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1. 0:00(loud party music in background)
2. 0:00Ginger beer is the S-H-I-T.
3. 0:02Really?
4. 0:03I'm a cranberry juice sort of guy.
5. 0:04Cranberry juice is good for thrush.
6. 0:08You know?
7. 0:08Thrush?
8. 0:10It's a vaginal discharge.
9. 0:13So, I'm giving out free sex advice tonight
10. 0:17if anyone....
11. 0:20S.T.I.'s?
12. 0:23If you're going to do drugs tonight,
13. 0:25remember to buddy up.
14. 0:26Mom!
15. 0:27And look after one another.
16. 0:28Rule number one,
17. 0:30enthusiasm is more important than technique.
18. 0:32Yeah, don't go too deep, that's awkward.
19. 0:35You can use a bit more pressure than you think, actually,
20. 0:37but no teeth, especially if you're packing metal,
21. 0:40Natalie.
22. 0:42Not too deep, Ruby, not too deep.
23. 0:45Just the tip.
24. 0:46Okay?
25. 0:47Intercourse can be wonderful.
26. 0:51But it can also cause tremendous pain.
27. 0:54And if you're not careful, sex can destroy lives.
28. 0:59I know it feels like everyone's doing it,
29. 1:02and yeah, some people are.
30. 1:04But most of us aren't yet.
31. 1:07It's not a race.
32. 1:09You don't choose who you're attracted to.
33. 1:13You can't engineer a relationship.
34. 1:19You have to do what's right.
35. 1:21If you want to tackle Kate's issues surrounding self esteem
36. 1:23whilst respecting your desire for visual stimulation,
37. 1:26you need to establish a clear verbal intercourse.
38. 1:29Stop passively hearing, and start actively listening.
39. 1:33You know they've been doing some
40. 1:34interesting studies with cannabis.
41. 1:36However, it has been linked to early onset impotence.
42. 1:41Nothing conclusive yet,
43. 1:44but you have to be careful with how much you smoke.
44. 1:46Mom, mom.
45. 1:48I only bring it up because I have a number of clients
46. 1:51who were heavy drug users at your age,
47. 1:54and now they have trouble with sexual performance.
48. 1:58Sexual performance?
49. 1:59They have trouble finishing.
50. 2:01It is perfectly normal for a younger man
51. 2:03to be sexually attracted to a mature woman.
52. 2:06In fact, when you stigmatize his choice,
53. 2:09then you feed into an unhealthy narrative
54. 2:11on masculinity in middle age.
55. 2:13Women do tend to feel more shame
56. 2:15surrounding masturbation than men.
57. 2:17Feeling that it's sort of taboo, or dirty.
58. 2:22Which, it isn't.
59. 2:24You should probably figure out what works for you,
60. 2:29and your body.
61. 2:30So you're prescribing a wank?
62. 2:33Yeah.
63. 2:34Should get on Porn Hub, there's loads of stuff on there.
64. 2:37You could watch a CGI dame fuck a horse.
65. 2:39Everyone has body's, right?
66. 2:41There's nothing to be ashamed of.
67. 2:43Whoever did this is intending to shame you,
68. 2:44but it won't work if you don't let them.
69. 2:46It shouldn't matter what anyone in the school thinks,
70. 2:48you are who you are.
71. 2:50Don't let anyone take that away from you.
72. 2:52Be proud of your penis.
73. 2:54And your heritage.
74. 2:55Because neither are going anywhere.
75. 2:57You should work with what you've got.
76. 2:59If you don't like yourself,
77. 3:01how are you supposed to believe that Sam does?
78. 3:03No means no.
79. 3:04Fuck fear.
80. 3:06I'm sorry?
81. 3:07Fuck the fear.
82. 3:09Tomorrow you could be driving along in your car happily,
83. 3:12and then smash,
84. 3:14you're head to head with an 18 wheeler truck,
85. 3:17and you're squished to the road, and you're dead.
86. 3:21Just a waste of time.
87. 3:22Love isn't about grand gestures,
88. 3:24or the moon and the stars,
89. 3:26it's just dumb luck.
90. 3:27And sometimes you meet someone who feels the same way,
91. 3:30and then sometimes you're unlucky.
92. 3:32But one day, you're going to meet someone
93. 3:34who appreciates you for who you are.
94. 3:36I mean, there's seven billion people on the planet,
95. 3:38I know one of them is gonna climb up on the moon for you.
96. 3:43Really?
97. 3:44Yeah, you're brilliant.
98. 3:46You're very dedicated.
99. 3:49You're gonna make someone really happy one day.
100. 3:51But it will not be me.
101. 3:53Not Lizzy.
102. 3:54Definitely not Lizzy.
103. 3:55But someone.
104. 3:56And it won't happen if you fall off that moon and die.
105. 4:03Okay.