The Best Black Ops 1 & 2 Memes! — Transcript

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1. 0:00down. Where did you find it?
2. 0:03>> Yeah, this is me. This is me.
3. 0:05>> Oh my gosh. Hit fire with this. You need
4. 0:08to aim outside.
5. 0:10>> Oh my god. It's like the Infinity
6. 0:13Gauntlet of racism.
7. 0:14>> Be advised, enemy Charlie Kirk deployed.
8. 0:17>> I think PlayStation was made for fanboys
9. 0:18[music] and Xbox was made for men. If
10. 0:20you like this controller more, you're a
11. 0:21fanboy. It's just simple as that. I'll
12. 0:23be honest with you though, this one is
13. 0:25nice. My fingers are kind of long and
14. 0:26dangly.
15. 0:28Yahoo! Charlie
16. 0:31stupid as [ __ ]
17. 0:35>> No, Adrian. No. NO.
18. 0:44Make it [ __ ]
19. 0:55>> I did that a few times. I hate that. I
20. 0:58hate that
21. 0:59>> I was doing that. You know what I got to
22. 1:01say about American lobbies? I I played
23. 1:03maybe like 2 hours of Black Ops 2.
24. 1:06Barely anyone talks in European lobbies.
25. 1:08Played 2 hours of Black Ops 2 with the
26. 1:11boys who are obviously American. Nword
27. 1:13every lobby. And I was like, "Wow, this
28. 1:15is great.
29. 1:16>> So back."
30. 1:17>> Europeans though dry. So dry. And it's
31. 1:21>> not the English. Not the
32. 1:22>> Not the English, but I kept getting
33. 1:24French. French
34. 1:25>> French miserable. Yeah.
35. 1:27>> Yeah. Spanish, whatever.
36. 1:28>> Problem with Europe is all the different
37. 1:30cultures and languages.
38. 1:31>> They're dry. The only time you ever got
39. 1:32good content in Black Ops 2 was British
40. 1:35lobbies and US lobbies. Europeans, they
41. 1:38don't have the same experience. They're
42. 1:40all dry as [ __ ]
43. 1:41>> Not even.
44. 1:43[laughter]
45. 1:48>> I think that's a better society than
46. 1:50what has developed ever since Black Ops
47. 1:522. Dude, that has defeated more racism
48. 1:55than any protest.
49. 1:56>> Exactly.
50. 1:57>> than any protest.
51. 1:57>> Exactly.
52. 1:59>> Exactly.
53. 2:00>> See?
54. 2:01>> Oh, we saw this one last night.
55. 2:03>> It's only been out for like 5 hours and
56. 2:06we're already doing this.
57. 2:09>> How did this stay up on Tik Tok? We've
58. 2:12got to censor this. I'm not sure what to
59. 2:14censor. Gak though, what do we censor
60. 2:16here? [sighs]
61. 2:18>> [laughter]
62. 2:18>> Do we censor the food, the child, or the
63. 2:21white triangles?
64. 2:30>> Comments. What about the comments? The
65. 2:32whole caption on the Google doc said the
66. 2:34comments are crazy.
67. 2:36>> Oh my god.
68. 2:37>> Oh my god. This is all censored.
69. 2:39>> Oh my lord. That's like the infinity
70. 2:42gauntlet of racism. That the next one
71. 2:44down is crazy.
72. 2:46>> Editor. editor is
73. 2:49Oh, poor editor. That's so much
74. 2:51censoring to do. So much censoring. But
75. 2:53also, you guys want to see it on
76. 2:54censored Patreon.
77. 2:56>> Be advised, enemy Charlie Kirk.
78. 2:59>> Brian was kind of doing this.
79. 3:00>> Enemy Charlie.
80. 3:02>> That's a really good impression.
81. 3:04[laughter] Is that a use AI voice thing?
82. 3:08>> Just got Charlie.
83. 3:09>> Has to be.
84. 3:10>> Be advised, enemy Charlie curve
85. 3:12deployed. [laughter]
86. 3:14>> Enemy Charlie.
87. 3:16The cut. This clip is so good.
88. 3:19>> He hits the snipe as it's called. That's
89. 3:22[ __ ] insane. [laughter]
90. 3:23>> The cut offs were pretty funny last
91. 3:26night as well. I enjoyed the cut off.
92. 3:28>> Fastest cut off was very funny. There's
93. 3:30one in particular. You had a few good
94. 3:31ones that you did.
95. 3:32>> I don't know though cuz I died.
96. 3:34>> You know what's really funny is when the
97. 3:36What's that [ __ ] What's the plane?
98. 3:38What's the [ __ ] little
99. 3:39>> Hunter? Hunter.
100. 3:40>> Little drone. Yeah. When that's thrown
101. 3:42into here, it's like the only time when
102. 3:44I see an enemy one and I'm like, "Oh,
103. 3:46here. I'm here. [laughter]
104. 3:48I want to get cut off."
105. 3:50>> It was such a good time.
106. 3:51>> Yo, what level do I Whatever. Oh, [ __ ]
107. 3:54I fell. Um, what happens if I fall
108. 3:57again? Oh no. Wait.
109. 4:03>> Oh no. Oh no.
110. 4:06>> Yeah.
111. 4:07>> What the heck, dude?
112. 4:09>> Oh my god. I forgot about that. back.
113. 4:12>> I never played Transit.
114. 4:14>> I heard you played zombies last night
115. 4:16and fell asleep though.
116. 4:17>> Yeah, I was having fun and then Tyler
117. 4:18and Marcel ruined us. They got so
118. 4:20serious about it. The Mob of the Dead.
119. 4:22They were yelling at us. Me and Evan
120. 4:23were just having a grand old time. He
121. 4:25expected us to know all the name of the
122. 4:26rooms in Alcatraz. I was like, "I don't
123. 4:28think I [laughter]
124. 4:31>> think he wanted you there." They were
125. 4:33getting mad that I had too many kills.
126. 4:34No.
127. 4:35>> Yeah. They said, "I'm just I'm just like
128. 4:37hoarding all the kills and not doing the
129. 4:40objective or or something." I'm like,
130. 4:41>> the Easter egg or whatever.
131. 4:43>> I'm like, I don't know what to [ __ ]
132. 4:44do. Yeah. So, I got yelled at and then I
133. 4:46was like, I'm going to bed.
134. 4:48>> I got yelled at and I went, [snorts]
135. 4:51>> "Dude, my background is like way too
136. 4:53dark. It just feels weird. Just feels
137. 4:55weird."
138. 4:55>> Yeah. Terrorism.com.
139. 4:56>> Jack, don't make my ass fat again.
140. 4:58>> That's good. Keep doing that.
141. 4:59>> I thought you did. You edited my ass to
142. 5:01be fat.
143. 5:02>> Can you make it fat and putter.com?
144. 5:04terror.com had his fat ass.
145. 5:05>> I think that's better, right?
146. 5:07>> That's much better. I don't think your
147. 5:08ass was that fat.
148. 5:09>> Hopped on Black Ops 2 release and
149. 5:11immediately 9:27. Yeah, this is Bri 1025
150. 5:15822. First two games that I punched a TV
151. 5:17in front of my controller.
152. 5:18>> I didn't punch or break anything, but I
153. 5:21I'm mentally challenged with a
154. 5:23controller now. I couldn't do [ __ ] And
155. 5:26the PlayStation 5 has the worst feeling
156. 5:30controller in the world, I think. Ooh,
157. 5:33>> I I I got to say it. I hate the way
158. 5:36thumb sticks feel.
159. 5:37>> I look, I'll be honest with you. This
160. 5:38one is nice. My fingers are kind of long
161. 5:41and dangly, you know. I think I think
162. 5:42PlayStation was made for fanboys and
163. 5:44Xbox was made for men, you know.
164. 5:46>> That's why I like Xbox.
165. 5:47>> Yeah, exactly.
166. 5:48>> Were you holding a PS5 controller?
167. 5:50>> Yeah, I was. Yeah. And it was pink.
168. 5:51[laughter]
169. 5:52>> And And you're So, you're saying you
170. 5:53like it?
171. 5:54>> Yeah, because it's so obvious. If you
172. 5:56like this controller more, you're a
173. 5:57fanboy. It's just simple as that.
174. 6:04God, I'm so happy. I'm just happy
175. 6:06watching this.
176. 6:08>> Very nice.
177. 6:09>> I feel like this is the epitome of the
178. 6:10world is healing. Just seeing Black Ops
179. 6:121 and Black Ops 2 stuff, it's just like
180. 6:14this is so much better. I would love if
181. 6:16more and more people play this and
182. 6:19dwindle the numbers on Call of Duty like
183. 6:21modern games and they're like, make them
184. 6:23realize that would be amazing.
185. 6:25>> Black Ops 2 remaster would slap so
186. 6:29[ __ ] hard. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
187. 6:30Don't just bypass the best. Black Ops 1
188. 6:32is my favorite of all time.
189. 6:33>> Yeah, it is my favorite AS WELL. IT'S MY
190. 6:36FAVORITE AS WELL.
191. 6:37>> Why you getting so angry? I'm saying
192. 6:38just don't bypass.
193. 6:39>> WHY YOU GETTING MAD AT ME? I AGREE
194. 6:40[laughter] WITH YOU.
195. 6:41>> YOU WENT STRAIGHT TO BLACK OPS 2. Let's
196. 6:42get
197. 6:43>> That would be the best one to remaster
198. 6:45in my opinion,
199. 6:49>> bro.
200. 6:50>> Oh, there's an Irish one.
201. 6:52>> I mean, I mean, well, no.
202. 6:54>> All righty. All righty.
203. 6:55>> Editor Editors be editing in this video.
204. 6:58>> Editor be editing.
205. 6:59Boss,
206. 7:07>> he did not kill himself.
207. 7:10>> He did not kill himself.
208. 7:12>> Such a new town experience.
209. 7:15>> It's such a waste of electricity.
210. 7:18>> That's awesome, dude.
211. 7:26Another
212. 7:30one. Another one. Another
213. 7:32[laughter]
214. 7:35>> I got to confess, bro. I sent this one
215. 7:37in. I saw this one. This is good. This
216. 7:40is giant laughing.
217. 7:42It's just so aggressive. [laughter]
218. 7:46[gasps]
219. 7:48>> Oh my gosh, man. What a game. What a
220. 7:51masterpiece. Off fields voting for a map
221. 7:54on the BO2 port.
222. 7:56Oh my gosh. Yeah, there's so many maps.
223. 8:01>> I like standoff.
224. 8:02>> I love Standoff. Yes, Slums is great
225. 8:04actually as well. So many good maps,
226. 8:07bro. So many good maps. And even if you
227. 8:10like didn't get those maps, you still
228. 8:12got I I feel like Black Ops 2 definitely
229. 8:15had some of the best maps in all of Call
230. 8:17all of Call of Duty. It just I really
231. 8:19think so. Especially for like SN as
232. 8:21well. It just flow and works so well for
233. 8:23S and D. Black Ops 1 obviously pretty
234. 8:25good as well.
235. 8:26>> I love Black Ops one.
236. 8:27>> I know. I know. I I do too, but we're
237. 8:29just at Glaz2 right now trying to get
238. 8:31some hype for [music] our video sprite
239. 8:33[laughter]
240. 8:36>> at the club. Check out Black Ops 2
241. 8:39videos and YouTube.com. [laughter]
242. 8:42>> We're so back. We're so back.
243. 8:45>> We didn't have the DLC's enabled when we
244. 8:47played. I feel like you always get
245. 8:48sweatier players that have the DLC
246. 8:51enabled and more of the normy easier to
247. 8:55play against players don't have it
248. 8:56enabled.
249. 8:57>> Yeah. So, if you play a DLC map, you're
250. 8:59expecting a sweat fest
251. 9:01>> more and and Wildcat was already I don't
252. 9:04want to say it, but he's already he he
253. 9:06does not like losing. He does not like
254. 9:08losing [laughter]
255. 9:09>> in Black Ops 2 and it's been 10 years
256. 9:11later. Do you remember? Do you remember?
257. 9:12He wanted to play a DLC map and then he
258. 9:14was like, "Oh, look at this. Terrorizer
259. 9:16not got the [ __ ] DLC map." Like he
260. 9:18was
261. 9:19>> It actually ended up being that Spoon
262. 9:21was the only one with the maps and
263. 9:23everyone else didn't have them.
264. 9:24>> I didn't come ready. Tyler was like like
265. 9:27expecting everyone to be coming [ __ ]
266. 9:28ready, have their gamer glue, you know
267. 9:30what I mean? Have all their [ __ ] you
268. 9:31know, G-Fuel and all stuff ready for a
269. 9:33[ __ ] session.
270. 9:34>> No, it's gamer grip, dude. Isn't it?
271. 9:35What? What's the controller? Remember
272. 9:37you used to get controller grips?
273. 9:38>> I thought it was gamer glue. Yeah, gamer
274. 9:40grip then. Oh, I know. But there was,
275. 9:42wasn't there something you would like
276. 9:43spray on your hand? Like you'd like rub
277. 9:45also? I don't know if it was like a a
278. 9:47cream or a spray or something, but you
279. 9:48would spray it on your hands and it
280. 9:50gives you
281. 9:51>> makes you more like less sweaty uh more
282. 9:54sticky. Think about how much crazy [ __ ]
283. 9:56people were making just because of Call
284. 9:57of Duty and the Black Ops one, Black Ops
285. 9:582. Accessories, bro.
286. 10:00>> Thumbsticks, uh, you know, remember the
287. 10:02thumb stick extender, the little thing
288. 10:03that
289. 10:04>> Len was cracked at Call of Duty and she
290. 10:06had all the accessories just to
291. 10:08absolutely [ __ ] on people. She
292. 10:09definitely had a Scuf controller.
293. 10:10>> Yeah, I think she had a Scuf controller.
294. 10:12>> But who had the custom Thanos gaming
295. 10:15Xbox 360 controller bullet buttons?
296. 10:18>> Who had that? Huh?
297. 10:19>> You did.
298. 10:20>> I didn't actually. I never did get it. I
299. 10:22do wish I got these. It would have been
300. 10:24so sick to get these and just preserve
301. 10:26them. Oh, Faze Page. Pam. Is this Pam?
302. 10:31Why is it optic using? Wait, this is a
303. 10:34fade. Is this an optic guy?
304. 10:38Not sure. Slow motion. No.
305. 10:43This is a terrible montage. Come on.
306. 10:46Bring the good montages back. I miss my
307. 10:48montages. I used to love a good old
308. 10:51sniper montage. Copyritten music on
309. 10:54YouTube. Slow motion. Solar lens flare
310. 10:56effects.
311. 10:57>> Solar lens flare. Solar lens flare.
312. 10:59>> Solar flare.
313. 11:00>> Yeah. Where? Why did that come in my
314. 11:02brain?
315. 11:03>> That African guy. Do you remember? Solar
316. 11:05flare. Sample text. Sample text.
317. 11:08>> Yes.
318. 11:09>> African sample text.
319. 11:10>> Hello, my name is Jamal.
320. 11:13Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute
321. 11:16passes.
322. 11:18Together, [laughter] we can stop this.
323. 11:20Please spread the word.
324. 11:23Thank you for your attention.
325. 11:24>> Oh my gosh, I cannot believe it. It was
326. 11:27real.
327. 11:28>> Basically, he would do like a video. You
328. 11:30would pay him money. You'd give him a
329. 11:32like a script or whatever or someone to
330. 11:34make a video about and he would do it.
331. 11:36And it just became this huge meme.
332. 11:38[laughter]
333. 11:46>> You'll never get the sock. [laughter]
334. 11:51>> Never.
335. 11:52>> But that's clearly not it.
336. 11:53>> Yeah, [laughter] but who cares? That was
337. 11:55awesome. I can't find the sample text.
338. 11:58>> Hey, Scrub, are you ready to become a
339. 12:00true MLG player? Then join the XXX
340. 12:04ancient reality 420 nocope blazing yolo
341. 12:07swag club. You'll become a true heart
342. 12:10scoping heating sample text legend. All
343. 12:14[laughter] your friends will be like
344. 12:16damn son. Where did you find this
345. 12:20[laughter] one versus me mate and a
346. 12:21bloody rake mate? I swear on me mom feed
347. 12:25me IRL. You might even get sponsored by
348. 12:28Mountain Jew Doritos or Illuminati.
349. 12:33Isn't that awesome? So join today. You
350. 12:36feel this grow.
351. 12:38>> Oh, I love it. Oh, it's old school brain
352. 12:40rot. [clears throat] I love it. My brain
353. 12:42just feels like it's reviving more than
354. 12:45flower receiving beautiful nourishment.
355. 12:48It's like
356. 12:49>> going back into my childhood where I
357. 12:51just sat here watching absolute garbage.
358. 12:53>> Your childhood which was 12 years ago.
359. 12:55Yeah, true. Good point.
360. 12:56>> The bad again. Proof's in the pudding.
361. 12:59That's why Brian has rainbot. Rainbot.
362. 13:04>> Oh, Rainbot.
363. 13:05>> Oh, dude. The brain rod. The brain rod
364. 13:07is hit too hard.
365. 13:08>> The poof is in the budding, lads. The
366. 13:10brabbot. [laughter] What a am I right?
367. 13:13Anyway, on to the next one.
368. 13:16>> Sick, dude. Terrorizer uh emblems. I'm
369. 13:19guessing I know what these emblems will
370. 13:21include. No.
371. 13:28>> [laughter]
372. 13:29>> Oh,
373. 13:32>> I think it was Mr. Bean first is why,
374. 13:35you know,
375. 13:38[laughter] Michael Jackson at the end.
376. 13:39>> That one. That one. I would do that one.
377. 13:42I would do the Michael Jackson one.
378. 13:43>> And the Mr. Bean. Yes. 100%. Even the
379. 13:46Trump one.
380. 13:47>> That's incredible.
381. 13:48>> That was for Terrorizer. He enjoyed
382. 13:49that. What up,
383. 13:50>> Joey? Yeah. Yo, Joey, I like that
384. 13:53Squidward emblem.
385. 13:54>> Squidward.
386. 13:55>> Yeah, the Squidward. That's sick. Yo,
387. 13:57what the [ __ ] How'd you do that,
388. 13:58>> dude? That's from That's from the Mask
389. 14:00movie, man.
390. 14:01>> That's That's Squidward.
391. 14:05[laughter]
392. 14:11>> And he leaves he leaves with his clip. I
393. 14:14love how he just leaves.
394. 14:15>> All right, there's another clip sent by
395. 14:17Delirious. We're not going to show it,
396. 14:19but uh yeah, he's going to have a good
397. 14:21emblem
398. 14:22soon. Yeah, he is having a great time.
399. 14:25It's nice to see it actually. It's nice
400. 14:26to see it.
401. 14:30>> Oh my gosh, look at this. I forgot about
402. 14:32the first ones. I did see some shock
403. 14:34charges.
404. 14:36>> Oh my gosh, the riot.
405. 14:39[screaming]
406. 14:40>> Oh my goodness.
407. 14:41>> Oh my gosh, dude. I remember this, bro.
408. 14:44I remember this. He's in a bot lobby.
409. 14:47But real people would do this [ __ ]
410. 14:49dude. They would have the scavenger
411. 14:53shock charges, bouncing betties.
412. 14:56>> Did you not hear me say a bouncing
413. 14:57Betty?
414. 14:58>> I didn't hear you.
415. 15:01>> Oh my gosh, the riot.
416. 15:03[screaming]
417. 15:04>> I did unlock the guardian kill streak
418. 15:08and I did I wanted to use that, but then
419. 15:10Vanna stopped playing and then everyone
420. 15:11else stopped playing.
421. 15:12>> We wanted to keep playing.
422. 15:14>> Yeah. Yeah, we did. We did, but it just
423. 15:16I guess we'll play another night.
424. 15:18>> Just Evan hit a brick brick wall.
425. 15:20>> Oh my gosh. Thank you.
426. 15:23>> This is sad.
427. 15:24>> Oh, [ __ ]
428. 15:26Oh no.
429. 15:28>> Oh no. I did hear that. This
430. 15:33Oh, we got to move out. The passage of
431. 15:35time is cruel and I don't want to think
432. 15:38about it.
433. 15:42>> Yeah.
434. 15:42>> Oh, dolphin time. I love a dolphin dive
435. 15:45off the [laughter] stairs. PhD Flopper
436. 15:47was fun.
437. 15:48>> We're not thinking of painful stuff
438. 15:50anymore. Yay. Also probably why people
439. 15:53watch our videos. Right, guys? How many
440. 15:55of you are secretly depressed? At least
441. 15:56half. Let's keep watching.
442. 15:58>> Other than that, you know.
443. 16:05>> Oh my gosh. You can't hit fire with
444. 16:07this.
445. 16:08>> You need to end outside, [ __ ] Sit the
446. 16:11[ __ ] down.
447. 16:11>> Sit the [ __ ] down, [ __ ] Yeah, that's
448. 16:13what I thought. Sit the [ __ ] down. Yeah,
449. 16:15but he didn't even kill him.
450. 16:17>> We're being [music] dominated. Go.
451. 16:18>> I'm going to get Ry chill with bat hands
452. 16:21with the shotgun. That [ __ ] is awesome.
453. 16:24>> What the hell is this? Oh. Oh. Oh, I
454. 16:29knew it.
455. 16:30>> This is a bot lobby. It's pretend. It's
456. 16:32pretend bot lobby [ __ ] I'm not buying
457. 16:34the bed. It's new bit.
458. 16:36>> So, we have Black Ops 1 and two on the
459. 16:37PS5, but they added something without
460. 16:39telling us and they thought they would
461. 16:40be slick about It's in the zombies when
462. 16:42you go Zuckerberg Zuckerbergie charlie
463. 16:45Kirk Charlie. [music]
464. 16:50See I mean I don't know how they thought
465. 16:51we would not hear this. I mean it's
466. 16:52right in front of our eyes.
467. 16:55>> Stupid. [laughter]
468. 16:56Stupid as [ __ ] I hate that.
469. 16:59>> Y'all to send me more of y'all's Call of
470. 17:00Duty emblems and uh some of them are
471. 17:02pretty cool, but then some of y'all send
472. 17:04just [ __ ] like this and it's like
473. 17:06what even compels you to have thoughts
474. 17:08like this? Uh 8 out of 10 though. Eight
475. 17:11out of 10.
476. 17:13Eight out of 10.
477. 17:15>> Wow, that was an elephant suck in its
478. 17:18own.
479. 17:19>> I never thought I'd say those words. I
480. 17:21really didn't. That's a new life
481. 17:23experience.
482. 17:24>> Why is whenever the idea [ __ ]
483. 17:25flashbang? [music]
484. 17:26It's like it's like it's like the worst
485. 17:28[ __ ] thing ever. It's like so it's so
486. 17:31effective. [music] When I flashbang
487. 17:33someone, it doesn't do like WHAT THE OH
488. 17:36MY [ __ ] GOD, DUDE. WHY IS IT THAT
489. 17:39WHEN I FLASH SOMEBODY, IT'S LIKE I JUST
490. 17:42SLAP THEM IN THE FACE [laughter] WITH A
491. 17:43NAPKIN FROM A LITTLE KID'S BIRTHDAY
492. 17:45PARTY, BUT WHEN I GET FLASHED, it tastes
493. 17:48like some BIG [music]
494. 17:50BLAST REQUEST.
495. 18:08Makes no sense to me, dude. That's
496. 18:10That's so crazy.
497. 18:11>> Deep stuff here. Also, best Faze Jeb
498. 18:14clip [music] ever. Just I think it's
499. 18:16easily his best clip. So descriptive and
500. 18:19colorful. [laughter] The black guy with
501. 18:21the bed sheets.
502. 18:23>> Absolute cinema. Just that's what he
503. 18:27said.
504. 18:28>> Oh, right.
505. 18:29>> That's what he said.
506. 18:30>> Oh, what? What the [ __ ] Brian?
507. 18:31>> I'm gonna be honest with you. I was just
508. 18:33enjoying the background music.
509. 18:35>> For [ __ ] sake. Oh, white boy 7 street
510. 18:38prestiged in Call of Duty.
511. 18:40>> Let's go on Black Ops one. What a
512. 18:43legend.
513. 18:43>> Hello, ladies and gentlemen. He's going
514. 18:45to have like a video soon. He's going to
515. 18:47act like it's the very beginning of
516. 18:49Black Ops. He's just going to redo his
517. 18:51whole career now.
518. 18:52>> It doesn't matter what your name is.
519. 18:54Doesn't matter. Matter matter.
520. 18:57>> Such a good song.
521. 18:58>> Was it Advanos who made that one?
522. 19:00>> Yeah, of course. Don't act stupid. Of
523. 19:01course it was Evan.
524. 19:02>> Like you, what's your name?
525. 19:06It doesn't matter what your name is. It
526. 19:09doesn't matter [music]
527. 19:11matter what your name is. It doesn't
528. 19:13matter
529. 19:15what [music] your name. It doesn't
530. 19:16matter.
531. 19:18Doesn't matter what your name. It
532. 19:20doesn't matter.
533. 19:22>> I really hope that played that in person
534. 19:25with him. That would have [laughter] How
535. 19:26good would it have been if they played
536. 19:28that in person? That's why they should
537. 19:29have had me in the Mr. Beast or Brian.
538. 19:31One of us would have remembered to play
539. 19:33that song when Evan and White Boy are in
540. 19:35the same room.
541. 19:36>> You You would have
542. 19:37>> probably more likely me.
543. 19:40>> Wait. No way. No way. Let's see if he
544. 19:43just killed you. He actually hit you.
545. 19:45>> Oh, you might have got clipped, bro.
546. 19:47>> Oh [ __ ]
547. 19:48>> You might have got clipped over
548. 19:52Adrian. No. No.
549. 19:54>> Oh [ __ ] [laughter]
550. 19:58>> No. That's crazy. My first day already
551. 20:03[laughter] my first day.
552. 20:04>> Yo, that was crazy. No way trick shot
553. 20:07first day on, bro.
554. 20:08>> That's [ __ ] hilarious.
555. 20:11That was a crazy clip, too. Kind of
556. 20:13feels like there was some cheating in
557. 20:14there. Some [ __ ] aimbot wall hacks
558. 20:17cuz I don't think you can actually hit
559. 20:19where he died.
560. 20:20>> I have no idea how they do it. I have no
561. 20:22idea.
562. 20:24>> That one was cheated for sure. [music]
563. 20:25It was It was there. There were some
564. 20:28aimbot walls going on because you
565. 20:30literally can't shoot through that
566. 20:32stuff. So, that was fake but funny. Fake
567. 20:34but funny. Ali is back.
568. 20:38All right. Is it Samar to XJaws that
569. 20:40way? It was XJaws, wasn't it? They both
570. 20:42give the same energy though cuz they did
571. 20:43the same tip videos.
572. 20:45>> I want Advanced UAV to come back. Hey
573. 20:48guys, Advanced
574. 20:50UAV here and today I'm going to be
575. 20:54bringing you guys a
576. 20:56>> You need TO SHUT THE [ __ ] UP.
577. 21:00[screaming]
578. 21:01>> You want to know what happened to him?
579. 21:02>> He went to jail.
580. 21:03>> No, he worse. He uploaded WWE footage on
581. 21:07YouTube and got his channel stried and
582. 21:09it's gone forever.
583. 21:12>> Yeah,
584. 21:13that's what happened to him. like like
585. 21:15actual WWE stuff or
586. 21:17>> clips. Yeah, clips and [music] footage
587. 21:19and stuff. Yeah, he was doing it for a
588. 21:20while and then WWE were like, "We're not
589. 21:22going to allow this to happen anymore."
590. 21:24And then uh just started striking people
591. 21:26like crazy.
592. 21:26>> Hey guys, Advanced UAV here and today
593. 21:30I'm going to be bringing you guys a Call
594. 21:33of Duty Modern Warfare 3. If
595. 21:35>> anybody knows this guys, Advanced UAV
596. 21:41here and today I'm going to be bringing
597. 21:44should do next next time we play I
598. 21:46should soundboard a bunch of
599. 21:48>> you guys advanced
600. 21:50UAV here and today I'm going to be
601. 21:54[laughter]
602. 21:55>> a loser [ __ ]
603. 21:56>> What is up guys? My name is Advanced and
604. 21:59I'm going to be bringing you guys
605. 22:01>> Dude, this child had no [ __ ] business
606. 22:04entertaining a bunch of men on the
607. 22:06internet playing Call of Duty.
608. 22:09[laughter] It looks so [ __ ] weird
609. 22:11looking back on it, dude. It's so weird.
610. 22:14The new PS5 port of the original Black
611. 22:16Ops portly overrun with cheaters.
612. 22:18Hackers are using exploits to hit max
613. 22:20level rapidly and even lock others out
614. 22:21of multiplayer by giving them negative
615. 22:23XP. What the [ __ ] I'd be so mad. Oh no.
616. 22:27Oh, already. Oh. Oh gosh, I hate it. I
617. 22:32like how he just panicked and at Shaq.
618. 22:34>> Shaq, don't let this happen. Please. At
619. 22:37Snoop Dog, [laughter] the Nougless Snoop
620. 22:40Dogg. Oh, dude. Please don't hack and
621. 22:42ruin it. Please, please, please. All
622. 22:44right, Brian, we've got the most insane
623. 22:47emblems. As if we haven't seen
624. 22:48[sighs and gasps] seen them enough.
625. 22:53Wow. I think I saw it for a second
626. 22:55there.
627. 22:55>> We got a glance.
628. 22:56>> I think I saw it for a second.
629. 22:57>> We got a glance. Yeah. [snorts]
630. 22:59>> Yeah, we got a glance there. I don't
631. 23:01think we need to reload that one.
632. 23:02>> Why could we see it and then not see it?
633. 23:04>> Not see it. [laughter]
634. 23:06>> Oh, wow. This is This isn't Black Ops 2,
635. 23:09by the way. Wow. Wow.
636. 23:11>> Oh my Jesus.
637. 23:14>> Wa. [sighs]
638. 23:16>> No.
639. 23:17>> Oh, it's
640. 23:19I had to make it bigger. It's so [ __ ]
641. 23:21funny. It's a Hitler. You need to find
642. 23:25this guy, Brian, and copy his emblem.
643. 23:26It's so good. Oh, a classic. A classic
644. 23:30right here. Now, a classic. Oh, that's
645. 23:32>> Oh my god.
646. 23:34>> That's the Tong Sahor. Tong Sahor. Is
647. 23:38daddy's name the brain rot meme? Tongur.
648. 23:41I'm pretty sure I got that right.
649. 23:43>> Was that thing AI generated?
650. 23:44>> No, I think it's just like some Italian
651. 23:46brain rot.
652. 23:48>> Is it? Oh
653. 23:49>> yeah. Oh, it is a viral AI generated
654. 23:51internet meme.
655. 23:52>> Why' you dare tell me so much, man?
656. 23:54>> You you This one looks like he's holding
657. 23:57his This one here with the brick and the
658. 24:00Lego kind of look to him in the bottom
659. 24:01left. That looks like a B2 emblem. And
660. 24:03that's him holding his bat. Is he That's
661. 24:06just Oh, yeah. Yeah. He's got some
662. 24:07strawberry ice cream on top of his bath.
663. 24:09>> Yeah, it's great way to lick it.
664. 24:11Actually,
665. 24:14>> I'm watching a Black Ops 2 Emblems
666. 24:16tutorial from 13 years ago. Translated
667. 24:19from Spanish. I do love this part of
668. 24:22Twitter where we get foreign tweets and
669. 24:24clips translated. It's a really fun way
670. 24:27to experience Twitter.
671. 24:31[laughter]
672. 24:32>> He's like watching Is it supposed to be
673. 24:33he's like watching poetry in motion?
674. 24:35>> That old World Cup clip.
675. 24:37>> It's like watching poetry in motion just
676. 24:40admiring the great and we're watching a
677. 24:42tutorial about to make a big giny veiny
678. 24:45[ __ ]
679. 24:47>> Oh my god. Beautiful.
680. 24:48>> I the way he integrated that horse tail
681. 24:50into the
682. 24:51>> Oh my gosh. I just genius.
683. 24:53>> Never I I would never have thought of
684. 24:55that.
685. 24:56>> Unbelievable.
686. 24:56>> What a visionary.
687. 24:58>> Last but certainly not least, a legend
688. 24:59has returned. 5.7 Street. I played Call
689. 25:01of Duty Black Ops 1 for 11 hours
690. 25:03straight today. And every lobby someone
691. 25:06won the microphone. He definitely played
692. 25:08for 11 hours.
693. 25:09>> One.
694. 25:10>> Yeah, he played for 11 hours for sure.
695. 25:12Someone won the microphone said, "OMG,
696. 25:15it's White Boy." That felt very good.
697. 25:16Thank you. What a special day. So
698. 25:18wholesome. So wholesome.
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