:08studied his shoes. I folded my paddle in
  32. 1:11half, slid it into my jacket, and picked
  33. 1:13up the thick auction packet from the
  34. 1:14seat beside me. Parcel numbers, boundary
  35. 1:17maps, title notes, everything public,
  36. 1:20everything stapled, nothing read by
  37. 1:22anyone who mattered. Congratulations, I
  38. 1:25said. Just make sure you read what you
  39. 1:27bought. She laughed. It was a good laugh
  40. 1:30practice built for an audience. She took
  41. 1:32it for the last line of a beaten man. It
  42. 1:35was the first line of something else.
  43. 1:37Let me tell you who I am because in
  44. 1:38about 5 minutes, it matters. My name is
  45. 1:40Amos Branvold. I'm 54. I own 240 acres
  46. 1:45of pasture and old orchard that wrap
  47. 1:48around three sides of a body of water
  48. 1:49called Lake Marin. 46 acres of it. Dark
  49. 1:53green in summer black in winter deep
  50. 1:55enough in the middle that nobody on this
  51. 1:57side of the county has ever found the
  52. 1:59bottom with a fishing line. I run a
  53. 2:01company called Branvold Waterworks. We
  54. 2:03repair irrigation systems, maintain
  55. 2:05small reservoirs, and look after the
  56. 2:07kind of aging concrete most people drive
  57. 2:09past without seeing. And here's the
  58. 2:12thing about a lake that nobody in that
  59. 2:13ballroom had ever stopped to consider. A
  60. 2:16lake is not an object. A lake is a
  61. 2:18decision. Every second of every day,
  62. 2:20something holds that water in place and
  63. 2:22tells it to stay. Remove the something
  64. 2:24and what you own is a very large, very
  65. 2:27wet misunderstanding. Now, go back with
  66. 2:29me 3 weeks. It started with a letter,
  67. 2:32cream, paper, silver pines, letterhead,
  68. 2:34a gold pine cone embossed in the corner.
  69. 2:36It arrived at my front gate in a fat
  70. 2:39envelope and it said in four tidy
  71. 2:41paragraphs that the association
  72. 2:43understood I might be considering a bid
  73. 2:46on the marin parcels that my commercial
  74. 2:49activities were incompatible with the
  75. 2:51dignity of a premier residential
  76. 2:53community and that I was requested as a
  77. 2:56courtesy to stay home on auction day.
  78. 2:58Requested as a courtesy. I had planned a
  79. 3:01modest thing. [clears throat] Buy the
  80. 3:03lake bed and shoreline. Join it to my
  81. 3:05land. Reopen the old fishing dock, rent
  82. 3:08a few rowboats, host a few families on
  83. 3:10Saturdays. Nothing that would make a
  84. 3:13sound louder than a screen door. I wrote
  85. 3:15back one sentence. My land does not
  86. 3:17belong to your association, and neither
  87. 3:19does my calendar. 2 days later, she
  88. 3:22summoned me to the clubhouse. It was a
  89. 3:25beautiful room the way a hotel lobby is
  90. 3:26beautiful. Chandelier frame watercolors
  91. 3:30of herand a long table with a picture of
  92. 3:32ice water nobody touched. Imagigen sat
  93. 3:35at the head. Beside her sat a thin man
  94. 3:37with a ledger, Gideon Faulk, the
  95. 3:39treasurer, 62, with the tired eyes of
  96. 3:42someone who had spent years explaining
  97. 3:44arithmetic to people who found it rude.
  98. 3:47Across from him sat the vice president,
  99. 3:49Naen Callaway, 46, who took notes and
  100. 3:51said almost nothing. "We're prepared to
  101. 3:54be generous," Imagin began, and I knew
  102. 3:56from the verb that she was not. Withdraw
  103. 3:58from the auction and the association
  104. 4:00will consider a quiet purchase of your
  105. 4:02lakefront strip at a fair number. Fair
  106. 4:05to whom? Amos. She smiled as if it hurt.
  107. 4:08This is a community. You are a man with
  108. 4:11a truck and a business. I'm both of
  109. 4:13those things. If you bid, I will see
  110. 4:16that you do not own one more inch around
  111. 4:18that water. Not an inch. I promise you
  112. 4:22that in front of this board. Gideon
  113. 4:24stared at the table. Naen stopped
  114. 4:27writing. I stood, her for the water I
  115. 4:29had not touched, and went home. That
  116. 4:31night, I did what I do when somebody
  117. 4:33promises me an inch. I went and looked
  118. 4:35at the paper. The county recorder's
  119. 4:38office closes at 4:30. I got there at
  120. 4:414:15, and a patient woman named Mrs.
  121. 4:44Odell brought me the plat for Lake Marin
  122. 4:47and the auction notice side by side, the
  123. 4:49sale covered parcels 14A, 14 C, and 14
  124. 4:53D. the lake bed, the shoreline, the old
  125. 4:57boat landing. Not 14b.
  126. 5:00Parcel 14b was a narrow strip of land at
  127. 5:03the south end, maybe two acres, and
  128. 5:05sitting on it was the only thing that
  129. 5:07kept Lake Marin from being a creek. A
  130. 5:09concrete dam 61 ft across with a
  131. 5:12spillway and a steel gate and a little
  132. 5:14brass plate bolted to the railing that
  133. 5:16nobody had polished in 30 years. It had
  134. 5:19been split off in 1978 by the developer
  135. 5:21who first drained the swamp and filled
  136. 5:23the valley. He sold it to a regional
  137. 5:25water utility. The utility held it for
  138. 5:28decades and 6 years ago when it wanted
  139. 5:30out of the small damn business, it sold
  140. 5:32it to a company that could actually take
  141. 5:34care of it. Mine Branvold Waterworks LLC
  142. 5:38deed recorded signed stamp sitting in a
  143. 5:41drawer in this very building available
  144. 5:42to anyone who walked in and asked.
  145. 5:44Nobody had asked in 6 years. nobody had
  146. 5:47asked. I stood at the counter and did
  147. 5:49the sort of arithmetic you do when a
  148. 5:51door you didn't know existed swings open
  149. 5:53in your own house. The association was
  150. 5:56about to bid for a lake. They were not
  151. 5:58bidding for the dam. The seller, the
  152. 6:00estate of a man named Alistister
  153. 6:02Penhallow could not sell what the estate
  154. 6:04did not own. And the bidder who had
  155. 6:06promised me in public that I would never
  156. 6:08touch another inch was about to buy a
  157. 6:10bathtub and leave the plug in my pocket.
  158. 6:12I could have gloated. I want to be
  159. 6:15honest about that. I felt it rise in my
  160. 6:17chest like heat. I put it down. I did
  161. 6:21not want to trick anyone. A trap is only
  162. 6:23worth setting for people who can't read,
  163. 6:25and these were people who simply would
  164. 6:27not. So, I did the one clean, boring
  165. 6:30adult thing available. I went to the
  166. 6:32post office and sent Image and Faircloth
  167. 6:34a registered letter return receipt
  168. 6:36requested. Two sentences. The property
  169. 6:39offered at auction does not include
  170. 6:41parcel 14-B or the Marin Dam, which is
  171. 6:45owned by Branvold Waterworks LLC. Please
  172. 6:48verify before bidding. 8 days later, a
  173. 6:51green card came back in my mailbox
  174. 6:53signed in blue ink. I fairlo, that was
  175. 6:57my conscience laundered and filed. The
  176. 7:00rest was just pride, and I'm sorry to
  177. 7:02report hers was bigger than mine. So
  178. 7:04here I was in the Larchmont Graange with
  179. 7:06a broken paddle in my pocket and a
  180. 7:08ballroom roaring at the woman who had
  181. 7:10just paid $800,000 for the right to be
  182. 7:13wrong in public. Outside on the steps,
  183. 7:15the board gathered for photographs.
  184. 7:17Someone had brought a bottle of
  185. 7:19sparkling cider. Someone had brought a
  186. 7:21banner already printed.
  187. 7:24Silver Pines Lake Club opening this
  188. 7:26summer. They had printed the banner
  189. 7:28before they won. Think about that.
  190. 7:31Confidence is a kind of insurance for
  191. 7:33people who cannot afford the real kind.
  192. 7:35Imagin lifted a plastic cup and spoke to
  193. 7:38the cameras.
  194. 7:39Today we took back our community, she
  195. 7:41said. Today we prove that when residents
  196. 7:44stand together, nothing can stand
  197. 7:46against us. Pools, docks, a restaurant
  198. 7:50on the water, a lifestyle our families
  199. 7:53deserve. The crowd cheered. A woman near
  200. 7:56the back was crying. Honestly, crying
  201. 7:58with joy. I wanted to feel contempt. I
  202. 8:01couldn't quite find it. I felt something
  203. 8:03closer to sympathy. The way you feel for
  204. 8:06a passenger who is applauding the pilot
  205. 8:08while the plane is already descending.
  206. 8:10Gideon Faulk stood at the edge of the
  207. 8:12group holding a cup he wasn't drinking.
  208. 8:14He caught my eye. He said nothing, but
  209. 8:16his eyes asked the only intelligent
  210. 8:18question anyone had asked all day. "Is
  211. 8:21something wrong?" I gave him a very
  212. 8:23small nod. He looked back at the
  213. 8:25president then at the checks the board
  214. 8:27was signing on the hood of a car and I
  215. 8:29watched him do the arithmetic and hate
  216. 8:31it. Naen Callaway watched me too, not
  217. 8:34the way the others did. She had the face
  218. 8:37of someone who had caught a faint smell
  219. 8:38of smoke in a room full of people
  220. 8:40lighting candles. I walked to my truck.
  221. 8:43I sat behind the wheel for a long minute
  222. 8:45with the engine off. Then I pulled out
  223. 8:47my phone and opened the photograph I had
  224. 8:50taken that morning at dawn before the
  225. 8:52auction, before the coffee, before any
  226. 8:54of it. It showed the dam in blue light,
  227. 8:57the long gray curve of concrete, the
  228. 9:00steel gate closed, mist rising off the
  229. 9:03water on one side and nothing a clean
  230. 9:05drop on the other. On the railing, the
  231. 9:07small brass plate and below it the
  232. 9:09stencled warning I had painted myself 6
  233. 9:12years ago in white letters. private
  234. 9:14Marin Dam Branvold Waterworks LLC.
  235. 9:21$800,000 had just been spent to own the
  236. 9:23water behind that wall. Nothing in the
  237. 9:26paperwork gave them the wall. I started
  238. 9:28the truck. In the mirror, the banner
  239. 9:30flapped on the steps and the board
  240. 9:31raised plastic cups to a future they had
  241. 9:33not read. The most expensive thing a
  242. 9:36person can buy is a victory she has not
  243. 9:38examined. Imagigen Faircloth had just
  244. 9:41purchased the most expensive victory in
  245. 9:43the history of Silver Pines's Reserve.
  246. 9:46And the first person who would find out
  247. 9:47what was missing from it was a surveyor
  248. 9:50who was already on his way. The
  249. 9:52surveyor's name was Lucas Ferrer, and he
  250. 9:54called Imagin's office at 9 the
  251. 9:56following Thursday with the voice of a
  252. 9:58man who has found something wrong with a
  253. 10:00map and hopes it is the map. I know this
  254. 10:03because Naen Callaway told me later. At
  255. 10:06the time, all I knew was that on
  256. 10:07Saturday morning, the Silver Pines
  257. 10:09Clubhouse was packed. The association
  258. 10:12had called it a community vision
  259. 10:13showcase. There were easels, there were
  260. 10:16poster boards, there was a ribbon
  261. 10:18cutting scissors on a table which tells
  262. 10:20you everything about the order in which
  263. 10:22these people did things. Imagin stood in
  264. 10:25front of a rendering the size of a
  265. 10:26garage door. It showed the Silver Pines
  266. 10:29Lake Club, an infinity pool that seemed
  267. 10:31to pour into the lake, a boat dock with
  268. 10:3440 slips, a restaurant called the Marin
  269. 10:37Room with a deck with string lights with
  270. 10:39a smiling couple holding wine, a beach,
  271. 10:42a volleyball net, a sunset the artist
  272. 10:44had added for free. Membership will be
  273. 10:47$1,800 a year, she said. And every
  274. 10:49dollar comes back to us as property
  275. 10:51value. People applauded the phrase
  276. 10:54property value the way other people
  277. 10:55applauded him. I stood in the back near
  278. 10:58the coffee. I had not been invited, but
  279. 11:00the meeting was open to residents guests
  280. 11:03and the association's own bylaws, which
  281. 11:05I had read list adjacent land owners
  282. 11:08under notice recipients. I had a seat in
  283. 11:10a paper cup and a front row view. Lucas
  284. 11:13Ferrer slipped in beside the stage a few
  285. 11:15minutes later. He was young, roundfaced,
  286. 11:18carrying a tube of drawings. He tried to
  287. 11:20hand image in the tube. She waved him
  288. 11:22off. He tried again. She leaned down,
  289. 11:25listening, still smiling at the crowd,
  290. 11:27and I watched the smile do something I
  291. 11:29had never seen a smile do. It stayed in
  292. 11:31place and left the building. She
  293. 11:33straightened up. Thank you, everyone.
  294. 11:36We'll take a short break. The break
  295. 11:38lasted 11 days. What Ferrer told her, I
  296. 11:41pieced together afterward from three
  297. 11:43sources, and all three agreed. The
  298. 11:46boundary of the parcels the association
  299. 11:48had purchased ran along the southshore
  300. 11:51and stopped cleanly 40 ft short of the
  301. 11:53dam. Past that line, the survey marked a
  302. 11:55narrow rectangle labeled 14-B, owner of
  303. 11:58record, Branvold Waterworks, LLC. The
  304. 12:02surveyor had checked it twice. Then he
  305. 12:04driven out to the dam, seen my stencled
  306. 12:06warning on the railing, and photographed
  307. 12:08it. By Monday, Immigen had run out of
  308. 12:11stages to hide on. She arrived at my
  309. 12:13farm at 10:00 in the morning in a white
  310. 12:15SUV alone. No board, no clipboard. I was
  311. 12:19on the porch with a mug of coffee
  312. 12:21because I had been expecting her since
  313. 12:23Friday. Amos Imagigen, there's been an
  314. 12:26error. There often is. She came up the
  315. 12:29steps. Up close, she looked tired. The
  316. 12:31specific tiredness of someone who has
  317. 12:34spent three nights composing a speech
  318. 12:36that will not work. She sat without
  319. 12:39being asked. The seller misrepresented
  320. 12:41the property. She said the association
  321. 12:44was assured we were buying the lake. The
  322. 12:47whole lake. The estate should have
  323. 12:49disclosed this. We'll be pursuing them.
  324. 12:52The estate sold you what the estate
  325. 12:53owned. And you? Her voice sharpened. You
  326. 12:57knew. You stood in that room and watched
  327. 12:59me bid and you said nothing. You
  328. 13:01exploited a clerical gap to humiliate a
  329. 13:03community. I went inside and came back
  330. 13:06with a folder. I laid three things on
  331. 13:08the porch table in order the way you
  332. 13:10deal cards. First, the recorded deed, 6
  333. 13:12years old, transferring parcel 14B and
  334. 13:15the Marin Dam to Branvold Waterworks
  335. 13:18LLC.
  336. 13:19Second, the auction notice, which listed
  337. 13:21the parcels for sale by number, 14 A, 14
  338. 13:26C, 14 D. Third, a green return receipt
  339. 13:29card signed in blue ink dated 8 days
  340. 13:31before the auction. She picked up the
  341. 13:33card. She read her own signature. She
  342. 13:35read it again. I never saw this. You
  343. 13:39signed for it? An assistant must have. I
  344. 13:42never saw this letter. Then it appears
  345. 13:44the association's president delegates
  346. 13:46signing for registered mail. I said and
  347. 13:49does not read what she signs. She set
  348. 13:52the card down very carefully as if it
  349. 13:54had a pulse. I want to be fair to her.
  350. 13:57For about 4 seconds, her face held the
  351. 13:59unmasked look of a person who has just
  352. 14:02discovered the floor is a painting of a
  353. 14:04floor. Then she rebuilt herself brick by
  354. 14:06brick. And when she spoke again, it was
  355. 14:09the voice from the podium. The lake is
  356. 14:11now property of Silver Pines Reserve.
  357. 14:13The dam is incidental infrastructure.
  358. 14:15Transfer it. We'll cover your reasonable
  359. 14:18legal costs. No. $50,000, she said. In
  360. 14:22cash by Friday. That is more than a pile
  361. 14:25of old concrete is worth. It isn't
  362. 14:28concrete. It's liability. I beg your
  363. 14:30pardon. A dam isn't a thing you own. I
  364. 14:33said it's a thing you answer for.
  365. 14:36inspections, gate operation, flood
  366. 14:38response. Every spring I walk it and
  367. 14:41every storm I check it. If it fails, I
  368. 14:43am the name on the lawsuit. What you are
  369. 14:46offering is $50,000 for an unlimited
  370. 14:48obligation. And you've priced the
  371. 14:50privilege of being sued as though it
  372. 14:52were a cheap used truck. She had no
  373. 14:54answer, so she did what people in her
  374. 14:56position always do when they have no
  375. 14:58answer. She changed the subject to my
  376. 15:01character. You think you're clever? I
  377. 15:04think you should call your engineer. She
  378. 15:06left. The SUV spun a little gravel on
  379. 15:09the way out. I remember thinking that a
  380. 15:11person can ruin a driveway, a
  381. 15:13reputation, and a reserve fund with the
  382. 15:16same pedal. The engineer, as it
  383. 15:18happened, was already on his way to her.
  384. 15:20Casper Isle was 59 and had spent 30
  385. 15:23years inspecting dams for three
  386. 15:25different states. He was independent,
  387. 15:27retired from the state office hired by
  388. 15:29the HOA two days earlier. on Gideon's
  389. 15:32nervous insistence and he gave the board
  390. 15:34his report in the clubhouse at 7 that
  391. 15:36night. I wasn't in the room. I got it
  392. 15:38from Gideon who told it like a man
  393. 15:40describing a car accident he'd witnessed
  394. 15:42from a bench. Imagin after hearing the
  395. 15:44news had a new plan. Build a new dam
  396. 15:47upstream on land the association
  397. 15:49controlled. Ignore Amos Branvold. Teach
  398. 15:52him a lesson. Casper listened to all of
  399. 15:55this with his hands folded. Ms.
  400. 15:57Faircloth. He said, "I need to explain
  401. 16:00what you're asking for. A new dam needs
  402. 16:02a hydraologic study, a geotechnical
  403. 16:05survey, a state permit application,
  404. 16:08public comment, an environmental review,
  405. 16:10and an engineered spillway size for a
  406. 16:12100-year storm. Realistically, you're
  407. 16:15talking 2 to 3 years, and a number with
  408. 16:17seven digits. And before any of that,
  409. 16:19you'd need the water rights, which at
  410. 16:20the moment sit mostly behind a wall you
  411. 16:22don't own. Then we'll expedite." There's
  412. 16:25no expedite button, ma'am. There's a
  413. 16:28form and the form has a waiting room.
  414. 16:30[clears throat] Somebody laughed in the
  415. 16:31back. Imagin turned. The laugh stopped.
  416. 16:35Meanwhile, Casper added gently, "The
  417. 16:38floating dock in the pool deck on your
  418. 16:40drawings are not independent of the dam.
  419. 16:42If you raise or lower the pool level,
  420. 16:44add significant weight or recreation
  421. 16:47change the use, you may trigger a review
  422. 16:49of the structure. The owner of that
  423. 16:51structure would have to cooperate with
  424. 16:53that review." Owner. Yes, ma'am. The
  425. 16:57word owner had begun to follow her
  426. 16:58around the building like a stray dog. By
  427. 17:01Wednesday, the association's response to
  428. 17:03a problem of title engineering and plain
  429. 17:05reading comprehension arrived in the
  430. 17:08only form Imagigen Faircloth had ever
  431. 17:10trusted. A campaign, it started on a
  432. 17:13neighborhood message board. A post
  433. 17:15titled, "Who is holding our lake
  434. 17:17hostage?" that was followed by a photo
  435. 17:20of my face taken from my company website
  436. 17:22and the words local landowner. By
  437. 17:25Thursday, there were yard signs,
  438. 17:27hundreds bright blue on white, free
  439. 17:29Marin. [clears throat] By Friday,
  440. 17:31somebody had made a bumper sticker. By
  441. 17:33the weekend, the local weekly had its
  442. 17:35headline. Landowner refuses to release
  443. 17:38Lake Dam to residents. Not one word of
  444. 17:40it was false. All of it was a lie. I
  445. 17:43have never seen the arithmetic of a lie
  446. 17:45more elegantly done. Then it got
  447. 17:48personal in the way small towns do. Two
  448. 17:50clients paused their contracts. the
  449. 17:52Graange, which was thinking of a new
  450. 17:54well pump and a golf course, whose
  451. 17:56manager told me over the phone that he
  452. 17:58just needed a little space. At the feed
  453. 18:01store, a teenage clerk I'd known since
  454. 18:03she was in braces, looked at my credit
  455. 18:06card, looked at me, and said very
  456. 18:07quietly, "I'm not supposed to talk to
  457. 18:09you. That's fine," I told her. "It's not
  458. 18:12about me. I know." I went home and sat
  459. 18:16at my kitchen table with the long window
  460. 18:17over the lake. I watched the water flat
  461. 18:20and patient. exactly the shade of green
  462. 18:22it had been the day before and the day
  463. 18:25before that. It didn't care who said
  464. 18:27what about it. That was its entire
  465. 18:29character. It simply waited held there
  466. 18:32by a wall most of the community had
  467. 18:34never visited. I had two choices. I
  468. 18:37could answer the signs with my own
  469. 18:38signs. I could appear on the message
  470. 18:40board with a long defensive bulleted
  471. 18:42post. I could defend myself in public.
  472. 18:45Or I could do nothing at all. I did
  473. 18:47nothing at all. I'd learned a long time
  474. 18:50ago that when the other side is building
  475. 18:52a house on sand, the correct response is
  476. 18:55to stand quietly and let the tide read
  477. 18:57the deed. Meanwhile, Gideon Faulk had
  478. 19:00begun to sleep badly. He told me later
  479. 19:02it started at 4:00 a.m. on Sunday when
  480. 19:05he opened the association's reserve
  481. 19:07account on his laptop in the dark
  482. 19:08kitchen and looked at one number for a
  483. 19:11very long time. Before the auction, the
  484. 19:13reserve fund had held $1,50,000.
  485. 19:16It was supposed to pay for the
  486. 19:18community's roads, its drainage, its
  487. 19:21aging water storage, and the replacement
  488. 19:23of a fire system the county had asked
  489. 19:25about twice. Now, it held less than a
  490. 19:28quarter of that. He printed the
  491. 19:30statement. He printed a second copy. He
  492. 19:32put the copies in two different folders
  493. 19:34in two different bags as if the paper
  494. 19:37might run away from him. Then he drove
  495. 19:39to the clubhouse and put one of them on
  496. 19:40the long table under the chandelier
  497. 19:42under the watercolors of herands in
  498. 19:44front of an empty chair that belonged to
  499. 19:46the president. He wrote one line on a
  500. 19:49sticky note and pressed it to the cover.
  501. 19:51Read this before the meeting. Imagin
  502. 19:54found it Monday at noon. She read the
  503. 19:56first page. Then she read the number at
  504. 19:58the bottom. Then she read the number
  505. 20:00above it and the number above that. And
  506. 20:03I am told she sat there in front of the
  507. 20:05heron paintings without moving for the
  508. 20:07better part of an hour. When the board
  509. 20:09finally filed in that evening, she had
  510. 20:11made a decision about how to survive it.
  511. 20:13She decided to say nothing. That was her
  512. 20:15second mistake. Her first had been
  513. 20:18$800,000.
  514. 20:19Her third was already waiting in an
  515. 20:21unread email in a folder she had never
  516. 20:24opened sent 3 weeks before the auction
  517. 20:26by a firm she had hired and ignored.
  518. 20:29There is a particular silence that falls
  519. 20:31over a boardroom when an arithmetic
  520. 20:33problem turns out to have an answer. I
  521. 20:35was not in the close session that Monday
  522. 20:37night. I heard about it afterward from
  523. 20:39Gideon in pieces over several cups of
  524. 20:42coffee at my kitchen table with the lake
  525. 20:44going gray in the window behind him. He
  526. 20:46told it slowly the way a man describes a
  527. 20:49house fire he was inside of. The
  528. 20:51association had held $1,50,000
  529. 20:54in its reserve fund. Reserve funds are
  530. 20:56among the saddest and most honorable
  531. 20:58objects in American life. They are the
  532. 21:00money a community sets aside month after
  533. 21:03month for the day the roads crack or the
  534. 21:05pipes give out. They are built by boring
  535. 21:08people making boring contributions and
  536. 21:10they are meant to be spent only on
  537. 21:12boredom. The auction had cost $800,000.
  538. 21:16The closing fees, the title work that
  539. 21:18nobody had really read and the lawyers
  540. 21:20had come to a little under 24,000 more.
  541. 21:23That left $226,000.
  542. 21:27Against it stood a list of obligations
  543. 21:29Gideon had been carrying for 2 years
  544. 21:31like a stone in his pocket. Resurfacing
  545. 21:33the interior roads, repairing the storm
  546. 21:36drains along Pine Hollow, replacing the
  547. 21:39old fire system at the north end, the
  548. 21:41one the county had inspected twice and
  549. 21:43gently called of concern.
  550. 21:46[clears throat] The total came to
  551. 21:47roughly $290,000.
  552. 21:49Not a luxury, a necessity with a date on
  553. 21:52it. I told her 600, Gideon said to me,
  554. 21:54turning his cup. 600,000, I said. Past
  555. 21:58that, the reserve could not carry the
  556. 22:00roads. I wrote it in a memo. I put the
  557. 22:03memo in her mailbox. I put a copy in the
  558. 22:05board packet. I underlined the figure.
  559. 22:07What did she say? She said it was the
  560. 22:10cost of leadership. He almost smiled.
  561. 22:12She said the lake club would pay for
  562. 22:14itself in 18 months. I did not ask how.
  563. 22:17The question had been asked by
  564. 22:18arithmetic itself, and arithmetic does
  565. 22:21not wait for answers. The lake club, you
  566. 22:23will remember, was a promise made of
  567. 22:25drawings. Pool dock, restaurant, the
  568. 22:28string lights, the smiling couple with
  569. 22:29the wine. To build it, the association
  570. 22:32needed about $400,000 more, and it had
  571. 22:35planned to borrow that sum from
  572. 22:36Harborview Community Bank against the
  573. 22:38future membership fees. The loan
  574. 22:40officer, a courteous woman named Mrs.
  575. 22:42Backery asked for the usual documents. A
  576. 22:45deed to the lake bed, a site plan, a
  577. 22:48permit for the pool deck, and a single
  578. 22:50page confirming that the borrower had
  579. 22:52the right to hold rays and operate the
  580. 22:55water that the club would sit beside. A
  581. 22:57small request, the sort of thing a
  582. 23:00person asks about a seaside restaurant
  583. 23:01in the sea. There was no such page
  584. 23:04because there was no such right. The
  585. 23:06right sat with the wall, and the wall
  586. 23:07sat in my drawer. The bank's letter
  587. 23:10arrived on a Thursday. I have seen it.
  588. 23:12It is two paragraphs of the most
  589. 23:14beautiful non cruelty I have ever read.
  590. 23:18The bank had carefully reviewed the
  591. 23:19proposal. The bank valued the
  592. 23:22relationship. The bank was unable at
  593. 23:24this time to extend credit against an
  594. 23:26asset whose essential operating control
  595. 23:28is held by a third party. The phrase
  596. 23:30essential operating control is held by a
  597. 23:33third party is, I believe, the finest
  598. 23:35sentence ever written about the Silver
  599. 23:36Pines Reserve. I would like it carved
  600. 23:38above the clubhouse door. And then there
  601. 23:41were the founding memberships. Do you
  602. 23:43remember how on the day of the auction,
  603. 23:44a woman near the back was crying with
  604. 23:46joy. Her name is Adele Puit Ham, and she
  605. 23:50had put down a deposit on a founding
  606. 23:52membership the very night of the
  607. 23:54victory, a $400 deposit toward the
  608. 23:57$1,800 fee. She was the first. By the
  609. 24:01following Friday, she was also, with the
  610. 24:03exception of her sister-in-law, the
  611. 24:04last. Nobody else wrote a check. A
  612. 24:07restaurant with no deck is just a rumor.
  613. 24:09and rumors do not collect cover charges.
  614. 24:12So the money that was supposed to flow
  615. 24:14back from the lake did not flow. The
  616. 24:17lake sat there 46 acres of dark water,
  617. 24:20beautiful and indifferent, quietly
  618. 24:22costing money in insurance premiums and
  619. 24:25liability coverage and the slow clerical
  620. 24:27drip of ownership. A fine view, a bad
  621. 24:31investment, a pet with no owner's
  622. 24:33manual. There is a kind of economics
  623. 24:35that happens only inside homeowners
  624. 24:37associations. The currency is not
  625. 24:40dollars but certainty. A leader who has
  626. 24:43lots of certainty can spend it freely
  627. 24:45because the membership accepts it at
  628. 24:47face value. The trouble comes when
  629. 24:50someone asks for it to be redeemed. That
  630. 24:52someone was Naen Callaway. She was 46, a
  631. 24:55hospice administrator by profession, and
  632. 24:58she had spent 20 years watching people
  633. 25:00discover things too late. She had voted
  634. 25:02for the purchase, by the way. She was no
  635. 25:04hero in the beginning. She had clapped
  636. 25:06with the rest of them in the Larchmont
  637. 25:08Graange. But at the end of that first
  638. 25:10week, when the number on Gideon's
  639. 25:12statement entered her house like a draft
  640. 25:14under a door, she did something so small
  641. 25:16and so rare that it nearly passed for a
  642. 25:18miracle. She read the file. Under the
  643. 25:21association's bylaws, any director may
  644. 25:24inspect any record of the corporation at
  645. 25:26any reasonable time for any purpose. No
  646. 25:29one had invoked that clause in 19 years.
  647. 25:32It sat in the governing documents the
  648. 25:34way a fire axe sits behind glass in a
  649. 25:36hallway. On Tuesday afternoon, Naen sat
  650. 25:39down in the clubhouse office with Gideon
  651. 25:41a pot of tea and the entire auction
  652. 25:43file. Every attachment, every email,
  653. 25:46every note. She read for 6 hours. The
  654. 25:49windows went from white to gold to blue.
  655. 25:52Around 8:00, she reached the email. It
  656. 25:54was in a subfolder called consultants,
  657. 25:56which should tell you everything about
  658. 25:58how the association regarded its
  659. 25:59consultants. The sender was Brightwater
  660. 26:02Land Advisory, a small firm the board
  661. 26:04had hired before the auction to review
  662. 26:06the sale documents. The date was 22 days
  663. 26:09before the bidding. The subject line in
  664. 26:12plain black type read, "Recommend
  665. 26:14independent verification of dam parcel
  666. 26:16and operating rights prior to bid." Naen
  667. 26:19read it. Then she read it aloud softly
  668. 26:22to Gideon because some things you have
  669. 26:23to hear in your own voice to believe.
  670. 26:25The body of the message was three
  671. 26:27paragraphs. The consultants had noticed
  672. 26:29in the title notes that the sale parcels
  673. 26:32did not appear to include the dam
  674. 26:34structure at the south end. They
  675. 26:35recommended a separate title search and
  676. 26:37a written confirmation of operating
  677. 26:39rights before any bid was placed. They
  678. 26:42noted politely that the value of a lake
  679. 26:44without the structure that holds it may
  680. 26:46differ materially from the value
  681. 26:48assumed. They offered to perform the
  682. 26:50check themselves for a fee of $2,200.
  683. 26:53$2,200
  684. 26:551364th of the final price. Below the
  685. 26:59message in the same thread was a reply.
  686. 27:02It had been sent from Imagin Faircloth's
  687. 27:04personal account to the consultants and
  688. 27:06copied to no one else. It contained two
  689. 27:09words, "Not needed." Naen put her finger
  690. 27:12on the second line and held it there.
  691. 27:14Gideon Besider took off his glasses and
  692. 27:16rubbed the bridge of his nose, which is
  693. 27:18what honest men do when they are very
  694. 27:20close to weeping, and have decided to be
  695. 27:23practical instead. "There's more," he
  696. 27:26said. There was. The association's
  697. 27:29members had voted to approve the
  698. 27:30purchase 163 to 49 at a special meeting
  699. 27:34on a Saturday morning with coffee and
  700. 27:36pastries. The vote was based on a
  701. 27:3812-page presentation prepared by the
  702. 27:41president. Naen pulled the presentation.
  703. 27:44She read every page. There were charts a
  704. 27:46rendering a membership projection with
  705. 27:48the optimism of a seed catalog. There
  706. 27:51was no mention of the dam. There was no
  707. 27:53mention of the Brightwater email. There
  708. 27:55was no mention of operating rights at
  709. 27:57all. You can disagree about a lot of
  710. 27:59things in this life. You can argue about
  711. 28:01taste and politics and the proper way to
  712. 28:04load a dishwasher. But when an elected
  713. 28:06officer removes a warning from a package
  714. 28:09and presents the package to voters, she
  715. 28:12has done something that is not a
  716. 28:14mistake. A mistake is what happens to
  717. 28:16you. This was something she did. I want
  718. 28:18to be careful here. I did not witness
  719. 28:21any of that scene. I am telling it as it
  720. 28:23was told to me and as it appears in the
  721. 28:26record, which is why I trust it. The
  722. 28:29record has no motive. It has no
  723. 28:31brother-in-law. It has a date, a sender,
  724. 28:34a subject line, and a two-word reply.
  725. 28:36Two words were all it took to cost
  726. 28:38$226,000 of reserve. On the following
  727. 28:42Wednesday evening, the association held
  728. 28:44an emergency general meeting. Naen had
  729. 28:46called it under the bylaws over the
  730. 28:48president's objection by gathering the
  731. 28:51signatures of 25 households in two days.
  732. 28:54That was 25 more than anyone had
  733. 28:56expected. In small towns, people sign
  734. 28:59things quickly when they smell a secret.
  735. 29:01I went I sat in the last row near the
  736. 29:03coffee earn as an adjacent landowner
  737. 29:06entitled to notice. The room had changed
  738. 29:08since the showcase. The easels were
  739. 29:11gone. The rendering of the lake club had
  740. 29:13been turned to face the wall like a
  741. 29:15child sent to the corner. The
  742. 29:17fluorescent lights hummed. The heron
  743. 29:19watercolors looked down from the
  744. 29:20paneling with the serene contempt of
  745. 29:22birds who had never once been consulted.
  746. 29:25Nearly a hundred residents filled the
  747. 29:27folding chairs. Some wore the blue free
  748. 29:29marin buttons they had pinned on only
  749. 29:31days earlier. I watched a few of them
  750. 29:34notice the buttons and quietly unpin
  751. 29:36them, hiding the little round evidence
  752. 29:38in coat pockets. The way you hide a
  753. 29:39ticket from a show you are embarrassed
  754. 29:41to have attended. Imagin sat at the head
  755. 29:43table in the navy blazer and the pine
  756. 29:45cone brooch. She had not slept. It
  757. 29:48showed in the way she kept touching the
  758. 29:50brooch, checking that it was still
  759. 29:51there. Gideon opened with the numbers.
  760. 29:54He did it quietly as a man who hates
  761. 29:56being right. Nobody interrupted. When he
  762. 29:59reached the figure 226,000,
  763. 30:01a low sound moved through the room, not
  764. 30:03a gasp, nothing so theatrical, more like
  765. 30:06the sound a building makes when the
  766. 30:07heating shuts off. Then Naen stood. She
  767. 30:11carried a single folder. She did not
  768. 30:13raise her voice. She said she had a few
  769. 30:15questions about the auction file, and
  770. 30:18she would be grateful for direct
  771. 30:19answers. She asked whether the president
  772. 30:22had received advice from Brightwater
  773. 30:23Land Advisory before the auction
  774. 30:25regarding the dam parcel. Imagigen said
  775. 30:28the association received a great deal of
  776. 30:30advice. Naen asked whether the advice
  777. 30:32had been shared with the membership
  778. 30:34before the vote. Imagin said the
  779. 30:36presentation had been comprehensive.
  780. 30:39Naen opened the folder and took out two
  781. 30:41sheets of paper. She did not wave them.
  782. 30:43She laid them on the table side by side
  783. 30:46like a pair of tools. This is the email,
  784. 30:49she said. And this is your reply. The
  785. 30:52lights hummed. Somewhere in the back, a
  786. 30:54folding chair creaked. Naen turned to
  787. 30:57the room and then finally back to the
  788. 30:58woman she had known for 11 years. When
  789. 31:01she spoke, her voice had the flat,
  790. 31:03careful warmth of someone telling a
  791. 31:04family what the doctors found. You knew
  792. 31:06the dam wasn't included before we spent
  793. 31:08$800,000.
  794. 31:10Why didn't you tell us? I have attended
  795. 31:13funerals with more noise. Imagigen
  796. 31:16opened her mouth for a moment. I truly
  797. 31:18believed she would say something,
  798. 31:20anything, a defense, a counterattack, a
  799. 31:23plea. I had braced for the old voice
  800. 31:25from the podium. Instead, she looked out
  801. 31:28over the faces. Her neighbors, the woman
  802. 31:30who had cried with joy, the man who had
  803. 31:33sold his boat to afford the dues. 57
  804. 31:36years of being right, had suddenly met a
  805. 31:38room that did not clap. No one
  806. 31:40applauded. It is a strange thing to
  807. 31:43watch a person learn the sound of the
  808. 31:44absence of applause. It has a pitch. I
  809. 31:47would describe it as the hum of a
  810. 31:49refrigerator in an empty house. And it
  811. 31:51was in that humming quiet that I
  812. 31:53understood the real shape of what had
  813. 31:55happened and why it would not end
  814. 31:56tonight. Because a person like Imagigen
  815. 31:59does not respond to silence with
  816. 32:01humility. She responds the way a
  817. 32:03cornered animal does with the only tools
  818. 32:05she has left. She stood. She smoothed
  819. 32:08the blazer. She looked past all her
  820. 32:10neighbors straight down the length of
  821. 32:12the hall until her eyes found me in the
  822. 32:14last row. And she smiled. If you ever
  823. 32:17want to understand the psychology of a
  824. 32:19person who cannot admit a mistake, watch
  825. 32:22what she does with the next hour. Imagin
  826. 32:24Faircloth did not apologize. She did not
  827. 32:27resign. She did not even deny the email,
  828. 32:30which would at least have been a kind of
  829. 32:32honesty about her ambitions. Instead,
  830. 32:34she did what proud people do when they
  831. 32:37are caught in the open. She looked for
  832. 32:39someone to be the weather. "I was the
  833. 32:41weather." "Mr. Branvold, she said,
  834. 32:44projecting down the hall in the voice
  835. 32:46that had once been a chandelier, has
  836. 32:48exploited a technical gap in the
  837. 32:50paperwork to manipulate this community.
  838. 32:52We will not be bullied by a man who
  839. 32:54profits from our misfortune.
  840. 32:56[clears throat] It was a good speech. I
  841. 32:58have to give her that. The sentences had
  842. 33:00shoulders. A few people even nodded out
  843. 33:02of habit the way a congregation nods at
  844. 33:04the amen. But habit is a weak thing
  845. 33:06against paper. The room was already
  846. 33:09looking at the two sheets on the table,
  847. 33:11and when she paused for the applause
  848. 33:13that the structure of the sentence had
  849. 33:14promised her, the pause filled up with
  850. 33:17nothing. The next morning she went to
  851. 33:20war with a form. Every institution has a
  852. 33:22weapon that looks like a harmless piece
  853. 33:24of stationery. And in the world of small
  854. 33:26dams, it is the complaint to the state.
  855. 33:29A dam owner who neglects his structure
  856. 33:31can be reported. The state sends an
  857. 33:33inspector. The inspector writes a
  858. 33:35finding. The finding, if serious enough,
  859. 33:38can force repairs, restrict operations,
  860. 33:40and attach a name to a problem in
  861. 33:42public. Imagigen's lawyer, a gray,
  862. 33:44careful man named Percal Oaks, advised
  863. 33:46her against it. I know because he told
  864. 33:49me years later over a glass of something
  865. 33:51brown, that he had said the words, "This
  866. 33:53may not accomplish what you expect,"
  867. 33:55three times. She signed the complaint on
  868. 33:58a Tuesday. It alleged deferred
  869. 34:00maintenance, unsafe conditions, and
  870. 34:02negligent operation of the Marin Dam. I
  871. 34:04read my copy, standing in the kitchen in
  872. 34:06my socks, and what I felt was not anger.
  873. 34:09It was something closer to the weary
  874. 34:11affection you feel for a dog that has
  875. 34:13been told not to dig in the garden and
  876. 34:15has dug in the garden at exactly the
  877. 34:17spot where the hose is buried. The state
  878. 34:19dispatched an inspector the following
  879. 34:21Friday. Her name was Dorothia Winslow,
  880. 34:23and she arrived at the South Gate in a
  881. 34:25Grey State sedan at 7:30 in the morning
  882. 34:28with a clipboard, a hard hat, a tape
  883. 34:31measure, a flashlight, a thermos, and
  884. 34:34the unscentimental posture of a woman
  885. 34:36who had inspected 200 dams and had been
  886. 34:39lied to by roughly half of their owners.
  887. 34:41Casper Isle met her there at my request
  888. 34:43as an independent witness. The
  889. 34:46association's lawyer came too in leather
  890. 34:48shoes entirely unsuited for the place
  891. 34:50and Imagin came because there are some
  892. 34:52events that a person of her disposition
  893. 34:54cannot stand to miss even when she is
  894. 34:57the one on the schedule for demolition.
  895. 34:59I will tell you about that morning
  896. 35:00slowly because it was the best morning
  897. 35:02of my year. The mist was still lifting
  898. 35:04off the lake. The sun came in low over
  899. 35:07the orchard and laid long yellow lines
  900. 35:09across the water. The dam stood at the
  901. 35:12south end like an old gray argument. 61
  902. 35:15ft of poured concrete the color of wet
  903. 35:17slate with a curve along its top that
  904. 35:19someone in 1978 had thought was elegant
  905. 35:22and had been correct. The steel gate at
  906. 35:25its center was painted a shade of green
  907. 35:26I had mixed myself. Below it the
  908. 35:28spillway channel ran down through the
  909. 35:30grass clean and open its edges trimmed.
  910. 35:33I handed Winslow the log book. It was a
  911. 35:36blue canvas ledger with a cracked spine.
  912. 35:38Inside were 6 years of dated handwritten
  913. 35:41entries, gate operation records, seepage
  914. 35:44measurements, photographs of the
  915. 35:46downstream toe, notes on a drain that
  916. 35:49I'd cleared in April, a crack I'd
  917. 35:50monitored with a pair of glass telltales
  918. 35:53for 14 months, and a spring flood I'd
  919. 35:55managed by lowering the gate a quarter
  920. 35:57turn every 4 hours for 2 days and
  921. 35:59nights. She turned the pages for a long
  922. 36:01time. Nobody spoke. Somewhere in the
  923. 36:04grass, a metallark started up and
  924. 36:06thought better of it. Then she walked
  925. 36:08the crest. She crouched at the toe of
  926. 36:11the dam and put her palm flat against
  927. 36:13the concrete as one lays a hand on the
  928. 36:15flank of a horse. She checked the weep
  929. 36:17drains. She measured the seep. She
  930. 36:19walked the spillway from top to bottom,
  931. 36:21tapping the walls with her hammer,
  932. 36:23listening. Imagigen stood on the bank
  933. 36:25and watched the inspector and I watched
  934. 36:27Imagigen. Her face did a slow and
  935. 36:29terrible thing. It was the face of a
  936. 36:32person who had expected a verdict and
  937. 36:33was beginning to understand it was going
  938. 36:35to be a lecture. At 10:15, Winslow came
  939. 36:38back to the group, took off her hard
  940. 36:40hat, and said it in the flat voice of
  941. 36:42the state. "This dam is in satisfactory
  942. 36:45condition. The maintenance records are
  943. 36:47thorough. The owner has operated and
  944. 36:49documented it in a manner I'd call
  945. 36:51better than most that I see." Oaks
  946. 36:54closed his eyes. "However," she said,
  947. 36:56and now she turned and for the first
  948. 36:58time that morning looked directly at
  949. 37:00Imagigen. "I do have a concern. I've
  950. 37:03reviewed the site plans provided with
  951. 37:04the complaint. They show a floating
  952. 37:06dock, a restaurant deck overwater,
  953. 37:09additional shoreline structures, and a
  954. 37:11proposal to raise the normal pool by
  955. 37:13roughly 18 in to improve the swimming
  956. 37:16area. That is the intention of the lake
  957. 37:19owners, said Imagigen. Then you should
  958. 37:21know that any of those would require a
  959. 37:23revised hydraologic analysis. The
  960. 37:26spillway was designed in 1978 for a
  961. 37:28different water level and a different
  962. 37:30use. A change like that would trigger a
  963. 37:33safety review of the entire structure
  964. 37:35and the cost of that review and any
  965. 37:37upgrades it identified would fall on the
  966. 37:39party proposing the change. She paused.
  967. 37:42That's you, ma'am. Not Mr. Branvold. A
  968. 37:45long breath went out of Casper. I think
  969. 37:48he'd been holding it since 7:30. In
  970. 37:51other words, Winslow said, "The only
  971. 37:53party currently creating a damn safety
  972. 37:56issue at Lake Marin is the one who filed
  973. 37:58the complaint. I should say that I did
  974. 38:00not enjoy this. I would like to claim I
  975. 38:03did. I imagine it would make a better
  976. 38:05story, but what I felt watching a woman
  977. 38:07who had spent weeks making me a villain
  978. 38:09stand beside a state inspector and learn
  979. 38:11the word spillway was an odd and private
  980. 38:14sadness like watching someone you've
  981. 38:16known a long time. Forget the lyrics to
  982. 38:18a song she sung her whole life. Imagigen
  983. 38:20[snorts] did not speak. The Metoark
  984. 38:22started up again. This time it finished.
  985. 38:25Winslow filed her report that afternoon.
  986. 38:28A copy went to the association addressed
  987. 38:30to the owner of the lake, noting the
  988. 38:32permits required for any proposed
  989. 38:33modifications. It was seven pages. It
  990. 38:37said nothing about Branvold Waterworks
  991. 38:39except the word satisfactory, which is
  992. 38:41the most romantic word in the language
  993. 38:43of inspection. The association's weapon
  994. 38:46had turned in the air and landed point
  995. 38:48first in the association's lap. I would
  996. 38:51like to describe the fall of a leader as
  997. 38:52a single dramatic event, a sword, a
  998. 38:55stumble, a headline. It never is. It is
  999. 38:58a series of ordinary Tuesdays, each one
  1000. 39:01a little emptier than the last. The
  1001. 39:03first Tuesday, the board met and refused
  1002. 39:05to vote on the additional assessment
  1003. 39:06imagining proposed $3,500 per household
  1004. 39:11due in 60 days to stabilize the reserve
  1005. 39:14and complete the lake club 212 homes.
  1006. 39:19The number she hoped to raise was
  1007. 39:20$742,000.
  1008. 39:23The number of members who attended the
  1009. 39:24hearing to oppose it was 104. The rest,
  1010. 39:27I believe, were home reading the
  1011. 39:28newsletter and trying to find a polite
  1012. 39:30synonym for no. The second Tuesday, the
  1013. 39:33road contractor called Gideon to say the
  1014. 39:35repaving schedule could not wait another
  1015. 39:37quarter. The storm drains were failing.
  1016. 39:40The county had asked about the fire
  1017. 39:42system a third time with the specific
  1018. 39:44courtesy that precedes enforcement.
  1019. 39:46There was cash for none of it. The third
  1020. 39:49Tuesday, the board met in close session
  1021. 39:51to discuss options. Gideon laid them out
  1022. 39:53on a single sheet of paper. Option one,
  1023. 39:56raise dues sharply. Option two, borrow
  1024. 39:59at an unfriendly rate. Option three,
  1025. 40:01sell the lake. Nobody said the third
  1026. 40:04option allowed. They simply looked at it
  1027. 40:06for a very long time as if it were a
  1028. 40:09door in a house they had not known had a
  1029. 40:11basement. The listing went up on a
  1030. 40:13Monday with a broker from the city whose
  1031. 40:15smile appeared on the sign. Lake Marin,
  1032. 40:1846 acres, $850,000.
  1033. 40:22A lake for sale is a strange object.
  1034. 40:25Everybody who sees it wants to see the
  1035. 40:27water. Nobody wants to see the title. In
  1036. 40:30the first month, there were 11 showings
  1037. 40:32and no offers. In the second month, the
  1038. 40:35price dropped to 650,000
  1039. 40:37and the broker's smile on the sign
  1040. 40:39developed what I can only describe as a
  1041. 40:41wse. In the third month, 540. Each buyer
  1042. 40:46who toured the property did the same
  1043. 40:47thing. They stood on the shore, looked
  1044. 40:50at the water, said it was gorgeous, then
  1045. 40:52asked a single question. Who controls
  1046. 40:55the dam? And the broker would say in the
  1047. 40:58carefully pleasant tone of a person
  1048. 41:00reading the terms of her own surrender
  1049. 41:02that the dam was independently owned.
  1050. 41:04You could watch the sale die in their
  1051. 41:06faces. In the third month, a man arrived
  1052. 41:08from out of state with a quiet,
  1053. 41:10expensive manner and a quiet, expensive
  1054. 41:12attorney. He toured the shoreline, read
  1055. 41:14the survey, spent two hours alone with
  1056. 41:16Casper Isles old report, and then made
  1057. 41:18an offer. $440,000,
  1058. 41:22subject to 90 days of due diligence on
  1059. 41:24the damn rights. The broker said with a
  1060. 41:26face I cannot describe, that this was a
  1061. 41:29starting point. The man said politely
  1062. 41:32that the lake without operating control
  1063. 41:34was a very large puddle with a view, and
  1064. 41:37that he would be pleased to be proved
  1065. 41:38wrong by someone in possession of a
  1066. 41:40deed. Nobody had one except, of course,
  1067. 41:43me. On a Thursday morning, I sat down at
  1068. 41:46my kitchen table with a yellow legal
  1069. 41:48pad, the same one that still carried my
  1070. 41:50underlying number, and wrote a letter to
  1071. 41:52the board of the Silver Pines Reserve.
  1072. 41:54It was short. I tried to make it kind,
  1073. 41:57which turned out to be harder than
  1074. 41:58making it clever. I offered to purchase
  1075. 42:00Lake Marin, the lake bed, the shoreline,
  1076. 42:03the old boat landing for $465,000
  1077. 42:06cash closing in 30 days. That is 25,000
  1078. 42:09more than the outofstate man. And I did
  1079. 42:12it deliberately. I did not want to pick
  1080. 42:14the association's pockets while it was
  1081. 42:16still lying in the road. I wanted to pay
  1082. 42:18the best price on the market and let
  1083. 42:19them decide that I was a fair man.
  1084. 42:22People remember fairness longer than
  1085. 42:24they remember victory. My reasons were
  1086. 42:26not complicated. A lake and a dam belong
  1087. 42:29together the way a violin and a bow
  1088. 42:31belong together. Two owners will always
  1089. 42:34be one argument. One owner is a plan. I
  1090. 42:37intended to restore the dock, reopen the
  1091. 42:39fishing rent, a few rowboats on
  1092. 42:42Saturdays leave the shoreline as wild as
  1093. 42:44I found it, and mend the dam on the
  1094. 42:46schedule I had already written in my own
  1095. 42:48handwriting 6 years earlier. Naen
  1096. 42:50brought the letter to the next board
  1097. 42:52meeting. She read it aloud in the same
  1098. 42:54flat voice she had used for the email.
  1099. 42:56Nobody breathed. Imagigen stood up so
  1100. 42:59fast her chair rocked. "We will not sell
  1101. 43:01Lake Marin to that man," she said. "That
  1102. 43:04man, he is the reason. He is the reason
  1103. 43:07for all of it. Gideon Faulk, who in 31
  1104. 43:10years of volunteer service on that board
  1105. 43:12had never once raised his voice, did not
  1106. 43:14raise it now. Imagin he said, we cannot
  1107. 43:18price the lake in pride. Pride isn't
  1108. 43:21accepted at the bank. Silence. Then from
  1109. 43:24the end of the table, Naen Callaway
  1110. 43:27lifted her hand. I move that we call a
  1111. 43:29special vote of the membership. She
  1112. 43:32said, on the sale of Lake Maron to Mr.
  1113. 43:34Branville. The motion was seconded in
  1114. 43:37under a second. The room did not
  1115. 43:39applaud. It simply shifted alltogether
  1116. 43:42like a flock of birds turning in a
  1117. 43:44single direction on an invisible
  1118. 43:46command. And in the corner of the room,
  1119. 43:48almost unnoticed, Gideon pulled a thick
  1120. 43:50folder from his bag, the fire district's
  1121. 43:53approval letter, the one that governed
  1122. 43:55the community's water, and began to read
  1123. 43:57it again with his lips moving. I did not
  1124. 44:00notice then. I would remember it in a
  1125. 44:02week. Part five. The special meeting was
  1126. 44:06held in the clubhouse on a Saturday
  1127. 44:08under the chandelier among the
  1128. 44:09watercolors of herands with 141
  1129. 44:12households present and the rendering of
  1130. 44:15the lake club still turned to the wall.
  1131. 44:17Naen laid it out. Gideon had built the
  1132. 44:20table and she read it without ornament.
  1133. 44:22The association had paid $800,000 for
  1134. 44:25the lake and $24,000 in fees. Total
  1135. 44:28824,000.
  1136. 44:30The offer on the table was $465
  1137. 44:33direct loss $359,000
  1138. 44:36and that she added did not count the
  1139. 44:39consultants, the designers, the lawyers,
  1140. 44:41the broker, the insurance, or the
  1141. 44:43reserve that had been starved for 4
  1142. 44:45months. Gideon stood and added one more
  1143. 44:47number. Another year of holding the lake
  1144. 44:50would cost roughly 60,000 in insurance
  1145. 44:52upkeep and liability against an income
  1146. 44:55of nothing. A lake, he said, is a
  1147. 44:58magnificent thing to own if you have a
  1148. 45:00use for it. We were never going to have
  1149. 45:02a use for it. Imagin made her last
  1150. 45:05speech. I will not repeat it. It
  1151. 45:08contained the words legacy, dignity, and
  1152. 45:10principle, and not one noun that could
  1153. 45:13be audited. When she finished, she
  1154. 45:15looked at the room the way a person
  1155. 45:17looks at a mirror in a stranger's house.
  1156. 45:19Then Gideon raised the folder. Before
  1157. 45:21the vote, he said, "I need to read
  1158. 45:24something. It's from the fire district.
  1159. 45:26He had spent a week with the approval
  1160. 45:28letter for the community's fire
  1161. 45:29protection plan. The district had
  1162. 45:31approved the subdivision in 1994 on two
  1163. 45:34conditions. Both recorded both buried in
  1164. 45:37a clause no one had read since the
  1165. 45:39original developer died. The first, a
  1166. 45:41dry hydrant for fire trucks to draw
  1167. 45:43water from the lake located on the south
  1168. 45:44shoreline. That was parcel 14-C.
  1169. 45:48The association was about to sell it.
  1170. 45:51The second the community storm drainage
  1171. 45:53outfall which carried water out of the
  1172. 45:55entire neighborhood in a heavy rain ran
  1173. 45:56through the spillway channel below the
  1174. 45:58dam. That channel was on parcel 14-B
  1175. 46:02mine. We have needed Mr. Branvold said
  1176. 46:06Gideon since the day this subdivision
  1177. 46:08was built whether we owned the lake or
  1178. 46:11not. You could hear the heron paintings
  1179. 46:13breathing. I stood from the last row. I
  1180. 46:16had not intended to speak, but a man who
  1181. 46:19has been silent for a hundred days earns
  1182. 46:21one sentence. The old arrangement was a
  1183. 46:24handshake with a utility. I said, "My
  1184. 46:26company inherited it. Nobody ever asked
  1185. 46:28me to renew it. I'm prepared to put it
  1186. 46:31in writing. 20 years, the hydrant stays,
  1187. 46:34the outfall stays. The fee covers the
  1188. 46:37cost of keeping the channel clear and
  1189. 46:39the gate inspected. And Casper Eel has
  1190. 46:41already priced it. 14,000 a year, not a
  1191. 46:44dollar more than the work. Nobody
  1192. 46:46breathed. Imagigen's lips parted and
  1193. 46:49nothing came out of them. I could have
  1194. 46:51charged you the moon, I said. I'd rather
  1195. 46:54charge you for the maintenance. Most
  1196. 46:56things in life are cheaper when you stop
  1197. 46:58trying to win them. The vote was taken
  1198. 47:01by raised hand. It took 4 minutes, 836
  1199. 47:04to 5. The audit followed in the spring.
  1200. 47:08Gideon and Naen commissioned it
  1201. 47:09themselves and it took 3 weeks to
  1202. 47:11confirm what the folder had already
  1203. 47:13said. The Brightwater email withheld.
  1204. 47:16The membership projection inflated
  1205. 47:18roughly three-fold. The risks
  1206. 47:20unmentioned. The board voted to remove
  1207. 47:22Image and Faircloth as president, 167
  1208. 47:25households in favor, 31 against. Three
  1209. 47:27directors who had cheered loudest at the
  1210. 47:29auction discovered in the weeks that
  1211. 47:31followed that they had always had
  1212. 47:33doubts. The association trimmed its
  1213. 47:36programs. It postponed the pool
  1214. 47:38resurfacing and cancelled the summer
  1215. 47:40concert. It rebuilt its reserve a little
  1216. 47:42at a time over years in the dull and
  1217. 47:44honorable way reserves are built. I
  1218. 47:46repaired the dam on the schedule I had
  1219. 47:48written 6 years earlier. I mended the
  1220. 47:50dock. I put four rowboats on the water,
  1221. 47:53painted them the color of the gate, and
  1222. 47:55opened a small fishing camp on
  1223. 47:57Saturdays. The shoreline stayed wild.
  1224. 48:00Several members of Silver Pines,
  1225. 48:01including Adele Puit Ham, who had paid
  1226. 48:04the only deposit, came to fish. She
  1227. 48:06brought her sister-in-law. They caught
  1228. 48:08nothing and stayed until dark. On a gray
  1229. 48:11afternoon in late autumn, a white SUV
  1230. 48:13slowed on the county road where it
  1231. 48:15passes the lake. I was on the dock
  1232. 48:17mending a line. I saw it stop at the
  1233. 48:19entrance. Where a vinyl banner reading
  1234. 48:22Silver Pines Lake Club had once been zip
  1235. 48:24tied to the gate, there was now a plain
  1236. 48:27wooden board handlettered bolted to a
  1237. 48:29cedar post. Branold Lake and Land,
  1238. 48:32private property. She sat there a long
  1239. 48:35while, the engine idled. The water lay
  1240. 48:38flat and green behind the trees.
  1241. 48:40Whatever she was seeing, whatever she
  1242. 48:42was adding up, I'll never know. She had
  1243. 48:45stood once among 40 people clapping
  1244. 48:47certain that $800,000 had bought her a
  1245. 48:50victory that could not be taken. She had
  1246. 48:52bought an education, and the education
  1247. 48:55had cost more per lesson than any school
  1248. 48:57in the county. Then the SUV pulled
  1249. 49:00slowly away. People ask me whether I
  1250. 49:02feel I won. I tell them the truth. I did
  1251. 49:06not beat her. Nobody beat her. She beat
  1252. 49:08herself loudly and with applause. And
  1253. 49:10all I did was keep the paperwork. She
  1254. 49:12won the auction. I'll give
  1255. 49:14[clears throat] her that. But she spent
  1256. 49:15$800,000 buying a lake without the dam.
  1257. 49:19And in the end, she sold that same leg
  1258. 49:21back to the man she was trying to

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