Spooky Stories (Shrek, Donkey, Puss N Boots & More) | Scared Shrekless (2010) | Family Flicks — Transcript

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1. 0:01it was a dark and stormy
2. 0:08night chingi my girlfriend kicked me
3. 0:13out oh you know something about me being
4. 0:16too in myself blah blah blah yak yak yak
5. 0:19you but you are so adorable I know
6. 0:22that's what I keep telling her I need a
7. 0:24good woman Muffin Man ah I can help you
8. 0:28xingji how about this one I don't know
9. 0:31you like hair huh nope weird hair how
10. 0:34about this one too skinny no don't like
11. 0:37it okay well how about this one yes
12. 0:40that's
13. 0:42it she's perfect a girl in my
14. 0:48dream wait or sugar but that is not the
15. 0:52recipe trust me muffin man this girl's
16. 0:54got to be real sweet I want someone who
17. 0:57will love me forever I must warn you
18. 0:59gingi no one has ever made cookies with
19. 1:01this much sugar you are tempering with
20. 1:03forces far beyond your
21. 1:07comprehension just put her in the oven
22. 1:20[Music]
23. 1:29[Laughter]
24. 1:33okay A little privacy huh take a
25. 1:36hike
26. 1:49wait no oh my gosh I'm in love you're
27. 1:52like a cookie
28. 1:54Angel wow D you're hot
29. 1:57too hello
30. 2:00[Music]
31. 2:03hello I guess it didn't
32. 2:07[Music]
33. 2:16work gingi is it you the one I was made
34. 2:20for oh we'll be together forever sweet
35. 2:27[Music]
36. 2:30you for
37. 2:33all when you're me baby the
38. 2:44[Music]
39. 2:46will
40. 2:48dice the only for is you and you for me
41. 2:55so are you happy gingi you bet the time
42. 2:59since I'm met you has been the best 7
43. 3:02and 1/2 minutes of my life good because
44. 3:04this is only the beginning I'm going to
45. 3:06love you and hold you and feed you and
46. 3:09dress you and cling to you and hang on
47. 3:12to you and smother you with my love
48. 3:15forever and ever
49. 3:17and got a little stuffy in here um you
50. 3:20know I'm going to go get some air oh no
51. 3:23you don't no no not without your
52. 3:26umbrella come on here let me get that
53. 3:30wait for me sugar could you just do me
54. 3:33one small little tisy favor anything
55. 3:36could you leave me alone for like 30
56. 3:38seconds anything but
57. 3:40that you I forgot my Gumdrop buttons
58. 3:43yeah could you uh run over there and get
59. 3:45them for me please sure I can I'll be
60. 3:47right back gingering run run run as fast
61. 3:50as you can if you want to remain a
62. 3:52gingerbread
63. 3:54[Music]
64. 3:57man oh oh jeez Genji I don't understand
65. 4:02I thought you were happy it's all my
66. 4:05fault I should have tried harder no no
67. 4:08no don't try harder maybe I'm not pretty
68. 4:11enough I can be pretty really pretty the
69. 4:14girl of your dreams remember
70. 4:22fa let's go jeny fall with me so we can
71. 4:27be together forever here's a boss you
72. 4:30let
73. 4:31go together together for
74. 4:37us oh what a night I'm so glad that is
75. 4:41over
76. 4:42with oh well nothing last forever
77. 5:08together
78. 5:11forever together
79. 5:13forever together
80. 5:16forever together forever together what a
81. 5:20nice surprise together
82. 5:28forever together forever hey what's
83. 5:33up I think we both man said some things
84. 5:36I might
85. 5:37regret gosh your eye is
86. 5:39pretty look I know you're upset so we
87. 5:43just sit down they're
88. 5:46disgusting then they ate
89. 5:51[Music]
90. 5:52me what the and we needed to find us
91. 5:55some
92. 5:58shelter this is my turn to tell a story
93. 6:02hey hey the kindly inkeeper was warm and
94. 6:05friendly she made me feel all bubbly
95. 6:07inside my trusty sidekick here would
96. 6:10love to press it up sidekick and I would
97. 6:12love some waffles we are equals oh man
98. 6:15of course we are the noble donkey
99. 6:17reassured his clearly inferior sidekit
100. 6:19I'm getting a little tired of this but
101. 6:21before puss could finish his thought he
102. 6:22decided to take a well deserved tongue
103. 6:25bag what what what the well as long as I
104. 6:28am here but right then danger came from
105. 6:30[Music]
106. 6:36behind and puss was never seen
107. 6:40again V end no that is not how this
108. 6:43story goes I was well aware of the
109. 6:45approaching danger and went for my steal
110. 6:49don't worry little buddy I'm here to
111. 6:51save you ah you're killing me it was
112. 6:54Prince Charmin he was packing heat and
113. 6:56he wanted Revenge I want revenge he said
114. 6:59but before anyone could do anything the
115. 7:02plan it was awful and it was terrible
116. 7:04and it was really really scary what no
117. 7:07go
118. 7:08back although the Charming was fast I
119. 7:11was Swift enough to repel the attack and
120. 7:13left to safety which is exactly what he
121. 7:16wanted you to do charm left just like a
122. 7:19crazy
123. 7:25maniac no no I'm sorry but I will never
124. 7:28let that happen to me me instead I I I I
125. 7:31woke up yeah that's right it was all a
126. 7:34dream you mean a nightmare you know
127. 7:37you're in the ceiling
128. 7:38right I will get you for this oh and
129. 7:42then the lights went out it was horrible
130. 7:44and sad how puss pleaded for Mercy Mercy
131. 7:47please said Puss with his last dying
132. 7:49breath but when the lights came back on
133. 7:52it was the donkey who was taking a
134. 7:53shower oh my goodness why would I do
135. 7:55that and right behind you there was
136. 7:58danger oh man you were paralyzed he was
137. 8:02a donkey eating war was hit and
138. 8:05he wanted
139. 8:07Revenge renge the donkey run how far can
140. 8:12you run when you are on a plate covered
141. 8:14in butter wearing a pig Tut and a SoMo
142. 8:17and a coconut a and about to be eaten
143. 8:20alive no please please I'll switch the
144. 8:26big and the donkey was never SE
145. 8:32again but what puss didn't know is that
146. 8:35right behind him was the one thing he
147. 8:36feared more than anything else no you
148. 8:38wouldn't I would you didn't I did no I
149. 8:42didn't think about that
150. 8:45[Music]
151. 8:47no on this street in this house a man
152. 8:52had come as a last resort
153. 8:55because no one else would go near the
154. 8:58place
155. 9:03yeah I hear you've been expecting me you
156. 9:07are the that's right I
157. 9:10am the
158. 9:13babysitter yes yes thank goodness you've
159. 9:18got my boy I don't know what that's
160. 9:21gotten into him I've never seen anything
161. 9:23like it trust me buddy I've got three
162. 9:24little ogres at home this will be a
163. 9:27piece of cake
164. 9:30[Music]
165. 9:36okay then look I'm telling you I tried
166. 9:38every trick in the book you see once
167. 9:40upon a time out oh come on now you're
168. 9:43going to listen to a goose please you
169. 9:45you don't understand he's like he's two
170. 9:47different people what your kid needs is
171. 9:49discipline not a bunch of psychological
172. 9:51mumbo jumbo you just got to walk in
173. 9:53there look him in the eye and show him
174. 9:56who
175. 10:00please tell me he's an only child bubble
176. 10:03gum fish P um
177. 10:07H well here's your problem his head's
178. 10:10not screwed on right when you wish upon
179. 10:13a star you get lots of stuff well I wish
180. 10:17for a nice quiet evening where you go to
181. 10:19sleep and I'd raid the ice box
182. 10:27okayy see that was easy it's like I
183. 10:31always say when it comes to good
184. 10:33parenting you have to be fair but firm
185. 10:35you just show them that you're mean
186. 10:37business and he's out of bed again isn't
187. 10:42he you never have this problem with sock
188. 10:46puppets all right what's this all about
189. 10:49voices voices uhhuh in here telling me
190. 10:54what to
191. 10:55do you have voices inside your
192. 10:59head sometimes and what kind of things
193. 11:03do they tell you to
194. 11:10do the catches the wors what's gotten
195. 11:13into this kid hey you're going maybe you
196. 11:17singing him a little song Come
197. 11:19here do I look like the kind of guy that
198. 11:22knows a
199. 11:24lullaby lullaby on good night close your
200. 11:28big creepy
201. 11:29eyes if you sleep away I'll creep and
202. 11:34get out of here
203. 11:38alive you know once you get past all the
204. 11:40splinters and rope Burns he's actually
205. 11:43kind of
206. 11:44cute now where did he
207. 11:47go a bird in the hand is worth two in
208. 11:51the
209. 11:53bush now there's something you don't see
210. 11:55every
211. 11:56day get them off get them off
212. 12:08come back here you I regret
213. 12:11[Music]
214. 12:26nothing e i a younger termite I'm no
215. 12:30termite Pinocchio I'm a cricket you were
216. 12:33the voice in my head this whole time
217. 12:36that's right I'm the one who was putting
218. 12:38all those thoughts in your Noggin I'm
219. 12:40your conscience and as long as you let
220. 12:42me I'll always be
221. 12:47your the
222. 12:50end that wasn't me I never had any bugs
223. 12:53in my head ask anyone okay then why
224. 12:57don't we start by asking your conscience
225. 13:02[Music]
226. 13:05[Applause]