Spooky Month 5 - Tender Treats — Transcript

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1. 0:16M. Evermore: *chuckle*
2. 0:20M. Evermore: What have you BEEN DOING?!
3. 0:23John: You know two officers can't deal with the-
4. 0:25M. Evermore: MORE EXCUSES!?
5. 0:27M. Evermore: *groan*
6. 0:30M. Evermore: You can let her in.
7. 0:34Patty: Hi.
8. 0:35Patty: Uh, what do you need me for, mayor?
9. 0:37M. Evermore: Can you inform them on what's been going on with this guy?
10. 0:41Patty: There have been approximately 8 deaths.
11. 0:44Patty: With ALL of them, dismembered.
12. 0:46Patty: Good job, guys!
13. 0:48Patty: Keep up the good work..
14. 0:50Jack: Is that sarcasm??
15. 0:55Jack: What?
16. 0:58M. Evermore: Every Halloween, he kills more people.
17. 1:07M. Evermore: It's hard to know what is real,
18. 1:09M. Evermore: and what is not..
19. 1:15Susie: *phew*
20. 1:21M. Evermore: No one knows if someone got killed,
21. 1:23M. Evermore: or it's just a show.
22. 1:26M. Evermore: IF YOU CAN'T CATCH EM' TONIGHT
23. 1:28M. Evermore: THEN YOU WILL BE REPLACED BY THEM!
24. 1:33John: Look, mayor. Something is going on in the town.
25. 1:36John: There's a cult going around and-
26. 1:37M. Evermore: 𝘣𝘭𝘢𝘩 𝘣𝘭𝘢𝘩 𝘣𝘭𝘢𝘩 𝘣𝘭𝘢𝘩
27. 1:39M. Evermore: I don't care about your imaginary cult, John.
28. 1:42John: They burned down my house!
29. 1:44M. Evermore: Your house is a FIRE HAZARD
30. 1:46M. Evermore: YOU'LL ALWAYS KEEP THE COFFEE MAKER ON!
31. 1:49M. Evermore: *sigh*
32. 1:51M. Evermore: I want you two, to solve this,
33. 1:54M. Evermore: TONIGHT.
34. 1:55M. Evermore: Now leave! Get out of my sight.
35. 2:02Jack: What are we gonna do now?
36. 2:04John: We gotta focus on Bob before more bodies turn up.
37. 2:09Lila: *snoring*
38. 2:13Skid: MOOOOOOOM
39. 2:14Skid: IT'S THE SPOOKIEST DAY OF THE SPOOKIEST MONTH
40. 2:18Skid: IT'S THE SPOOKFEST MOM
41. 2:19Skid: GETUPGETUPGETUPGETUPGETUP
42. 2:20Lila: I swear, you're louder every year.
43. 2:23Lila: I know, son. Go get ready.
44. 2:26Skid: YAAAAY
45. 2:31Pump: hello-ween?
46. 2:33Skid: are you ready for the SPOOKIEST DAY
47. 2:35Pump: oh let me check!
48. 2:37Pump: hey susie are you going with me?
49. 2:39Susie: You know I don't go out today.
50. 2:41Susie: And quit pranking me! If you know what's good for you..
51. 2:46Pump: oh i am ready!
52. 2:48Skid: yes! I can't wait for....
53. 2:51Skid & Pump: EY
54. 2:52Skid & Pump: *Mischivious laugh*
55. 2:58Lila: Hey, you two have fun and bring back a lot of candy!
56. 3:01Lila: I want some!
57. 3:03Lila: *sigh* I miss trick-or-treating.
58. 3:06Lila: Maybe I can go with Jaune.
59. 3:08Lila: Huh?
60. 3:18Bob: heh eh
61. 3:21Lila: Police?
62. 3:22Lila: Yeah someone is trying to kill me.
63. 3:34Lila: Huh, my voice was so different back then.
64. 3:43Anchor: We ask for your help to find Dexter Erotoph.
65. 3:46Anchor: There is no information about his lo-
66. 3:49Actress: *scream for her life*
67. 3:54Jaune: Hello-ween!
68. 3:57Lila: J-J-Jaune?
69. 3:58Jaune: Hey, girl!
70. 3:58Lila: There's a guy outside and-
71. 4:00Jaune: Glad you're finally trying something new!
72. 4:03Jaune: You've gone so long with that di-
73. 4:05Lila: I'm being SERIOUS!
74. 4:07Jaune: Uh, what?
75. 4:09Lila: I'm talking about the devil guy who ATTACKED me long ago!
76. 4:13Jaune: Maybe... it's just a weirdo, Lila.
77. 4:17Jaune: ..Lila?
78. 4:19Jaune: Helloo?
79. 4:20*shatter*
80. 4:25Lila: Eh... um...
81. 4:26Lila: ..Would you like a piece of candy?
82. 4:37yom
83. 4:43Lila: Uh, hey!
84. 4:44Lila: D-Did you know it's s-spooky month?
85. 4:57Bob: Hahahahahahah!
86. 5:00Bob: What are you gonna do?
87. 5:02Bob: SEASON ME?
88. 5:03Bob: AAAAAAAAAAA
89. 5:05Bob: ACHOOO
90. 5:38John: Uh, we got a call from someone.
91. 5:41John: They said you might-
92. 5:42Lila: HE'S IN THE ATTIC! HE'S HERE!
93. 5:54John: There's no one here, Miss.
94. 5:58Lila: He's going for my son!
95. 6:05Bob?: Hey! You need a costu-
96. 6:08Jack: It's not worth it, you need to calm down, Miss!
97. 6:10John: Miss you are gonna get in trouble!! STOP IT NOW!!! Lila: WHERE IS MY SON?!?! I WILL BEAT YOU TO DEA- Bob?: What the hell is wrong with you, you crazy bi-
98. 6:14*Adult argument only*
99. 6:22Ignacio: COME HERE, you prick!
100. 6:24Skid & Pump: trick or treat!
101. 6:26Ignacio: Excuse me?
102. 6:28Ignacio: You just broke my door!
103. 6:31Skid & Pump: Screamer
104. 6:34Ignacio: Okay, okay, okay, fine!
105. 6:36Ignacio: Just take it.
106. 6:38Skid & Pump: YAAAAAY
107. 6:41Skid & Pump: Candy or Curse
108. 6:42Skid & Pump: Sweats or Saws
109. 6:43Skid & Pump: offer or suffer
110. 6:45Skid & Pump: Buddy or Bloody
111. 6:47Skid & Pump: Death or UUUUY!!!
112. 6:50Father Gregor: Get out of the Lord's house!
113. 6:52Father Gregor: You devil-worshipping fiends!
114. 6:55Skid: let's go to the forest!
115. 6:58Skid & Pump: YAAAAY!
116. 7:03Pump: let's go to the hAunted house
117. 7:05Skid & Pump: YAAAY!
118. 7:12Streber: Ah! Welcome, to the hauntiest of houses, gentlemen.
119. 7:16Streber: As you can see, I am a real vampire!
120. 7:24Streber: Now, get inside! And get SCARED!
121. 7:33Streber: Hello, little devil fellow!
122. 7:36Streber: Would you like to get scared?
123. 7:39Bob: 𝘋𝘪𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘢 𝘩𝘶𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯, 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘭𝘭 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘢 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘢𝘳 𝘵𝘰 𝘔𝘢𝘥 𝘊𝘰𝘸?
124. 7:46Streber: What?
125. 7:59Pump: oh wait, look!
126. 8:02Pump: oh..
127. 8:04Pump: That looks so REAL!
128. 8:06Skid: That's AMAZING! C'mon let's get more candy
129. 8:22John: Miss Lila, you need to stay inside your house and lock all the doors.
130. 8:27Lila: My son and his friend are out there!
131. 8:29Lila: Don't worry, Miss Lila, we'll find them.
132. 8:31Lila: Now, what costumes are we looking for?
133. 8:34Lila: Well, my son has a skeleton costume.
134. 8:40John: Uhhhhhhhh
135. 8:41John: Can you be a little more specific?
136. 8:43Lila: His friend has a pumpkin costume!
137. 8:49Jack: Oh no..
138. 8:50John: Yeah, just- Just keep the doors locked.
139. 8:54Lila: Fine, just please, be quick!
140. 8:56Jack: We're working on-
141. 9:07Lila: Jaune, come over. I need your help!
142. 9:10Jaune: Gotcha, girl. Do you have a costum-
143. 9:12NOOOOOWWWW!!!!
144. 9:14Pump: what can we do now?
145. 9:15Skid: oh, there's some place we can go for candy
146. 9:18Skid & Pump: KEVIN
147. 9:23Frank: *chuckle*
148. 9:23Frank: Hey, kids!
149. 9:25Pump: Hello, mr frank!
150. 9:27Skid: Can you take us to the candy store?
151. 9:30Frank: Ha, Nah, kids. I am on vacation.
152. 9:42Kevin: What would you like, ma'am?
153. 9:44Carmen: Not you.
154. 9:50Carmen: Hmph. Give me one of everything and double it.
155. 9:54Kevin: Uhh, okay.
156. 9:56Kevin: Rick, help me get 2 of everything.
157. 9:59Rick: okay.
158. 9:59And hurry up!
159. 10:13Kevin: Oh, no!
160. 10:15Kevin: Oh, no no no no!
161. 10:16Kevin: No no no no no no no no no no no no no!
162. 10:18Kevin: No!
163. 10:19Pump: aw just want a free candy can!
164. 10:21Kevin: Not today!
165. 10:22Kevin: You bring me, SO much trouble!
166. 10:25Skid: when have we done that?
167. 10:27Kevin: I got nightmares about you;
168. 10:29Kevin: You gave me "SUGAR";
169. 10:31Kevin: Got me attacked by your DOLL;
170. 10:33Kevin: And not long ago got blood all over the place!
171. 10:36Kevin: That I had to clean up
172. 10:38Kevin: ALL!
173. 10:38Kevin: DAY!
174. 10:39Pump: Kevin, it was fake blood.
175. 10:41Kevin: Fake or not, YOU always bring me trouble!
176. 10:46Kevin: SEE?
177. 10:47Kevin: That's trouble!
178. 10:49Kevin: 😨
179. 10:53Kevin: K-k-kids... Why is he following you??
180. 10:56Skid: I don't know. he's been following us.
181. 10:58Pump: Maybe he wants a candy can.
182. 11:05Rick: I quit.
183. 11:07Kevin: Wh-what? No! Come back!
184. 11:21Skid: Kevin, are you okay?
185. 11:28Kevin: Outside, kids. Quick!
186. 11:49Pelo: Woah, woah! At least knock, man!
187. 11:52Pelo: AAGG AGH AUGH
188. 11:56Skid: We just want our candy can, kevin!
189. 11:58Pump: yeah, we don't know why-
190. 12:01Kevin: Here.
191. 12:02Skid & Pump: Really?
192. 12:05Skid & Pump: Thank you, kevin!
193. 12:08Rick: you deal with this every day?
194. 12:11Kevin: Uhh, kinda.
195. 12:17Bob?: Bro! Woah!
196. 12:18Bob?: Dude! Dude DUDE DUDE!
197. 12:19Bob?: What is your problem?!
198. 12:20Kevin: Wait, are you going to kill us?
199. 12:23Bob?: No, I just wanted to tell you kids are stealing candy!
200. 12:29Kevin: AH SHHH
201. 12:30Ross: It could've been easier if you just brought a costume.
202. 12:33Roy: aaghh You know, my family doesn't want me to hang with you guys.
203. 12:37Roy: It's hard.
204. 12:38Robert: You know it's for my sister..
205. 12:40Robert: Hmm We can get a costume here!
206. 12:46Roy: OOOOOOOH good idea, Robert!
207. 12:54Roy: WHAT? You have a problem?!
208. 12:56💀: you're gonna have a bad time
209. 12:58🎤: BIT-
210. 12:59Roy: CHSHSHSHSSSSSHHH
211. 13:00Roy: GET LOST!!!!
212. 13:09Ross: What are you?
213. 13:10Roy: A rapper.
214. 13:13Robert: That's not scary.
215. 13:18Roy: AY WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT
216. 13:20Roy: Where are YOU going with all that CANDY?
217. 13:26Skid: To get more candy!
218. 13:28Roy: I think that-
219. 13:29Ross: Oh, no you don't!
220. 13:30Ross: You didn't come with a costume.
221. 13:32Roy: Wʜʏ? I ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ᴄᴏsᴛᴜᴍᴇ!
222. 13:33Robert: Hey, kids. Roy: Wʜʏ? I ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ᴄᴏsᴛᴜᴍᴇ!
223. 13:34Robert: Hey, kids. Ross: Iᴛ's ɴᴏᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀs!
224. 13:35Robert: Can we get some candy? Ross: Iᴛ's ɴᴏᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀs!
225. 13:35Robert: Can we get some candy? Roy: Wʜʏ?! uh...
226. 13:36Robert: My young sister is sick, Roy: ɪᴛ's sᴛɪʟʟ ᴀ ᴄᴏsᴛᴜᴍᴇ!
227. 13:37Robert: My young sister is sick, Roy: ɪᴛ's sᴛɪʟʟ ᴀ ᴄᴏsᴛᴜᴍᴇ!
228. 13:38Robert: and I promised her I'd bring back some candy for her. Roy: ɪᴛ's sᴛɪʟʟ ᴀ ᴄᴏsᴛᴜᴍᴇ!
229. 13:38Robert: and I promised her I'd bring back some candy for her. Ross: Jᴜsᴛ leave them alone
230. 13:41Roy: What a party pooper!!
231. 13:42Skid & Pump: Sure!
232. 13:43Robert: Aw, sick! Thank you!
233. 13:50Robert: Thank you again, guys!
234. 13:52Skid & Pump: You're welcome, Robert!
235. 13:56Roy: You think this is enough?
236. 13:57Robert: We can get some more, and we..
237. 14:05Bob: 𝘋𝘪𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸, 𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘤𝘶𝘭𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘶𝘮𝘦 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘧𝘰𝘰𝘥.
238. 14:09Bob: 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘭𝘶𝘥𝘦𝘴 HUMANS!
239. 14:20Robert: Agh! Dammit!
240. 14:22Ross: It's okay, Robert. We'll get more!
241. 14:30Richard: You are in BIG trouble, Reynold.
242. 14:33Roy: oh no
243. 14:36Carmne: *gasp* What is that costume?!
244. 14:41Roy: Rapper?
245. 14:42Carmne: Ugh, you could've been something more elegant.
246. 14:45Carmne: Like a vampire!
247. 14:48Roy: OOOOOOOOooohhoho.
248. 14:52Carmen: Get inside, Reynold.
249. 14:54Carmen: You shouldn't hang with plebians like these.
250. 15:02Roy: Can I say bye? You know.
251. 15:05Carmen: *groan* Yes.
252. 15:13Roy: I hope this helps. Bye guys!
253. 15:22🎵 S&P: What an eerie, spooky night! 🎵
254. 15:25🎵 Pump: To be scared! 🎵
255. 15:26Skid: 🎵To get fright! 🎵
256. 15:27S&P: 🎵 Creepy crawlies come from down 🎵
257. 15:30S&P: 🎵Be afraid and move around! 🎵
258. 15:37Bob: 𝘋𝘪𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸,
259. 15:39Bob: 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘭𝘢𝘭 𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘥 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘥𝘶𝘤𝘦𝘴 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘩 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘵?
260. 15:43Pump: uhhh wat?
261. 15:45Skid: I think he wants to play hide and seek!
262. 15:47Pump: oh like in horror movies?
263. 15:50Bob: 𝘐𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘦𝘥.
264. 15:51Bob: 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘪𝘯, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘺!
265. 15:55Skid & Pump: yay!
266. 15:58Bob: 1
267. 16:00Bob: 2
268. 16:02Bob: 3
269. 16:04Bob: 4
270. 16:07Bob: 5
271. 16:09Bob: 6
272. 16:12Bob: 7
273. 16:14Bob: 8
274. 16:17Bob: 9
275. 16:22Bob: 10.
276. 17:12Jaune: It's okay, Lila. We'll find them.
277. 17:15Skid: uhh, mom why you don't have a costume?
278. 17:21Lila: AAAAWWW There you are!
279. 17:25Jaune: Thank goodness you both are okay!
280. 17:28Lila: Come on, we're going home.
281. 17:30Skid: but mooom we're playing
282. 17:32Jaune: What are you playing?
283. 17:33Pump: hide and seek with a big, fat, red guy
284. 17:56Skid: oh no he's crossing the street without looking!!
285. 18:08Kid 1: Outstanding show!
286. 18:10Kid 2: 👏 Amazing events! 👏
287. 18:15John: Is everyone okay?
288. 18:17Lila: Can you take us home?
289. 18:26Jack: We finally did it!
290. 18:27John: Alright. Time to tell the mayor.
291. 18:33John: Wh-where's the body?
292. 18:38Jaune: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
293. 18:43Jaune: NO
294. 18:44Jaune: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!
295. 18:45Lila: LEAVE US ALONE!
296. 18:46Skid: Woah, what are you doing?
297. 18:47Pump: You know we already won!
298. 18:49Bob: 𝘠'𝘈𝘓𝘓 𝘋𝘖𝘕'𝘛 𝘒𝘕𝘖𝘞 𝘈𝘕𝘠𝘛𝘏𝘐𝘕𝘎!
299. 18:51Bob: 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘦𝘴𝘤𝘢𝘱𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘮𝘦...
300. 18:56Bob: 𝘐 𝘞𝘐𝘓𝘓 𝘍𝘖𝘓𝘓𝘖𝘞 𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘜𝘕𝘛𝘐𝘓 𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘈𝘙𝘌 𝘋𝘌-
301. 19:07John: Do you think he's dead?
302. 19:20Jack: Sorry for that.
303. 19:22Jaune: Just take us home, please!
304. 19:24Lila: Pretty please.
305. 19:28John: Hello? Patty? Yeah, we got a body for ya.
306. 19:34Bob: 𝘋𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸...
307. 19:35Bob: 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘻𝘦𝘥 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘵?
308. 19:40Jack: I'll show you now!
309. 20:01Susie: Wh-what the-where-what-what?
310. 20:03Pump: Hey Grandpa, Susie, look at all i got!
311. 20:08Mr Wonder: You did really good, son!
312. 20:10Susie: Where'd you get all that?!
313. 20:12Susie: Can I have some?
314. 20:16Lila: Thank you so much!
315. 20:19John: Yep, no problem!
316. 20:21Jaune: Excuse, can we look for my son?
317. 20:24Jaune: Yeah.. I'm worried now..
318. 20:28Skid: hey, mom! how do you enjoy halloween?
319. 20:31Lila: Oh, let me show you.
320. 20:40Lila: Look, this was me when I was your age.
321. 20:43Skid: ooh you played hide and seek with him too?
322. 20:46Lila: Who?
323. 20:46Skid: This guy!
324. 21:00Skid: mom? did you know him?
325. 21:05Skid: It's okay, mom.
326. 21:06Skid: here, have a candy 🍭
327. 21:08Skid: and let's watch a horror movie!
328. 21:11Lila: It's just my imagination... heh
329. 21:13Lila: That can't be him.
330. 24:35Ooga Booga: HA HA HA
331. 24:37Ooga Booga: OOGA..
332. 24:38Ooga Booga: OR SUGAR????
333. 24:44Ooga Booga: an apple?
334. 24:45Ooga Booga: AAAAAAHHGH HAAA HAAA!