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TESTING BANNED VIRAL TIKTOK PRODUCTS! — Transcript

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  1. 0:00These guys don't realize I'm about to
  2. 0:01ruin a day. Liga. Yeah. Come downstairs
  3. 0:04now. What are we doing? Why are you
  4. 0:07always scared when you see a camera?
  5. 0:09Because you always you about to talk to
  6. 0:10us, bro. I don't. Yes, you do. I'm the
  7. 0:13hero of this story. Trust me. Okay,
  8. 0:15fine. I'm done. Okay, I got a good idea.
  9. 0:17Lex,
  10. 0:18Lamar, can you come out?
  11. 0:22What are you doing? What do you mean?
  12. 0:24What am I doing? I'm asking what you
  13. 0:25doing like right now. Are you busy?
  14. 0:26Yeah, I'm starting the video. You want
  15. 0:28to play? No. Minecraft? No, Minecraft.
  16. 0:30Go away. What's he doing? Where did you
  17. 0:33get a baguette from? Where do you guys?
  18. 0:35Honestly, someone's got to let me on
  19. 0:36this joke, but where do you guys keep
  20. 0:37getting baguettes from? I'm not I'm not
  21. 0:39getting a baguette. I don't know. What
  22. 0:40is this? Sit down. Sit down. Sit down.
  23. 0:42Today, my
  24. 0:44friends. Where did you get a baguette
  25. 0:46from? What is going on? Someone tell me
  26. 0:48this joke right now. Where do you keep
  27. 0:50pulling them from? Is that Is that your
  28. 0:51baguette? No. Mine's over there on the
  29. 0:53table. No, it's not. It is. Oh my god,
  30. 0:55it is. Bro, tell me where you guys
  31. 0:56getting baguettes from. This isn't funny
  32. 0:58anymore.
  33. 1:00Today we're going to be testing viral
  34. 1:01products. Okay. And some of these are
  35. 1:04well most of these are forfeits and the
  36. 1:06loser of the last challenge has to do
  37. 1:07it. Which show it was? Yeah. Wait, what?
  38. 1:10No, the first one isn't a challenge.
  39. 1:11Okay. So, you guys are good. But a lot
  40. 1:13of these are thingy. Okay. Are you guys
  41. 1:15ready? Yeah, I'm ready. You guys
  42. 1:16excited? You going to get miked up?
  43. 1:17Yeah. Let's get Let's get you miked up.
  44. 1:19Let's go. All right. You guys get your
  45. 1:19mics on? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay, cool. No
  46. 1:22more baguettes. I'm I'm being serious,
  47. 1:23bro. Let me see your other hand. Okay.
  48. 1:25No baguettes. Okay. All right. You about
  49. 1:29to shoot you guys. All right. You ready?
  50. 1:31So, this is our first thing. Is our
  51. 1:33first thing. Okay. Carolina Reaper gummy
  52. 1:36bears.
  53. 1:38What? Why? What do you mean why? Ew.
  54. 1:41Carolina Reaper gummy bears. Hot and
  55. 1:43red. And then the bear on the screen on
  56. 1:45the thingy is crying. Napal. Yeah, it's
  57. 1:48called napal. Is that a bomb? Bro, what
  58. 1:50does it say? The loser of this challenge
  59. 1:52will have to eat the napal bears. Okay.
  60. 1:55Oh, I was not supposed to eat it. No,
  61. 1:57you are not crazy. I don't want to hurt
  62. 1:59you guys, you know. I want to hurt you
  63. 2:00guys for a reason. Are they like
  64. 2:02actually like really bad? Like they're
  65. 2:04they're they're really bad. The guy
  66. 2:05said, "Do not take it without ice cream
  67. 2:06in the house." So, do we have ice cream?
  68. 2:09No. Okay. Okay. Ready? Yeah. It's
  69. 2:13archery challenge. You said you weren't
  70. 2:15going to shoot us, bro. I said I promise
  71. 2:17you it. Relax. What's in there?
  72. 2:23Yeah, there's nothing in there. I
  73. 2:24already set them outside. You got a blue
  74. 2:26bow and an orange bow. You couldn't have
  75. 2:27gotten like a yellow and a red. The
  76. 2:29budget like wasn't Bro, you guys I I'll
  77. 2:31make you both eat the candy. Helen, you
  78. 2:33first. Oh wow. You suck. Okay, hit it.
  79. 2:37Hit it then. Angle it a bit up and
  80. 2:43Oh my go L. Oh, I hit the board. All
  81. 2:47right, I do a trick shot. Do a trick
  82. 2:48shot right now. He's going to do a trick
  83. 2:49shot. If he hits a trick shot, what's he
  84. 2:52doing? If he hits this, I'm going in the
  85. 2:53pool. There's no way. Oh my god, that
  86. 2:56was so close. I feel like the force
  87. 2:59isn't enough, bro. It is. I'm hitting
  88. 3:03it.
  89. 3:05That was spot on.
  90. 3:09This is for all the laggers out there.
  91. 3:17Lo, he did it. Oh no, L. He's done it.
  92. 3:22Yeah, L has to eat the hot candy. Are
  93. 3:24you ready? I'm ready. I'm so sorry, L.
  94. 3:26Just one, right? Just one. It's
  95. 3:28Carolina. Carolina Reaper one. What are
  96. 3:30you saying? What are you saying? Is it
  97. 3:32good? Pretty good.
  98. 3:34Is it spicy, bro? I'm actually scared of
  99. 3:36him, bro. No, not spicy at all. Wait, L
  100. 3:39is you going to try one? Well, bro, it's
  101. 3:41like a spice tolerance versus yours.
  102. 3:44Oh no. Oh no. Luke, what have you done?
  103. 3:47What have you done?
  104. 3:49Oh my god. Oh, are you okay? Oh, cool.
  105. 3:54It's
  106. 3:56not for a fact. It's kind of crazy.
  107. 3:59Don't spit it out. Spit it. Oh, I
  108. 4:02touched my eyes. No, we won't touch your
  109. 4:04eyes. Okay, you guys feeling better now?
  110. 4:07Yeah. Uh, yeah. Way better, actually.
  111. 4:08Okay, good, good, good, good. Okay, so
  112. 4:11the next thing we have, you guys ready?
  113. 4:13Yeah. We've got another game for you.
  114. 4:15Okay. Okay. Oh my god. So, it's like um
  115. 4:19mini bowling. Yeah. Yeah. It's like I
  116. 4:20think like a metal ball bowling.
  117. 4:25Great unpacking. Incredible unpacking.
  118. 4:27What's the forfeit? The forfeit for this
  119. 4:29one. It's not that bad. Okay. What is
  120. 4:31it?
  121. 4:32Uh fine. I'll just beat you guys at the
  122. 4:34challenge. I'm going to get you
  123. 4:35pregnant. I'm sorry. Cut that. So, the
  124. 4:37rules are like Yeah. And you can only
  125. 4:39use one finger. Oh, I get it. Yeah.
  126. 4:43Come on. I
  127. 4:45strike baby
  128. 4:48auto brother.
  129. 4:52How do we simulate the pregnancy? You'll
  130. 4:55see. Mom and dad have to kiss each
  131. 4:57other. Oh, dropped it. So, wait. We only
  132. 4:58allowed one finger, right? Yeah.
  133. 5:05Now, he's got to do it. No. No. Like,
  134. 5:07come on. Like, one finger, though.
  135. 5:09Honestly, I'm going to give him that
  136. 5:10because he said one finger, bro.
  137. 5:14That was impress. You try do that. Yeah,
  138. 5:16you try. You try. There's with one
  139. 5:18finger. No. Okay. You guys ready for the
  140. 5:20next one? Yep. Yeah. Wait, how much was
  141. 5:22the bow and arrows? Uh, the bow and
  142. 5:24arrows were $90.
  143. 5:27Bro, who bought it? We're broke. There
  144. 5:29you go.
  145. 5:32What the Alpha Sleep actually breathing
  146. 5:36support? Yep. Looks like something that
  147. 5:39would put you in a hospital and you'd
  148. 5:40sue them. Yeah, probably.
  149. 5:42Oh, nasal strips. Yeah, I think so.
  150. 5:45Right. Yeah. Is that your final answer?
  151. 5:47No, don't read the back. No, don't read
  152. 5:49the back. Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry,
  153. 5:50sorry. Bring out the knife. Hold on. How
  154. 5:52do you How do you need a knife?
  155. 5:55Did he Why do you need a knife away? I
  156. 5:57think you put this in your mouth. You
  157. 6:00put it You eat it.
  158. 6:02There is no way you eat it. I got it. I
  159. 6:05My My mission is to turn you two into
  160. 6:07alphas. Ligger figured it out. Lennux
  161. 6:10and Lagger. You guys want to be alphas?
  162. 6:12No, Lily. Oh, it works. It's not. That's
  163. 6:14really good. It's open up my pores on my
  164. 6:16nose. No, it's not. Oh, I think it's
  165. 6:19just cool, right? Yeah. There you go.
  166. 6:22So, uh I'm in charge of good boys money.
  167. 6:24Any any um objections,
  168. 6:27guys? No. Okay, cool. I'm in charge of
  169. 6:29good boys money. Kio, but I was right.
  170. 6:32Right. Go in your mouth. Yeah. So, what
  171. 6:34happens to me? Congratulations. Huh?
  172. 6:36What happens to me? What What do I lose?
  173. 6:37Do I lose some? No. No. No. You don't
  174. 6:38lose this round. Don't worry. How much
  175. 6:39do you think that was, by the way? I
  176. 6:41would say $12.99. I was going to say any
  177. 6:43more than 10. And you're almost you're
  178. 6:44getting scammed. Really? Yeah. Okay,
  179. 6:46cool. That's $24.99. Since I'm trying to
  180. 6:48turn you two into alpha males, we have
  181. 6:51this one.
  182. 6:52Sorry. Stop bringing out a knife that
  183. 6:55aggressive. He didn't even
  184. 6:59Oh my god. He went into the box. So,
  185. 7:02these are the amazing ships we're
  186. 7:04talking about. I actually use these.
  187. 7:07Really? Yeah. See? So, there we go. Oh,
  188. 7:09I didn't know he had nasal strips. I
  189. 7:10thought that was strips. These ones are
  190. 7:12like kind of different though. Yeah. And
  191. 7:14these ones were more expensive. This is
  192. 7:1651.9. Oh. Oh, these are like Oh my
  193. 7:20magnetic ones. How do you even use this?
  194. 7:23I think you put it on your nose. You
  195. 7:24take out these magnets. Oh, these
  196. 7:26magnets. The magnets. And you put them
  197. 7:27on your nose. What? And it helps you
  198. 7:29breathe. Yeah, it it like opens up your
  199. 7:31nose. What does this mean? It says L1.
  200. 7:33Yeah, I don't think it works. Left one.
  201. 7:36Yeah. I think this is just nonsense. But
  202. 7:39let's try it out. So, this goes inside.
  203. 7:41No, no, no. On the outside. Yeah. Oh,
  204. 7:43that makes way more sense. Yeah.
  205. 7:47Can you breathe?
  206. 7:53Ask me your math questions. What's 8 *
  207. 7:568? 40 is 60. What? What did you say? How
  208. 8:01did you put this on? There's more oxygen
  209. 8:03going in my brain.
  210. 8:05Oh my god. Ask Cable Man's question.
  211. 8:07That actually is. What's 7 * 7? 45. Oh
  212. 8:11my god, he got it right. Is that right?
  213. 8:13No, it wasn't right.
  214. 8:16But it was close enough.
  215. 8:18[Applause]
  216. 8:19These are sick. How much were these
  217. 8:21again? Oh, the these ones were a bit
  218. 8:23more expensive. They were 51. Bro, it
  219. 8:25just fell off. That is quite steep,
  220. 8:27honestly. Yeah, they don't work. Can I
  221. 8:29take this? Yes, sure. Wait, what were
  222. 8:30you rating the Alpha kits? That was two
  223. 8:32of them together. They get same rating.
  224. 8:34Four out of 10. Three. Okay. Seven out
  225. 8:36of 20. So, wait. What did you rate the
  226. 8:38bowling?
  227. 8:40Zero. Zero. I'm going to give it a
  228. 8:43seven. I think it's a stupid game. Are
  229. 8:44you guys ready for the next one? Y. Yes,
  230. 8:46sir. Okay.
  231. 8:49He's going to break something. Wo. Lag.
  232. 8:51I know what I'm doing. Wa. Oo. What is
  233. 8:54it, Dr. Lighter? This is a helicopter.
  234. 8:57Turn it on by just clicking. Oh. And
  235. 9:00then what next? Oh my god. Please stop
  236. 9:04it. Oh my god. Wait. Hit it. Hit it.
  237. 9:11Turn off. Turn it off. Turn it up. Make
  238. 9:13sure Make sure you click the right
  239. 9:14button that turns it off. Turn it off.
  240. 9:16Turn it. Okay. Okay. Bro, it's like you
  241. 9:19caught the Quidditch. He caught the
  242. 9:21Quidditch. Yo, Lagger. You should chuck
  243. 9:23it, bro. Really? Yeah. Wait. I'll catch
  244. 9:25it. I'll catch it. I'll catch it. You
  245. 9:26won't catch, guys. Lagger.
  246. 9:31Guys,
  247. 9:34what happened?
  248. 9:36There's no way he went in the pool.
  249. 9:39Oh my god. All right, who's going in to
  250. 9:41go get it? Not me, guys.
  251. 9:44Guys, I'm not going in there. Time for
  252. 9:46the next one. Woo! How much was that
  253. 9:48last one? It It was $300, but that's
  254. 9:50fine. Bro, relax, guys. It's time for
  255. 9:52the next challenge. And the loser will
  256. 9:54have to do this. You ready? The loser
  257. 9:55will have to do this. The loser will
  258. 9:56have to do what's next. Oh, here we go.
  259. 9:59Oh, a boxing reflex ball. Yeah. You know
  260. 10:01those Oh, dude. I'm a boxer. You know
  261. 10:03those balls that you, you know, you
  262. 10:04punch? Yeah. So, you put that on your
  263. 10:06head, you just keep punching it. So,
  264. 10:07what's the challenge? So, who whoever
  265. 10:09can do the most punches in a row? Oh,
  266. 10:11and the loser will have to do the next
  267. 10:12one. All right, you start. It's my
  268. 10:14practice. Linux Tyson. 3 4 5 6 8 9 10 11
  269. 10:2012 13 14 15 16 17. Not bad. Wait,
  270. 10:25practice. That was your practice on
  271. 10:26there. Yeah. Wait, no, I want that to be
  272. 10:27my No, you can't. 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11
  273. 10:3212 13 14 15 16 17 20 22 23 24 25 Oh,
  274. 10:40there you go. Okay. All right. So, this
  275. 10:42I got to practice round, too. How did
  276. 10:43you start? You just punch it. Yeah. You
  277. 10:45start it high. How did you do that? He
  278. 10:47was punching it down like I was punching
  279. 10:49it downwards. There you go. Yeah. Yeah.
  280. 10:52Oh my god. I know. I know. Oh my god.
  281. 10:56Yo, maybe he's just good at You were
  282. 10:58punching it down. Yeah. Nah, you're
  283. 11:00crazy. There you go. There you go. There
  284. 11:02you go. There you go. There you go. Oh,
  285. 11:04all right. That practice. Yeah, that's a
  286. 11:05practice. That's your practice. A real
  287. 11:07one.
  288. 11:08Four. Why are you using one? Hold on.
  289. 11:10Hold on. Hold on. Okay. Here we go. 1 2
  290. 11:123 4 5
  291. 11:166 Whatever it is. Okay. So, like the
  292. 11:19forfeit. For some reason, Linux decided
  293. 11:21to turn into prime Mike Tyson. But for
  294. 11:23your forfeit, are you guys ready? Yeah.
  295. 11:25For your forfeit. This was not a real
  296. 11:27forfeit round. This person actually gets
  297. 11:29$1,000.
  298. 11:31Me? No, I'm only joking. Oh, this is
  299. 11:33your forfeit? What is it? Drugs. No,
  300. 11:36it's not drugs. Smelling salts. Warning.
  301. 11:40By opening this product, you accept all
  302. 11:42responsibility and liability to any
  303. 11:44injury and or death that may occur to
  304. 11:47yourself. Yo, what? Yo, everybody calm
  305. 11:50down. Everybody keep a good distance.
  306. 11:51Not recommend we use contains ammonia.
  307. 11:56Ammonia. Oh, my cat's got that when they
  308. 11:57pee. What? Yeah. Or is it pneumonia? I
  309. 12:01think pneumonia is when you're cold.
  310. 12:02What's the difference between pneumonia
  311. 12:04and pneumonia? Pneumonia. Oh, it's new.
  312. 12:09When you get a jellyfish thing, you need
  313. 12:11ammonia. So then you pee on yourself. So
  314. 12:13maybe your cats are peeing on
  315. 12:14themselves. So cuz they got jellyfish.
  316. 12:16Okay, push down and turn. Liger, please
  317. 12:18be careful. Please, please be careful.
  318. 12:19Don't get too close. Start far. Start
  319. 12:20far away and then get closer. Okay. How
  320. 12:22far does it take? Let's That's the
  321. 12:24question. Oh, I can already smell it
  322. 12:27from here. Oh my god. Can you put a lid
  323. 12:30on it, please? Wo wo. All right. Cool.
  324. 12:32Cool. Cool. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my
  325. 12:37god. Oh my god.
  326. 12:41That was crazy. Oh my smells like the
  327. 12:43cats, bro. It smells like cat
  328. 12:48pit. Let's go.
  329. 12:50I'm so scared. I'm fine now.
  330. 12:57You just got really Oh, I felt it in my
  331. 13:00nose. Like deep. It feels like someone's
  332. 13:02touching you in there, bro. Bro, no. In
  333. 13:05the nose, bro. How much was that? Oh,
  334. 13:07that was like It was only like 4. Can I
  335. 13:09keep that? Huh? Can I keep that? Yeah,
  336. 13:11of course. If you want. Where is it?
  337. 13:13Okay, guys. All right. Are you guys
  338. 13:14ready for the next one? Woo. All right.
  339. 13:16Here we go.
  340. 13:20So, these are like they're fake booty
  341. 13:23shorts. Look. So, um you can put it on
  342. 13:25and have a big butt. Don't turn around
  343. 13:27this corner. Okay. Give me just a sec.
  344. 13:29Can you get out of the closet, please?
  345. 13:31Where is he? What's he doing? Yeah, I
  346. 13:34think you're supposed to wear your
  347. 13:35pants. Like, you're supposed to wear the
  348. 13:37shorts on top of it. There's There's
  349. 13:38boxes you're wearing.
  350. 13:42Why did you work? Oh my god. Yeah.
  351. 13:45Really? You got a ginormous butt. Wait,
  352. 13:47really? Bro, I got keys. Wait, look. Go
  353. 13:50to the side.
  354. 13:52I got Bunda. You got Bunda. How much was
  355. 13:55it? It wasn't that bad. This was like 20
  356. 13:57bucks. This one. 20 bucks for one
  357. 13:58underwear. Not bad. You going to rate
  358. 13:59it? Yeah. All right. 3 2 1 10.
  359. 14:04Two. I don't know why you would want a
  360. 14:06bigger box. Don't get too comfortable in
  361. 14:08your clothes cuz it's time to get
  362. 14:09changed again. And I I got the one.
  363. 14:12Guys, can you stop being weird and
  364. 14:14believe
  365. 14:16what is it? You'll see. For sizes, I got
  366. 14:186' 6 plus. So, you're the only one that
  367. 14:21I can look at. I saw you, bro. I'll be
  368. 14:23right back. I'll be right back. Keep the
  369. 14:25big button, too.
  370. 14:31Okay. Are you back now? Are you good?
  371. 14:35Hey, I did not mean to see all of you
  372. 14:38too much today. Listen, man. You got to
  373. 14:41just do it. This next thing is probably
  374. 14:43the most best one here. The the most
  375. 14:45bestest. How expensive is it? The Huh?
  376. 14:48How expensive is it? I got it for free
  377. 14:49cuz I know the guy who owns it.
  378. 14:53It says
  379. 14:55What is this? It's a bagel. Donut. It's
  380. 14:57a bagel. Who's a donut? Bagel.
  381. 15:01Yeah. Look. Let's go. I like how he's
  382. 15:05not smiling. He's just Bro, this
  383. 15:07actually might be the cutest thing I've
  384. 15:09ever seen. Wait, is he using this as a
  385. 15:11promo? I might Yo, I don't care if he's
  386. 15:13using promo, bro. I'm going to put this
  387. 15:15in my backpack. I would pay $300,000 for
  388. 15:18this. What is this thing? What' you do
  389. 15:19to him? Huh? Where? Right there. That's
  390. 15:21not a Look. Nah, I think we should get a
  391. 15:23discount. No, you're not getting a
  392. 15:25discount, bro. Use code Linux at
  393. 15:26checkout, you get 99% off. No, you
  394. 15:28don't. Can I keep that? You know Yeah,
  395. 15:30you can have this. I'm going to put this
  396. 15:31in the back. Thank you. Okay, so here in
  397. 15:33France, it's actually pretty hot, right?
  398. 15:35Mhm. It actually. So, um, I got you
  399. 15:37this. Ooh, neck fan. Perfect. Wow. Yeah,
  400. 15:42it was crazy. Yeah. What do you think?
  401. 15:44Very futuristic. Wait, do we rate that
  402. 15:46one? Oh, yeah. What you What are you
  403. 15:47rating the big one? 10. 10. Let's go.
  404. 15:51And not
  405. 15:52because it makes money. Yeah, it does.
  406. 15:56Oh my god, this looks insane. This is
  407. 15:59How much did this cost? I don't
  408. 16:00remember. I think it was like 150 bucks.
  409. 16:02So, it was a cheap looking. Now, how do
  410. 16:03you turn this bad boy on? Is there any
  411. 16:05instructions in that? Um, is it like a
  412. 16:07remote or something? I think it's just a
  413. 16:09button. Yeah, I think you just turn it
  414. 16:10on and you put it Oh,
  415. 16:13then now put it around your neck.
  416. 16:16That is absolutely useless.
  417. 16:20Feel nothing.
  418. 16:22Oh, you got to go like this. You had it
  419. 16:23upside down, bro. It's facing the other
  420. 16:25way. On like your neck. There you go.
  421. 16:27Yeah, but you have a beard, so it may be
  422. 16:29a little bit harder. Yeah. You feel it
  423. 16:30like a little bit more? No, I don't feel
  424. 16:32that. cuz you got a beard. I know. Your
  425. 16:34beard is covering the Well, then it's
  426. 16:36beardist. If you have a beard, do not.
  427. 16:39Yeah. Okay. It's like Oh, this is nice.
  428. 16:42Can I keep this on? No, cuz it's going
  429. 16:43to All they're going to hear is Bro,
  430. 16:45they're happy to hear that if they know
  431. 16:46that I'm comfortable. No, you can put it
  432. 16:48on more. Oh, that's actually nice. Why
  433. 16:51is that nice? Try it.
  434. 16:55Yeah, that's okay. Yeah, I feel it.
  435. 16:57Okay, I feel it. So, now we got to
  436. 17:00change the rating. Okay. I think I think
  437. 17:01they would appreciate me wearing this
  438. 17:02cuz they don't. You just said I'm not
  439. 17:04allowed to wear it, so you're not
  440. 17:05allowed to wear it either. I'm ready to
  441. 17:06wear it. What are you wearing? Seven.
  442. 17:09I'm going to give it a three because of
  443. 17:11the price. How much is it? 150. Oh,
  444. 17:14yeah. Probably around there.
  445. 17:16Stop. Why are you throwing up? All
  446. 17:18right, guys. It's time for the next
  447. 17:20game. Here we go.
  448. 17:23Rubber band launcher. Yeah. No. So, made
  449. 17:26in China, bro. Yeah. I went I flew to
  450. 17:28China to get it. Oh. to avoid the
  451. 17:30tariffs. No. Oh, that would have cost me
  452. 17:32thousands. Oh, yeah. You guys don't have
  453. 17:34No. A president. You guys have what? A
  454. 17:36king? Yeah, we have a king. So, yeah,
  455. 17:38he's going to have a gun that she's
  456. 17:39probably, bro. What about my eyes? Yeah,
  457. 17:42you might get hurt.
  458. 17:44Yeah. See, we're taking it back to
  459. 17:46America. Yeehaw.
  460. 17:49You have to get it through the inside of
  461. 17:51this guy. Okay. It works like this. So,
  462. 17:53stop.
  463. 17:54Stop. You took your gun safe.
  464. 17:58Okay. It It hit It hit the
  465. 18:01bagel.
  466. 18:03Okay. Oh, that was close. I think you're
  467. 18:06supposed
  468. 18:09to What's wrong with you? He just shot
  469. 18:12me again. Get him back, please.
  470. 18:16Oh, he got it. Did Oh, did he miss?
  471. 18:18Yeah. No, you got it. No,
  472. 18:21[Applause]
  473. 18:23he means you have to do the
  474. 18:25for you. You guys ready? Yep.
  475. 18:30Oh my. Can you guys Lightning Reaction
  476. 18:33Reloaded. So, this is a game where one
  477. 18:36of us will get shot, you know. I don't
  478. 18:38like these games. What is this supposed
  479. 18:39to be, bro? What? What is this video?
  480. 18:42Wo. I don't know. Just don't want to get
  481. 18:44hurt video. Okay. Tasting dangerous
  482. 18:46viral products. Yeah. 50/50. Wait,
  483. 18:48actually. All right. How this next game
  484. 18:49works is uh we're going to press the
  485. 18:51button and the last person to take press
  486. 18:53the button when the music goes loses.
  487. 18:55Okay. Yeah. So, it's a game of reaction.
  488. 18:57It's a reaction speed. So, I'm going to
  489. 18:58press the hand. What happens when if you
  490. 19:00don't press you get shot? What happens
  491. 19:01if you press too early? You have to hold
  492. 19:03it in your hand like this. You get shot.
  493. 19:04Okay. Okay. So, now everyone's got one,
  494. 19:06right? Okay. I'm going to press this.
  495. 19:07I'm going to press go. Yeah. You have to
  496. 19:09press it when the music stops. Okay.
  497. 19:10Okay. Oh, you
  498. 19:13[Music]
  499. 19:18scared. What
  500. 19:19[Applause]
  501. 19:21the What? Oh my.
  502. 19:26[Applause]
  503. 19:27Oh my god,
  504. 19:30you guys were so fast.
  505. 19:32Oh, bro, I want to see a slowmo of that,
  506. 19:34bro.
  507. 19:36Donnie gets away without doing another
  508. 19:38challenge. Yay. How much was it? Oh, I
  509. 19:41that this one was like $1. No, it
  510. 19:43wasn't. It's pretty good for a dollar.
  511. 19:45This is the final one, but I saved the
  512. 19:46best one for last. Are you ready? Three,
  513. 19:49two,
  514. 19:50one. Oh, bear
  515. 19:53mag bro. Why is he though? What is this?
  516. 19:56It is a giant magnet fishing gear. Did
  517. 20:00you use this? Yeah, I I tested it to see
  518. 20:02if it worked. On what? What would you
  519. 20:03have used it on? I threw I threw it into
  520. 20:05a I threw it into a lake. Why does it
  521. 20:07stink? Yeah, I got a gun out of the
  522. 20:08lake. Smells And then I used the gun.
  523. 20:12You did what? So, you just grab that and
  524. 20:13you hold the rope, but you have to put
  525. 20:14the gloves on otherwise the ropes will
  526. 20:16burn you. And then um you know Oh, like
  527. 20:17as you're dropping it in. Yeah. Yeah.
  528. 20:18Yeah. And then we should use this in the
  529. 20:20pool. Bro, what's going to be in the
  530. 20:22bottom of the pool? We'll put something
  531. 20:24in it.
  532. 20:26Oh, that was a nice noise. Oh, there's
  533. 20:27no way they're going to be able to see
  534. 20:29it. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's right there.
  535. 20:31It's in there, but I'll show. Go ahead,
  536. 20:32Lagger. Come on now. You got this. You
  537. 20:35got this. I may drop the camera. Oh,
  538. 20:38wait. You can actually see it. You can
  539. 20:39actually see it. Get it. Did you get it?
  540. 20:42Oh. Oh, I think I think I heard it. Oh,
  541. 20:46it's a spoon, brother.
  542. 20:49It's too heavy. Spoon. L, you have to
  543. 20:51help him, bro. Let us get a spoon. Yeah,
  544. 20:53but the spoon is heavy. Oh, he got it.
  545. 20:56We got it. I got it. Did you get Yeah,
  546. 21:00get the spoon. This is sick. We should
  547. 21:02use this, guys. Bro, that's that.
  548. 21:04Honestly, that's $800 well spent,
  549. 21:06honestly, because that was really fun.
  550. 21:07$800. Yeah, but we can go out maybe and
  551. 21:09we can go test it in a lake or
  552. 21:11something. Oh, yeah. That would actually
  553. 21:12be pretty cool, though. Yeah. What if we
  554. 21:14find a bomb from the war or something?
  555. 21:16Fire. No political. No political. No
  556. 21:19political. Buy oil. Next time on Good
  557. 21:21Boy. Hi guys. Who's ready for some
  558. 21:24blindfolds? Uh, just run straight in the
  559. 21:26line. Okay. Oh my L. Did he just hit the
  560. 21:29door?

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