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The Girl Who "Hates" Me Heard Me Joke, “Stay With Me Tonight”… and Said “Yes” Too Fast — Transcript

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  1. 0:00The blizzard had already buried half of
  2. 0:02Minneapolis when I looked at the girl
  3. 0:04who'd spent a whole year trying to put
  4. 0:06me out of business and joked, "Guess
  5. 0:08you'll have to stay with me tonight,
  6. 0:09Martinez." I said it loud enough for the
  7. 0:12whole brewery staff to hear. I fully
  8. 0:14expected her to throw a taco at my head.
  9. 0:17Instead, Gabi Martinez looked up from
  10. 0:19her frozen food truck and said, "Okay."
  11. 0:22Just like that. No pause, no insult, no
  12. 0:25eye roll. Okay. Too fast. The bartender
  13. 0:30dropped a glass. The cook stopped
  14. 0:31mopping and I stood there in the snow
  15. 0:34with my mouth open realizing my joke had
  16. 0:37just turned into something very, very
  17. 0:39real. My name is Eli Sutton. I'm 32
  18. 0:43years old and I own a barbecue food
  19. 0:45truck called Smoke & Sutton. Brisket,
  20. 0:47pulled pork, ribs, and a cornbread
  21. 0:50recipe my grandma took to her grave and
  22. 0:52then somehow left me in a shoebox. For
  23. 0:55the past year, my truck had been parked
  24. 0:57behind the North Loop Brewery every
  25. 0:59single day. Right next to Gabi's. Gabi
  26. 1:02ran a taco truck called Lorena, the
  27. 1:04queen, painted bright pink with gold
  28. 1:07crowns all over it. So loud you could
  29. 1:09probably see it from space. She was 29,
  30. 1:13curly black hair she wore in a high bun
  31. 1:15with a pencil stuck through it, big
  32. 1:17brown eyes, gold hoop earrings, and a
  33. 1:19mouth that could cut you in half before
  34. 1:21you finished your sentence. From the
  35. 1:23first day we parked next to each other,
  36. 1:25it was war. I played mariachi music at
  37. 1:28full volume. I played classic rock
  38. 1:31louder. She put up a chalkboard sign
  39. 1:33that said, "Better than whatever he's
  40. 1:35smoking." I put up one that said,
  41. 1:37"Brisket, because tacos are just tiny
  42. 1:39sandwiches." She posted a video of
  43. 1:41herself making fun of my apron. I posted
  44. 1:44a video of myself taste testing her
  45. 1:45salsa and pretending to pass out. The
  46. 1:48video got 100,000 views. Her reply video
  47. 1:51got 200,000. Customers came just to
  48. 1:54watch us fight. The brewery owner, a big
  49. 1:57bearded guy named Dutch, told us once,
  50. 1:59"You two should just get married." Gabby
  51. 2:01laughed. "I would rather marry my deep
  52. 2:04fryer. Your brisket has the personality
  53. 2:06of a wet sock." she told me. That was
  54. 2:09us, every day for a year. And here's the
  55. 2:12embarrassing truth. I looked forward to
  56. 2:15it every single morning. Pulling into
  57. 2:17that lot and seeing that ridiculous pink
  58. 2:19truck made my whole day better. Watching
  59. 2:22her dance behind her counter to her
  60. 2:24mariachi music when she thought nobody
  61. 2:26was looking, hearing her laugh at
  62. 2:27something a customer said, catching her
  63. 2:29stealing a bite of my cornbread when she
  64. 2:31thought I was in the back. I told myself
  65. 2:33it was just a fun rivalry. I told myself
  66. 2:36a lot of things. That Saturday was the
  67. 2:38winter carnival kickoff. By 6:00, the
  68. 2:41snow was coming down sideways. By 7:00,
  69. 2:44the city closed all roads. I shut down
  70. 2:46my truck. My apartment was right
  71. 2:48upstairs, above the brewery. But when I
  72. 2:50walked outside, Gabby was still standing
  73. 2:52next to her truck. Her generator had
  74. 2:54died. Her hands were shoved in the
  75. 2:56pockets of a thin denim jacket that was
  76. 2:59definitely not made for Minnesota, and
  77. 3:01she was staring at her phone like it had
  78. 3:02just betrayed her. "Roads are closed."
  79. 3:05she said. "My car's buried. The bridges
  80. 3:07are shut down. Can you get an Uber?" She
  81. 3:09held up her phone. "2-hour wait, and
  82. 3:11then they canceled." She was shivering
  83. 3:14hard. Her lips were turning a little
  84. 3:16blue. That's when I made my stupid joke
  85. 3:18in front of everyone. "Guess you'll have
  86. 3:20to stay with me tonight, Martinez." and
  87. 3:23she said "Okay." Too fast. Then her face
  88. 3:26turned bright red like she just hurt
  89. 3:28herself, and she quickly added "On the
  90. 3:31couch, obviously, because I don't want
  91. 3:33to freeze to death and have you take
  92. 3:34credit for winning the taco war."
  93. 3:37"Obviously." I said. But I saw something
  94. 3:39flash across her face, something tired
  95. 3:42and scared and very, very relieved. She
  96. 3:45went back to her truck and came out
  97. 3:47carrying a big black duffel bag and a
  98. 3:49pillow. A pillow. I didn't think about
  99. 3:52it then. I should have. My apartment was
  100. 3:55small, one bedroom, a little kitchen, a
  101. 3:57couch that was my uncle's, and a window
  102. 3:59that looked right out over the snowy
  103. 4:01street. It smelled like smoked wood
  104. 4:03because everything I owned smelled like
  105. 4:05smoked wood. Gabi stood in the doorway
  106. 4:08dripping snow and looked around. "Wow,"
  107. 4:11she said, "it's exactly what I expected.
  108. 4:13Is that an insult? There's a mounted
  109. 4:16fish on your wall, Eli." "His name is
  110. 4:18Gary. He was a gift." "From who?" "My
  111. 4:21grandpa. He caught it in 1974."
  112. 4:24She looked at Gary, Gary looked at her.
  113. 4:26She almost smiled. I grabbed her a towel
  114. 4:29and one of my flannel shirts and a pair
  115. 4:30of sweatpants. "Bathroom's down the
  116. 4:32hall. Hot water takes a minute. Bang on
  117. 4:35the pipe twice if it gets cold." "You
  118. 4:37have to bang on the pipe?" "It's a
  119. 4:39historic building." She took the clothes
  120. 4:41and disappeared down the hall. I heard
  121. 4:43the shower turn on, then I heard the
  122. 4:45pipe bang twice, then I heard her laugh.
  123. 4:48When she came out 20 minutes later, she
  124. 4:50was wearing my red flannel shirt with
  125. 4:52the sleeves rolled up five times and my
  126. 4:54gray sweatpants rolled at the ankles.
  127. 4:56Her curly hair was down and wet around
  128. 4:58her shoulders, no hoop earrings, no
  129. 5:01pencil in her bun, no armor. I forgot to
  130. 5:04breathe. "Stop staring," she said. "I'm
  131. 5:07not staring." "You're staring at me like
  132. 5:09I'm a rack of ribs." "That's the highest
  133. 5:12compliment a barbecue man can give." She
  134. 5:15rolled her eyes, but her cheeks went
  135. 5:17pink.
  136. 5:18"Are you hungry?" I asked. "Starving." I
  137. 5:21opened my fridge. Brisket, a sad onion.
  138. 5:24That was it. Gabi pushed me out of the
  139. 5:27way. "Move." "What are you doing?"
  140. 5:29"Saving you from yourself." She dug
  141. 5:32through my cabinets and came out with a
  142. 5:34bag of tortillas I didn't remember
  143. 5:36buying, a can of chipotle peppers, and
  144. 5:38some limes that were probably older than
  145. 5:41Gary. "Sit down, watch a professional."
  146. 5:44I sat down at my little kitchen table
  147. 5:47and watched Gabi Martinez cook in my
  148. 5:49kitchen wearing my clothes, barefoot,
  149. 5:53humming a mariachi song under her
  150. 5:54breath.
  151. 5:55She crisped my brisket in a hot pan with
  152. 5:58chipotle and onion, warmed the tortillas
  153. 6:01right on the burner, and slid a plate in
  154. 6:03front of me. Brisket tacos, she said.
  155. 6:06Your meat, my magic. Try it. I took a
  156. 6:10bite, and I swear to you I almost cried.
  157. 6:14It was the best thing I'd ever eaten in
  158. 6:16my life. Smoky and spicy and crispy and
  159. 6:20perfect. My grandma's brisket and Gabi's
  160. 6:23tortillas together, like they'd been
  161. 6:25waiting their whole lives to meet. "Oh
  162. 6:28no," I said with my mouth full. "What?
  163. 6:31This is so good. This is so much better
  164. 6:34than either of us. This is terrible
  165. 6:36news." Gabi sat down across from me and
  166. 6:39took a bite of her own taco. Her eyes
  167. 6:41went wide. "Oh no," she whispered.
  168. 6:44"Right? We're better together. Don't say
  169. 6:47it out loud." We both started laughing,
  170. 6:50and we didn't stop for a long time.
  171. 6:53After dinner, I made up the couch for
  172. 6:55her with every blanket I owned. Outside,
  173. 6:58the snow was still coming down hard,
  174. 7:00piling up against the window. The
  175. 7:02streetlights glowed orange through the
  176. 7:04storm. Gabi went to grab something from
  177. 7:06her duffel bag. She unzipped it on the
  178. 7:08floor next to the couch, and that's when
  179. 7:11I saw what was inside. Not just one
  180. 7:13change of clothes, five or six. A
  181. 7:16toothbrush and toothpaste, shampoo, a
  182. 7:19little bag of makeup, a phone charger, a
  183. 7:22framed photo of an older woman, a folded
  184. 7:25up stack of papers, a sleeping bag
  185. 7:27rolled up tight at the bottom. That
  186. 7:29wasn't an overnight bag. That was
  187. 7:31everything she owned. Gabi saw me
  188. 7:34looking. She froze. The room went quiet.
  189. 7:37Even the wind outside seemed to stop.
  190. 7:40"Gabi," I said slowly, "why do you have
  191. 7:43a sleeping bag?" She zipped the bag
  192. 7:45closed fast. "No reason." "Gabi." "I
  193. 7:49like to be prepared. Minnesota
  194. 7:51blizzards, you know."
  195. 7:53"Where have you been sleeping?" She
  196. 7:55didn't answer. She just stared at the
  197. 7:57floor, and suddenly a lot of things made
  198. 8:00sense. Why her truck was always the last
  199. 8:03one to leave at night. Why she was
  200. 8:05always the first one there in the
  201. 8:06morning before the sun was up. Why she'd
  202. 8:09been wearing the same three hoodies for
  203. 8:11weeks. Why she said okay so fast when I
  204. 8:14joked about staying with me. "Gabi," I
  205. 8:17said quietly, "have you been sleeping in
  206. 8:19your truck?" She sat down on the couch.
  207. 8:22She pulled her knees up to her chest
  208. 8:24inside my flannel shirt and for the
  209. 8:26first time in a year the queen of the
  210. 8:28North Loop looked small. "Three weeks,"
  211. 8:31she whispered. My heart broke. "My
  212. 8:34business partner, Marco, we started
  213. 8:36Lorena together two years ago. He was
  214. 8:39also my boyfriend." She laughed
  215. 8:41bitterly. "Last month I found out he'd
  216. 8:44emptied our business account, every
  217. 8:46dollar, $32,000,
  218. 8:49and moved to Phoenix with a girl from
  219. 8:50his gym." "Gabi," she
  220. 8:53"I couldn't make rent. I got evicted and
  221. 8:56I didn't tell anybody. Not my mom, not
  222. 8:58my friends, not anybody." Her voice
  223. 9:01cracked. "Because I was so embarrassed.
  224. 9:03The queen of the taco truck living in
  225. 9:06her taco truck with a space heater and a
  226. 9:08sleeping bag." "Why didn't you tell me?"
  227. 9:11She looked up at me with wet eyes.
  228. 9:13"Because you're the guy I'm supposed to
  229. 9:15beat, Eli. You're the one person I could
  230. 9:18never let see me lose." I just sat down
  231. 9:21on the other end of the couch and waited
  232. 9:23very quietly.
  233. 9:25"Tonight when my generator died, I was
  234. 9:27so cold. My space heater wouldn't work
  235. 9:30and I was standing there thinking I'm
  236. 9:32going to have to sleep in a freezing
  237. 9:34truck in a blizzard and then you made
  238. 9:37that stupid joke." She wiped her eyes
  239. 9:39with the sleeve of my shirt. "And I said
  240. 9:42yes too fast because I was so cold and
  241. 9:45so tired and because"
  242. 9:47"Because what?" I asked softly. She
  243. 9:51looked at me. Her brown eyes were red
  244. 9:53and shiny in the lamplight. "Because it
  245. 9:56was you," she said. "If it had been
  246. 9:58anybody else I would have slept in the
  247. 10:00truck, but it was you and for a whole
  248. 10:02year you're the only thing that made me
  249. 10:05laugh every day even when everything
  250. 10:07else was falling apart."
  251. 10:09The snow kept falling outside, the
  252. 10:12radiator clanked, and I sat there
  253. 10:14feeling my whole heart turn over in my
  254. 10:17chest. "Gabi," I said, "can I tell you a
  255. 10:20secret?" She nodded. "I don't actually
  256. 10:23like classic rock that much." She
  257. 10:26blinked. "What?" "I play it every day
  258. 10:28because if I didn't, I'd just sit in my
  259. 10:31truck listening to your mariachi music
  260. 10:33and smiling like an idiot and you'd
  261. 10:35see." Her mouth fell open. "And that
  262. 10:38sign about tacos being tiny sandwiches?
  263. 10:41I made it because you laughed so hard at
  264. 10:44my first sign. I wanted to make you
  265. 10:46laugh again."
  266. 10:47"Gabi Martinez," she whispered, "I've
  267. 10:50been looking forward to fighting with
  268. 10:52you every morning for a year. It's the
  269. 10:54best part of my day. You're the best
  270. 10:57part of my day." She stared at me for a
  271. 10:59long time. Then she laughed, a wet,
  272. 11:02shaky, beautiful laugh. "We're so
  273. 11:05stupid," she said. "So stupid. A whole
  274. 11:08year? A whole year of tiny sandwich
  275. 11:11jokes." She wiped her eyes again. Then
  276. 11:14she reached across the couch and took my
  277. 11:16hand. Her fingers were finally warm.
  278. 11:19"Thank you," she said quietly, "for not
  279. 11:22making me feel small." "You could never
  280. 11:24be small, Gabi. You're the queen." She
  281. 11:27smiled and it was the most beautiful
  282. 11:29thing I'd ever seen. That night she fell
  283. 11:32asleep on my couch under five blankets,
  284. 11:35still holding my hand. I fell asleep
  285. 11:38sitting on the floor next to her, my
  286. 11:39head resting against the cushion. When I
  287. 11:42woke at 7:00, Gary the fish was staring
  288. 11:44at me from the wall. The whole city was
  289. 11:47buried in white and Gabi was gone. My
  290. 11:50heart dropped. Then I smelled coffee.
  291. 11:53She was in my kitchen wearing my flannel
  292. 11:55shirt making breakfast. Eggs, leftover
  293. 11:58brisket, potatoes, and tortillas singing
  294. 12:01along to a mariachi song playing on her
  295. 12:04phone, badly. She turned around and saw
  296. 12:07me in the doorway. "Good morning, tiny
  297. 12:09sandwich," she said smiling. That's when
  298. 12:12I knew I was completely in love with
  299. 12:14her.
  300. 12:15The whole city was shut down that day.
  301. 12:17The snow was up to my knees. Nobody
  302. 12:19could drive anywhere. So, Gabi and I
  303. 12:22spent the day snowed in. We cooked. We
  304. 12:24argued about whether ketchup belongs on
  305. 12:27eggs. She said I should be arrested. In
  306. 12:29the afternoon, the snow stopped and the
  307. 12:32sun came out and the whole world was
  308. 12:34sparkling. Gabi pressed her face against
  309. 12:37my window like a little kid.
  310. 12:39I've never seen this much snow in my
  311. 12:40life, she said. I grew up in San
  312. 12:43Antonio. We got snow once. It was 2 in.
  313. 12:46The whole city panicked.
  314. 12:48You've never played in snow? I've never
  315. 12:51even made a snowman. I grabbed her hand.
  316. 12:54Come on. Put on your shoes. It's 12°
  317. 12:57outside. That's practically summer here.
  318. 13:00Come on, Queen.
  319. 13:01We went down to the empty street behind
  320. 13:03the brewery. Everything was white and
  321. 13:05silent. Our two food trucks were buried
  322. 13:08up to their windows. One pink, one
  323. 13:10black, sitting side by side like two
  324. 13:13snowy old friends.
  325. 13:15I taught her how to make a snowball. She
  326. 13:17threw it straight at my face. Hey!
  327. 13:21You taught me. She was laughing so hard
  328. 13:23she could barely stand. You literally
  329. 13:25just taught me.
  330. 13:27So, I chased her through the snow around
  331. 13:29the trucks while she screamed and
  332. 13:31laughed and threw snowballs over her
  333. 13:33shoulder. She tripped in a snowdrift and
  334. 13:36I tripped right after her and we both
  335. 13:38landed in the snow side by side flat on
  336. 13:41our backs laughing like crazy.
  337. 13:44When the laughing finally stopped, we
  338. 13:46just lay there looking up at the bright
  339. 13:47blue sky. Her cheeks were pink. There
  340. 13:50was snow in her curly hair. Her breath
  341. 13:52made little white clouds. She turned her
  342. 13:55head and looked at me.
  343. 13:57Eli? Yeah?
  344. 13:59I said yes too fast last night.
  345. 14:02I know.
  346. 14:04I'm saying it again now, slower. She
  347. 14:07took a breath. Yes.
  348. 14:10Yes to what?
  349. 14:11To whatever you were going to ask next.
  350. 14:15I rolled over onto my side, propped up
  351. 14:17on one elbow, and looked down at her.
  352. 14:19Snowflakes on her eyelashes, her lips
  353. 14:22red from the cold. "I wasn't going to
  354. 14:25ask anything," I said.
  355. 14:27"Then do something," she whispered.
  356. 14:30So, I kissed her.
  357. 14:31Right there in the snow, between our two
  358. 14:33buried food trucks, with the whole city
  359. 14:36silent around us.
  360. 14:38Her lips were cold, but her kiss was
  361. 14:40warm. She grabbed the collar of my
  362. 14:42jacket and pulled me closer. I slid my
  363. 14:44hand into her snowy curls, and for a
  364. 14:47long time, neither of us felt the cold
  365. 14:49at all.
  366. 14:50When we finally pulled apart, she was
  367. 14:52smiling up at me.
  368. 14:54"That," she said, "was way better than
  369. 14:56tiny sandwiches."
  370. 14:58That night, I made her an offer.
  371. 15:01We were sitting at my kitchen table,
  372. 15:02eating the last of the brisket tacos.
  373. 15:04I'd been thinking about it all day.
  374. 15:07"The winter carnival runs for two more
  375. 15:09weeks. Thousands of people every day.
  376. 15:12I know, and my generator's dead, and I
  377. 15:15can't afford a new one."
  378. 15:16"Then don't use yours. Use mine. Let's
  379. 15:19combine the trucks just for the
  380. 15:21carnival. My briskets, your tortillas.
  381. 15:24Brisket tacos. We split everything
  382. 15:2650/50."
  383. 15:27Gabby went very still.
  384. 15:30"I don't want your charity, Eli."
  385. 15:32"It's not charity, it's business. You
  386. 15:34tasted those tacos. We'd make a
  387. 15:36fortune."
  388. 15:37I leaned forward. "And you can stay
  389. 15:39here, on the couch, paying rent, 50
  390. 15:42bucks a week, plus breakfast."
  391. 15:45"50 bucks a week is not real rent."
  392. 15:47"It's real rent for a couch next to a
  393. 15:49fish named Gary."
  394. 15:51She looked at me for a long time. I knew
  395. 15:54she was proud, and I knew how hard it
  396. 15:56was for her to say yes to help.
  397. 15:58"50/50?" she said slowly.
  398. 16:01"50/50."
  399. 16:03"And I get to pick the music."
  400. 16:05"Gabby."
  401. 16:06"Mariachi, Eli, or no deal."
  402. 16:10I sighed dramatically. "Fine. Mariachi."
  403. 16:14She stuck out her hand. "Partners."
  404. 16:17I shook it. Partners.
  405. 16:19She didn't let go. She held onto my hand
  406. 16:22and smiled. Then she leaned across the
  407. 16:24table and kissed me.
  408. 16:26"For the record," she said, "I'm only
  409. 16:28kissing you for business reasons."
  410. 16:31Of course.
  411. 16:32It builds team morale. Very important.
  412. 16:36For the next 2 weeks, our combined truck
  413. 16:38was the hottest thing at the winter
  414. 16:40carnival.
  415. 16:41We painted a big sign on the side of my
  416. 16:43black truck, Smoke & Raina Brisket
  417. 16:46Tacos, Better Together.
  418. 16:48The line wrapped around the block every
  419. 16:50day. Our joint video got 2 million
  420. 16:53views. Gabi danced behind the counter to
  421. 16:55mariachi music while I sliced brisket,
  422. 16:58and every time she bumped me with her
  423. 17:00hip, the customers cheered. By the end
  424. 17:02of the carnival, we'd made more money in
  425. 17:042 weeks than either of us made in 6
  426. 17:06months.
  427. 17:07Gabi had enough to buy a new generator,
  428. 17:09enough to put a deposit on a new
  429. 17:11apartment, enough to start over.
  430. 17:14And that's when everything got
  431. 17:15complicated.
  432. 17:17On the last night of the carnival, after
  433. 17:19we closed up, Gabi was quiet, too quiet.
  434. 17:23She counted her half of the money three
  435. 17:24times. Then she looked at me.
  436. 17:27"I found an apartment in northeast. I
  437. 17:30can move in Monday." My heart dropped,
  438. 17:33but I smiled.
  439. 17:34"That's great, Gabi. That's really
  440. 17:36great."
  441. 17:37"I'm going to fix my generator, get
  442. 17:39Ladena running again, on my own."
  443. 17:42"Okay."
  444. 17:43She looked down at the stack of money.
  445. 17:45"I need to do this by myself, Eli. I
  446. 17:48need to know I can stand up on my own,
  447. 17:51without Marco, without anybody."
  448. 17:54"Without me," I said quietly.
  449. 17:57She didn't answer.
  450. 17:59"I understand," I said. And I did. I
  451. 18:02really did.
  452. 18:04On Monday, she packed her duffel bag.
  453. 18:06She folded my flannel shirt and left it
  454. 18:09on the couch. She hugged me at the door.
  455. 18:12She hugged Gary the fish, which was
  456. 18:14weird, but I let it go.
  457. 18:17Then she left.
  458. 18:18The next 2 weeks were the worst of my
  459. 18:21life.
  460. 18:22Every morning, I parked my truck behind
  461. 18:25the brewery. Every morning, Gabby parked
  462. 18:28her pink truck right next to mine with
  463. 18:30her brand new generator humming. But,
  464. 18:33she didn't play her mariachi music, and
  465. 18:35I didn't play my classic rock. There
  466. 18:38were no signs, no insults, no videos,
  467. 18:42just silence.
  468. 18:44A regular named Mr. Patel came out to my
  469. 18:47window and said, "What's wrong with you
  470. 18:49two? It's like watching my parents
  471. 18:51divorce."
  472. 18:52On Friday, he came out with two cups of
  473. 18:55coffee and leaned against my truck.
  474. 18:58"So, you going to fix this or what?"
  475. 19:01"She wants to stand on her own."
  476. 19:03"Standing on your own doesn't mean
  477. 19:06standing alone, kid." He handed me a
  478. 19:08coffee. "She's been looking over at your
  479. 19:10truck every 5 minutes for 2 weeks, and
  480. 19:14you've been looking at hers. It's
  481. 19:15pathetic. I'm embarrassed for both of
  482. 19:17you."
  483. 19:19I looked over at Lorena. Gabby was
  484. 19:21behind her counter making tacos, not
  485. 19:24dancing, not singing. She looked up. Our
  486. 19:28eyes met. She looked away fast.
  487. 19:31Dutch was right.
  488. 19:32The next morning, I got to the lot an
  489. 19:35hour early before the sun came up,
  490. 19:38before Gabby's truck pulled in. I got to
  491. 19:41work. When Gabby parked Lorena at 7:00
  492. 19:44a.m. and climbed out, she stopped dead
  493. 19:47in the snow because my truck was
  494. 19:49blasting mariachi music full volume, and
  495. 19:53there was a brand new chalkboard sign
  496. 19:55leaning against my front wheel.
  497. 19:58It said in big letters, "Best tacos in
  498. 20:01Minneapolis, next door." Arrow. And
  499. 20:04underneath in smaller letters, "P.S. I'm
  500. 20:08in love with the queen."
  501. 20:10Gabby stood there in the snow staring at
  502. 20:13the sign. Her hand went up to her mouth.
  503. 20:16I leaned out of my truck window.
  504. 20:18"Morning, Martinez," I said. She looked
  505. 20:21at me. Her eyes were already filling
  506. 20:23with tears. "You're playing mariachi
  507. 20:26music," she said. "I've been practicing.
  508. 20:29I know the words to three songs now."
  509. 20:32"You do not." "I know them badly."
  510. 20:35She laughed and a tear rolled down her
  511. 20:37cheek. I climbed out of my truck and
  512. 20:40walked over to her through the snow
  513. 20:42until I was standing right in front of
  514. 20:44her.
  515. 20:45"Gabby," I said, "I know you need to
  516. 20:48stand on your own and you are. You did
  517. 20:50it. You got your truck back. You got
  518. 20:53your apartment. You did it all yourself.
  519. 20:56I'm so proud of you." I took a breath.
  520. 20:59"But standing on your own doesn't mean
  521. 21:01standing alone, Eli. You can stand next
  522. 21:04to me, side by side, like our trucks,
  523. 21:07like we've been doing all along."
  524. 21:10She was crying now, really crying.
  525. 21:13"I missed you so much," she whispered.
  526. 21:16"I missed the fighting. I missed your
  527. 21:18stupid signs. I missed Gary."
  528. 21:21"Gary missed you, too. He's been
  529. 21:23depressed." "He's a fish, Eli. He's been
  530. 21:26dead since 1974."
  531. 21:29"He's been more dead than usual." She
  532. 21:32laughed so hard she had to grab my
  533. 21:34jacket to stay standing. Then she held
  534. 21:37onto it and she looked up at me.
  535. 21:39"I love you, Eli," she said. "I think
  536. 21:42I've loved you since the tiny sandwich
  537. 21:44sign."
  538. 21:45"I love you, too, Eli. Since the first
  539. 21:48time you stole my cornbread." Her eyes
  540. 21:51went wide. "You saw that?" "Every single
  541. 21:54time." She grabbed my face with both
  542. 21:57hands and kissed me in the middle of the
  543. 21:59parking lot in the snow with mariachi
  544. 22:02music blasting from my truck and the
  545. 22:04morning sun coming up over the brewery.
  546. 22:07Dutch, standing in the brewery door with
  547. 22:10his coffee, started clapping. Then Mr.
  548. 22:13Then Mr. Patel, who was already in line
  549. 22:15for breakfast, started clapping, too.
  550. 22:18Then the whole line, everybody cheering
  551. 22:20in the freezing cold. When we finally
  552. 22:23pulled apart, Gabby was laughing and
  553. 22:25crying and holding on to me like she'd
  554. 22:27never let go.
  555. 22:28"So, what now?" she asked. "Now," I
  556. 22:31said, "we go to work side by side."
  557. 22:35"Mediocre?" "Every day."
  558. 22:38The rest of that winter, our two trucks
  559. 22:40parked side by side behind the brewery.
  560. 22:42Hers pink, mine black, but we made one
  561. 22:45menu. Brisket tacos, pulled pork
  562. 22:48quesadillas, my grandma's cornbread with
  563. 22:50her chipotle honey butter. And every
  564. 22:53morning I put up a new sign, and every
  565. 22:55morning she put one right back. My sign,
  566. 22:58"Best barbecue in Minnesota." Her sign,
  567. 23:01"Best barbecue man in Minnesota. Still
  568. 23:03terrible at snowball fights." My sign,
  569. 23:06"Free brisket if you can make Gabi
  570. 23:08laugh." Her sign, "Nobody wins that. He
  571. 23:11already did."
  572. 23:13A year later, on the anniversary of the
  573. 23:15blizzard, it was snowing again. Not a
  574. 23:18blizzard this time, just soft, slow
  575. 23:21flakes falling over the North Loop.
  576. 23:23Gabi pulled into the lot at 7:00 a.m.
  577. 23:25like always. She climbed out of Lorena
  578. 23:28and she stopped. My truck's chalkboard
  579. 23:31sign was standing in the snow right in
  580. 23:33between our two trucks. It said, "Gabi
  581. 23:36Martinez, a year ago I joked, 'Stay with
  582. 23:39me tonight.' and you said yes too fast.
  583. 23:42Now I'm asking you to stay with me
  584. 23:44forever. Take your time."
  585. 23:47Underneath it, in the snow, I was down
  586. 23:49on one knee holding a little velvet box.
  587. 23:52Gabi put both hands over her mouth. Then
  588. 23:54she turned around, ran back to her
  589. 23:56truck, grabbed a piece of chalk, wiped
  590. 23:59her own sign clean, and wrote something
  591. 24:01on it as fast as she could. Then she
  592. 24:03held it up over her head. It said, in
  593. 24:06big pink letters, "Yes, too fast.
  594. 24:09Again."
  595. 24:10She ran to me and knocked me flat into
  596. 24:13the snowdrift, kissing me over and over
  597. 24:15while I tried to get the ring on her
  598. 24:17finger.
  599. 24:18We got married that spring in the
  600. 24:19brewery parking lot. Our two trucks
  601. 24:21decorated with string lights. Dutch
  602. 24:24officiated. Gary the fish wore a little
  603. 24:26bow tie. The menu was brisket tacos and
  604. 24:30our first dance was a mariachi song. I
  605. 24:32knew all the words, badly.
  606. 24:35Today, we have a little restaurant
  607. 24:37downtown called Smoke & Reyna. Gabi runs
  608. 24:40the kitchen, I run the smoker. We still
  609. 24:43fight every single day about music,
  610. 24:45about salsa, about whether ketchup
  611. 24:47belongs on eggs, and every night when we
  612. 24:50lock up, she looks at me and says, "Stay
  613. 24:52with me tonight?" And I always say yes.
  614. 24:56Too fast.
  615. 24:57So, tell me, have you ever been rivals
  616. 25:00with someone you secretly liked? Or has
  617. 25:02anyone ever said yes to you so fast that
  618. 25:04it changed everything? Share your story
  619. 25:07in the comments. And if this story made
  620. 25:09you smile, hit like, subscribe, and I'll
  621. 25:12see you in the next one.

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