The Girl Who "Hates" Me Heard Me Joke, “Stay With Me Tonight”… and Said “Yes” Too Fast — Transcript
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- 0:00The blizzard had already buried half of
- 0:02Minneapolis when I looked at the girl
- 0:04who'd spent a whole year trying to put
- 0:06me out of business and joked, "Guess
- 0:08you'll have to stay with me tonight,
- 0:09Martinez." I said it loud enough for the
- 0:12whole brewery staff to hear. I fully
- 0:14expected her to throw a taco at my head.
- 0:17Instead, Gabi Martinez looked up from
- 0:19her frozen food truck and said, "Okay."
- 0:22Just like that. No pause, no insult, no
- 0:25eye roll. Okay. Too fast. The bartender
- 0:30dropped a glass. The cook stopped
- 0:31mopping and I stood there in the snow
- 0:34with my mouth open realizing my joke had
- 0:37just turned into something very, very
- 0:39real. My name is Eli Sutton. I'm 32
- 0:43years old and I own a barbecue food
- 0:45truck called Smoke & Sutton. Brisket,
- 0:47pulled pork, ribs, and a cornbread
- 0:50recipe my grandma took to her grave and
- 0:52then somehow left me in a shoebox. For
- 0:55the past year, my truck had been parked
- 0:57behind the North Loop Brewery every
- 0:59single day. Right next to Gabi's. Gabi
- 1:02ran a taco truck called Lorena, the
- 1:04queen, painted bright pink with gold
- 1:07crowns all over it. So loud you could
- 1:09probably see it from space. She was 29,
- 1:13curly black hair she wore in a high bun
- 1:15with a pencil stuck through it, big
- 1:17brown eyes, gold hoop earrings, and a
- 1:19mouth that could cut you in half before
- 1:21you finished your sentence. From the
- 1:23first day we parked next to each other,
- 1:25it was war. I played mariachi music at
- 1:28full volume. I played classic rock
- 1:31louder. She put up a chalkboard sign
- 1:33that said, "Better than whatever he's
- 1:35smoking." I put up one that said,
- 1:37"Brisket, because tacos are just tiny
- 1:39sandwiches." She posted a video of
- 1:41herself making fun of my apron. I posted
- 1:44a video of myself taste testing her
- 1:45salsa and pretending to pass out. The
- 1:48video got 100,000 views. Her reply video
- 1:51got 200,000. Customers came just to
- 1:54watch us fight. The brewery owner, a big
- 1:57bearded guy named Dutch, told us once,
- 1:59"You two should just get married." Gabby
- 2:01laughed. "I would rather marry my deep
- 2:04fryer. Your brisket has the personality
- 2:06of a wet sock." she told me. That was
- 2:09us, every day for a year. And here's the
- 2:12embarrassing truth. I looked forward to
- 2:15it every single morning. Pulling into
- 2:17that lot and seeing that ridiculous pink
- 2:19truck made my whole day better. Watching
- 2:22her dance behind her counter to her
- 2:24mariachi music when she thought nobody
- 2:26was looking, hearing her laugh at
- 2:27something a customer said, catching her
- 2:29stealing a bite of my cornbread when she
- 2:31thought I was in the back. I told myself
- 2:33it was just a fun rivalry. I told myself
- 2:36a lot of things. That Saturday was the
- 2:38winter carnival kickoff. By 6:00, the
- 2:41snow was coming down sideways. By 7:00,
- 2:44the city closed all roads. I shut down
- 2:46my truck. My apartment was right
- 2:48upstairs, above the brewery. But when I
- 2:50walked outside, Gabby was still standing
- 2:52next to her truck. Her generator had
- 2:54died. Her hands were shoved in the
- 2:56pockets of a thin denim jacket that was
- 2:59definitely not made for Minnesota, and
- 3:01she was staring at her phone like it had
- 3:02just betrayed her. "Roads are closed."
- 3:05she said. "My car's buried. The bridges
- 3:07are shut down. Can you get an Uber?" She
- 3:09held up her phone. "2-hour wait, and
- 3:11then they canceled." She was shivering
- 3:14hard. Her lips were turning a little
- 3:16blue. That's when I made my stupid joke
- 3:18in front of everyone. "Guess you'll have
- 3:20to stay with me tonight, Martinez." and
- 3:23she said "Okay." Too fast. Then her face
- 3:26turned bright red like she just hurt
- 3:28herself, and she quickly added "On the
- 3:31couch, obviously, because I don't want
- 3:33to freeze to death and have you take
- 3:34credit for winning the taco war."
- 3:37"Obviously." I said. But I saw something
- 3:39flash across her face, something tired
- 3:42and scared and very, very relieved. She
- 3:45went back to her truck and came out
- 3:47carrying a big black duffel bag and a
- 3:49pillow. A pillow. I didn't think about
- 3:52it then. I should have. My apartment was
- 3:55small, one bedroom, a little kitchen, a
- 3:57couch that was my uncle's, and a window
- 3:59that looked right out over the snowy
- 4:01street. It smelled like smoked wood
- 4:03because everything I owned smelled like
- 4:05smoked wood. Gabi stood in the doorway
- 4:08dripping snow and looked around. "Wow,"
- 4:11she said, "it's exactly what I expected.
- 4:13Is that an insult? There's a mounted
- 4:16fish on your wall, Eli." "His name is
- 4:18Gary. He was a gift." "From who?" "My
- 4:21grandpa. He caught it in 1974."
- 4:24She looked at Gary, Gary looked at her.
- 4:26She almost smiled. I grabbed her a towel
- 4:29and one of my flannel shirts and a pair
- 4:30of sweatpants. "Bathroom's down the
- 4:32hall. Hot water takes a minute. Bang on
- 4:35the pipe twice if it gets cold." "You
- 4:37have to bang on the pipe?" "It's a
- 4:39historic building." She took the clothes
- 4:41and disappeared down the hall. I heard
- 4:43the shower turn on, then I heard the
- 4:45pipe bang twice, then I heard her laugh.
- 4:48When she came out 20 minutes later, she
- 4:50was wearing my red flannel shirt with
- 4:52the sleeves rolled up five times and my
- 4:54gray sweatpants rolled at the ankles.
- 4:56Her curly hair was down and wet around
- 4:58her shoulders, no hoop earrings, no
- 5:01pencil in her bun, no armor. I forgot to
- 5:04breathe. "Stop staring," she said. "I'm
- 5:07not staring." "You're staring at me like
- 5:09I'm a rack of ribs." "That's the highest
- 5:12compliment a barbecue man can give." She
- 5:15rolled her eyes, but her cheeks went
- 5:17pink.
- 5:18"Are you hungry?" I asked. "Starving." I
- 5:21opened my fridge. Brisket, a sad onion.
- 5:24That was it. Gabi pushed me out of the
- 5:27way. "Move." "What are you doing?"
- 5:29"Saving you from yourself." She dug
- 5:32through my cabinets and came out with a
- 5:34bag of tortillas I didn't remember
- 5:36buying, a can of chipotle peppers, and
- 5:38some limes that were probably older than
- 5:41Gary. "Sit down, watch a professional."
- 5:44I sat down at my little kitchen table
- 5:47and watched Gabi Martinez cook in my
- 5:49kitchen wearing my clothes, barefoot,
- 5:53humming a mariachi song under her
- 5:54breath.
- 5:55She crisped my brisket in a hot pan with
- 5:58chipotle and onion, warmed the tortillas
- 6:01right on the burner, and slid a plate in
- 6:03front of me. Brisket tacos, she said.
- 6:06Your meat, my magic. Try it. I took a
- 6:10bite, and I swear to you I almost cried.
- 6:14It was the best thing I'd ever eaten in
- 6:16my life. Smoky and spicy and crispy and
- 6:20perfect. My grandma's brisket and Gabi's
- 6:23tortillas together, like they'd been
- 6:25waiting their whole lives to meet. "Oh
- 6:28no," I said with my mouth full. "What?
- 6:31This is so good. This is so much better
- 6:34than either of us. This is terrible
- 6:36news." Gabi sat down across from me and
- 6:39took a bite of her own taco. Her eyes
- 6:41went wide. "Oh no," she whispered.
- 6:44"Right? We're better together. Don't say
- 6:47it out loud." We both started laughing,
- 6:50and we didn't stop for a long time.
- 6:53After dinner, I made up the couch for
- 6:55her with every blanket I owned. Outside,
- 6:58the snow was still coming down hard,
- 7:00piling up against the window. The
- 7:02streetlights glowed orange through the
- 7:04storm. Gabi went to grab something from
- 7:06her duffel bag. She unzipped it on the
- 7:08floor next to the couch, and that's when
- 7:11I saw what was inside. Not just one
- 7:13change of clothes, five or six. A
- 7:16toothbrush and toothpaste, shampoo, a
- 7:19little bag of makeup, a phone charger, a
- 7:22framed photo of an older woman, a folded
- 7:25up stack of papers, a sleeping bag
- 7:27rolled up tight at the bottom. That
- 7:29wasn't an overnight bag. That was
- 7:31everything she owned. Gabi saw me
- 7:34looking. She froze. The room went quiet.
- 7:37Even the wind outside seemed to stop.
- 7:40"Gabi," I said slowly, "why do you have
- 7:43a sleeping bag?" She zipped the bag
- 7:45closed fast. "No reason." "Gabi." "I
- 7:49like to be prepared. Minnesota
- 7:51blizzards, you know."
- 7:53"Where have you been sleeping?" She
- 7:55didn't answer. She just stared at the
- 7:57floor, and suddenly a lot of things made
- 8:00sense. Why her truck was always the last
- 8:03one to leave at night. Why she was
- 8:05always the first one there in the
- 8:06morning before the sun was up. Why she'd
- 8:09been wearing the same three hoodies for
- 8:11weeks. Why she said okay so fast when I
- 8:14joked about staying with me. "Gabi," I
- 8:17said quietly, "have you been sleeping in
- 8:19your truck?" She sat down on the couch.
- 8:22She pulled her knees up to her chest
- 8:24inside my flannel shirt and for the
- 8:26first time in a year the queen of the
- 8:28North Loop looked small. "Three weeks,"
- 8:31she whispered. My heart broke. "My
- 8:34business partner, Marco, we started
- 8:36Lorena together two years ago. He was
- 8:39also my boyfriend." She laughed
- 8:41bitterly. "Last month I found out he'd
- 8:44emptied our business account, every
- 8:46dollar, $32,000,
- 8:49and moved to Phoenix with a girl from
- 8:50his gym." "Gabi," she
- 8:53"I couldn't make rent. I got evicted and
- 8:56I didn't tell anybody. Not my mom, not
- 8:58my friends, not anybody." Her voice
- 9:01cracked. "Because I was so embarrassed.
- 9:03The queen of the taco truck living in
- 9:06her taco truck with a space heater and a
- 9:08sleeping bag." "Why didn't you tell me?"
- 9:11She looked up at me with wet eyes.
- 9:13"Because you're the guy I'm supposed to
- 9:15beat, Eli. You're the one person I could
- 9:18never let see me lose." I just sat down
- 9:21on the other end of the couch and waited
- 9:23very quietly.
- 9:25"Tonight when my generator died, I was
- 9:27so cold. My space heater wouldn't work
- 9:30and I was standing there thinking I'm
- 9:32going to have to sleep in a freezing
- 9:34truck in a blizzard and then you made
- 9:37that stupid joke." She wiped her eyes
- 9:39with the sleeve of my shirt. "And I said
- 9:42yes too fast because I was so cold and
- 9:45so tired and because"
- 9:47"Because what?" I asked softly. She
- 9:51looked at me. Her brown eyes were red
- 9:53and shiny in the lamplight. "Because it
- 9:56was you," she said. "If it had been
- 9:58anybody else I would have slept in the
- 10:00truck, but it was you and for a whole
- 10:02year you're the only thing that made me
- 10:05laugh every day even when everything
- 10:07else was falling apart."
- 10:09The snow kept falling outside, the
- 10:12radiator clanked, and I sat there
- 10:14feeling my whole heart turn over in my
- 10:17chest. "Gabi," I said, "can I tell you a
- 10:20secret?" She nodded. "I don't actually
- 10:23like classic rock that much." She
- 10:26blinked. "What?" "I play it every day
- 10:28because if I didn't, I'd just sit in my
- 10:31truck listening to your mariachi music
- 10:33and smiling like an idiot and you'd
- 10:35see." Her mouth fell open. "And that
- 10:38sign about tacos being tiny sandwiches?
- 10:41I made it because you laughed so hard at
- 10:44my first sign. I wanted to make you
- 10:46laugh again."
- 10:47"Gabi Martinez," she whispered, "I've
- 10:50been looking forward to fighting with
- 10:52you every morning for a year. It's the
- 10:54best part of my day. You're the best
- 10:57part of my day." She stared at me for a
- 10:59long time. Then she laughed, a wet,
- 11:02shaky, beautiful laugh. "We're so
- 11:05stupid," she said. "So stupid. A whole
- 11:08year? A whole year of tiny sandwich
- 11:11jokes." She wiped her eyes again. Then
- 11:14she reached across the couch and took my
- 11:16hand. Her fingers were finally warm.
- 11:19"Thank you," she said quietly, "for not
- 11:22making me feel small." "You could never
- 11:24be small, Gabi. You're the queen." She
- 11:27smiled and it was the most beautiful
- 11:29thing I'd ever seen. That night she fell
- 11:32asleep on my couch under five blankets,
- 11:35still holding my hand. I fell asleep
- 11:38sitting on the floor next to her, my
- 11:39head resting against the cushion. When I
- 11:42woke at 7:00, Gary the fish was staring
- 11:44at me from the wall. The whole city was
- 11:47buried in white and Gabi was gone. My
- 11:50heart dropped. Then I smelled coffee.
- 11:53She was in my kitchen wearing my flannel
- 11:55shirt making breakfast. Eggs, leftover
- 11:58brisket, potatoes, and tortillas singing
- 12:01along to a mariachi song playing on her
- 12:04phone, badly. She turned around and saw
- 12:07me in the doorway. "Good morning, tiny
- 12:09sandwich," she said smiling. That's when
- 12:12I knew I was completely in love with
- 12:14her.
- 12:15The whole city was shut down that day.
- 12:17The snow was up to my knees. Nobody
- 12:19could drive anywhere. So, Gabi and I
- 12:22spent the day snowed in. We cooked. We
- 12:24argued about whether ketchup belongs on
- 12:27eggs. She said I should be arrested. In
- 12:29the afternoon, the snow stopped and the
- 12:32sun came out and the whole world was
- 12:34sparkling. Gabi pressed her face against
- 12:37my window like a little kid.
- 12:39I've never seen this much snow in my
- 12:40life, she said. I grew up in San
- 12:43Antonio. We got snow once. It was 2 in.
- 12:46The whole city panicked.
- 12:48You've never played in snow? I've never
- 12:51even made a snowman. I grabbed her hand.
- 12:54Come on. Put on your shoes. It's 12°
- 12:57outside. That's practically summer here.
- 13:00Come on, Queen.
- 13:01We went down to the empty street behind
- 13:03the brewery. Everything was white and
- 13:05silent. Our two food trucks were buried
- 13:08up to their windows. One pink, one
- 13:10black, sitting side by side like two
- 13:13snowy old friends.
- 13:15I taught her how to make a snowball. She
- 13:17threw it straight at my face. Hey!
- 13:21You taught me. She was laughing so hard
- 13:23she could barely stand. You literally
- 13:25just taught me.
- 13:27So, I chased her through the snow around
- 13:29the trucks while she screamed and
- 13:31laughed and threw snowballs over her
- 13:33shoulder. She tripped in a snowdrift and
- 13:36I tripped right after her and we both
- 13:38landed in the snow side by side flat on
- 13:41our backs laughing like crazy.
- 13:44When the laughing finally stopped, we
- 13:46just lay there looking up at the bright
- 13:47blue sky. Her cheeks were pink. There
- 13:50was snow in her curly hair. Her breath
- 13:52made little white clouds. She turned her
- 13:55head and looked at me.
- 13:57Eli? Yeah?
- 13:59I said yes too fast last night.
- 14:02I know.
- 14:04I'm saying it again now, slower. She
- 14:07took a breath. Yes.
- 14:10Yes to what?
- 14:11To whatever you were going to ask next.
- 14:15I rolled over onto my side, propped up
- 14:17on one elbow, and looked down at her.
- 14:19Snowflakes on her eyelashes, her lips
- 14:22red from the cold. "I wasn't going to
- 14:25ask anything," I said.
- 14:27"Then do something," she whispered.
- 14:30So, I kissed her.
- 14:31Right there in the snow, between our two
- 14:33buried food trucks, with the whole city
- 14:36silent around us.
- 14:38Her lips were cold, but her kiss was
- 14:40warm. She grabbed the collar of my
- 14:42jacket and pulled me closer. I slid my
- 14:44hand into her snowy curls, and for a
- 14:47long time, neither of us felt the cold
- 14:49at all.
- 14:50When we finally pulled apart, she was
- 14:52smiling up at me.
- 14:54"That," she said, "was way better than
- 14:56tiny sandwiches."
- 14:58That night, I made her an offer.
- 15:01We were sitting at my kitchen table,
- 15:02eating the last of the brisket tacos.
- 15:04I'd been thinking about it all day.
- 15:07"The winter carnival runs for two more
- 15:09weeks. Thousands of people every day.
- 15:12I know, and my generator's dead, and I
- 15:15can't afford a new one."
- 15:16"Then don't use yours. Use mine. Let's
- 15:19combine the trucks just for the
- 15:21carnival. My briskets, your tortillas.
- 15:24Brisket tacos. We split everything
- 15:2650/50."
- 15:27Gabby went very still.
- 15:30"I don't want your charity, Eli."
- 15:32"It's not charity, it's business. You
- 15:34tasted those tacos. We'd make a
- 15:36fortune."
- 15:37I leaned forward. "And you can stay
- 15:39here, on the couch, paying rent, 50
- 15:42bucks a week, plus breakfast."
- 15:45"50 bucks a week is not real rent."
- 15:47"It's real rent for a couch next to a
- 15:49fish named Gary."
- 15:51She looked at me for a long time. I knew
- 15:54she was proud, and I knew how hard it
- 15:56was for her to say yes to help.
- 15:58"50/50?" she said slowly.
- 16:01"50/50."
- 16:03"And I get to pick the music."
- 16:05"Gabby."
- 16:06"Mariachi, Eli, or no deal."
- 16:10I sighed dramatically. "Fine. Mariachi."
- 16:14She stuck out her hand. "Partners."
- 16:17I shook it. Partners.
- 16:19She didn't let go. She held onto my hand
- 16:22and smiled. Then she leaned across the
- 16:24table and kissed me.
- 16:26"For the record," she said, "I'm only
- 16:28kissing you for business reasons."
- 16:31Of course.
- 16:32It builds team morale. Very important.
- 16:36For the next 2 weeks, our combined truck
- 16:38was the hottest thing at the winter
- 16:40carnival.
- 16:41We painted a big sign on the side of my
- 16:43black truck, Smoke & Raina Brisket
- 16:46Tacos, Better Together.
- 16:48The line wrapped around the block every
- 16:50day. Our joint video got 2 million
- 16:53views. Gabi danced behind the counter to
- 16:55mariachi music while I sliced brisket,
- 16:58and every time she bumped me with her
- 17:00hip, the customers cheered. By the end
- 17:02of the carnival, we'd made more money in
- 17:042 weeks than either of us made in 6
- 17:06months.
- 17:07Gabi had enough to buy a new generator,
- 17:09enough to put a deposit on a new
- 17:11apartment, enough to start over.
- 17:14And that's when everything got
- 17:15complicated.
- 17:17On the last night of the carnival, after
- 17:19we closed up, Gabi was quiet, too quiet.
- 17:23She counted her half of the money three
- 17:24times. Then she looked at me.
- 17:27"I found an apartment in northeast. I
- 17:30can move in Monday." My heart dropped,
- 17:33but I smiled.
- 17:34"That's great, Gabi. That's really
- 17:36great."
- 17:37"I'm going to fix my generator, get
- 17:39Ladena running again, on my own."
- 17:42"Okay."
- 17:43She looked down at the stack of money.
- 17:45"I need to do this by myself, Eli. I
- 17:48need to know I can stand up on my own,
- 17:51without Marco, without anybody."
- 17:54"Without me," I said quietly.
- 17:57She didn't answer.
- 17:59"I understand," I said. And I did. I
- 18:02really did.
- 18:04On Monday, she packed her duffel bag.
- 18:06She folded my flannel shirt and left it
- 18:09on the couch. She hugged me at the door.
- 18:12She hugged Gary the fish, which was
- 18:14weird, but I let it go.
- 18:17Then she left.
- 18:18The next 2 weeks were the worst of my
- 18:21life.
- 18:22Every morning, I parked my truck behind
- 18:25the brewery. Every morning, Gabby parked
- 18:28her pink truck right next to mine with
- 18:30her brand new generator humming. But,
- 18:33she didn't play her mariachi music, and
- 18:35I didn't play my classic rock. There
- 18:38were no signs, no insults, no videos,
- 18:42just silence.
- 18:44A regular named Mr. Patel came out to my
- 18:47window and said, "What's wrong with you
- 18:49two? It's like watching my parents
- 18:51divorce."
- 18:52On Friday, he came out with two cups of
- 18:55coffee and leaned against my truck.
- 18:58"So, you going to fix this or what?"
- 19:01"She wants to stand on her own."
- 19:03"Standing on your own doesn't mean
- 19:06standing alone, kid." He handed me a
- 19:08coffee. "She's been looking over at your
- 19:10truck every 5 minutes for 2 weeks, and
- 19:14you've been looking at hers. It's
- 19:15pathetic. I'm embarrassed for both of
- 19:17you."
- 19:19I looked over at Lorena. Gabby was
- 19:21behind her counter making tacos, not
- 19:24dancing, not singing. She looked up. Our
- 19:28eyes met. She looked away fast.
- 19:31Dutch was right.
- 19:32The next morning, I got to the lot an
- 19:35hour early before the sun came up,
- 19:38before Gabby's truck pulled in. I got to
- 19:41work. When Gabby parked Lorena at 7:00
- 19:44a.m. and climbed out, she stopped dead
- 19:47in the snow because my truck was
- 19:49blasting mariachi music full volume, and
- 19:53there was a brand new chalkboard sign
- 19:55leaning against my front wheel.
- 19:58It said in big letters, "Best tacos in
- 20:01Minneapolis, next door." Arrow. And
- 20:04underneath in smaller letters, "P.S. I'm
- 20:08in love with the queen."
- 20:10Gabby stood there in the snow staring at
- 20:13the sign. Her hand went up to her mouth.
- 20:16I leaned out of my truck window.
- 20:18"Morning, Martinez," I said. She looked
- 20:21at me. Her eyes were already filling
- 20:23with tears. "You're playing mariachi
- 20:26music," she said. "I've been practicing.
- 20:29I know the words to three songs now."
- 20:32"You do not." "I know them badly."
- 20:35She laughed and a tear rolled down her
- 20:37cheek. I climbed out of my truck and
- 20:40walked over to her through the snow
- 20:42until I was standing right in front of
- 20:44her.
- 20:45"Gabby," I said, "I know you need to
- 20:48stand on your own and you are. You did
- 20:50it. You got your truck back. You got
- 20:53your apartment. You did it all yourself.
- 20:56I'm so proud of you." I took a breath.
- 20:59"But standing on your own doesn't mean
- 21:01standing alone, Eli. You can stand next
- 21:04to me, side by side, like our trucks,
- 21:07like we've been doing all along."
- 21:10She was crying now, really crying.
- 21:13"I missed you so much," she whispered.
- 21:16"I missed the fighting. I missed your
- 21:18stupid signs. I missed Gary."
- 21:21"Gary missed you, too. He's been
- 21:23depressed." "He's a fish, Eli. He's been
- 21:26dead since 1974."
- 21:29"He's been more dead than usual." She
- 21:32laughed so hard she had to grab my
- 21:34jacket to stay standing. Then she held
- 21:37onto it and she looked up at me.
- 21:39"I love you, Eli," she said. "I think
- 21:42I've loved you since the tiny sandwich
- 21:44sign."
- 21:45"I love you, too, Eli. Since the first
- 21:48time you stole my cornbread." Her eyes
- 21:51went wide. "You saw that?" "Every single
- 21:54time." She grabbed my face with both
- 21:57hands and kissed me in the middle of the
- 21:59parking lot in the snow with mariachi
- 22:02music blasting from my truck and the
- 22:04morning sun coming up over the brewery.
- 22:07Dutch, standing in the brewery door with
- 22:10his coffee, started clapping. Then Mr.
- 22:13Then Mr. Patel, who was already in line
- 22:15for breakfast, started clapping, too.
- 22:18Then the whole line, everybody cheering
- 22:20in the freezing cold. When we finally
- 22:23pulled apart, Gabby was laughing and
- 22:25crying and holding on to me like she'd
- 22:27never let go.
- 22:28"So, what now?" she asked. "Now," I
- 22:31said, "we go to work side by side."
- 22:35"Mediocre?" "Every day."
- 22:38The rest of that winter, our two trucks
- 22:40parked side by side behind the brewery.
- 22:42Hers pink, mine black, but we made one
- 22:45menu. Brisket tacos, pulled pork
- 22:48quesadillas, my grandma's cornbread with
- 22:50her chipotle honey butter. And every
- 22:53morning I put up a new sign, and every
- 22:55morning she put one right back. My sign,
- 22:58"Best barbecue in Minnesota." Her sign,
- 23:01"Best barbecue man in Minnesota. Still
- 23:03terrible at snowball fights." My sign,
- 23:06"Free brisket if you can make Gabi
- 23:08laugh." Her sign, "Nobody wins that. He
- 23:11already did."
- 23:13A year later, on the anniversary of the
- 23:15blizzard, it was snowing again. Not a
- 23:18blizzard this time, just soft, slow
- 23:21flakes falling over the North Loop.
- 23:23Gabi pulled into the lot at 7:00 a.m.
- 23:25like always. She climbed out of Lorena
- 23:28and she stopped. My truck's chalkboard
- 23:31sign was standing in the snow right in
- 23:33between our two trucks. It said, "Gabi
- 23:36Martinez, a year ago I joked, 'Stay with
- 23:39me tonight.' and you said yes too fast.
- 23:42Now I'm asking you to stay with me
- 23:44forever. Take your time."
- 23:47Underneath it, in the snow, I was down
- 23:49on one knee holding a little velvet box.
- 23:52Gabi put both hands over her mouth. Then
- 23:54she turned around, ran back to her
- 23:56truck, grabbed a piece of chalk, wiped
- 23:59her own sign clean, and wrote something
- 24:01on it as fast as she could. Then she
- 24:03held it up over her head. It said, in
- 24:06big pink letters, "Yes, too fast.
- 24:09Again."
- 24:10She ran to me and knocked me flat into
- 24:13the snowdrift, kissing me over and over
- 24:15while I tried to get the ring on her
- 24:17finger.
- 24:18We got married that spring in the
- 24:19brewery parking lot. Our two trucks
- 24:21decorated with string lights. Dutch
- 24:24officiated. Gary the fish wore a little
- 24:26bow tie. The menu was brisket tacos and
- 24:30our first dance was a mariachi song. I
- 24:32knew all the words, badly.
- 24:35Today, we have a little restaurant
- 24:37downtown called Smoke & Reyna. Gabi runs
- 24:40the kitchen, I run the smoker. We still
- 24:43fight every single day about music,
- 24:45about salsa, about whether ketchup
- 24:47belongs on eggs, and every night when we
- 24:50lock up, she looks at me and says, "Stay
- 24:52with me tonight?" And I always say yes.
- 24:56Too fast.
- 24:57So, tell me, have you ever been rivals
- 25:00with someone you secretly liked? Or has
- 25:02anyone ever said yes to you so fast that
- 25:04it changed everything? Share your story
- 25:07in the comments. And if this story made
- 25:09you smile, hit like, subscribe, and I'll
- 25:12see you in the next one.
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