Spooky Month: The Wacky Wicked Woods — Transcript

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1. 0:16[sighs]
2. 0:26>> Can we get out of here?
3. 0:27>> Cut it out, dude.
4. 0:28>> We're not going to find them.
5. 0:30>> Stop talking while you eat.
6. 0:32>> IT'S BEEN HOURS. WE'RE ALL HUNGRY.
7. 0:35>> SHUT UP.
8. 0:40SUSIE, WAIT. I am not getting in trouble
9. 0:43because of you two.
10. 0:44>> Can we play with you alone now?
11. 0:45>> No, WE'RE GOING BACK.
12. 0:47>> [screaming]
13. 0:49>> THUNDERHEADS. WHY WOULD YOU THINK
14. 0:51THERE'S candy out here?
15. 0:53>> Because you lied to them.
16. 0:54>> IT WAS OBVIOUSLY A JOKE.
17. 0:56>> WELL, I DON'T THINK this is very funny.
18. 0:58>> YES, IT IS.
19. 0:59>> Is it? Then it's your fault.
20. 1:01>> IT'S THEIR FAULT. IF YOU WEREN'T SO DUMB
21. 1:04AND GULLIBLE, NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE
22. 1:06HAPPENED.
23. 1:16>> ARE MY EYES COVERED IN FROST, or are you
24. 1:19two children lost?
25. 1:22>> Uh we're we're not lost.
26. 1:24>> Oh, let me see.
27. 1:31Hmm.
28. 1:37It's cold and dangerous outside for you.
29. 1:40Might you stay in my cabin for an hour
30. 1:42or two?
31. 1:50Can I have your names, children?
32. 1:53>> I'm Skip, and I'm Bump.
33. 1:55>> I'm Susan. Nice to meet you.
34. 1:56>> I'm Ross.
35. 1:57>> I'm Robert.
36. 1:58>> Hi.
37. 1:59>> Thank you. I'll take care of them.
38. 2:02I am Aspen Moore.
39. 2:07Ladies first.
40. 2:17>> [laughter]
41. 2:25>> The kids with their hunger couldn't
42. 2:28resist, but they
43. 2:30>> Hey, hey, HEY. WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
44. 2:34>> AH, WELCOME. WELCOME. Take a seat,
45. 2:38children.
46. 2:42>> Hey, hi. Who are you?
47. 2:48>> No pets at the table.
48. 2:52>> What would you like to order?
49. 2:54>> ONE GUY EATS.
50. 2:56>> [screaming]
51. 2:58>> WHAT? I WANT FIVE TICKETS.
52. 3:01>> TACOS?
53. 3:03>> I want a cheeseburger.
54. 3:07>> Um
55. 3:08>> Oh, sorry dear. That's the wrong menu.
56. 3:14>> Sorry, miss, but we need to
57. 3:17stuff your faces.
58. 3:20>> You want to eat all this? Grandpa says
59. 3:23we not waste food.
60. 3:26>> Don't talk with your mouth full, will
61. 3:28you?
62. 3:28>> God.
63. 3:29>> Can you stop pestering? Your parents are
64. 3:32not here.
65. 3:33>> Dude. Don't say that.
66. 3:35>> What? It's true.
67. 3:38>> You want to play a game, Bump?
68. 3:40>> Oh my gosh.
69. 3:43>> We we can have a snowball fight and we
70. 3:46can trick or treat and we can hide and
71. 3:48seek or party game or shooting or
72. 3:52fighting.
73. 3:53We are going to play games.
74. 3:55>> No, we're not PLAYING GAMES.
75. 3:57>> OH.
76. 3:58>> I'LL PLAY with you, Bun. But what game?
77. 4:02>> ALL THE GAMES.
78. 4:08>> AND THAT IS THE CHECK, CHILDREN.
79. 4:10>> [screaming]
80. 4:18>> YOU ALL WANT TO PLAY.
81. 4:21>> SORRY, we got to go.
82. 4:23>> Go? But you're going to miss the song.
83. 4:26What? Let me tell you, all the budget
84. 4:28went into it.
85. 4:29>> Let's have a bit of fun and diversion.
86. 4:31Follow me right this way. Why don't we
87. 4:33look at my collection? What do you want
88. 4:36to play? Take a look, have a peek. What
89. 4:39will it be? Some yoga, a fellow of
90. 4:41spades, about a round of home, poker,
91. 4:43mahjong. What do you want to play?
92. 4:46When I pick a name, select a game, play
93. 4:48with cards or board or device. And if
94. 4:50you should well, it's all right. It's
95. 4:52just a game. It's not real life.
96. 4:55>> How about we do a game of bridge?
97. 4:56>> Or a rousing round of charades.
98. 4:58>> We can play Yahtzee, you versus me. What
99. 5:01do you want to play?
100. 5:19We can play hopscotch. We [music] can
101. 5:21duck the goose. Play a game of chance or
102. 5:22croquet. How about capture the flag with
103. 5:25mixed old cards?
104. 5:26What do you want to play?
105. 5:27>> All the first-person shooters on my
106. 5:29computer
107. 5:30>> could be yours to try today.
108. 5:32>> How about stop and go, hot potato? What
109. 5:34do you want to play?
110. 5:36>> [music]
111. 5:36>> When I pick a name, it's your turn.
112. 5:37Hooray! To the challenge for our
113. 5:39delight. And if you should die, well,
114. 5:41don't you cry. It's just a game. You'll
115. 5:43be all right. An action game, platformer
116. 5:46or brawler. Whatever you want is okay.
117. 5:48How about a run-about game? And what's
118. 5:50the worst that could happen? WHAT DO YOU
119. 5:51WANT TO
120. 5:53WHAT DO YOU WANT TO
121. 5:55What do you want to
122. 6:03What do you WANT TO PLAY?
123. 6:07>> WAIT. WAIT. WAIT. WAIT. WAIT. WHAT DO I
124. 6:10GET IF I WIN?
125. 6:13>> WHAT do you want?
126. 6:14>> Uh prize or a wish, right guys?
127. 6:17>> Yeah, that would be nice.
128. 6:18>> I like that. There should be one.
129. 6:21>> One wish? You want it? It's yours, my
130. 6:24children, as long as you succeed.
131. 6:26[music]
132. 6:27What will it be?
133. 6:28>> I want 100 wishes. First I want
134. 6:31>> Wishes don't grow out of trees.
135. 6:36>> What about taking us out of the forest?
136. 6:38>> This late at night?
137. 6:41See? It's dangerous.
138. 6:44>> Well, besides being
139. 6:47I
140. 6:48I wish my parents to go back home. I
141. 6:51miss them a lot.
142. 6:55>> That was the cutest thing I've heard in
143. 6:57a long
144. 6:58TIME.
145. 7:00THAT IS YOUR WISH, SWEETIE. And for the
146. 7:02games, YOU'D BEST BE READY.
147. 7:05>> [laughter]
148. 7:09[music]
149. 7:14[music]
150. 7:23>> WELL, I LIKE playing TNT.
151. 7:26>> Pile of bombs as well.
152. 7:31>> No, no. It's called Terror and [music]
153. 7:33Tremors. It's an RPG.
154. 7:37A role-playing game.
155. 7:40Ready to be the prey?
156. 7:42>> Cuz
157. 7:43we're about to play.
158. 7:44>> [screaming]
159. 7:50[music]
160. 7:55[music]
161. 7:57>> Oh, this is so cool.
162. 7:58>> I'll show you how to dive. YOU HAVE ONE,
163. 8:00TOO.
164. 8:01>> WOW!
165. 8:02Stop it.
166. 8:04>> Russ, what is this?
167. 8:07>> Just follow my lead.
168. 8:17>> [music]
169. 8:25[screaming]
170. 8:30>> You mortals
171. 8:31dare to step [music] into my domain.
172. 8:35Shatter your bones and tear you going
173. 8:37insane.
174. 8:40>> [laughter]
175. 8:41[screaming]
176. 8:45>> No, no. Wait, wait.
177. 8:57>> [music]
178. 8:58[applause]
179. 9:02[music]
180. 9:03>> Huh?
181. 9:04What?
182. 9:05>> Well, that was easy for everyone to
183. 9:07grin. Let's make it harder to see if you
184. 9:10win.
185. 9:14>> Ew.
186. 9:16Clean up an aisle three.
187. 9:22>> Yeah!
188. 9:22>> [screaming]
189. 9:23>> We can play
190. 9:24whatever you want, Zoey.
191. 9:26>> No, no. I don't want to pick a
192. 9:28>> Come on, darling. Pick whatever you
193. 9:30want.
194. 9:32>> Um,
195. 9:33there's this game I I to play with my
196. 9:35friends.
197. 10:02>> Guys,
198. 10:03help me.
199. 10:12>> [music]
200. 10:16[screaming]
201. 10:23>> Dozie, DOZIE, DOZIE,
202. 10:24>> [music]
203. 10:24>> WE LOST ALL THE KITTENS.
204. 10:26It's got
205. 10:27to be Dozie.
206. 10:39>> [applause]
207. 10:44[applause]
208. 10:51>> I'm feeling good at that game. How about
209. 10:53you try your luck and see what you
210. 10:55claim.
211. 10:57>> Number three.
212. 10:57>> NUMBER TWO.
213. 10:59>> NUMBER TWO.
214. 11:01>> I WANT NUMBER ONE.
215. 11:02>> I WANT the third one.
216. 11:04>> Let's see what the kids didn't [music]
217. 11:05pick.
218. 11:07No one chose. Freedom for everyone.
219. 11:12And door number one, Skekna cookies for
220. 11:15everyone.
221. 11:51>> [snorts]
222. 12:30>> No.
223. 12:44Officer,
224. 12:45I found this.
225. 12:56>> [music]
226. 12:59>> Listen, I wish those kids don't ever
227. 13:01come back here. They're troublemakers.
228. 13:09June, stop.
229. 13:11>> [music]
230. 13:11>> You remember what happened, kid?
231. 13:15I think three teens walked in. [music]
232. 13:18Uh
233. 13:20A girl got in the store with those two.
234. 13:23Then the fat one told them something
235. 13:25about the [music] forest. They left, and
236. 13:28he was laughing lot.
237. 13:30The girl threw something on him, which
238. 13:32is kind of funny.
239. 13:34And then the friends left with the girl.
240. 13:36And then I told them to go with them.
241. 13:39And it's been like what? Two, three
242. 13:41days? I don't know.
243. 13:46What?
244. 14:04>> Pretty eyes,
245. 14:05miss. They're spiders.
246. 14:10>> [screaming]
247. 14:17>> HEY!
248. 14:20>> WATCH IT, BOB.
249. 14:28>> I WANT ALL [screaming] THE GAMES.
250. 14:46>> It's your turn.
251. 14:48>> But I don't want to play alone. I don't
252. 14:50want to play alone.
253. 14:51>> What are you doing here? Go back to your
254. 14:53game, young man.
255. 14:55>> No!
256. 14:56>> [screaming]
257. 15:02>> The blizzard's playing. I'm not playing.
258. 15:08>> SEND THOSE KIDS TO TRIAL!
259. 15:12>> [cheering]
260. 15:17>> COUNCIL, THESE whippersnappers dare to
261. 15:19change the rules of the game.
262. 15:21>> Despicable. Outrageous.
263. 15:24>> Fire bellies.
264. 15:25>> Unspeakably nefarious.
265. 15:28What do you have to say for yourselves,
266. 15:29Gideon and company?
267. 15:33>> LET'S PLAY HIDE AND SEEK.
268. 15:37>> YEAH, LET'S PLAY HIDE and seek.
269. 15:40>> Same here, three.
270. 15:41>> Me, too.
271. 15:52>> We agree to play your game.
272. 15:55>> How dare you let the Scandals GET THEIR
273. 15:58WAY?
274. 15:58>> SILENCE.
275. 16:04I'M GOING TO COUNT TO 1 MILLION. 1 2 3 4
276. 16:075 6 7 8 9 10
277. 16:11AND 1 MILLION.
278. 16:17>> BE VERY, VERY QUIET.
279. 16:20>> I'm killing children.
280. 16:23>> [laughter]
281. 17:18>> Boo boo.
282. 17:47>> Ross! [screaming]
283. 17:49ROSS!
284. 17:50>> KIDS! [crying]
285. 17:52>> GOOD.
286. 17:52>> KIDS!
287. 17:53>> [screaming]
288. 17:56[groaning]
289. 17:58[cough]
290. 18:07[screaming]
291. 18:17>> HAVE you seen these kids?
292. 18:59>> [music]
293. 19:00[screaming]
294. 19:13>> No!
295. 19:16>> Found you.
296. 19:37>> Double play.
297. 19:42>> [music]
298. 20:02[bell]
299. 20:22[music]
300. 20:37[music]
301. 20:49[groaning and screaming]
302. 21:16>> WE WON.
303. 21:17>> WE WON.
304. 21:17>> [screaming]
305. 21:17>> WE DID IT.
306. 21:19>> WE DID IT.
307. 21:30>> OH, [laughter] THANK GOODNESS YOU'RE
308. 21:32SAFE.
309. 21:51>> [music]
310. 22:15[laughter]
311. 22:17[snorts]
312. 22:21>> Excuse me, parents. We [music] need to
313. 22:23bring the kids to the hospital to check
314. 22:24their vitals and see if everything's
315. 22:26okay. Please follow us.
316. 23:06>> [laughter]
317. 24:31[music]
318. 24:38[music]
319. 24:44[music]
320. 26:17[music]
321. 26:54>> Mhm.
322. 27:18>> [groaning]
323. 27:18>> Where am I?
324. 27:28>> [screaming]
325. 27:58[groaning]
326. 28:08>> Damn.
327. 28:09I'm kids.