The Disturbing World Of Gooning — Transcript
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- 0:00on January 10th 2025 a clip of a man
- 0:03pulling up to a barista in Tempe Arizona
- 0:05started going viral on Instagram and
- 0:07Twitter in the clip the man is calmly
- 0:10asked if he's been to this drive-thru
- 0:11before but what happens next is
- 0:14diabolical Hi how are you good have you
- 0:17been here before uh yeah sir you need to
- 0:20leave unacceptable
- 0:22unacceptable call
- 0:25911 the man's name was Nautica Malone a
- 0:2827-year-old who frequented bikini bean
- 0:30coffee a coffee shop where women dress
- 0:32semi nude to attract more male customers
- 0:35if you start to deduce this clip you can
- 0:37make some assumptions about this
- 0:38interaction it's obvious NAA did
- 0:41something like this before or was trying
- 0:43to be pantless in secret around the shop
- 0:46because the Barista already had her
- 0:47phone out before he even pulled up now
- 0:50where he was doing it before is unknown
- 0:52maybe he was just chilling in a parking
- 0:53spot next to the shop getting his dirty
- 0:55on while he watched the employees from a
- 0:57distance and they finally caught off
- 1:00what we do know is what tragically
- 1:02occurred following the event after the
- 1:04clip started exploding on social media
- 1:06it was reported that Malone unived
- 1:08himself a couple days later prompting
- 1:10the #gun asde to start trending on
- 1:13Twitter but that is not even the worst
- 1:15part of all of this the worst part is
- 1:17that naua Malone was married with a wife
- 1:20and kid it's never funny when someone
- 1:23takes their own life was this guy a
- 1:24creep absolutely but no sane man who has
- 1:28a wife and children would ever think to
- 1:30commit public indecency the way Nautica
- 1:33did that day and that indicates
- 1:35something more concerning was going on
- 1:38while there have been instance in the
- 1:39past of men committing similar acts in
- 1:41places like bikini Bean this particular
- 1:44story sheds light on a dangerous level
- 1:46of hypersexuality that is quietly
- 1:48plaguing the minds of men who are hooked
- 1:50on adult content gooning so let's peel
- 1:53back the foreskin on this internet slang
- 1:56oil up and thrust our way through the
- 1:58disturbing world of
- 2:03gooning there's a lot of misconceptions
- 2:05about what gooning means because most
- 2:07people on the internet see it as nothing
- 2:08more than a funny meme if you're like me
- 2:10before I did research for this video and
- 2:12I have no idea what wrong turn I made in
- 2:14my career to get to the point where I'm
- 2:16talking about the subject of gooning you
- 2:17might have heard the word goon and
- 2:19thought to yourself that's that funny
- 2:21word for pleasuring yourself right if
- 2:23you're un status you might think I'm
- 2:24referring to a stupid foolish person or
- 2:27Thug but neither of those definitions
- 2:29fully C capture the essence of gooning
- 2:32gooning is an activity in which a person
- 2:34repeatedly Pleasures himself right
- 2:36before the point of climax to reach a
- 2:38sexual trance of pure ecstasy a goon
- 2:41Enlightenment if you will if you're on
- 2:43social media often you might think this
- 2:45sounds a lot like goon's right-hand man
- 2:47edging but there's a key distinction
- 2:49between the two while edging is the act
- 2:51of pleasuring yourself to the point
- 2:52right before you climax gooning is doing
- 2:54this so many times to the point where
- 2:56you purposefully put yourself in the
- 2:58same state that SpongeBob and Patrick
- 3:00found themselves in when they turned on
- 3:01the orb of confusion take
- 3:05this no joke the term Edge maxing might
- 3:09be the best word to describe what
- 3:11gooning is the term really gained
- 3:13popularity in 2024 thanks to memes on
- 3:15social media as searches for the word
- 3:17gooning Rose 3114 that year but the
- 3:21earliest known online mention of gooning
- 3:23as we know it predates all the way back
- 3:25to 2006 where the first definition was
- 3:27created in Urban Dictionary also I love
- 3:29the example sentence they used here
- 3:31there I was stroking for hours and I was
- 3:33into the Goon so deep that a bomb could
- 3:36have gone off next door and I would not
- 3:38have noticed how can you talk about this
- 3:40topic seriously when memes and sentences
- 3:42like that are what people think of when
- 3:45you hear the word gooning but we need to
- 3:47start taking this seriously because this
- 3:49is where it starts to get really
- 3:52disturbing the very Act of gooning
- 3:54itself calls into question the mental
- 3:55health of the people participating in it
- 3:57I mean it literally requires you to
- 3:59spend hours of your day reaching a
- 4:01pre-climax Nirvana causing any of your
- 4:04brain's logical reasoning to temporarily
- 4:06shut off the real reason I'm making this
- 4:08video will be revealed soon but first
- 4:10let's see what the extreme ends of a
- 4:12gooning addiction looks like that's
- 4:14right we're headed to r/ goon caves r/
- 4:18goon caves was a subreddit full of
- 4:19people taking the sexual Obsession of
- 4:21gooning to another level on the
- 4:22subreddit users would post pictures of
- 4:25their goon caves a term used to describe
- 4:27an entire room dedicated to go gooning
- 4:30the rooms usually consisted of multiple
- 4:32computer screens sometimes up to 10 at
- 4:34once all playing adult content at the
- 4:36same time goons simp on sixth hour of
- 4:39Shameless pumping windows open so
- 4:41neighbors probably heard the Goon grunts
- 4:44by now love thebert Bader life ultimate
- 4:47collection update 21 terabytes work trip
- 4:51requires a hotel goon cave hello fellow
- 4:53gooners firsttime poster longtime lurker
- 4:56had my first goon session in about 5
- 4:58months last night felt better than ever
- 5:01up the anti with seven screens my most
- 5:04ever a new bottle of poppers and a type
- 5:06of adult content I'm not even going to
- 5:08consider reading out loud reading
- 5:09through these types of posts might make
- 5:11you chuckle initially but when you
- 5:13really think about what these people are
- 5:15doing it makes your stomach queasy I
- 5:18made the mistake of eating yogurt while
- 5:19writing the section of the script and
- 5:21that was just a miserable decision 5
- 5:23years after its creation r/ goon caves
- 5:26was banned from Reddit due to violations
- 5:28of its policies against non sensual
- 5:30intimate media but there are several
- 5:32gooning subreddits that still exist to
- 5:34this day this is just the tip of the
- 5:36iceberg of a growing part of chronically
- 5:38online horny men and women who are at
- 5:40the mercy of adult content and I promise
- 5:43you it gets much much worse than this so
- 5:47why am I really talking about this just
- 5:49to have a laugh no I'm talking about
- 5:52this because it highlights a growing
- 5:54phenomenon within our culture leading to
- 5:56more and more people spending hours of
- 5:58their day gooning the the constant
- 6:00desire for more stimulating adult
- 6:02content Dr K on the healthy gamer
- 6:04YouTube channel has a great in-depth
- 6:06video on the science of gooning but I'm
- 6:08going to paraphrase what I think is the
- 6:09most important part of that video you
- 6:11see when you partake in gooning you are
- 6:14intentionally increasing the intensity
- 6:17of the climax through an abnormal amount
- 6:20of stimulation we can plot what this
- 6:22looks like on a graph which has the
- 6:24threshold to climax on the y- AIS and
- 6:26the amount of pleasure SL stimulation on
- 6:29the X axis as you start to pleasure
- 6:31yourself you are about to reach the
- 6:33normal threshold but then you stop AKA
- 6:36you edge if you continuously do this
- 6:38over hours your threshold for climax
- 6:41starts to increase with it and chasing
- 6:43that Peak leaves you in the Delirious
- 6:45State heavy gooners report themselves
- 6:47reaching while Dr K says the
- 6:48consequences are still unknown and while
- 6:51that might be true solely for the act of
- 6:53edging a bunch of times in a row what I
- 6:55think matters more is what it leads
- 6:58people to start searching for if you are
- 7:00gooning daily and you constantly need
- 7:02more stimulation to reach climax or goon
- 7:04lighten you will inevitably have to keep
- 7:07increasing the amount of stimulation you
- 7:09need to achieve that in other words just
- 7:11regular stroken to regular stuff ain't
- 7:13going to cut it anymore you're going to
- 7:15need more in the same way that a drug
- 7:17addict will have to increase their dose
- 7:18to feel the same effect they did when
- 7:20they first started taking the drug a
- 7:22hardcore gooner will have to find
- 7:24weirder and nastier fetishes to goon to
- 7:27to reach the level of climax that they
- 7:28used to be able to reach from very
- 7:30average adult content I genuinely
- 7:32believe that this is where most people's
- 7:34very strange sexual fetishes are now
- 7:37stemming from they are stemming from a
- 7:39society that gives them unlimited free
- 7:41access to any type of adult content that
- 7:43they want and so comes the real real
- 7:46reason I'm making this video to bring
- 7:48awareness to what is causing serious
- 7:50mental health issues and disturbing
- 7:52addictions amongst not just adults but
- 7:55now young children too hypersexuality
- 7:59almost everything within our culture is
- 8:01more promiscuous and sexual now kids are
- 8:03being influenced by all these types of
- 8:05terms and memes more than you think and
- 8:07with their curious minds are exposing
- 8:09themselves to things they should not
- 8:11have access to until they reach
- 8:12adulthood I don't think anyone can deny
- 8:14that sexual education is important and
- 8:16talking to kids openly about what sex is
- 8:19is important but it's important to
- 8:21discuss those things to protect children
- 8:24from the dangers of adult content
- 8:26addiction not to expose them to it
- 8:29freely social media frequently promotes
- 8:31sexual content the most which creates a
- 8:33feedback loop between algorithms
- 8:35consumers and the creators a Creator
- 8:37sees that when they post more
- 8:39promiscuous photos they get more
- 8:41engagement posts with more engagement
- 8:43get fed to more people in the algorithm
- 8:45thus more people specifically young kids
- 8:47are getting thrown more and more sexual
- 8:49content than ever while social media
- 8:51creators get rewarded for starting those
- 8:53kids addictions early so much of our
- 8:55culture now revolves around taking
- 8:57advantage of our lustful instincts for
- 8:59for profit and the things I've heard and
- 9:01seen from young men on the internet who
- 9:03have shared their stories of addictions
- 9:06haunts me took me less than 30 minutes
- 9:08after starting the script to find the
- 9:10comment from a kid who says he edges to
- 9:12anime adult content and this is way way
- 9:15more common than you think this isn't
- 9:16even the bad stuff so think about a
- 9:18young kid who is already into pleasuring
- 9:20himself to stuff like that at such a
- 9:22young age if he does it frequently
- 9:24enough he's eventually going to need to
- 9:26keep increasing the freakiness if he
- 9:28wants to get the same amount of pleasure
- 9:30he once got from anime girls that is how
- 9:33gooners are created and that's what
- 9:34we'll keep seeing more of if young kids
- 9:37continue to have unrestricted access to
- 9:40sites like this but why does it matter
- 9:42other than the fact that it's an
- 9:43addiction and it takes up so much time
- 9:45which are both valid reasons on their
- 9:47own it matters because of the
- 9:50catastrophic mental consequences that
- 9:53come with it the awful erectile
- 9:55dysfunction when faced with real life
- 9:57sexual interaction the amount of
- 9:58pleasure it takes to get enough
- 10:00serotonin and dopamine to be happy when
- 10:02you're addicted which makes any other
- 10:05activities that should naturally be
- 10:06pleasurable to you miserable The
- 10:08increased risk of depression social
- 10:10anxiety and isolation and the risk of
- 10:13becoming someone like Nautica Malone
- 10:17exhibitionistic disorder a mental health
- 10:19condition characterized by recurrent
- 10:21non-consensual exposure of one's
- 10:22genitals to others is officially
- 10:25recognized in the diagnostic and
- 10:27statistical Manual of mental disorders
- 10:29I'm sure there's people who develop this
- 10:30disorder from childhood trauma or
- 10:32neglect but I'm willing to bet that most
- 10:34people who do do so because of the
- 10:36influence of online adult content naum
- 10:40Malone is not a victim what he did was
- 10:42foul and hell he might not even fit the
- 10:45definition of aunar but from his story
- 10:47it sounds like he found himself
- 10:48succumbing to lust produced by the
- 10:50internet to the point where it
- 10:53completely rewired his brain and
- 10:55destroyed any sense of rational judgment
- 10:58in regards to his sex ual acts look at
- 11:00the posts his friends and family created
- 11:03after hearing about his death my big
- 11:05brother the funniest guy in any room you
- 11:07walked in an unforgettable pillar in my
- 11:09life literally watched you grow up I'm
- 11:12beyond lost for words 15 years you've
- 11:15been my brother I keep crying because of
- 11:17all the memories we had together how did
- 11:19a guy so loved by his community with a
- 11:22wife and kids ever get to the point
- 11:24where he would consider doing what he
- 11:26did this is the end result of adult
- 11:30content addiction and if you find that
- 11:33you are struggling with this ever
- 11:34growing trend of edging and gooning
- 11:37please get professional help we need to
- 11:41start talking more openly and honestly
- 11:43about how hooked these kids are getting
- 11:44on some really weird [ __ ] on the
- 11:46internet we need tighter restrictions
- 11:48around adult content and we need to stop
- 11:50promoting and encouraging degeneracy by
- 11:52no longer engaging with those sorts of
- 11:54posts otherwise I'm afraid there's only
- 11:57going to be more and more stories
- 11:58similar to the acts that NAA Malone
- 12:01committed that day it was recently
- 12:02revealed a couple days ago that NAA had
- 12:04left a note for his wife just before he
- 12:06decided he wanted to pass away and this
- 12:10is what it read I apologize I Love You
- 12:13Queen I made a mistake and I don't think
- 12:15I'll be able to face you and the babies
- 12:18I don't know why I drove through like
- 12:20that to all my family and friends I love
- 12:23you and I'm so sorry I love my kids and
- 12:26family my mental has been [ __ ] up I am
- 12:29not a monster please forgive
- 12:38me whoa heavy topic by the end there I
- 12:41know uh but I have made videos regarding
- 12:44erectile dysfunction within men which we
- 12:46need to be more open about and having
- 12:48these types of adult content addictions
- 12:51and here's one of the videos right here
- 12:52if that's something you're struggling
- 12:53with maybe the video will help you out
- 12:55love you guys and stay cautious stay
- 12:59away from the lust that will pull you in
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