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0:14Batman.
0:17I just blinked.
0:34watched the VOD the other day. Loved how
0:37you went from feeling bad for trying to
0:40kiss Selena, then not feeling bad when
0:44you have sex with her.
0:50Yeah.
0:52Yeah. I guess I embraced uh
0:57who I am as Batman.
1:09Never kiss and tell, only sex and flex.
1:14Never heard this before.
1:23What the hell? I made it up. No way. You
1:27made that up? Did you make that up right
1:29here on the spot? Be honest.
1:36What?
1:38That's crazy.
1:47Hey, Violet Shaw, 25 gifted subs. Thank
1:51you very much.
1:53Hell yeah, that's a lot.
1:56Violet Shaw sexing flexing. Yeah, let's
2:00go with that. Hell yeah. Thank you. Hope
2:04you're having a good Friday evening.
2:06[ __ ] finish charging. This is uh
2:09Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Are we
2:10live on YouTube? Yeah, we're live on
2:11YouTube. Hi guys.
2:15Hell yes.
2:21Chaz Violet.
2:42We're doing episode four and episode
2:44five.
2:49Thank you. Thank you very much for that.
2:50Thank you, Smoke Sub for the 37 months
2:52as well. I was going to gift memberships
2:54on YouTube, but you don't have that set
2:55up on MTO.
2:57I keep telling them I keep telling
2:59YouTube it's free money. Combine allow
3:03YouTubers to combine memberships across
3:05channels. It would be it would be
3:06golden.
3:08But it's probably going to take like
3:09four years knowing um how YouTube does
3:12things. So, um I appreciate that. Thank
3:14you. Thank you very much, Violet.
3:22I missed three episodes.
3:26You haven't watched any? I've only
3:28played three.
3:45You know what's crazy, chat?
3:47How seldom I have to charge my Corsair
3:52Verros.
3:55I charge this headset like once a week
3:59for like
4:02an hour.
4:05Sometimes maybe I leave it charging
4:07overnight here and there.
4:14And if you use code Tio at checkout when
4:17you buy your Corsair products, you can
4:21get 10% off.
4:27But yeah, both the wireless headphones I
4:29have from them and my mouse.
4:32It's why I chuckle.
4:36I chuckle so hard when uh someone says
4:40they don't want to go wireless either
4:42with mouse or headset because they don't
4:44want to have to charge. I I charge both
4:48mouse and headset like once a week.
4:51So that's crazy to me that that's your
4:53reasoning.
4:55Like the charge time on these things are
4:57insane.
5:10Depends on the product. Yes.
5:16Shameless. Absolutely. from the guy
5:20rocking the the the ad, not on stream,
5:23but in his room.
5:26Would you expect anything less?
5:35Can't be asking for this cable.
5:36Hopefully, it charged enough for the
5:38session.
5:39Um,
5:51sorry, that's from Slave Spire. Boom.
5:56Did I miss a stream? How you already
5:58finished the game? Hey, you missed two
6:00sessions earlier this week.
6:05Hey, Tia, how'd you get in a Battlefield
6:06squad with the actor from Breaking Bad?
6:08I missed that lore,
6:12you know. I can't remember. I can't
6:14remember why I how I did that. I think I
6:18we might have raided him or something.
6:22He raided me. Oh, he raided me and then
6:26uh we just said, "Let's play at some
6:27point.
6:43Yeah, we met through the cartel.
6:47One sec.
7:07Why do we fall? So we can learn to pick
7:11ourselves up. Batman begin. Is that from
7:14a That's from a bat. That's from a ban
7:16appeal, right? I swear that's like a
7:19What's that from? Is that from something
7:21else? Is that even from my channel? I
7:22really recognize that. Batman begin.
7:28Ah, it's the [ __ ] Michael Kaine
7:30tweet. I could have sworn it was
7:31something some guy I banned wrote.
7:38That's a great tweet.
7:48Okay, guys. Uh, let's see how this
7:50finishes. I got to say, so far I'm
7:54I'm really really into it.
7:58I'm going to pause here.
8:01Here we go.
8:03Um, I'm excited to finish this. So,
8:06we're going to be doing episode four and
8:08five here. Hi, Medina. Thanks for
8:11subbing.
8:13Much appreciated. Is there no season 2?
8:16There is. There is. I hear it's better
8:18as well.
8:24Ah, thanks Blazing Panda. Much
8:27appreciated. That's very lovely. Thanks
8:28for the one year.
8:40All right, let's go. I can't quite We
8:43last played two twoish days ago. Um,
8:50if you can't remember like me all the
8:52details of how the last episode went,
8:54look no further.
8:58Goodbye, Quee. Bye.
9:05Ping would have just beaten me to death
9:07right there in front of everyone he
9:08wanted to. I mean, if Batman hadn't been
9:10there, I would be. Of course, the
9:13doctors aren't thrilled about me
9:14leaving. My therapist is worried the
9:18drug might have caused some issues to
9:20resurface.
9:22It'll make them unmanageable.
9:26Our stock is tanking. The board is
9:28losing confidence. Wayne Enterprises
9:31needs a new face.
9:38>> Oswald Cobblepot.
9:40>> You're the only ally I have in this
9:42building. It's important. I need you to
9:44be my eyes and ears.
9:46>> All right, I can do that.
9:48>> Keep Oswald out of R&D. Let me know if
9:51anything comes up.
9:53You're a good man, Bruce.
10:05>> Please, Selena. I have to tell you how I
10:08Bruce,
10:13>> what a cut.
10:14>> You should come stay with me.
10:18>> I'll think about it.
10:21dropped your pen.
10:23>> It's not.
10:38>> I think it's time you knew my real name.
10:45I am Lady Ark.
10:54I forgot I had chat. All right, chat.
10:56See you after this episode.
11:19Good luck. Thank you. Thanks, Energizer
11:21Bunny, for the 92 months as well. Much
11:23love for you. Much love.
11:28Okay, so I'm about to like attack
11:29Cobwald. Oswalt or whatever.
11:32You know, you know, I mean, Cobblepot.
11:34Oswald Cobblepot.
11:40>> You have to face the truth sometime.
11:44Retribution Bruce.
12:04Oh.
12:10Oh, God.
12:13What is this place?
12:16>> Get out. Breakfast.
12:18>> Okay, I'm up. I'm up.
12:22>> For Christ's sake, put some clothes on.
12:25Doctor's making the rounds soon.
12:27>> Doctor, what doctor?
12:34Is that my blood? God, I hope it's mine.
12:45Arkham Asylum. This can't be happening.
12:50>> How the hell did I
12:54This can't be real.
12:58Am I dreaming?
13:13Okay,
13:17looks like someone was angry.
13:20Lovely.
13:22>> Okay.
13:31You better be decent.
13:34>> Hello.
13:34>> You settled? Good. Anything you need?
13:38Water, piss, rat poison.
13:41>> I've been asked for rope before. Not
13:43really allowed to give it out. Of
13:45course, I could make an exception for
13:46you.
13:47>> You can tell me why I'm in Arkham Asylum
13:49for a start.
13:50>> What? Rich boy doesn't remember. Oswald
13:53Cobblepot. You beat him to a bloody
13:56pulp. Nearly killed him. Landed you
13:58here. Any of this ringing a bell? Might
14:01as well get comfortable. This is your
14:04home now. Time to meet your neighbors.
14:14>> Oh, okay. They come to beat me up.
14:16>> As you were.
14:18>> You look just like him. Your father ever
14:21tell you about me? How he sent me here,
14:24left me to rot in this goddamn hell
14:27hole? Somebody's got to pay for that.
14:31I hope to God there is a hell. I want
14:34your daddy to see what I do to you.
14:40You'll join him soon enough, Wayne.
15:02Oh [ __ ] that's going to knock me out
15:04now.
15:06>> Dangerous pretty good. You like this?
15:10>> The welcoming committee has really gone
15:13downhill around here, hasn't it? What
15:15the rude turish?
15:18>> Not nice. How do YOU LIKE IT? YOU ARE
15:22PATHETIC.
15:24Who's this?
15:27Whoa,
15:34>> buddy.
15:36Oh, buddy.
15:37>> Okay.
15:38>> Are you okay? You don't look so grand.
15:41More like the opposite. What would that
15:44be?
15:46>> I Thank you. I appreciate the help.
15:49>> You're welcome. If we don't look out for
15:52each other, who will, right?
15:57>> What is going on in here?
15:59>> It's like I told you, doctor, these
16:01creeps were attacking the new guy.
16:03>> Well, who did that? Was it you?
16:05>> Of course not. It was mostly over by the
16:08time I got in. The new guy's tougher
16:11than he looks,
16:12>> right, buddy?
16:14>> Bruce, is that really what happened?
16:17>> Go on, tell her.
16:20Yeah.
16:22Yeah. That's what happened.
16:24>> We have a very strict no fighting policy
16:26here in Arkham. If you can't obey that
16:28rule, you're going to find yourself in
16:30hot water fast.
16:31>> They How do you think they ended up
16:33>> here before took money from these men
16:35and let them into my idiot?
16:37>> He gave them a taser.
16:39>> I knew that you coming to Arkham could
16:41cause some excitement, but
16:43>> you just stood there menacing me. How
16:47long have you been stood there?
16:50Oh, what have you got?
16:53>> So, this is
16:55>> Can I present
16:55>> really nice sardines?
16:57>> Whoa.
16:59>> On
17:00crackers
17:02with tomato slices and
17:07some some you have some portons.
17:12And
17:14there's jang mayo on these.
17:16>> Go jang mayo. normal mayo.
17:19>> I've got to try these. We bought some uh
17:22canned sardines the other day, Chad.
17:24Some really nice ones.
17:26They smell great.
17:31M.
17:32Thank you.
17:33>> Good.
17:34>> Yeah, it's really nice.
17:36>> You can have a pickle in between.
17:38>> Mhm. A palette cleanser. Bit of a
17:40pickle. Thank you. What a fancy gamer
17:44snack.
17:47M. That's really nice. Thank you.
17:53>> Really, really good.
18:03Thank you. Love you.
18:12That's so good. Can you um just uh a
18:16little bit of toilet paper right next to
18:17you? Thank you.
18:21>> I don't get oily hands.
18:26>> Oh,
18:32get the pickle.
18:33>> The pickle. The pickle is important.
18:38Thank you.
18:50God, you can tell you put a lot of
18:52effort into these.
19:02Thank you.
19:12Oh my god, I need a pickle.
19:33Sorry, chat. I just had to really enjoy
19:35that. Okay.
19:38Oh, that's really rejuvenated me. All
19:39right, let's go.
19:40>> I didn't expect it to happen so fast.
19:43I'll do my best to keep you safe, but I
19:46need you to be careful.
19:47>> Oh, [ __ ] These are really good. Sorry,
19:49I can't stop thinking about these. Let's
19:50do a a quick two-minute break. I'm
19:51sorry. I know some people are excited to
19:53watch, but I I'm just going to be sad
19:55here. I'm going to whip chat up. Give us
19:56Give us two minutes before we continue.
19:58I'm just going to be sad thinking about
19:59these uh these snacks here. There's
20:01They're divine. Holy [ __ ]
20:25Yeah, the Joker looking guy looks I
20:29agree. He looks like William Defo.
20:36Oh, look at this. Look at this. Hold on.
20:39I got to
20:43Isn't a Joker? I assume so. Maybe not
20:46yet.
20:49[ __ ]
20:52Oh, yeah. I mean, they don't perhaps
20:54they don't look actually. Yeah. Come on.
20:55Look at that. Look at that fish scaling
20:57on the one down there in the middle
21:01with the sauce and the chopped up
21:03tomatoes. The cherry tomatoes.
21:13Got that gou got gouang mayo she put on
21:17this.
21:36Holy [ __ ]
21:43God, she just casually strolls up with
21:45us.
21:55Would
22:07you recommend any recommend any fairly
22:09cheapish PC parts from Corsair need an
22:11upgrade? Um, not very good with their PC
22:13parts, unfortunately.
22:16I'm sorry. It's tough time for cheap
22:18parts.
22:25God, I'm I'm God, I'm in love with these
22:28sardines.
22:44Yesterday was fun, chat
22:47with the um machine party and Dead by
22:50Daylight and then some late night Slay
22:52the Aspire. It was a good day. It was a
22:53fun stream.
22:57Dead was fun. Yeah. Yeah. I like it.
23:00It's fun.
23:03That's silly.
23:06I'm going to finish
23:10with a pickle.
23:17Oh. Oh my lord.
23:30Oh yeah, Balta loves making. She's not I
23:34think it's a very common thing being bad
23:36at making good food for yourself, but
23:38making for someone else
23:41as like a what's it called? Love
23:44language.
23:46That's a bit of her love language.
23:53Mine too, to be honest. I like um I like
23:55making food for for her.
24:01Excuse me.
24:04Okay.
24:07Great pickles.
24:13That was Oh my god, another
24:19Oh,
24:19>> they're so good. Did you Is this one you
24:22had for yourself or why?
24:24>> You gave me one of yours.
24:27>> They're so good. Thank you.
24:36Look.
24:39[ __ ] focus.
24:41Oh, yeah.
25:08Dude, I'm like stopping myself from
25:09making more sounds. This is me like
25:11holding it in. I'm such a loud eater,
25:13man. As soon as I do it on stream,
25:15everyone's saying it sounds sexual, so I
25:18need to
25:21chime it down. Oh god, that's good. Oh.
25:27H.
25:31What is it? Uh, it's a little um what
25:33are they called in English? Not
25:35crackers, but um they're like fancy
25:39crackers that are like kind of round and
25:41very crumbly biscuits, I guess. Yeah. Um
25:45bruseta brus christinis or christinis.
25:50Bretta, I don't know. And then uh we got
25:53some fancy like some nice sardines cuz
25:55we were at a cheese place the other day
25:57and they had some like canned sardines,
26:00but you know when there's like nice
26:01canned sardines and it's got like art
26:03on. So we got a few of a few of those.
26:06So it was uh
26:08uh those Christinis with um canned
26:12sardines and then um some nice ch like
26:16chopped up cherry tomato and then um
26:18what did she say? Um, gotchi young mayo
26:23sardines from a cheese place. Yeah, they
26:24just had a lot of nice like, you know,
26:27it was like a theme like little hams,
26:29cheese, and some sardines. Just things
26:32to put on a put on a serving plate.
26:39Yeah. Shuterie
26:43happens to be Bel's favorite food. Just
26:46a nice trader board with different uh
26:51lots of different foods.
26:56Okay. Ah. Oh, that was so good. Okay,
27:00let's play. Bye, chat.
27:04Uh, get Fox Babu Wawa and Sloppy Mags.
27:08Thanks for the uh resubs, guys.
27:13working on my day off, so I'm going to
27:15throw up some to rebellion while I toil.
27:17O, much love, buddy. Much love.
27:22You got this.
27:25Okay, here we go.
27:29Nice guys. Got to stick together, am I
27:32right? Don't worry. I'm always careful.
27:34>> And you seem to be able to defend
27:36yourself quite well. Still better to
27:39play it safe. You were lucky help came
27:42so quickly.
27:43>> I'm just looking out for the new guy.
27:46>> I'm Dr. Joan Leanged
27:49puppy.
27:50>> I'll be overseeing your case personally.
27:52We'll get you transferred to a new room,
27:54Bruce. One that doesn't have your blood
27:57all over it. For now, follow me.
28:00>> I'm sorry. I don't think I ever got your
28:02name.
28:03>> Me?
28:05>> He's never given his name out to
28:07anybody.
28:08>> What?
28:11You just call him John Doe.
28:12>> Bingo.
28:18Oo. So, I'm in the asylum.
28:26I was half expecting her to say we just
28:28call him the Joker.
28:29>> Is one of our most improved patients.
28:31He's been with us for quite some time.
28:33I'm sure he'd be willing to show you
28:34around,
28:36>> right, John?
28:36>> Oh, yeah. I'll show him the whole nine
28:41yards.
28:43>> I think it would be best if you stayed
28:45by his side.
28:46>> THERE'S NOT ENOUGH BLACK TILES. YOU HEAR
28:47ME? THERE'S TOO MANY WHITE TILES.
28:57>> You know, Doc, our last session was so
29:01enlightening.
29:02>> That's good to hear. Your next
29:04evaluation is in a few weeks. I'm glad
29:06you're starting to understand yourself.
29:08>> Oh,
29:10every day, doctor.
29:12>> Every day.
29:14>> I CAN'T TASTE ANYTHING. I WANT TO TASTE.
29:20>> Got to be more careful, Bruce. Some of
29:24these guys bite.
29:29nightmare.
29:32>> You remember the first time you let me
29:35into the recck room, Dr. Leland?
29:38>> How could I forget?
29:39>> You had to teach me how to play
29:42checkers.
29:43>> Yes.
29:47>> No. No. You You need to let me go. I
29:50have to warn THE PRESIDENT. YOU'RE
29:51TRYING TO KILL ME.
29:52>> YOU DON'T KNOW the president.
29:54They don't like it when you try to use
29:56the phone.
29:57>> That's because phones are for staff use
29:59only. No exceptions.
30:02>> Then stop that guy from trying.
30:05>> Such persistence.
30:07>> Wrong number.
30:13>> I'll come by to check on you two later.
30:15>> Don't worry about us, Dr. Leland.
30:18>> Just take another take good care of him.
30:26I'm just in here.
30:33Welcome to Arkham Asylum.
30:38Believe it or not, some of these people
30:41are crazy,
30:46but everyone's friendly mostly.
30:52I'd watch yourself around those two.
30:56Not a big fan of strangers
30:59and just a little bit, you know, prone
31:02to outbursts of violence.
31:05>> What did they do?
31:07>> This is Arkham Bruce. You that sick
31:11little imagination of yours. Murder,
31:15mayhem, carnage, the usual.
31:19Let's see. On the couch, that's St.
31:22Louis.
31:24His favorite shows on. Never misses it.
31:29All right, friendo.
31:31Commercial break. Get up.
31:36Where is the remote?
31:40Out of the order. He's supposed to have
31:42taken it.
31:43Never fear though. I'll go ask Leland.
31:46She likes me.
31:49Oh, I almost forgot.
31:52Here.
31:54What is this?
32:07I can just use the key. Uh, hold on.
32:13Oh, I can try many places. I see.
32:15>> That's the way the cookie crumbles.
32:18>> Hello. I was told not to approach you.
32:20>> Every time he cheats, sees what I'm
32:23thinking. Mind control. Cheater. I told
32:27you if I could read minds, I certainly
32:31wouldn't waste my time on yours.
32:36>> I solve the cookie.
32:37>> Victor Zas.
32:40>> It's just It's just It's his voice.
32:44>> Bruce Wayne, you've got quite a
32:47reputation around here. Taking your
32:50enemies out to stay on top. I like your
32:54style, kid.
33:03Oh. Um,
33:07guy I walked in here with. What can you
33:09tell me about him?
33:11>> John Doe. A lot of folks are scared of
33:13him.
33:14>> Yeah. And why is that?
33:16>> Same reason folks are scared of
33:17tornadoes. They're chaotic,
33:20unpredictable.
33:22on speaking as a as a professional. I
33:25find his work a bit sloppy, but he's
33:28certainly enthusiastic. I'll give him
33:30that much.
33:35What do you want?
33:37>> I just keep pestering this guy.
33:39>> So, what's the deal with that?
33:41>> Well, this one was a homeless guy
33:45trapped in a hopeless life.
33:49This was a woman who just couldn't stop
33:52cheating on her husband.
33:54This guy wanted to kill himself but
33:57didn't have the courage. All lost souls
34:02that I freed from their earthly woes.
34:05>> Cool.
34:06>> Okay. Yeah, that's enough. Thanks.
34:09>> Wait, that's the move you're going to
34:10>> I like your style, Victor. Let's keep
34:12talking.
34:13>> What do you want?
34:15Any
34:17idea where this opens?
34:20>> How the hell should I know? Get that
34:21thing away from me. I don't want any
34:23trouble with the orderlys.
34:28>> Lewis. H what? No, that wasn't me. I I
34:31I'm sane. Lewis and And that was that
34:34was crazy. Lewis, you see
34:39what's that?
34:40>> Oh, no. No, no. That's not polite at all
34:42at all.
34:46You got a bad case of the mind knives. I
34:48can tell. I can tell. Just Just shove
34:52off. All right. No mind knives for me. I
34:55already got my shots.
35:01Hey there, buddy boy. You miss me?
35:04>> Whoa.
35:06>> I just saw goblin guy in the background.
35:08>> I missed you.
35:14However, the threat remains. The
35:17children of Arkham are still out there,
35:19and I will not rest until these streets
35:22are safe and firmly under my control.
35:26>> Never anything good on is there?
35:31>> Goblin guy.
35:32>> Can I talk to him and find out why he's
35:35blue,
35:36>> please? Where are you?
35:39>> Oh, what the [ __ ] of
35:42>> Hello.
35:45Go away.
35:49>> I swear if you bother him, I will gut
35:52you.
35:53>> There are three suspects now in the
35:55murder of the Victoria girl.
35:57>> Nice trick.
35:58>> Listen, pal. Arnold's had a tough time
36:01in here, and he DOESN'T NEED BULLIES
36:03LIKE YOU MAKING HIS recovery harder.
36:06>> So, unless you have something important
36:07to say,
36:08>> get lost.
36:12All right. Sorry, Arnold.
36:14>> Here we go.
36:15>> Batman really did a number on this guy.
36:18>> Just let him be.
36:21>> Oh, can I not talk to him?
36:26>> Can I talk to you?
36:28>> Give key. What the [ __ ] Uh,
36:32>> sorry, I can't talk right now. I got to
36:34keep my eye on this guy.
36:43What the [ __ ] are you going to do
36:44against him? He's so big.
36:46>> All of them. Anyway,
36:50>> St. Louis,
36:55>> I'm I'm not really crazy, you know, in
36:57case you were wondering.
36:59>> Well, don't worry. I'm not crazy either.
37:03>> Yeah, right. You wouldn't be here if you
37:05weren't.
37:11Uh, sure.
37:15Can I like assemble the Avengers?
37:18I hope I get to choose a crew to break
37:20out of here with
37:32Doesn't work there.
37:46[ __ ]
37:54not the right key for this.
38:01I thought it's going to work anywhere
38:02here. It seems a little early.
38:05to just
38:07walk away.
38:10H
38:11>> Well, this key doesn't fit.
38:13>> What the hell is it for?
38:14>> Is that the joke? He's trying to keep me
38:17busy.
38:26>> Your key didn't work.
38:29>> Of course not.
38:31That's not how you get out of here.
38:35>> My enforcement squad has already seen
38:38great success. They stopped a massive
38:40attack being organized out of a local
38:42sky train depot.
38:45>> Politicians usually bore me to tears,
38:49but this one
38:52this one has become a lot more
38:55interesting lately.
38:58In my Gotham, no one's above the law,
39:01including Bruce Wayne. After his vicious
39:05attack on Oswalt Cobblepot, I had Mr.
39:08Wayne committed to Arkham Asylum, where
39:10I hope he'll receive the treatment he so
39:13desperately needs.
39:16>> Double Crimson Twofaced. I thought you
39:18and the mayor were friends.
39:23>> I mean, you were supporting his
39:24campaign. I saw all sorts of photos of
39:28the two of you together.
39:30>> Harvey was my friend. I can't believe
39:32he's the one who put me here.
39:34>> Sounds like you need better friends.
39:38Slim pickings around here, though. I've
39:41looked.
39:43>> In which Mayor Dent announced the
39:45creation of a special enforcement squad
39:47under his direct command to combat an
39:49imminent threat from the children of
39:51Arkham. Rest assured, we will find these
39:54terrorists, their stockpile of drugs,
39:57and their leader, this Lady Arkham,
40:01before they can strike again.
40:03>> Now, this is good television. Mayor, on
40:07a rampage versus freaky drug terrorist.
40:12>> I'm going to find your drugs. I'm going
40:15to expose your corruption.
40:18>> This isn't a joke. Their war is going to
40:21destroy Gotham.
40:22>> That's what makes it so funny. All those
40:25people caught in the middle.
40:28>> Tragically, there's still no sign of
40:30Gotham Gazette reporter Vicky Vale after
40:33her mysterious disappearance earlier
40:35this week.
40:36>> Very tricky. Vicki
40:38>> could have died.
40:39>> I think we both know she's quite the
40:42>> recover
40:45soon. You know that Vicki is Tell me
40:48what you know.
40:49>> You want to find Vicki and her drugs,
40:52huh? Got your revenge just like you got
40:55your revenge on Copley
41:00and dramatically. Something entertaining
41:03for these newscasters to talk about.
41:07I'll find a way to take her down, but
41:10I'm doing it my way. Quietly.
41:13>> Could be interesting.
41:15Little Bruce lurking in the shadows.
41:19>> Though I think we both know you could do
41:23more.
41:25I've been watching you for a while now,
41:27Bruce, and I can tell there's something
41:31darker in you.
41:34When you attacked Oswald, I could tell
41:37you enjoyed it.
41:42If those cops hadn't dragged you off of
41:44him, that cobbleot punk would be dead
41:47>> after everything Oswald has done to me.
41:50Yeah, I'm kind of glad it happened.
41:51>> Okay, so I'm noticing something in
41:53myself that uh being in a place filled
41:56with crazy people makes me a lot more
41:58prone to just say like out there [ __ ] I
42:01feel like it doesn't matter as much. I'm
42:03talking to [ __ ] the Joker and he's
42:04we're just we're just shooting the [ __ ]
42:06So So I'm I'm saying kind I'm going the
42:09exclamation mark choices. He deserved
42:11it.
42:12>> Am I glad these places do you embrace
42:15those feelings?
42:17>> They're very natural.
42:19>> Especially a guy like you who clearly
42:23takes after his father.
42:26It's obvious that's why Vicki hates you.
42:29Your dad helped bump off her parents.
42:32>> Why would my father have the veils
42:34killed?
42:35>> I never said he killed the veils.
42:39She was born in Arkham. Victoria Arkham.
42:43>> What?
42:44>> You didn't know that?
42:46>> The Arkhams did not approve of what your
42:49dad and his partners were doing. They
42:52were going to blow the whistle on the
42:54whole thing. So, your dad, well, pop,
42:59her parents murdered, leaving her with
43:02an unquenchable thirst for vengeance.
43:07Surely you can relate.
43:13>> Tragedy can drive people to do some
43:16pretty dark stuff.
43:19>> Yeah, I can relate to that. Tragedy can
43:22be a powerful motivation.
43:23>> I knew it. I knew it. Very good instinct
43:27on this sort of thing.
43:30You and Vicki are both dark souls, and
43:33now you're heading on a collision course
43:36towards each other. That's going to be
43:38fantastic.
43:40You see, I know what you really are.
43:46And that's why I really want to tell you
43:49where Vickiy's moved her drugs, but
43:51you're not going to do anything while
43:53you're stuck in here.
43:56So I vote, we get you out. How hard can
44:00it be? You're Bruce Wayne. The Waynees
44:02always get what they want.
44:05>> All it would take is a phone call.
44:08>> Well, sure, but there's no phone. I
44:11>> assume I can take care of that.
44:17But it's going to come at a price.
44:20When I get out of here, you're going to
44:23owe me a favor. Okay,
44:27just one.
44:30Yeah, I don't know what it is yet.
44:33But what's one favor between friends?
44:38Let's be clear about one thing. You are
44:41never ever getting out of this place.
44:46Whatever you say, Bruce, but never is a
44:50very, very long time.
44:54or I tell you what. I'm going to make a
44:56distraction to get the guards away from
44:58that gate. The rest is up to you.
45:04You make that phone call and I promise
45:08I'll tell you how to find those missing
45:10drugs.
45:12>> Hey, Zaz. Hello, Zaz.
45:16>> Zaz,
45:16>> what the hell do you want?
45:18>> Settle a bit. What happens if you make a
45:21tally mark before you kill someone?
45:24>> What are you talking about?
45:29>> No, no, no, no. I don't match anymore.
45:31>> OH GOD, I DON'T MATCH.
45:34>> You can fix that right now. Skin feels
45:37like it's itching, burning. NEED TO NEED
45:41TO GET RID of it.
45:47STOP. SOMEONE GET ME A SEDATIVE.
45:50RUN, BRUCEY. RUN.
46:00SECURITY.
46:16>> GCBD. GORDON, it's Bruce Wayne.
46:19>> Wayne, aren't you supposed to be in
46:21Arkham Asylum?
46:22>> Listen, Gordon, I haven't lost my mind.
46:24I was drugged. The same drug that
46:26Children of Arkham used on Mononttoya
46:28and Harvey Dent. You get me out of here.
46:31And I'm willing to testify.
46:33>> This might help our case. Actually, that
46:35makes three victims now. And Renee says
46:37she's got some new evidence. If you're
46:40willing to testify, I think I can get
46:42you out of there.
46:43>> Thanks.
46:46I have to go.
46:54>> Oh, Bruce, I have not had this much fun
46:58in ages.
47:02Let me tell you how to find Vickiy's
47:05stash of missing drugs.
47:08Ask the fails.
47:15Quickly. Come on.
47:18>> Good luck on the outside, Bruce. I just
47:22know you're going to put on quite the
47:24show.
47:32>> So, they're stashed in the veils.
47:36Uh,
47:36>> multiple stabbings
47:37>> where they're buried.
47:38>> The orderlys had a finger bitten off.
47:43Oh [ __ ]
47:47Where were we?
47:48>> You're looking for who to blame? Maybe
47:49start with the mirror because you're the
47:51one that left violent psychotics
47:53unattended.
47:54>> Mr. Wayne, I understand you have been
47:56through a trying day, but that does not
47:59give you the freedom to criticize me or
48:01this facility in that way. Because from
48:03my perspective, my patients were fine
48:06until you went into that wreck room
48:08today.
48:11One moment.
48:15>> Yeah. The other side.
48:17>> Bruce gets defensive.
48:18>> Seems you have a visitor.
48:27>> Alfred
48:30Bruce, thank heaven you're all right.
48:33>> You'll see. Everything is in order.
48:35signed this morning with Lieutenant
48:37Gordon of the GCPD. He is to be released
48:41into my care.
48:42>> I know it seems like using your power
48:44and influence is the best way to make
48:46this all go away. But it's just avoiding
48:49the problem. What happened with those
48:51men in your room? The riot with Zaz. You
48:54clearly need help, Bruce.
48:57>> He needs extensive evaluation,
49:00treatment.
49:01>> I think I'll get a second opinion. Yeah,
49:04I'm sure you can afford the one you
49:06like.
49:08Let's go, Alfred.
49:20>> I will see you on the outside, Bruce.
49:25>> I can't wait.
49:29>> I love this.
49:33I love that Joker plays the game or his
49:36like game as if you don't quite know if
49:39he knows that Bruce is Batman or not.
49:44>> Well, I just can't believe that Lady
49:46Arkham was actually Vicky Vale this
49:48entire time. And all the while she was
49:51working with Cobbleot to try and bring
49:52me down.
49:54>> Did Lieutenant Gordon hear about this
49:56lead when he let you out?
49:58>> Not yet. Batman will handle this one
50:00first.
50:02>> Even during Batman's brief hiatus,
50:05Gotham has become that much more
50:07dangerous. And the public opinion on
50:10Bruce Wayne.
50:13Well, it certainly hasn't gotten any
50:15better.
50:18>> I don't care about public opinion and
50:20neither should you, Al.
50:23I wonder if surely like Gordon
50:27draws a little bit of like certain
50:29people must draw a connection.
50:32Do you not think like I feel like Gordon
50:34would be like, "Huh, where's Batman?"
50:36Like the city's in turmoil. And just
50:39around the time Bruce disappeared,
50:42we haven't seen Batman since. Like I was
50:45seeing Gordon almost daily, right, as
50:48Batman. And then he's just gone as soon
50:50as brute. I feel like it's super obvious
50:52really like there's no
50:55it's such a connection to draw for
50:56Gordon.
50:57>> Wish I could agree with you, but the
50:59more people call out for you to receive
51:00justice, the harder your other job could
51:05become.
51:10>> Hello, Harvey.
51:12>> You should have stayed in the asylum
51:13where I put you.
51:14>> What do you want, Harvey? The streets of
51:17Gotham are a dangerous place for someone
51:19like you right now. Well, you'll figure
51:22that out eventually.
51:25But by then, it'll be too late.
51:28>> They're only dangerous because you made
51:29them dangerous. Armed guards on every
51:32street corner. It's insane, Harvey.
51:34>> I beg to differ. With the children of
51:37Arkham sneaking around everywhere, those
51:40armed guards are the only thing keeping
51:42people safe. Maybe you haven't heard,
51:45but the children of Arkham have gone
51:46underground. Obviously plotting some
51:49sort of attack, and people are scared,
51:51panicking. I needed to show them that my
51:54resolve hasn't weakened, that Gotham is
51:56still strong. So, I gave them an enemy.
52:00You and your family's filthy corruption.
52:04The last thing I need is you trapesing
52:07around Gotham.
52:08>> Would you listen to yourself? You sound
52:10insane. No, I'm just a man who's done
52:14letting [ __ ] like you run the world
52:16and take whatever they want. Can't let
52:18you keep running around scot-free,
52:20Bruce. It's the will of the people.
52:23>> You can spare me your will of the people
52:25crap, Harvey. I know this is personal.
52:30>> You knew I was interested in Selena.
52:33What you did was a low blow, Bruce.
52:36A real man wouldn't have done that.
52:39A friend wouldn't have done that.
52:42>> She doesn't belong to you, Harvey. She
52:45can see whoever she wants.
52:46>> Do not lecture me about Selena.
52:53>> Bruce. Bruce.
52:56>> We're done talking.
53:05>> What's going on here?
53:17Well, well, well. Bruce Wayne, you
53:20really must have done something that
53:22pissed the mayor off so much. H maybe
53:25I'll get a bonus for this. Open the
53:27trunk. We're searching the car. If we
53:29find anything tying you to the children
53:31of Arkham, including drugs, weapons, or
53:33any other suspicious materials, you will
53:35be taken into custody. like hell you
53:38are. The only way you're searching this
53:40car is with two broken arms afterwards.
53:44Oh, I don't think that would be a good
53:45idea.
53:50Come on. What's the damn hold up?
53:53Get back to your car.
53:56Of course. Should have known.
53:59>> Go back to Arkham, you damn maniac.
54:01>> The hell?
54:02>> Careful or you'll be the next cobble
54:04pot.
54:06showing your face in public like this.
54:10Not real smart. I am tired. I am hungry.
54:13I haven't showered in 3 days. I want to
54:16go home. And if you don't get the hell
54:18out of my way, I swear to God, I WILL
54:20HAVE THIS CAR RUN YOU OVER AND THEN BACK
54:22UP AGAIN JUST TO MAKE SURE IT DID THE
54:24JOB.
54:25>> OKAY, THAT'S STUPID.
54:26>> SHUT UP, ALBERT. I can handle this.
54:28>> That's not what I said.
54:29>> Someone else heard that, right?
54:32>> Yeah, I filmed the whole thing.
54:34>> What? That's not what that said.
54:36>> They should lock you up.
54:37>> [ __ ]
54:38>> Oh god.
54:41>> Huffer. I'm sorry.
54:42>> God damn it. The drugs took over.
54:44>> You'll be fine. Oh, he's got a back.
54:45>> We just need to get out of this mess.
54:46>> Nowhere to run. Dirt bag.
54:49>> NEXT ONE WON'T be a warning shot.
54:52>> All right. Now, the way I see it, there
54:54are two ways we can do this. Bruce
54:56Wayne. Either I let these people at you
54:59and see how you handle mob justice. Or
55:02you could make a little donation to me
55:03and my boys to help us stay well funded.
55:06H wellarmed.
55:08What do you say?
55:09>> What? He robbed.
55:12>> They've got us blocked in. I can't back
55:13up.
55:14>> This is turning ugly. Sir, what would
55:17you like to do?
55:18>> Hey, the mayor's going to hear about
55:19this and it ain't going to make him
55:20happy.
55:21>> Hey, HE'S THE PROBLEM, NOT US.
55:24>> BACK OFF. Back off, people.
55:25>> [ __ ] YOU. RAMAN THE BARRICADES.
55:27>> THIS ISN'T THE BATMOBILE.
55:28>> Just do it, Alfred.
55:30>> Get us out of here, Alfred. You got
55:32this, man.
55:32>> Hey.
55:38>> Holy [ __ ] They take shots.
55:55Oh.
55:57Oh. What do you mean you're leaving?
55:59>> Bruce Harvey's clearly lost it. All over
56:02the news, yelling about how you need to
56:04be brought to justice, throwing whoever
56:06he wants in jail. Not really interested
56:08in seeing what he has planned for me. I
56:10was supposed to be here laying low. Does
56:13this look like laying low to you? You
56:15don't need to worry about Harvey. I'll
56:18protect you from him.
56:19>> Don't write checks you can't cash. Don't
56:22you get it, Bruce? Harvey catching you
56:24in my apartment drove him completely
56:26around the bend.
56:27>> So, you're saying you think his
56:28breakdown is our fault?
56:30>> I
56:31Yeah.
56:32>> I mean,
56:32>> don't get me wrong, Bruce. That night
56:34was a lot of fun, but
56:37not worth dying for.
56:42He's dangerous.
56:44You understand, don't you?
56:48>> I uh I understand. I don't like it, but
56:52I understand.
56:53>> Thank you. I appreciate that. But boy,
56:57are those puppy dog eyes breaking my
56:58heart right now.
57:01>> So, where are you going to go?
57:03>> I got some other business I need to take
57:04care of.
57:05>> What other business?
57:07>> Look at yourself, Bruce. You're in no
57:10shape to take on Harvey or the children
57:12of Arkham for that matter.
57:15Of course, that's my car.
57:22>> Selena,
57:23>> see you around. Good luck with all of
57:27this.
57:28>> No.
57:40I'm fine. Okay. I just need to get to
57:42the computer.
57:43>> You're exhausted.
57:45And the influence of Lady Arkham's drug
57:47may still be affecting you. You've seen
57:50the way it's still affecting Harvey.
57:52He's a paranoid wreck. Harvey is turning
57:55Gotham into a police state. Oswald has
57:57stolen my company, and we need to find
57:59Vicki and the children of Arkham before
58:01they strike again. I can't just ignore
58:03it. You're in no condition to work.
58:08>> You absolutely must get some rest.
58:11>> Then help me.
58:14Feels like the whole damn cave is coming
58:15down around me.
58:16>> Of course, I'll help. Let's start by
58:19addressing the problem at hand.
58:22>> You're right. You're right. Let's just
58:24focus on getting my head clear first.
58:27Bring up everything we know about Vicky
58:29Veil's drug.
58:30>> Yes, of course. If I can isolate the
58:32presence of the drug, I should be able
58:34to synthesize an antidote.
58:36Start a DNA scan. Compare it to my DNA
58:38on file in the back computer.
58:44I'll make the preparations.
58:54This is the refined sample of the drug
58:56taken from officer Mononttoya after she
58:58killed Falcone.
59:00Here's
59:04my DNA before the incident.
59:07Seems that the drug attaches itself to
59:10specific proteins in the genome
59:12structure. If we can modify the drug's
59:14molecular structure, we should be able
59:16to create a counter agent.
59:18>> Once you figured this out, we'll have a
59:19working antidote. We can cure others
59:22affected by the drug.
59:24>> No, I wish that were possible. This cure
59:28is based on my DNA. That'll only work
59:30for me.
59:31>> Oh, I'm matching that.
59:32>> To cure other people, we'd have to
59:34sample and decode the genome structure
59:36for each and every person to make them
59:38an antidote.
59:39>> We don't have the time or resources for
59:41that.
59:42>> That's why we were lucky to have mine on
59:44file already.
59:49>> Nailed it. That's how easy it is to make
59:52an antidote. going to do it.
59:59>> Alfred, I'm the best.
1:00:03>> This needs to be injected directly into
1:00:05the vein to work. I don't imagine it'll
1:00:07be much fun.
1:00:28Hopefully that does the trick.
1:00:29>> It'll work, Alfred.
1:00:31>> Feel better already?
1:00:33>> So, what are we going to do now?
1:00:36>> First things first, I need to know what
1:00:37Vicky, Lady Arkham, has been up to while
1:00:40I've been away.
1:00:42>> Search for all children of Arkham recent
1:00:44activity.
1:00:46Huh? The press is reporting that Vicky
1:00:48Vale is missing.
1:00:50>> Yes. And obviously the police have yet
1:00:52to find a body.
1:00:54>> That woman trying to get the scoop on
1:00:57you, pretending to care. She betrayed
1:01:00you.
1:01:03>> She's evil.
1:01:06>> To do what she did.
1:01:09She has no sense of morality.
1:01:12She was playing me the entire time,
1:01:14breaking me down.
1:01:16She wanted me in Arkham.
1:01:19She wanted me to feel what my father had
1:01:22done to all those people.
1:01:24>> Bruce,
1:01:25>> there were bigger plans than me, Alfred.
1:01:28Batman stopped her at the Sky Rail
1:01:30station, and I can't believe that she
1:01:32isn't finding another way to use the
1:01:33drugs.
1:01:34>> Well, if that's true, she may be more
1:01:37dangerous than ever.
1:01:39>> I know. I know. I uh met someone in
1:01:44Arkham who gave me a tip on how to find
1:01:45her.
1:01:46>> A tip? Do you really think you can trust
1:01:49someone in Arkham Asylum?
1:01:51>> Offense intended toward your recent time
1:01:54there. Of course. Really loud all of a
1:01:56sudden.
1:01:58>> He knew that Vicky Vale was Lady Arkham.
1:02:00No one else has that information.
1:02:03>> I suppose that's not something we can
1:02:05ignore. Trustworthy or not.
1:02:08He told me that if I want to know what
1:02:11she's planning, then I should visit her
1:02:14parents' house.
1:02:15>> If the veils still live in Gotham, they
1:02:17should be easy enough to locate.
1:02:21>> Got it.
1:02:22>> That's not how I Oh,
1:02:24>> you assumed it was house. I thought it
1:02:26was their their tombstones.
1:02:28>> If you do find Miss Veil, please be
1:02:30careful.
1:02:35I took it as tombstones when he said
1:02:37visit the veils since they're dead.
1:02:43Are they not dead?
1:02:46They're dead. No, he had them killed
1:02:49his dad. Oh, dude. He's a sexy Batman, I
1:02:52will say. Great looking suit.
1:02:58>> I'm inside the veil house.
1:03:05Huh?
1:03:22>> Alfred, the veils are dead. One body
1:03:25confirmed, but there is a lot of blood.
1:03:27>> I've misunderstood something in the
1:03:29story.
1:03:30We'll do.
1:03:31>> I don't know how this is connected to
1:03:33the drugs yet. Whatever they knew about
1:03:35it, Vicki made sure they kept quiet.
1:03:39>> Vicki killed her own parents. I'm I'm
1:03:42misunderstanding. Is her name not Vicky
1:03:44Vale?
1:03:48>> Her eyes are gone. Stabbed out.
1:03:51>> Holy [ __ ]
1:03:52>> Disturbing.
1:03:55>> There's an injection wound on her neck.
1:03:57Same kind Mononttoy and I both received,
1:03:59but this one's much worse.
1:04:03>> Okay, let's figure out two do Batman.
1:04:06Batman detective
1:04:07>> syringe. Seems she hasn't given up her
1:04:10old tricks.
1:04:11>> Is this the same drug?
1:04:14>> Yes, but this is several times stronger
1:04:17than the dosage I received.
1:04:18>> Maybe she's escalating.
1:04:20>> This seems personal.
1:04:33Boom.
1:04:38Same device, same drug. This confirms
1:04:41that Lady Arkham is the murderer.
1:04:47>> Recent family photo.
1:04:49>> Vicki is not in it. It shows the veils
1:04:52with another child in front of an
1:04:53industrial office. There's a logo on the
1:04:56building.
1:04:58>> Okay.
1:05:02Uh, family photo.
1:05:07Blood splatter.
1:05:08>> Large amounts of blood spatter across
1:05:10the walls. It's not steady like arterial
1:05:13spray. Someone was swinging wildly.
1:05:16Wait, there's a slight indentation where
1:05:19something bloody struck the wall with
1:05:21force.
1:05:24>> Something thrown.
1:05:25>> Nothing I can see.
1:05:29>> I'll find it, Alfred.
1:05:33>> Ooh, hair.
1:05:34>> I found a lock of hair.
1:05:36>> Anything unique about it?
1:05:38>> It was cut at a downward angle. Probably
1:05:40with some force based on how clean the
1:05:42slice is.
1:05:54It's clean. This wasn't used as a murder
1:05:56weapon.
1:05:57>> Then why was it lying on the floor?
1:06:04>> So this was to cut the hair.
1:06:11>> It appears Mrs. Veil attempted to fight
1:06:13back with this knife, but only managed
1:06:16to slice through the attacker's hair.
1:06:24Uh, thick object. What could that be?
1:06:40Oh,
1:06:40>> Alfred found Mr. Veil
1:06:43>> alive.
1:06:44>> No,
1:06:46he's gone. 10 hours at least, judging by
1:06:49the state of his soft tissues.
1:06:53Looks like a company logo.
1:06:57>> Is he hung?
1:06:58>> The belt buckle is covered in blood.
1:07:00Before he was hung with the belt, Mr.
1:07:03Vale was beaten with it.
1:07:05>> Holy [ __ ] dude. The hell did her
1:07:08parents do to her to do this?
1:07:20The indentation matches the shape of the
1:07:22belt buckle. It must have impacted with
1:07:24the wall during the attack.
1:07:28>> Oh my god.
1:07:39The logos match. Mr. Vale owned an oil
1:07:42and heating company.
1:07:44>> Looking it up now. Yes. He's got a
1:07:46sizable warehouse in the industrial
1:07:48district and a fleet of
1:07:50>> That's where the drugs are.
1:07:51>> And now Vickiy's got it.
1:07:54>> What exactly happened in that house?
1:07:57I think I know. After we stopped her at
1:08:00the rail station, Vicki needed a place
1:08:01to hide her supply of drugs. Her
1:08:04father's trucks and warehouse offered
1:08:05the perfect cover. To do that, she
1:08:09needed them out of the way. With Vicky
1:08:11Vil fully assuming her new identity of
1:08:13Lady Arkham. Seems like she didn't need
1:08:15the veils around to support her old one.
1:08:18Vicki showed up to attack her adopted
1:08:19parents, but only the mother was there
1:08:22at first. Oh,
1:08:22>> adopted. Miss Vale fought back and was
1:08:24able to slice off part of Vickiy's hair.
1:08:27Vicki then subdued her with the same
1:08:28drug she used on me, but a much, much
1:08:31larger dose, nearly lethal. She then
1:08:34removed the mother's eyes, indicating a
1:08:36deeply personal motivation.
1:08:39This was obviously some sort of
1:08:40vendetta. Sometime during this, Mr. Bale
1:08:43entered. Vicki attacked him with his own
1:08:46belt, striking with the buckle until he
1:08:48was unconscious and bleeding out.
1:08:50Finally, she dragged him to the closet
1:08:52and hung him with the belt. The blood
1:08:54loss got him way before the hanging
1:08:56dead.
1:08:57>> That's horrific. She never acted out in
1:09:00such a violent way before. Why would
1:09:03>> Alfred?
1:09:05I think someone's still in the house.
1:09:07Going to look for a heat signature. If
1:09:10anyone else is here, I'll find them.
1:09:14>> The kid.
1:09:18Clear. Nothing here.
1:09:20>> This is all great, Batman, but have you
1:09:22considered the graveyard?
1:09:30>> The drugs are stashed in a couple of
1:09:32>> here under the stairs alive.
1:09:54It's okay. I'm not going to hurt you.
1:09:57>> Sir, is everything all right?
1:10:00>> It's a kid, Alfred, the boy from the
1:10:02photo.
1:10:03>> Is he all right?
1:10:05>> Aside from the shock and a few bruises,
1:10:07he seems okay. He might be able to tell
1:10:10me more about what happened.
1:10:12>> Uh, possibly. But if that's the road you
1:10:14go down, please do it with caution.
1:10:18>> Oh,
1:10:24hey, it's going to be okay. You're going
1:10:26to be all right.
1:10:33I'm sorry I scared you. It's going to be
1:10:35okay.
1:10:38>> Yeah. Yeah.
1:10:41I need you to tell me if you saw or
1:10:43heard anything.
1:10:45This is important.
1:10:47>> I I heard someone say something.
1:10:50Something about drugs fighting the
1:10:53police. I don't know who. I don't know
1:10:56who because I didn't see anything. I
1:10:58didn't see anything because they hid in
1:11:00here. Please don't send me to
1:11:01punishment.
1:11:02>> Calm down. See, that does help me. Thank
1:11:06you.
1:11:17Get down.
1:11:21>> Oh my god, that was close.
1:11:24Did not have my hand ready.
1:11:25>> Well, hello, Batman. What a pleasure to
1:11:29see you.
1:11:33>> Let me guess. You're trying to figure
1:11:35out our next move. Figure out where the
1:11:37drugs are. Did I get it? And my clothes
1:11:40pathetic.
1:11:42I've got these little back traps all
1:11:44over the city. But I should have known a
1:11:47good double murder would be what brought
1:11:48you out of the open.
1:11:54Ha! Action roll.
1:12:08The hell?
1:12:10Totally necessary jump. Holy [ __ ] Nice,
1:12:14kid.
1:12:27>> Are you safe? Were you wounded?
1:12:30>> I'm okay.
1:12:33Yeah. Uh,
1:12:37>> they're dead.
1:12:42>> Yes, they are.
1:12:44But you are not.
1:12:46You're still alive.
1:12:48>> Adopt him, Bruce.
1:12:48>> Emotions you're feeling.
1:12:51Someday you'll learn how to use them, to
1:12:54channel them.
1:12:55>> You will be my robin. You might not
1:12:57understand now, but someday it will make
1:13:00you stronger.
1:13:02I promise. I won't stop until I catch
1:13:05the person that did this.
1:13:12Damn.
1:13:13>> You're the kid who saved Batman. And no
1:13:16matter what happens, no matter where you
1:13:19go, that will always be true. And I will
1:13:23always owe you one.
1:13:26A
1:13:29Batman.
1:13:32>> Oh my god.
1:13:32>> On the survivor.
1:13:35>> Bruce Wayne is out.
1:13:38>> Come on. Let's get you out of here.
1:13:42>> He saved me.
1:13:43>> Odd.
1:13:47>> Oh Jesus.
1:13:49Was this the children of Arkham again?
1:13:52Why would they attack a family like the
1:13:53Veils? Because their daughter Vicki is
1:13:56Lady Arkham. She killed her own parents
1:13:58so she could use their company warehouse
1:14:00to stockpile the rest of her drugs.
1:14:02>> Vicki? Vicky veiled the reporter. And so
1:14:07who is the boy then?
1:14:14>> My guess is he's another foster child
1:14:16living with the veils. He says he heard
1:14:19something about drugs and attacking the
1:14:21police. Can't confirm anything, but it
1:14:24sounds like the children of Arkham might
1:14:25be plotting something with those drugs
1:14:27against your people.
1:14:28>> Thanks for the heads up.
1:14:30>> The warehouse is Veil Oil and Heating.
1:14:33You should secure it as soon as
1:14:34possible.
1:14:35>> I'll get on it right away. What about
1:14:37you?
1:14:38>> I've got something I need to look into.
1:14:43>> Lieutenant, what's going on here?
1:14:45>> Securing the crime scene, Commissioner.
1:14:49>> Not anymore. or not. I'm taking over
1:14:52this investigation.
1:14:54>> Who's this slime dog?
1:14:56>> Allowing Batman to contaminate our crime
1:14:58scene again.
1:15:14And so your bat stunner just didn't
1:15:18work.
1:15:18>> That's right. And I have a bad feeling
1:15:21it was no accident.
1:15:23>> Alfred, get Lucius on the line for me,
1:15:25please.
1:15:26>> Of course.
1:15:28>> Let's get a closer look at you.
1:15:35>> Microfiber told me
1:15:36>> adhesion regulation reads normal.
1:15:43>> Electricity conductor. Everything looks
1:15:46functional. It should have worked.
1:15:49EMP functionality is all in the green.
1:15:53This doesn't make any sense.
1:15:56This is strange.
1:15:59This microchip is emitting a low
1:16:00bandwidth receiving signal, but it
1:16:02shouldn't be like the ones you shut down
1:16:05in the GCPD.
1:16:07Something like that. But Lucius had his
1:16:09eyes on the Wayne tag that the children
1:16:10of Arkham breached. This is something
1:16:13different.
1:16:15>> Bruce, I have Lucius on screen now.
1:16:18Good evening, Bruce. How can I help?
1:16:20>> I need you to see something. Sending you
1:16:22schematics.
1:16:23>> God, someone's found a way to get past
1:16:26my security upgrades.
1:16:28>> Not just someone. Oswald Cobblepot.
1:16:32>> Bruce, I am so sorry. I should have
1:16:35caught this, but he snuck right under my
1:16:37nose.
1:16:40>> Oh, what a mess. That sle potter the
1:16:43heart of it all.
1:16:45Don't waste time beating yourself up
1:16:47about it, Lucius. Let's just focus on
1:16:49fixing it.
1:16:50>> Right. Right. Looks to me like he's
1:16:53introduced some sort of bug into your
1:16:55network.
1:16:56>> That's how he's making my equipment
1:16:58malfunction
1:16:59>> for now. But if he keeps it up, he could
1:17:02completely take control of your tank.
1:17:06>> My lord, that would be catastrophic.
1:17:09Is there anything you can do? I can try
1:17:12to work on your firewalls, but if I do
1:17:15anything too drastic, he'll know we're
1:17:17on to them.
1:17:23>> No time for stealth, Lucius. You need to
1:17:25get those firewalls augmented fast. And
1:17:28if he notices,
1:17:30well, we'll figure it out from there.
1:17:32>> Good plan. I'll get on it right away.
1:17:35>> Thanks, Lucius.
1:17:36>> Bruce, you're going to want to see this.
1:17:39>> Uh, excuse us, Lucius. Of course,
1:17:44>> reports of Children of Arkham activity
1:17:46are down.
1:17:48But these efforts do not come cheap.
1:17:54That's why I am formally seizing the
1:17:57Wayne estate so the corrupt wealth of
1:18:00Gotham's elite can go to the better
1:18:03purpose of protecting Gotham's common
1:18:06man.
1:18:07>> Mr. Wayne has 24 hours to evacuate his
1:18:10property and turn it over to the city or
1:18:12he will be removed.
1:18:14>> This doesn't seem legal.
1:18:15>> Egooomaniac throws us out on the street.
1:18:18>> I have to talk to him.
1:18:20>> Harvey is scared, paranoid, but he
1:18:23clearly views Batman in a favorable
1:18:25light. Then again, maybe talking to an
1:18:28old friend is what he needs.
1:18:32Harvey's behavior is unpredictable,
1:18:35random. Who knows how he will react
1:18:38either way.
1:18:41>> Ooh, I'm going to go as Bruce.
1:18:43>> This is Bruce's problem, not Batman's.
1:18:46I'll take care of it.
1:18:47>> I believe in you, Bruce. I know you can
1:18:50get through to him.
1:18:56>> Well, this will be interesting.
1:19:01>> He's just here on the roof. through. Why
1:19:04did I do that?
1:19:06Don't screw this up, Harvey.
1:19:11>> Harvey, we need to talk.
1:19:14>> If you've come to save your home, you're
1:19:16wasting your time.
1:19:18My mind is made up.
1:19:20>> Is it? I just heard that.
1:19:25>> I have always supported you. You were my
1:19:28friend. Tell me, Bruce, were you
1:19:31thinking about our friendship when you
1:19:33were screwing Selena?
1:19:34>> Yes.
1:19:35>> Look, I know you're still pissed off at
1:19:36me about sleeping with Selena. I get it.
1:19:38But this has to stop now.
1:19:43>> Gotham deserves a mayor that can focus
1:19:45on cleaning up this city.
1:19:49That's why I'm taking your money, your
1:19:51home, everything. It's time that you
1:19:54started paying your debt to Gotham.
1:19:57or the value of your estate. It could be
1:19:59used to do a lot of good.
1:20:02>> I'll pay this city back on my terms, not
1:20:05yours.
1:20:06>> Nah, I think I like my terms better. I'm
1:20:09sorry, Bruce, but I can't back down now.
1:20:13I've got a lot of pressure on me right
1:20:15now. Got enemies everywhere, and strong
1:20:19leaders crush their enemies without
1:20:22hesitation.
1:20:23I made a promise to the city that I
1:20:25would make it better, that I would weed
1:20:28out the crime and corruption.
1:20:30>> Boy, you are really living up to your
1:20:32campaign slogan, aren't you? Put a dent
1:20:34in crime.
1:20:35>> Oh, I'm living up to it. All right. I'm
1:20:38about to put a dent in crime so large
1:20:41it'll change the face of Gotham forever.
1:20:45The children of Arkham won't know what
1:20:47hit him.
1:20:48>> What are you talking about?
1:20:50>> Ready to go.
1:20:56Do it.
1:21:00>> What the hell did you do? Our Lady
1:21:03Arkham's drugs destroyed.
1:21:05>> Oh man, that blast was way BIGGER THAN
1:21:07YOU SAID. WE MUST HAVE TAKEN OUT A WHOLE
1:21:10CITY BLOCK WITH IT. Hey man, we lost a
1:21:13bunch OF OUR OWN GUYS. THE APARTMENT
1:21:14NEXT DOOR. JESUS CHRIST.
1:21:17>> We stopped the children of Arkham.
1:21:19That's all that matters.
1:21:22That's what a leader does.
1:21:26>> Hey, how quickly CAN WE GET A FIRE TRUCK
1:21:28HERE?
1:21:29>> DOES a leader kill innocent people?
1:21:32You're a murderer now. Their deaths are
1:21:35unfortunate. But think about everyone
1:21:37the children of Arkham could have hurt
1:21:39with those drugs. That feels like an
1:21:41acceptable price to pay. I couldn't just
1:21:44destroy the drugs. I had to make a
1:21:47statement. I needed the children of
1:21:49Arkham and any other potential enemies
1:21:51waiting in the shadows to know what I'm
1:21:53capable of. That I'll do anything to
1:21:56protect my city.
1:21:59That I am the guardian of Gotham.
1:22:02>> After what you've done tonight, everyone
1:22:05in Gotham is going to see who they
1:22:07really elected mayor. And when that
1:22:10happens,
1:22:11they will turn against you. On the
1:22:14contrary, Bruce, this is what Gotham
1:22:18wanted.
1:22:19Oh, I can see tomorrow's headlines
1:22:21already. Hero mayor, save citizens from
1:22:25Children of Arkham terror plot.
1:22:28Meanwhile, somewhere in the back,
1:22:31they'll stick the article about Bruce
1:22:33Wayne's tragic suicide.
1:22:37>> What the hell are you talking about? All
1:22:39the shame you suffered was just too much
1:22:42for you to bear. your family's history,
1:22:44getting forced out of your company,
1:22:46losing all your money.
1:22:49No one will question finding you dead in
1:22:51Crime Alley so soon after you got out of
1:22:54Arkham.
1:22:58Tragic, but unsurprising.
1:23:02Maybe even dear old Alfred will shed a
1:23:04tear.
1:23:08>> Hope that was satisfying.
1:23:10>> It was. That's the last one you get.
1:23:21>> Damn.
1:23:21>> Come on, keep walking. Shut up.
1:23:23>> Just waiting.
1:23:24>> Just keep moving.
1:23:27>> Please. Why are you doing this?
1:23:30>> Hey, he said shut up.
1:23:34>> I know that when you put that uniform on
1:23:36in the morning, you do it because you
1:23:38want to help Gotham. You are better than
1:23:41this. This is not how you help the city.
1:23:44>> Sometimes you need to do a little bad to
1:23:47do a lot of good.
1:23:49>> The children of Arkham are trying to
1:23:50tear the city apart. We're saving it.
1:23:54>> Yeah, we finally got a leader who wants
1:23:56results.
1:23:59>> Listen to yourself. You sound
1:24:02brainwashed.
1:24:04>> No, he hasn't brainwashed us. We're
1:24:07helping him. We're doing the right
1:24:09thing. The mayor is the only one brave
1:24:11enough to take real action against our
1:24:13enemies.
1:24:14>> Your mayor just blew up a city block.
1:24:17>> Sometimes to help the greater good,
1:24:19there's a price to pay.
1:24:20>> People died. Your fellow officers died.
1:24:24>> I I believe.
1:24:26>> And if you think that's where he's going
1:24:27to stop, you're just as crazy as he is.
1:24:30>> I uh maybe uh maybe he has a point.
1:24:35>> Shut up. YOU JUST DON'T GET IT. YOU
1:24:37DON'T UNDERSTAND. That's why we need to
1:24:39take you out.
1:24:41>> Maybe.
1:24:42>> Maybe what?
1:24:43>> Uh,
1:24:45nothing.
1:24:46>> Just think for yourselves.
1:24:48You're not Harvey's puppets. You are
1:24:51more than
1:24:51>> This isn't about the mayor. This is
1:24:53about protecting the city. And that's
1:24:55why we're not afraid to do what it
1:24:57takes.
1:24:58>> Officer,
1:25:00>> drop your weapon.
1:25:05>> You okay?
1:25:06>> Yeah.
1:25:08You really showed up in the nick of
1:25:09time. How'd you even find me? Denton
1:25:13just blew up a whole city block.
1:25:14>> I know. I know. The reports I'm hearing
1:25:16are just awful. Dent's gone way, way too
1:25:20far. He's supposedly trying to stop the
1:25:22children of Arkham, but now he's become
1:25:24a goddamn terrorist himself. A terrorist
1:25:26with half the city's support behind him.
1:25:29The amount of blood on his hands. He and
1:25:32Lady Arkham might be neck and neck on
1:25:34body count by this point.
1:25:36>> Damn. You got to be able to arrest this,
1:25:38right?
1:25:38>> We're doing what we can, Bruce, but
1:25:41there aren't a whole lot of contingency
1:25:42plans for what to do when your mayor
1:25:44starts blowing up the city.
1:25:46>> Yeah,
1:25:46>> I can't help but feel guilty.
1:25:49Batman gave me the information on where
1:25:51to find Lady Arkham's drug stockpile. I
1:25:54hand it into my
1:25:56Gosh.
1:25:57>> God, this happens. I'm trying to figure
1:26:00out what I can do to help, but I feel
1:26:02like my hands are tied every direction I
1:26:04turn. Grogan's out for Batman's head as
1:26:07soon as he can figure out a way to do
1:26:09it.
1:26:09>> Sounds to me like you're already on the
1:26:11right path. Weeding the bad seeds out of
1:26:13the department, cutting down the
1:26:15enforcers.
1:26:17>> Yeah, I just hope it'll be enough.
1:26:20Everything is such a goddamn mess.
1:26:24Do you need a ride?
1:26:26>> I've got
1:26:29I've got it taken care of.
1:26:32Batmanus,
1:26:37what's the situation?
1:26:39>> I I figured out how he's causing the
1:26:40feedback loop. He's somehow connected a
1:26:43a black box computer to your encrypted
1:26:46network. God, it's like a digital
1:26:49battering ram. If he keeps this up, he
1:26:51could smash through the Batcave
1:26:53firewalls at any minute.
1:26:54>> He'd have access to the bat computer.
1:26:58Hang on, Lucius. It's Alfred. I'm
1:26:59patching him in. Al Lucius figured out
1:27:02how Penguin's cracking my security. He
1:27:04has a device that
1:27:05>> I'm afraid we have another problem to
1:27:06deal with. Mr. Dent is pulling up to the
1:27:09manor as we speak, and he's not alone.
1:27:11>> Already?
1:27:14>> Now,
1:27:18>> sir, are you all right?
1:27:20>> Penguin's hacking assaults are getting
1:27:22worse. At this rate, he'll have my tech
1:27:24compromised by the end of the night.
1:27:27Only place he could be hacking me from
1:27:28is Wayne Enterprises.
1:27:32>> Well, I don't envy your position. Even
1:27:35Batman can't be in two places at once.
1:27:52Either I go for
1:27:54for Cobblepot who's hacking me or I go
1:27:58to Wayne Manor
1:28:00and stop them from taking my [ __ ] Maybe
1:28:02hurting Alfred. Will he hurt Alfred?
1:28:11But if I go for Wayne Manor, I might get
1:28:14hacked and then what's the point? I'll
1:28:17do enter.
1:28:18>> I need to stop Penguin. You go to the
1:28:20Batcave and make sure Harvey doesn't
1:28:22find it.
1:28:23>> I understand.
1:28:24>> Time to go to work.
1:28:45The [ __ ] is this? What What does the
1:28:47What do the What does the board think of
1:28:50all of this?
1:28:57>> Yo,
1:29:04>> Lucius, are you there?
1:29:06>> I'm off site, but I've tapped into the
1:29:08security systems to give us an
1:29:09advantage. I can let you know where all
1:29:11those old guards are and which routes
1:29:13are clear.
1:29:14>> So long as you can confirm Penguin's
1:29:16black box when we're in the lab.
1:29:18>> I can do that, too.
1:29:24Avoid that hallway.
1:29:27More guards ahead. Go right.
1:29:31Wait. Drones ahead.
1:29:34Turn around. Head for the ele.
1:29:38Opening the doors.
1:29:50>> Opening the doors now.
1:29:55>> Nice.
1:30:01>> Boom. Double kill.
1:30:03>> Planned that.
1:30:04>> I assume Oswald is in my office
1:30:06>> naturally.
1:30:08Damn it. DAMN IT. DAMN IT. DOES ANYONE
1:30:12HAVE him
1:30:14useless? YOU'RE ALL BLOODY USELESS.
1:30:18I'm
1:30:18>> telling him played by like Colin Frell
1:30:20if he was a
1:30:21>> dead man. If it ain't the biggest
1:30:24bleeding pleasure to see your sour mug
1:30:26again.
1:30:27>> Oh,
1:30:32he is played by Colin. Wow. This came
1:30:35out before that as well. That's crazy.
1:30:39That's crazy, dude. He looks like Colin.
1:30:42He's giving Colin Ferrell vibes.
1:30:46>> Oh, wow.
1:30:47>> Gloat while you can, Cobblepot. I'm
1:30:50taking you down.
1:30:51>> Yeah, I don't think so. In fact, I think
1:30:54it's you who's going to get beat by me.
1:30:58I'm pretty good in a fight, you know.
1:31:00>> That's not a smart bet. Well, I've got a
1:31:04bit of inside information that gives me
1:31:07the advantage.
1:31:10You know, I like your style, Batman. I
1:31:13really do. But you're really starting to
1:31:15be a pain in the ass.
1:31:17The children of Arkham are going to walk
1:31:20all over this city, and there isn't
1:31:22anyone WHO CAN STOP US. NOT EVEN YOU.
1:31:25But this company, under my expert
1:31:28stewardship, with the technology being
1:31:30developed, we could control nations.
1:31:36Oh, the look. Hey, look. He's giving me
1:31:39the look. Love it. Very scary.
1:31:47>> You know, Wayne was thinking too small.
1:31:51He was only tinkering around.
1:31:54So focused on cons.
1:31:56>> I'd like to smash him against the desk.
1:31:58No, actually, let's do the drone.
1:32:00>> She has vision. That's what
1:32:02>> firewall breach. God damn it.
1:32:04>> Put in charge of the company.
1:32:07>> Oh, I see. It helps you plan things out
1:32:10ahead of time. Neat trick, though.
1:32:12Pretty flashy for someone who only wears
1:32:15black.
1:32:16>> How?
1:32:17>> Not just for fashion. It's very
1:32:20functional.
1:32:21>> Ninja storage.
1:32:22>> This is bad. Bad start matched.
1:32:25>> Without your tech, you're just a man in
1:32:27a pointy ear costume.
1:32:29>> It'd be a great time to have a gun.
1:32:30>> Stop us.
1:32:31>> Watch me.
1:32:38>> Huh?
1:32:48>> Come on, Batman. Show me what you got.
1:32:56My turn.
1:33:07You're pathetic.
1:33:12We're about to land.
1:33:16That's a heavy landing. That's how we go
1:33:18down.
1:33:20That's the elevator.
1:33:24Yeah, that little be is almost done
1:33:26acting your precious network.
1:33:28>> That's the device.
1:33:29>> Few more minutes. All your secrets are
1:33:32mine.
1:33:33>> I will stop you before that happens.
1:33:39>> Is this how it feels when you put on
1:33:41that suit? I like it.
1:33:52Come on, man. Don't let this guy Okay.
1:33:55Oh,
1:33:57>> nice. Oh, nice. Oh.
1:34:05Oh.
1:34:07Oh.
1:34:10>> Haven't you learned yet? I've shut you
1:34:12down. I'm the one with the toys now,
1:34:15Batman.
1:34:25Whoa.
1:34:26>> This is the start of a new legacy. And
1:34:28I'm afraid you don't have any place in
1:34:31it.
1:34:42Oh.
1:34:48Oh [ __ ] He's taking a beating.
1:34:51Oh. Oh yeah. Nice.
1:34:55And then
1:34:57[ __ ] break his wrist or something.
1:34:59That was crazy. No. Okay, he's fine.
1:35:04Not going to happen. Cobble pond. Well,
1:35:07that would have killed him. That would
1:35:08have straight up killed him. Okay.
1:35:13Ah, surely like a broken arm on that
1:35:15one.
1:35:15>> Absolute bastard.
1:35:22>> Knee kick.
1:35:24>> And then
1:35:28>> Oh.
1:35:29>> Oh, you psycho.
1:35:32This isn't the end, Batman. You can't
1:35:35stop us.
1:35:40You think this is over? No. You think
1:35:42you can just take me out and end a
1:35:44revolution? No, you can do whatever you
1:35:47want to me. But Lady Arkham's plans are
1:35:50already in motion.
1:35:52>> Where is she? What is she planning?
1:35:54>> The message is the same.
1:35:56>> That'd be a lot cooler than me.
1:35:58>> We will open your eyes. THE CITY'S
1:36:00HYPOCRISY WILL BE EXPOSED.
1:36:03>> Tell me where to find her. Oh, he's all
1:36:06all hands on deck.
1:36:08>> I'm not telling you anything.
1:36:10>> Wait.
1:36:12>> When she's ready, she'll find you.
1:36:24>> Nice.
1:36:28I wish I could say sit.
1:36:40Inspired by Sammy.
1:36:43>> What the?
1:36:46>> Just cut me down, mate.
1:37:02What? They burned it. What about what?
1:37:07What the [ __ ]
1:37:09>> Sir, was this really necessary? I mean,
1:37:12what will people say?
1:37:14>> Just tell him Wayne put up a fight.
1:37:23Wow, what a prick.
1:37:30promised Joker a favor. You and 50.5%
1:37:34of players denied Joker a favor in
1:37:35return for his help in Arkham. Truly
1:37:3950/50.
1:37:50You and 68% of players chose to follow
1:37:52drugs and make a phone call. So 31% went
1:37:55to help instead.
1:38:01By the way, cuz you were confused about
1:38:02it. John Doe said that the Arkhams were
1:38:04killed, not the Veils. Oh, dude. I
1:38:08thought he was saying that
1:38:11the Veils were killed by
1:38:15Okay, I misunderstood that. Okay, cool.
1:38:22How did you get past the enforcer
1:38:24barricade? You and 48% of players rammed
1:38:26the barricade. Almost 50/50. There's a
1:38:29lot of good choices in this one.
1:38:32You deal with Harvey as Bruce or Batman.
1:38:34You and 43% chose to deal on a personal
1:38:37level.
1:38:40Last time we got to choose Batman or
1:38:42Bruce, it was the other way around.
1:38:43Majority chose Bruce.
1:38:48Even 54% of players chose to stop
1:38:50Oswald.
1:38:53Almost 50/50 on that as well.
1:39:02Cool. How many more episodes? Uh, one
1:39:05for this season. You should become a
1:39:08casting director with a Colin Feral
1:39:09point. Genuinely, you know how my brain
1:39:12went. Can I give you the steps of what
1:39:14happened? I was looking at him and I was
1:39:16thinking, he's playing a good villain.
1:39:17And then there was a certain angle as I
1:39:19was thinking about it. I was like, oo,
1:39:20he's giving Colin Frell vibes.
1:39:25And then I was sat thinking and I was
1:39:26like, didn't and in my head I'm
1:39:28thinking, didn't Colin Frell play
1:39:30someone else though? So, I guess they
1:39:32did like uh get him for something. And
1:39:35then it clocked and I was like, oh my
1:39:36god, he played the Joker.
1:39:39Dude, that's crazy. I wonder if this
1:39:43inspired that at all. Like I don't know.
1:39:45There's something that just he was
1:39:46giving such Colin Ferrell vibes.
1:39:52Or not the Joker. Sorry. Um the Penguin.
1:39:56That's so cool, man.
1:40:04Episode five.
1:40:19thoughts. Uh yeah, it's good. I thought
1:40:21that uh there were some tough choices on
1:40:26that one. Actually,
1:40:29I struggled the most during that one on
1:40:31what there were a few that I regretted
1:40:34on uh picks
1:40:38like there was so many that where it
1:40:40wasn't as clear which one to uh yeah
1:40:43we'll do a quick uh pea break guys and
1:40:45then we'll we'll start. Um there were a
1:40:47few that weren't as sometimes it's quite
1:40:49obvious which one is like a good route
1:40:51but like for example at the barricade
1:40:54where I chose to run it over. The choice
1:40:56between driving over the barricade or
1:41:00paying off the guards are both like none
1:41:04of those are clear to me. Um,
1:41:07so there were a lot of uh there were a
1:41:08lot of uh choices like that where it was
1:41:10like, "Oh, this isn't as that easy as of
1:41:12a choice."
1:41:23The one with you saying you want to go
1:41:25home was bait.
1:41:27The one with me saying I want to go
1:41:29home. What are you talking about?
1:41:35I love that most of the choices are
1:41:3650/50. Yeah, it really shows a good uh
1:41:40it's good writing. I think the fact that
1:41:42so many of these choices are 50/50. The
1:41:43the only one that hasn't been like a
1:41:45clear 90% winner or the only one that
1:41:48has had a 90 center was um having sex
1:41:52with Catwoman.
1:41:54All the other ones are like 40 60 at
1:41:56most.
1:42:13I want to go home, otherwise I'll kill
1:42:15you.
1:42:17Still don't know what you're talking
1:42:18about.
1:42:21Catwoman is the secret to uniting
1:42:24humanity.
1:42:26What's crowd play?
1:42:35Oh, cool. You can play multiple people.
1:42:37That's kind of cool. How do I back out
1:42:38of this?
1:42:40I can't. Oh, here. Uh, I thought I
1:42:42thought it was a login thing. Oh, no.
1:42:46Hold on. Belt's calling me.
1:42:49Hello.
1:42:51>> Hello. So, you don't understand.
1:42:52>> You're on speaker.
1:42:53>> Part it is. Yeah. Yeah. You're not
1:42:55understanding which part they mean. It
1:42:57was when you were in the car and you
1:42:58were like, "Can you just can you just
1:43:00leave me alone? I want to I want to go
1:43:02home." And instead you were like, "YOU
1:43:04[ __ ] [ __ ] I'M GOING TO
1:43:06[ __ ] KILL YOU."
1:43:07>> OH, YEAH. OH, I thought he meant that it
1:43:10was rage bait from my choice, not that
1:43:12the game Yeah. the game fully [ __ ]
1:43:15>> It looked It looked so uh
1:43:18>> chill
1:43:19>> chill. And then it And like I just want
1:43:21to go home, man.
1:43:23>> And then he [ __ ] rages. Yeah. Oh
1:43:26yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Cool. Uh
1:43:28thanks.
1:43:29>> I couldn't stand I couldn't be asked
1:43:31going down there and I couldn't be asked
1:43:33writing in chat.
1:43:33>> Yeah. Yeah. [ __ ] yeah. No, thank you.
1:43:36>> Please.
1:43:39>> Yeah.
1:43:42>> I guess it is. You know what it's it's
1:43:46the one time I think uh nar like I'm
1:43:51gonna say I don't think it's rage bait.
1:43:52I think that it's a
1:43:56it it's the one time like it makes sense
1:43:58lorewise that your conversation choice
1:44:01doesn't work out because Bruce is trying
1:44:03to stay calm and he's just saying I want
1:44:04to go home and then the drugs take over
1:44:06for a sec and he rages out right so in
1:44:10the moment I remember being like what
1:44:11the [ __ ] but then I was like okay you
1:44:12know what fair enough he's uh he's he's
1:44:14drugged so it's like it's like lore
1:44:17uh classic telltale moment where it's
1:44:19like lorewise it actually makes sense
1:44:24gives you insight into how Harvey felt.
1:44:26Really good point. Yeah. Like he tries
1:44:28to uh be relaxed and chill AND THEN HE'S
1:44:31LIKE, YOU KNOW, and he just like rages
1:44:33for a sec.
1:44:38Hi, Bladed Room. How you doing?
1:44:44Yeah. So, I like the whole Javi, Kate,
1:44:46and David situation. Yeah.
1:44:49Yeah.
1:44:50Yeah, they they had some classic ones.
1:45:05I want a soda. I'll be right back.
1:45:12She's thinking of leaving you.
1:45:15Oh yeah, dude. That was so funny.
1:45:20Uh
1:45:22yeah, in the in the kitchen. Oh man,
1:45:25that was good. She's thinking of leaving
1:45:27you.
1:45:39I like Tell games, man. They're great.
1:45:41It's nice that we're getting some new
1:45:42ones as well. We're getting um
1:45:48I'm shocked that um that this went
1:45:52underground that they went bankrupt. I
1:45:54would have thought that some rich gamer
1:45:57gamer would have been would have like
1:45:58picked them up and like reset them or
1:46:00something. Is that what happened? Maybe
1:46:02that's what happened. Maybe that's how
1:46:03they're back now. I'm just shocked they
1:46:06had such good popular games. Like what
1:46:08the [ __ ] Uh,
1:46:13the [ __ ] happened?
1:46:15Just went too big too too fast. I guess
1:46:18it's just so insane to me.
1:46:22Paid too much for IPs. Weren't making
1:46:24enough back. Yeah, I guess I guess the
1:46:25IPs cost too much. Yeah.
1:46:28And like Dispatch shows that they didn't
1:46:31even necessarily need to do so many
1:46:34known IPs. I mean, do one or two. Like
1:46:36Batman, [ __ ] yeah. you know, but or like
1:46:38The Walking Dead, you know, um but maybe
1:46:41they should have done a bit more
1:46:42original stories considering
1:46:45like they they had a good they just
1:46:47needed to write some
1:46:49Yeah.
1:46:51more Wolves Among Us. Wolf Among Us, but
1:46:53that's also an IP, although not as
1:46:55known, so probably a lot cheaper. Yeah,
1:46:57go for cheaper IPs instead of like so
1:46:59many big ones. They did Game of Thrones.
1:47:02Yeah, that's uh that's wild.
1:47:05That's wild. Yeah, that I guess that was
1:47:07their downfall. It's a shame really.
1:47:11Imagine if they did like a lot more
1:47:13original stories and then the and they
1:47:15used that to fund big IP ones.
1:47:24Right. Yeah. I'm going to get a soda. Be
1:47:26right back.
1:49:11Oh. Oh yeah, that's nice.
1:49:16Oh.
1:49:45Hi NPC Caffeine Luna Tiny Whale. Thanks
1:49:49very much for the resub guys.
1:49:52Have you watched the Penguin TV show?
1:49:54No, I haven't. Is it any good?
1:50:12Right.
1:50:13Yeah, it's good. Oh, okay. I don't think
1:50:15I've heard much of it. Um, I'll uh I'll
1:50:18see you guys at the end of episode 5.
1:50:20Final episode. Let's do it.
1:50:24See you on the other side.
1:50:37It's obvious that's why Vicki hates you.
1:50:40Your dad helped bump off her parents.
1:50:45Why would my father have the veils
1:50:47killed? I never said he killed the
1:50:50veils.
1:50:52She was born in Arkham Victoria.
1:50:55>> Oh, dude. I did not understand this
1:50:59sentence the first time around.
1:51:03Oh, he had the Arkhams killed and then
1:51:06she was [ __ ] um adopted by them. I
1:51:09see. She's Yeah, I I this I I I think I
1:51:13heard this and I was like, I don't
1:51:14understand what he just said.
1:51:16>> Arkham,
1:51:19>> so where you going to go?
1:51:21>> I've got some other business I need to
1:51:22take care of.
1:51:37What the hell did you do?
1:51:38>> Our Lady Arkham's drugs destroyed.
1:51:41That's what a leader does.
1:51:45Oh,
1:51:46>> you psycho.
1:51:48Now you can do whatever you want to me.
1:51:51And Lady Arkham's plans are already in
1:51:53motion.
1:52:24man. That's [ __ ]
1:52:31I wonder how he'd react if I told him
1:52:32I'm Batman.
1:52:38The city is still reeling from an
1:52:41explosion Mayor Harvey Dent set off that
1:52:44obliterated an entire city block and
1:52:46killed innocents. When questioned about
1:52:49his extreme measures, Mayor Dent said
1:52:52he'll use any force necessary to take
1:52:54down the children of Arkham.
1:53:00>> You're done, Gordon.
1:53:02>> Give up your badge and we'll let you
1:53:04live.
1:53:04>> Meanwhile, his opponents are routinely
1:53:07silenced. The latest to speak out is
1:53:10police commissioner Grogan. He called
1:53:12Dent a murderer and a terrorist and
1:53:15demanded his immediate resignation. In
1:53:18response, Dent's enforcers attempted to
1:53:21arrest Grogan, sparking violence inside
1:53:23the precinct. These are dark days in
1:53:26Gotham. Our mayor promised us a better
1:53:29city, but delivered.
1:53:30>> Is he Is he saying Gordon? It sounds
1:53:32like he's saying Grogan. Is that someone
1:53:34else? I But it all lined up with
1:53:38something that's going on with Gordon.
1:53:39So I'm not I'm conf is there is there a
1:53:42police inspector Grogan?
1:53:44>> Only more violence.
1:53:46How long do we let this two face stay in
1:53:49power? How long can we?
1:53:52You can't be in here. But hey, you can't
1:53:54do this. Shut up. Here we go. Hey. Hey.
1:53:58>> Time's up. You should have known better,
1:54:00Gordon.
1:54:02Now we nail your tongue to the precinct
1:54:04door by order of city hall.
1:54:06>> Just try me. You punks.
1:54:12>> Must have been seeing Gordon.
1:54:15Boom. Batman's on the building.
1:54:23What's up?
1:54:25I love that move. It's sick.
1:54:30Yep. Beautiful.
1:54:34Just in time, Batman.
1:54:36Mayor Dance lost his goddamn mind. He
1:54:39said enforcers have overrun the city.
1:54:41Apparently, our new mayor doesn't care
1:54:44much for disscent.
1:54:46He's ordered a purge of every honest cop
1:54:48we have left, which isn't many.
1:54:51>> Dent is a sick man. He needs to be
1:54:54stopped before he hurts anyone else.
1:54:56>> Well, maybe you can get him some therapy
1:54:59after you stop him tearing the city
1:55:01apart.
1:55:05Come on. The commissioner's still down
1:55:06there.
1:55:09>> Commissioner Grogan. I swear he was
1:55:12saying Grogan. We'll talk about this
1:55:14later.
1:55:14>> Up to this.
1:55:15>> I have to be.
1:55:21>> Follow my lead.
1:55:27Damn, that was so like nonBatman of a
1:55:30move.
1:55:35Holy [ __ ]
1:55:41>> Oh,
1:55:42>> in the lobby
1:55:43>> just kills the man.
1:55:46>> They can't hold out much longer.
1:55:57Slam
1:56:17the ground. They all fall. Crazy. Okay.
1:56:19Smoke works, too. Yeah.
1:56:23Not Not an earthquake, then. Of course,
1:56:25it's not.
1:56:32Oh
1:56:37god, don't you love Batman? Oh, look at
1:56:40him go. Huge.
1:56:47No, Rogan.
1:56:58Swing the whole bench at the man.
1:57:06>> You heard it too.
1:57:09>> Stop.
1:57:11>> Oh, his name's Grogan.
1:57:14Sorry.
1:57:16The commissioner, is he?
1:57:21>> God damn it. No.
1:57:26Not you two.
1:57:29>> Keep it together, Lieutenant. Your men
1:57:32will be looking to you to leave.
1:57:34>> God damn it. Give me a moment,
1:57:35>> dude. Like four other cops died.
1:57:37>> That man I
1:57:40This is a blow.
1:57:42Grogan was a good man. A family man.
1:57:48>> Lieutenant Gordon. Gordon, come in.
1:57:51>> Sergeant Kelly, report. It's the mayor
1:57:54at Wayne Manor. He's got hostages and
1:57:57he's killing them one by one until Bruce
1:57:59Wayne shows. He says he says
1:58:03cops show up, he'll kill another. Batman
1:58:06shows up, he'll kill them all.
1:58:07>> Kelly, get out of there,
1:58:08>> sir. I'm
1:58:09>> I'll let the coin decide. Kelly. Kelly.
1:58:13Damn it.
1:58:15>> Get yourself to a hospital, Lieutenant.
1:58:21casually swings his [ __ ] towards him.
1:58:27>> Alfred, are you safe?
1:58:28>> Yes, I'm barricaded in the Batcave. I
1:58:31heard gunshots, but then Harvey's men
1:58:33disabled the cameras.
1:58:35>> I have to face Harvey as Bruce Wayne.
1:58:37Otherwise, he'll just keep killing
1:58:39people.
1:58:40>> Perhaps going as Bruce could be an
1:58:42advantage. Even without the suit, you're
1:58:45a formidable.
1:58:46>> This seems risky.
1:58:49I know the old Harvey is still in there
1:58:51somewhere.
1:58:53>> If anyone can reach him, it's you. I'll
1:58:55be standing by if you need me.
1:58:59>> It's time to end this Harvey once and
1:59:02for all.
1:59:03>> It's a great looking suit.
1:59:15I want a safer Gotham. a Gotham where
1:59:18working people can raise their families
1:59:21>> without fear of being robbed or stabbed
1:59:24or
1:59:25>> or worse. I just I know I can make the
1:59:28city better.
1:59:31If only I
1:59:31>> Look, I'll back you.
1:59:33>> Come on, Bruce. That joke is in poor
1:59:35taste.
1:59:36>> I'm serious, Harvey. I'll fund your
1:59:38campaign completely.
1:59:41I've lived in Gotham my whole life and
1:59:43I've never seen an official I could
1:59:45believe in until you.
1:59:49>> Thank you, Bruce. I I I promise I will
1:59:54not let you down.
1:59:55>> Mm-m. Never even crossed my mind. The
1:59:58only real question is this election or
2:00:00next?
2:00:01>> Well, let the coin decide.
2:00:08>> Where was this for? Oh.
2:00:11Oh.
2:00:12>> H.
2:00:13>> Lucky. But someone has to die.
2:00:19>> What a transition.
2:00:20>> Volunteering. Deborah.
2:00:24>> Harvey. Wayne.
2:00:27About damn time.
2:00:35>> Snipers. Two of them. Get the drones
2:00:37online. I'll see what I can do.
2:00:39>> I wasn't sure you'd come. You weasled
2:00:42your way out of the death you deserve
2:00:45like a coward. What? You actually grow a
2:00:48backbone.
2:00:50>> I came to help my friend Harvey.
2:00:53>> I don't want your help. I want you down.
2:00:56>> That is the sickness talking. And I know
2:00:58you're in there somewhere, Harvey.
2:01:04>> Wait. What am I saying?
2:01:08I've tried to fight it, Bruce, but I
2:01:11can't. Bruce, I only ever wanted to help
2:01:13Gotham.
2:01:15And now look at me. I can't stop him.
2:01:21I've known you a long time, Harvey. You
2:01:24are stronger than your demons.
2:01:26>> I could always count on your friendship,
2:01:28Bruce,
2:01:31until what happened with Selena.
2:01:35This city needs to be purged of PEOPLE
2:01:37LIKE YOU.
2:01:39ALL OF you traitors, terrorists,
2:01:44and cops who don't take THEIR MAYOR'S
2:01:46ORDERS.
2:01:47>> HARVEY, DON'T.
2:01:49>> This is the only WAY TO CLEAN UP THIS
2:01:51CESSPOOL.
2:02:02NO, PLEASE.
2:02:09>> This is what happens to people who cross
2:02:11me. Wayne,
2:02:12>> you were the fiercest DA the city ever
2:02:14had. Someone who fought for people's
2:02:16dreams. So much for a safer Gotham.
2:02:22>> You're right. This isn't me. Go. Go. Get
2:02:27away.
2:02:29I would let them all go, but
2:02:32it's not up to me.
2:02:38>> Deborah,
2:02:39my not so faithful assistant.
2:02:43>> You've been feeding my enemies info
2:02:44since the start.
2:02:46>> I swear I
2:02:47>> beg all you want, but it's not up to me.
2:02:50Your life, his life, even my life,
2:02:55they all hinge on. You have always known
2:02:58right from wrong. I am begging you.
2:03:06>> Oh god, what did I do?
2:03:10What? What did he make me do?
2:03:15Now
2:03:18>> I should stay back.
2:03:20>> Oh god, please don't.
2:03:22>> Harvey, no more.
2:03:24>> No more. I'm just getting started. This
2:03:28is the only way to keep people in line.
2:03:32Otherwise, they walk all over you.
2:03:36>> Harvey, no. This is not who you are.
2:03:39>> You once said you wanted a better
2:03:41Gotham. Is this what you had in mind?
2:03:44Oh,
2:03:44>> I wanted so much for this city, Bruce,
2:03:47but I failed. We were good friends once,
2:03:50Bruce. I'm glad you're here. At the end.
2:03:56Maybe you can remember me the way I was
2:03:58before
2:04:00before him.
2:04:08Bruce, I need I need the result.
2:04:13DROP THE DAMN COIN.
2:04:16Without the coin, I can't
2:04:19I I can't make your own call.
2:04:25Bruce, please. I don't I don't know what
2:04:28to
2:04:30I can't decide. It's too much. It's too
2:04:34much. I can't
2:04:38a safer Gotham. Parvey,
2:04:41just like you wanted.
2:04:57It's all over for me.
2:05:00>> You should have let me pull the trigger.
2:05:02>> Done me and all of Gotham a favor.
2:05:06>> It's what I deserve.
2:05:08>> I still have hope for you, Harvey.
2:05:10You'll have the best doctors.
2:05:12>> Yeah,
2:05:14>> Sharps.
2:05:16>> They can't stop him. No one could stop
2:05:19him.
2:05:30any respond
2:05:33to a disposition.
2:05:34>> Mr. Wayne,
2:05:38>> I owe you so much.
2:05:40>> You're a hero and I'm going to make sure
2:05:42all of Gotham knows it.
2:05:45>> You should be riding an Arkham.
2:05:55>> Where did this guy come from?
2:05:57>> Lady Arkham hasn't forgotten you.
2:05:59Everything you love will burn.
2:06:07Guy just comes walking in wonder.
2:06:13That's a really good scene. I really
2:06:14like that.
2:06:20He just stood there among the cops. That
2:06:23was so weird.
2:06:37Your usual tea and the entire pantry,
2:06:40I'm afraid, didn't survive the fire.
2:06:43This is from my own personal supply.
2:06:46>> Thanks, Alfred.
2:06:50>> Oh,
2:06:51>> we're not the only ones that took a hit
2:06:53while Mayor Dent was in power. Well, at
2:06:56least you've ensured Harvey won't be
2:06:59hurting anyone else,
2:07:05Bruce.
2:07:07These last few weeks, I worry about the
2:07:11toll they've taken on you,
2:07:14facing off against Harvey and Oswald in
2:07:16a matter of days.
2:07:19Not just the physical toll.
2:07:22Those were men you once trusted. And
2:07:25after finding out what you did about
2:07:27your father, people must seem a great
2:07:30disappointment to you.
2:07:34Always letting you down. Even those whom
2:07:38you admire. Well, not all people.
2:07:42You've never disappointed me, Alfred.
2:07:45But I have.
2:07:48Everything that happened, I could have
2:07:51stopped it if I'd done something all
2:07:53those years ago.
2:07:55This This is my fault. All of it.
2:07:59>> So many people tried to stop you.
2:08:01>> I wanted to leave your father's
2:08:02employee. But if only I had the guts to
2:08:06do something instead.
2:08:08Your mother, she wanted that. Wanted to
2:08:12put an end to his crimes.
2:08:14If id helped her,
2:08:17if I'd stopped Thomas,
2:08:20none of these horrors would have
2:08:21occurred. Lady Arkham,
2:08:24>> no.
2:08:25>> Even Harvey,
2:08:26>> I was trying to click you're not to
2:08:27blame.
2:08:31>> I'll have to carry that with me for the
2:08:33rest of my life.
2:08:35>> The children of Arkham are still out
2:08:37there. And Lady Arkham.
2:08:39>> With both Penguin and Mayor Dent off the
2:08:41board, she's the only remaining piece.
2:08:44We need to figure out her next move. Oh,
2:08:46>> the worst one to miss.
2:08:48>> That she moved on from her plan to
2:08:49poison the city with Penguin gone and my
2:08:52CEO access restored and finally log into
2:08:55Wayne Enterprises and see exactly what
2:08:58Oswald was doing during his time in
2:09:00charge. If I cross reference that with
2:09:03all the data we have on Vicky Veil, we
2:09:05might be able to figure out the children
2:09:07of Arkham's next move.
2:09:11>> Army, I'm sorry. I didn't st
2:09:15your fault.
2:09:20>> Vicky Vale, mid-30s reporter for the
2:09:23Gotham Gazette and not in the public
2:09:25record. Her true name, Victoria Arkham.
2:09:30To think she was here in the manner. She
2:09:33gave nothing away of her true nature.
2:09:35Then
2:09:42>> the gazette's records of the articles
2:09:43written by Vicky Vale.
2:09:46This record isn't complete.
2:09:48>> You're right. There are notable gaps
2:09:50between entries, but yet it doesn't seem
2:09:53she ever left the Gazette's employee.
2:09:56So, what was she doing in that time?
2:09:58>> This record wouldn't be easy to alter.
2:10:01Seeing what Oswald was up to could give
2:10:03us a fresh perspective.
2:10:07The children of Arkham. Their symbol
2:10:10dates back much farther than their
2:10:12terrorist activity. They formed to get
2:10:14justice for those wronged at Arkham
2:10:16Asylum. But the message fell on deaf
2:10:19ears until they found a leader Gotham
2:10:22couldn't ignore.
2:10:28Vicki embraced this identity to follow
2:10:30through on her twisted crusade. Her mask
2:10:34inspires fear,
2:10:36not unlike Batman.
2:10:40>> I just need to find her.
2:11:03Your administrative access to Wayne
2:11:05Enterprises should have been reinstated
2:11:07by now along with your title of CEO.
2:11:11>> Let's see what Oswald was doing while he
2:11:13sat in my chair.
2:11:17>> Master Cobblepot's sense of humor hasn't
2:11:20changed much since you were boys. Can we
2:11:22just see what he was doing?
2:11:32Dude, that comic sounds.
2:11:34>> Penguin was tapping into surveillance
2:11:36systems across Gotham. Any building
2:11:38using Wayne Techch security could be
2:11:40spied on from the CEO's office.
2:11:42>> How is that any different than the back
2:11:45door into the Wayne network that he
2:11:47uncovered?
2:11:49>> It's not
2:11:51unless
2:11:53Hold on.
2:11:59Oswald was was trying to buy an island.
2:12:03What on earth for?
2:12:05>> Looks like he was using his new legal
2:12:07control of Carmine Falcone's assets and
2:12:09likeness to brand the place.
2:12:12>> It's some kind of tourist attraction.
2:12:15>> He was going to call it Falcone Island.
2:12:25We need to figure out Lady Arkham's next
2:12:27move.
2:12:28>> Of course.
2:12:30>> Oh, Oswald certainly wasn't very frugal
2:12:33with my money.
2:12:35>> You have a few yachts to return, it
2:12:37appears.
2:12:37>> Also explains how the children of Arkham
2:12:39had a seemingly endless supply of guns.
2:12:42Oswald was using Wayne money to arm
2:12:44them.
2:12:46Oswald altered several public records
2:12:49using the Wayne network.
2:12:53Oswald manipulated my records as well.
2:12:56>> It would appear your degree was in
2:12:59sociology
2:13:00>> and my medical records.
2:13:03>> There are some well colorful disease.
2:13:06>> What the [ __ ]
2:13:08>> Annoying, but not hard to fix.
2:13:13>> That's better.
2:13:16Well, no surprise here. Oswald wiped
2:13:18away any trace of his criminal records.
2:13:21His background is completely fabricated.
2:13:24>> He was enrolled at Cambridge.
2:13:27Ridiculous.
2:13:29>> Calm down, Alfred. I'm sure the board
2:13:30realizes by now that they were fooled.
2:13:36All mention of her birth name, Victoria
2:13:38Arkham, is completely gone.
2:13:40>> Wait, wait, wait, wait. What's this?
2:13:43He also erased something from Vickiy's
2:13:45research at the Gazette. I can't tell
2:13:48what was removed from here, but Wayne
2:13:50Tech leaves a trace when it alters data.
2:13:53One the bat computer can decode. What is
2:13:56it Miss Vale wanted to hide?
2:14:06What do we have here? They did more than
2:14:09just look at these schematics. Every
2:14:12building in Gotham with the Way Techch
2:14:13security system can be accessed from
2:14:15here and remotely controlled.
2:14:18If Oswald was the Braraw, Vicki is the
2:14:21brains. So, let's check her file. She
2:14:24may have left clues about what she was
2:14:26using Oswald's access for.
2:14:44Wait, what? Where?
2:14:57Surely not here.
2:15:00This is just extra stuff.
2:15:06I going back in there.
2:15:12Yeah, now that we know how Oswald
2:15:14manipulated Vickiy's records, the back
2:15:16computer should be able to
2:15:19there. No more holes.
2:15:25She was looking into Arkham patients,
2:15:28reviewing records, checking submissions,
2:15:31prior histories.
2:15:33She was trying to figure out who was
2:15:35actually sick and who was committed
2:15:38because of Hill Falcone
2:15:41and my father.
2:15:43>> Sounds like a good person trying to
2:15:46write the wrongs of the of the past.
2:15:48>> City records, freedom of information
2:15:50requests, post to conspiracy forums, all
2:15:53to find. It's a list. Gotham buildings
2:15:56that use Wayne Tech security systems.
2:15:59It's a list of targets. It's City Hall,
2:16:01Arkham Asylum, GCPD headquarters, Gotham
2:16:05First National. It's almost every
2:16:08landmark in the city. We're on to
2:16:10something.
2:16:12Vicki wants to bypass the security at a
2:16:14Gotham landmark. But without a man
2:16:17inside Wayne Enterprises, she can't
2:16:19unlock that door remotely. She'll have
2:16:22to get her hands dirty. And when she
2:16:24does, we'll find her.
2:16:27>> Looks at the camera. Speaking of, is it
2:16:30Lady Arkham?
2:16:32>> No, it's Catwoman.
2:16:34>> Lucius's prototype.
2:16:36>> Never mind. Sorry.
2:16:37>> On the moon.
2:16:38>> Could be Catwoman.
2:16:38>> What?
2:16:39>> And Lucius locked everything.
2:16:40>> Oh, I see.
2:16:41>> Well, he needed a better
2:16:47>> CATWOMAN
2:16:48>> STOLE FROM you after we opened our
2:16:51doors.
2:16:51>> Cat, it's Catwoman.
2:16:52>> After all that you two, Alfred. Yeah, I
2:16:56know, Bruce, but why would she do this?
2:16:59>> It's okay. I forgive her.
2:17:01>> Is she that cold-hearted?
2:17:03That selfish?
2:17:05>> She must remember.
2:17:08>> I'm sure she does.
2:17:09>> Alfie, buddy, Selena would never hurt
2:17:11me.
2:17:12>> The prototype she stole. It's an
2:17:14electronic skeleton key. With it, you
2:17:17could bypass any security system made by
2:17:19Wayne Tech.
2:17:21That key is far too dangerous in Miss
2:17:23Kyle's hands, especially with Lady
2:17:26Arkham stood at large.
2:17:28Get the car ready, Alfred. And Alfred,
2:17:31let Lucius know what's happened.
2:17:33>> I'm going to get some answers from
2:17:35Selena.
2:17:44>> Excuse me.
2:17:52This is out for a joy ride.
2:17:58>> Gotcha.
2:18:01>> Damn it.
2:18:03Hey, Bruce. I wasn't expecting you.
2:18:07Thought I'd make it outside the city
2:18:08limits at least.
2:18:10>> You should know by now not to
2:18:11underestimate me.
2:18:13>> I thought you might be busy with, I
2:18:15don't know, saving the world. I'm
2:18:17flattered I rank so highly.
2:18:19>> I thought we had something similar.
2:18:20>> I know you're not here for me, are you?
2:18:25>> I don't blame you for wanting it back.
2:18:29I'm surprised you had a toy like this.
2:18:33No doubt Batman would use it for the
2:18:35good of Gotham, but the less noble
2:18:38options are so much more
2:18:41exciting.
2:18:43Why should I give it back?
2:18:46So much potential.
2:18:48>> Enough games, Selena. Hand it over now.
2:18:54>> You just have no imagination, do you?
2:19:03Catch.
2:19:08It's clear you're not going to be any
2:19:10fun, and I'm not in the mood for a
2:19:12fight.
2:19:15Oh, come on. Don't pretend you're not
2:19:17impressed.
2:19:19>> As long cons go, this one was a beauty.
2:19:22>> Getting into Wayne Tech's lab took a lot
2:19:24more than cracking a safe.
2:19:26>> I had to get close to people. Your
2:19:29friend Harvey.
2:19:31>> Poor guy just wanted to fall in love so
2:19:33bad. After that, it didn't take very
2:19:37long to get my introduction to his BFF,
2:19:40the great Bruce Wayne.
2:19:42>> I thought we had something. Imagine my
2:19:44surprise when the rich playboy turned
2:19:46out to be Batman.
2:19:48>> Was it all?
2:19:48>> Scourge of Gotham.
2:19:50>> So, it was all just an act. Everything
2:19:53we've done together.
2:19:56>> A lie.
2:19:58>> That's how it started. And now it's
2:20:01over.
2:20:04I'm getting out of here while the
2:20:05getting's good. Gotham's a house on fire
2:20:08and I'm not going to burn with it. If
2:20:10you were smart, you'd get out of here,
2:20:12too. This time Stay with me.
2:20:15>> Paint your entire family.
2:20:17>> I can protect us if you
2:20:18>> just leave it all behind. Do something
2:20:20more
2:20:22meaningful with those skills of yours.
2:20:25>> Okay,
2:20:25>> you don't need the money. But
2:20:28>> but think of the fun.
2:20:30>> Gotham needs me, and I won't abandon the
2:20:32people of this city, no matter how they
2:20:34feel about me.
2:20:36>> After the way they've treated you,
2:20:38you've got one hell of a thick skin.
2:20:41You're going to need it. It'll be good
2:20:43to put some distance between us. After
2:20:46all, look at what happened to Harvey. It
2:20:49would only be a matter of time before I
2:20:51crossed one of your lines. Isn't that
2:20:53right? My copy of the Boy Scout handbook
2:20:56is out of date. I'm bound to break some
2:20:59rule.
2:21:00>> You and I may disagree on a lot of
2:21:02things, but I'm not worried about you.
2:21:05>> You're that sure,
2:21:07Bruce. I I think I finally get what this
2:21:11is all about.
2:21:13You're upset that I'm leaving.
2:21:17What' you think?
2:21:19That one night of sex meant we were
2:21:21going steady.
2:21:23Is that what you really thought?
2:21:26>> Well, maybe it meant nothing to you, but
2:21:28what happened between us meant something
2:21:29to me.
2:21:31>> A Bruce didn't know you were the
2:21:33sensitive type.
2:21:34>> Just stop the show, Selena.
2:21:37Stop pretending nothing matters.
2:21:41Look, Bruce, I'll admit that what you
2:21:44and I had,
2:21:46it wasn't terrible,
2:21:48but you were just another job. A more
2:21:52intriguing job than I was expecting,
2:21:56but still a job. And that job's done.
2:22:00I'm done with you. It's not complicated.
2:22:04I'm not a good person. I'm certainly no
2:22:07hero and I don't want to be.
2:22:10I'm a thief.
2:22:12That's all I am.
2:22:14I told you that from the start. I never
2:22:17pretended to be anything else.
2:22:19>> Stop. That's not true. I know there's
2:22:22more truth.
2:22:24>> You're just afraid to admit it.
2:22:25>> You'd like it if that were true,
2:22:26wouldn't you?
2:22:28>> Why would you even think that?
2:22:30>> I know.
2:22:31>> I've made my feelings pretty clear. Why
2:22:33aren't you listening?
2:22:36Because I love you, Selena.
2:22:39>> You You barely know me,
2:22:43>> Bruce. If that's your idea of love, I
2:22:47feel sorry for you.
2:22:49>> No.
2:22:51>> Well, there's one good thing to come out
2:22:53of this. Now, I know I was right.
2:22:56>> You really are just like everyone else.
2:22:58>> No.
2:22:59>> Can't wait to get out of this place.
2:23:17Nailed it.
2:23:20>> Lucius, I've got the key. Uh, hold on.
2:23:23Alfred's on the line. Hey, Alfred.
2:23:25>> Bruce. Lady Arkham. She's here. I I
2:23:29tried to keep them out, but
2:23:31>> Alfred
2:23:33Alfred
2:23:35in the bat cave.
2:23:38Alfred,
2:23:47>> where are we?
2:23:53That's
2:23:53>> Lucious. It's Bruce. He's not here. Damn
2:23:56it.
2:23:58I'm going to search for clues.
2:24:00>> Just tell me how I can help.
2:24:02>> Get over here as fast as you can.
2:24:04>> I'm on my way. We're going to find him,
2:24:07Bruce.
2:24:08>> I know.
2:24:11Need to focus. Figure out what happened
2:24:13here. What happened to you, Al?
2:24:23Is this Wayne Manor?
2:24:26I mean, clearly
2:24:27>> something big was thrown against this
2:24:29wall or someone.
2:24:32>> Alfred.
2:24:34>> No, he put up a fight.
2:24:36>> What did they do to you, Alfred?
2:24:40Ash everywhere.
2:24:47Furniture scattered outwards from a
2:24:49single point.
2:24:57face was knocked over in the struggle.
2:25:01The fight left nothing untouched.
2:25:11A scuff mark. What could have caused
2:25:14this?
2:25:15Okay. So, ash and cold stone fireplace
2:25:21scuff mark.
2:25:27How the hell,
2:25:30dude? I thought Wayne Man Manor got
2:25:32burned down.
2:25:35Guess it's not all burnt. Uh, okay.
2:25:38Broken shelf.
2:25:50a little confused. Uh, okay. Fireplace
2:25:54and fire poker, I guess.
2:25:58>> Alfred grabbed the fireplace poker to
2:26:00fend off an attacker.
2:26:04But it was knocked away.
2:26:07>> Holy [ __ ] Okay.
2:26:09like a halo bullet.
2:26:12Uh,
2:26:14scuff mark.
2:26:21The [ __ ] do I I feel like I'm missing
2:26:23something.
2:26:25Broad crack in the wall.
2:26:29Here we go.
2:26:33Here we go.
2:26:34>> This pool queue was used as a weapon.
2:26:37swung so hard it broke in half.
2:26:46>> Blood pattern looks like it came off a
2:26:47high velocity hit.
2:26:50>> Well, that's the pool Q.
2:26:59>> Alfred used the pool queue as a weapon,
2:27:01broke it across his attacker's head.
2:27:04When that didn't stop him, he used the
2:27:06jagged end to stab, spraying blood
2:27:09across the pool.
2:27:10>> What a [ __ ] beast.
2:27:15XSAS Alfred.
2:27:18Uh, I don't see how this is going to
2:27:20link, but it's all I got left. I think
2:27:27Lady Arkham must have used the
2:27:28concussion blast from her staff to try
2:27:30and stop Alfred.
2:27:37I know what happened. The children of
2:27:40Arkham broke in. Alfred barricaded
2:27:43himself inside the parlor. He had just
2:27:46enough time to grab a pool queue as a
2:27:48weapon before Lady Arkham blasted the
2:27:50doors open. He broke it across one of
2:27:53their heads, then stabbed him to get
2:27:56away.
2:27:58Another asalent tackled Alfred, knocking
2:28:01over the vase. Alfred almost escaped,
2:28:04but then Lady Arkham entered the parlor,
2:28:08used her staff's concussion blast,
2:28:11scattering all the furniture in her
2:28:13path, throwing him against the wall by
2:28:16the fireplace.
2:28:18So, Alfred grabs the nearest thing to
2:28:20use as a weapon to defend himself.
2:28:23Lady Arkham deflected Alfred's attack,
2:28:26causing the poker to fly across the room
2:28:28and lodge into the wall.
2:28:31More blood on the mantle.
2:28:33He smashed his face into it.
2:28:41Wait,
2:28:43that picture doesn't belong there.
2:28:49Lady Arkham wanted me to find this.
2:28:56Alfred,
2:29:02the butler did it.
2:29:05Password reckoning.
2:29:08You have no idea.
2:29:19Bruce Wayne, you should be rotting in a
2:29:23padded cell. Now, your butler, the man
2:29:28who raised you like his own son, will
2:29:32suffer in your place. But don't worry,
2:29:36you'll get him back eventually.
2:29:38Peace by bloody peace.
2:29:43>> Alfred.
2:29:46>> My god.
2:29:51We have to keep a cool head, Lucius.
2:29:54Worrying isn't going to help, Alfred. We
2:29:56need to focus.
2:29:57>> You're right. Let's get started.
2:30:02>> Alfred keeps adjusting his glasses.
2:30:05The reflection. He's making sure I see
2:30:08the reflection in his glasses.
2:30:10>> Genius.
2:30:12>> He knows the bad computer can use
2:30:14multiple reflection angles to recreate
2:30:15the room that he's in. And I can view
2:30:18the virtual image using my cowl.
2:30:21>> Good thinking, Alfred.
2:30:27>> What?
2:30:27>> Okay, Lucius. Freeze frame on the first
2:30:29signal Alfred gives.
2:30:31>> Paint us a picture. Here we go.
2:30:45>> He's wounded. will speak one of the
2:30:48thugs Alfred fought upstairs.
2:30:52>> Not even like a low quality
2:30:54>> professional grade camera probably came
2:30:57from the Gazette's office.
2:31:00>> Stairs leading up cement walls. We're in
2:31:03a basement. Alfred's trying to look at
2:31:06things that might give us a clue to
2:31:08where he's being held.
2:31:10Okay, looks like we've seen all there is
2:31:12to see in this frame. Let's move on to
2:31:14Alfred's next signal.
2:31:15>> You got it.
2:31:21Doesn't seem to be anything else here.
2:31:23>> Let's keep looking.
2:31:28>> Rogers Plumbing, a service company for
2:31:31the water heater. I can use their
2:31:33records to find home addresses for their
2:31:35clients.
2:31:36>> We're getting close.
2:31:37>> Highde reflection are you seeing when
2:31:39you get to see the
2:31:40>> See here.
2:31:41>> Moving on.
2:31:46Lady Arkham. Keep searching.
2:31:50A mason stamp.
2:31:52>> Only one Masonic lodge in the city.
2:31:54Gotham City Fraternal Order of
2:31:56Stonemasons.
2:31:57>> So, the house was built in 1945 by them.
2:32:01That's a big lead. Jump to Alfred's next
2:32:04signal.
2:32:05>> You got it.
2:32:10>> The basement window.
2:32:12>> What's that outside? Give me a second.
2:32:15They're by a bus stop.
2:32:17>> There we go.
2:32:19>> Okay, I think we have enough to pinpoint
2:32:21a location.
2:32:22>> Let's hope.
2:32:25>> Okay,
2:32:26they jumped the shark on that one.
2:32:34These are all the homes serviced by this
2:32:36water heater company on the days and
2:32:37months listed.
2:32:40Okay, filtering for all homes built on
2:32:42that date.
2:32:48I can get the bus line from this, but no
2:32:51stop number. This will help pinpoint the
2:32:53neighborhood.
2:33:01You are not going to believe this.
2:33:03>> What is it?
2:33:05Lady Arkham is back at the Veil House
2:33:08where she killed her foster parents.
2:33:11According to its records,
2:33:38It has a basement.
2:33:40>> Well, just in case she's expecting you.
2:33:45>> What do you got for me, buddy?
2:33:48>> What is that?
2:33:49>> Something I almost didn't get to finish
2:33:51because of Penguin. It's the most
2:33:54advanced version yet. H Lady Arkham will
2:33:58have no idea what I've got up these
2:34:01sleeves.
2:34:04The Mark 2. Well done, Lucius.
2:34:07>> You've been long overdue for an upgrade.
2:34:10This suit is beyond state-of-the-art.
2:34:13>> I'd love for him to whip out the new up
2:34:14the new suit, and it's got all these new
2:34:16gadgets and stuff, but it's really
2:34:18[ __ ] looking.
2:34:20>> This ends tonight. Oh,
2:34:24he's like [ __ ] up the design
2:34:25completely. He's gone for a little like
2:34:28he's added a little twist to it, you
2:34:30know.
2:34:31Bruce is like, "Ah, [ __ ] I don't have
2:34:33time to change this. We have to go with
2:34:34this." Shows up in a skirt. The bat
2:34:38skirt.
2:34:40>> Heading into the basement.
2:34:42>> Be careful.
2:34:51Go.
2:34:53>> Batman.
2:34:54>> I'm all right.
2:34:55>> Batman.
2:34:59Another one. No. Okay.
2:35:06There's no one here. No. Alfred.
2:35:08>> Damn it.
2:35:10>> There's blood on the walls.
2:35:13I'm going to see what I can find.
2:35:15>> Standing by.
2:35:24Alfred's blood is still fresh. Means we
2:35:26can't be far behind them.
2:35:31This is where they had Alfred.
2:35:34Where they beat him.
2:35:39Oh, I like this Batman.
2:35:46There's a fake wall.
2:35:48Alfred, there's a bootprint in the
2:35:50blood. Lady Arkham's soldiers dragged
2:35:53him. The trail break the wall.
2:35:57>> Actually,
2:35:59it goes under it.
2:36:01>> Smash it.
2:36:01>> Sounds like there's more to this
2:36:03basement than it would appear.
2:36:04>> Taking a closer look.
2:36:09>> Let's find out what the veils were.
2:36:11>> [ __ ] looking. Let's just smash through.
2:36:15>> Huh?
2:36:16There's a small room.
2:36:19>> Oh,
2:36:22>> with a hole in the floor.
2:36:27>> A rope ladder.
2:36:28>> Anyone down there would be trapped.
2:36:40I'm going inside.
2:36:43About
2:36:54to find out why she killed her foster
2:36:56parents.
2:36:57This is the punishment. Ho, that other
2:37:00foster kid said, "Don't put me in
2:37:02punishment."
2:37:06>> Bruce, what's down there? Do you see
2:37:08Alfred?
2:37:09>> No. It's some kind of torture chamber.
2:37:14Shackles, belts,
2:37:17blood.
2:37:19>> What?
2:37:20>> That's why she killed him with his belt.
2:37:22>> Vicki, she was kept down here, locked
2:37:25away.
2:37:26>> Who could do that to their child?
2:37:29>> I'm beginning to understand.
2:37:32>> What is there to understand?
2:37:34To willfully hurt a child.
2:37:36>> It's why she killed the Veils. They
2:37:39abused her.
2:37:41>> I'm not saying what she did was right,
2:37:43but but I can't imagine what she went
2:37:47through.
2:37:48>> Veil's foster children may not have been
2:37:50the only ones to see.
2:37:51>> I think I am.
2:37:52>> I followed Alfred's blood into this
2:37:54hole. If he had any opportunity at all,
2:37:58he would have left me a clue.
2:38:03There are drawings. Vicki must have
2:38:05drawn them when she was a prisoner.
2:38:08The chalk here is different. Newer
2:38:18shackles,
2:38:20blood on them. Old
2:38:23and new. Vicki did to Alfred what was
2:38:26done to her.
2:38:28>> What? What the [ __ ] did Alfred do?
2:38:30>> Bloody scratches, fingernails.
2:38:33Someone tried to climb out.
2:38:35>> Alfred? No,
2:38:39the belt.
2:38:42It's caked in blood.
2:38:55Disturbing.
2:38:58Vicki created her here in this room.
2:39:02This is where Vicky Vale became Lady
2:39:06Arkham.
2:39:14Alfred laid down here.
2:39:22>> No,
2:39:26Alfred's glasses.
2:39:29>> Oh. Ah, yeah. I just I was sitting
2:39:32thinking what's her connection with
2:39:34Alfred and obviously
2:39:36he didn't stop the ways when they had
2:39:42the Arkhams killed. I guess when when
2:39:45when Thomas Wayne had the Arkhams
2:39:48killed, I guess she blames the butler.
2:39:52Uh
2:39:54guess he's the only one left to blame
2:39:56since the Waynees are dead.
2:40:00Okay. Yeah, I'm connecting it now a
2:40:01little. I uh I was I was just thinking
2:40:03it's a little random to go for Alfred,
2:40:04but yeah. No, makes total sense.
2:40:11>> One piece apart from the others.
2:40:13>> And so then she punishes him in this
2:40:15room.
2:40:16>> The same color as my T
2:40:18>> cuz you didn't stop.
2:40:19>> Coincidence?
2:40:20>> Maybe led to me being tortured in here.
2:40:25Ela's calling me. Is she about to
2:40:30Okay.
2:40:31>> What's up?
2:40:31>> Uh, have you considered that it might
2:40:34just be to get to Bruce?
2:40:37>> Could also be to get to Bruce. I think
2:40:39it's both. I think it's both because
2:40:43earlier in the message to Bruce, it said
2:40:46the butler did it.
2:40:50>> Okay, fair enough.
2:40:51>> Mhm. But I also think it's to get to
2:40:53Bruce. I think it's both.
2:40:55>> Yeah. It was just like I finally got it.
2:40:58I now understand.
2:40:59>> No, I just think that it's a lot on
2:41:01Alfred and I was trying to connect why
2:41:03the [ __ ] she's so like I think it's
2:41:05both.
2:41:07>> I too you have you have flipped me. I
2:41:09too think that it's both.
2:41:13>> Thank you. Bye-bye.
2:41:20>> Those towers. That must be Arkham
2:41:23Asylum.
2:41:32words. They're highlighted.
2:41:36Taking me
2:41:41Taking me to Arkham Asylum.
2:41:48>> Alfred left me another clue.
2:41:53>> Give me to Al. Why would she take him to
2:41:56>> This is what he wanted me to find to
2:41:59see. He spelled it out here. Taking me
2:42:04and used Vickiy's own drawing of Arkham
2:42:06for the location.
2:42:07>> Arkham. But people would know. The staff
2:42:11would see them.
2:42:13>> That's the final piece. Arkham. She's
2:42:17been using Wayne Enterprises to get
2:42:19access to the buildings with Wayne Tech
2:42:21security systems, including Arkham
2:42:23Asylum. She's going to open the doors,
2:42:27release the inmates, and she took Alfred
2:42:30with her. Call Gordon and the GCPD.
2:42:32>> I'm on it.
2:42:33>> Lady Arkham won't be expecting us. We'll
2:42:36catch her by surprise.
2:42:48That's a really good origin story for
2:42:50her because it gives I like a villain
2:42:54that you have a little bit of empathy
2:42:56for.
2:42:58Not a lot cuz, you know, she's gone kind
2:43:01of crazy and gone overboard, but a
2:43:04little bit.
2:43:05I like those kinds of villains.
2:43:24Everything good? Borderlys are rounded
2:43:26up.
2:43:28>> That's the last of it then.
2:43:31>> Like I can think a lot of a lot of IRL
2:43:34villains where their origin stories,
2:43:37they don't give me empathy.
2:43:40I'M TRYING TO THINK OF
2:43:42NO, THIS can go down a really bad path.
2:43:44Actually, I'm not going to mention any
2:43:45IRL villains. Let's go.
2:43:47>> Have taken over. That suits no slouch.
2:43:50You're well prepared for a fight. And
2:43:52the GCPD are on their way to deal with
2:43:56the inmates. If you can find Alfred,
2:43:58maybe you can get him out of there
2:44:00before all hell breaks loose.
2:44:02>> Almost ready. Let her know.
2:44:05>> Copy. On our way.
2:44:08Go ahead. I got this.
2:44:16>> Am I on the lamp? No,
2:44:20>> I'm behind him.
2:44:27>> Batman, this ends now. Vicki, tell me
2:44:31where Alfred Penny will immediately
2:44:33begins with her.
2:44:35Bruce Wayne has a bat on his table.
2:44:38>> Answer the question.
2:44:40>> Where he is doesn't matter. He'll be
2:44:42dead soon.
2:44:44>> Another corpse in Bruce Wayne's family.
2:44:49>> He's done nothing to you. He's not part
2:44:51of this.
2:44:53>> Of course he's a part of this. He's the
2:44:55one man Bruce Wayne might actually care
2:44:58about. He's
2:45:01>> all right.
2:45:03Fair enough.
2:45:04I thought for sure she was going to go,
2:45:06"Of course he's a part of his." He's the
2:45:08only one who could have stopped them
2:45:10back there.
2:45:12>> Besides himself, his suffering will
2:45:15teach Wayne a lesson. One he and all of
2:45:19Gotham needs to learn. They won't look
2:45:23the other way. Not again.
2:45:26>> And when did Gotham look away from
2:45:29>> Don't try to psychoanalyze me, Batman.
2:45:33You have no idea what I've done to come
2:45:36this far.
2:45:38>> Too much to turn back now.
2:45:41>> I know you suffered. You were tortured,
2:45:44held captive by the people who were
2:45:46supposed to love you. I don't know how
2:45:49you survived.
2:45:50>> You want to know how I survived? I
2:45:54survived
2:45:56because every night I dreamed of the
2:45:59revenge I'd take on them. and this
2:46:03forsaken city. Your time's run out.
2:46:10>> Oh,
2:46:13>> she runs.
2:46:15>> Vicki,
2:46:17>> there's nothing you can do. Batman,
2:46:20you underestimate the true children of
2:46:23Arkham.
2:46:24These souls kept behind bars.
2:46:29>> Open the doors.
2:46:35Arkham,
2:46:37listen to me. Freedom is yours. The only
2:46:41one standing in your way
2:46:45is Batman.
2:46:46>> I'd go back in the cell. Honestly,
2:46:48>> HE STUCK ME IN HERE. ME, TOO.
2:46:51>> Let me out of He's the crazy one.
2:47:04I killed them all.
2:47:24Batman, the entire security system's
2:47:26offline. Every inmate's loose.
2:47:29>> The leader of the children of Arkham.
2:47:30Did you see her?
2:47:31>> They went
2:47:51You're not getting away, Vicki.
2:48:03Okay, it's Ling Kim. Heavily fractured
2:48:06or lose cheek. Okay, I'll I'll hanging
2:48:10light him.
2:48:14Smash it from Oh. Oh, I'll use it to
2:48:17swing at him. Then coming out of that
2:48:22given much longer will crush the
2:48:24orderlys. Okay. Uh
2:48:27designed to seat many. Oh yeah, the
2:48:29kitchen.
2:48:32What do I smash him into like a boiling
2:48:34pot of water? Okay, I just I toss him.
2:48:37Okay, then
2:48:39over here. Ooh, the chair or the door?
2:48:44What's he doing? About to gut the
2:48:46defenseless orderly. I'm going to go
2:48:48with what hurts more then, which is the
2:48:51door.
2:48:56What do I do? I toss him. Ooh, slam his
2:49:00face in the corner with the door. Love
2:49:02that. Now, this schmuck could send Dr.
2:49:05into cardiac arrest. I could either do
2:49:09something with this or
2:49:12the taser. Now, let's go with this.
2:49:20I simply kick it at them.
2:49:23Wait, what?
2:49:25Surely something. Okay, then
2:49:29you Lady Ark
2:49:33the light fixture.
2:49:35I just I throw you vertically.
2:49:38No.
2:49:40Oh. Oh.
2:49:43Oh. And then I kick it on to you. Oh,
2:49:45cool. Here we go. First one. Boom. Get
2:49:49out of that. Toss him into the kitchen.
2:49:52Oh, I kick him into the kitchen. This
2:49:54one. THIS ONE'S MY FAVORITE. OH YEAH.
2:49:57And then
2:50:00nice here. I kick
2:50:06and then
2:50:11right
2:50:13onto
2:50:15Oh [ __ ] Okay.
2:50:21Oh [ __ ]
2:50:31Take your time, sons.
2:50:34>> That's the plan.
2:51:02Truly inspiring.
2:51:04Such a pleasure to see your work in
2:51:06person.
2:51:19Batman.
2:51:19>> Lady Arkham has a hostage.
2:51:21>> We've got the emates. Lock it out.
2:51:39>> There's no way out now.
2:51:41>> There's always another way here, Batman.
2:51:44All the people that Thomas Wayne
2:51:46condemned to this place unwillingly.
2:51:49They speak through the walls. Their
2:51:51ghosts walk. They know the way.
2:51:54>> I can't help those people now, but I can
2:51:57help Alfred Pennyworth. Take me to him.
2:52:01>> My pleasure.
2:52:15What? How does she land this? Oh, she
2:52:18she flies. Wait, what?
2:52:22She go,
2:52:29>> Vicki.
2:52:40You're not well, Vicki. You need
2:52:43professional help,
2:52:46>> says the man dressed as a bat.
2:52:49Oh,
2:52:50>> she flew before, didn't she?
2:52:52>> In the subway.
2:52:53>> Let him go.
2:52:56>> The butler has to die.
2:52:58>> Why? Yeah.
2:52:59>> Payment for Thomas Wood's sins. He took
2:53:02away my family, so I'll take away his
2:53:04sons.
2:53:06>> Fair enough. If you really want to save
2:53:08the butler, bring me Bruce Wayne.
2:53:12>> Okay. How stupid are you? Like I
2:53:17>> Sometimes the people the villains in
2:53:19these in these like movies and games
2:53:21like I'm surprised they don't make the
2:53:23connection at all. I don't with how like
2:53:27how much Batman wants to save Alfred.
2:53:29You would think that she'd at least have
2:53:31the
2:53:34it would cross her mind. No, that maybe
2:53:37this is if anyone's going to be Batman
2:53:40with all these fancy expensive gadgets,
2:53:42it's the billionaire. No, right.
2:53:44>> If anyone can find him, it's you. He's
2:53:47probably cowering behind a 12-in thick
2:53:49wall and 100 body.
2:53:51>> Speaks to how good he is at playing the
2:53:54part when he's let Alfred Pennyworth go.
2:53:58No, no, no. Afraid he's too useful to do
2:54:00that just yet.
2:54:03>> You're doing so much for one old man.
2:54:16>> Did she set up traps here?
2:54:18>> Vicki, stop playing games.
2:54:21>> This isn't a game to me.
2:54:24You know, Batman, I really don't
2:54:26understand.
2:54:28Why are you fighting me?
2:54:31>> I've done great things for Gotham.
2:54:33>> Falcone and Hill deserved to die.
2:54:37If anything, I did you a favor.
2:54:40We're fighting the same fight, Batman.
2:54:44Can't you see that?
2:54:47We want the same things.
2:54:51>> I won't argue. Falconeian Hill got what
2:54:54they deserved.
2:54:57>> That's quite the turnabout, Batman.
2:55:01>> I don't think I believe you.
2:55:04>> You shouldn't be here. You shouldn't be
2:55:06defending him. You think Bruce Wayne is
2:55:09any better than Swan? He hides behind
2:55:11his status and wealth.
2:55:14>> He's alone, leaving other men to carry
2:55:18his burdens.
2:55:20>> You aren't my enemy, Batman. Wayne is
2:55:41I'm curious, Batman.
2:55:44I know why I wear the mask.
2:55:47It's who I am. Who I was always meant to
2:55:50be.
2:55:53What about you?
2:55:55Do you wear the mask to hide or to
2:55:58become who you really are?
2:56:01Are you the man
2:56:03or the mask?
2:56:07>> Batman is who I am, who I need to be to
2:56:11do what must be done.
2:56:13>> If that's what you believe, you're lied
2:56:15to yourself. You wear the mask so that
2:56:18you can't be held accountable. And once
2:56:21you're dead, I'm going to mount that
2:56:23mask on my wall. But first, I'll see the
2:56:27man beneath.
2:56:40She runs.
2:56:54That man is a trap.
2:57:04Hold on, Alfred.
2:57:07You you you came you came for me
2:57:13after what you said.
2:57:16I knew you'd come. The man the man I I
2:57:20made you.
2:57:20>> Just hold on, Alfred. Did you see where
2:57:22she went?
2:57:24>> She just dis disappeared.
2:57:27>> I'm getting you out of here.
2:57:29>> Above you.
2:57:36Interesting how you speak to him.
2:57:39>> So familiar.
2:57:40>> Uh-oh.
2:57:40>> Alfred.
2:57:42>> Oh no.
2:57:43>> Such concern for someone you've never
2:57:46met before.
2:57:49>> Concern I don't have for you.
2:57:52>> Huh? Sounds like deflection to me.
2:57:54>> You're Bruce Wayne.
2:57:55>> More here than your
2:57:56>> brother.
2:57:58I didn't know he had a brother.
2:57:59>> Wonder do you really care? Only one way
2:58:03to find out.
2:58:06>> Batman, don't you
2:58:08>> shut up, old man. You've seen my true
2:58:12self. Your turn and prove that you care.
2:58:17Take off your mask.
2:58:20>> Let me see the man you really are.
2:58:27>> No. You're only a piece in the bigger
2:58:29game, but you're the only piece I have
2:58:32left.
2:58:38>> Alfred.
2:58:39>> Alfred
2:58:49crawl. Alfred,
2:58:52no more lies. No more talk. The only
2:58:56truth left is in your death.
2:59:21I'll bury you.
2:59:24Heat.
2:59:26Heat.
2:59:53She has cool weapons.
2:59:55Her shoes and the thing
3:00:00stick.
3:00:02Oh.
3:00:03Ooh.
3:00:15Cool.
3:00:16>> Stop, Vicki. It's over.
3:00:19>> She gets buried.
3:00:19>> Nothing will keep me from my revenge.
3:00:30>> Oh [ __ ]
3:00:38Let's dance.
3:00:41Oh,
3:00:49some great choreography.
3:01:01We p Oh, I thought we punched each
3:01:03other.
3:01:09She's immediately up.
3:01:13Go get Alfie.
3:01:28You belong in this darkness, B. You'll
3:01:32be buried with it. You and the B.
3:02:01She straight up dies.
3:02:22This is how it was meant to be.
3:02:28Ah, I shouldn't have said anything.
3:02:32Yeah. Or a loss.
3:02:36That's That's That's awkward.
3:02:58As to last week's events at Arkham
3:03:00Asylum, a spokesperson for the GCPD
3:03:03assured us that the breakout has been
3:03:05contained and all inmates have been
3:03:08returned to their cells. Miss Vale is
3:03:11missing and presumed dead following a
3:03:14gruesome battle with the caped vigilante
3:03:17known only as the Batman. Her death
3:03:21marks the end of Children of Arkham's
3:03:23reign of terror.
3:03:26>> If the public knew the half of it,
3:03:31it's better that they don't.
3:03:34>> Any word from Miss Kyle?
3:03:36>> And I don't expect I'll be hearing from
3:03:38her anytime soon.
3:03:44Alfred, here. Let Let me help.
3:03:46>> No, no, don't.
3:03:51With everything that's been going on, I
3:03:55I uh I haven't yet thanked you, Bruce.
3:03:58You saved my life. I have no doubt Miss
3:04:01Vale would have killed me had you not
3:04:03arrived when you did. But the fact
3:04:06remains, in my state, I'm not of much
3:04:10use to you. It'll take time to adjust,
3:04:14and I'm afraid it may interfere with my
3:04:17butler duties.
3:04:18>> Well, maybe you should take some time
3:04:20off. You certainly deserve it.
3:04:22>> It's been so long, I don't even know
3:04:26what time off would look like. You
3:04:28haven't given him time off. beach, palm
3:04:31trees,
3:04:32>> a sky that isn't the color of
3:04:34sweatpants.
3:04:36>> Well, perhaps that wouldn't be so bad.
3:04:39Though, I am having a hard time
3:04:40picturing you in shorts.
3:04:42>> Shorts? Never.
3:04:45>> I promise you, I will use everything at
3:04:48my disposal to help you.
3:04:49>> Oh, well, sure. And the silver's not
3:04:53going to polish itself, is it?
3:04:57Huh?
3:05:02We will get through this. Bruce, don't
3:05:04lose sight of the fact that you've done
3:05:06some real good for Gotham.
3:05:09You should be proud.
3:05:12Lady Arkham, Penguin
3:05:15or Harvey.
3:05:18They won't be the last to threaten
3:05:19Gotham.
3:05:21Likely not, but you'll be ready. In the
3:05:24meantime, let us hope for some peace to
3:05:28peace.
3:05:32The damage done by the children of
3:05:34Arkham has left Gotham a city in
3:05:36turmoil. Faith in those at the top has
3:05:39perhaps irrevocably been shaken. Acting
3:05:43Commissioner James Gordon has promised
3:05:45to speak out about the issue tonight
3:05:47during an emergency citywide address.
3:05:50And I hope, despite the recent terror
3:05:52that gripped our city, that Gotham's
3:05:55leading citizens will come out to show
3:05:57their support.
3:05:58>> Will his token appointment be enough to
3:06:00regain the city's trust? It remains to
3:06:03be seen, but experts agree that.
3:06:06>> Gordon requested Gotham's leaders to
3:06:08stand behind him. Leaders like you.
3:06:14Let Gotham see who Bruce Wayne truly is
3:06:18and let them know what you plan to do
3:06:20for his future.
3:06:22>> Well, this could be a fresh start.
3:06:24>> For you and for this city,
3:06:28though, in Gotham, the only figure that
3:06:31can make as much impact as a Wayne is
3:06:34Batman.
3:06:37>> You've helped this city tremendously,
3:06:39both as Bruce Wayne and Batman.
3:06:43And that person, whether he dons a cape
3:06:46or not, is someone I'm proud of and
3:06:49honored to call my friend.
3:06:57>> Thank you, Alfred.
3:07:03>> So, what do you intend to do about
3:07:05tonight?
3:07:07Well,
3:07:09Lucius has yet to invent a suit that'll
3:07:11let Bruce Wayne and Batman be in the
3:07:12same place at once. That is unfortunate.
3:07:20I suppose you must decide whose
3:07:23appearance will be more valuable. As
3:07:25Bruce, you can help repair the damage
3:07:27done to your name, get the public
3:07:30support so that you can change things
3:07:32from the top down. But Batman is a
3:07:35symbol of justice and strength. Maybe in
3:07:38these dark times that is truly what
3:07:40Gotham needs the most.
3:07:45Perhaps one is truly the mask and one is
3:07:49who you truly believe you are.
3:07:56>> I'll attend Bruce.
3:07:57>> Let Gordon know Bruce Wayne will be
3:07:59there. You'll make quite the impression.
3:08:02Gordon will be grateful.
3:08:14>> I can't attend this violent Batman
3:08:18who impaled the mafia boss.
3:08:23>> Seemed like the the place for it.
3:08:24>> He is here.
3:08:26>> Commissioner Gordon,
3:08:28it doesn't sound right.
3:08:31Don't worry, it will. Thank you for
3:08:34having me, Commissioner.
3:08:36>> To be honest, I was surprised to get you
3:08:38a call. Now, after that nasty business
3:08:41of your manner,
3:08:43I know Harvey was a good friend of
3:08:45yours. A loss like that, I wouldn't
3:08:49blame you for lying low.
3:08:51What you did is no secret. These people,
3:08:55all saw, there's more to Bruce Wayne
3:08:57than just the playboy.
3:08:59Public opinion is bound to swing around.
3:09:03>> Before long, you'll be Gotham's golden
3:09:05boy again.
3:09:09>> It's time I owned my family's past. Take
3:09:12responsibility for what my father did so
3:09:14we can all move forward.
3:09:17>> That can't be easy. But I'm glad that
3:09:20you're here. I was half hoping Batman
3:09:23might show up, too.
3:09:26I wouldn't mind knowing he was keeping
3:09:28an eye on things here. A
3:09:30>> Gordon, you're so close.
3:09:32>> He makes one hell of an impression on
3:09:34people.
3:09:35>> Too bad he's not here. Wouldn't mind
3:09:37meeting him.
3:09:39>> Yeah. Huh? Well, he's not much of a
3:09:42talker.
3:09:44>> They're ready for you, Commissioner.
3:09:49Now, during times like these, it can
3:09:53feel impossible to hold on to hope.
3:09:56But I have hope. Hope that together we
3:10:00can rebuild what was lost. Now, in the
3:10:03last few weeks, as much violence and
3:10:06terror as I've seen, I've also seen the
3:10:09citizens of this community band together
3:10:11to fight those threats.
3:10:13>> And one of those people is Bruce Wayne.
3:10:19Thank you, Commissioner Gordon. Tough
3:10:22act to follow.
3:10:26I'm here today to not only show my
3:10:28support for our acting commissioner, but
3:10:31also for this city.
3:10:33Many of you have suffered terrible
3:10:36losses.
3:10:39And some of those losses
3:10:41came at the hands of my own father,
3:10:45or at least as a result of his actions.
3:10:53I would like to take this opportunity
3:10:56to apologize,
3:10:59>> to tell you how sorry I am for the pain
3:11:01the Wayne family has caused this
3:11:03community.
3:11:05If my recent incident with Harvey Den
3:11:08has shown me anything, it's that I can
3:11:10no longer sit on the sidelines. My
3:11:13family's wealth was built on the
3:11:16suffering of others.
3:11:18I think it's time to repay that debt.
3:11:21I plan to use my resources to improve
3:11:24the city and make the lives of its
3:11:26citizens better.
3:11:29And to that end,
3:11:36I am ceasing construction on the Wayne
3:11:38Mental Health Facility.
3:11:40Instead, I'll be devoting all my
3:11:42resources to improving the existing
3:11:44Arkham Asylum.
3:11:46It will be the most advanced mental
3:11:48health treatment facility in the country
3:11:52in keeping with the vision of its
3:11:54founders.
3:12:19Clear the area.
3:12:21Get that bastard to lock up.
3:12:30Just minutes ago, Bruce Wayne delivered
3:12:33a rousing speech that turned into a
3:12:36shocking assassination attempt on his
3:12:38life. He sure does clean up well.
3:12:45See you soon, Lucy.
3:12:58All right. What the [ __ ] was that? Nice.
3:13:08Good.
3:13:10Let's see my stats. What did you do with
3:13:12Harvey's coin? You and 55% of players
3:13:14pocketed.
3:13:16Did you blame Alfred for his involvement
3:13:18with Thomas Wayne?
3:13:23You went
3:13:32Oh no.
3:13:35Oh no.
3:13:39You and 2.1% of players did not respond
3:13:42as Alfred blamed himself.
3:13:48I made a mistake. I didn't mean to. I
3:13:51was trying to click that it was okay. I
3:13:54was trying to comfort him.
3:13:57I was trying to comfort him.
3:14:02Who the [ __ ] stays quiet? That's crazy.
3:14:05How did you respond to Selena? You and
3:14:0691% of players regarded Selena as more
3:14:08than a thief.
3:14:11Yeah, of course. Come on. I'd love to
3:14:13have seen uh how many people said I love
3:14:16you.
3:14:18That's the stat that matters.
3:14:20You take off the cow. You and two 26% of
3:14:23players kept it on and protected your
3:14:25identity.
3:14:27Yeah,
3:14:29I think that's the one I regretted.
3:14:32I saw him get [ __ ] up.
3:14:35I just thought in my head like what? He
3:14:37she can't know my identity. She's going
3:14:39to tell everyone
3:14:42and then and then we'll never be safe.
3:14:46God, Alfred really got abused.
3:14:50Did you attend Gordon's address as Bruce
3:14:52or Batman? You and 61% of players
3:14:54addressed as Bruce.
3:14:57God,
3:15:08I feel like if she learned that Batman
3:15:10was Bruce, she would kill Alfred on the
3:15:13spot. No,
3:15:15I was just thinking if I show that I'm
3:15:17me.
3:15:20Just puts us in more danger. Not much h
3:15:22changes to this situation.
3:15:31Great game.
3:15:42See, I just want you to know that the
3:15:45Selena thing was completely avoidable
3:15:47and most options let you kiss her, but
3:15:48you massively fumbled it.
3:15:55No, really.
3:15:58Oh, man. In my head, I thought she was
3:16:01leaving either way. So, I was like, I'm
3:16:02just going to profess my love for her or
3:16:04confess
3:16:09She's leaving me.
3:16:14I think I was one move away from getting
3:16:16to kiss her. I feel like if I just
3:16:18didn't say that, I would have been good.
3:16:20Your Batman, Bruce, was 87%
3:16:24brutal.
3:16:26Gotham saw a man that was
3:16:28uncompromising,
3:16:30forceful, and unafraid to employ extreme
3:16:33violence to effectively achieve his
3:16:35ends.
3:16:38[ __ ] yeah. That's my Batman.
3:16:42This is my Batman. My Batman is a little
3:16:45bit brutal. I like a violent Batman.
3:16:53Oh, I was not com No, I wait. I am
3:16:56compassionate.
3:16:58Yeah.
3:17:13Great game.
3:17:17Fantastic game
3:17:20up there
3:17:23at some of the tops.
3:17:26I put Telltale's Batman at a tier. Now,
3:17:33the reason I don't give it an S tier is,
3:17:39well, I'll mention my positives first.
3:17:41My positives are fantastic story, great
3:17:44pacing, good action, really fun action
3:17:48with the way Batman fights.
3:17:51um
3:17:54didn't really have any like boring
3:17:56parts. Didn't have any parts where it
3:17:58slowed down too much. The reasons I
3:18:01don't put it on S tier is uh too much
3:18:04plot armor for characters, therefore not
3:18:07enough consequence
3:18:10to uh bad moves. That's my number one
3:18:14negative aspect. Um like Alfred can't
3:18:19die, you know?
3:18:21as much as I tried to get him to die.
3:18:24And uh Catwoman doesn't die when I
3:18:26choose Harvey. There's a lot of things
3:18:28like that.
3:18:31Um so that bumps it down a notch.
3:18:35Uh if there was actual real consequences
3:18:38where then I think it would have been a
3:18:41step higher. Uh also quicktime events
3:18:45too easy.
3:18:48That's an overall
3:18:51feeling I have with just most games
3:18:54these days to be honest with you. But
3:18:56but it's it's here as well. There it
3:18:58was. It felt a little bit more like I
3:19:00was just watching a movie and getting to
3:19:02just click next scene, next scene, next
3:19:03scene rather than getting to actually
3:19:06feel a little challenged. I wouldn't
3:19:09mind in like failing quicktime events,
3:19:12having Batman get the like get himself
3:19:16[ __ ] up and then um
3:19:20uh and then I have to replay it, you
3:19:22know? Have me replay things cuz I failed
3:19:24them. I feel like games, a lot of games
3:19:27are like this where it it it's a just a
3:19:30little too easy. devs have forgotten
3:19:32what it's like to uh
3:19:35um
3:19:37to punish you, I think, in in things
3:19:39like that.
3:19:44But other than that, really great game.
3:19:47Really great game. Those are my two
3:19:48negatives.
3:19:51You failing quick time events at the bar
3:19:53so Selena didn't think you were Batman
3:19:54was cinema. Thanks. Thank you.
3:20:00Yeah. Yeah. I like doing [ __ ] like that.
3:20:03I think it it keeps it a little fun.
3:20:27Bro, played like Batman for everything
3:20:29other than the actual choices.
3:20:33Yeah, but isn't that the point of these
3:20:35games? You get to be your own Batman.
3:20:38I find that Batman's morals could be a
3:20:41little bit dull.
3:20:43If in conversations he's just like,
3:20:49"They must pay.
3:20:51I'm what Gotham needs." I mean,
3:20:53sometimes it's fun to be a little like
3:20:55I'm going to [ __ ] you up, you know?
3:21:02Never found out who the big goblin was.
3:21:04No. never got any info on why there's a
3:21:06big blue man.
3:21:13Telltale games have never really had
3:21:15many consequences, unlike Detroit and
3:21:17Dark Pictures.
3:21:19The Walking Dead has consequences,
3:21:25wouldn't you say?
3:21:34Do you want to know what? Who the blue
3:21:37guy is?
3:21:40Um,
3:21:43no. It sounds like maybe he's part of
3:21:44season 2. I don't want to know them.
3:21:49Maybe it says. Yeah. Can I see here?
3:21:56Surely they have them listed.
3:22:00No.
3:22:12I'm still thinking about that last Slay
3:22:14the Spire run last night.
3:22:17Oh, that was a nice one. Look at that. A
3:22:19good build.
3:22:22I'm so excited to play the sequel. I've
3:22:24never played it before and chat has
3:22:25really been hyping me up. H yeah, same.
3:22:29Actually,
3:22:34blue guy is not interesting at all and
3:22:35you wouldn't even know him really.
3:22:42No way. Blue guy isn't a main character.
3:22:46All right. Who's blue guy? Who the [ __ ]
3:22:47is he?
3:22:49Hey, Frankfurt. Thanks for the five subs
3:22:51earlier. Huge love to you, buddy. Thanks
3:22:53for the hype.
3:22:57Solomon Grundy. No way. Solomon.
3:23:07No, not Solomon Grundy. You guys don't
3:23:10even know. You're not even agreeing.
3:23:13Can't agree on who it is.
3:23:19Blockbuster.
3:23:21Okay. If it's not confirmed who it is,
3:23:27then what are we doing here?
3:23:37Hey, Jeed Deco, Jinx, Moy, Brandon 69,
3:23:41Adriana, thanks very much for the love.
3:23:44Thanks for the third month.
3:23:46Peter Parker, no way that's Spider-Man.
3:23:51No way. That's Grundy. It's supposed to
3:23:54be Blockbuster, but it looks nothing
3:23:55like him. How do you know it's supposed
3:23:57to be Blockbuster? Have they confirmed
3:23:58this?
3:24:02Sounds like it's neither. And it So,
3:24:04it's just some random blue guy.
3:24:22It's 100% blockbuster.
3:24:28Never heard of him.
3:24:34No, I checked it there. Dun job. There
3:24:35was no info on him.
3:24:40It's Paul Gomati.
3:24:52He had a rough year. Took on a smaller
3:24:54role.
3:24:58They say his name in the game. He's
3:25:00Roland Desmond, which is Blockbuster in
3:25:02the comics. Oh,
3:25:13tired today.
3:25:15Um, that was fun though. I really liked
3:25:18uh that. That one was up there.
3:25:19Definitely better than Jurassic Park.
3:25:22Uh,
3:25:24now that I'm done, is it better than
3:25:31is it better than The Wolf Among Us?
3:25:36They're kind of on a similar bar. I
3:25:39think
3:25:53I think
3:25:55a negative with it is that it's a little
3:25:57predictable.
3:26:00I mean, Batman saves the day, you know?
3:26:03I think that's the problem I have.
3:26:06It come it goes into the same path as um
3:26:11um
3:26:14plot armor.
3:26:17I wouldn't say so. Now, the path there
3:26:19isn't predictable. It's hard to predict
3:26:21what what's when Harvey has the bomb and
3:26:24stuff. That was sick. But um at the end
3:26:27of the day, Batman saves the day.
3:26:36Um,
3:26:39and I think that's what puts it neck
3:26:40andneck with Wolf Among Us
3:26:47rather than a step above.
3:27:03You also definitely have more choices in
3:27:04the Wolf Among Us. You get treated the
3:27:06same in Batman no matter how you act.
3:27:08Okay. Interesting.
3:27:14I like that. Makes a good story however
3:27:16you [ __ ] up. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Fair
3:27:18point.
3:27:19Fair point.
3:27:22Imagine a Star Wars tail world.
3:27:28The closest you're going to get is uh
3:27:29has that been cancelled? What's it
3:27:31called?
3:27:33The Detroit Become Human Star Wars game.
3:27:35It's been in development for like seven
3:27:37years or something. Eight years. Ever
3:27:39since Detroit Become Human, whenever
3:27:40that was 201 18, 2017.
3:27:49Eclipse. Yeah. The [ __ ] is going on with
3:27:52that? With the uh with the creepy
3:27:56director.
3:28:08Let's find out. I've Googled it. Star
3:28:10Wars Eclipse.
3:28:12Oh, a month ago. Star Wars Eclipse
3:28:14developers go on strike to save the
3:28:16game.
3:28:30Oh yikes.
3:28:39Star Wars Eclipse developers. Uh, for
3:28:41context, Quantic Dream is a mainstream
3:28:43French studio best known for developing
3:28:45Heavy Rain and Detroit: Become Human.
3:28:47Earlier this year, they they released
3:28:49Spellcasters Chronicles, ill- fated MOA,
3:28:51which closed its doors after only 3
3:28:53months online.
3:28:55Eight years of development were sunk
3:28:56into the game as Star Wars Eclipse is
3:28:58still nowhere to be seen. Now up to 115
3:29:00employees might be laid off soon.
3:29:08Wait, what? In this 10 situation, saving
3:29:11the 115 employees of Spellcasters
3:29:14Chronicles would be necessary to have
3:29:16any hope of bringing Star Wars Eclipse
3:29:17to fruition.
3:29:20This is a little unclear to me. Are
3:29:21these just employees for Spellcasters
3:29:24Chronicles or are they working on both?
3:29:26What the [ __ ] is Spellcasters Chronicles
3:29:28and how does it have over aundred
3:29:29employees?
3:29:36This strike is far from an act of
3:29:37sabotage. On the contrary, we're trying
3:29:39to save Star Wars Eclipse says Jules, a
3:29:42game builder working on the long delayed
3:29:44project. We could manage to release it
3:29:45with 115 people on board. Oh, okay. No,
3:29:48it's total for the dev team on both
3:29:50games then. And that wouldn't mean we're
3:29:52overstaffed. It's what's needed. We're
3:29:54understaffed just like many other
3:29:56companies in this industry
3:29:58because the bosses know full well that
3:30:00passion will drive people to crunch and
3:30:01that the games will eventually be
3:30:03released. But it's impossible to sustain
3:30:04an industry this way. Quantic Dream
3:30:07reportedly began uh requiring overtime
3:30:09on Star Wars Eclipse shortly after the
3:30:10layoff plan was announced. Jesus.
3:30:18Today the Lucasfilm delegation was
3:30:20scheduled to visit Quantic Dreams
3:30:21offices to check on the progress of Star
3:30:23Wars Eclipse. For the mobilized
3:30:24employees is the perfect to day to send
3:30:26a strong message. We believe that as
3:30:27things stand, the game literally cannot
3:30:30be finished as the layoff plan is
3:30:31carried out as currently proposed.
3:30:36This is insane, dude. I remember this
3:30:38being announced literally like I swear
3:30:41it was like six years ago that we saw
3:30:44that trailer with the guy's drumming.
3:30:46Like it's been so long.
3:30:51Yeah. Can you imagine
3:30:53working as one of a hundred on a game
3:30:56for that long and just the frustration
3:31:00of the scope of the thing and trying to
3:31:02build this mountain together with a team
3:31:05and then just like
3:31:08being told that a bunch of you are going
3:31:10to be laid off and you know the game
3:31:13won't be and like dude to be part of
3:31:16creating something like that but not get
3:31:18to see it finished uh or having to try
3:31:21to finish it while others are getting
3:31:23such a mess. That must be so difficult,
3:31:25man.
3:31:30Cold man, $5 on YouTube. Awesome
3:31:32playthrough. If you showed Vicki your
3:31:33identity, she gets shocked and rattled
3:31:35by the contradiction in how she views
3:31:37Bruce. Excited for season two. Oh,
3:31:41interesting. I would have thought she
3:31:43already kind of knew the way she was
3:31:44like, "You guys are very close.
3:31:51Thanks for the five bucks, man. Glad
3:31:52you're excited for season two.
3:32:00Damn, this is such a shame, chat. This
3:32:02would have been so good.
3:32:06I love uh I love Detroit Become Human.
3:32:11Why? Uh
3:32:15dude, I don't understand. You have
3:32:19such banger like you have these games
3:32:21that do so well like Detroit Become
3:32:22Human and then
3:32:30you get your hands on a Star Wars you
3:32:33get rights to make a Star Wars game and
3:32:36rather than put all your eggs in that
3:32:38basket which is like I mean if you make
3:32:41it in the same quality as the t become
3:32:42human it can be insane.
3:32:45You make something called Spellcasters
3:32:47Chronicles. What?
3:32:50Like what? What's the logic there? Hi,
3:32:53Lucas.
3:32:57Spellcasters.
3:33:00It's not even on Steam.
3:33:05It's like the Darkwoods G devs making a
3:33:07football game.
3:33:09But that was a cool idea.
3:33:13I actually don't agree with you. I think
3:33:16that was a really that that was a I
3:33:19think they're the kind of devs who can
3:33:20just hop on any like that's not I don't
3:33:23think it's the same.
3:33:30Dude, Lucas, we have gathered like uh
3:33:34there's a there's a there's a lot of
3:33:37like uh
3:33:39there's a lot of people who who once
3:33:42it's late night are like, "Ooh, some
3:33:44some late night Slay the Spire."
3:33:49Yeah, there's a lot of Slay the Spire.
3:34:00Hey, congrats Carolar.
3:34:04You've pavlobed them.
3:34:12O midnight start though. That's kind of
3:34:15crazy even for us. No, I I don't know.
3:34:25Just bang one out.
3:34:31It could be the run. That's true.
3:34:46Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I was going to
3:34:47suggest that we go on a little uh early
3:34:50tomorrow instead and actually do like a
3:34:53day uh maybe an earlier where we're not
3:34:56making as many mistakes. Well, who know?
3:34:58Knowing me, I'll still make mistakes,
3:35:00but maybe it was some energy.
3:35:04That's what I was going to suggest.
3:35:10Yeah, some high energy mistakes.
3:35:31Yeah, I'll let Lucas decide. I'm down
3:35:34for one game, Lucas. I don't know if I
3:35:35want to stay up until 4 playing it.
3:35:40I'm also perfectly happy to um do one
3:35:44tomorrow and not um well either way I'm
3:35:48I'm good for that. But I let Tio decide
3:36:03the coin. Let the coin decide.
3:36:20If he plays this right, he can kiss
3:36:23Lucas.
3:36:25That's funny. It's a funny reference to
3:36:27those games.
3:36:31Let's flip a coin.
3:36:35Genuinely let the coin decide.
3:36:50All right, Lucas.
3:36:53Heads,
3:36:55we play a game or two. Tails, we wait
3:36:58until tomorrow.
3:37:06Tails, we wait until tomorrow. The coin
3:37:09has decided.
3:37:16Best two out of three. Nobody ever best.
3:37:20Nobody ever does best of three coin
3:37:24flips. That's not a thing. That's not a
3:37:26thing. No one ever No one ever does. You
3:37:30just you just flip a coin. You don't do
3:37:32best. No, you don't. No, you don't. No
3:37:35one ever does that. Harvey would. No.
3:37:40When would Harvey ever do best best of
3:37:43three? When would he ever go When would
3:37:46he ever flip and go h
3:37:50two out of three? Should we go again?
3:38:08Chad, I'm so tired. Haven't you seen
3:38:09Haven't you seen me yawn throughout that
3:38:11Batman playthrough?
3:38:16No, I welcome the coin's decision.
3:38:28Stop trying to bait me. It's sad seeing
3:38:30Tio get so old and tired.
3:38:38Not enough oxygen.
3:38:44Would your decision have changed if I
3:38:46told you I'm already on the couch and PC
3:38:48is off?
3:38:54Wait, you
3:38:56my decision to what? Not play. You tell
3:38:58me that. I'm like, let's play. Get up.
3:39:07No, that would have made me want it up.
3:39:09Hey, boy. We'll play um we'll play
3:39:11tomorrow a little earlier as well. We're
3:39:14not being fair to Slay the Spire. We
3:39:16keep going on so late.
3:39:18Oh.
3:39:23The coin thing was fun knowing this. I'm
3:39:26glad we did the coin thing and it
3:39:27landed. That was that was a thrill.
3:39:52Yeah, maybe that'll be my thing. Should
3:39:54I um start doing a coin flip whenever we
3:39:57That could be kind of fun. Maybe I get a
3:39:59coin. Should that be my new thing.
3:40:06What time tomorrow, if I may ask? I I
3:40:09couldn't tell you.
3:40:11I have to um
3:40:14install some stuff tomorrow in the house
3:40:15first
3:40:17for spire. Yeah, just for slay the
3:40:20spire.
3:40:22Just for everything. Inspire, peeing,
3:40:25eating, choosing whether I stream or
3:40:28not, choosing game.
3:40:41You can choose not to pay
3:40:44if the coin wills it.
3:40:59I'm just ready every time. And the coin
3:41:01decides if my evening gets ruined.
3:41:06But wait, is is your evening getting
3:41:09ruined if you play or if you don't play?
3:41:12Who knows?
3:41:13We will never know, chat. We'll never
3:41:15know what he meant.
3:41:17No, if we don't play.
3:41:24Wait, so your PC's off? You're laid in
3:41:26the couch
3:41:29and you're feeling that your evening's
3:41:31ruined because you didn't have to get up
3:41:33and turn turn on your PC.
3:41:42I'm going to pretend that's what you
3:41:44meant.
3:41:48Lucas says he doesn't want to play and
3:41:50Tio's like, "Let the coin."
3:41:59That's funny.
3:42:01I've been watching uh I'm excited. I'm
3:42:03going to go to bed and watch um I've
3:42:06been watching uh Speaking of Coins, not
3:42:08really, but it feels like a little bit
3:42:09of a same theme, Destiny or whatever.
3:42:13I'm watching um Death Note.
3:42:16Yeah, I've been uh
3:42:19surprisingly good.
3:42:24I heard great things. It's good. Keeps
3:42:26you into it.
3:42:28How far into it are you? Um I don't
3:42:31know,
3:42:3211 episodes or something like that.
3:42:39Yeah, I guess the coin will decide
3:42:40whether I'm watching that tonight or
3:42:41not.
3:42:43I don't know if I'll stay on it. I don't
3:42:45understand how long they can go with the
3:42:48story, but for now, I'm enjoying it.
3:42:50I'll stick through it with season one at
3:42:51least.
3:43:05Are we close to the end of AOT? Ah,
3:43:07Lucas, what have you thought so far?
3:43:17Anime or live? Anime? Very good. Thank
3:43:20god, dude. If you if you'd have said
3:43:22anything different, you're talking to
3:43:23the guy who's wearing a an Attack on
3:43:25Titan shirt right now.
3:43:28Started a little slow.
3:43:32You think so? I don't know if I agree. I
3:43:35remember season one really gripping me.
3:43:39If anything, I feel like season
3:43:43was it late like season two, season 3,
3:43:45there's like an period somewhere around
3:43:47there where it gets a little slow.
3:43:53Like the fights didn't have much dynamic
3:43:55at the start. Okay. Yeah, fair enough. I
3:43:57feel like the story really brought me
3:43:59in. It was a cool concept. Yeah, I think
3:44:01it's early season 3 I'm thinking of that
3:44:03gets a little slow.
3:44:10Oh, yeah. I love I love Attack on Titan.
3:44:14Are you wearing the same shirt you wore
3:44:16yesterday? No, it's it's a different
3:44:19Attack on Titan shirt. I just I bought
3:44:22two the same design.
3:44:31Yeah. Is that the part where they
3:44:33skipped
3:44:34a little bit in in animation? Uh
3:44:39budget.
3:44:45Hey Morgan,
3:44:48any lean shopping and not shopping in a
3:44:50few weeks? Any things to see eat whilst
3:44:52in Sweden? Don't know much about lean
3:44:54shop lean shopping uh or not shopping.
3:44:57So, uh, can't help you there.
3:45:00But I hope you have a great time. Enjoy
3:45:02yourself.
3:45:08Isn't season 3 the Kenny one?
3:45:11Kenny.
3:45:14Oh, could be actually.
3:45:18No, I haven't seen Solo Leveling yet. I
3:45:20almost started it when I instead started
3:45:23um
3:45:25uh Death Note. I've got it on my like
3:45:28watch list.
3:45:34Hi, Undercover Table. Kiko Topic,
3:45:37welcome back.
3:45:42No, I I've watched uh I'm on Vinland and
3:45:46u uh Death Note and the latest season of
3:45:51Jiu-Jitsu Kaizen.
3:45:59There are a lot of comments saying it
3:46:00sucks, Lucas,
3:46:02which is actually rare. Usually I get
3:46:04people recommending solo uh leveling.
3:46:10You started Vinland. Yeah.
3:46:22Hi, Nidas. You getting off stream? Yeah,
3:46:24in a little bit. We're just talking a
3:46:25little.
3:46:27Nice skin today, Tio. Mind if I get some
3:46:29before we go?
3:46:37Were you the guy who complimented my
3:46:39skin yesterday or was that today? Is
3:46:42this your first skin comment?
3:46:48Swear I saw someone. By that I mean a
3:46:51high five. Oh, so you're not the skin
3:46:55guy. There is a skin guy.
3:46:58That wasn't you then.
3:47:09I can only do one anime at a time.
3:47:12I get that. I understand why. Good
3:47:14night, Domen.
3:47:18There's a skin guy. No, it was a guy who
3:47:22said, uh, if I seem to remember
3:47:24correctly, I don't think he even said an
3:47:26inquiry. I think he said, "I hope this
3:47:28doesn't come off as weird, but you have
3:47:30really nice skin.
3:47:36It's okay. I don't think he's a skin
3:47:38guy. Then
3:47:45chat's doing this thing where we point
3:47:46out which parts of you we want to take.
3:47:52That's nice.
3:48:05Are you creeped out by those comments?
3:48:06Like on a genuine level? Um, no. It's
3:48:10pretty rare that I get creeped out by
3:48:11something.
3:48:13Every once in a while someone says
3:48:14something really weird which I have to
3:48:16like get serious with and be like, "What
3:48:18do you mean by this?" But, uh, for the
3:48:20most part, uh, no. Someone saying I have
3:48:23nice skin, that's a compliment.
3:48:39Just got here. Are we ready to rumble?
3:48:44What a fun comment. Hey man, you came in
3:48:46with good good energy. No, we're we're
3:48:48we're we're we're chiming down for the
3:48:51night.
3:48:58It's the weirdest thing that I've had
3:48:59someone say. Um I think my head ends up
3:49:02blocking it out.
3:49:05Like creepy. I swear I've gotten things
3:49:08that have sounded like death threats
3:49:09every once in a while, but like you
3:49:11follow through with them and they're
3:49:12like, "Oh no, I was like quoting that
3:49:13one thing from a video. Do you
3:49:15remember?" And it's like, "Oh,
3:49:17that's happened a couple times, you
3:49:19guys. You guys must be There's been
3:49:21times where I've been like, "Wait, what
3:49:22the [ __ ] are you saying right now?" And
3:49:23someone will be like, "Oh, it's from
3:49:25like mishmash 48." And I'm like, "Oh,
3:49:28okay." Cuz it just sounded like you were
3:49:30threatening me.
3:49:44I hope Sammy enters VC with that one
3:49:46next. Sammi's got a good vibe going on
3:49:49recently. He seems to be in a good
3:49:50place.
3:49:57How did enjoy the finale? It was great.
3:49:59Cold Train, I really liked it. Up there
3:50:02neck andneck a tier together with Wolf
3:50:04Among Us.
3:50:12What's the closest you've come to
3:50:14hitting on a guy?
3:50:18I've I've I've I've I've hit on men.
3:50:24I don't think I've dodged it. Well, does
3:50:26it count as hitting on men if you give
3:50:29them a like
3:50:32a nice comment where you're like it's a
3:50:35flirty like compliment? That's hitting,
3:50:37right? That's hitting on a guy.
3:50:41I'd count that as hitting on someone.
3:50:44Ready
3:50:47rumble.
3:50:53I would say intent to [ __ ] type of
3:50:56thing.
3:50:58I disagree. I think hitting on someone.
3:51:02Do I disagree?
3:51:04He hit on me. A woman says, "Oh, yeah,
3:51:08he was weird. He hit on me." Yeah, maybe
3:51:11you're maybe it's an attempt. I don't
3:51:14know if it's an attempt to [ __ ] I don't
3:51:16know if
3:51:26Yeah, I guess. I guess.
3:51:30Well, then I No, I've I've never I've
3:51:32never hit on a man then.
3:51:53Dude, I'm so excited about season two
3:51:55for Batman. People keep saying this that
3:51:57it's uh better, more consequences. That
3:51:59sounds nice.
3:52:16Did the Joker end up doing anything? Um,
3:52:20well, he's not really. He's not the
3:52:22villain of of season one.
3:52:26My girlfriend and I have an agreement
3:52:28that we can both flirt with strangers as
3:52:30long as it doesn't lead to anything.
3:52:33Yeah, I mean that's that's perfectly
3:52:35healthy. It's all about what boundaries
3:52:37you set in your relationship. That's a
3:52:38nice boundary. I mean, for a while there
3:52:41was a guy at a cafe I was going to who
3:52:44I can't remember what I said to be off.
3:52:51I talked about this on stream. I can't
3:52:53remember now, but I was like, he's like
3:52:55most attractive man I've seen.
3:53:03Yeah, I think I said like he he seemed
3:53:05like he always seemed like he flirted
3:53:06with me when I came in and it was kind
3:53:08of nice. I was like, "Yeah, it's nice."
3:53:09Like this guy, every time I go in, he's
3:53:11like, "Hey." You know, it's like, "Okay,
3:53:13hey."
3:53:15Yeah.
3:53:28Do you know Young Lean? No,
3:53:32no. Who's Young Lean?
3:53:36Been there, buddy? Hell yeah. F.
3:53:49Flirting with no intentions is just
3:53:50giving compliments. No,
3:53:54no, no. There's a difference between
3:53:57giving someone a compliment and
3:53:59flirting. I think that giving someone
3:54:02someone a compliment can be said without
3:54:09any sort of
3:54:11I almost think flirting
3:54:14means that there's a a little bit of
3:54:17attraction involved perhaps.
3:54:20Yeah, tension is a good word.
3:54:30And so what this person said about that
3:54:32they're comfortable with both of them
3:54:34flirting doesn't lead to anything. Just
3:54:36flirting, I think implies that it's
3:54:38doing it to people who they maybe are a
3:54:40little bit attracted to.
3:54:44Whereas just going up to someone and
3:54:46complimenting them,
3:54:48you can go up to someone and say, "Hey,
3:54:50I really like your pants.
3:54:54and that's a compliment. But if you go
3:54:55up to someone and say, "I really like
3:54:57your pants.
3:54:59They look they look they look really
3:55:02good on you, you know, and you kind of
3:55:04look at that's flirting." I think it
3:55:05comes down to how you deliver things. I
3:55:08hated that I had to I I hate that I had
3:55:10to do that as an example, but I took
3:55:14myself down that road and I had to go
3:55:15through with it. But I think it's about
3:55:17the delivery. I think it's about the
3:55:19delivery. That was not good delivery.
3:55:21And I would never do that. But it's you
3:55:24can say the same thing in two ways.
3:55:26One's a compliment, one is flirting.
3:55:36Nice pants. I could see myself in them.
3:55:39Yeah, that Yeah, that's flirting. That's
3:55:43that's uh
3:55:45that's almost harassment.
3:55:47You walk up to someone and and you say
3:55:50that, but you know, if they if they take
3:55:51it well, then it's flirting. They take
3:55:54it badly, then then then they're running
3:55:57away.
3:56:15People flirt for fun though, not
3:56:17necessarily attraction. Think it's more
3:56:18so how things are said. Yeah. I mean,
3:56:20you don't know. You don't have to be
3:56:21attracted to someone to flirt with them.
3:56:27I really like your Twitch streams. Do
3:56:29you want to stream on my face? Yeah. I
3:56:32don't think this is flirting. You're not
3:56:33very good at this.
3:56:41You're just harassing me.
3:57:06Yeah, you guys are weird, man.
3:57:09Any new games come out recently? I
3:57:11haven't really been Dude, I I've been
3:57:12kind of like,
3:57:16Do you know how many [ __ ] DMs I I've
3:57:19been neglecting? I I God, my Discord DMs
3:57:23look like a like an email inbox. It's
3:57:25not good. I have eight DMs on here. I
3:57:28need to um I haven't I haven't really
3:57:30been around on my PC and stuff. Is there
3:57:33something I should um on that topic, is
3:57:36there a game that has come out that I
3:57:38might have missed?
3:57:43Shift at midnight.
3:57:50Oh, this one. Did this one come out a
3:57:53while ago? Oh, my birthday.
3:58:00Online co-op detective horror. That's
3:58:03cool.
3:58:07Overwhelmingly positive. This does not
3:58:10look like an overwhelmingly positive
3:58:12game. That's cool. Okay, good luck at
3:58:14playing this.
3:58:16Up to three players.
3:58:20Last flag.
3:58:25Oh yeah, this game I imagine it doesn't
3:58:27have players.
3:58:33games like this. There was a period in
3:58:36like the 2010s,
3:58:38early 2010s where games like this went
3:58:40so hard. Like um
3:58:44[ __ ] was that game called? Uh
3:58:48there's a few games that were like this
3:58:54on like Xbox Arcade.
3:58:58Team Fortress. Yeah, Team Fortress
3:59:01spawned them. Uh, there was a Warner
3:59:04Bros. game that was like this, like
3:59:05third person. You were running around
3:59:06shooting each other.
3:59:10Uh, DC. No. [ __ ] This with a bunch of
3:59:15heroes.
3:59:17Anyone remember this game?
3:59:21I swear it had like Batman
3:59:24and
3:59:27but they were like fake Batman. It was
3:59:30like it was like fans of them in the
3:59:32lore.
3:59:36Third
3:59:38third person
3:59:41Gotham City Impostors.
3:59:44Yes. Is that on here? No. You guys
3:59:47remember that? Yeah. Great game.
3:59:55Yeah, that was fun.
3:59:58That piece of [ __ ]
4:00:02Okay. It wasn't fun to everyone.
4:00:10Gotham City Impostors.
4:00:13This is on the Xbox 360.
4:00:16This is a great game. 15 years ago.
4:00:18Official trailer. 2011.
4:00:26The [ __ ] is the game play? Okay.
4:00:29Gotham City Imposters in 2026.
4:00:32I think it's uh no longer. If you bought
4:00:35it back then, Chad, I think you have it.
4:00:36But otherwise, you can't uh
4:00:41I thought it was third person. I could
4:00:43have sworn it was third person.
4:00:57You know what I like about games that
4:00:58are older like this?
4:01:02Um, that they're slower.
4:01:07I feel like games today, it's such a
4:01:10shame. Like I I don't don't get me
4:01:11wrong, I like certain games where they
4:01:13have a lot of movement abilities that
4:01:15are f and you can get faster, but why
4:01:17does every game have it?
4:01:20I don't think every game needs to have
4:01:22it and like if it doesn't then it's like
4:01:24arma, you know, where it's like this is
4:01:26a tactical shooter like Tarov, you know?
4:01:29Why why do we have to be on both end?
4:01:31Why can't we find something in the
4:01:32middle? Battlefield did an okay job, but
4:01:35even then I still think it goes too fast
4:01:38for a Battlefield. I think Battlefield
4:01:40should be the game that's in the middle
4:01:41and I think it's a little too fast at
4:01:43the moment. Um, and when I look at
4:01:47gameplay of older games like this 15
4:01:48years ago, that's that's what stands out
4:01:51to me. It's that they haven't
4:01:54set it to 300% speed.
4:02:03CS. Yeah, but CS
4:02:07isn't a game that comes out today.
4:02:09They would never
4:02:12like they're not going to come with a
4:02:13movement update to CS.
4:02:15C I mean CS uh I don't see CS2 as
4:02:18something that came out two years ago.
4:02:20CS is CS is an old game.
4:02:27You can bunny hop in CS. There's a bit
4:02:29of movement,
4:02:31but that takes skill. That's different.
4:02:35That's not something that the developers
4:02:36put in.
4:02:43High level Tarov has also gotten pretty
4:02:45quick. So much peing tech.
4:02:48Yeah,
4:02:52this game genuinely looks kind of fun.
4:02:56Oh, you can Did you guys know you can
4:02:57Oh, Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. Do you guys
4:02:59know you can pause this now?
4:03:04Cool.
4:03:09How many are playing this right now?
4:03:10Last flag.
4:03:23Two.
4:03:38Is this free €4? We should do like a
4:03:41community night playing this.
4:03:45We'll just all queue at the same time.
4:03:48Play with those other two guys.
4:04:05How many are playing marathon?
4:04:095,000. Wow.
4:04:16Company 2 community night. Didn't they
4:04:17shut down the servers? Am I thinking of
4:04:19something else?
4:04:23You like Marathon? Haven't played it.
4:04:36Oh, I looked at this today. It's meant
4:04:38to be pretty good.
4:04:40It's a rog like
4:04:43reminds me of uh guns
4:04:46guns
4:04:50gun
4:04:54game.
4:04:56Enter the dungeon. [ __ ]
4:05:11Yeah, it's meant to be good.
4:05:27Oh, dude. What happened to that game
4:05:28where you had to hide? Anyone remember
4:05:30that one? There's a game coming out
4:05:32where you literally have to physically
4:05:34hide on the camera.
4:05:36It's a horror game coming up. It's on my
4:05:39wish list. It's just I have like 250
4:05:41games on here. Oh,
4:05:46I never remember the name.
4:05:56Dude, this game's never coming out.
4:06:05Wait, since when is ill coming out?
4:06:072027.
4:06:11Am I going crazy? I swear this was
4:06:12coming out in like October.
4:06:25Ill releases in 2027.
4:06:29Did they delay it? Didn't they announce
4:06:32this during like
4:06:35Summer Games Fest that it was coming?
4:06:37They came with like a release date.
4:06:40Wow.
4:06:47[ __ ] dude. I remember even I think I
4:06:49even said like I thought this was never
4:06:50going to release and now it's delayed.
4:06:59It looks amazing. I mean, take your
4:07:02time. It's going to look like that when
4:07:04it comes out. Take your time.
4:07:08Yeah. Yeah. Can I set this to
4:07:12genres?
4:07:17Spiritus si.
4:07:23Are these two the same game? What are
4:07:25these photos?
4:07:36Dive or die? No. I thought it was like
4:07:38dive or die.
4:07:49[ __ ] man. Is it gone? It looked good.
4:07:52Well, it just looked like a fun
4:07:56Yeah, cuz these are all out. So, unless
4:07:57it's out, I don't know.
4:08:01People have said the title in chat.
4:08:04Eyes never wake.
4:08:19Oh, that looks great. That looks so
4:08:21stupid, dude.
4:08:29Yeah.
4:08:31Ah, you know it's going to be good when
4:08:32the developers just
4:08:34it's just a guy who's just had an idea.
4:08:42All these wish lists like over many
4:08:44years. Yeah. Yeah. Since like
4:08:492015 probably something like that. I
4:08:51think I Yeah, because I think I emptied
4:08:53it one at one point.
4:09:01Tio, look at how many dudes I think you
4:09:03would like it.
4:09:12What?
4:09:14It's a game called How Many Dudes.
4:09:21Oh, it's a game called How Many Dudes.
4:09:26How many dudes does it take to beat up a
4:09:28gorilla
4:09:30if they're not Sammy?
4:09:47Great stuff.
4:09:52What are the reviews like? The guys have
4:09:54done it again. put in several sessions
4:09:56of the demo before launch. The full game
4:09:58was worth the wait. Definitely
4:09:59recommending to friends. Time for more
4:10:01shenanigans.
4:10:06134 hours played. I spent about an hour
4:10:08a day doing part-time quality assurance
4:10:10for BS Bcotch. First, I was skeptical
4:10:13this project would hold my attention,
4:10:14but since I've had a great time helping
4:10:16on their other games, I gave it a shot.
4:10:19Fast forward to today. After over a
4:10:21100red hours of play time, I'm still
4:10:23having fun. I still enjoy testing new
4:10:25builds because the passion, love, and
4:10:26thoughtfulness poured into this game
4:10:27created a rare level of polish.
4:10:30Hope you enjoy it as much as I do. Now
4:10:32go try to break it.
4:10:37We need to finish the tier list with
4:10:39Yomo. Animals we could beat in a fight.
4:10:41Oh yeah,
4:10:46dude. What was the animal?
4:10:48Oh, I disagreed with some of those
4:10:50choices he had put on there.
4:10:54[ __ ] I remember there was a It was an
4:10:57animal. I was just shocked.
4:11:00Was it a wolf? It was a wolf, wasn't it?
4:11:02Yeah.
4:11:11There was something else as well, dude.
4:11:14Wasn't it a hawk or like an eagle or
4:11:16something? It was like a big [ __ ]
4:11:20It was a hawk. Yeah. Bela said she could
4:11:22beat a hawk or something. Yeah, that one
4:11:25too. I remember being like, "What the
4:11:27[ __ ] do you think you can take on a
4:11:29hawk? Like, if it's out to kill you, I
4:11:31don't know. I don't think it's something
4:11:33where it fully kills you." But she was
4:11:35like, she put it on like easy kill. I
4:11:38was like, "No way, man. The a [ __ ]
4:11:40hawk. No way."
4:11:45Like as soon as it takes out your eyes.
4:11:57That thing is picking her up like a
4:11:59garden pee and dropping her off a
4:12:00mountain. That's the thing. It can do so
4:12:03much that that where you're just [ __ ]
4:12:09Yeah.
4:12:11Wolf even harder. I I I I think but
4:12:14there was one that I was against all
4:12:16three of you, Katie. You, Bat, and Yoma
4:12:19were on one side, and I was really
4:12:20trying to pull you to the other. Was it
4:12:21wolf?
4:12:27I swear yo put wolf on like can easily
4:12:29take out or something.
4:12:46See you gold train. I'll see the vodka
4:12:49later.
4:12:56Enjoy.
4:13:01Good night, Deco.
4:13:03Wolf is just a very angry dog though.
4:13:07Um
4:13:10I mean
4:13:12of the Okay, but there are certain dog
4:13:14breeds that like are breeded to are bred
4:13:18to to scare off bears.
4:13:23Are you saying that you can take on
4:13:24those dogs?
4:13:44depends on what I mean like it weighs
4:13:46let's say it's a larger individual but
4:13:48not humongous then it's weighing 60 70
4:13:51kilos that thing jumps at you with its
4:13:54big jaw going for your throat I think
4:13:57you're going to have trouble stopping
4:13:59it.
4:14:00I think you're going to have a lot of
4:14:02trouble stopping that.
4:14:12I think you vastly o overestimate your
4:14:15own strength.
4:14:20A bigger individual could 100% beat a
4:14:22wolf. They could, but you wouldn't put
4:14:25it on I can easily take this out tier.
4:14:31There's a chance. But I don't think you
4:14:34I don't think you should underestimate a
4:14:36wolf.
4:14:45I think you have a shot if you manage to
4:14:47take out its eyes before it because
4:14:49that's the easiest part for you with
4:14:51your fingers before it grabs your
4:14:53throat. And even then, I don't think
4:14:55it's that nerfed.
4:15:00A baboon. What about it?
4:15:05Can't say I've ever been beside a wolf,
4:15:06but I've been beside a dog the size of a
4:15:08wolf, and it nearly went up to my chest.
4:15:10Yeah. I mean, big wolves are they're big
4:15:13boys. They're big.
4:15:22They're uh Yeah, they're they're uh
4:15:25they're kind of insane. You're unarmed.
4:15:28I don't know how you expect to be able
4:15:30to take this on. You're going up against
4:15:32something that's
4:15:36used to this, you know, that needs to
4:15:38kill to survive. And then you're there
4:15:40fighting for survival. I think I think
4:15:42you're outmatched.
4:15:49Where's that statistic about one in four
4:15:51men think they could beat Serena
4:15:53Williams at tennis?
4:15:59Oh, that's so funny. Yeah, the
4:16:01confidence of of of human beings is
4:16:04hilarious to me. I mean, why wouldn't
4:16:08we? we've like we dominated the world.
4:16:10So obviously like that's what took us
4:16:12here. But it's so funny the idea of when
4:16:13we go back down to like like sure as a
4:16:16as a species we have all right to be
4:16:19cocky but then that somehow leads down
4:16:22to us as an individual being like I can
4:16:24[ __ ] up a wolf. Yeah.
4:16:27Yeah. I can take on Serena Williams. No
4:16:29problem.
4:16:32I think it's a little skewed based on on
4:16:34on that cockiness we have.
4:16:42the indomitable human spirit.
4:16:4750% of men think they can land a plane.
4:16:49There's no way that that's true. There's
4:16:52no way that's a statistic where they
4:16:54they asked 10,000 men and 5,000 men
4:16:58said, "Yeah, I could land a plane."
4:17:02That's crazy.
4:17:08Bro, I think it's higher. That's wild.
4:17:21If you're guided, I think most people
4:17:23can.
4:17:25Well, I mean, that's not the question,
4:17:26though, is it? It's not can you land a
4:17:29plane with a pilot guiding you? Because
4:17:31I'm I'm I'm I'm sure that's different. I
4:17:34I'm still not so sure you could, but
4:17:37it's a way different scenario compared
4:17:39to just could you land a plane? Could
4:17:41you land a plane safely?
4:17:58There was a man in Bangalore, India, who
4:18:01killed a rogue leopard to protect his
4:18:03wife and daughter.
4:18:05I mean, that's great. I'm not saying
4:18:06it's impossible to take on these
4:18:08animals, but for every man in Bangalore
4:18:10who takes out
4:18:12one. There's uh most likely a hundred
4:18:14who just died who aren't a story.
4:18:28But yeah, I mean the human when fighting
4:18:31for survival can do a lot.
4:18:34I am him. This is a the same as like uh
4:18:39everyone thinking like oh what would I
4:18:41do during a zombie apocalypse? What I
4:18:43where would I what 99.9% of us would
4:18:46would would not do we would be the
4:18:49zombie apocalypse.
4:18:51But we're all like, "This is what I
4:18:53would do to survive.
4:19:07I'm more likely to land a plane than
4:19:09beat a wolf."
4:19:12Now, that's a fun game. Which one are
4:19:15you more likely? And you put two next to
4:19:18each other. Are you more likely to do
4:19:19this and that? And then it shows stat
4:19:21after for what people think they're more
4:19:23likely to be able to do.
4:19:31Yeah. Are you more likely to beat a wolf
4:19:34or land a plane?
4:19:40Got to do a poll.
4:19:46Most people aren't in the actual
4:19:47physical condition to fight predatory
4:19:49animals. Your average 9 to5 minimum wage
4:19:52worker living in a sedentary
4:19:54lifestyle at home isn't going to beat
4:19:56anything beyond a rabbit. This is true.
4:19:58Yeah. I mean, if you look at people when
4:20:00you're when you're out, I think you
4:20:02notice most people aren't
4:20:06like in the they're not even built to
4:20:08like run.
4:20:23Did he just make a likeliness
4:20:25doll? That's what we could call it.
4:20:28Likeliness doll. Have you played today's
4:20:30likely doll? And it's like, are you most
4:20:34are you more likely to
4:20:37and you put two against each other
4:20:41and then you get to see the stat.
4:20:50It's a great concept in terms of being
4:20:52able to see what people feel,
4:20:57what kind of confidence people have.
4:21:02Because you could do stuff like,
4:21:09are you more likely to beat Serena
4:21:11Williams at tennis or you do something
4:21:16else?
4:21:47Peak Serena Williams, I would favor
4:21:49beating a wolf. Same. I would think
4:21:53that's the logical choice, but I think
4:21:54and therefore you'd be surprised that I
4:21:57think a lot of people would choose would
4:22:00say they're more likely to beat Serena
4:22:02Williams.
4:22:06Only at her peak, though. Otherwise, I
4:22:08got it, bro. Yeah. Mhm. Peak. No peak.
4:22:18Okay. But who could be peak Serena
4:22:21Williamson? I don't know. I don't know
4:22:22tennis players. But you couldn't.
4:22:31Me.
4:22:44Now we always talk a little after
4:22:45glimpse.
4:22:50Sammy beat cake in a race. Take that in.
4:23:02Wow.
4:23:07Do you actually believe that, bro? Yeah.
4:23:10Is she lying?
4:23:12Why would I think that she lied? Why?
4:23:15How would I Why would I assume she lied?
4:23:19Did he not beat you at a race?
4:23:25There were witnesses. So, what's Cake's
4:23:27excuse?
4:23:36The witness was Sammy.
4:23:58Hm.
4:24:00Yeah, I mean I'm I'm struggling to
4:24:02believe this now. I will say I would
4:24:05have thought cake could outrun Sammy.
4:24:20Katie,
4:24:22if I'm
4:24:25hunting to kill you and Sammy,
4:24:30you guys have to get away from me. You
4:24:33get 10 minutes from starting position.
4:24:38No cars, and you're tied together by
4:24:42your arms.
4:24:44You have to survive for 24 hours.
4:24:48Do you think you can get away? In fact,
4:24:51I'll give you an hour. I'll give you an
4:24:52hour.
4:24:55Tion not turning into Balta. Yeah.
4:24:59I know she wants to chase Yo in the
4:25:01woods with both of them having a GoPro
4:25:03on them.
4:25:12And Yumo's just like, "No, there's no
4:25:13like I'm not getting anywhere."
4:25:16She wants to hunt him in the woods.
4:25:30Would you let her hunt you? Who? Bea.
4:25:34Um, yeah. I think I I think I just
4:25:38outrun Balta.
4:25:45both in in in speed and in stamina. So,
4:25:49I think I'm good. I think I win. I would
4:25:52simply
4:25:54as soon as I have her in my sight, I
4:25:57would keep her at a 50 meter distance
4:25:59from me and continuously keep that 50 m.
4:26:05What if she has a bow and arrow?
4:26:08Even better. She doesn't know how to use
4:26:10it.
4:26:12not good enough to kill me.
4:26:17Is this that like male
4:26:22confidence thing coming in? Maybe I'm
4:26:24[ __ ]
4:26:2610 minutes later, you find Sammy laying
4:26:28there. You turn him over. His arm is cut
4:26:30off. I had to do it to cross the
4:26:32country.
4:26:36Wow. You kill him that quick? 10
4:26:38minutes.
4:26:46might have homefield advantage. What in
4:26:49the woods?
4:26:57Are you beating Serena as you are
4:27:00keeping Balta at 50 m distance? No, I
4:27:02I'm [ __ ] against Serena. Not only am I
4:27:05not at all able to beat Serena Williams
4:27:09at tennis, even if she has to score 10
4:27:12times, I only have to score once. Not
4:27:14only that, but I think the odds are
4:27:17higher that she kills me with the tennis
4:27:20ball.
4:27:31Why is Serena Williams like this
4:27:33Avengers level threat? I know she's
4:27:35good, but she's she ain't that crazy.
4:27:37Are you [ __ ] This is This is it. This
4:27:40is it. This is There's the overconfident
4:27:43male. Get him.
4:27:47What are you talking about?
4:27:54You're saying you have a chance to beat
4:27:56Serena Williams at tennis?
4:27:59Wasn't she like the number one
4:28:08the greatest
4:28:14over 300 weeks ranked number one and you
4:28:18think you have a shot?
4:28:20Who are you?
4:28:26Hey, hey, hey, man. She's really good,
4:28:27but like I could survive in a match
4:28:29against her.
4:28:32I'm Jeza. What do you mean survive? Are
4:28:35you saying that you won't die or you'll
4:28:37survive as in you have a chance to beat
4:28:38her? Are you going for the part where I
4:28:40said that she'd kill me with a tennis
4:28:42ball? Oh, die. Oh, I see. Yeah. No,
4:28:45we're talking about uh beat her as in
4:28:48win the sport
4:28:50that people think they have a chance at
4:28:52winning the sport against her. The whole
4:28:54dying by the tennis ball was just me now
4:28:57saying there's a higher chance I die by
4:28:59one of her swings, one of her serves,
4:29:02than there is that I even get a point.
4:29:17Like I genuinely think she could kill me
4:29:21with with a serve.
4:29:26I could make it at least 5 minutes in an
4:29:28actual match against her, though. But
4:29:30but there's no way cuz you speak like
4:29:33someone who doesn't play tennis. What do
4:29:35you mean make it five minutes? That's
4:29:36not the game. You're not You're not sumo
4:29:39wrestling. You're not There's not like a
4:29:41point where she sends you out of the of
4:29:44out of like a border.
4:29:56Five minutes of just stalling with the
4:29:58ref.
4:30:06You guys ain't got five minutes with a
4:30:07retired dad that's on the court every
4:30:10Thursday.
4:30:13It's a weird way of of saying Stefon.
4:30:22She's so good she could probably win
4:30:23against most people in less than 5
4:30:24minutes. Yeah, I think she beats most
4:30:26people in one minute. I think it's just
4:30:28a few quick serves and she's done.
4:30:41T I could see go five minutes with a
4:30:42suma wrestler just all barrel rolls.
4:30:45Yeah, I just keep spinning. Every time
4:30:48they come for me, I spin.
4:31:05You know what I think is cool? I think
4:31:07it's interesting how people say they
4:31:08have like a shot against like
4:31:10Counter-Strike pros, for example, when
4:31:13they watch it and they're like, "Yeah, I
4:31:14could take them.
4:31:19And it's like, I don't know, you play
4:31:20against like tier three pros and uh and
4:31:24you get demolished and then you imagine
4:31:27how much better those tier ones are,
4:31:29like how much of a gap there is between
4:31:30them.
4:31:35Yeah, I always think you get lucky. If I
4:31:37had a challenge where I have to play 10
4:31:39rounds against pros and I have to like
4:31:43get five kills or something, my strategy
4:31:46would be to just keep holding sitting in
4:31:48corners hoping that they I get
4:31:51overlooked.
4:31:53And even then, I think it's a very small
4:31:55chance I actually kill them before they
4:31:56turn around and kill me.
4:31:59Even after I start shooting them in the
4:32:01back.
4:32:16I love the little light you got by your
4:32:17left. Can never find it online for sale.
4:32:20This what? Yeah.
4:32:23Thanks.
4:32:30Um,
4:32:34unfortunately I don't remember where I
4:32:35bought it.
4:32:42Do you think you could land a commercial
4:32:44plane if the pilots were incapacitated?
4:32:46No. Not a chance. Not a chance.
4:32:57Katie found it immediately.
4:33:03Did you actually ah how did you find it?
4:33:05Did you Did you Google image me when I
4:33:07held it up? I was going to suggest doing
4:33:09that, but you were quick. Here you go.
4:33:11It's on Ellos.
4:33:13Ellos uh for 1,500 crowns. 150 bucks.
4:33:21Damn, that was fast.
4:33:28You think you can handle 20 chickens?
4:33:31Uh, yeah. Oh, yeah, dude.
4:33:3620 chickens.
4:33:49I see someone wearing a jacket I like on
4:33:51the subway. I find it within 30 minutes
4:33:52when I get home. Easy. It's a talent.
4:33:54Ah, without taking a photo.
4:34:09This guy dies to a hawk but beats 20
4:34:11chickens.
4:34:13Wait, hold on. Are you saying that
4:34:1820 chickens are
4:34:21more dangerous than one hawk?
4:34:33You're saying you'd rather go up against
4:34:35a hawk?
4:34:38I think a hawk is weaker than you think.
4:34:41Okay, hold up. How fast do hawks fly?
4:34:47Let's go with dive.
4:34:51Hawks can dive
4:34:54at speeds
4:34:56up to
4:34:58120 miles per hour. That's 193
4:35:02kilometers an hour.
4:35:14Dodge it. You're going to dodge
4:35:17something coming at you at almost 200 km
4:35:20an hour.
4:35:27Who's the guy who said who said the
4:35:29chicken thing against the hawk? Where is
4:35:31he?
4:35:39I'm here.
4:35:43You You You choose the hawk, man. While
4:35:45we're all like kicking a few chickens,
4:35:47you take on that [ __ ]
4:35:51Diving hawk.
4:36:04It's just a bird, bro.
4:36:08Google paragrin falcon dive speed.
4:36:18320
4:36:19km an hour.
4:36:32We have to watch this.
4:36:41Whoa.
4:36:52This is the falcon. Oh my god, it just
4:36:55straight up knocks them out. And
4:36:56signature move. Meet the paragrin
4:36:58falcon, the fastest animal on Earth.
4:37:01This amazing bird uses a special hunting
4:37:03move called the stoop. It starts by
4:37:05soaring high in the sky, then dives
4:37:07straight down towards its prey like a
4:37:09feathered rocket. This dive can reach
4:37:11speeds over 200 mph, making the Falcon a
4:37:14blur of feathers and wind. During the
4:37:16dive, the Falcon tucks its wings close
4:37:18to its body to fly faster and smoother.
4:37:21As it gets closer to its target, it
4:37:23adjusts its wings like tiny rudders to
4:37:25steer and aim with amazing precision.
4:37:27Paragrins have eyes like superpowered
4:37:28binoculars, letting them spot even the
4:37:31tiniest movement of their prey from way
4:37:32up high. Just before impact, the falcon
4:37:35extends its sharp talons like a deadly
4:37:37fist, ready to grab its meal. With a
4:37:40powerful strike, the fulcan hits its
4:37:42prey with incredible force, often
4:37:44knocking it unconscious or killing it
4:37:45instantly. Sometimes they Was that the
4:37:48same one over and over? How [ __ ]
4:37:50quick is it at turning around?
4:37:53What? That was so quick. I thought it
4:37:55was two of them at first, but it was it
4:37:57kept going back. They even use their
4:38:00talents like tiny boxing gloves to swap
4:38:02smaller birds out of the air.
4:38:05That's wild. That's crazy.
4:38:21Yeah. Wow. I mean, so that was at
4:38:26like 300 km an hour. Even even a hawk
4:38:29nearing 200 km an hour.
4:38:32I'm going to show this to Yo next time
4:38:34he talks about killing a hawk
4:38:37or whoever it was. Balta
4:38:42just say imagine this just a little
4:38:43slower. Do you think that that's going
4:38:44to save you? like
4:38:51or I'll just find one of a hawk. I'm
4:38:52sure it looks just as fast.
4:39:05Wow, what a day chat. It's been a
4:39:08pleasure. I am going to take off but uh
4:39:11thank you so much for watching. I will
4:39:15see you. Uh, I'll probably be live
4:39:18tomorrow.
4:39:20Yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna aim to be live
4:39:23tomorrow and play some Spire with Lucas.
4:39:25Could be fun. Do an actual early
4:39:26session.
4:39:28Um,
4:39:29so no Spire tonight. He sat there ready.
4:39:36Um, thanks very much
4:39:39for chilling with me. Thanks for
4:39:40watching.
4:39:49I'm tired. Yeah. Good night, guys. Bye.
4:40:20Heat. Heat.
4:40:48Heat. Heat.

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