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  1. 0:00[Music]
  2. 0:06the apocalypse
  3. 0:07doomsday the end of the world it's a
  4. 0:10gloomy subject that many world religions
  5. 0:12have approached
  6. 0:13in christianity the last book of the
  7. 0:15bible the book of revelation
  8. 0:17contains a frightening vision of
  9. 0:18cataclysmic events
  10. 0:20demonic horsemen and even a few
  11. 0:22multi-eyed bible accurate angels for
  12. 0:24good measure
  13. 0:26this book is without doubt the strangest
  14. 0:28and most disturbing book in the whole
  15. 0:30bible
  16. 0:30so naturally it's a topic i had to cover
  17. 0:32on this channel
  18. 0:34you may have heard of the book of
  19. 0:35revelation but may not be so familiar
  20. 0:37with what actually happens in the book
  21. 0:38for example where does the number 666
  22. 0:41fit into all of it
  23. 0:42if you're looking to learn more about
  24. 0:44the biblical apocalypse well
  25. 0:46you're in the right place i've crafted
  26. 0:48together this handy introductory video
  27. 0:50you never know when you might need it
  28. 0:52before we start it's worth noting that
  29. 0:54i'm going to examine the book of
  30. 0:55revelation from a secular
  31. 0:57non-religious perspective the book is
  32. 0:59highly symbolic
  33. 1:00and probably not meant to be taken
  34. 1:01literally so at occasional moments
  35. 1:03throughout the video i'll explain what
  36. 1:05some of the symbolism may mean
  37. 1:06using the interpretations of biblical
  38. 1:08scholars disclaimer out the way
  39. 1:10bring on the apocalypse the word
  40. 1:14apocalypse itself
  41. 1:15comes from the greek and it literally
  42. 1:17means to uncover something
  43. 1:19that's actually why it's called the book
  44. 1:20of revelation it's all to do with
  45. 1:22something being revealed
  46. 1:24in this case the end of the world
  47. 1:26there's a rich history of these
  48. 1:27apocalypses in the old testament
  49. 1:29but they don't necessarily have anything
  50. 1:30to do with the end times sometimes
  51. 1:32they're just these
  52. 1:33startling visions of the otherworldly
  53. 1:35like a glimpse of god's throne in the
  54. 1:37book of ezekiel
  55. 1:38or a dream featuring four strange beasts
  56. 1:40in the book of daniel
  57. 1:41the book of revelation is from the
  58. 1:43perspective of a guy called john
  59. 1:45we don't know much about this character
  60. 1:47it's not the same john who baptized
  61. 1:48people in the jordan
  62. 1:49nor is it the same person who wrote the
  63. 1:51fourth gospel no
  64. 1:52this is an entirely different john it
  65. 1:55turns out that there's a lot of people
  66. 1:56called john in the bible
  67. 1:58in fact some scholars believe that this
  68. 2:00particular john might not have existed
  69. 2:02at all
  70. 2:03like most books in the bible the book of
  71. 2:05revelation was written
  72. 2:06and edited by anonymous authors and so
  73. 2:08john may have been a pseudonym
  74. 2:10scholars say that the oldest part of the
  75. 2:12book was probably written around 65 ce
  76. 2:15during the reign of emperor nero and may
  77. 2:17have reached its final form
  78. 2:18at around 95 ce during the reign of
  79. 2:21emperor domitian
  80. 2:22both of these emperors particularly the
  81. 2:24first one emprenero were known for their
  82. 2:26brutal persecutions of early christians
  83. 2:28a significant detail in order to
  84. 2:29understand the worldview behind the book
  85. 2:31of revelation
  86. 2:32it was written in a frightening time for
  87. 2:33these first christians and their
  88. 2:35anxieties were captured on the pages
  89. 2:37containing a frightening collection of
  90. 2:38visions about the end of the world
  91. 2:40let's turn to the contents of the vision
  92. 2:42itself
  93. 2:46we start off in the idyllic greek island
  94. 2:48of patmos where our main character jon
  95. 2:51has been exiled
  96. 2:52behind him he suddenly hears a booming
  97. 2:54voice calling his name
  98. 2:56he turns around only to see a spectral
  99. 2:58figure bathed in bright light
  100. 3:00surrounded by seven golden lamp stands
  101. 3:03this unnamed person
  102. 3:04who some believe to be jesus himself has
  103. 3:06a very strange appearance
  104. 3:08he is enrobed in white with eyes like
  105. 3:10fire and protruding from his mouth is a
  106. 3:13sharp
  107. 3:14two-edged sword yes this description is
  108. 3:17in the text and trust me
  109. 3:18it's not the strangest we've yet to see
  110. 3:20this strange figure tells jon to write
  111. 3:22to the seven churches
  112. 3:24dotted across the mediterranean to give
  113. 3:26them a heads up about what's about to go
  114. 3:27down
  115. 3:28once he does so jon is immediately
  116. 3:30whisked up into heaven
  117. 3:31from there john gives a spectacular
  118. 3:33account of everything he sees
  119. 3:36in front of him is a giant throne with
  120. 3:3824 smaller thrones surrounding it
  121. 3:40the central throne is so bright
  122. 3:42glistening like many precious stones
  123. 3:44that he can't actually make out the
  124. 3:45figure sitting on it but we can safely
  125. 3:47assume that it's meant to be god himself
  126. 3:50but his attention is quickly drawn to
  127. 3:52four strange
  128. 3:53multi-eyed beasts that are floating
  129. 3:55around near the throne
  130. 3:56although the bible calls them simply
  131. 3:58living creatures you may already be
  132. 4:00familiar with them as
  133. 4:01bible accurate angels good friends of
  134. 4:03the channel at this point
  135. 4:05here's a description he gives of them
  136. 4:07around the throne
  137. 4:08and on each side of the throne are four
  138. 4:10living creatures
  139. 4:12full of eyes in front and behind the
  140. 4:15first living creature is like a lion
  141. 4:17the second living creature is like an ox
  142. 4:20the third living creature
  143. 4:21with a face like a human face and the
  144. 4:24fourth living creature
  145. 4:25like a flying eagle all four living
  146. 4:28creatures
  147. 4:28each of them with six wings are full of
  148. 4:30eyes all around
  149. 4:32and inside day and night without ceasing
  150. 4:35they sing
  151. 4:42a very strange description indeed a
  152. 4:44winged lion
  153. 4:46ox humanoid and eagle covered in eyes
  154. 4:48from head to toe
  155. 4:50and singing praises to god eternally but
  156. 4:52this point you may have already watched
  157. 4:54my video on bible accurate angels and
  158. 4:56you may be familiar with these creatures
  159. 4:57in the book of ezekiel in the old
  160. 4:59testament
  161. 5:00they feature in a magnificent vision the
  162. 5:02hebrew prophet gives of god's heavenly
  163. 5:04throne
  164. 5:05in that video i suggested that they
  165. 5:06likely developed from the mesopotamian
  166. 5:08cherubim
  167. 5:09known as lamasu sadly however there are
  168. 5:12none of those wheels with eyes
  169. 5:14known as ophenim to be found in this
  170. 5:16account
  171. 5:17not much else is said about these four
  172. 5:19eldritch hybrids other than this
  173. 5:21although some have interpreted their
  174. 5:23multi eyes as a symbol of god's
  175. 5:25all-seeing nature
  176. 5:27others see it to be deliberately creepy
  177. 5:29now i don't know about you
  178. 5:31but i certainly see why they think this
  179. 5:34after his description of the four living
  180. 5:36creatures
  181. 5:36next before jon comes another strange
  182. 5:39beast it is described as looking like a
  183. 5:41lamb
  184. 5:42although it has seven horns and seven
  185. 5:44eyes
  186. 5:45because of course it does it also looks
  187. 5:47like it's been slain
  188. 5:48because of this many associate this
  189. 5:51being with jesus
  190. 5:52who is sometimes called the lamb of god
  191. 5:54whatever it is
  192. 5:55the lamb creature holds in its hooves a
  193. 5:57large scroll with seven wax seals
  194. 6:00with this the apocalypse is truly
  195. 6:03underway
  196. 6:04when the first seal is broken out comes
  197. 6:06a man on a white horse
  198. 6:07wielding a bow and wearing a crown this
  199. 6:10is the embodiment of conquest the first
  200. 6:13of the four horsemen of the apocalypse
  201. 6:16seal two is broken and out comes a
  202. 6:18horseman a strider red horse
  203. 6:20holding a large sword this is the
  204. 6:22horseman of war
  205. 6:24kinda similar to conquest in my opinion
  206. 6:26but whatever
  207. 6:27cl3 is broken and out comes a rider on a
  208. 6:30black horse
  209. 6:30holding weighing scales this is the
  210. 6:33horseman of
  211. 6:34famine finally the fourth seal is broken
  212. 6:36and out comes a rider on a pale horse
  213. 6:39the embodiment of death itself with four
  214. 6:42of the seven seals broken
  215. 6:43the lamb creature hands the four
  216. 6:45horsemen a quarter of the earth's
  217. 6:47population to destroy
  218. 6:49either through violence famine
  219. 6:51pestilence or death
  220. 6:52okay so there are three seals left and
  221. 6:55three unpleasant events
  222. 6:57left to transpire luckily seal five is a
  223. 6:59bit of a dud
  224. 7:00nothing really happens other than the
  225. 7:02souls of the martyrs are given nice
  226. 7:04white robes
  227. 7:05and told to wait around a bit for the
  228. 7:06final judgment but when seal six is open
  229. 7:09things get really nasty for people on
  230. 7:11earth no sooner than the seal is broken
  231. 7:13and there is a giant earthquake an
  232. 7:15earthquake so large that
  233. 7:17quote every mountain and island was
  234. 7:19removed from its place
  235. 7:20if we take this literally this kind of
  236. 7:22earthquake would far surpass the
  237. 7:24magnitudes of the biggest recorded
  238. 7:26earthquakes
  239. 7:26like the 1960 valladiva earthquake in
  240. 7:28chile that measured
  241. 7:309.5 on the richter scale such a large
  242. 7:32earthquake would be particularly bad
  243. 7:34news for anyone living on tectonic fault
  244. 7:36lines
  245. 7:37as well as a cataclysmic earthquake the
  246. 7:39sixth seal would also make the sky turn
  247. 7:41black
  248. 7:42were it to happen perpetual darkness
  249. 7:44would be devastating for earth
  250. 7:46especially for plant life which requires
  251. 7:48sunlight to perform photosynthesis
  252. 7:50interestingly such events have actually
  253. 7:52happened before and are often caused by
  254. 7:54major volcanic eruptions
  255. 7:56in 536 ce during a period of european
  256. 7:59history
  257. 7:59aptly known as the dark ages a giant
  258. 8:01volcanic eruption believed to be from
  259. 8:03indonesia
  260. 8:04triggered what is known as a volcanic
  261. 8:06winter this is when vast quantities of
  262. 8:08volcanic ash
  263. 8:09enter the atmosphere dimming the
  264. 8:11sunlight and causing rapid cooling
  265. 8:13writing from constantinople in 536
  266. 8:16byzantine historian procopius wrote that
  267. 8:18quote during this year a most dreaded
  268. 8:20portent took place
  269. 8:22for the sun gave forth its light without
  270. 8:24brightness
  271. 8:25and it seemed exceedingly like the sun
  272. 8:27in eclipse
  273. 8:28for the beams it shed were not clear
  274. 8:30other contemporary writers as far away
  275. 8:32as ireland have attested to the same
  276. 8:34extreme weather indicating that this
  277. 8:36phenomenon may have been widespread at
  278. 8:38the time
  279. 8:38and that the earth was indeed in a
  280. 8:40volcanic winter if giant earthquakes and
  281. 8:42volcanic winters were not enough
  282. 8:44the sixth seal also describes how quote
  283. 8:47the stars of the sky fell to earth
  284. 8:50now if an actual star collided with the
  285. 8:53earth then that really began over as
  286. 8:55earth would be engulfed into a much
  287. 8:56larger ball
  288. 8:57of flame and plasma it is more likely
  289. 9:00therefore that the author is referring
  290. 9:01to a meteor shower
  291. 9:03often these are quite harmless earth
  292. 9:05orbits through many space rocks every
  293. 9:06day
  294. 9:07resulting in beautiful shooting stars
  295. 9:09things get dangerous however when these
  296. 9:11rocks are big enough to not fully burn
  297. 9:13up in the atmosphere
  298. 9:14one such occasion was the tunguska event
  299. 9:16in 1908 where a meteoroid of an
  300. 9:18estimated 100 meters
  301. 9:20landed in eastern siberia flattening the
  302. 9:23surrounding forest of up to 2
  303. 9:25100 square kilometers that's 830 square
  304. 9:27miles
  305. 9:28being in siberia the land was sparsely
  306. 9:30populated so only three people were
  307. 9:32believed to have been killed had this
  308. 9:34landed on a city in 1908
  309. 9:36then it would have been truly
  310. 9:37catastrophic seal six is pretty brutal
  311. 9:40mega earthquakes perpetual darkness and
  312. 9:43meteorite impacts
  313. 9:44but there is one more seal left the
  314. 9:46seventh seal
  315. 9:47fortunately just like seal five seal
  316. 9:49seven doesn't bring too much calamity
  317. 9:51the book simply says
  318. 9:52quote there was a silence in heaven for
  319. 9:54about half an hour
  320. 9:56perhaps the multi-eyed living creatures
  321. 9:58from earlier can finally get a break
  322. 9:59from singing god's praises
  323. 10:05you would have thought that the seven
  324. 10:06seals were enough to end earth
  325. 10:08more bad things are on the way almost as
  326. 10:11soon as the seventh seal is opened
  327. 10:13out come seven angels holding seven
  328. 10:15trumpets
  329. 10:16now you've probably noticed that the
  330. 10:17number seven appears quite a bit
  331. 10:19in the book of revelation seven golden
  332. 10:21lamp stands seven seals
  333. 10:23now seven trumpets the number seven is a
  334. 10:25significant one throughout the bible
  335. 10:27for example in the book of genesis it
  336. 10:29reportedly took seven days to create the
  337. 10:31universe
  338. 10:32in the ancient world this number seven
  339. 10:33was often regarded as the number of
  340. 10:36completion the idea that the number
  341. 10:38seven was a special number
  342. 10:39carried on into later christian
  343. 10:41tradition where you also get the seven
  344. 10:43deadly sins
  345. 10:44which by the way is another topic i've
  346. 10:46covered on the channel
  347. 10:47forget what you've seen about cute
  348. 10:49angels with sweet little trumpets
  349. 10:51these seven trumpets are about to
  350. 10:52destroy the earth
  351. 10:54it's about to get dark and in the case
  352. 10:55of trumpet fall quite literally
  353. 10:57let's quickly rattle off what each
  354. 10:58trumpet does trumpet one causes fire and
  355. 11:01hail to rain down on the earth
  356. 11:03wildfires soon rage on the planet and a
  357. 11:06third of earth's vegetation gets burnt
  358. 11:08up
  359. 11:08trumpet two sounds and a great
  360. 11:10mountain-sized object falls into the sea
  361. 11:13turning a third of the oceans into blood
  362. 11:15it also kills a third of the innocent
  363. 11:17sea creatures
  364. 11:18which is pretty sad trumpet three plays
  365. 11:20and a star
  366. 11:21falls from heaven and lands onto the
  367. 11:23earth's rivers the star is even given a
  368. 11:25name
  369. 11:26wormwood this is actually a type of
  370. 11:28semi-poisonous herb
  371. 11:29also known as mugwort which makes sense
  372. 11:31in the book of revelation
  373. 11:32because wormwood contaminates all the
  374. 11:34world's fresh water supplies
  375. 11:36making it bitter and toxic trumpet four
  376. 11:39toots and the third of the sun goes out
  377. 11:42shrouding the planet in darkness we seem
  378. 11:44to have already had this one already
  379. 11:46back in the sixth seal this discrepancy
  380. 11:48has led some scholars to suggest that a
  381. 11:50different author is writing here
  382. 11:52perhaps unaware of the previous
  383. 11:53destruction wrought by the seven seals
  384. 11:56trumpet five in my opinion is the
  385. 11:58strangest of them all
  386. 12:00an angel descends to earth with a big
  387. 12:01key the key opens a large trap tall to a
  388. 12:04bottomless pit
  389. 12:05and out of the pit comes a thick black
  390. 12:07smoke that eclipses whatever sunlight
  391. 12:09was left
  392. 12:10then out of the dense fumes emerged
  393. 12:12giant locusts that swarm and cause
  394. 12:14plagues all over the earth
  395. 12:16now these aren't just any giant locusts
  396. 12:18they are book of revelation giant
  397. 12:20locusts
  398. 12:20and so they're given a very disturbing
  399. 12:22description here goes
  400. 12:24they have human faces and long flowing
  401. 12:26hair they wear armor and have little
  402. 12:28crowns on their head
  403. 12:29oh also they have lions teeth and giant
  404. 12:31scorpion stingers
  405. 12:32because again why not these creatures
  406. 12:35are given the instruction to sting
  407. 12:37people
  408. 12:37but not enough to kill them in fact it
  409. 12:40says that people will be unable to die
  410. 12:42during this time
  411. 12:43no matter how much they might wish to
  412. 12:45this is absolute
  413. 12:46nightmare fuel but there are still two
  414. 12:48trumpets to go trumpet six is sounded
  415. 12:50and four angels are released to kill a
  416. 12:52third of humankind
  417. 12:54all of whom helped to exterminate a
  418. 12:56third of human's population
  419. 12:58the final trumpet trumpet seven doesn't
  420. 13:00cause any destruction
  421. 13:02instead there's a little hymn for those
  422. 13:04in heaven and a few flashes of lightning
  423. 13:06here and there but no major destruction
  424. 13:08on earth
  425. 13:09at this point i'd imagine that the world
  426. 13:11is practically unlivable
  427. 13:12i'm starting to think that calling this
  428. 13:14video a survival guide
  429. 13:15might seem a bit pointless the water has
  430. 13:18turned into blood
  431. 13:19things are on fire there's no sunlight
  432. 13:21anymore and there are giant manticore
  433. 13:22looking locusts
  434. 13:23stinging people the book of revelation
  435. 13:26has really gone to town in painting the
  436. 13:28most disastrous picture possible
  437. 13:30believe it or not there are still yet
  438. 13:31more troubles to come but in the form of
  439. 13:34three giant monsters
  440. 13:39up first is a giant red dragon with
  441. 13:42seven heads
  442. 13:43and ten horns so two of the seven heads
  443. 13:46have two horns each the ten of the
  444. 13:48dragon
  445. 13:49is so large that when it sweeps it
  446. 13:51apparently casts a third of the stars
  447. 13:53down
  448. 13:54we find out that the red dragon is satan
  449. 13:57himself
  450. 13:57who is suddenly attacked and defeated by
  451. 13:59the archangel michael
  452. 14:01dragon satan gets booted out of heaven
  453. 14:03and throws down to earth
  454. 14:05and the land swallows him up after this
  455. 14:07strange little episode
  456. 14:08comes the main attraction the two
  457. 14:10so-called beasts
  458. 14:13the first beast comes out from the sea
  459. 14:15this first beast has the shape of a
  460. 14:17leopard
  461. 14:17it's got feet like a bear and a mouth
  462. 14:19like a lime it's got multiple heads
  463. 14:21and no surprises that there are seven of
  464. 14:23them like the dragon
  465. 14:25it's got 10 horns with a diadem on each
  466. 14:27of those horns
  467. 14:28one of the heads however looks to be
  468. 14:29wounded once coming up from the sea
  469. 14:32this beast goes around bad-mouthing god
  470. 14:34and saying all kinds of blasphemies the
  471. 14:36survivors on earth
  472. 14:37and yes apparently there are survivors
  473. 14:39all start to worship this monster
  474. 14:41then suddenly the earth opens up and
  475. 14:44another strange beast
  476. 14:45comes out from the ground compared with
  477. 14:47the first beast the description is
  478. 14:49lacking a bit all we get is that it has
  479. 14:51two horns like a lamb but speaks like a
  480. 14:53dragon
  481. 14:53and that's really it this beast goes
  482. 14:55around telling the inhabitants of earth
  483. 14:57how great beast number one is and
  484. 14:59performs a bunch of magic tricks to
  485. 15:01prove it's legit
  486. 15:02the character is later known as the
  487. 15:04false prophet although you may be
  488. 15:06familiar with the name used for it in
  489. 15:07other christian texts
  490. 15:08the antichrist literally meaning the
  491. 15:11anti-messiah
  492. 15:12so should you choose to believe in this
  493. 15:14monster it's bad news for you
  494. 15:16this beast goes around and writes a
  495. 15:18specific number on the four heads of
  496. 15:20idolatrous
  497. 15:21the famous mark of the beast the number
  498. 15:24666
  499. 15:26what is significant about this number
  500. 15:28666
  501. 15:29well many biblical scholars have
  502. 15:31suggested that it's a code
  503. 15:32for the tyrannical emperor nero you see
  504. 15:35in the classical world there was this
  505. 15:37practice of assigning letters to numbers
  506. 15:39it's known as gematria hebrew letters
  507. 15:41had this system
  508. 15:42too and if you spell out emprenero in
  509. 15:44hebrew they add up to the number
  510. 15:47six six six some of the oldest versions
  511. 15:50of the book of revelation
  512. 15:51like this papyrus manuscript found at
  513. 15:53oxyrinkus in egypt
  514. 15:55have the number 616 gemitrius still
  515. 15:58works here just for a different spelling
  516. 15:59of nero's name
  517. 16:01interestingly the book of revelation
  518. 16:03says that in order to buy and sell
  519. 16:04things
  520. 16:05you need to show the mark of the beast
  521. 16:07as with today's currencies
  522. 16:09roman coins often featured the head of
  523. 16:11the head of state
  524. 16:12in this case the emperor so in order to
  525. 16:14barter and trade
  526. 16:15you need to show the mark of the beast
  527. 16:17i.e the emperor nero's face
  528. 16:19on coinage this interpretation is
  529. 16:21further supported by the greek word for
  530. 16:23mark
  531. 16:24as in mark of the beast which is haragma
  532. 16:27and it's most commonly used to refer to
  533. 16:29the imprinting of coins
  534. 16:31what's the emperor nero got to do with
  535. 16:32the beast well empreniero who ruled from
  536. 16:3554
  537. 16:36to 68 ce was responsible for a number of
  538. 16:39infamous christian persecutions early
  539. 16:41christians refused to worship the
  540. 16:43emperor
  541. 16:43who in the imperial cult was a divine
  542. 16:46figure instead they held that their
  543. 16:48exclusive belief was in god the god of
  544. 16:50israel
  545. 16:51this enraged many a roman emperor
  546. 16:53especially nero
  547. 16:54who attempted to persecute them out of
  548. 16:56existence he even blamed the great fire
  549. 16:59of rome
  550. 16:59on the christians and contemporary
  551. 17:01writers wrote harrowing accounts of all
  552. 17:03the suffering this emperor inflicted
  553. 17:05such as throwing christians to lions as
  554. 17:06a result nera especially became a symbol
  555. 17:09of evil
  556. 17:10so when the book of revelation is
  557. 17:12talking about people worshiping the
  558. 17:14beast
  559. 17:14it refers to the practice of worshiping
  560. 17:16the emperor all this is done in code
  561. 17:18those who bear the mark 666 in other
  562. 17:21words nero will be condemned to suffer
  563. 17:23for all eternity
  564. 17:28whilst the earth is under the dominion
  565. 17:30of these strange beasts slash roman
  566. 17:32emperors
  567. 17:33up in heaven the angels are preparing
  568. 17:35the final phase of destruction
  569. 17:37we've had seven seals seven trumpets and
  570. 17:40now we've got
  571. 17:41seven bowls these bowls are said to be
  572. 17:43full of god's wrath
  573. 17:45whatever that entails either way the
  574. 17:47bowls work in a similar way to the seals
  575. 17:50and trumpets
  576. 17:50when they're poured onto the earth bad
  577. 17:52things happen here we go again
  578. 17:54final one this time bowl one is poured
  579. 17:56onto the earth and painful swords and
  580. 17:58boils form on all the people who wear
  581. 18:00the mark of the beast on their forehead
  582. 18:02bowl two causes the whole sea now to
  583. 18:04turn into blood
  584. 18:05no longer just a third of it bowl three
  585. 18:08causes all the fresh water
  586. 18:09the lakes and the rivers to turn to
  587. 18:11blood yep lots of blood in this passage
  588. 18:13balfour
  589. 18:14causes the sun's heat to intensify
  590. 18:16scorching people on earth badly
  591. 18:18bowl 5 causes the kingdom of the beast
  592. 18:21to go dark
  593. 18:22and political instability ensues some
  594. 18:25have seen this as a reference to the
  595. 18:26fall of the roman empire
  596. 18:28bowl six causes the river euphrates
  597. 18:30that's in modern day iraq
  598. 18:32to dry up later the world's armies all
  599. 18:34assemble
  600. 18:35and do battle at a place known as
  601. 18:36armageddon fun fact
  602. 18:38the hebrew word for armageddon is ha
  603. 18:40megiddo referring to mount megiddo in
  604. 18:43northern israel
  605. 18:44over time ha megiddo shifted to
  606. 18:46armageddon and because of the book of
  607. 18:48revelation
  608. 18:48it became another name for the
  609. 18:50apocalypse bowl 7 is your classic book
  610. 18:53of revelation business
  611. 18:54lightning hailstones and a massive
  612. 18:56earthquake which destroys the city of
  613. 18:58babylon
  614. 18:58however where babylon was the great city
  615. 19:00of evil in the old testament
  616. 19:02by the time of the new testament being
  617. 19:04written the city of babylon had long
  618. 19:06been deserted
  619. 19:06having been conquered by the persians
  620. 19:08some 500 years before
  621. 19:10so instead many believe that babylon is
  622. 19:12a reference to the capital city of the
  623. 19:14empire
  624. 19:15rome again it's another example of the
  625. 19:18book of revelation speaking in code
  626. 19:24after a third and final round of
  627. 19:26devastation which
  628. 19:27seems to me a tad excessive the vision
  629. 19:30in the book of revelations begins to
  630. 19:31near its end
  631. 19:32in fact the whole thing wraps up pretty
  632. 19:34quickly without much of a struggle
  633. 19:36the first and second beast are captured
  634. 19:38by the armies of god
  635. 19:40and are kicked into quote a lake of fire
  636. 19:42that burns with sulphur
  637. 19:44which is probably a reference to hell
  638. 19:46then the giant multi-headed dragon
  639. 19:48which is satan is locked up in the pit
  640. 19:50too and is sealed for 1 000 years
  641. 19:52in this intermission jesus comes down to
  642. 19:55rule the earth
  643. 19:56until things pick up again well time
  644. 19:58flies
  645. 19:591 000 years pass and satan is released
  646. 20:02it's now time for the epic final
  647. 20:04showdown or biblical proportions
  648. 20:06however the serious finale of the bible
  649. 20:08is a bit anti-climactic
  650. 20:10all that happens is a shoot of fire zips
  651. 20:12down from heaven and engulfs the evil
  652. 20:14army
  653. 20:14satan and all his monsters are cast into
  654. 20:17the lake of fire and sulfur to join the
  655. 20:18beasts
  656. 20:19and his evil influence finally comes to
  657. 20:21an end
  658. 20:23the book of revelation draws to a close
  659. 20:25and we get the bible's happy ending
  660. 20:27a vision of something called the new
  661. 20:29jerusalem it's a description of a
  662. 20:31wondrous new city
  663. 20:32made of solid gold our protagonist john
  664. 20:35goes to great lengths to describe its
  665. 20:37dimensions
  666. 20:37and it turns out that the new jerusalem
  667. 20:40is one giant
  668. 20:41cube its length width and height are 12
  669. 20:44000 stadia which is 2 220 kilometers
  670. 20:47that's 1
  671. 20:48380 miles in this city god jesus
  672. 20:52all the do-gooders and all the
  673. 20:53multi-eyed creatures live in perpetual
  674. 20:55harmony
  675. 20:56it is this vision of a strange sci-fi
  676. 20:58construction
  677. 20:59that the book of revelation closes with
  678. 21:02and with it
  679. 21:02the entire bible comes to an end
  680. 21:07so without a doubt the book of
  681. 21:08revelation is the strangest book in the
  682. 21:10bible
  683. 21:11finishing it off in a maelstrom of fire
  684. 21:13earthquakes
  685. 21:14eldritch creatures chaos and calamity if
  686. 21:17such an event were to take place
  687. 21:19it looks to be a pretty unpleasant
  688. 21:21affair in such a complex and intricate
  689. 21:23book of the bible i haven't managed to
  690. 21:25explore everything this strange book has
  691. 21:27to offer
  692. 21:27just the main story beats if you'd like
  693. 21:29me to cover any aspects that have
  694. 21:31interested you in this video
  695. 21:32do write them down in the comments below
  696. 21:34a theme across this book
  697. 21:35and many other new testament texts is
  698. 21:37that jesus will return
  699. 21:38and bring with him the second coming and
  700. 21:40a fiery cataclysm
  701. 21:42the very first communities of christians
  702. 21:43believe such an event would happen in
  703. 21:45their lifetime but when it never came to
  704. 21:47pass
  705. 21:47the hope was transferred to generations
  706. 21:49after them and so on
  707. 21:51until the present day throughout history
  708. 21:53theologians and everyday folk have
  709. 21:55attempted to figure out when the
  710. 21:56apocalypse will happen
  711. 21:58and whether there'll be any warning
  712. 21:59signs that hint that is on its way
  713. 22:01often as in always they get it
  714. 22:04spectacularly wrong
  715. 22:05and occasionally embarrass themselves in
  716. 22:06the process just like pope sylvester
  717. 22:08feared that the year 1000 would mark the
  718. 22:10end of the world some worried that the
  719. 22:12year 2000 would too
  720. 22:14in fear of the y2k where computers would
  721. 22:17cease to function
  722. 22:18causing a global technological meltdown
  723. 22:20more recently
  724. 22:212012 was seen as a good year for the
  725. 22:23apocalypse misplaced fears about the
  726. 22:25mayan calendar
  727. 22:26led some to believe that the earth was
  728. 22:28on a collision course with the
  729. 22:29fictitious planet nibiru
  730. 22:31just as the mayan calendar continued the
  731. 22:33gregorian calendar continued
  732. 22:35and we're still here today to my mind i
  733. 22:38doubt that anyone can ever predict when
  734. 22:39the end of the world is going to happen
  735. 22:41so for now we can relax people have got
  736. 22:44it wrong in the past
  737. 22:45so let's hope they'll continue to get it
  738. 22:46wrong in the future
  739. 22:50hey thanks for watching this video
  740. 22:52really hope you enjoyed this one is an
  741. 22:53absolute blast to make
  742. 22:55if you like this kind of stuff
  743. 22:56especially this longer form video when i
  744. 22:58subscribe
  745. 22:59a like and a comment also go a really
  746. 23:01long way after a bit of pause and
  747. 23:03uploads to finish off my university
  748. 23:04dissertation
  749. 23:05i'm glad to say that i've graduated
  750. 23:08thank you all for your patience
  751. 23:09more videos to come i promise i have
  752. 23:11plenty of videos that i've been itching
  753. 23:13to make anyway
  754. 23:14i look forward to seeing you next time
  755. 23:16[Music]
  756. 23:20goodbye
  757. 23:22you

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