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The Disturbing World Of Gooning — Transcript

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  1. 0:00on January 10th 2025 a clip of a man
  2. 0:03pulling up to a barista in Tempe Arizona
  3. 0:05started going viral on Instagram and
  4. 0:07Twitter in the clip the man is calmly
  5. 0:10asked if he's been to this drive-thru
  6. 0:11before but what happens next is
  7. 0:14diabolical Hi how are you good have you
  8. 0:17been here before uh yeah sir you need to
  9. 0:20leave unacceptable
  10. 0:22unacceptable call
  11. 0:25911 the man's name was Nautica Malone a
  12. 0:2827-year-old who frequented bikini bean
  13. 0:30coffee a coffee shop where women dress
  14. 0:32semi nude to attract more male customers
  15. 0:35if you start to deduce this clip you can
  16. 0:37make some assumptions about this
  17. 0:38interaction it's obvious NAA did
  18. 0:41something like this before or was trying
  19. 0:43to be pantless in secret around the shop
  20. 0:46because the Barista already had her
  21. 0:47phone out before he even pulled up now
  22. 0:50where he was doing it before is unknown
  23. 0:52maybe he was just chilling in a parking
  24. 0:53spot next to the shop getting his dirty
  25. 0:55on while he watched the employees from a
  26. 0:57distance and they finally caught off
  27. 1:00what we do know is what tragically
  28. 1:02occurred following the event after the
  29. 1:04clip started exploding on social media
  30. 1:06it was reported that Malone unived
  31. 1:08himself a couple days later prompting
  32. 1:10the #gun asde to start trending on
  33. 1:13Twitter but that is not even the worst
  34. 1:15part of all of this the worst part is
  35. 1:17that naua Malone was married with a wife
  36. 1:20and kid it's never funny when someone
  37. 1:23takes their own life was this guy a
  38. 1:24creep absolutely but no sane man who has
  39. 1:28a wife and children would ever think to
  40. 1:30commit public indecency the way Nautica
  41. 1:33did that day and that indicates
  42. 1:35something more concerning was going on
  43. 1:38while there have been instance in the
  44. 1:39past of men committing similar acts in
  45. 1:41places like bikini Bean this particular
  46. 1:44story sheds light on a dangerous level
  47. 1:46of hypersexuality that is quietly
  48. 1:48plaguing the minds of men who are hooked
  49. 1:50on adult content gooning so let's peel
  50. 1:53back the foreskin on this internet slang
  51. 1:56oil up and thrust our way through the
  52. 1:58disturbing world of
  53. 2:03gooning there's a lot of misconceptions
  54. 2:05about what gooning means because most
  55. 2:07people on the internet see it as nothing
  56. 2:08more than a funny meme if you're like me
  57. 2:10before I did research for this video and
  58. 2:12I have no idea what wrong turn I made in
  59. 2:14my career to get to the point where I'm
  60. 2:16talking about the subject of gooning you
  61. 2:17might have heard the word goon and
  62. 2:19thought to yourself that's that funny
  63. 2:21word for pleasuring yourself right if
  64. 2:23you're un status you might think I'm
  65. 2:24referring to a stupid foolish person or
  66. 2:27Thug but neither of those definitions
  67. 2:29fully C capture the essence of gooning
  68. 2:32gooning is an activity in which a person
  69. 2:34repeatedly Pleasures himself right
  70. 2:36before the point of climax to reach a
  71. 2:38sexual trance of pure ecstasy a goon
  72. 2:41Enlightenment if you will if you're on
  73. 2:43social media often you might think this
  74. 2:45sounds a lot like goon's right-hand man
  75. 2:47edging but there's a key distinction
  76. 2:49between the two while edging is the act
  77. 2:51of pleasuring yourself to the point
  78. 2:52right before you climax gooning is doing
  79. 2:54this so many times to the point where
  80. 2:56you purposefully put yourself in the
  81. 2:58same state that SpongeBob and Patrick
  82. 3:00found themselves in when they turned on
  83. 3:01the orb of confusion take
  84. 3:05this no joke the term Edge maxing might
  85. 3:09be the best word to describe what
  86. 3:11gooning is the term really gained
  87. 3:13popularity in 2024 thanks to memes on
  88. 3:15social media as searches for the word
  89. 3:17gooning Rose 3114 that year but the
  90. 3:21earliest known online mention of gooning
  91. 3:23as we know it predates all the way back
  92. 3:25to 2006 where the first definition was
  93. 3:27created in Urban Dictionary also I love
  94. 3:29the example sentence they used here
  95. 3:31there I was stroking for hours and I was
  96. 3:33into the Goon so deep that a bomb could
  97. 3:36have gone off next door and I would not
  98. 3:38have noticed how can you talk about this
  99. 3:40topic seriously when memes and sentences
  100. 3:42like that are what people think of when
  101. 3:45you hear the word gooning but we need to
  102. 3:47start taking this seriously because this
  103. 3:49is where it starts to get really
  104. 3:52disturbing the very Act of gooning
  105. 3:54itself calls into question the mental
  106. 3:55health of the people participating in it
  107. 3:57I mean it literally requires you to
  108. 3:59spend hours of your day reaching a
  109. 4:01pre-climax Nirvana causing any of your
  110. 4:04brain's logical reasoning to temporarily
  111. 4:06shut off the real reason I'm making this
  112. 4:08video will be revealed soon but first
  113. 4:10let's see what the extreme ends of a
  114. 4:12gooning addiction looks like that's
  115. 4:14right we're headed to r/ goon caves r/
  116. 4:18goon caves was a subreddit full of
  117. 4:19people taking the sexual Obsession of
  118. 4:21gooning to another level on the
  119. 4:22subreddit users would post pictures of
  120. 4:25their goon caves a term used to describe
  121. 4:27an entire room dedicated to go gooning
  122. 4:30the rooms usually consisted of multiple
  123. 4:32computer screens sometimes up to 10 at
  124. 4:34once all playing adult content at the
  125. 4:36same time goons simp on sixth hour of
  126. 4:39Shameless pumping windows open so
  127. 4:41neighbors probably heard the Goon grunts
  128. 4:44by now love thebert Bader life ultimate
  129. 4:47collection update 21 terabytes work trip
  130. 4:51requires a hotel goon cave hello fellow
  131. 4:53gooners firsttime poster longtime lurker
  132. 4:56had my first goon session in about 5
  133. 4:58months last night felt better than ever
  134. 5:01up the anti with seven screens my most
  135. 5:04ever a new bottle of poppers and a type
  136. 5:06of adult content I'm not even going to
  137. 5:08consider reading out loud reading
  138. 5:09through these types of posts might make
  139. 5:11you chuckle initially but when you
  140. 5:13really think about what these people are
  141. 5:15doing it makes your stomach queasy I
  142. 5:18made the mistake of eating yogurt while
  143. 5:19writing the section of the script and
  144. 5:21that was just a miserable decision 5
  145. 5:23years after its creation r/ goon caves
  146. 5:26was banned from Reddit due to violations
  147. 5:28of its policies against non sensual
  148. 5:30intimate media but there are several
  149. 5:32gooning subreddits that still exist to
  150. 5:34this day this is just the tip of the
  151. 5:36iceberg of a growing part of chronically
  152. 5:38online horny men and women who are at
  153. 5:40the mercy of adult content and I promise
  154. 5:43you it gets much much worse than this so
  155. 5:47why am I really talking about this just
  156. 5:49to have a laugh no I'm talking about
  157. 5:52this because it highlights a growing
  158. 5:54phenomenon within our culture leading to
  159. 5:56more and more people spending hours of
  160. 5:58their day gooning the the constant
  161. 6:00desire for more stimulating adult
  162. 6:02content Dr K on the healthy gamer
  163. 6:04YouTube channel has a great in-depth
  164. 6:06video on the science of gooning but I'm
  165. 6:08going to paraphrase what I think is the
  166. 6:09most important part of that video you
  167. 6:11see when you partake in gooning you are
  168. 6:14intentionally increasing the intensity
  169. 6:17of the climax through an abnormal amount
  170. 6:20of stimulation we can plot what this
  171. 6:22looks like on a graph which has the
  172. 6:24threshold to climax on the y- AIS and
  173. 6:26the amount of pleasure SL stimulation on
  174. 6:29the X axis as you start to pleasure
  175. 6:31yourself you are about to reach the
  176. 6:33normal threshold but then you stop AKA
  177. 6:36you edge if you continuously do this
  178. 6:38over hours your threshold for climax
  179. 6:41starts to increase with it and chasing
  180. 6:43that Peak leaves you in the Delirious
  181. 6:45State heavy gooners report themselves
  182. 6:47reaching while Dr K says the
  183. 6:48consequences are still unknown and while
  184. 6:51that might be true solely for the act of
  185. 6:53edging a bunch of times in a row what I
  186. 6:55think matters more is what it leads
  187. 6:58people to start searching for if you are
  188. 7:00gooning daily and you constantly need
  189. 7:02more stimulation to reach climax or goon
  190. 7:04lighten you will inevitably have to keep
  191. 7:07increasing the amount of stimulation you
  192. 7:09need to achieve that in other words just
  193. 7:11regular stroken to regular stuff ain't
  194. 7:13going to cut it anymore you're going to
  195. 7:15need more in the same way that a drug
  196. 7:17addict will have to increase their dose
  197. 7:18to feel the same effect they did when
  198. 7:20they first started taking the drug a
  199. 7:22hardcore gooner will have to find
  200. 7:24weirder and nastier fetishes to goon to
  201. 7:27to reach the level of climax that they
  202. 7:28used to be able to reach from very
  203. 7:30average adult content I genuinely
  204. 7:32believe that this is where most people's
  205. 7:34very strange sexual fetishes are now
  206. 7:37stemming from they are stemming from a
  207. 7:39society that gives them unlimited free
  208. 7:41access to any type of adult content that
  209. 7:43they want and so comes the real real
  210. 7:46reason I'm making this video to bring
  211. 7:48awareness to what is causing serious
  212. 7:50mental health issues and disturbing
  213. 7:52addictions amongst not just adults but
  214. 7:55now young children too hypersexuality
  215. 7:59almost everything within our culture is
  216. 8:01more promiscuous and sexual now kids are
  217. 8:03being influenced by all these types of
  218. 8:05terms and memes more than you think and
  219. 8:07with their curious minds are exposing
  220. 8:09themselves to things they should not
  221. 8:11have access to until they reach
  222. 8:12adulthood I don't think anyone can deny
  223. 8:14that sexual education is important and
  224. 8:16talking to kids openly about what sex is
  225. 8:19is important but it's important to
  226. 8:21discuss those things to protect children
  227. 8:24from the dangers of adult content
  228. 8:26addiction not to expose them to it
  229. 8:29freely social media frequently promotes
  230. 8:31sexual content the most which creates a
  231. 8:33feedback loop between algorithms
  232. 8:35consumers and the creators a Creator
  233. 8:37sees that when they post more
  234. 8:39promiscuous photos they get more
  235. 8:41engagement posts with more engagement
  236. 8:43get fed to more people in the algorithm
  237. 8:45thus more people specifically young kids
  238. 8:47are getting thrown more and more sexual
  239. 8:49content than ever while social media
  240. 8:51creators get rewarded for starting those
  241. 8:53kids addictions early so much of our
  242. 8:55culture now revolves around taking
  243. 8:57advantage of our lustful instincts for
  244. 8:59for profit and the things I've heard and
  245. 9:01seen from young men on the internet who
  246. 9:03have shared their stories of addictions
  247. 9:06haunts me took me less than 30 minutes
  248. 9:08after starting the script to find the
  249. 9:10comment from a kid who says he edges to
  250. 9:12anime adult content and this is way way
  251. 9:15more common than you think this isn't
  252. 9:16even the bad stuff so think about a
  253. 9:18young kid who is already into pleasuring
  254. 9:20himself to stuff like that at such a
  255. 9:22young age if he does it frequently
  256. 9:24enough he's eventually going to need to
  257. 9:26keep increasing the freakiness if he
  258. 9:28wants to get the same amount of pleasure
  259. 9:30he once got from anime girls that is how
  260. 9:33gooners are created and that's what
  261. 9:34we'll keep seeing more of if young kids
  262. 9:37continue to have unrestricted access to
  263. 9:40sites like this but why does it matter
  264. 9:42other than the fact that it's an
  265. 9:43addiction and it takes up so much time
  266. 9:45which are both valid reasons on their
  267. 9:47own it matters because of the
  268. 9:50catastrophic mental consequences that
  269. 9:53come with it the awful erectile
  270. 9:55dysfunction when faced with real life
  271. 9:57sexual interaction the amount of
  272. 9:58pleasure it takes to get enough
  273. 10:00serotonin and dopamine to be happy when
  274. 10:02you're addicted which makes any other
  275. 10:05activities that should naturally be
  276. 10:06pleasurable to you miserable The
  277. 10:08increased risk of depression social
  278. 10:10anxiety and isolation and the risk of
  279. 10:13becoming someone like Nautica Malone
  280. 10:17exhibitionistic disorder a mental health
  281. 10:19condition characterized by recurrent
  282. 10:21non-consensual exposure of one's
  283. 10:22genitals to others is officially
  284. 10:25recognized in the diagnostic and
  285. 10:27statistical Manual of mental disorders
  286. 10:29I'm sure there's people who develop this
  287. 10:30disorder from childhood trauma or
  288. 10:32neglect but I'm willing to bet that most
  289. 10:34people who do do so because of the
  290. 10:36influence of online adult content naum
  291. 10:40Malone is not a victim what he did was
  292. 10:42foul and hell he might not even fit the
  293. 10:45definition of aunar but from his story
  294. 10:47it sounds like he found himself
  295. 10:48succumbing to lust produced by the
  296. 10:50internet to the point where it
  297. 10:53completely rewired his brain and
  298. 10:55destroyed any sense of rational judgment
  299. 10:58in regards to his sex ual acts look at
  300. 11:00the posts his friends and family created
  301. 11:03after hearing about his death my big
  302. 11:05brother the funniest guy in any room you
  303. 11:07walked in an unforgettable pillar in my
  304. 11:09life literally watched you grow up I'm
  305. 11:12beyond lost for words 15 years you've
  306. 11:15been my brother I keep crying because of
  307. 11:17all the memories we had together how did
  308. 11:19a guy so loved by his community with a
  309. 11:22wife and kids ever get to the point
  310. 11:24where he would consider doing what he
  311. 11:26did this is the end result of adult
  312. 11:30content addiction and if you find that
  313. 11:33you are struggling with this ever
  314. 11:34growing trend of edging and gooning
  315. 11:37please get professional help we need to
  316. 11:41start talking more openly and honestly
  317. 11:43about how hooked these kids are getting
  318. 11:44on some really weird [ __ ] on the
  319. 11:46internet we need tighter restrictions
  320. 11:48around adult content and we need to stop
  321. 11:50promoting and encouraging degeneracy by
  322. 11:52no longer engaging with those sorts of
  323. 11:54posts otherwise I'm afraid there's only
  324. 11:57going to be more and more stories
  325. 11:58similar to the acts that NAA Malone
  326. 12:01committed that day it was recently
  327. 12:02revealed a couple days ago that NAA had
  328. 12:04left a note for his wife just before he
  329. 12:06decided he wanted to pass away and this
  330. 12:10is what it read I apologize I Love You
  331. 12:13Queen I made a mistake and I don't think
  332. 12:15I'll be able to face you and the babies
  333. 12:18I don't know why I drove through like
  334. 12:20that to all my family and friends I love
  335. 12:23you and I'm so sorry I love my kids and
  336. 12:26family my mental has been [ __ ] up I am
  337. 12:29not a monster please forgive
  338. 12:38me whoa heavy topic by the end there I
  339. 12:41know uh but I have made videos regarding
  340. 12:44erectile dysfunction within men which we
  341. 12:46need to be more open about and having
  342. 12:48these types of adult content addictions
  343. 12:51and here's one of the videos right here
  344. 12:52if that's something you're struggling
  345. 12:53with maybe the video will help you out
  346. 12:55love you guys and stay cautious stay
  347. 12:59away from the lust that will pull you in

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