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Stephen Gets A Straight Answer Out Of Donald Rumsfeld — Transcript

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  1. 0:00>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.
  2. 0:02WE'RE BACK WITH DONALD RUMSFELD.
  3. 0:05OKAY, SECRETARY RUMSFELD, DONALD RUMSFELD, ARE YOU EVER UPSET
  4. 0:09THAT NOW THERE IS ANOTHER DONALD OUT THERE WHO IS EVEN MORE
  5. 0:14FAMOUS THAN YOU ABOUT NOT APOLOGIZING FOR ANYTHING?
  6. 0:19BECAUSE HE WILL NOT BACK DOWN FROM ANYTHING HE'S EVER SAID.
  7. 0:22DO YOU-- DOES HE STRIKE YOU AS A COMMANDER IN CHIEF?
  8. 0:26>> I DON'T KNOW HIM.
  9. 0:28I'VE NEVER MET HIM.
  10. 0:28>> Stephen: REALLY?
  11. 0:30>> WHAT STRIKES ME ABOUT HIM IS THAT HE'S-- I CAN'T IMAGINE HOW
  12. 0:35BERNIE SANDERS AND DONALD TRUMP CAN PULL CROWDS OF 20,000 PEOPLE
  13. 0:42TO AN EVENT TO HEAR THEM SPEAK.
  14. 0:44PRESIDENTS DON'T DO THAT.
  15. 0:46VICE PRESIDENTS DON'T DO THAT.
  16. 0:47>> Stephen: I THINK THEY'RE APPEALING ON AN EMOTIONAL LEVEL.
  17. 0:50PEOPLE ARE VERY FRUSTRATED WITH WHAT IS GOING ON IN WASHINGTON
  18. 0:52AND WHETHER OR NOT YOU AGREE WITH WHAT EITHER MAN IS SAYING,
  19. 0:55THEY'RE SAYING I AGREE WITH YOU.
  20. 0:57WE HAVE TO CHANGE THE STATUS QUO IN SOME WAYS.
  21. 0:59>> I THINK YOU ARE PROBABLY RIGHT.
  22. 1:01THEY ARE TOUCHING A NERVE SOMEWHERE.
  23. 1:02>> Stephen: DOES THE SECRETARY OF DEFENSE AFFECT POLICY OR
  24. 1:06IMPLEMENT POLICY?
  25. 1:07>> THE PRESIDENT IS THE POLICY MAKER.
  26. 1:10AND HE TAKES RECOMMENDATIONS FROM HIS CABINET AND FROM SENIOR
  27. 1:14OFFICIALS IN THE WHITE HOUSE.
  28. 1:15AND THEN HE MAKES A JUDGEMENT.
  29. 1:17HE DECIDES WHAT OUGHT TO BE DONE.
  30. 1:20AND THE AMERICAN PEOPLE BASICALLY DECIDE BECAUSE THEY
  31. 1:23DECIDE WHO IS GOING TO BE PRESIDENT.
  32. 1:26AND THAT'S THE WAY THE SYSTEM WORKS.
  33. 1:28>> Stephen: WHEN THE DECISION WAS PLAYED TO GO INTO IRAQ IN
  34. 1:332003, THE SITUATION THAT WE HAVE NOW WHICH IS A CHAOTIC IRAQ AND
  35. 1:39SYRIA WITH CONTROL OF ISIS AND OR THE CHAOS FOLLOWING THE ARAB
  36. 1:44SPRING IN AREAS AS WELL, IS THE SITUATION WE HAVE NOW, WAS IT
  37. 1:47EVER CONSIDERED TO BE AN OUTCOME?
  38. 1:49WAS THIS A WORST-CASE SCENARIO OR A BEYOND WORST-CASE SCENARIO?
  39. 1:55>> I THINK THE DISORDER IN THE ENTIRE REGON AND THE CONFLICT
  40. 2:01BETWEEN THE SUNNIES AND THE SHIA IS SOMETHING THAT GENERALLY
  41. 2:07PEOPLE HAD NOT ANTICIPATED.
  42. 2:09ON THE OTHER HAND, IF YOU THINK WHAT EISENHOWER SAID, HE SAID
  43. 2:12THE PLAN IS NOTHING, PLANNING IS EVERYTHING.
  44. 2:15THE POINT BEING THAT ANYTHING CHANGES WITH FIRST CONTACT WITH
  45. 2:19A PROBLEM.
  46. 2:21THE ENEMY HAS A BRAIN.
  47. 2:22THEY MAKE DECISIONS.
  48. 2:23PEOPLE ASK ME WELL, WHY ARE THEY DOING WHAT THEY'RE DOING.
  49. 2:28AND THE ANSWER IS THEY'RE DOING WHAT THEY ARE DOING BECAUSE THEY
  50. 2:31CAN DO IT.
  51. 2:31BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE BIG ARMIES, BIG NAVIES, BIG AIR
  52. 2:35FORCES WHICH THEY CAN'T COMPETE WITH US.
  53. 2:37SO THEY ARE ATTACKING FROM AN ASSYMETRICAL STANDPOINT AND
  54. 2:41THEY'RE TRYING TO DESTROY THE NATION STATE CONCEPT IN THE
  55. 2:45WORLD.
  56. 2:45THE FIRST THING THEY DO IS TO ELIMINATE A BORDER, FOR EXAMPLE,
  57. 2:48BETWEEN IRAQ AND SYRIA.
  58. 2:49>> Stephen: THE TOP TWO REPUBLICANS AND THE TOP TWO
  59. 2:53DEMOCRATS, NONE OF THEM THINK THAT GOING INTO IRAQ WAS THE
  60. 2:56RIGHT CHOICE TO MAKE.
  61. 2:57DO YOU HAVE ANY REFLECTION ON THE DECISION TO GO INTO IRAQ?
  62. 3:00DO YOU STILL THINK IT WAS THE RIGHT THING TO DO 12 YEARS
  63. 3:04LATER?
  64. 3:04>> I THINK WHEN THE PRESIDENT MADE THE DECISION, THERE
  65. 3:08WERE-- THE IRAQI GOVERNMENT HAD OPPOSED SOMETHING LIKE 15 OR 16
  66. 3:12U.S. RESOLUTIONS.
  67. 3:13THEY WERE REPROSSIVE.
  68. 3:14THEY HAD USED CHEMICAL WEAPONS ON THEIR NEIGHBORS, THE
  69. 3:18IRANIANS.
  70. 3:18THEY USED CHEMICAL WEAPONS ON THEIR OWN POPULATION, THE KURDS.
  71. 3:22AND THERE WAS A LOT OF EVIDENCE THAT THEY-- THEY ALREADY USED
  72. 3:26CHEMICAL WEAPONS.
  73. 3:27AND IT SEEMS TO ME THE PRESIDENT GIVEN THE FACTS HE HAD FROM THE
  74. 3:32INTELLIGENCE COMMUNITY MADE THE RIGHT DECISION.
  75. 3:34IN RETROSPECT, THEY DIDN'T FIND LARGE CASHES-- CACHES OF
  76. 3:40CHEMICAL OR BIOLOGICAL WEAPONS.
  77. 3:41ALTHOUGH THE U.N. INSPECTOR DID SAY THEY HAD THE FACILITIES
  78. 3:45STILL THERE, THE PEOPLE WERE STILL THERE, THEY HAD THE
  79. 3:48CAPABILITY AND THE PRECURSORS TO THESE WEAPONS WERE STILL THERE.
  80. 3:51AND THEY COULD HAVE RECONSTITUTED THEM IN A MATTER
  81. 3:54OF WEEKS.
  82. 3:54>> Stephen: THERE IS ONE QUESTION THAT GETS ASKED OF YOU
  83. 3:57AND OTHER PEOPLE WHO WERE IN FAVOR OF THE INVASION OF 2003 IN
  84. 4:02IRAQ THAT I JUST QUESTION I DON'T THINK IS FAIR.
  85. 4:06WHICH IS.
  86. 4:08>> THEN WHY ASK AN UNFAIR QUESTION.
  87. 4:10>> Stephen: NO, NO, NO I WILL TELL YOU WHY I THINK IT'S
  88. 4:13UNFAIR, I WILL ASK A DIFFERENT QUESTION.
  89. 4:14I THINK THIS QUESTION IS UNFAIR, WHICH IS IF YOU KNEW NOW-- IF
  90. 4:18YOU KNEW THEN WHAT YOU KNEW NOW, WOULD YOU MAKED SAME DECISION.
  91. 4:22YOU ONLY THEN WHAT YOU KNOW THEN.
  92. 4:24>> THAT'S RIGHT.
  93. 4:25>> Stephen: YOU ONLY NOW NOW WHAT YOU KNOW NOW.
  94. 4:26AND OUR NOW IS TOMORROW'S THEN.
  95. 4:28SO THEY'LL BE SAYING THE SAME THINGS TO THE DECISIONS GETS
  96. 4:32MADE TODAY, 15 YEARS FROM NOW.
  97. 4:34>> IT'S TRUE.
  98. 4:34>> Stephen: BUT THAT LEADS ME TO YOUR MOST FAMOUS SAYING WHICH
  99. 4:37IS TALKING ABOUT UNCERTAINTY IN THE WORLD.
  100. 4:39THAT THERE ARE NO KNOWNS, THINGS WE KNOW WE KNOW, AND TELL ME IF
  101. 4:43I GET THIS WRONG.
  102. 4:44CUZ I KNOW THIS IS YOUR BABY.
  103. 4:46THERE ARE KNOWN UNKNOWNS.
  104. 4:48THINGS WE KNOW THAT WE DON'T KNOW.
  105. 4:51AND THERE ARE ALSO UNKNOWNS UNKNOWNS.
  106. 4:55>> BUT IN THIS CASE, ISN'T THE ONE THAT GOT US SOMETHING THAT
  107. 5:02IS-- THERE'S A FOURTH OPTION THAT NO ONE EVER TALKS ABOUT.
  108. 5:04WHICH IS THE UNKNOWN KNOWNS.
  109. 5:07WHICH IS THE THING THAT WE KNOW, AND THEN WE CHOOSE NOT TO KNOW
  110. 5:11THEM OR NOT LET OTHER PEOPLE KNOW WE KNOW.
  111. 5:16THAT THERE ARE SOME THINGS-- (APPLAUSE).
  112. 5:21>> Stephen: RECENTLY A 2002 MEMO FROM THE JOINT CHIEFS OF
  113. 5:26STAFF SAYS THAT 90% OF THE.
  114. 5:33>> I'M GOING TO SAVE YOU EMBARRASSMENT.
  115. 5:35>> Stephen: I CAN'T BE EMBARRASSED, I'M A COMEDIAN.
  116. 5:39THIS THING CAME OUT, IT SAYS OUR KNOWLEDGE OF THE IRAQI NEW CLEAR
  117. 5:43WEAPONS PROGRAM IS BASED LARGELY PERHAPS 90% ON ANALYSIS OF
  118. 5:47IMPRECISE INTELLIGENCE.
  119. 5:47SO THERE IS ANALYSIS OF INTELLIGENCE THAT YOU BELIEVE
  120. 5:51THAT THERE ARE WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION IN IRAQ, AND I
  121. 5:54BELIEVE THAT SIN CERTIFICATELY.
  122. 5:55I DON'T THINK ANYBODY MADE UP THE BELIEF THAT THERE WERE
  123. 5:58WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION.
  124. 5:59THAT IS CYNICISM BEYOND I WOULD EVER WANT TO THINK OF MY
  125. 6:03GOVERNMENT.
  126. 6:03I BELIEVE THAT EVERYBODY BELIEVED THAT THEY WERE THERE.
  127. 6:05BUT THERE WAS NO HARD PROOF THAT THEY WERE THERE.
  128. 6:08>> UH-HUH.
  129. 6:08>> Stephen: AND YET IT WAS PRESENTED TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
  130. 6:11AS IF THERE WAS.
  131. 6:12SO THERE WAS AN UNKNOWN KNOWN FOR THE AMERICAN PEOPLE.
  132. 6:16IT WAS KNOWN THAT THERE WAS NOT HARD EVIDENCE, BUT WE WERE
  133. 6:21PRESENTED A PARTIAL PICTURE.
  134. 6:22AND THAT'S THE UNKNOWN KNOWN THAT WE WERE DENIED.
  135. 6:26DO YOU THINK THAT WAS THE RIGHT THING TO DO?
  136. 6:28>> WELL, FIRST OF ALL, THAT MEMO WAS SENT BY THE JOINT CHIEFS OF
  137. 6:33STAFF.
  138. 6:34>> Stephen: YES.
  139. 6:34>> AND WE PUT IT ON MY WEBSITE.
  140. 6:36>> Stephen: UH-HUH.
  141. 6:37>> AND MADE IT PUBLIC YEARS AGO.
  142. 6:39>> Stephen: I KNOW IT'S DECLASSIFIED.
  143. 6:41>> WELL, YEAH, BUT-- I DON'T PUT CLASSIFIED THINGS ON MY WEBSITE.
  144. 6:47(LAUGHTER) I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT.
  145. 6:48>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT.
  146. 6:49YOU CAN GET IN TROUBLE FOR THAT.
  147. 6:52>> YEAH.
  148. 6:52>> Stephen: I'M NOT TRYING TO YOU AN UNFAIR QUESTION, I'M
  149. 6:56TRYING TO ASK YOU WHAT I THINK IS A FAIR THING.
  150. 6:58WERE THERE THINGS THAT THE ADMINISTRATION, OR YOU KNEW THAT
  151. 7:01WE DIDN'T LEARN ABOUT OUT OF THE BEST POSSIBLE INTENTIONS WHICH
  152. 7:04IS THERE WERE THINGS THAT WOULD UNDERMINE THE CASE FOR A WAR YOU
  153. 7:07THOUGHT WAS NECESSARY TO SAVE THE UNITED STATES.
  154. 7:10>> THE PRESIDENT HAD A AVAILABLE TO HIM INTELLIGENCE FROM ALL
  155. 7:15ELEMENTS OF THE GOVERNMENT.
  156. 7:18AND THE NATIONAL SECURITY COUNCIL MEMBERS HAD THAT
  157. 7:21INFORMATION.
  158. 7:21IT WAS ALL SHARED.
  159. 7:22IT WAS ALL SUPPLIED.
  160. 7:24AND IT'S NEVER CERTAIN, IF IT WERE-- IF IT WERE A FACT, IT
  161. 7:30WOULDN'T BE CALLED INTELLIGENCE.
  162. 7:34>> Stephen: WOW.
  163. 7:39I THINK YOU ANSWERED MY QUESTION.
  164. 7:42(LAUGHTER) I MEAN-- IS INTELLIGENCE IS
  165. 7:49TOUGH TO DO.
  166. 7:51AND WHAT YOU DO IS YOU LOOK AT ALL OF THAT AND IF YOU'VE GOT A
  167. 7:55CERTAIN SET OF FACTS THAT YOU CAN NEVER FIE 100 PERCENT, AND
  168. 7:58THEN THERE IS INFORMATION THAT IS NOT CAPABLE OF BEING VERIFIED
  169. 8:05100 PERCENT, AND IT'S OUT OF THAT AGGREGATION OF INFORMATION
  170. 8:08THAT PRESIDENTS MAKE DECISIONS ALL THE TIME.
  171. 8:12>> Stephen: I GUESS THE ULTIMATE QUESTION IS, IS THAT
  172. 8:15BECAUSE THERE TURNED OUT TO BE NO WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION
  173. 8:19AND BECAUSE THE AMERICAN PEOPLE NOW FEEL A MAJORITY THAT IT WAS
  174. 8:21THE WRONG WAR, DO YOU THINK IT UNDERMINES OUR TRUST OF THE
  175. 8:25GOVERNMENT, THAT IS NECESSARY FOR YOUR INTELLIGENCE APPARATUS
  176. 8:28THAT YOU ARE DESCRIBING TO DO THEIR JOB.
  177. 8:30BECAUSE IF YOU SAY TRUST US, WE'VE GOT THIS, AND YOU GET IT
  178. 8:33SO WRONG, ISN'T ANOTHER LEVEL OF DAMAGE THAT WE WON'T TRUST THEM
  179. 8:38NEXT TIME.
  180. 8:39>> I THINK THERE'S ALWAYS A RISK THAT PEOPLE LOOKING AT
  181. 8:43GOVERNMENT WILL COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT THEY MAY NOT BE
  182. 8:48RIGHT.
  183. 8:48THAT IS WHY WE HAVE A DEMOCRACY.
  184. 8:51I MEAN THAT'S WHY PEOPLE VOTE AND THEY MAKE JUDGEMENTS.
  185. 8:55AND WE-- I THINK MOST PEOPLE IN THE UNITED STATES UNDERSTAND
  186. 8:58THAT GOVERNMENT IS NOT PERFECT.
  187. 9:00I MEAN LOOK HOW LONG IT TAKES TO GET SNOW REMOVED.
  188. 9:08BUT ON THE OTHER HAND, I THINK WHAT'S REALLY IMPORTANT ARE THE
  189. 9:11INTENTIONS AND THE CAPABILITY OF THE PEOPLE AND FOR THE MOST
  190. 9:15PART, I THINK IT WAS CHURCHILL WHO SAID THAT DEMOCRACY IS THE
  191. 9:19WORSE FORM OF GOVERNMENT EXCEPT FOR ANY OTHER THAT'S EVER BEEN
  192. 9:23TRIED.
  193. 9:23AND-- .
  194. 9:24>> Stephen: YOU NO HE WHAT ELSE HE SAID?
  195. 9:25TRY MY SOLITAIRE GAME.
  196. 9:29CHURCHILL SOLITAIRE.
  197. 9:31DONALD RUMSFELD, EVERYBODY.
  198. 9:33THANK YOU, SIR.
  199. 9:33>> THANK YOU.
  200. 9:35>> Stephen: IT IS AN HONOR TO TALK WITH YOU.

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