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The DISEASE That RUINS Your Sleep | Friendship Is Insomnia — Transcript

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  1. 0:00I figured out who was in my walls.
  2. 0:02It was you all along. You might notice,
  3. 0:05you may take note, you may haps realize
  4. 0:09at some point that I have [music] a very
  5. 0:12irregular upload schedule. And this is
  6. 0:14partly due to a condition that I have
  7. 0:15called insomnia, which I would not wish
  8. 0:19upon my worst enemy.
  9. 0:21But,
  10. 0:22I have to ask,
  11. 0:24what if friendship
  12. 0:27Stay with me now.
  13. 0:28was insomnia?
  14. 0:31That'd be pretty crazy. That'd be pretty
  15. 0:33pretty pretty dope probably. Um cuz
  16. 0:36that's what we're going to discover
  17. 0:37tonight as we explore the world um
  18. 0:40created by BreeBreeMations [music]
  19. 0:43uh on TikTok called friendship is
  20. 0:45insomnia. And also, come closer. I'm
  21. 0:47going to let you in on a little secret.
  22. 0:48I'm going to be posting [music] more or
  23. 0:50we're going to try to post more this
  24. 0:51month than I have any other month this
  25. 0:54year. So, if you like watching this
  26. 0:55channel, um you know,
  27. 0:58try to keep up.
  28. 0:59Twilight is sleeping on the job. Hong
  29. 1:01shoo. Hong shoo. She has no idea what is
  30. 1:04about to hit her as suddenly someone
  31. 1:06calls her name. Twilight?
  32. 1:09And she groggily tries to wake up. Oh,
  33. 1:12no, she doesn't actually. I lied. She
  34. 1:13continues to sleep. The person calling
  35. 1:16her name responds ellipses. And then
  36. 1:18suddenly, she bolts awake. Twilight!
  37. 1:21What? What do you want from me? Question
  38. 1:24mark. Sunset. And yes, there he is.
  39. 1:27The one, the only. What are you doing
  40. 1:29here? Especially at this hour. Can't you
  41. 1:32see I was trying to sleep? I just need
  42. 1:35to borrow a book for a while.
  43. 1:37Do you have Oh, sorry. I read that
  44. 1:38wrong. I just need to borrow a book for
  45. 1:40a while. Do you have any good
  46. 1:42bestiaries? A bestiary?
  47. 1:45I'd be happy to give any other book but
  48. 1:49a bestiary. How dare you? How dare you?
  49. 1:54Do you know what could happen? Do you
  50. 1:56know what might what might befall the
  51. 1:59world we live in should I grant you your
  52. 2:02request you sickening me deceitful one?
  53. 2:06>> Do you have any idea what could happen
  54. 2:08if some pony else in the world got their
  55. 2:10hooves on
  56. 2:11>> I know. [screaming]
  57. 2:17I know.
  58. 2:19It's just that
  59. 2:22something came to the town last night
  60. 2:25and I don't think it's from that world.
  61. 2:28I want to figure out what it is. All
  62. 2:30right, the next one opens with a trigger
  63. 2:32warning for blood and gore. Um, that's
  64. 2:35good. I sure hope that no children are
  65. 2:36harmed in the making and it's the Cutie
  66. 2:38Mark Crusaders. Amazing. Perfect. All
  67. 2:40right, they're yapping. They're talking
  68. 2:42while walking along and someone calls
  69. 2:44out to them. Crusaders and they all turn
  70. 2:48and I don't remember who this
  71. 2:51this character might be that their
  72. 2:52teacher? Who thinks that I need to
  73. 2:54rewatch the show so that I can remember
  74. 2:56who which characters are which? Let me
  75. 2:58know down below in the comments. Let's
  76. 2:59get a comment train going. Hey Silver
  77. 3:01Spoon, never mind. I was wrong. It is
  78. 3:04not in fact a teacher. It is there are
  79. 3:06characters in the show that are their
  80. 3:07bullies Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara.
  81. 3:10So, hey Silver Spoon, how's making up
  82. 3:13with Diamond Tiara going? They all seem
  83. 3:14very
  84. 3:16happy. I'm sure at some point they in
  85. 3:18the show they like make up with the
  86. 3:19bullies so that might be why this might
  87. 3:22be post
  88. 3:23bullying making up. That's the thing. I
  89. 3:25can't find her anywhere. Not at school,
  90. 3:28not at her house. Her parents are gone
  91. 3:31as well.
  92. 3:32It's like the whole family's just
  93. 3:33vanished. I'm sure they're just on
  94. 3:36vacation or something.
  95. 3:38But wouldn't she tell the teacher she
  96. 3:40was leaving for vacation?
  97. 3:42Vacation or not, I can feel it in my gut
  98. 3:47that she's perfectly fine.
  99. 3:50Jeez.
  100. 3:52Oh God. All right, so then it cuts to
  101. 3:54Diamond Tiara. Uh
  102. 3:55her eyes are welling up with tears.
  103. 3:58Her face is ripped off and
  104. 4:02Um I just thought of a horrible joke,
  105. 4:04but uh I can feel it in my gut that
  106. 4:06she's perfectly fine. Meanwhile, Diamond
  107. 4:08Tiara, "I can feel in my gut
  108. 4:11Fuck, I don't have one of those
  109. 4:12anymore." Next, we see a a Diamond Tiara
  110. 4:16on the on the grass
  111. 4:18and then Zecora's hooves step into
  112. 4:21frame. The hooves of a of a of a zebra.
  113. 4:24Once Zecora found Diamond Tiara's body,
  114. 4:26she ran to get the authorities.
  115. 4:29Once the police were given the news,
  116. 4:31they had to inevitably tell her parents,
  117. 4:33who are just like, "No! No!
  118. 4:37Why me?" As well as retrieve the body
  119. 4:39for an autopsy. Then we have an autopsy
  120. 4:42report here,
  121. 4:43um which is kind of difficult to read.
  122. 4:46I'm going to do my best. I might need to
  123. 4:47get a screenshot of these notes. But the
  124. 4:50pathologist is Dr. Horse. It's case
  125. 4:52number 66. Diamond Tiara, 10 years old,
  126. 4:55female from Ponyville.
  127. 4:58Um
  128. 4:59it says that the description she has a
  129. 5:01bruised head, severed left arm, missing
  130. 5:03organs, broken right arm. Uh the cuts on
  131. 5:07the back are in a claw-like formation.
  132. 5:10There are signs of a struggle, signs of
  133. 5:12decay around the wounds.
  134. 5:14And the probable cause of death is
  135. 5:16either unknown
  136. 5:17or
  137. 5:19just just maybe a timber wolf [music]
  138. 5:21attack. Uh the notes after we use the
  139. 5:23latest technologies,
  140. 5:25aka taking a screenshot and zooming in
  141. 5:27on the screenshot. I can't really read
  142. 5:29all of it, but I'm going to do my best.
  143. 5:30"One of the strangest autopsies I've
  144. 5:33done. The subject's wounds looked
  145. 5:35animalistic in nature, yet also
  146. 5:38calculated,
  147. 5:40as if it was all intentional. The
  148. 5:42subject's whole body was either wounded
  149. 5:45or had signs of struggle, yet the face
  150. 5:48was fully intact. At least I think that
  151. 5:51says face. Am I not though, because I
  152. 5:53remember her mouth being ripped off. Um,
  153. 5:55my best plausible guess was a timber
  154. 5:58wolf, yet the
  155. 6:00marking
  156. 6:02something too unknown to be
  157. 6:06uh,
  158. 6:07from such a primal animal.
  159. 6:09Hm, okay. I will have to research more
  160. 6:14to get a better educated guess. I
  161. 6:17checked the body again today to see if I
  162. 6:19missed anything, but it looked almost
  163. 6:20completely rotted away. Is it from the
  164. 6:23wounds? Is it some kind of disease? It's
  165. 6:26extremely unusual. On top of it, not
  166. 6:29only was
  167. 6:30and then something about the wounds, and
  168. 6:32then we we lose the ability to read at
  169. 6:35all. And on the next slide, we see that
  170. 6:36there is a missing poster for Diamond
  171. 6:38Tiara. I will say though, I thought her
  172. 6:40parents were missing. I thought that was
  173. 6:41part of, you know,
  174. 6:44the whole story before was that she's
  175. 6:46missing and so are her parents, but
  176. 6:48maybe maybe I was misunderstanding that.
  177. 6:51And then we come to Applejack.
  178. 6:53Something's off about this. I can just
  179. 6:55feel it. I'm not going to wait for this
  180. 6:57to get worse, either.
  181. 7:00I have to keep Apple Bloom safe. And we
  182. 7:02cut to Apple Bloom, who's waving goodbye
  183. 7:03to her friends as they're wandering off.
  184. 7:06Everyone's very happy. And then she
  185. 7:08turns. She notices something
  186. 7:12in front of her.
  187. 7:14Her eyes widen with surprise. And then
  188. 7:16we see from her point of view, the
  189. 7:18residents of Ponyville. They're all
  190. 7:20talking amongst themselves, kind of
  191. 7:22anxiously.
  192. 7:24Um, there's the missing poster in the
  193. 7:25background.
  194. 7:27Um, there's one guy just kind of
  195. 7:28standing around over there.
  196. 7:30But for the most part, people seem
  197. 7:31agitated or worried. Oh.
  198. 7:34And then when we cut back to Apple
  199. 7:36Bloom, there's a dark shadow looming
  200. 7:39over her.
  201. 7:41Uh-huh, all right. And she Okay, so the
  202. 7:45dark shadow reaches over her shoulder
  203. 7:48and touches her. And she kind of jumps a
  204. 7:51little bit. I'm curious if this series
  205. 7:54is called Friendship is Insomnia. I
  206. 7:55wonder if she's going to be experiencing
  207. 7:57like hallucinations or like what
  208. 8:01Yeah, super creepy. She looks shocked,
  209. 8:03startled. She turns to face
  210. 8:07the dark shadowy figure and it's
  211. 8:10Applejack. Okay.
  212. 8:12All right.
  213. 8:14Jump scare. Oh, it's you, big sis. You
  214. 8:16scared the bejeebers out of me. You look
  215. 8:18upset about something. What's wrong?
  216. 8:22A lot of things have gone wrong lately
  217. 8:24and I guarantee it will only get worse
  218. 8:26as the days go on. We need to get to the
  219. 8:28farm now.
  220. 8:31Now? But me and my friends wanted to go
  221. 8:33search for Diamond Tiara tonight. You
  222. 8:36know, how my friend was just mauled in
  223. 8:39the forest by supposedly by a timber
  224. 8:41wolf? Me and my friends want to go
  225. 8:43gallivanting through the forest together
  226. 8:45at night. How's that sound, sister? Does
  227. 8:47that sound like a fun thing for us all
  228. 8:49to do?
  229. 8:50Us children? Oh, she didn't know. Okay,
  230. 8:52Applejack responds, "Diamond Tiara
  231. 8:55is actually fucking dead.
  232. 8:57You fool.
  233. 8:59You imbecile." And suddenly the edges of
  234. 9:02the screen start to get all distorted in
  235. 9:05the classic [music]
  236. 9:06example of media trying to show a child
  237. 9:08being traumatized. It's like the edges
  238. 9:11go dark and static starts to appear and
  239. 9:13she's like uh whoa what? Zecora found
  240. 9:17her mauled to death in the woods. Wow,
  241. 9:20amazing thing to tell a child. Yeah,
  242. 9:22your friend's dead. We found her corpse,
  243. 9:25her mangled bloody corpse in the woods.
  244. 9:28She was torn apart limb from limb by
  245. 9:30these by rabid animals. She had
  246. 9:33defecated all over herself as well. As
  247. 9:35you know, corpses do that in the last
  248. 9:37moments of their lives. I'm scared it'll
  249. 9:38happen to you, too.
  250. 9:40Wow, great job, Applejack. Amazing. Days
  251. 9:44passed after Diamond Tiara's death.
  252. 9:47Applejack was right.
  253. 9:50Things did start to get worse. The
  254. 9:52amount of missing cases quickly
  255. 9:54skyrocketed as Nightmare Night
  256. 9:55approached. It was to the point where
  257. 9:57adult ponies started going missing as
  258. 9:59well. It has brought residents into
  259. 10:01panic. All the ponies that are missing
  260. 10:04have been found dead or are still being
  261. 10:07searched for. Oh, Jesus. Oh, that's
  262. 10:09horrible. All right, so there's
  263. 10:11uh Bon Bon missing uh some of her jaw
  264. 10:14and also crying again. Wonder if that's
  265. 10:17something characteristic of being
  266. 10:19attacked by whatever this entity is is
  267. 10:22is tears in the eyes. The only pony that
  268. 10:24has survived an attack is Bon Bon.
  269. 10:26However, they are still heavily injured
  270. 10:28from the encounter. They would have been
  271. 10:30dead if it wasn't for her friend Lyra
  272. 10:32finding her and taking her to the
  273. 10:34Ponyville hospital. Because of all the
  274. 10:36disappearances and the horrific sight of
  275. 10:38Bon Bon's injuries, Apple Bloom is no
  276. 10:40longer allowed to go anywhere by
  277. 10:41herself, not even during the day. Apple
  278. 10:44Bloom agreed to this at first, but now
  279. 10:48is starting to get impatient. Apple
  280. 10:50Bloom really wants to die. Why can't she
  281. 10:51gallivant in the woods with her friends?
  282. 10:53She wants to see if her friends are okay
  283. 10:55and that they didn't have the same fate
  284. 10:57as Diamond Tiara. Apple Bloom, I'm home.
  285. 11:01Apple Bloom? Applejack. Why couldn't I
  286. 11:04go to her funeral? Oh, that's horrible.
  287. 11:07And she's just like waiting by the
  288. 11:08window. I've already told you why, Sugar
  289. 11:10Cube. It's too dangerous for you to go
  290. 11:11out there now. Oh, Jesus. I don't care
  291. 11:14if it would be dangerous. I should still
  292. 11:17be able to say my goodbyes to Precious,
  293. 11:20even if me and Diamond Tiara were just
  294. 11:22friends for a few days. She was still my
  295. 11:26friend. I'm just trying to protect you.
  296. 11:29You're not protecting me. You're just
  297. 11:33using what happened as an excuse to baby
  298. 11:36me again. I'm not a baby anymore, and
  299. 11:38I'm not a blank flanked filly anymore,
  300. 11:41either. I can absolutely fend for
  301. 11:44myself. Have you ever heard of the
  302. 11:46tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
  303. 11:50>> I'm too tired for this, says Applejack
  304. 11:52in response to Applebloom larping as
  305. 11:55Palpatine. Tell you what, we'll talk
  306. 11:57about this more tomorrow. Maybe we can
  307. 11:59make a compromise. It's getting late
  308. 12:01anyways, and we all need some shut-eye.
  309. 12:04>> Fine, but don't expect me to forget your
  310. 12:07transgressions against the Republic.
  311. 12:10>> Or the Empire, whatever whatever version
  312. 12:13of this character we're doing. It cuts
  313. 12:15to Applebloom asleep in her bed. Her
  314. 12:19eyes are closed, very peaceful, um until
  315. 12:22she jolts awake hearing someone calling
  316. 12:25to her. Applebloom.
  317. 12:28And I'm going to call it here. I'm going
  318. 12:30to I'm going to guess. I know I said
  319. 12:32this earlier and I was wrong, but um you
  320. 12:34know, when Applejack uh was standing
  321. 12:37behind her and it was a shadowy figure,
  322. 12:39I thought maybe because the series is
  323. 12:41about insomnia that she was going to be
  324. 12:42having like hallucinations or unable to
  325. 12:45sleep or stuff along those lines. Who
  326. 12:47wants to bet [music] that's what's going
  327. 12:49to happen here? She sits up. Ellipses.
  328. 12:52Evil Applebloom sounds like a Palpatine.
  329. 12:54I'm calling it now. Applebloom.
  330. 12:58All right, all right, I'm coming. Geez
  331. 13:00Louise. And she trots down the hall past
  332. 13:04paintings and past a rocking chair and
  333. 13:07the door. What could you possibly need
  334. 13:09me for at this time of the night? And
  335. 13:12she's just like bleary-eyed, and
  336. 13:15suddenly the voice gets louder.
  337. 13:17Applebloom. And she looks startled.
  338. 13:20Where is she looking? At the door. The
  339. 13:23front door? The door has light coming
  340. 13:25from it. Is that like Applejack's
  341. 13:26bedroom or is that the door leading
  342. 13:29outside? Thank goodness you're awake.
  343. 13:31Please open the door for me. Why are you
  344. 13:34even outside in the first place? Didn't
  345. 13:37you say we should get some shut-eye? I I
  346. 13:40know I said that, but uh I saw that
  347. 13:42there was still work to be done on the
  348. 13:45farm, so I finished it all real quick.
  349. 13:47And I was going to come back inside, but
  350. 13:50I locked myself out on accident. Just
  351. 13:52please open the door. It's so cold out
  352. 13:55here that my feet are freezing off. That
  353. 13:58is not Applejack. That is not Applejack.
  354. 14:01Feet? Your feet are freezing off?
  355. 14:03Hooves!
  356. 14:05You don't have You don't have those.
  357. 14:09You don't own them. You do not possess
  358. 14:11them. All right, I'll let you back in.
  359. 14:13Just give me a second. And she uh
  360. 14:16unlatches, I guess, the door, and it
  361. 14:18clicks open. And yeah, dude, that is not
  362. 14:21Applejack. Uh okay, so Applejack, stands
  363. 14:25stands in the doorway, Applejack, we all
  364. 14:27know, stands in the doorway with her
  365. 14:29eyes glowing, a golden light coming from
  366. 14:32her eyes. Why, thank you, Apple Bloom.
  367. 14:36You're always such a sweet little thing.
  368. 14:39And Applejack just pushes past Apple
  369. 14:41Bloom. All right. You know this door
  370. 14:44doesn't have a lock on it, right? And
  371. 14:47Applejack looks absolutely loopy, just
  372. 14:49kind of like falling over herself as she
  373. 14:51wanders in, looking around, very
  374. 14:54animated expression as she says, "Oh,
  375. 14:56silly me. I must have forgotten." Don't
  376. 15:00know how you'd forget that, but all
  377. 15:02right. "I'mma go back to bed." "Same
  378. 15:05here. I'm pretty tired after all that
  379. 15:08work and hungry," she says with a smile
  380. 15:11that's just way, way too big, impossibly
  381. 15:15big smile. "We We don't have any
  382. 15:17leftovers from dinner, Applejack, so
  383. 15:19you're just going to I to go to bed
  384. 15:20hungry." "Then I'll just have some
  385. 15:23dessert. But we don't have any pastries
  386. 15:25either. Oh, okay. Suddenly, she hears
  387. 15:29snoring. Snoring coming from upstairs.
  388. 15:32All right, now I'm confused. Let's think
  389. 15:35this through for a second. I assumed
  390. 15:37that the that Applejack was like
  391. 15:39infected or possessed or whatever. But
  392. 15:42I'm going to assume this snoring
  393. 15:43happening. I guess it could be Big Mac
  394. 15:46or Granny Smith, but I've I've noticed
  395. 15:48that this series a lot of times has the
  396. 15:49text color coded to the characters. Um
  397. 15:53and this one I mean, it's not like
  398. 15:55orange orange, but it's definitely it
  399. 15:57doesn't I would assume Granny Smith
  400. 15:59would be green and Big Mac would be red,
  401. 16:01right? And this doesn't look like that.
  402. 16:03Um if if the creature that's in the room
  403. 16:07with them isn't Applejack and Applejack
  404. 16:09is asleep upstairs, which leads me to a
  405. 16:12whole different question. Why the fuck
  406. 16:14did Apple Bloom like
  407. 16:16go downstairs? I guess cuz she heard the
  408. 16:18calling coming from there maybe, but
  409. 16:20like she didn't think to check in
  410. 16:23Applejack's room first before going to
  411. 16:25the front door and letting her in even
  412. 16:28though she knows that the door doesn't
  413. 16:30lock. I I had farm work I needed to do,
  414. 16:33not even specifying like what the farm
  415. 16:35work was. I don't know. All right, so
  416. 16:37Apple Bloom is very startled by the
  417. 16:39snoring and just kind of like seizes up
  418. 16:41a little bit. And she turns and the
  419. 16:44snoring keeps coming down from from up
  420. 16:47the stairs. Um slow and steady. Uh
  421. 16:50rhythmic. And Apple Bloom turns back to
  422. 16:54Applejack. We knew. You and I knew.
  423. 16:57Turns back to Applejack whose eyes are
  424. 17:00glowing and very narrow and angular now.
  425. 17:04Also looks like there's spikes or some
  426. 17:06blue spikes or something. And she's
  427. 17:09turning to Oh, Apple Bloom. I'm not
  428. 17:13talking about pastries. All right, this
  429. 17:16next one has trigger warnings for
  430. 17:18disturbing imagery, violence, and gore.
  431. 17:20Hell yeah. And the creature starts
  432. 17:23laughing.
  433. 17:27And Applebloom begins screaming,
  434. 17:29"Applejack, no!" Maybe maybe maybe Apple
  435. 17:33Applebloom's so scared that she snaps
  436. 17:36out of the Palpatine voice for a minute
  437. 17:38and "Applejack!" And what the hell? Uh
  438. 17:42okay, so the creature's laughing and
  439. 17:44then shows up behind her. Does that not
  440. 17:46look like um
  441. 17:48uh Pastra's OC, the YouTuber? I don't
  442. 17:51know if any of y'all are familiar, but
  443. 17:52there's like a PNGtuber artist um and
  444. 17:55horror YouTuber uh named Pastra. You
  445. 17:58probably know know him. Yeah, I think I
  446. 18:00think that the OC is Clyde. And I'm just
  447. 18:04now remembering that at the beginning of
  448. 18:05this series it said it it says like an
  449. 18:08MLP crossover AU. Uh when I say it looks
  450. 18:11similar to it, it looks exactly like it.
  451. 18:13I guess it's just Applejack if Applejack
  452. 18:15had uh Clyde's face. Or you can call it
  453. 18:18Pastrajack. Pastrajack, that'd be really
  454. 18:20funny. Is this based off the one analog
  455. 18:23horror Dreams of an Insomniac? And the
  456. 18:26creator responded, "Yes." Oh, okay, well
  457. 18:28that changes everything. And that makes
  458. 18:30sense, Friendship is Insomnia. So
  459. 18:32disclosure, this channel used to be an
  460. 18:34analog horror channel like primarily.
  461. 18:37It's really just an internet horror
  462. 18:38channel and I like covering just
  463. 18:40independent art stuff um made by people
  464. 18:43who don't really have a budget most of
  465. 18:46the time. I don't know, I just I just
  466. 18:47like looking at weird art. And I used to
  467. 18:50do a lot of analog horror. I never did
  468. 18:52cover Dreams of an Insomniac. Um Liminal
  469. 18:55Land was another one. Uh I think
  470. 18:57Greylock might have been one, too. I
  471. 18:59don't I don't remember 100%, but I
  472. 19:01remember there being like discussion
  473. 19:04that those series used um generative AI.
  474. 19:07I'm actually going to look it up really
  475. 19:08quick for Dreams of an Insomniac just to
  476. 19:10make sure that I'm not crazy or
  477. 19:12misremembering something. Okay, so it's
  478. 19:14not as egregious as I was led to believe
  479. 19:18it was by like the the discourse around
  480. 19:21it. Um but I initially I never watched
  481. 19:24it just cuz people said, "Oh, it uses AI
  482. 19:26the whole time." Um apparently it came
  483. 19:27out in 2022 and the creator said, "Hey,
  484. 19:32I didn't like it was it came out before
  485. 19:34it was more widely known that a using
  486. 19:37generative AI is bad in more than like a
  487. 19:41few specific ways." Like the
  488. 19:42environmental impact, for example,
  489. 19:44wasn't really something that people were
  490. 19:46talking about at that time. And then
  491. 19:48also like the use case is he generated
  492. 19:51pictures of like missing pictures of
  493. 19:53children, um which weren't really even
  494. 19:56used all that much according to what I'm
  495. 19:58reading, uh because he didn't want to
  496. 20:00use pictures of real children. And like
  497. 20:03as a use case, I kind of understand.
  498. 20:05Like kind of Still, that was why I never
  499. 20:08watched it. So, I'm entirely unfamiliar
  500. 20:10with it. If the lore of this series or
  501. 20:12the story is is one for one, I just
  502. 20:15didn't know that. Uh but we're just
  503. 20:17we're just going to continue. That's
  504. 20:19crazy though. All right, so Clyde um
  505. 20:21just zooms around behind Apple Bloom and
  506. 20:24for those of you who are listening
  507. 20:25instead of watching, Clyde has has big
  508. 20:27crazy-looking teeth and and
  509. 20:31and eyes that are mildly shaped like uh
  510. 20:33very angular candy corn and and has like
  511. 20:36[music] uh one one really long slit down
  512. 20:39the middle. Um the creature's still
  513. 20:40laughing and it moves weirdly, kind of
  514. 20:43uh jogging around and and almost like
  515. 20:46glitching in between locations. Apple
  516. 20:49Bloom tries to get away, but the
  517. 20:50creature's claws reach out and grab onto
  518. 20:54her hoof tightly and snap it. Okay. And
  519. 20:59she screams. God, this got serious
  520. 21:01really fast. All right. Freaking idiot
  521. 21:03let let a creature into the home. You
  522. 21:06don't do that. You know vampires need to
  523. 21:08be invited inside in order for them to
  524. 21:10even come? Vampires? Vampires coming?
  525. 21:13Where do I sign up? All right.
  526. 21:15Applebloom falls to the floor wincing in
  527. 21:17pain. There's like her her her arm is
  528. 21:20all broken and and and hurt, obviously,
  529. 21:23and her eyes start to well up with
  530. 21:25tears. Maybe the the characters are just
  531. 21:27like have tears in their eyes because of
  532. 21:29the pain that they are in.
  533. 21:31Um her whole body is shaking and
  534. 21:33shivering on the floor. Almost the way
  535. 21:36it's designed makes it look like her
  536. 21:37body's outlined with chalk, um like a
  537. 21:39dead body would be, and the creature
  538. 21:41says, "Although it makes [music] me
  539. 21:44wonder what kind of pastry do you taste
  540. 21:49like? Maybe an apple pie or apple
  541. 21:52fritters? Maybe you taste fine just the
  542. 21:55way you are." And then it reaches out
  543. 21:58and grabs her by the neck. "What do you
  544. 22:01think, little sis?" That is horrifying.
  545. 22:04And the jaw being like impossibly far up
  546. 22:07on the on the face is horrific as well.
  547. 22:10Uh she's screaming, "You're not You're
  548. 22:13not my sister." And she reaches up to
  549. 22:16try and push the creature off of her.
  550. 22:19And the creature's looking down with an
  551. 22:20oddly amused stare [music]
  552. 22:22on on their on their face, their ugly
  553. 22:25mug, that face on their face. And she
  554. 22:27screams, "Sister." Reaching up to try to
  555. 22:30hit um Clyde and uh Pasture Jack grabs
  556. 22:35her other leg um with the claws and I'm
  557. 22:38going to assume again breaks it. Okay,
  558. 22:40Applebloom [music] is surprised, tears
  559. 22:42streaming streaming down her eyeballs.
  560. 22:44The creature's like, "Ooh, look what we
  561. 22:46have here. And this one's feisty. This
  562. 22:51one's putting up a bit of a fight." The
  563. 22:52claws sink into Applebloom's hooves
  564. 22:55sending bloody trails down her leg.
  565. 22:57"That's okay. I like my food having some
  566. 23:01spice sometimes. And it starts to snap
  567. 23:05Applebloom's neck, kind of reaching
  568. 23:08under her throat and piercing there.
  569. 23:11Pierce the veil. Okay, so all this
  570. 23:13screaming has been happening for quite a
  571. 23:14while and suddenly Applejack, that looks
  572. 23:17like regular Applejack, wakes up in bed
  573. 23:19and is like, "What in tarnation is going
  574. 23:22on?" And she And Applebloom's just
  575. 23:24screaming, "Applejack, please wake up.
  576. 23:26Please help me." as [music] Clyde's like
  577. 23:29maniacal grin gets wider and wider.
  578. 23:32"Some pony, any pony, please." And then,
  579. 23:36out of nowhere, a roundhouse kick right
  580. 23:38to Clyde's stupid face. It's Applejack
  581. 23:41and her weirdly green glowing eyes. Why
  582. 23:44does Applejack feel like a an an evil
  583. 23:46creature as well? Posture Jack crumples
  584. 23:49against the wall by the door, landing
  585. 23:51very heavily. A grimace and a growl
  586. 23:54emanating from within her very soul. One
  587. 23:57eye is still narrow, the other eye got
  588. 23:59really wide though, which is kind of
  589. 24:00cool looking. Applejack glares at
  590. 24:02[music] Posture Jack. And now they are
  591. 24:04engaged in a standoff, um with Clyde
  592. 24:08just standing over in the corner and
  593. 24:10they're staring each other down. Yeah,
  594. 24:12Applejack really saved the day there.
  595. 24:14Literally just one swift kick to the
  596. 24:16face. Applebloom is hiding behind
  597. 24:19Applejack's leg. Her body's still
  598. 24:21shaking and blood pouring out of her eye
  599. 24:23and from her throat and from her [music]
  600. 24:25legs. Good stuff. "Stay behind me, Sugar
  601. 24:27Cube. I don't want that thing jumping on
  602. 24:30you again." And then she looks up and
  603. 24:32it's gone, isn't it? If it's freaking
  604. 24:35gone, I'm going to um going to end the
  605. 24:37video. I'm going to freaking end the
  606. 24:39video [music] if it's I lied, I'm not
  607. 24:41going to end the video. What the fuck?
  608. 24:43Why? You think these guys are being
  609. 24:45tortured? What about me, huh?
  610. 24:48I've been reading these stories now for
  611. 24:49like uh
  612. 24:50seven eight eight months about,
  613. 24:53thereabouts. Eight months. That's been
  614. 24:54the primary stuff that we've been doing
  615. 24:56on this channel, bro. I've been I It's a
  616. 24:59never-ending cycle of characters to
  617. 25:01making the most stupid, asinine
  618. 25:03decisions. Why'd you look down? Why'd
  619. 25:06you look away from it? You know, when
  620. 25:07you when you catch a roach in your in
  621. 25:10your in in your house and you see
  622. 25:12[music] it and then you want to go get
  623. 25:14materials to like kill it and get rid of
  624. 25:16it. You don't You call someone else if
  625. 25:18there's someone else. You call someone
  626. 25:19in the room. If there's no one else,
  627. 25:21then you have to catch it with your
  628. 25:22hands and crush it. But if there's
  629. 25:23someone, you call someone else in the
  630. 25:25room and say, "Watch it. Watch that so
  631. 25:27that doesn't get away, okay?" That's
  632. 25:28what you do. Would you not do the same
  633. 25:31for the the demonic entity that is in
  634. 25:34your home? What is wrong with you
  635. 25:35people? Not you, obviously. I'm not
  636. 25:37talking about you. You're awesome. I
  637. 25:39love you. You're amazing. You're You're
  638. 25:41so cool. Thank you for being here. Thank
  639. 25:43you for watching. You know, we just hit
  640. 25:44215,000
  641. 25:46subscribers. That's not even a number
  642. 25:48that like makes sense logically in my
  643. 25:51head. I can't envision that. I can't
  644. 25:53even envision a thousand people in one
  645. 25:55space, let alone like Can you imagine
  646. 25:57215,000 people all in one spot? That's
  647. 26:00crazy. But how How do these these
  648. 26:03characters keep getting themselves in
  649. 26:05these situations? It's the same thing.
  650. 26:07It's the same cycle over and over again
  651. 26:09and I'm subjected to it. I sit before
  652. 26:12this magical screen that that casts
  653. 26:16these spells on me. Anyways, they look
  654. 26:19back over and what do you know? Poser
  655. 26:21Jack has vanished from existence. And
  656. 26:24now they're looking around. I guess it
  657. 26:25just hid. All right. Apple Bloom's like,
  658. 26:27"Is it gone?" No, you fool. Of course
  659. 26:30it's not gone. Applejack, I'm starting
  660. 26:31to feel tired and the eyes appear. Those
  661. 26:35eyes [music] are so creepy. I like the
  662. 26:37eyes a lot. And Applejack shouts, "Look
  663. 26:40out!" And kicks Clyde again across the
  664. 26:44room. This is very funny to me. And she
  665. 26:46slams into the wall again. Fantastic.
  666. 26:50Oh, shit. Okay, but then it [music] um
  667. 26:53screeches and like zooms back across the
  668. 26:56room grabbing onto Applejack and
  669. 26:58probably tossing her to the ground. They
  670. 27:00crash to the ground. They're screeching,
  671. 27:01slamming, shattering. Pow, pow, pow.
  672. 27:04They're beating each other the hell up.
  673. 27:06Meanwhile, Apple Bloom is looking on
  674. 27:08like that one wolf meme. There's a meme
  675. 27:10of like a wolf boy. He's like crying as
  676. 27:13the shadows of his like alcoholic mom
  677. 27:17and dad fighting are cast over over him.
  678. 27:20Uh that's that's what this picture right
  679. 27:21here is reminding me of. Any of you guys
  680. 27:23know what I'm talking about? Maybe not.
  681. 27:24I don't know. It looks like it stabbed
  682. 27:26Applejack in the eye. She screams, "Ow.
  683. 27:29What the hell did you do that for?"
  684. 27:31Applejack darts away leaving the
  685. 27:33creature just snarling. Applejack falls
  686. 27:36to the floor. The creature grabs her by
  687. 27:37the neck. The claws go up unsheathed
  688. 27:40ready to sink into the the unsuspecting
  689. 27:43flesh. I guess the flesh is kind of
  690. 27:45suspecting [music] actually. All right,
  691. 27:46so Applejack's eye slowly opens and um
  692. 27:50it looks quite bloodshot. Apple Bloom is
  693. 27:52still cowering [music] shaking on the
  694. 27:54floor in a corner. But now Clyde is is
  695. 27:58in front of her almost separating her
  696. 28:00from her sister. And Applejack's eyes
  697. 28:03well up with tears and she gets very
  698. 28:05angry. She starts to [music] move. Okay,
  699. 28:07does Applejack kick the creature in the
  700. 28:09head? What is happening or did the
  701. 28:11creature just get shot? What the hell?
  702. 28:13It looks like someone shot the the
  703. 28:16creature and its head exploded. That's
  704. 28:18what I'm seeing. Um heart to do the
  705. 28:20entity's hat goes flying back and oh my
  706. 28:23god, is that its face? Oh. All right, it
  707. 28:26falls to the floor crying in agony and
  708. 28:29now it's shaking too. The door is kind
  709. 28:31of opened a little bit behind it though.
  710. 28:34What in tarnation is going on down
  711. 28:36there? I'm sorry. I'm just imagining uh
  712. 28:39poor granny Granny Smith just starts
  713. 28:41wandering in with like a pump action
  714. 28:43shotgun and blasts
  715. 28:46uh Pasture Jack's head just goes it just
  716. 28:49explodes out into the ether and then
  717. 28:51she's like, "Didn't I say not to be up
  718. 28:53like this?" And then both her and Big
  719. 28:55Mac
  720. 28:56their eyes go wide as they kind of
  721. 28:59[music] now see what's going on. I think
  722. 29:01Applejack just kicked Clyde in the head.
  723. 29:04I think that's what happened.
  724. 29:05Applebloom's on the floor. She does not
  725. 29:07looking good. That's really sad. She did
  726. 29:10let it in though. She literally invited
  727. 29:13it into the house.
  728. 29:14>> What in Celestia happened down here?
  729. 29:16>> Big Mac, Granny, go get the wagon stat.
  730. 29:21Get her out of here before The creature
  731. 29:23snarls again.
  732. 29:25And starts to get up. They all get quite
  733. 29:28scared.
  734. 29:29They're backing up a little bit and for
  735. 29:31some reason they still have the child
  736. 29:33between them [music] and the demonic
  737. 29:35entity. And she finishes her sentence
  738. 29:37before it gets up. Whoa. That's my
  739. 29:39favorite this is my favorite like design
  740. 29:41thing that we've seen so far. So posture
  741. 29:44Jack's [music] head where it got hit
  742. 29:47kind of looks like a popped balloon.
  743. 29:51And you might have remembered posture
  744. 29:53Jack had two eyes. Now it has four which
  745. 29:56is twice as many eyes. It can see twice
  746. 29:59as as well now. So [music] I would I
  747. 30:01would say that the the whole plan we had
  748. 30:03going here might have backfired just a
  749. 30:06like a wee little bit. But it's okay
  750. 30:08because we're going to we're going to
  751. 30:09overcome.
  752. 30:11Applejack tells the others get out of
  753. 30:12here without Yeah, right. Like they're
  754. 30:14going to do that. Get out Get out of
  755. 30:15here without me. I can handle this.
  756. 30:18And yep, they do not. They stand their
  757. 30:20ground coming to stand beside her.
  758. 30:24Nope, we're not going anywhere says
  759. 30:27[music] says
  760. 30:28Granny. And
  761. 30:30okay, so the creature gets up but it
  762. 30:33looks almost scared or disturbed. Is it
  763. 30:38going to attack them or is it Okay, is
  764. 30:40it puts its foot down or it's like
  765. 30:42taking its foot away. I'm not sure. No,
  766. 30:45it darts away. It tries to escape. Why?
  767. 30:48The onlookers watch in confusion as
  768. 30:52Posture Jack just kind of darts [music]
  769. 30:54away into the night leaving them alone
  770. 30:57to tend to their injuries and their
  771. 30:59wounded.
  772. 31:00Just ran away? I I don't I don't know.
  773. 31:03We hear a slam. Okay, maybe that's the
  774. 31:06door. Applejack, oh dear Celestia, we
  775. 31:09need to get them both out of here. Big
  776. 31:12Mac, go get the wagon. Yep, Big Mac and
  777. 31:15Granny managed to get both Apple Bloom
  778. 31:17and Applejack into the wagon. I guess
  779. 31:19that's implying that Applejack that
  780. 31:21slamming sound was Applejack toppling
  781. 31:23over. Big Mac immediately ran to the
  782. 31:25hospital and away from Sweet Apple Acres
  783. 31:27in case that thing came back. When they
  784. 31:30arrived, they were immediately brought
  785. 31:32into emergency care. Applejack's
  786. 31:35injuries were thankfully not
  787. 31:36life-threatening, but she still needed
  788. 31:38to be in the hospital [music] for
  789. 31:39monitoring. Apple Bloom on the other
  790. 31:41hand had received a severe concussion
  791. 31:43from being slammed on the floor.
  792. 31:45>> [laughter]
  793. 31:46>> Sorry, that's not funny. She needed to
  794. 31:47be kept at the hospital in case there
  795. 31:49were any side effects from from that
  796. 31:51[music] event, you know, the event of
  797. 31:52being slammed on the floor. Both of
  798. 31:54their wounds were also cleaned in case
  799. 31:56of infection. This stopped its physical
  800. 31:59effects and yeah, so I can't see it on
  801. 32:02my computer screen cuz my computer
  802. 32:04screen's pretty
  803. 32:06dark and also a lot of times I have a
  804. 32:09blue light filter over it which makes
  805. 32:10everything on my screen look orange and
  806. 32:12changes the colors of things. Um
  807. 32:15I don't have that on now though. But
  808. 32:17there are people in the comments
  809. 32:18mentioning that there's hidden text on
  810. 32:20this slide like [music] faint red text
  811. 32:23that reads before it was too late. And
  812. 32:26so you would you would read the whole
  813. 32:27thing together. This stopped its
  814. 32:29physical effects before it was too late.
  815. 32:31It was noticed that Applejack's hind
  816. 32:33legs were covered in a black substance.
  817. 32:36The the was cleaned off and brought to
  818. 32:38the hospital's lab for inspection. It
  819. 32:41was revealed to be the same substance
  820. 32:43found on Bon Bon and Diamond Tiara. And
  821. 32:45then there's a paper, um, and someone in
  822. 32:47the comments was helpful enough to
  823. 32:49summarize what's on the piece of paper,
  824. 32:51which also contains references to Dreams
  825. 32:53of [music] an Insomniac, so which is
  826. 32:55that analog horror we mentioned earlier.
  827. 32:57So someone said, "Okay, from what I can
  828. 32:59gather from the paper, we have a patient
  829. 33:01named to Dusty something, and the
  830. 33:03infection causes sleep, some kind of
  831. 33:06behavior, which [music] is assumed to be
  832. 33:08aggressive, hallucinations, and a hard
  833. 33:11time seeing and hearing. And they're in
  834. 33:13a brain bubble or something, which
  835. 33:15[music] makes them see the world wrong.
  836. 33:17And also it very clearly says Sider
  837. 33:19Lankman at the top, which people are
  838. 33:22saying is is a reference to the other
  839. 33:25series." And now it's Applejack's turn
  840. 33:27to be asleep, and her eyes blearily
  841. 33:30open, and we still see little signs of
  842. 33:32the bloodshot element from earlier. And
  843. 33:36then she jolts awake. "Where the Where
  844. 33:38the hoof am I? Apple Bloom?" She's in a
  845. 33:40hospital. One quick note, I really like
  846. 33:43how the background images in this series
  847. 33:46are have like a a thin film grain over
  848. 33:49them, and the edges are kind of fuzzy.
  849. 33:51It just makes everything a little
  850. 33:53creepier to me. I really like it. "Where
  851. 33:56Where is she?" And Nurse Redheart
  852. 33:58>> [music]
  853. 33:59>> tries to calm her down. She says, "I
  854. 34:01have to get to Ow!" Apple Bloom screams
  855. 34:04in pain naggingly after trying to get up
  856. 34:06despite having, you know, IV put into
  857. 34:08her and a bunch of bandages and a
  858. 34:10bandage over her eye, and the nurse
  859. 34:12says, "Whoa, whoa, whoa, take it easy.
  860. 34:15She's in the other room, Applejack."
  861. 34:17"Can I see her? Is she okay? Where is
  862. 34:20Padme? Is she safe? Is she all right?"
  863. 34:23This entire video is just becoming Star
  864. 34:25Wars references. I I hope you guys are
  865. 34:28happy. "Of course. I just need to tell
  866. 34:30your doctor that you're awake. Then I
  867. 34:33can cart you into her. Or you can just
  868. 34:37get up from the bed as Applejack
  869. 34:38laboriously tries to drag herself out of
  870. 34:41bed despite all of the injuries. That's
  871. 34:45very silly. I'm fine. I just feel a bit
  872. 34:47sore, says Applejack lying-ly before
  873. 34:50toppling over and shattering into a
  874. 34:52thousand pieces. Nurse Redheart
  875. 34:54responds, "Are you sure you can walk
  876. 34:56with your injuries? I could have just
  877. 34:58brought your bed in there. Just let me
  878. 35:01go get my sister." They walk to Emperor
  879. 35:03Applebloom's chambers, opening the door
  880. 35:06to a dark room. Applejack looks on
  881. 35:08lovingly, but also with a bit of concern
  882. 35:11in her [music] eyes. Aw, Applebloom.
  883. 35:14There's also for some reason a spindly
  884. 35:16one one single strand of of hair coming
  885. 35:20out of the backboard of this bed. Why?
  886. 35:23What is that? Or maybe that's a loose
  887. 35:25spring. Whatever it is, it's it's
  888. 35:27strange. I don't know why it's there.
  889. 35:29Applebloom is sleeping peacefully. Uh
  890. 35:32however, seems quite injured. "Oh,
  891. 35:34Applebloom! Thank can you shut the fuck
  892. 35:37up, please? Thanks. We would really
  893. 35:39appreciate that since she's not the only
  894. 35:40one in here. Um and we turn to see Bon
  895. 35:43Bon, who is not
  896. 35:47doing well. And if we remember, Bon Bon
  897. 35:49like they said they cleaned the wounds
  898. 35:51of Applejack and Applebloom, but uh I
  899. 35:54don't remember that being the case for
  900. 35:55Bon Bon, whose jaw was like missing. So,
  901. 35:58her eyes are way more bloodshot than the
  902. 36:00others. "Why is she with Bon Bon?" It
  903. 36:02was found that all three of you have the
  904. 36:04same condition, so all of you have the
  905. 36:06same doctor since he's the only pony
  906. 36:08here that can [music] treat the
  907. 36:10symptoms. It will help him treat all of
  908. 36:12you at once, and so he knows where he's
  909. 36:14going since he's not from this hospital.
  910. 36:16[music] Now, who is this doctor that you
  911. 36:18keep talking about? That would be me.
  912. 36:21Oh, that looks evil. Why is that just
  913. 36:23Invader Zim? Tell me this isn't Invader
  914. 36:26Zim's eyeballs right here. Everyone kind
  915. 36:28of turns around in confusion to the to
  916. 36:30the bombastic entrance. Dr. Langmann,
  917. 36:34you're Oh, that's the character. That
  918. 36:35makes sense. Okay. Dr. Langmann, you're
  919. 36:37finally here. And there's that that
  920. 36:40image again. Amazing. He flicks on a
  921. 36:43light. Indeed, I am. It took a while
  922. 36:47though. This place is nothing like the
  923. 36:48one in Canterlot. He has a
  924. 36:51pony's head with like a brain inside of
  925. 36:53it as a cutie mark. And a top hat and
  926. 36:56like a red suit and tie with a lab coat.
  927. 37:00This is the greatest character design of
  928. 37:02all time. I'm kidding. I'm [music] not
  929. 37:04kidding. I'm being serious. Well, it's
  930. 37:06still good that you're here since one of
  931. 37:07your patients are awake. I can see that.
  932. 37:11You're Applejack, I presume. I've heard
  933. 37:14many stories of you and your friends'
  934. 37:16feats. It's a pleasure to meet you. You
  935. 37:18look kind of familiar. Let me guess, the
  936. 37:21Flim Flam brothers. Yeah. How'd you
  937. 37:24know? I get it a lot when meeting new
  938. 37:27patients. It doesn't help that they're
  939. 37:29cousins of mine. But believe me, I am
  940. 37:32nothing like those greedy sales ponies.
  941. 37:36Everyone just stares at him as he like
  942. 37:38starts screaming, ranting about greed.
  943. 37:41So, he responds with ellipses. Anyways,
  944. 37:44how's my third patient? Apple Bloom is
  945. 37:48laying in bed surrounded by a thousand
  946. 37:50watermarks. Watermarks are cool. It's
  947. 37:52just this this
  948. 37:54uh they're very visible to me and they
  949. 37:56are covering the entire page here, which
  950. 37:59is just funny in my head. Uh she's been
  951. 38:01asleep ever since she got here. Okay, so
  952. 38:04normally when I read comics, you read
  953. 38:06from like the top down, right? And then
  954. 38:08like from left to right, I guess. I
  955. 38:10think that's typically or from right to
  956. 38:12left depending on what you're reading.
  957. 38:14Like I have a bunch of manga and that
  958. 38:16obviously that's different. But this one
  959. 38:17is like starting from the bottom left
  960. 38:19going up, [music] which is just funny to
  961. 38:22me. Anyways, I kind of want to read it
  962. 38:23like I'm reading it, so here we go. Not
  963. 38:26at all, in fact, it's what we expected.
  964. 38:28Is that a bad thing? What you expected?
  965. 38:31Isaac, could you get an IV for this
  966. 38:34patient as well? And while he's doing
  967. 38:37that, maybe you could answer a few
  968. 38:39questions for me. That is, if you're
  969. 38:42okay with it, of course.
  970. 38:44Oh, yeah, sure. Go ahead. Good. Tell me,
  971. 38:48what happened last night? Oh, uh well, I
  972. 38:52was asleep at first, until I heard
  973. 38:55Applejack suddenly scream. I ran
  974. 38:57downstairs to check if she's okay. And
  975. 38:59then, uh
  976. 39:01uh
  977. 39:02Yes, yes. And then, what happened? I
  978. 39:05can't remember anything else after that,
  979. 39:07to be totally frank with you. Really?
  980. 39:10Nothing at all? Yeah, I I got nothing.
  981. 39:13Interesting. I mean, I know she got
  982. 39:15attacked, but I just I just can't
  983. 39:18remember that. I noticed that Dr.
  984. 39:20Langman has notes that say "amnesia". I
  985. 39:22see like [music] eye bags, forgotten
  986. 39:24memory. Uh how does that IV help,
  987. 39:28exactly? It just does. We figured that
  988. 39:31out when Bon Bon woke up shortly after
  989. 39:34we gave it to her. Oh, wow. It just
  990. 39:37does. Well, thank you for clearing that
  991. 39:39up. That was I'm really glad that we
  992. 39:41know now. Cause and effect, am I right?
  993. 39:44She'll probably be awake by tomorrow
  994. 39:46once the IV kicks in. And she jolts
  995. 39:49awake, gasping, bloodshot eyes hurtling
  996. 39:52open, bulging out of the skull. All
  997. 39:55right. We cut to a house with a pumpkin
  998. 39:59outside. And I kind of forgot that the
  999. 40:01nightmare like festival was happening.
  1000. 40:04Like they mentioned it earlier, it's
  1001. 40:05almost that time. [music]
  1002. 40:07Um
  1003. 40:08and that's that's kind of the the
  1004. 40:10Ponyville version of Halloween, which is
  1005. 40:13>> [music]
  1006. 40:13>> fantastic. I mean, I know that these
  1007. 40:15videos are already kind of always, you
  1008. 40:17know, kind of fall season-esque. [music]
  1009. 40:20They're They're just all horror stuff to
  1010. 40:22me is is Halloween-related.
  1011. 40:24Um
  1012. 40:26But, it's fun that this specific one
  1013. 40:27we're covering now in the middle of
  1014. 40:29October is uh
  1015. 40:31October-themed almost. And also having
  1016. 40:34that reference to like another analog
  1017. 40:36horror, that's really fun. What the
  1018. 40:37hell? Okay, scratch everything I just
  1019. 40:39said. It wasn't It's not the nightmare
  1020. 40:41thing. It's It's Halloween. Applejack,
  1021. 40:44what happened to you? Okay, so we cut
  1022. 40:46now to the other world where the
  1023. 40:48characters are human. Weird. Okay. Um
  1024. 40:52out of all the ideas Pinkie could come
  1025. 40:54up with, I'd never think she'd host a
  1026. 40:56Halloween slumber party. Describes the
  1027. 40:58most characteristic thing for the
  1028. 41:01character who throws the parties to do.
  1029. 41:03Never would have imagined. Throwing a
  1030. 41:05party that's also like a Halloween slu-
  1031. 41:08Are you kidding me? And that's another
  1032. 41:10analog horror reference.
  1033. 41:11>> [music]
  1034. 41:11>> Um
  1035. 41:12Okay, so Pinkie jumps out. But, it's
  1036. 41:14fun, right? Of course, Pinkie. All your
  1037. 41:17parties are fun. It's also a relief.
  1038. 41:19It's awfully cold outside this year. Who
  1039. 41:22would ever want to party in that? I've
  1040. 41:24never been to a slumber or Halloween
  1041. 41:26party before. So, this is a win-win for
  1042. 41:28me cuz I'm a loser nerd dork. I'm
  1043. 41:32kidding. I I also um haven't been to a
  1044. 41:35slumber or Halloween party before.
  1045. 41:37That's not true. I've been to one or two
  1046. 41:38Halloween parties, but you know. Maybe
  1047. 41:41I'm the loser dork. Hey, darling. Am I a
  1048. 41:43loser dork? Yes. Fuck. It sure isn't
  1049. 41:47feeling very Halloweeny right now,
  1050. 41:49though. Oh, I have an idea. We should
  1051. 41:52watch a horror movie. Pinkie runs to the
  1052. 41:54back and grabs like 120 Days of Sodom or
  1053. 41:58or um a Serbian film or something along
  1054. 42:01those lines. I don't know. I've never
  1055. 42:03watched a scary movie before, says
  1056. 42:05Fluttershy. And then Pinkie Pie's like,
  1057. 42:08"Oh, I've got just the thing." And then
  1058. 42:10comes back with that one the those like
  1059. 42:12Killer Klowns from Outer Space or that's
  1060. 42:14actually not even a great example. What
  1061. 42:16are some of those really stupid horror
  1062. 42:17movies? Like there's like you'll see if
  1063. 42:19you scroll too far on on like Tubi or go
  1064. 42:23to the back of a video store and you
  1065. 42:27find
  1066. 42:28like direct-to-DVD film that was or made
  1067. 42:31for streaming film that's like Bong's
  1068. 42:34Evil Bong's are coming to get you and
  1069. 42:37and stuff along those lines. Just the
  1070. 42:38stupid stupid silly shit. Rainbow Dash
  1071. 42:42jumps in with I've got the perfect pick,
  1072. 42:44The Return of the Pumpkin Rabbit. That's
  1073. 42:47so cool, dude. I love these references.
  1074. 42:49This is so fun. Okay, Return of the
  1075. 42:51Pumpkin Rabbit. This one's really good.
  1076. 42:53It even has a bunny in it, see? And
  1077. 42:55Fluttershy is like,
  1078. 42:58"Goodness, no, Rainbow. Not for a first
  1079. 43:00watch. It's a bit overrated anyways."
  1080. 43:03"Hey, how about we let Fluttershy pick
  1081. 43:05the movie? Something a bit less intense.
  1082. 43:08[music]
  1083. 43:09And then we can watch my movie?" "If
  1084. 43:12Fluttershy is fine after, then sure."
  1085. 43:14"Yay!" And again, I want to read it in a
  1086. 43:17different order than it shows up. Beep
  1087. 43:20beep beep. And Pinkie Pie jumps up,
  1088. 43:22looks out into the dark abyss that is
  1089. 43:25outside this room and it's like, "Oh,
  1090. 43:27the popcorn's ready." Why is everything
  1091. 43:30so jovial? Everything's so generally
  1092. 43:32jovial here. Jaunty. It's jaunty and
  1093. 43:36generally jovial. I'll stop. But why is
  1094. 43:38everything so happy? understand.
  1095. 43:40Something horrible is about to happen.
  1096. 43:41They're all going to get They're all
  1097. 43:42going to die. "Time to go put on the
  1098. 43:44toppings." And they all respond,
  1099. 43:45"Topping? Hold up, I got to see this."
  1100. 43:48And Rarity is like, "Let me get my batch
  1101. 43:50before you drench it all in syrup." They
  1102. 43:53all leave the room. There's a comically
  1103. 43:55oversized light switch in the corner
  1104. 43:58there. And okay, the one the one that is
  1105. 44:01purple turns it off. Twilight Twilight
  1106. 44:03flips off the switch. "You're not
  1107. 44:04going?" "I was never a big popcorn
  1108. 44:07person.
  1109. 44:08>> [music]
  1110. 44:08>> That's right, Twilight. You're you're a
  1111. 44:10pony person. Can you imagine a person
  1112. 44:12made of popcorn? That'd be stupid. How
  1113. 44:14about we sort through the movies first
  1114. 44:16before she picks, just so she won't pick
  1115. 44:18a super scary one on accident. That's
  1116. 44:20actually not a bad idea. She picks up
  1117. 44:23the remote and she presses one of the
  1118. 44:24buttons and the news starts. Alarming
  1119. 44:28news was found last night. We found some
  1120. 44:30news on the floor in the street. As
  1121. 44:32local residents have spotted the Smiling
  1122. 44:34Snatcher, serial killer, near the
  1123. 44:35boundaries of Candela County. Stay safe
  1124. 44:38this Halloween, Candela 58. Being known
  1125. 44:40for terrorizing the neighboring county,
  1126. 44:42Eastridge, for the past two decades.
  1127. 44:44Oops, I must have hit the wrong button.
  1128. 44:46The local police department has been
  1129. 44:48sent out to patrol the county for the
  1130. 44:49next few weeks. However, it is still
  1131. 44:51highly advised to follow the safety
  1132. 44:53precautions that are about to be given.
  1133. 44:54That's literally posture. Be indoors by
  1134. 44:566:00 p.m. Lock any doors or windows. And
  1135. 44:59most importantly, do not trust anybody
  1136. 45:02wearing this costume. I just can I just
  1137. 45:04want to stop for a second. I I have a
  1138. 45:06question about internet horror in
  1139. 45:08general. And it's like it's in a lot of
  1140. 45:10analog horror. It's all over the SCP
  1141. 45:12Foundation. It's in those like horror
  1142. 45:14games where you go driving out in the
  1143. 45:16woods and you go a certain number of
  1144. 45:17miles and then do certain things and you
  1145. 45:20look in the mirror or whatever. Or like
  1146. 45:22the three kings game or whatever, right?
  1147. 45:26Why are newer horror things so obsessed
  1148. 45:29or like the backrooms with the levels
  1149. 45:31and the layers and the rules? Why are
  1150. 45:33they all so obsessed with rules? Here
  1151. 45:35are your rules. Here are the the the
  1152. 45:37like the box that we put that we put it
  1153. 45:40in. I don't understand. What is with the
  1154. 45:41fascination with like here's a list of
  1155. 45:44rules that you must follow to survive.
  1156. 45:46And then like the characters break or
  1157. 45:48are forced to break the rules. The most
  1158. 45:49scary thing to people of of my
  1159. 45:52generation is rules, I guess. I'm
  1160. 45:54kidding. Gasp. What the fuck? Oh my god,
  1161. 45:57was that all in Applejack's head? Wow,
  1162. 45:59that's actually really cool. I'm really
  1163. 46:02enjoying this one. Like I was already
  1164. 46:03really enjoying it for the references,
  1165. 46:06the reference humor. You guys know I
  1166. 46:07love reference humor. This this series
  1167. 46:09came to my office and I was like, "Where
  1168. 46:12are your references?" And then they gave
  1169. 46:14me they gave me they a plethora of
  1170. 46:16references. It's beautiful. But also
  1171. 46:18just like the the vibe. There's been a
  1172. 46:20lot of moments that are genuinely quite
  1173. 46:22unsettling. Anyways, Applebloom start
  1174. 46:24starts awake. She's shaking and
  1175. 46:27Applejack's like, "Applebloom, yay! My
  1176. 46:29sister's all right. It's all right,
  1177. 46:31sugar cube." "Oh, thanks Celestia,
  1178. 46:33you're" and Applebloom looks at her and
  1179. 46:37screams in agony and pain. The pain of a
  1180. 46:40thousand suns. And she's like,
  1181. 46:42"Applebloom, what's what's going on?"
  1182. 46:45And she's like, "No! No! No!"
  1183. 46:49[screaming]
  1184. 46:49Oh my god. We we're see a POV shot of
  1185. 46:52Applebloom what Applebloom is seeing and
  1186. 46:55the world looks like hell and
  1187. 46:58Applejack's face looks like the the
  1188. 47:00demonic entity. "No! Please!" And the
  1189. 47:04entities are just like laughing. Like
  1190. 47:06that horrible laughing sound from
  1191. 47:08before, you know, the ha ha he he Stop
  1192. 47:11laughing at me! I'm just a helpless old
  1193. 47:15man. Don't kill me!" And she hides her
  1194. 47:17face away. Um very scared, very sad.
  1195. 47:20[music] And the nurses are just kind of
  1196. 47:23standing by staring at Applejack kind of
  1197. 47:25like, "Are you good, bro?" "What is
  1198. 47:27going on?" I assume she needs to go back
  1199. 47:29to her room. "Oh, yes. Yes, she she is a
  1200. 47:32lot worse than we expected. Applejack,
  1201. 47:34could you please follow me back to your
  1202. 47:36room for your sister's safety?" "For her
  1203. 47:38safety? Ow!" Applejack looks back.
  1204. 47:42Applebloom's being comforted and is
  1205. 47:44hurt. She's got tears in her eyes and uh
  1206. 47:47yeah, so I guess it's only happening
  1207. 47:48with Applejack, which recontextualizes
  1208. 47:51the bit from the beginning where
  1209. 47:52Applejack was standing behind her and
  1210. 47:53she was like startled by it. Now the
  1211. 47:55whole thing's more fucked up. All right,
  1212. 47:57that's crazy. And now Applejack's like,
  1213. 47:59"Fine." They they leave the room. Nurse
  1214. 48:02[snorts] Redheart uh goes with her,
  1215. 48:04presumably to like comfort her. And then
  1216. 48:06we can hear Apple Bloom saying, "Is it
  1217. 48:09it?" Referring to Applejack as it. "Is
  1218. 48:11it gone?" And uh Invader Zim responds,
  1219. 48:14"It is, and you're safe now." "Do you
  1220. 48:16think you'd be able to describe to me
  1221. 48:18what it is you are seeing in those
  1222. 48:21eye things of yours?" "It's going to be
  1223. 48:24all right, Applejack, just like you
  1224. 48:25said. He'll figure out a cure
  1225. 48:27eventually." After being able to
  1226. 48:28interact with all three patients, Dr.
  1227. 48:31Langman and Dr. Isaac were able to
  1228. 48:33conclude some shared issues and
  1229. 48:34symptoms. They compiled their findings
  1230. 48:36into notes and will continue adding on
  1231. 48:38to them until all three of the patient's
  1232. 48:42symptoms have been documented. Patient
  1233. 48:44three, Apple Bloom. Patient suffers
  1234. 48:47extreme paranoia and feeling of being
  1235. 48:49watched. Patient also has the most
  1236. 48:52severe memory loss out of the three.
  1237. 48:54They've completely forgotten that they
  1238. 48:56have a big sister, and any push to have
  1239. 48:58them remember causes severe headaches.
  1240. 49:00They seemingly see their sister as an
  1241. 49:02active threat when they are in the room,
  1242. 49:04describing them as a monster. This is
  1243. 49:06most likely some form of hallucination,
  1244. 49:08but it is unclear if it's from the
  1245. 49:10symptoms or from their concussion. What
  1246. 49:13can be concluded is that the symptoms
  1247. 49:15affect younger patients more than
  1248. 49:17adults. And then there's like a drawing
  1249. 49:19of what she's seeing in Applejack.
  1250. 49:21Patient two, Applejack. Patient's the
  1251. 49:23most stable out of the current three I'm
  1252. 49:25taking care of. Patient is still able to
  1253. 49:27think logically and coherently answer
  1254. 49:29questions. They will be the best to
  1255. 49:31understand the symptoms. Patient shows
  1256. 49:34mild signs of memory loss, being unable
  1257. 49:36to remember who or how they got their
  1258. 49:38injuries. I theorize they have no severe
  1259. 49:42physiological issues due to their wounds
  1260. 49:44not being very deep compared to the
  1261. 49:46other patients. [music] And then patient
  1262. 49:48one, Sweety Drops. Patient shows
  1263. 49:50paranoia and erratic behavior. Other
  1264. 49:53issues are hard to tell due to the lack
  1265. 49:55of lower jaw to communicate.
  1266. 49:58That's horrible. The any other issues
  1267. 49:59the patient might be having are kind of
  1268. 50:01hard to Can't she write, though? Can't
  1269. 50:03she like There's got to be other ways
  1270. 50:05that she could communicate, but anyways,
  1271. 50:06all right. Patient is unable to remember
  1272. 50:09their partner, who is the one that
  1273. 50:10brought them to the hospital in the
  1274. 50:12first place. They react to them as to
  1275. 50:15another stranger in the room. Patient is
  1276. 50:17seemingly unable to sleep and
  1277. 50:19medications to encourage sleep have not
  1278. 50:21yet worked. I need to keep testing.
  1279. 50:23Then, it looks like we're seeing just
  1280. 50:26the word partner. Huh.
  1281. 50:29Looks like
  1282. 50:31possibly Pastra Pastra pony or or I
  1283. 50:34guess I'll just call him Clyde. It looks
  1284. 50:36like Clyde might be targeting Lyra next.
  1285. 50:39Somewhere in the forest, a green leg is
  1286. 50:41walking.
  1287. 50:42She's lighting the way with her horn and
  1288. 50:45someone calls out to her. Lyra.
  1289. 50:48She turns, blasting fire in the
  1290. 50:50direction of whoever just said that to
  1291. 50:53her.
  1292. 50:53>> [music]
  1293. 50:53>> And yeah, Clyde is laughing.
  1294. 50:56>> [laughter]
  1295. 50:59>> "You're not going to fool me, demon."
  1296. 51:00She shouts, blasting the area with fire.
  1297. 51:03"Show yourself." She yells into the
  1298. 51:05darkness. "You coward." And then she
  1299. 51:08hears a crunching sound possibly from
  1300. 51:10behind her. It'd be really funny if it
  1301. 51:12then like zoomed out and Clyde was like
  1302. 51:14had taken a bite out of like her her
  1303. 51:16back or something.
  1304. 51:18Um she turns. Is it her leg? What the
  1305. 51:21fuck? Is that Scootaloo with a bite
  1306. 51:25taken out of her head? So, Clyde just
  1307. 51:27like tossed this this head over. That is
  1308. 51:30crazy. Lyra is a little bit shocked and
  1309. 51:33horrified by by this turn of events. And
  1310. 51:36"I missed you, Lyra." is Clyde taking on
  1311. 51:39the form of Bon Bon here. I really wish
  1312. 51:41we could match. Uh, uh, it's so scary. I
  1313. 51:45love it. Uh,
  1314. 51:47giving me the heebie-jeebies. Wouldn't
  1315. 51:49that be romantic? Do you really need to
  1316. 51:51get this many apples, Pinkie Pie? All
  1317. 51:54right, so we've cut somewhere else. Um
  1318. 51:56>> [music]
  1319. 51:56>> Yeah, so Pinkie Pie's gathering apples.
  1320. 51:58Of course, it's the whole theme for the
  1321. 52:01party this year. Are you sure anyone
  1322. 52:03will even show? Every pony's been so
  1323. 52:05skittish recently, including me. Is that
  1324. 52:08why you picked me up? Oh, this is in the
  1325. 52:10past then. Okay. My aunts left me plenty
  1326. 52:13of food, you know. You being alone is
  1327. 52:15what I'm worried about, darling. They
  1328. 52:16should have stayed a tad longer. It's
  1329. 52:19not their fault. None of this crazy
  1330. 52:20stuff was happening yet. And look on the
  1331. 52:23bright side, we can have a big sleepover
  1332. 52:25again. Pinkie puts down uh her bits,
  1333. 52:28probably paying for the apples. Four
  1334. 52:30buckets of apples from the best orchard
  1335. 52:32in Equestria, please. And what are we
  1336. 52:35looking at now? Is that Big Mac and and
  1337. 52:37Granny? Yes, okay. I'm sorry, Pinkie,
  1338. 52:39but we've ran out of apples for the day.
  1339. 52:42Maybe come back tomorrow? Well, that
  1340. 52:44can't be right. Applejack always bucks
  1341. 52:46enough. About that, she's in the
  1342. 52:48hospital and so is Apple Bloom.
  1343. 52:51What? They all shout. Is she sick? What
  1344. 52:54happened? Did she get cutie pox again?
  1345. 52:56Did she fall? You see, they uh and she
  1346. 53:00her her face kind of falls. Uh-oh. What
  1347. 53:03What is What is Granny Smith see? She
  1348. 53:05looks into the background. They They
  1349. 53:08were what? What was going on? Wolf
  1350. 53:11attack. A timber wolf? Oh, that's
  1351. 53:13terrible. We'll definitely pay them a
  1352. 53:15visit. I guess it's just us having a
  1353. 53:17sleepover. No, we're not. Babs is coming
  1354. 53:20to Ponyville today. Oh, how could I have
  1355. 53:22forgotten? And they're all very excited,
  1356. 53:23but something is happening. [music]
  1357. 53:25Lyra Lyra got caught. Wait, wait, wait,
  1358. 53:28wait, wait, wait. Was that Scootaloo
  1359. 53:30before, but now Lyra's Was that fake?
  1360. 53:32Was that a hallucination? Holy moly,
  1361. 53:35that's crazy. To be continued.
  1362. 53:38All right, so that was That was all of
  1363. 53:40the posts or that I can currently view
  1364. 53:43in the playlist. However, that is not
  1365. 53:45everything. [music]
  1366. 53:46There are currently 31 parts. We looked
  1367. 53:49at 20 of the 31 parts of this [music]
  1368. 53:52series so far. But really quick, I want
  1369. 53:54to check something. The 31st part is
  1370. 53:56still not any sort of conclusion. And
  1371. 53:59then there's like non-canon posts and
  1372. 54:02just other [music] sort of things going
  1373. 54:04on. So, I think we're going to stop here
  1374. 54:07for now. Thank you to BreeBree Nations
  1375. 54:10for creating this incredible AU. This
  1376. 54:12has been so fun. I've really enjoyed
  1377. 54:14this. Before we go, I just noticed
  1378. 54:16there's a pinned section where we have
  1379. 54:19sort of an introduction to Friendship is
  1380. 54:21Insomnia. So, let's take a look at that
  1381. 54:23really quick. Here's the intro. [music]
  1382. 54:24This is a
  1383. 54:26Probably should have read this first.
  1384. 54:27This is a crossover AU between My Little
  1385. 54:29Pony Friendship is Magic and Dreams of
  1386. 54:31an Insomniac. Credit to Pastra and the
  1387. 54:34many MLP Infection AUs for the idea.
  1388. 54:36>> [music]
  1389. 54:36>> Highly recommend watching the Analog
  1390. 54:37Horror. It's very underrated. I thought
  1391. 54:39it had like a million views on YouTube.
  1392. 54:41There are There are underrated ones that
  1393. 54:43have like 10,000 that [music] are really
  1394. 54:45good. But anyways, a few disclaimers.
  1395. 54:47Some of the lore has been changed such
  1396. 54:49as backstories so they can fit together
  1397. 54:51and make more drama. That makes sense.
  1398. 54:54This AU is based off the original
  1399. 54:55version of the story that was
  1400. 54:57discontinued, [music] not the rewritten
  1401. 54:58one. So, please do not remind that the
  1402. 55:01Analog Horror isn't being updated
  1403. 55:02anymore. Take this AU as a continuation
  1404. 55:04of it. [music]
  1405. 55:06And tell me you are all interested in
  1406. 55:09the comments. And yeah, sick. I really
  1407. 55:12wish that this creator had like a
  1408. 55:14Patreon or something. Hopefully,
  1409. 55:17maybe by the time this video comes out
  1410. 55:18they'll have or like a a Kofi or coffee,
  1411. 55:22whatever you pronounce that. [music]
  1412. 55:23Something. Just some some way for people
  1413. 55:25to support them. But as of right now,
  1414. 55:26all I know of is this account which you
  1415. 55:28can find down below in the description.
  1416. 55:30You should go check it out. I really
  1417. 55:31liked the drama. I liked a lot of the
  1418. 55:33concepts. And I don't know. It was
  1419. 55:35really fun. Thank you guys for joining
  1420. 55:37me. I hope you are having a fantastic
  1421. 55:39Halloween spooky month so far and thank
  1422. 55:42you for spending some of it with me cuz
  1423. 55:44we're going to be I'm going to be doing
  1424. 55:46this a lot. I'm [music] I'm having a a
  1425. 55:48blast. I've been watching a bunch of
  1426. 55:49horror movies.
  1427. 55:51Uh yeah. And [music] as always, you
  1428. 55:53should come follow me, too. You should
  1429. 55:54follow me. Don't leave me hanging.
  1430. 55:56Follow me on Twitter, Instagram, Tumblr.
  1431. 55:58And there's a bunch of other places,
  1432. 55:59too, but those those are like the main
  1433. 56:00ones. There's a link tree [music] in the
  1434. 56:02description and if you click on that
  1435. 56:04it'll give you all of my all of my
  1436. 56:06links. And I would like to welcome Mica
  1437. 56:09B, who is a new patron of the channel, a
  1438. 56:11new enabler. Thank you for joining the
  1439. 56:13Patreon. If [music] any of you guys want
  1440. 56:15to support the channel um
  1441. 56:17monetarily a little bit and help me pay
  1442. 56:20for my editors, um
  1443. 56:22>> [music]
  1444. 56:22>> feel free to join the Patreon. There's
  1445. 56:25some like interviews with people with
  1446. 56:27various like AU creators [music]
  1447. 56:29and analog horror creators. There's a
  1448. 56:31couple videos that were banned [music]
  1449. 56:33from YouTube cuz they're too explicit.
  1450. 56:36And there's just some behind-the-scenes
  1451. 56:38stuff, but at the end of the day, the
  1452. 56:40main I'm hoping the main thing is just
  1453. 56:42if someone wants to support me uh for
  1454. 56:45[music] a month or whatever, that's
  1455. 56:47that's the best way to do it. Thank you
  1456. 56:48to Mica B for joining us. [music]
  1457. 56:50And I would like to thank all of the
  1458. 56:52patrons, Rue, Nervous Cupid, Delphi,
  1459. 56:54Joe, Bug, Linty, Paper Gun, Kyogen, AJ,
  1460. 56:57Dark Beast, Coyote, Bat Noise, Fennix,
  1461. 56:59Bees, Amelia, Thomas, Justin, Tom,
  1462. 57:01[music] Dave, Elki, Stardrop, Nude,
  1463. 57:02Joseph, Mr. Fox, George, Boris, Kim,
  1464. 57:05Rotten Jasper, Harry, Dugan, Ellie,
  1465. 57:07Connor, Emerson, Cassie, Obis, Seafoam,
  1466. 57:09Marcy, Jamie, Novel, Caleb, and Mica.

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