Tbvnks Best Clips Of The Week #1 — Transcript

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1. 0:04why did team Banks cut his hair I've
2. 0:05already explained this and I'm tired of
3. 0:06explaining this okay I went to the
4. 0:08Africans to get my hair braided
5. 0:09everybody know Africans braid hair like
6. 0:10a okay they can braid some God hair so I
7. 0:12go I'm long story short I went to the
8. 0:13Africans I got some cornrows I was
9. 0:14sitting there I'm very tender-headed so
10. 0:16when my hair is short even if my hair's
11. 0:17long I'm sitting like this eyes tearing
12. 0:20up I'm gripping the she the seat weird
13. 0:22right I'm gripping the seat weird
14. 0:23because hurt my scal meat right so she
15. 0:27sitting there she braiding my she going
16. 0:29like that and I told her long story
17. 0:30short I said leave me a little a little
18. 0:32front taper my front taper used to be
19. 0:34like this big my front taper's never
20. 0:35been big sheets gripping the sheets I
21. 0:37mean I me gripping the the arm yo bro
22. 0:39these bro I me gripping the armchair
23. 0:41thing yo these are gay bro oh my God
24. 0:44anyways so she gets to break my and when
25. 0:46I told her give me a front taper right I
26. 0:47knew I was cooked because like I said
27. 0:48she looked at the lady next to me and
28. 0:49said can you say to her cuz I'm not when
29. 0:51she said da I already told y the story I
30. 0:53knew I was cooked because what the does
31. 0:55mean I look at the other lady I start
32. 0:57telling her like yeah give me a little
33. 0:58front taper I show her a picture of my
34. 0:59old and then once she and the lady was
35. 1:00like yeah give she start speaking that
36. 1:01that African I said oh yeah I went home
37. 1:03my braid I couldn't even tell had so
38. 1:05much she put so much grease on it my
39. 1:06braid started like right here in the
40. 1:07middle of my head that one in big ass
41. 1:09tapers that was like this big I said oh
42. 1:11no I immedately took my clippers one
43. 1:12guard with the grain waves I was like
44. 1:14I'm going to go get lock yes I've been
45. 1:16turned off in the middle of it's
46. 1:17happened a couple of times and I'm going
47. 1:18to explain what all know you will
48. 1:21definitely get turned off if you hit the
49. 1:23jump especially in the car right you
50. 1:26hungry if you in the car first of all
51. 1:28I'm already kind s six foot my head hit
52. 1:29the top car my head h on the top of the
53. 1:31uh the little roof right when you get
54. 1:33that cramp right here when you get that
55. 1:36cramp like oh [ __ ] and you got keep
56. 1:37straight like this and I tell you
57. 1:40nothing else matters in that moment the
58. 1:41only time right the only time you can
59. 1:44let that go is if you right there by the
60. 1:46if you you got keep going you got keep
61. 1:47going you got hold get but if you're not
62. 1:51even close I promise you more than
63. 1:53likely so much tension is in that muscle
64. 1:55you may or may not throw that away and
65. 1:57say please get off for me and you need
66. 1:58to stretch that out right you just
67. 2:00stretch that like this hold it like this
68. 2:02start punching that every time I get a
69. 2:04Charlie I'm cooked I'm done I don't want
70. 2:07no butt no more I'm done baby let me
71. 2:09just lay down you suck my meat and more
72. 2:10than likely when you get
73. 2:12a a charlie horse when you when you JP
74. 2:15hey appre when you a charer horse when
75. 2:17you busting when you lay down she start
76. 2:18sucking your meat more than likely that
77. 2:19Char horse is not going to go away so
78. 2:20even when she sucking your meat right
79. 2:21you don't really want girls to know you
80. 2:22have a charer horse so you got start
81. 2:23like moving weird you got to start
82. 2:24having your hips at different angles
83. 2:25like this and start trying to stretch
84. 2:26your leg out so she don't
85. 2:27notice cuz you're not trying to Ru in
86. 2:29the moment bro you moving your leg
87. 2:30different like this and [ __ ] you start
88. 2:31handling you start you start S laying
89. 2:32down different and [ __ ] [ __ ] start
90. 2:33twitting twisting his leg and [ __ ] she
91. 2:35know your [ __ ] leg by the
92. 2:36[ __ ] start tweaking the [ __ ] out fall
93. 2:37the [ __ ] off real talk [ __ ] start
94. 2:39moving [ __ ] start like I must be doing
95. 2:40something good today no [ __ ] my leg
96. 2:41just you start moving and [ __ ] like this
97. 2:43act like she think she going crazy like
98. 2:44no BR [ __ ] leg hurting see this
99. 2:45nigga's gay take off the hat not going
100. 2:46to lie listen to this there's so many
101. 2:48things on the internet there's so many
102. 2:49things on internet he be looking at
103. 2:49right now he could be on FaceTime with a
104. 2:51woman he be looking at some girl toes
105. 2:53some ass or something he hops in another
106. 2:55in a twitch streamer a man a 22y old man
107. 2:57and says please take your hat off and so
108. 2:59just listening to a story about talking
109. 3:00about women y'all see what I mean by
110. 3:01these [ __ ] are I've been turned off
111. 3:04from a cramp and I've also been turned
112. 3:05off just stressing life if I'm
113. 3:08cracking and I start thinking about them
114. 3:09bills need to get
115. 3:11paid you start thinking about your bank
116. 3:13account being overdrawn negative $
117. 3:1733228 oh no no no
118. 3:20no you start cracking that you like hold
119. 3:22on when I tell you bro your smile
120. 3:24instantly
121. 3:26Fades I don't even feel the butt no more
122. 3:28hey y hey he hey all my start iggas
123. 3:32out I don't even feel a button no more
124. 3:34my dling don't feel
125. 3:36good just go [ __ ] move cuz I got to
126. 3:39figure out how going have $2,000 in my
127. 3:40bank account by tomorrow or we're
128. 3:41getting evicted so go and slide above me
129. 3:43matter of fact I don't even want no neck
130. 3:46you stay where you at and let me do my
131. 3:47thing more than likely I'm going to turn
132. 3:49my PS5 on all real [ __ ] know this move
133. 3:50right hereo you turn your PS5 on right
134. 3:53you press X you get to your profile you
135. 3:55set the controller down you got the
136. 3:56headphones on you just listening to the
137. 3:57music staring at the screen you don't
138. 3:59even play the game you're cooked that's
139. 4:01how you know you're cooked up here when
140. 4:03you turn that PS5 on sit there look all
141. 4:06this is how you know you're cooked you
142. 4:07start going you start going to your game
143. 4:08Library like man what should I download
144. 4:09and play it at you put this [ __ ]
145. 4:13down you're
146. 4:16cooked you're you're done the
147. 4:18[ __ ] and the [ __ ] up thing is
148. 4:20bro it's a repeating cycle more than
149. 4:21likely we're insane because we keep
150. 4:22turning the PS5 turn off by itself we'll
151. 4:24turn it back on after 30 minutes turn
152. 4:26off again we'll turn it back on brother
153. 4:27you're cooked goad and pack your bags
154. 4:29cuz when it Le comeing tomorrow come
155. 4:31outside sir please make it easy on
156. 4:32yourself you're done you might as well
157. 4:33put yourself on the plate flip yourself
158. 4:34over put a little seasoning on
159. 4:40yourself CS what's the craziest thing a
160. 4:43girl has said to you a girl's never
161. 4:44really said anything too crazy to me not
162. 4:45really because she knew better than I
163. 4:46mean just been a couple of things um I
164. 4:48think the craziest thing a girl can say
165. 4:49to you right now like as a man is
166. 4:50probably when she be like if she calls
167. 4:51you a [ __ ] I'm trying to tell you if a
168. 4:52girl calls you a [ __ ] bro get out of
169. 4:54there bro I say get out of there bro I
170. 4:55say get out of there I've been called by
171. 4:56a [ __ ] by a girl before I'm not going
172. 4:57to lie it kind of hurts cuz it's like
173. 4:58damn she really have no respect for my
174. 4:59[ __ ] ass no more that's one of the
175. 5:00craziest thing a girl can say to you I
176. 5:01had a girl one time say to me [ __ ] you
177. 5:03[ __ ] while we was driving well she
178. 5:06probably she probably had the right to
179. 5:07say cuz we was driving I said she was
180. 5:08miserable I told her I was like cuz cuz
181. 5:10she we was driving right and this [ __ ]
182. 5:11was in an M3 the old e92 M3 he hit this
183. 5:13turn drifted that [ __ ] I was like I let
184. 5:15me roll the window down we already
185. 5:16arguing I was like yeah I want say some
186. 5:17that [ __ ] she rolled my fingers up in
187. 5:18the jump I had to move them right quick
188. 5:19and I was like don't get mad at me that
189. 5:20you [ __ ] miserable you don't have no
190. 5:20[ __ ] hobbies in life cuz I like cars
191. 5:22and she said [ __ ] [ __ ] you I you but
192. 5:24when she did it though she put the car
193. 5:25she put the car in auto drive we was
194. 5:26driving to Tesla she put the car in auto
195. 5:28drive so that way she could look at me
196. 5:29and say said [ __ ] [ __ ]
197. 5:31you said hold on [ __ ] cuz now about
198. 5:33John Jones your ass but I a do it if a
199. 5:36girl is 18 what body count is considered
200. 5:39high see what I mean I
201. 5:42brother at 18 hey appreciate nobody
202. 5:45account shouldn't be no more
203. 5:47than about three or four cuz you got
204. 5:49think about baby you just started
205. 5:50[ __ ] you legitimately just started
206. 5:52[ __ ] why is your body count
207. 5:56seven see the face I'm
208. 5:58making
209. 6:01you see this
210. 6:02[ __ ] that means I'm disappointed I'm
211. 6:03about to be my last record keep up this
212. 6:04port let's get it y'all see face you're
213. 6:06cook bro is it okay for your girlfriend
214. 6:08brother to low bro you it's never okay
215. 6:10for nobody to low bro you I don't give a
216. 6:11[ __ ] is my girlfriend brother I don't
217. 6:13give a [ __ ] if it's going to be my step
218. 6:15[ __ ] dad [ __ ] I'm 22 years old it's
219. 6:17never okay for nobody to L bro you if if
220. 6:19if if if if if if if if if if if if if
221. 6:21my girlfriend first of all how is your
222. 6:23girlfriend's brother little brown you
223. 6:24how old you is to get little bro because
224. 6:25no [ __ ] no [ __ ] is you bro the moment
225. 6:27a [ __ ] think he can little bro me
226. 6:28especially if I want you related to me
227. 6:29or nothing you sound like a young
228. 6:31niggaer like he be coming to you giving
229. 6:32you nuggets and [ __ ] and making sure
230. 6:32that you doing your homework that's on
231. 6:34you he wouldn't he wouldn't do no [ __ ]
232. 6:35like that to me but it depends on what
233. 6:36you mean he embarrassed your front of
234. 6:36your girl because no [ __ ] going to
235. 6:37embarrass me in front of my girl matter
236. 6:38of fact you I actually had a [ __ ] one
237. 6:40time my worst experience ever getting
238. 6:41embarrassed in front of a girl I
239. 6:42remember it was a strong football [ __ ]
240. 6:43I'm standing right there with my girl
241. 6:44right [ __ ] come behind me he put me in
242. 6:45a choke Cod I'm letting it go CU I'm
243. 6:46like yeah you trying to show off the
244. 6:47scary thing was he didn't let go for at
245. 6:48least 45 seconds man I remember when he
246. 6:50had me in a CH Cod my eyes started going
247. 6:51like this and it started getting black
248. 6:52around my vision I said this [ __ ]
249. 6:53actually has me in a real authentic CH
250. 6:54chod my girl she standing right there
251. 6:56she knew I was trying to play it all but
252. 6:57the [ __ ] was just looking at her phone
253. 6:58cuz I guess she knew he was Hing around
254. 6:59but but the second I was about to pull a
255. 7:00switch out on my book bag end that whole
256. 7:01scene never in your life do no hey
257. 7:02appreciate the sub do no [ __ ] like that
258. 7:03BR this [ __ ] real life had me in the
259. 7:05choold like this he even had the right
260. 7:06technique he was pushing my head for it
261. 7:08I'm like all BR but I start saying all
262. 7:09right bro my eyes started rolling back a
263. 7:10little bit I knew I was cook bro this
264. 7:12[ __ ] put me in a legitimate choco like
265. 7:13a real one and he was playing too
266. 7:14[ __ ] much I'm like oh no I'm about to
267. 7:17go to [ __ ] to sleep I'm like oh [ __ ]
268. 7:18n this [ __ ] got me cooked man these
269. 7:20[ __ ] got a whole bunch of ass F
270. 7:21appreciate the sub that's on you right
271. 7:23don't don't listen I already talked
272. 7:25about this before don't sit on here and
273. 7:26try to embarrass your [ __ ] man your
274. 7:28your boy your boys none of that no
275. 7:29[ __ ] [ __ ] man throwing up random
276. 7:31gang signs you don't even know what you
277. 7:32mean the mean [ __ ] you're not even from
278. 7:34the hood your name is Clarence and
279. 7:36Clarence lives both his parents you're a
280. 7:38civilian why you throwing up gang signs
281. 7:40you raised with both your parents your
282. 7:41mom's a [ __ ] doctor and your dad is a
283. 7:4320-y year electrician with his own
284. 7:44company talking about something I don't
285. 7:46know those was gunshots or
286. 7:48fireworks brother your neighborhood has
287. 7:50been crying free for 25 years your
288. 7:51parents are on a neighborhood watch team
289. 7:52they got matching t-shirts and [ __ ] all
290. 7:54of a sudden you get around [ __ ] about
291. 7:55yeah man I grew up in them churches
292. 7:57man cuz you watch the king v 6
293. 7:59documentary brand appreciate Thea you're
294. 8:01innocent bander you're a regular
295. 8:02civilian you throwing up gang signs you
296. 8:04see these [ __ ] TK do in these [ __ ]
297. 8:05YouTube videos you see what happen to
298. 8:06that stupid [ __ ] he's cook for 75 years
299. 8:08plus you going to make your kids play
300. 8:09sports uh yeah [ __ ] duh why my son
301. 8:11coming home being no [ __ ] ass [ __ ]
302. 8:13talking about something he want he want
303. 8:14to play with Barbies and [ __ ] man if you
304. 8:15don't go outside and toss this [ __ ]
305. 8:16football and this basketball before I
306. 8:17break your neck little [ __ ] zesty is
307. 8:19sports I'm going go wrestling I've
308. 8:21always thought these women these [ __ ]
309. 8:22don't talk to women B I know that I
310. 8:23think the Z Sports is W is wrestling
311. 8:26even in high school I thought that [ __ ]
312. 8:27was gay I ain't never seen a [ __ ] l TX
313. 8:29tys on the draw string y'all grabbing
314. 8:32each other wrestling getting behind the
315. 8:34[ __ ] got by your stomach brother your
316. 8:35cup is on his ass I've never thought to
317. 8:37myself oh I want to wrestle [ __ ] no that
318. 8:40[ __ ] every one of my friends who told me
319. 8:42yeah bro I'm wrestling this year
320. 8:43instantly they was no longer my friend
321. 8:44instantly I let them [ __ ] go cuz you
322. 8:46got to think about it [ __ ] sweaty and
323. 8:47[ __ ] tossing and turning on the mat and
324. 8:50then like they it's just too much I like
325. 8:51to wrestle with [ __ ] why I want to
326. 8:53wrestle with a man Char grabing this man
327. 8:57and nah man
328. 9:00nah nah bro you got your [ __ ] your
329. 9:02print all out and [ __ ] man I yeah no
330. 9:04that's [ __ ] that's some that's some
331. 9:05FR delicious [ __ ] never in my life ra
332. 9:07said I want to wrest oh Story Time how I
333. 9:09got should I do a story time how I got
334. 9:11fired a quick little story time just
335. 9:12appreciate the six month sub I got fired
336. 9:14today s appreciate this sub bro quick
337. 9:17story time all right oh God I got fired
338. 9:19okay quick little story time right I
339. 9:21told you my Discord this that's why I
340. 9:22need 1 th000 Subs yeah [ __ ] I'm CS I'm
341. 9:24about in the P I'm
342. 9:26laughing might start crying this [ __ ]
343. 9:28I'm laughing this [ __ ] homeless
344. 9:31[ __ ] I'm laughing this [ __ ] [ __ ]
345. 9:34[ __ ] I'm
346. 9:35cooked all right but look so basically
347. 9:37what I'm happen is this right so I work
348. 9:39in I work in Tech sales I ain't going to
349. 9:40make it long and some type of [ __ ]
350. 9:41crabberry ass story I work in Tech sales
351. 9:44right boom once I started getting motion
352. 9:45and look the reason I did I hated this
353. 9:47job bro I didn't hate it but I I it used
354. 9:49to make me so [ __ ] mad and the reason
355. 9:50why is this bro them [ __ ] them [ __ ]
356. 9:54would set up meetings for everything BR
357. 9:55we used to have like 10 meetings a
358. 9:56[ __ ] day guns appreciate the sub we
359. 9:58used to have like Mexican man appreciate
360. 9:59up we used to have like 10 meetings a
361. 10:01day bro that [ __ ] used to piss me the
362. 10:02[ __ ] off bro every day we have another
363. 10:03meeting every day we have a meeting
364. 10:04every day we have a meeting I'm like oh
365. 10:05my God BR so boom once I start getting
366. 10:07motion from this from twitch and [ __ ]
367. 10:10like that I start everybody that's in
368. 10:11sales know how sales work right if you
369. 10:13don't provide uh uh uh uh if you don't
370. 10:16provide what's the word I'm looking for
371. 10:17if you don't provide something to the
372. 10:18company when you're in sales you're
373. 10:19going to get rid of your ass it's
374. 10:20Cutthroat in sales especially Tech sales
375. 10:22they going to get rid of you you're
376. 10:23start docking your hours and things of
377. 10:24that nature so boom I wasn't really
378. 10:25giving a [ __ ] uh so basically right I
379. 10:27was working for a company I'm not gonna
380. 10:28say a company name I was working for a
381. 10:29company that you had to call when we was
382. 10:31doing Tech sales we were uh pitching
383. 10:32green waffles appreciate the sub we was
384. 10:34pitching a software to restaurant owners
385. 10:35this is when I knew I stopped caring
386. 10:36about the [ __ ] company I would call I
387. 10:38get owner on the phone and right in the
388. 10:40middle I start thinking about twitch and
389. 10:41I'm in the middle of pitching I just put
390. 10:42my phone in airplane mode I be like yeah
391. 10:43man my name is such and such I was just
392. 10:46I go just like that I said I don't give
393. 10:47a [ __ ] about
394. 10:50that I us just do that [ __ ] every day
395. 10:52bro that's when I knew I stop giving the
396. 10:53[ __ ] about the company I just put my
397. 10:54phone down to hang up I'm not I'm not
398. 10:55[ __ ] that [ __ ] so boom so so uh so so I
399. 10:59used to be a top rep at the company I
400. 11:00can sale right I used to be a top rep of
401. 11:02the company boom so my numbers start
402. 11:04going down exponentially cuz I started
403. 11:05caring about this more Thunder
404. 11:06appreciate stuff I started caring about
405. 11:07this more this more so boom so one day
406. 11:10the [ __ ] called me I mean he let me
407. 11:11know like yo like your numbers are down
408. 11:12you know you're not the quot you hear
409. 11:13your quter things of that nature I said
410. 11:15I don't give a [ __ ] I'm just going to
411. 11:15keep using these [ __ ] with you know
412. 11:16what I'm saying the Bas salary so the
413. 11:18[ __ ] dos my hours and he on my dick I
414. 11:20ain't leaving enough info all this [ __ ]
415. 11:22basically what up happening was this is
416. 11:23when I knew I was cooked at the end of
417. 11:24the day we had to send an email to to
418. 11:26the manager to let like to let your
419. 11:27daily numbers how he call you made how
420. 11:29many owners you pitched how many
421. 11:30meetings you scheduled so I stopped
422. 11:32emailing that [ __ ] for the last 3 days
423. 11:34right and every time I forgot to email
424. 11:36he would immediately he would
425. 11:37immediately let me know yo I missed
426. 11:39email yesterday for the last three days
427. 11:40he didn't say anything so the day I woke
428. 11:41up I said hold on man I might be CED
429. 11:45when he didn't say anything for the last
430. 11:46three days I said yeah this is over with
431. 11:47I said let me go and put myself on the
432. 11:48plate flip myself over P season on
433. 11:52myself CED so boom right so every Friday
434. 11:57we have an attempted pitches meeting
435. 11:58which which means like you had any
436. 11:59attempted pictures that didn't go
437. 12:00through we talk about what happened
438. 12:01things the way to handle objections and
439. 12:02things of that nature so today I'm
440. 12:04seeing I had attempted pictures meeting
441. 12:05the [ __ ] get changed to me I'm G
442. 12:08say his name is G and somebody else I've
443. 12:09never seen the company named a you know
444. 12:12it's a bad sign when it's a random [ __ ]
445. 12:13that youve never seen the meeting I said
446. 12:16oh
447. 12:17[ __ ] I've never once seen this person in
448. 12:19full team meetings this [ __ ] like Nick
449. 12:23[ __ ] Fury you don't know the [ __ ]
450. 12:25this [ __ ] in the background I've
451. 12:27never seen this lady in my entire life
452. 12:29so I said oh [ __ ] I've never seen her in
453. 12:31any full team like the whole company
454. 12:33there where is she coming from so I
455. 12:35joined that I'm thinking like oh maybe
456. 12:36I'm good maybe we doing like you know a
457. 12:38cool little prospective session as soon
458. 12:40as we joined every time he had something
459. 12:41serious to say to me his voice used to
460. 12:42crack he was a very happy guy like yeah
461. 12:44soon as he said something to me today he
462. 12:45was like what's going on man his voice
463. 12:47cracked a little bit I said oh [ __ ] I
464. 12:48said hey how you doing a what's going on
465. 12:50G she was like how you doing and she
466. 12:51instantly said after that you guys mind
467. 12:53if I record the conversation I'm [ __ ]
468. 12:56they've never recorded no conversation
469. 12:57before what she said to me do you mind
470. 12:59if we record the conversation a [ __ ] my
471. 13:01heart inst went in my ass I said it's
472. 13:03coming I knew it was coming when she
473. 13:05instantly turned that Google and look
474. 13:06here's the [ __ ] update she already
475. 13:07turned the Google meet recording on
476. 13:08before I had a chance to even say yes by
477. 13:10the time she said do you mindifi I
478. 13:12already heard the three buttons going I
479. 13:13said oh these [ __ ] got me on camera
480. 13:14I'm in 4k 60 frames per second [ __ ]
481. 13:16start off with uh you know T um you know
482. 13:19you had your daily numbers and things
483. 13:20goals we talked about and unfortunately
484. 13:22um you know you weren't able to hit
485. 13:23those things in the last me or month or
486. 13:25two so um this will conclude uh you know
487. 13:27your sales career with us um he said but
488. 13:29I love everything you told me about you
489. 13:31you know being from DC I learned so much
490. 13:32about you I damn near almost SLA this
491. 13:34[ __ ] mom with my BBC cuz why you trying
492. 13:35to Sugar Cod me at the end right and
493. 13:37here's the thing when they was telling
494. 13:38me this my heart dropped in my ass but I
495. 13:39kind of felt happy I instantly smiled
496. 13:41and I said CU they I was like they don't
497. 13:42know what I'm doing right now I have a
498. 13:44thousand people in a twitch live right
499. 13:46now in the last month and a half put a
500. 13:48[ __ ] them [ __ ] in the chat if you feel
501. 13:49me [ __ ] they don't know what I'm doing
502. 13:51right now I'm ring my salary from that
503. 13:54Tech job on Twitch and and YouTube so if
504. 13:56you feel me put a [ __ ] you [ __ ] in the
505. 13:58chat oh my mom what is they talking
506. 13:59about Max how are you a level five and
507. 14:02you join the Discord today this [ __ ]
508. 14:03has no life this [ __ ] may have no life
509. 14:05this [ __ ] say you ever get scared a
510. 14:06[ __ ] pregnant what you do is she disas
511. 14:07to keep it and not take a plan B that
512. 14:09would never happen to me right because
513. 14:11every time I've never had a pregnancy
514. 14:12scare right I've never had one I'm glad
515. 14:15they time is that up but let me tell you
516. 14:17this I've never had that issue happen to
517. 14:19me then we level to H train come on bro
518. 14:21let's keep this life train going my
519. 14:21[ __ ] a thousand Subs I told you I'm
520. 14:23shpping my beard off let's keep it going
521. 14:24let's get crazy but I already told y
522. 14:26I've never had a situation where I was
523. 14:27scared a [ __ ] was pregnant because I
524. 14:28make [ __ ] po playing bees like
525. 14:31Skittles simple if I even know we
526. 14:34getting that prone bone and
527. 14:36I'm and I'm like oh godamn I know what's
528. 14:38about to happen she talking crazy in my
529. 14:39ear she letting me know fill her ass up
530. 14:41like a cream donut like a Twinkie she
531. 14:43talking crazy telling me don't pull out
532. 14:45you know what I'mma do I'm going to
533. 14:46listen
534. 14:53some and most [ __ ] know when you
535. 14:55really in some good [ __ ] you just you do
536. 14:56a plop down on ass like this you the
537. 14:58plop down
538. 14:59right you thatp in the back n all real
539. 15:00[ __ ] know what talking about you H to
540. 15:01plop down right on her you breae heavy
541. 15:03she get a twitch and this [ __ ] right
542. 15:04after I'm like oh yeah it's CED right
543. 15:07cuz I just let everything I had inside
544. 15:08me just gave it all to her [ __ ] know
545. 15:11what I'm talking about all real [ __ ]
546. 15:12know what I'm talking about after
547. 15:14breaking up with your girlfriend how
548. 15:14long till you wait till you get some
549. 15:15butt [ __ ] I'm getting butt the same
550. 15:17[ __ ] night cuz I broke up with my
551. 15:18girlfriend I'm already stressed I'm
552. 15:20already crying not crying but I already
553. 15:21need to get that [ __ ] on my mind cuz I
554. 15:23don't just date anybody so if I if I
555. 15:26broke up with a girl I'm going to get as
556. 15:28that same I'm already cooked I'm already
557. 15:30[ __ ] cooked how can I send you this
558. 15:31link to show stream it's a picture of
559. 15:32you pause I guess [ __ ] just text me it
560. 15:34[ __ ] you have my number if if if I'm
561. 15:36with a girl we broke up the first thing
562. 15:38I'm doing is going to go get some neck
563. 15:39bro more than likely I was already doing
564. 15:40it during the relationship we on the
565. 15:41path to breaking up anyway so I'm going
566. 15:42go and go handle that I this [ __ ] just
567. 15:43send me yo
568. 15:49bro
569. 15:56what hold on man
570. 16:09bro my shit's not yo bro hold on my [ __ ]
571. 16:11is not slanted bro I have a three head
572. 16:13it just looks like that cuz the camera
573. 16:14angle my [ __ ] is not [ __ ] up youro
574. 16:17bro my [ __ ] is not [ __ ] up I'm trying
575. 16:19to tell you where's my brush hold
576. 16:22on bro my shit's not slanted my [ __ ] is
577. 16:24so straight it looks like a rainbow cuz
578. 16:26the camera hold on you're not listening
579. 16:27why is my voice cracking n about
580. 16:29because the camera is going to make it
581. 16:30look like this because uh the way cuz my
582. 16:32[ __ ] straight and straight across the
583. 16:33camera can't make it look straight
584. 16:34across on camera hold on bro my [ __ ] is
585. 16:37not [ __ ] up I promise y my shit's not
586. 16:38[ __ ] up in real life you like oh this
587. 16:40[ __ ] hairline not [ __ ] up my hairline
588. 16:41is not [ __ ] up I can show yo bro hold
589. 16:43on bro cuz nigas playing with me now see
590. 16:45hold on wait wait wait wait wait no
591. 16:46[ __ ] Ain't About to do that where's
592. 16:46the picture right now nah [ __ ] not
593. 16:48about to play with my top like that bro
594. 16:49my [ __ ] looks the same this is two years
595. 16:57ago
596. 17:05oh no wait wait wait hold on bro I'm
597. 17:07about to find yo bro [ __ ] [ __ ]
598. 17:08trying to play with my top wait wait
599. 17:09wait wait I just took this video
600. 17:10yesterday when I got my cut my [ __ ]
601. 17:12straight
602. 17:14bruh all right I give a [ __ ] I still
603. 17:16more [ __ ] than y'all so I ain't
604. 17:17tripping how about that check the
605. 17:25court who edited this [ __ ] this fast man
606. 17:29this [ __ ] got me looking like a 27 year
607. 17:30old NBA player in a 1972 these [ __ ]
608. 17:32are talking about my hairline BR my [ __ ]
609. 17:33is straight BR look at my [ __ ] my [ __ ]
610. 17:36is literally the same I got this swirl
611. 17:37right here hold on my [ __ ] is if I'm
612. 17:40looking directly at the camera right let
613. 17:42me get my ring light oh hold
614. 17:45on oh wait no I'm good directly at the
615. 17:48camera make sure my head is level my
616. 17:50[ __ ] is literally straight across what
617. 17:52are these [ __ ] talking about there
618. 17:55is I don't give a [ __ ] br
619. 18:00at least even if my [ __ ] is recing I had
620. 18:01a good 22 years of my [ __ ] being
621. 18:02straight if my
622. 18:04shit's damn [ __ ] and my [ __ ] is
623. 18:07retreating retreating I'm stupid and my
624. 18:09[ __ ] is
625. 18:09receding I had a good 22 years I'm going
626. 18:12take my ass to to to to to um
627. 18:15turkey I'm get my I'mma get my [ __ ] I'm
628. 18:17get my [ __ ] right man my [ __ ] not [ __ ]
629. 18:18up though when you [ __ ] see me in person
630. 18:19at the meet and greet the first [ __ ] to
631. 18:20say my [ __ ] is [ __ ] up I'm hit a [ __ ]
632. 18:22with a check right the CH and I'm going
633. 18:23get on video meet and greet but it's
634. 18:25going to be a meat or greet if you say
635. 18:27hey you can't say nothing enough of that
636. 18:27once you like what's good B that's it no
637. 18:29more questions a meet or greet what's in
638. 18:31the Discord man so nigg about to scare
639. 18:32me [ __ ] my [ __ ] is not going to be
640. 18:34straight on the ver on the [ __ ]
641. 18:36camera yo y'all [ __ ] are gay bro y'all
642. 18:39[ __ ] are so gay bro there's so many
643. 18:41things y'all can be looking at right now
644. 18:42y'all looking at the [ __ ] hairline why
645. 18:44TR to go talk to some [ __ ] these
646. 18:46[ __ ] are gay yo bro these [ __ ] are
647. 18:48gay bro on my mom these [ __ ] are gay
648. 18:50bro on my mom these [ __ ] are gay bro
649. 18:53on my mom these [ __ ] are gay bro where
650. 18:55did you take your girlfriend for the
651. 18:56first date [ __ ] I I don't know cuz I for
652. 19:01dates if I'm taking a bit serious I'm
653. 19:02going take her somewhere nice but if not
654. 19:04go and get this McDonald's with a side
655. 19:06of [ __ ] in your throat I'm sorry we're
656. 19:08in the whip want to 10 piece McNugget
657. 19:10meal want to talk in the car put your
658. 19:12feet on my lap let me rub them sure
659. 19:14right after d know what time it is I'm
660. 19:17not taking you serious I'm going to pull
661. 19:19my [ __ ] out simple you know what you're
662. 19:21here to do a sound of what a sound of
663. 19:23cocko in the throat you heard what I
664. 19:27say
665. 19:29if a female cracks you in the jaw are
666. 19:30you swinging back no I'm
667. 19:32not oh I don't want to get cancelled I
668. 19:35don't want to get canceled no I'm not
669. 19:36going to hit no [ __ ] woman back bro
670. 19:37that's insane work now what I will tell
671. 19:39your [ __ ] ass is this if a
672. 19:41woman approaches me with a
673. 19:44weapon me show you what this wisht can
674. 19:46do I would never hit a woman in my life
675. 19:49but I be a [ __ ] ass if you come to me
676. 19:51and my head with a frying pan a gun a
677. 19:55baseball bat a
678. 19:57knife matter of fact I got two switches
679. 20:00what you want to do let's change this
680. 20:02whole scenery up you're not going to
681. 20:03kill me you're not going to threaten my
682. 20:06life at all I got two switches both of
683. 20:10them like that I promise you I'm going
684. 20:12change that whole scener hit me in my
685. 20:14head and try to kill me oh no oh no he
686. 20:18said I'm lying for the [ __ ] I'm lying
687. 20:19for the [ __ ] to let them know they
688. 20:19going to hit me in the head I'm going
689. 20:20hit the one with switch what is this
690. 20:21stupid [ __ ] saying I don't use pickup
691. 20:23lines bro I don't think you should I
692. 20:24feel like you should just should I give
693. 20:25you game one-onone bro you go to a woman
694. 20:28BR listen you from the DMV yes everybody
695. 20:30know this when you go to a woman I feel
696. 20:32like you should just be on some chill
697. 20:33[ __ ] bro what's good Bastion when you go
698. 20:35to a woman bro you just on some chill
699. 20:37[ __ ] and look look look this what you do
700. 20:38right you never want to give a woman you
701. 20:40never want to give a woman a reason to
702. 20:41get out of there and be like and bring
703. 20:42up her man but what you want to do is
704. 20:43you go out to a woman you can say hey
705. 20:45how you doing you know what I'm saying
706. 20:46like I seen you over there I thought you
707. 20:47were very pretty I just want to come
708. 20:48over introduce myself but I don't want
709. 20:49to be disrespectful you got a man or
710. 20:50somebody talking to you know I'm saying
711. 20:51I just want to let you know but if not
712. 20:52I'd like to you know know you a little
713. 20:53bit more she going to be like oh my
714. 20:56God yeah p for the rest of the uh for
715. 20:58the whole stream she's going to say this
716. 20:59[ __ ] is respectful he's saying never
717. 21:01doing that he don't know how to get in
718. 21:03bitch's head these I'm trying to tell y
719. 21:05These [ __ ] be exposed to themselves he
720. 21:06don't know how to get in the [ __ ] head
721. 21:08if a [ __ ] here you be respectful off a
722. 21:09rip like that she going be like okay
723. 21:11this [ __ ] this [ __ ] wearing about my
724. 21:12[ __ ] but don't do
725. 21:14that don't listen don't do that time n
726. 21:17for 60 don't do that if you don't look
727. 21:19good if you know that you can't pull
728. 21:20that but listen you I would say that's a
729. 21:22that's a plastic shot you pull from 40 I
730. 21:24wouldn't do that don't just do that
731. 21:26don't pull that [ __ ] from like that if
732. 21:27you ain't got it like but I'm saying
733. 21:28that's a play that you can use but for
734. 21:30the most part you go to a [ __ ] like hey
735. 21:31you know I'm saying my name is such and
736. 21:32such I just want to talk to you know I'm
737. 21:33saying I thought you was very pretty you
738. 21:34know I'm saying I want disrespectful
739. 21:35nothing just want to get that's all know
740. 21:36you you know what I'm saying and look if
741. 21:37a [ __ ] is not responding to
742. 21:40you if a [ __ ] is not giving you the
743. 21:42time of day talking about something you
744. 21:43know like she's actually responding
745. 21:44asking you questions back you asking
746. 21:45know what you do for work or where you
747. 21:46from or [ __ ] like that for the most part
748. 21:48bro you don't want to talk a [ __ ] ear
749. 21:49off when you first see her you want to
750. 21:50save that for the date or lat
751. 21:51conversation because you think about it
752. 21:52you talk to a [ __ ] and the first thing
753. 21:53you start saying to her is what you do
754. 21:54for work this that the thir you start
755. 21:55asking too many questions you got to
756. 21:56think about it when you go on the date
757. 21:57she there's not going to be nothing to
758. 21:58talk about you already know her [ __ ] is
759. 22:00like conversation so you go on that date
760. 22:03when you go on that date with her that's
761. 22:04when you start talking to the [ __ ] why
762. 22:05don't I have a pimple yeah my skin what
763. 22:07the [ __ ] my skin is bad right now got
764. 22:09when you go on the date that's when you
765. 22:10ask those questions bro you feel what
766. 22:12I'm saying how do you handle rejection
767. 22:13bro you just do you got to realize right
768. 22:15as men we supposed to get rejected you
769. 22:18supposed to get
770. 22:19rejected right if you don't get rejected
771. 22:22that means your game would never get
772. 22:23better with women if you don't get
773. 22:25rejected bro your game would never get
774. 22:26better with women
775. 22:28right and [ __ ] [ __ ] can reject
776. 22:30[ __ ] even if they look good [ __ ]
777. 22:31reject [ __ ] sometimes just for they
778. 22:33Pride you never know she could have just
779. 22:34got rejected by a [ __ ] that she really
780. 22:35wanted seen [ __ ] with a hellc you 17
781. 22:37with the switch and just because she's
782. 22:38upset she could have rejected you just
783. 22:40because you she something going on with
784. 22:41her life and it's for her Pride you got
785. 22:42to realize women are very prideful BR
786. 22:45women are very [ __ ] prideful women
787. 22:46are very
788. 22:47prideful meaning she can reject you even
789. 22:50if she thinks you attractive it's just
790. 22:51going to make her feel better about
791. 22:52herself cuz I literally I've literally
792. 22:54heard women say this [ __ ] asked for my
793. 22:55number he was cute like I actually would
794. 22:56[ __ ] with him but like this no I just
795. 22:58didn't I just didn't do anything what so
796. 23:01you could have you could have been right
797. 23:02there with your with your your husband
798. 23:03demanding your dreams and you reject
799. 23:05rejected this
800. 23:06[ __ ] this [ __ ] might be
801. 23:09stupid you feel what I'm
802. 23:11saying this is stupid this [ __ ] is
803. 23:13stupid oh how many P every before I bus
804. 23:15let finish that now missionary all the
805. 23:17way around I can last she doing regular
806. 23:19Hunchback I can last a good minute R I
807. 23:22can last for a long time regular
808. 23:23missionary I can last for probably about
809. 23:2540 minutes in that position for some
810. 23:26reason don't really make me bust now let
811. 23:28me put you [ __ ] on to this position
812. 23:29that'll cook you every [ __ ] knows this
813. 23:31position right here if a [ __ ] is in m i
814. 23:34mean doggy and lays flat on her
815. 23:37stomach and puts a pillow underneath
816. 23:40that stomach two hands on her back right
817. 23:43here put put your thumbs in the dips of
818. 23:45her back your hands like this you laying
819. 23:48flat and you going crazy it's this angle
820. 23:50the meat that's going straight in like
821. 23:51this more than likely brother you're
822. 23:52about to have
823. 23:53twins the first time I ever did that
824. 23:55position [ __ ] I lasted 30 seconds
825. 23:58that's the position that you get in when
826. 23:59it's taking too long to nut like God
827. 24:00damn [ __ ] turn your ass over you just
828. 24:01push your ass down you start going
829. 24:03insane and let me tell you my pull out
830. 24:08percent my pull out percentage in that
831. 24:11position it's not good spicy appre
832. 24:13appreciate the
833. 24:15sub I'm like I'm like one from [ __ ]
834. 24:1830 on that
835. 24:19[ __ ] because more than [ __ ] start her
836. 24:21like [ __ ] [ __ ] more than likely she's
837. 24:24going to tell you none of her I'm I'm
838. 24:25like old from [ __ ] 35
839. 24:28I don't give a [ __ ] cuz she going to
840. 24:29tell you she said the waiters number is
841. 24:30not fact I'm keep shooting too CU if I
842. 24:32stop shooting that means I was scared to
843. 24:33shoot I didn't think I was going to make
844. 24:33it once I'm in that position you land
845. 24:35flat a lot of times [ __ ] put you in
846. 24:36that position because they're tired of
847. 24:37what's going on I got to hurry up a nut
848. 24:39man turn this [ __ ] over just push your
849. 24:40ass down give it to her appreciate the
850. 24:42sub I'm going insane bro those this
851. 24:45missionar cream team L up lay flood in
852. 24:46her stomach the side go crazy too I'm
853. 24:49not going to lie side she hanging off
854. 24:50the bed right here I'm going to say she
855. 24:52I'm kind of tall see I told you I was
856. 24:53tall bro when she lay on her side legs
857. 24:56together like this and she's looking at
858. 24:58you grabbing you she may even reach up
859. 25:00full auto George I got you you say you
860. 25:01don't give a [ __ ] watch this take this
861. 25:02time out go sit in the corner you don't
862. 25:03have to listen no more if she reaching
863. 25:05up give you listen let me tell what you
864. 25:06[ __ ] on something this is for the
865. 25:07young [ __ ] out there happy girl play
866. 25:08with your nipples man it's a life
867. 25:09changing experience most of these [ __ ]
868. 25:11that be like bro what what what what
869. 25:13what what what is that that's so sus
870. 25:15most of the time the freaky [ __ ] I be
871. 25:16talking about you don't ask for it you
872. 25:18get with a freak [ __ ] that just does it
873. 25:19and it changes your
874. 25:20life oh God he said n that [ __ ] fire he
875. 25:23recognize game game recognize game I've
876. 25:26never told a [ __ ] oh can you lick my
877. 25:27play my ni you get with a freak ass
878. 25:29[ __ ] that know what she doing and she
879. 25:31do some freaky [ __ ] and you first like
880. 25:32who hold on [ __ ] and you like oh hold
881. 25:33on
882. 25:34[ __ ] you start let her do her thing cuz
883. 25:36you I know I I wasn't familiar with your
884. 25:38game I wasn't I didn't know you know how
885. 25:40to do this you sitt here you doing s on
886. 25:42my [ __ ] left nipple I'm about the
887. 25:43bust in 10 seconds he said at this point
888. 25:45just stop [ __ ] raw gang that [ __ ]
889. 25:46gay whoever who in they like is scared
890. 25:49of nothing the [ __ ] that that [ __ ]
891. 25:49might I'm trying to tell you didn't I
892. 25:50tell you every time I start talking
893. 25:51about [ __ ] talking about two or three
894. 25:52[ __ ] that be exposing themselves he
895. 25:54just said with women that I enjoy having
896. 25:55sex with to stop going raw that she you
897. 25:58see what I'm talking about didn't I tell
898. 25:59y'all pay attention to the comments you
899. 26:00see what I'm saying every time everybody
900. 26:03like Dam a plan B stop going
901. 26:05ra hold on man I don't want [ __ ] like
902. 26:09that around me don't even touch me don't
903. 26:10even if I ever SE a person don't dab me
904. 26:11up I'm not going to dab you up every
905. 26:13[ __ ] like yeah bro [ __ ] that happen bro
906. 26:14[ __ ] I know before at this point stop
907. 26:16going
908. 26:21ra and look look at the Emoji he just
909. 26:23sent he just sent that yeah this [ __ ]
910. 26:25and his name is raymon yeah this [ __ ]
911. 26:26gay man n yeah n goe and give him a 10
912. 26:28minute somebody time that [ __ ] out man
913. 26:30I told yall every time bro [ __ ] be
914. 26:32exposing themselves I've never heard a
915. 26:33[ __ ] say stop going raw with
916. 26:37women what did you just
917. 26:40say oh yeah every time we start calling
918. 26:43[ __ ] out everybody start doing Point
919. 26:44emojis and saying their username we
920. 26:45gonna make these [ __ ] feel bad about
921. 26:46themselves everybody go
922. 26:48raymon every time that's what we gonna
923. 26:49start doing raymon every time we call a
924. 26:52[ __ ] Out start pointing at these [ __ ]
925. 26:53we gonna make them feel bad we gonna
926. 26:54make they [ __ ] ass get out of the chat
927. 26:55get out of here rmon you're done I don't
928. 26:58even want you watching me no more he's
929. 26:59done he's cooked yeah we GNA start
930. 27:01exposing [ __ ] like this start exposing
931. 27:03[ __ ] we gonna make [ __ ] get out of
932. 27:05chat [ __ ] don't even want to watch me
933. 27:06no more get your ass out of here [ __ ] I
934. 27:08ain't never heard no [ __ ] like that on
935. 27:09my mama I've never heard a [ __ ] say no
936. 27:10[ __ ] like thatle what's the most down
937. 27:13bad place to crack a
938. 27:14b what a type of question is that how is
939. 27:16it damn bad if you cracking a [ __ ] what
940. 27:18there's no damn bad place he said what's
941. 27:20the most damn bad place to crack a [ __ ]
942. 27:21[ __ ]
943. 27:22nowhere every good place is good to
944. 27:24crack a B I cracked a bit on on a
945. 27:26college campus and Woods like right
946. 27:28behind the bushes I'll crack the
947. 27:32bed my seventh Don tonight but I love
948. 27:34you ony bring a smile to my face you got
949. 27:36a cute nose yeah turn this
950. 27:38[Music]
951. 27:40off do I stop fumbling 10 Z for R and
952. 27:43down terrible
953. 27:56l
954. 27:59[Music]